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We. refer here to the Postmaster, theSupt. of Money Order Div., and to officials of the U. S. Patent Office. For circulars, advice, terms and (fenacM to actual client in your own State or county, write to C. A. SHOW ACQ... Opposite Patent Office, Washington, D. C. SIEGE OF TILE ALAMO. RECOLLECTIONS OF AN EYEWITNESS OF THAT TERRIBLE STRUGGLE- The Hopeless Fight or lOO Gallant Kee tucklans Led by Cols. Travis and Uowie Davy Crockett's Death Scene After the Massacre. In the struggle for Texan Independence iiouo bore a braver part than CoL R. L. Cromplon. of Roxbury, Mass. A reporter, bearing of Col. Crompton presence in the city, sought him out, and, by the expendi ture of much persuasive eloquence, induced him to give an account of bis experience dur ing the war of independence. "In the winter of ISM," CoL Crompton be gan, "I left my homo in Massachusetts for the puqKJse of seeking my fortune in the west. My destination was Lexington, Ky., but whilo on the Ohio river I fell in with a party of young men who were on their way to join CoL Travis in Texas, and, carried away by their vivid pictures of the life of adventurous excitement that awaited them in tbnt coun try, I joined their band without much knowl edge as tn the right or wrong of the cause which I pledged myself to sustain. Wo trav eled by boat to New Orleans and there took ship for Galveston. Hero wo procured horses and proceeded to join the Texan forces, then operating in the neighlwrhood of San Antonio do Bexar. Anything less like an army in aj pearauce it would lo hard to imagine. Uni form there was none, each dressing to suit his own peculiar fancy, and the men were as various as their attire. ENTERING SAN ANTONIO. "Shortly after my arrival I attached my self to the command of that magnificent Ten nessecan, Col. Milam, and soon became de votedly attached to him. He was a man of splondid character, without the sternness of Travis or the strong ilavor of blackguardism that hung about Houston. "As soon as we liad gathered sufllcient strength we attacked the Mexican forces in San Antonio. They fnr outnumbered us nud a desperate struggle ensued. For days we fought in the streets nud among the adobe houses, each of which was a miniature fort ress. With picks and spades wo dug our way through the walls from hou50 to house, thus avoiding the great loss which would have re sulted from any nttempt at a direct storm. The fight for the Veremindn house was fierce and bloody, but at last we drovo the Mexi cans out and took osscssiou. But our tri umph was soon turned to mourning, for shortly lifter it was captured the lieloved Mi lnm fell dead, shot by a Mexican who lay concealed leliiiid a wall on the opposite sido of the San Antonio river. We at length ob tained -tossoti-ioii of the town, but did not re tain it long, as the advance of President Santa Anna compelled us to withdraw, leav ing Travis, w ith less tlian 150 men, to garri son the town. "I shall never forget the day when young Maverick rode into our camp with the news that Travis, refusing to retreat, was shut up iu the Alamo nud surrounded by an over whelming force. STEALING THIlOCmi THE LINES. "I do not know what madness possessed me, but when 1 heard that Houston had decided that he was too weak to march to tho relief of Travis (as was indeed the case) I deter mined to gallop to San Antonio, endeavor to steal through the Mexican lines and join my old Kentucky friends, who were nearly all within tho garrison walls. I reached San Antonio without difficulty, and found that one assault had already been made, and that the besieged had more than held their own. So far all was well, but iu endeavoring to creep between the Mexican pickets I was fired ujon and wounded, and owed my escape from death to tho darkness. With difficulty I made my way to the house of a Mexican whom I had liefrieuded during our occupa tion of the city, and he generously agreed to conceal mo In his house. A narrow window commanded an excellent view of one front of the Alamo wall, and from this point I could see nearly all of that memorable struggle. Day af ter day the Mexican fire was kept up, and time after time were their storming columns hurled against the old church wall, which formed the Texan rampart But nothing could disturb the calm desjieration of the defenders, and at the close of each day the lone star flag floated as proudly, and, apparently, as securely as ever from the roof of the mission. Tho Mexican losses were fearful Their clumsy eseopetas were no match for the long Haw kins rifles in the hands of the Kentucky and Tennessee backwoodsmen. Hundreds fell every day, but their loss was little felt in that overwhelming host, while every man of the garrison who died was an irrejiarable injury. The lino along the wall grew very thin, but still there was no thought of surrender amidst that gallant band. At length, when death and wounds had reduced the )oor handful to half its original numbers, Uie Mexicans ef fected a lodgment in an undefended