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And bless with solemn quietude, that thus The still, small voice of God might speak to usl Dauske Dandridge in The Critic. GHOSTS ABROAD. The Valiant was her name. Who had christened her, and how she came to be christened a name so peculiarly inappro priate, we canuot say. She was a tub if ever there was one. Such craft as she, they build by the mile, and saw up into lengths. A floating coal box, painted black, with an engine and a couple of boilers, a rudder and screw, some tarred rope and a score of seamen of all nation nlities and no manners; there you have the Valiant, and the thousand and one ships of the same Ilk which fetch and carry the riches of the world. On the 12th of February we cleared out of the Tyne, loaded to the muzzle with coal, and bound for Venice. We had a river pilot aboard, of course, and were dragged out to sea, through the double line ot buoys and the crowd of shipping, by a little coffee pot of a tug. The chief olQcer, Mr. Marks, was in command, for our new cap'n had not yet arrived from Newcjistle. lie was an elderly man, this Mr. Marks, with u patient eye, and a sandy goat's beard. Mr. Rubble, tho second mate, was a squat little man, heav ily bearded, who had run away from home to follow the sea, and had never ceased regretting it ever since, for, after "bucketing" about on a three years' cruise, he found himself too much of a salt to be happy ashore, and too heartily sick of the sea to be contented afloat. For the rest, our ship's company consisted of a motley crew of twelve seamen, half a dozen stokers, three engineers, a stew ard, a cook aud a cabin lad. A regular old seadog was our bo'sun, Jack Dredge, stumpy and square, his brown, weather battered face framed in a ragged fringe of whisker; one eye had foundered in his ncod, and there was nothing left but an eyelid and a hole. The ball of had been bitten one night in his sleep by a famishing rat, and had festered and sloughed out He was in mid Pacific then, aud the near est surgeon a thousand miles away. He Tas of a taciturn disposition, aud I fancy nis temper had been damaged in tho West Indies by a too lileral allowance of pepper in his curry. In his last spell ashore he was a native of Newcastle, where his wife and his lad 11111 lived the Salvationists had got hold of him in the midst of oue of his tremendous drinking bouts, and had excited him into a state of religious frenzy, and in his temporary ex altation he signed the pledge, and, amid a whirlwind of applause, fetched a bottle of rum out of his pocket, and, smashing it ou the platform, solemnly executed a hornpipe on the relics. When he came to his senses next morning and remembered what he had done, he swore at himself like a hurricane, but kept the pledge, though he maltreated fearfully a zealous "captain" who called about breakfast time to se how their seafaring proselyte was progressing. Well, we hove to down the river just where we could feel the lift of the sea under our keel, and waited for the return of the tug with our skipper. The sky was banked up with clouds, and a pretty stitf wind was piping in from the nor'-nor'-east. The steam was at high pressure and blow ing off from the waste pipe by the funnel. We were a little more shipshape, for the men had been swabbing and BWilling the coal dust from the decks. At last the tug steamed alongside, and Mr. Marks re ceived the skipper as he swarmed up the rope bidder, followed by his portmanteau and umbrella. He was a dapper little man and came aboard smoking a cigarette. By the time the fresh meat had been passed across into the doctor's (the sailors' sobriquet for the cook) hands the piles was ready to leave us. "Well, good night, cap'n!" sang Master Pilot, as he clambered over the side "good night, and bong voyage 1 Below there! steady!" The ropes were cast off. The engine room telegraph was rung "Slow ahead;" aud as she got way on her the Valiant was headed for the sea. It was a dirty night and not a vestige of moon. The sea was not very heavy, but it was getting up under tho nor'easter and there was every sign of a wicked gale brewing. Day broke at last over a tum bling sea. What with keeping tho watches, overhauling tho decks fore and aft, battening down the hatches and mak ing all shipshape, there was plenty to do on that first day at sea to keep us from thinking too fondly of the girls we had left behind us. Hour after hour the Valiant pegged stubbornly along, plunging down the green sloies of the waves, and raising her self heavily out of tho troughs of the sea. She rolled 'excessively, and labored up the waves in a reluctant way, which was far from inspiring confidence in her sea worthiness. At 2 p. m. we passed the Cramer lighthouse, and it was an hour and a half afterward before we got the Haslow light abeam. At 4 Mr. Rubble turned out for the first dogwatch, and soon afterward a man brought the side lights aft and fixed them in their sockets. Then, after a second trip for'ard, he re turned, nursing the binnacle lamp in his &rm. It was Smith who brought them instead of the bo'sun, whose duty it is to look to the compass lights. Mr. Rubble was too little of a martinet to have troubled himself about so small an irreg ularity, had he not been irritated by the clumsiness of the man's efforts to adjust the lamps. "Where's the bo'sun?" he shouted into Smith's ear, for the wind and sea were making a great uproar. "Why hasn't Dredge brought these lights himself? What does he mean by sending you with 'em?" Still fumbling at a lamp, Smith bel lowed in reply, "Dunno, sir!" But there was a look in his face, shy and glossy with rain, which gave