portion of the wall, and poured iu by hundreds. THE LAST DESPERATE STRUGGLE. "Although there was now no ho-e of suc cess, the brave Texans fought as steadily and firmly as on the first day of tho seige. From room to room went the fight, and the puny Mexicans learned by bitter exjerience what deadly weapons bowie knives and clubltcd rifles were in the hands of desperate Ameri cans. But human endurance has its limits, and at length Santa Anna was master of the Alamo, but not until the lust American lay cold in death. From my window I could hear the shouts and yells and see the strug gling figures. When all was over, I begged my host to go into the Alamo and bring the news of all that had occurred. He came back in an hour or two, and said that such a shambles had never lieen seen. Tho dead were heaped in wild confusion all over the building, and the gutters fairly ran with blood. In a room on the ground floor was the corpse of Col. Bowie, who had been butch ered upon his sick bed. Not fnr from him was found tho bravo and eceentrie Crockett. But the most impressive sight was in a small room in the upper story, where the gallant Travis lay, a bullet hole in his forehead, sur rounded by the corpses of fifteen Mexicans who had died by his own hand. Of tho Tex ans, not one survived, but tlioy did not dio unavenged, as 1,000 Mexicans fell before less than 150. It was well said that "Thermopvlaj had its messenger of defeat, the Alamo had nones' "I served through tho rest of tho war and wns at San Jacinto, but after tho tale of the Alamo all seems small and petty, and it would bo an anti-climax for mo to continue my story." St. Louis Globe-Democrat. POSSIBILITIES OF MISHAPS. What McCIellan Said of Grant's Good Lack Porter in a Balloon. The possibilities of what might have been cave at all times been an interesting specula tion to historical writers. It has been gravely written that the nod of a peasant's head changed the destiny of tho world on tho field of Waterloo by concealing from Napoleon the impassable condition of a sunken road. Gen. McCIellan, in his recently published memoirs, has contributed to history some in teresting studies of this character. When McCIellan came into prominence early in the war, Grant sought him in Cincinnati to ask him as an old army acquaintance to give him employment The general says he would have done something for him, but he was away, and before his return Grant had been made colonel of an Illinois regiment "This was his good luck," says McCIellan, '-for had I been there I would no doubt have given him a place on my staff, and he would probably have remained with me and shared my fate." From all which it appears that tbeappar ently trifling fact of an Ohio general missing his train in the early days of 1861 mightpiave placed the most conspicuous figure of the civil war in a position where he woald never have been known. JL skectical mind might, how ever, suggest that from the point of view of 1861 the small fact that the Ohio general did not miss the train kept Grant out of a posi tion from which be might have succeeded to the command of the army of the Potomac without the tedious process of burying him self in a host of Illinois colonels, going through a series of western ventures and mishaps, and only reaching tho east after a dozen others bad been tried and displaced. McCIellan relates another misadventure, leaving the probabilities of the event to be imagined, that happened to Fitz John Porter. In 1863 Gen. Porter went up in an anchored balloon to observe the enemy. The balloon broke away from its moorings and sailed off over the enemy's lines. McCIeOan heard of it, and says he was in a terrible seare and sent an order to all the pickets to try to save the balloon wrecked generaL He writes iu a letter printed in his memoirs: "But the order bad no sooner gone than in walked Mr. Fitz, just as cool as usual He bad luckily come down near my own camp, after actually pass ing over that of the enemy." A different current of air might have greatly changed the current of events to the advantage of Fitz John Porter. If ho had come down in tho enemy's camp he might have been de tained as a prisoner of war .long, enough to prevent the occurrence that overwhelmed his prosiiects, and, bfa reputation being thus un impaired, ho might have come to be the great figure of the war. Courier-JournaL DANGERS OF HYPNOTIZATION. tJH of Hypnotlum In the Treatment of Imbecile or ltefractory Children. At a late meeting of the association of scientists at the congress of Nancy, France, nino papers wore read by members, illustrat ing in tho most vivid terms various phases of this subject It hod been found effective in tho euro of lunacy, and in controlling the natural habit of mind and strength of will exhibited in a normal state. M. Liegeois, professor of law, m a summary of sugges tions, pointed to the danger to humanity from the exerciso of the hypnotic power. Tho subject may bo made tho victim of all manner of hallucination, and be reduced to a condition in which be is incapable of defense against criminal violence, and in which the most serious acts committed against him, leave no impression upon his memory after he is recalled to the natural state. He may receivo suggestions tending to the commis sion of any given crime or misdemeanor after tho lajso of several hours or days, and ho will commit tho act at the appointed time with a fatal certainty. Tho conclusions were that the persons suggesting a crime ton hypnot ized subject should be held responsible for it to tho law, and that lrypnotlzation should not lie permitted, save in the presence of a wit ness, in whom entire confidence Is placed. Dr. Liebeault, from experiments in seventy soven cases, was enabled to say that hypnotic treatment had been successful in curing chil dren, adults and aged persons of weaknesses in connection with the natural functions of tho body. By menus of suggestion during induced sleep he was enabled to re-establish tho disturbed harmony in every instance. Dr. Borillon formulated the following con clusions in regard to the use of hypnotism as an educating influence: That in the treat ment of children who are merely indolent, in docile or mediocre tho power should be lim ited to verbal suggestion iu tho wakeful state the children being inspired with the most perfoct confidence. Each child should lie iso lated, and, with a hand placed upon its fore head, should be addressed in language indi cating gentleness, precision and patience. The hypnotic state might be induced in the treatment of children who are impulsive, re fractor', incapable of the least attention or application and manifesting an irresistible tendency toward eviL During the hypnotic sleep tho suggestions have more power. They make a profound and desirable impression. It is possible in many cases, by frequently re peating them, to develop the faculty of at tention iu subjects hitherto intractable, to correct bad tendencies and to recall to virtue spirits which otherwise would be hopelessly lost M. L. Holbrook in Herald of Health. The Professional Dlner-Out It would probably be Impossible for any social censor to define exactly tho line of de mar kation between the professional dead beat and the professional diner-out In both cases it is a man pretending to be what he is not, in order to get something for nothing; a sort of confidence game played quite as dexterously in society by Ponsonby de Tomkyns as might be practiced on the confiding, vulgar public by Hungry Joe. But we are adepts at mak ing nice distinctions in these days of advanced social polish, and it is not in this direction alone that we sent one man to Coventry or Sing Sing for what we reward in another as a special virtue. The stock in trade of the professional diner out is his dress suit and the people he knows. Smith invites him because Jones does, and Bi own because Jones and Smith do. He lives inexpensively in a cheap lodgings or a club, where he never pays for any meal but his breakfast Indeed, a diner-out who is master of his profession can get plenty of invitations to breakfast, too, so that his actual outlay on himself may be reduced to the merest cost of bed and clean linen. I know one man who, on an income of $1,200 a year, which is the rent of a house left him as sole inheritance by some relation, feeds fatly from year's end to year's end, and still has money over. And no one to meet him at the festal board would set him down for anything less than a mil lionaire. What becomes of the professional diner-out in the summer season it would bo difficult to say. When the town is empty he has to pay his way, of course. He generally turns up lean and haggard enough when tho fall fash ions begin to flash along the avenue, so it fa probably safe to infer that be lives on his in come during the dog days. But he makes up for lost time when the round of hospitality recommences, and is doubtless none the better for his probation of enforced abstemiousness. Alfred Trumble in New York News. Kawllns' Opinion of Grant. In the meantime Grant had been moved to Cairo, and had sent for Rawlins to come and join him. He made Rawlins, I think, bis ad jutant The adjutant is the clerical officer of the regiment who keeps its rolls. He may be called the military bookkeeper. I asked Rawlins what impression Grant made on him when be first went upon his staff. Said he: "I looked at Grant with great anxiety, be cause by joining his regiment and being at tached to his person my career was somewhat bound up in his own. I knew very little about him, and if he should turn out to be a failure I would have made a mistake in my selection of a commander. The first thing I noticed about him was his methodical, systematic way of opening his mail Letters would come to him from all kinds of officials, state and national They would comprehend quartermasters' papers, pay accounts, etc. There would be a basketful of these letters in a single maiL Grant assorted them with the ease of a clerk in a postofllce, and the busi ness of his regiment from the very outset was done like an old regular