the lie to his words. Mr. Rubble noticed the tell tale expression, but did not stop to give it a second thought. Taking the lamp from Smith's blundering fingers, he dismissed him, and fixed it in the binnacle himself. At four bells the first mate relieved Mr. Rubble, and the later dived below to get his tea and a snatch of sleep if possible be fore it came bis turn again for Mount Misery (sea slang for the bridge). With his hands deep in the dog eared pockets of his pea jacket and his shoulders hoisted well up to his ears, Mr. Marks paraded to and fro, thumping his feet down to keep the blood in them from stagnating. Every now and then he peered ahead into the stormy darkness, on the lookout for the Shrowash light, which was due to come up some half dozen points off the star board bow. Every now and then he stepped aside to consult the compass, to satisfy himself that the ship was being steered her proper course. Once, as he stood staring ahead across the tumbling mack seas, tne aoor ot tne xo'csie was suddenly opened and a shaft of light streamed out on the deck for'ard. The figures of two men cams out darkly against the bright background for a mo ment, and then were lost in the night again. As far as Mr. Marks could make out, there seemed to be some unusual commotion in the fo'c'sle. He changed his position, and went over toward the spot where Duckworth stood, shifting3 his squid and the spokes of the wheel. -'Anything wrong for'ard, Duckworth?" shouted Mr. Murks tentatively. "Are they quarrelling, d' you think?" The man glanced down at the distant open door of the starboard fo'c'sle where the seamen were quartered, and put the wheel over some half dozen spokes before replying, which he did without looking up at the mate: "I don't know as they are, sir. Maybe it's the bo'sun as is took bad again and frightenln of 'em." "The bo'sun?" bellowed Mr. Marks. "Why, what's the matter with the bo'sun?" "I dunno, sir," shouted Duckworth, stolidly minding his business at the wheel. "He was took bad this afternoon in his 'ead and said as how he 'card voices a callin' of him; and some o' the boys j'ined in, and sold as how they 'card 'cm, too, a-collin' of the bo'sun; and ho turned in at eight bells and jammed his 'ead under the pillcr to shet out the voices, and wouldn't turn out again for no one." Only fragments of Duckworth's narrative reached Mr. Marks' ear, for tho din ot the storm was terrific. "Voices?" shouted Mr. Marks Interrog atively. "What d you mean?" Before Duckworth could shift his quid to reply, a head and a pair of shoulders appeared above the ladder and stopped, nut daring to tiespass on the privacy of the bridge. The mate wont over to see what tho man wanted. It was the Irish sailor, and his jolly red round face was wot with rain and white with fear. He was dressed only in trousers and shirt, and the latter was unbuttoned and flapping in the wind. "What do you want here?" shouted Mr. Marks, savagely, Irritated by these irreg ularities. "And what are you men up to in tho fo'c'sle? Do you want to get your selves reported to the cap'n?" "Av ye plase, sorr," shouted the Irish man huskily, "the boys asked me to come and tell ye there's sperrlts aboard, aud the bo'sun's elane gone mad." The mate caught the word "sperrits," and jumped to the conclusion that the men hod smuggled some liquor on board and wore drinking themselves crazy. "Spirits?" he roared back. "Which of you has got 'em?" The man shook his head. "It's not them sperrits, sorr, worse luck it's voices; and the bo'sun's clane gone road. For the love av heaven, Mr. Marks, come for'ard and spake a word to the boys." Telling Duckworth to keep a sharp look out ahead while ho was away, the mate ran quickly down to the deck, with Grady at his heels. It needed a good pair of sea legs to avoid being wrecked against the hatchways or capsized into the scuppers. They had almost reached tho fo'c'sle, Avhen suddenly the mate felt his arm grabbed by the Irishman, anil, turning on ldm, saw Grady's face ablaze with excite ment. "Did ye hear that, sorr?" cried the man. "It's them sperrits again! There, sorr, just listen to that!" If Mr. Marks' hearing had been as keen ns his sight, he might have been more im pressed by the cry, wild with seeming agony and faint with distance, which pen etrated even the roar of tho wind and the ceaseless thunder of the sea. But Mr. Murks' hearing had been damaged by par tial drowning off the coast of Spain, and, though he listened intently, he heard no voices except those of the ocean and the air. Naturally concluding that Grady was druuk, he laid hold of the man by his beard and shirt collar, aud, shaking him savagely, flung him down, aided by a lee ward roll of the ship, under the wheels of the donkey engine, and almost toppled after his victim himself. In no palaver ing mood, he went on to the fo'c'sle and stepped inside. It was very evident that there waft something wrong with the crew. The men were huddled together by the stove, some in steaming oilskins, some only in shirts and trousers, all looking scared aud all silent. In the middle of the place Dredge, the bo'sun, stood, half clothed, with a queer, wild expression on his gnarled face, listening hard for some thing or other. The eyes of the men were all fixed on him. As Mr. Marks stepped lu out of the wind and rain, the bo'sun shouted hoarsely: "Hark, lads! He's calliu' of me again! It's him it's Bill!" This time the' mate heard the cry, or thought he heard it, for it was very dis tant, and was carried away again in the thunder of the gale. But he elbowed the idea aside roughly; it was so impossible for any human lieing afloat on such a sea to make