army officer." This conversation with Rawlins I held in the headquarters building at Washington, at the corner of Seventeenth and G streets, op posite the Winder building. During most of the conversation CoL Parker, the Seneca In dian, was present, who had also been on Grant's staff. Rawlins about that time had become'a sickly looking man, with manifest marks of consumption, a pale, leaden hued skin, a man of shambling figure and coarse, Illinois hair. "Gath" in Cincinnati Enquirer. A Worthies Island. Quelpaert, an island in the Yellow sea, fc the most hopelessly worthless piece of dry land on this earth. Grass will not grow there, nor water run, nor fire burn, nor animals live, and the stars even will not shine upon it Chicago Herald. German roe deer, rabbits, pheasants, Eng lish partridges and swans have been import ed into this country for the Tuxedo park. IN THE POSTOFFICE. STRANGE SIGHTS AND ODD FOLK IN UNCLE SAM'S BUILDING. Brady of the Restless Hassan Panorama la the Corridor Suggestion ef Ko caamce and Glimpses ot MUery Pastnr Ground for Beggars. The federal building, ordinarily known as the pcstofllco, stands in a sea of slush. New York is a pretty dirty place at the best, but the dirtiest spot is Mail street, extending from Broadway to Park row, and utilized by 100, 900 peoplo every morning and every af ter aoon. It makes no difference whether the snow has been cleared from every street in the city. Mail street, which is supposed to be cared for by the general government on the south and tho municipality on the north, is slushy in wet weather, a piece of ice when the wind whistles ehillily across it It's a pretty sight, too, this great, brown stoned granite building heavy, cumbersome, with not less than a score of broken windows and dirt galore. Iiitm scuff -tlirougb-tbTiSsirHnot) the most exteusive and-valuable col- as best we can and approach -the main en trance, fronting the great square where stand the Astor house, St Paul's church and the dirty depot of all the surface roads. Dirty? All the time. Immediately In front of tho doorway is a marble pavement which by long continuity of attrition is worn sway into a series of little ltasins, which iu snowy weather are filled with slush and on rainy days with puddly water. Push open the door. What's here? Mercy, what a smell! An analysis of this atmosphere would reveal a precious compuud, would it notf Whom do wo see? Bootblacks, messenger boys, groups of Italians, bevies of Germans, a hordo of Irish, rural guests by the score, girW peeping in the windows, long lines of expectant pur chasers of stamps, warmers of coat tails, tele graph operators and over all a continuous bum as of busy hives of bees. THE WATCI1EB AND TIIE WATCIIED. Who is this gorgeous creature, with gold bullion on his cap, buttons of shining brass, twitching a cane right and left, hitting now a boy, punching now a tramp, consequential all the time? Ho a watchman. He watches all these people of whom I have spoken, and bo watches the unrolling of hu manity's panorama day in and day out until he might, if he would, become so thoroughly faudliar with human nature in all its phases as to make him fit for a professorship in the great college of tho races. I stand by his side and share with him his opportunity. Four boys rush in. Pell ntell they approach this, that and tbe other box, quickly they unlock and empty its contents iu their bags. With whoop and yell and lad like scream they rush out again. Au old lady with a coalscuttle bonnet, a faded suit of brown, timidly ap proaches the officer mid asks for a stamp. He brusquely points to a window at the other end of tho corridor. Timidly she moves away again, obviously not understanding the direc tion, as she stops and asks again of a passer. A queer looking man, pale as white paper, tbin, seedily dressed, slides up to the window of tho general delivery, and with a look of suspicion on either side whispers a name, is compelled to repeat it, answers a question or two, receives a letter, pockets it and slides away. Who is it, whence comes it, why didn't he open and read the letter? A jaunty girl, with a red feather and a bird and a gold handled umbrella, passes with an entirely satisfied look upon her face, takes from her pocketbook a bill, twysson stamps. I tha gtprmjng tbe ice castle, only and with a nod and smilo to thejaer- Pfriewof the semi-comical adventure s into tbe street, on tno ocner siae, nummmg herself as blithely as once song the bird which ornaments her hat AIDS TO STRANGERS. Hanging in various corners of the dark and gloomy corridors are lists of unclaimed letters, in French, German and English. The picture of strangers far from home, old men, young girls, each wondering whether there is news from those they love across the sea, is both interesting mid pathetic. To see an old man point his stubby finger to the list behind the glass and vainly seek to find his own namo printed there, is of itself a suggestion to an artist, but to watch the varying phases of emotion as seeking he thinks he finds, or