himself heard above the roar of tho storm. "What's all this tomfoolery about?" he demanded of the men, angrily. "And what's the matter with you, bo'sun? You ought to be ashamed of yourself, playing the fool in this way. Bo'sun!" But the bo'sun heard nothing of the reprimand. Ho was eagerly listening for the recurrence of that cry, his fists were clenched, and the veins on his throat stood out like cords. And when that sound of human agony came wailing out of the storm again, his battered face lit up with a passion of love, and crying aloud. "It's BUI! it's Bill! I'm comin', lad, I'm comin' I" he made a bolt for the deck; but Mr. Marks stopped him, and they came down together. A couple of men pulled Dredge off the mate, and helped the latter to his feet. "The man's drunk or mad," gasped Mr. Marks, fetching his breath heavily after the shock Dredge had retreated up the fo'c'sle "mad or drunk. How has he come by the liquor? And who's this Bill he's raving about?" "Bill's his on'y son, sir," said one of the men in a scared way. "And the lad warn't well when we come out o' port, and bo'sun ho thinks as he hears the lad callin' of him for to help him or suthin'. Nor it's not all tommyrot neither, Mr. Marks, for we've heard them voices our selves. Haven't we, boys?" "Ay, ay," chorused the me , wagginr their heads; "heard 'em ourselves, wo have, and more nor once." But as he had been absent already far too long from his post, and as it was be neath his dignity to bandy arguments with the crew, Mr. Marks pooh poohed the matter; and after warning them to keep an eye on Dredge, and not to dare to hear any more ghostly rolces at tnelx peril, went aft again to the bridge. When the second mate relieved him at 8 o'clock he recounted briefly what had happened, and advised Mr. Rubble to keep a sharp lookout on the fo'c'sle, and if any further commotion occurred to let the cap'n know at once. Mr. Rubble had quite forgotten the incident which had oc curred in the chief mate's watch, and he was beginning to long for his bunk when he was startled out of his drowsy com placency by the sound of a wailing cry, thin and distant and agonized, which the wind seemed to bring to his ears out of the storm and the night. The man at the wheel had heard it, too, and turned a frightened face on the mate. "Lord save us!" exclaimed the man, "it's that there voice again!" The words were hardly spoken when the door of the fo'c'sle was flung back and a crowd of figures swarmed out on deck. Then the door of the firemen's quarters was opened, and three men came out with a lamp. Seeing that something was amiss, the mate hurried down the com panlonwayto the cabin and roused the skipper. Capt. Lawson was on deck promptly, and after hearing Mr. Rabble's huddled narrative requested him to re turn to Ms duties on the bridge, and went for'ard himself. The men were all congregated under the shelter of the weather bulwark, ono or two standing, the rest crouching down together like a lot of sheep. They had turned out in all sorts of haphazard clothing, and most of them in bare feet. They were all sulky and scared and silent except one of the firemen, who was re lieving his feelings in the choicest lan guage of the stokehole. The skipper was among them before they were aware. "Now, my men," ho demanded briskly, "what's all this nonsense about? Who gave you orders to turn out and lie around on the decks in this way? Where's the bo'sun?" One or two drew in their legs timidly, but nobody attempted to reply. "Well?" sharply interrogated tho skip per. "Is tho bo'sun among you? Why doesn't ho answer?" Silence. The light of the fireman's lamp "glinted" on a small, bright object in Capt. Lawson's hand. The sight of it brought the carpenter to his senses, and he shouted sulkily; "Bo'sun ain't 'ere, Cap'n Lawson. He's mad. And no won der neither. It 'ud drive mo mad mysel' if I was to pass another night in that there fo'c'sle. Why, the ship's 'aunted There! listen to that!" Again the faint, despairing cry made itself heard above tho roar of the waves. The wind seemed to briug it and the wind swept it away again. Its weird agony awakened something of a super stitious dread even lu the skipper's mind. The men cowered close together. Leaving his crew where they were, tho captain made his way to the starboard fo'c'sle, and called the bo'sun by name. No answer. Then he entered the alley way and walked up tho length of it. Be hind the stove at the far end he found the bo'sun, huddled down on his haunches, in nothing but his sleeping shirt. The man was staring, stark mad. His one eye was bloodshot and wild, and the other empty pit glared up darkly. The skipper was no coward, yet at the sight of this half naked madman he quailed a little and felt sorry that he had found him; but only for a moment. He stepped quickly pust the stove to lay hands on Dredge, and us he did so, once more that walling voice bore through the storm its message of in finite, helpless agon'. At the sound Dredge leaped to his feet, and crying ont loudly, "It's Bill as is callin' of mel I'm comin'. lad father's comin' 1" burst out of the fo'c'sle and away across the deck, and was up on toe lee bulwark ana over the side in a flash. The skipper made a rush for the door, to attempt to secure the fleeting figure, but in vain. Just for half a second the madman was visible in his fluttering shirt on the reeling bulwark, and then went over into the darkness and those tumbling seas. Mr. Rubble saw the deed from the bridge, and, springing to the telegraph, rang the ship to a full stop; and then, whipping out his knife, ripped and sawed at the cords with which tho lifeboat was lashed to the bridge rail, and dashing down the ladder to the afterdeck, flung the belt overboard from the stern. But, of course, it was trouble thrown away. And even if a boat could have lived in such a sea and men found to man it, the bo'sun would have drowned three times over before we could have got one lowered and started out to find him in a waste of black and stormy waters. After wallow ing almut some ten minntcs or so for de cency's sake, the skipper rang the ship under steam again, and we slowly drew away, leaving the lKxly of our bo!sun tossing somewhere in our wake. That was the lost of the voice. Neither out nor home did we hear any more talk about the ship being haunted. We mode a prosperous run, and were docked again in the Tyne liefore the seventh week was over. Then tho secret came out. The Valiant was scraped and painted, and ran sacked and repaired from stem to stern post. In that narrow den called the fore peak, which serves as the ship's lumber room, beneath a mass of old iron cables and rusty cordage, we found the corpse of a lad withered to a mummy. The rats had been at him, too, and his feet wero gone. Beside him there lay an empty meat tin; and in one of his pockets was an old silver watch with this Inscription on it: "To Bill, with Father's love." It was the bo'sun's son. The poor fellow had stolen aboard as a stowaway; for, being a sickly lad, his father had been strongly against his following the sea. Iu the storm the plunging of the ship had shaken down upon him all the lumber in the forepeak, and he hod screamed for his father till he died. Chambers' Journal. Indians aad Salmon at Fort Wrangel. During our day at Fort Wrangel, while the sun was shining, a family of Thlinket Indians a short distance buck in the coun try were huddled together in their hut; but as soon as it commenced to rain one and all emerged, set around on logs and chattels, seeming to enjoy being rained on. The natives take little account of time; they paddle along the coast for thousands of miles on the most trivial o! errands, the question as to where they stay or sleep apparently being of small consequence. The fish supply here is seemingly inex haustible Salmon appear in solid schools six and eight feet deep. The Strickeen river back of Fort Wrangel and the out lets of some of the inland waters to the salt water are at certain seasons actually choked with squirming salmon, causing them in their eagerness to pass through to crowd each other above the sur face of the water, thus creating for the time a solid bank of fish. Smaller fish arc also to be found in surprising quanti ties. Herring swarm in the channels. The candle fish, a small fish about six inches long, which is delicious eating, can be caught by the million. A pailful can be had from a native for the merest trifle. A host of other varieties abound, until the lover of fishing here tires of the sport. Cor. New York Evening Post. The Cost of Shooing- a Fly. Twenty dollar subscriptions were asked for to make good the damage by fire to the Methodist church, and this being next to the maximum limit the responses were not coming in very fast. The solic itors were moving up and down the aisles with eagle eyes looking for nods of assent or the transfer of the little green bills. They were not very particular' in what shape the money came so it did come. In the midst of a depressing lull a lone fly that had been soaring high in the vaulted auditorium seemed to take in the situa tion and concluded to descend and lend a hand in the effort. He singled out a portly and stiff backed former Congrcgutionalist from Derby from the congregation and began hi3 persuasive endeavors upon him. Quietly and good naturedly he worked away, caressing his nose and fondling his lips, until finally getting a good opportu nity he gave a bite upon the nose, and with a vigor that showed that he meant business and would not be trifled with. It had the desired effect. The good brother waved his hand, the solicitor caught 'the motiwi and down went tho brother's name for a $20 subscription, the announcement of which caused general rejoicing. It is said the brother feels ag grieved, but will stick to the offer. An sonia (Conn.) Sentinel. Primitive and Independent. Perhaps one of the most primitive of in dependent kingdoms is the little island of Johanna, in the Comoro group. The sul tan boards any ship that may call there, and endeavors to secure the washing for his wives, while the prime minister ped dles cocoanuts and TipnM Chicago Herald, SOGIAL CUTTHROATS. CHARACTERISTICS OF A COTERIE OF NEW YORK MASHERS. Writ Dressed Destroyers Who Keep Quiet About Their Villainy The Masher with the White rock Dally Kound of m Skillful Operator. "He belongs to a curious set of New York men," said the judge. "They are creatures of a recent growth, and I doubt very much if similar specimens of tho genus man can bo found anywhere else in the world. They arc called 'mashers' in n general way, but they are in no senso like tho gorgeous London man who has given the word 'masher' its highest mean ing. The British 'masher' is a creaturo of uoblo apparel, solemn and dissipated air, advanced degrees in tho courts of bankruptcy nnd general imprcsslveness. iteweararli great many suits of clothes during the week, affects a burlesque sctress and drives dashing traps. Tho llttlo circle of mashers in New York has none of these proclivities. They are -men who have lived on the surface of the town for many years, whoso names are familiar in all of the restaurants aud clubs, nnd who have gained in ono way or another reputations as slayers of femi nino hearts, which stand them In enor mous value. They are not in society, sneer