then has lost, affords light and shadow for a genre picture, the interest of which need not be ex aggerated. A detective mails a decoy letter, a tradesman a bill, a rascal a blackmailing anonymous disclosure, a gallant a note sug gesting an appointment, a sweetheart unveils the secret of his love, and those great bundles what are they? Circulars from a patent medicine house, notes of invitation to a grand banquet and those edged with black announce ments of a funeral service. Hangers on abound in the postofllce cor ridors. This man, a little, beaming faced Irishman, who may be 50 and who may bo 70 years of age, is waiting for a job. He hails every man with a gripsack and every woman with a large bundle, hoping to earn a sumptuous quarter or at least a humble dime. Beggars, tool It is a fine place for beggars. Beggary m a great trade. It has all manner of men and women in its practice, from the plausible swindlerjdown to the vulgar petitiouer.for the humblest coin. Now and then, however, a man may ask for aid and not be considered rightfully a beggar. In less than an hour 10,000 people passed through the postofllce. It is a busy place. Millions of letters, millions of newspapers, hundreds of thousands of packages, millions of dollars, all pass safely in and out, year after year and the human worth that passes in and out every day is in volume so tre mendous, so multitudinous that, if there be any truth at the bottom of the religious well, and there be a future, one may well hesitate ere he criticises tho incomings and outgoings of the riff raff, the off scouring of earth, to whom tho postofllce building is not only a warming spot and a breathing, place, but a field for endeavor in their peculiar phases of industry, dirty, criminal, wretched offcasts though they be. It seems strange, but really there appears to be a moral in everything, don't you know. Joe Howard in Now York World. THE FRANCS TIREUR9. The Corps of "Free Shooters" Whlcls Gloried in Their Irregularity. Between Laon and Rbeims I passed through Chalons and Epernay, at which places I saw, for the first time, the Francs "Tireurs, or free shooters, a corps to which I must devote a few lines by way of description. The corps was, in tho most comprehensible possiblo meaning of tho word, irregular. The men who composed it were not only irregular in everything they did, but appeared to glory in their irregularity. They seemed to have very few officers, and the few they had were sel dom, if ever, to bo seen on duty with tho men. The latter bad evidently souls above obedience, for they did very much what tbey liked, and in the manner they liked. They evidently hated the regular army, and tho latter returned the compliment with interest When at Epernay I witnessed a skirmish between a battalion of regular infantry and a small party of German Uhlans, who were evidently feeling their way and trying to find out what was tho strength of the French troops there. The officer commanding the French outpost behaved with great judg ment, trying by retiring his men to draw on the Uhlans and find out their numbers. He had almost succeeded in enticing the ene my to advance, and had managed to hide the strength of his detachment, when all at once a body of Francs Tireurs came up, and with out waiting, or even asking for orders, tbey began at once to blaze away at the Germans, causing the latter to retreat The officer commanding was very angry, and sent orders to toe irregulars that they were to casse fir ing forthwith; but they took no notice of, what was said, many of them declaring in a' loud voice that the regulars were playing the ganio of tho enemy, and did not want any ot tho latter to be defeated or killed. When an attempt was made to find out who was in command of the Francs Tireura no such per son could be found, and on an order being given that tho commanding officer would cause an official inquiry to be made into the conduct of the irregulars the whole corps, not less than 500 strong, vanished and dis persed, so that they could no more be found All The Year Round. Charles Sumner's Study. Charles Sumner's study, in too second story of his residence at the corner of H and Fif teenth streets, was a paradise in the estima tion of bibliophiles or persons of a fine art education. To one fortunate enough to gain an entree it appeared almost impossible to bring order out of tho great chaos of books, pamphlets, manuscripts, newspapers and waste baskets prevailing in the room. The walls were hung with very choice engravings and photographs, of which Mr. Sumner was an ardent admirer, havinjr in his possession lections iu the country. The situation ot tbe study was very cheerful, and tbe furniture was rich without being gaudy. Here and there -xirtions of lounges could be detected amidst tho mass of books and papers, while occasionally a moderately clear view in per spective could be obtained of a full length chair. If asked to "take a seat" a visitor would find it no easy matter to comply, and if be attempted to sit down without an invitation