at tho idea of toll, live in the best possible manner, dress quietly, and are absolutely mum about tho numerous affairs in which they pass their lives. I know a dozeu men in this particular crowd, but I never knew ono of them to break tho rules of the peculiar free masonry which apparently exists among them to keep quiet about their escapades. This is the most curious feature of tho whole thing. A masher who does not talk when success has crowned his efforts would be a rarity anywhere else except in this extraordinary coterie. They are a queer lot, and I can't say that I consider them a credit to tho city." It affords a droll stndy of human nature to watch the operations of tho mashers. Most of their faces aro as familiar to up town people ns the Fifth Avenue hotel. Their mode of life is sim ple. Take, for instanco, a cold und uustcro man, with a blonde mustache, a regular profile, square shoulders and careless car riage, who has been more or less famous about town for fifteen years. He has a scar running diagonally across his fore head, and just above it is a single lock or 'splash" of hair that Is as white as snow, though the rest of his hair is dark. I havo heard it enviably remarked by other mashers that this gentleman's chief success is due to the immobility of his face, the yellowness of his mustache, tho whiteness of the splosh and the dark mass of hair which throws it into such shnrp relief. He is, in fact, known as "His Contrasts" in some quarters. Fifteen years ago a woman followed him in a cab down Fifth avenue, slipped out as ho ascended the steps of a rival's house, ran up the stops, and pushing a revolver against his head, blazed away. The bullet, instead of going through the skull, ran across the forehead. She went to Europe in the nnus of her amiable husbaud, and "His Contrasts" retired into painful obscurity for a time. Five years after that he was mixed up in a row which is still talked alxiut by old timers. It was a three cornered light ono woman and two men iu the cabin of a ynclit iu the lower bay. When they dragged "His Contrasts" out he was pretty well knocked to pieces. Two ribs were broken, and his general physical welfare very Feasibly impaired, but ho camo up smiling, as usual. I have known him for many years. Ho has but oue object in life. His manner of living varies little from day to day. I have had many opportuni ties for observing him, as wo once had neighboring apartments in the same hotel, nnd he used to amuse himself when ho had an occasional half hour of leisure from his arduous duties by turning the pictures in my room wrong side foremost, bribing the chambermaid to sew tho hangings into all sorts of grotesque posi tions, littering my desk with violent tele grams and indulging in various other cheerful and endearing prnnks. At 10 o'clock every morning the chaml)erniaiol pounded loudly at his door. If the tattoo was loud enough the door would open suddenly, there would le a wild fcream and a pattering of feet tis tho chambermaid scudded out of danger, and tho masher would rush out into the hall clad in pajamas, bath robes, nightcap, felt slippers, and carrying a sponge the size of a bushel basket. He would then wander in a more or less desultory way toward tho bathroom, stopping to ponud on doors that caught his lightsome fancy, and shying boots through the transoms of rooms where men lived who hnd the distinguished misfortune to possess his friendship. About an hour and a half later he would wander into tho main dining room of tho hotel, cast his experienced eye over the people assembled there and cnt a very light breakfast. He wore si frock suit all day long, aud his tailor made half a dozen a year for him. After breakfast he in variably lighted a big cigar, and, if the weather was clear, strolled up Fifth avenue us far as Central park, nnd smiled amiably upon the troops of pretty girls who were out with their governessscs, nurses, companions, and chaperones, tak ing the morning air. Every girl over 10 years of age apparently knew his history, for they would stare at him. and peep over their shoulders ns he passed, in a fashion that would startle a society actor. At half past 1 or 2 o'clock he drifted slowly into Delmonico's, scanned the faces, acknowledged tho surly nods of other mashers with a short inclination of his head, picked out his table with undevi ating skill, and spent the next two or three hours among the wives nnd daugh ters of other men who were down town pursuing the elusive dollar. His habit is to eat slowly, and look, with a gentle and melancholy air, from one pair of pretty eyes to another. If the portraits of the handful of men who are a constant subject of talk among the women of New York were published they would cause a robust and decisive sort of derision. The majority of them are anything but resplendent or attract ive. If there is a professional matinee, a picture sale, an art exhibition, a boat race, a crack horse auction, dog show, horse show or circus going on in the after noon, the masher is as sure to be there as the ticket seller. At night ho dines at the Brunswick, Delmonico's or the Hoff man house, but never in the cafe. In this way day after day passes without the slightest deviation. The mashers all know each other, they frequent the same places, they are popular with men and pursued by women, nnl yet the occasions urc exceedingly rare when they arc called to account. They are adroit and hold their tongues, and perhaps it is therein that their safeguard lies New York Sun. LINCOLN'S SPEECH AT GETTYSBURG Private Notes and Memoranda The Speech Not Kecelved with Favor. A day or two before the dedication of the National cemetery at Gettysburg, Mr. Lincoln told me that he would bo ex pected to make a speech on tho occasion; that he was extremely busy, with no time for preparation, and that he greatly feared ho would not be able to acquit himself with credit, much less to fill the measure of public expectation. From his luit (the usual receptacle of his private notes and memoranda) he drew a page of foolscap, closely written, wnicn no react me, nrst remarking that it was a memorandum of what he had intended to say. It proved to be in substnuce, and I think ha?c verba, what was printed as his Gettysburg speech. After its delivery he expressed deep re gret that ho had not prepared it with greater care. Ho said to mo on tho stand, immediately tif ter concluding tho speech, "Lamon, that speech wou't scour! It is a flat failure, and the people are disap pointed." He seemed more than ordi narily concerned about what tho peoplo would thiuk of it. I was deeply impressed by his frank and regretful condemnation of tho effort, and especially by his manner of expressing that regret; and my own impression w.is deepened by tho fact that the orator of the day, Mr. Everett, nnd Mr. Seward both coincided with Mr. Lin coln in his unfavorable view of Its merits. On tho platform from which Mr. Lin coln had nude his address, und only a mo ment after Its conclusion, Mr. Seward turned to Mr. Everett and asked him what ho thought of the president's speech. Air. Everett replied: "It was not what I expected from him. 1 am disappointed." In his turn Mr. Everett asked: "What do you think of It, Mr. Seward?" Tho responso was: "Ho ho3 made a failure, and I am sorry for it His speech is not equal to him." Mr. Seward then turned to mo and asked: "Mr. Marshal, what do you think of it?" I answered: "I am sorry to say that it docs not impress mo as ono of his great speeches." In the face of these facts it has been repeatedly published that this speech waa received with great eclat by the audience; that "amid the tears, sobs and cheers it produced in tho excited throng, the orator of the day, Mr. Everett, turned impul sively to Mr. Lincoln, grasped his hand nnd exclaimed: 'I congratulate you on your success!' adding in a transport of heated enthusiasm: Ah! Mr. President, how gladly would I give my hundred pages to be tho author of your twenty lines.' " All this unworthy gush, it is needless to say, is purely apocryphal. Nothing of the kind occurred. As a matter of fact, Mr. Lincoln's great Gettysburg speech fell on tho vast audience like a wet blanket. At that time his reputation was confessedly on tho wane. The politicians of the country those ot his own party, together with a large part of the press were casting about for an availablo candi date to bo his successor, while a great majority of tho peoplo were for him. I state it us a fact, and without fear of con tradiction, that this famous Gettysburg speech wis not received or commented upon with anything like hearty favor by the people, the politicians or the press of the United States untd after the death of its author. Its marvelous per fection, its intrinsic excellence nsu master piece of English composition, seem to havo escaped tho scrutiny of the mot scholarly critics and the wisest heads of the day, oil this side of the Atlantic. That discovery was made, wo must regretfully own, by distinguished writers on the other side. The London Spectator, The Saturday Ke view, The Edinburgh Review and other European journals were tha first to dis cover, or at least to proclaim, the classical merits of the Gettysburg speech. It was then that wo began to realize thai it wan indeed a masterpiece, and it then dawm.il upon many minds that we had citcrtniuctl an nssirel unawares who had left us inuin picciatcd. Ward IT. Lamon's Letter. THE USE OF TOSACCO. A Markl Ch:is" Taking rtaro in the Taatn of tho 1'iiblir Levi Chewing. Kvery tobacconist recognizes the great change that is taking place in what may be called in a rather new sense the public taste. Any average tobacconist, whc trade is not chiefly among sailors and truckmen, will tell you he does not sell one-half sis much chewing toh:rco .w he did ten years ago, and not one third sis much sis he did twenty years sign. Very likely ho will !e unable to guess why it is, but he can't deny the fact I asked ono of them sihout it the other day. lie said: "The chsiuge is due to a vsiriety of causes. It is a great deal more apparent here in the csist than in tho west and south, but it is going on all over the country. Ono thing is undoubtedly the strength of public opinion that it is sm uncleanly habit It is hard for si man who chews to keep evidences of it from his clothes. That fact makes it ine ilstble that the hsibit should go dowu before the incrcstsiug attention to dress, that is si feature of modern life. Then a great many refined and well intentior.ed ;trso:i3 have wagetl war against it for years. It was inevitable that some efleut should follow their crusside. "But the principal causes are right here: There is n great deal more dyspep sia smd stomach trouble in the country now than there used to be. And no per son can chew tobacco who has si weak stomach. Jsimes Pnrton says in his famous pamphlet against rum and to bacco that the stomach will hold out against tho weed longer than the lungs. James does not smoke or chew, and therefore he doesn't know. Common experience shows that ho is wrong, and doctors support the verdict of common experience. Tho action of tho tobacco juice, which trickles down the chewer's throat, is to paralyze tho stomach. It will do that long before smoke will luie any perceptible effect upon sm ordinary pair of