he would be wonderfully surprised with the sudden growth of the furniture. It would require numerous experiments for one to learn through how many inches of official letters ho would have to plunge in order to reach tho inkstand or paper cutter. Here one found a simile to the "Tomb of the Scipios," where tho statesman could call be fore him authorities on civil, ecclesiastical, military, naval and social matters, and have them repeat again the truths with which bis giieeches were fortified and sharpened. Bos ton Budget Sardou lu II U "Den." Sardou, although poor, had a little "den," where be labored assiduously twelve hours a day. It was littered with books of all kinds, picked up at thoso wonderful secondhand l)Ook stalls that line the quays on the south banks of tho Seine. What did he write? Dramatic works of all kinds operas, dramas, comedies, vaudevilles, fairy pieces and even pantomimes. What did he wrise them for? He did not know himself, but he had faith in his star. Ho knew that the real talout would overcome all obstacles and at last rise vic torious into tho sunlight of prosperity. Sardou was now going through what he called his "exercises." He read the great works of Scribe and Mclesville, but would stop at tbe end of the fourth act Then he would sit down at his desk and write a fifth act himself. This finished, he would read the two fifth acts to the partner of his joys and sorrows, without telling her which was which, and leaving her to decide as to who was tho author from internal evidence. It is on rec ord that she often decided that the denoue ment imagined by Sardou was superior to the real denouement by Scribe. Then this skill ful dramatist would reverse matters and write tbe first three acts of a play after having read tho last two. Paris Cor. New York Graphic. Rather Too Mnch Reality. Of tbe 200,000 people who admired the mag nificent chariot in which tho fire king rode at a few some of tho carnival directors had with tho vehicle just before the carnival opened. On the Sat urday before the opening of the carnival it occurred to Manager Van Slyke that he hail better make a trial of the chariot to see that it was in good running order. It was brought and a team of horses hitched to it Daniel Moon was prevailed on to impersonate the fire king. Mounted on his throne, the amateur fiery monarch was being driven in royal state to ward the palace grounds, when the fore run nersof the vehicle suddenly dropped into a rut and pitched the gasoline tank forward, which had been negligently left uncovered. Mr. Moon was suddenly impressed with the belief that there had been a volcanic eruption hi that neighborhood and that ho was the Ve suvius down whoso sides the fiery lava was pouring. It was a close call for both himself and the driver. By dint of exertion on the part of Mr. Van Slyke and tho other gentle men who composed the fire king's extempo rized IkhIv guard, and by a good deal of roll ing in the snow and wrapping in blankets, the amateur fire king and his charioteers were rescued. But there was some scorched hair mid eyebrows and seven pairs of spang new blankets Luraed in a few moments. St Paul Globe. Tho Caves and Cave Dweller. One of the curiosities of Vicksburg miriug the siege was tho caves and the cave dwellers. There was no lack of hills in the city, and into these the jieople non-combatants espe cially burrowed like rats. And hero they ate, drank and slept and sometimes died. Of course these places were of all sizes, big and little, somo mere holes and others very commodious habitations containing a number of rooms. The size or style of the house de pended entirely upon the whim or wants of the builder. Tho best were dug on the steep, straight sides of the highest hills, through which they sometimes extended, with several entries and exits by which one might have some chance of escape in case of danger. The most of them, however, were tho veriest death traps. A cave in was a matter of fre quent occurrence, as the fall of a shell on the top of one of these hills was almost sure to bring dowf i the upper part of the cave. One night, during a heavy bombardment, the Rev. Mr. Lord camo to Mrs. Eggleston's and asked permission to stay there all night His cave had fallen in and one of his children had been buried in it The child was rescued alive after considerable difficulty. W. C. Wilde in Philadelphia Times. Every Danger Removed. A good story is told of a French advocate who had made it a rule never to take up a caso in which be did not thoroughly believe. Ono day be chanced to be entertaining a dis tinguished company at dinner when he was informed that a client urgently requested a few minutes' interview. It turned out to lie a man whose acquittal on the charge of steal ing a watch he bad that morning procured. Appearances had been strongly against the prisoner, who, it was thought, liad been not a little assisted by the character of his coun sel Doubtless the poor fellow was impatient to express his gratitude, and an audience was not unwillingly accorded. He looked