lungs. "Then the cigarette has done si gresit deal to put un end to the habit of chew ing tobacco. The growth of the cigarette practice in this country Is, 03 they ssiy of western towns, 'phenomenal.' The con sumption of cigarettes has doubled many times over in the last fifteen years. About seven out of every ten boys who are grow ing up now smoke cigarettes. And after a boy has smoked cigarettes si few years he not only has no taste for tobacco in any other form, but he has no constitu tion left to stand chewing tobacco. It is curious how boys will take to cigarettes. I believe it is very largely lecause of the fuss that is made about them. It has got to be the common opinion that cigarette smoking is the most injurious practice known. That is just why boys adopt it. It makes them an object of awful interest to other boys and to girls. It is soothing to a boy's foolish pride to know that peo ple have marked him out as ouo who is rushing with frightful temerity to early destruction. Whether that is thccnn&u of it or not, it is perfectly certain that more and more cigarettes are being sold every year nnd lesj and less chewing to bacco." New York Commercitd Adver tiser. Absinthe in Light Opera. "In Cincinnati I took to drinking sib sinthe to steady my nerves, which hsul been all unatrung bj' cigarettes," said si serio-comic "You don't inhnte the smoke, do you? No? Sensible boy! But I w.-jj a cigarette fiend and had to brace r.p on absinthe. Ever drink the sltur? No? Don't, then, except a dsish in a morning cocktniL Well, I wa drinking it straight or on lump sugar till one night when I found myself out on the stage making such work sis this of one of my prettiest bongs: OJi, the littlo bints were sinj;InR In the cillar. And the moon was sitting on the sun! "I never got so much applauso in my life. And I did't know why until sifter the stage manager had dragged me off and sobered me up." Buffalo Express. The Iteggars of Itairoe. It is estimated that tho lcggnra of Ro:r.e recei vo SJ.COO.UO.) n. ' ear in nlnis and t!int rX.ft of them aro worth from $I5,(!0(J to $2T,(M each. A Roman who can muLo money by begging is not going to work. 'SCONSET BY THE SEA. PRENTICE MULFORD ON A PHASE OF WATERING PLACE LIFE. Summer Camps Along the Atlantic Sea ohore Ouict Charm of Nantucket Life lu tho Cottage nict and Vupreteu tlous Kitjoymriit Hotel Lite. There is a groat change going on as re gards the manner of life at the watering places on the Atlantic seaboard. It com menced some fifteen or twenty years ago, when tho seaside camp meeting system begun aud the Methodists and Baptists first caught the idea that they could com bine religion, health, a wrestle with tho ocean and a protract ed meeting at oue und the same time. Thnt led to tho estsib lishment of the great denominational and religious summer camps at Ocean Grovo and Asbury Turk, just below Lou,; Branch on the Jersey coast. Cottage City on Martha's Vineyard, where one-third of the lev. De Witt Talmage's congregation have recently Ieen rusticating and swim ming, and several other smaller camps. The bplritualists also tumbled to this fsict, and are now every summer located, thoussmds strong nt Onset bay on the" Massachusetts cosist and I-siko 1'Ieasant in the interior of that state, where they live in touts or chesip cottsiges and receive comniunicsilions of all sorts through their mediums from the higher and lower heavens. In fact, this summer sesisido camping is extending smd gradually fill ing up every convenient point on the At lantic coast from Maine to Maryland. ALONG THE SHORE. Twenty-five years ago the south shore of Long lland wsis little occupied in this wsiy. Todsiy there is almost a continuous string of summer cottsiges, hotels and club houses from Brooklyn to tho com mencement of tho peninsula of Montauk. The. sjKirting clubs especially are sipt to, take large slices of land, smd as in cases they hiive liuught it cheap, theirs is likely to prove a good investment lSesidcs, it is Incoming more and more "the thing" for every citj- man who makes any pre tension to style to lmve his summer cot tage somewhere, though it bo no mre than a tent with si bosird floor or si house wooden sis to frame smd covered with cot ton drilling, like those we used to run up in the mines, and in which we added to the coi'iraercisil prosperity of the state of Csilifornia by drinking corn whisk' find piling tho empty bottles in cords without the door. A yearly incresising number of peoplo who visit the sesiside during the summer hsive come to discsird the hotel nnd tsike to t!ic chesipernnd more informal cottage. They hire them for the season, furnished. The business of building and letting fur nished seaside cottsiges is increasing. Tho system is also superseding the summer hotel. People liw far cheaper and, for that matter, far nnro informally smd consequently easier sit their cottsiges than sit the hotels. They do not need to dress for dinner or other o casions two or three times si dsty. They bring with them their own help, buy their own provisions, cook their own mesils, invite what friends they may without much ailditinnsil expense, disrobe for their ocean baths at their homes, walk down to tho bench in their bathing suits and wsdk back again drip ping wet. This kind of life briugs peoplo nearer together smd rubs off si good deal of uiineeesssiry stiffness. The people who so live are by no means always tiiose of limited means. In Underbill's system of relatively clicsip furnished cottsiges hero sit Siuso inset, he hits ;:mong his tenants even New York millionaires, who tstko ro speethely for the Mimmer little one, storied, many chsimbered houses, which cost him, furnished, from fOllO to$l,-!0 apiece. The are nesiilj stud tsistefully supplied with lulls, sill m-cesssiry table ami rooking furniture, comciiiencvs for wash ing, in fsxct, with everything needed for s. housekeeping family to s popper box, and rent from $HK) to i(H) for the season. THE COTTACE SYSTEM. This cottsige system is quiet and unpre tentious. Jldoes not tsike up much spsiro iu the fashionable, sesisido news column of the daily paper. Peter Smith, the hun dred mill;iius:ire, anil his family have ten times more space, ink and typo given him than hsive 100 of the chestp cottsige resi dents. But the msiss so living iu ihesum mer by the sea is incresising, smd it in volves the lest intelligence stud sound common sense of the hind, who do not come into the country to repeat the form ality of the city, stud who can t ist with out sitting dsiily at an expensive hotel table, on which must be all 'lOssihlc kinds of nicsit, fish and game, for which earth, siir smd wstter have heeu ransacked; where one half the food, despite tho style iu which it. is served, hsus lost its freshness from overmuch refrigeration or siluorptiou of the conglomerate odors and l!siors amid which il is cooked in the great hotel kitchen iiii'tils served with sill the form ality of si high mass, stud v.hete you sire tyrannized by an utteudsmt demon of si French or colored waiter, who "sizes up" your style in thirty seconds, and is atten tive in proportion to the fee you occsv sionally slip into his palm, while OU sire paying the landlord $-1 si dsiy exclusive of extrsis, smd sm extra charge for sm orsinge threatened if you want to csit it in your room when you have an appetite for it. Of course, there sire people who like this style of living, smd they should be grati fied, smd I sun ghid they sire gratified, for I do love to see my fellow creatures, male, female or otherwise, enjoying life in their own way and as nature had formed thcin. to enjoy life. Moles best love existence under ground, rats in sewers, musquitoes in swamps, smd some people require more btyle than they do gixKl bresid and butter, smd breathe in a certain sustensmce and satisfaction in living up to tho dre3 parade and formality of the fashionable watering place hotel, just sis si peacock is made to feel happier and better by spread ing his uisignilicent tsiil feathers or in see ing its brother pencocLs spread theirs around it. This is a varied world, and a varied human and inhuman nature sill about us, nnd everything and everybody hsive their plsices und uses. Prentice Mul ford in San Francisco Chronicle. Looking Through the Telescope. In regard to planets, we must remember that a telescope does not give us a bird's eye view. We see the nearest planet only as an orb in which all such details as on our earth belong to continents are abso lutely lost. Mars, tho placet most fa vorably seen, presents continents, oceans, ice patches ami such cloud masses as ex tend fsir enough to cover those larger fea tures from time to time. But we cannot hope to sec rivers or mountain ranges on the ruddy planet. I know not, indeed, what to say about certain markings which Sig. Sehisiparelli, of Milan, and recently M. Perrotin, of Nice, think they have seen. They aro straight, broad liands running across tho continents, and lately Sciaparelli has seen them doubled. If thoy are csmals they are enormously broad, certainly twenty times wider than the Mississippi nt St IiOtiis. They look too regular and straight (as Sehisiparelli pictures them) to bo natural formations; and if he is right about their being double they must be artificial. The great Lick telescope may tell ns something about these strange features; I must confess I strongly expect that the telescope will tell us that the parallel canals, if not tho whole set, aro optical illusions. It is, at any rate, worth remarking that they have ouly as yet been seen with telescopes of moderate power nnd when the planet is unfavorably placed for observation. Richard A. Proctor in Youth's Companion. THE FIRST National Bank ! or COLUMBUS. W -HAS AN- Authorized Capital of $250,000, A Surplus Fund of - $20,000, Aud tho largest Paid ia Cask Capital of . any Uink iu thi. mrt of the State. JS" Da-lHw.it s reeeivt'd aual interetxt paid on tiuiealciKMiit.. tCDnift.-a on tho priuc iial citita iu tlii coun try aud Kiiroo iHmxht nual mild. f?7"-t.'ollcetioui and all other Lusineiui gives prompt tuid rareful attauition. STOOEUOLDKUS. A. ANDE1WON. PnM't. HLKMAN l. H.OEULKICII. Vice lnt. O.T. HORN, Cashier. .T. 1. IIKCKKK. HERMAN OKHLKICII. 5. SC11 UTTH, W. A. 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SrOlhY. nnd roami, tilm-k Ixiililiui;. 11th htia-at. 'IVIi'riionr a-oiiimiiriirutioti. .j.y 0. 31 . .ia a 's-, is n. a a . ATTtlUXKY ar XDTAUY I'UIILUT. I ?' MJirc an.-r Imr.1 Natioiid Rank. I'oluin. ohm, helininka. t Ol'XTY WKfEYOi:. ft?'" Iartia ala-iriui; Mirveinr ln can aal-alras- in- rat 1'adilliihim, Nab., or rail at my ollica in t oiirt lloiiaa-. Siimja-y VroriC'K -rO IIA4IIKKN. "W. H. Tedrowr, Co Supt. I will N- nt my allicain (! Ca.nrt Houttho tliiral S.'iliiral.i.t af eneh mamth for thai lillitnilin tla.ll of laaclia-l. JRUtf 1) 5. .!. la AS. W ,!. , I ) K I TTW ' 1 1 KR A KZT, liliiliihUH, NaihraMka. ,?Tr..",I'", !ltl' K,r,H't- Consultation. iu En Klixh. I'rma-h.-uial (ieriiinn. !uiar(f WAl.URlf liltO.i, iSTEXrjtESSMEX.-TM f'a.nv.-y K'-uU Utut-an any ttointi af tlio city, hanal Miibihlo for plantering anal haildin; jmr-pa.-t-.. fimii-ahi-al in mij piirt of city or on Ixvird cars at n-n.nal( prii-.. 3Uinars7y JllllaMi. IIJCtilNS. . .LOARbOW, Collection Attorney. 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