some what abashed at the presence of the guests; but, reassured by the kindly tone of the host, began: "Monsieur, it is about that watch f " "Yes, my friend, I congratulate you on. tbe triumphant vindication of your innocence." "Then the trial is quite over I" uWby,of coursel" "And I cant be tried again T "Certainly not!" "They can do nothing more to me?" "How could they?'' "Then I may wear the watch!" Boston to-.. Mrs. Cleveland's Handshaking. Mrs. Cleveland says she never feels tired from shaking hands, either at the time or afterward, however great tho number she thus greets consecutively. When some one said to her at one of her noon receptions last week, "You havo now equaled the great handshaking feats of your husband, as the papers say you shook hands with 327 in an hour lately," she laughed merrily and an swered: "Ob, of course, I could not afford to let him get ahead of me." Chicago Times. CARRYING BRIDGES. THE NEW INVENTION M. OE BRAZ2A WILL TAKE TO AFRICA. Explorer Convinced ef the Necessity of Makia-r Themselves Cet-afertable. "RoBghlBs; It" to Simply am Iavltatloa to DlsasterwXodera Advantages. Theimprovements that have been made within a few years in traveling equipment, have greatly increased the facilities for ex ploration, while lessening its discomforts. Sayorgaan de Brazza will soon take back to Africa tbe latest invention designed to facili tate the work of explorers. If it is as perfect as its inventors assert, it will be a great boon to African travelers. One of the greatest impediments to explora tory work in all tropical regions is the large number of rivers, big and little, that must be crossed. An expedition sometimes has to cross three or four streams in a single day. Often the stream is unfordable, and the party has to walk miles to find boats or a ford. When tbe river can be forded the explorers pass over on the shoulders of their stout car riers. Sometimes a careless or unfortunate porter drops a box or bundle of valuables in the water, and it is ruined or lost Every body will remember the picture in one of Stanley's books representing tbe explorer as standing on the bank of a rapid river, aiming his rifle at one of his porters, whom ho threat ens to shoot if he drops his load. The poor fellow, submerged to his neck, is struggling slowly along with Stanley's precious box of records on his head. The French Congo is cut up by almost in numerable streams. When Do Brazza goes back there in a month or two he will take with him two portable bridges. They are a new invention just patented by a great com pany of French machinists. These bridges are each thirty meters, or about 100 feet in length, which exceeds the width of most Afri can rivers. It is asserted that soldiers, sailors or natives will be able to put up one of these bridges complete in three quarters of an hour, and that men, mules and heavily laden wagons can safely cross upon them. They are, of course, divisible into small pieces, and can be transported on tbe backs of porters across savage and roadless countries. MAKING THEMSELVES COMFORTABLE. Explorers are now more firndy convinced than they used to be of the necessity ol making themselves as comfortable as the cir cumstances will permit, and so they provide themselves with roomy tents, iron bed steads, cork beds, rubber bath tubs, folding chairs, portablo bibles and other con veniences of civilization. They think, in tropical countries especially, that any at tempt to rough it more than is actually necessary la simply to invite disaster. Tut improvements also that have been made in their scientific instruments and food supplie have much facilitated their work and added to their comfort By the inventiou of dry gelatine plates travelers have been able to discard their rude and inadequate drawings for the more satisfactory process of photog raphy. The comparatively new practice ol canning all sorts of provisions is a great boon to explorers. It is found even iu tropical climates that canned soups, meats and veg etables will keep for an almost unlimited' length of time. In this way explorers now take along for their private table little deli cacies which their predecessors could not ob tain, and the empty tin cans In most parts ol Africa make very good money, as tho native! regard them as valuable presents. In the past fifty years there have not been any great improvements in the geographical instruments used by explorers, though in their present form they are more handy and portable than they used to be. Modern stem winding ami water tight watches are a great convenience, and so are portable boats mode iu sections, a comparatively recent invention. The greatest advantage, however, enjoyed by recent travelers is the ease with which dis tant parts of the world are now reached. Fifty years ago we were 100 days distant from the cape of Good Hope and 150 days from Bombay. Now tho explorer is not only carried with celerity across tbe sea, but, as a rule, he can make use of modern facilities oi travel almost to the very threshold of the region he intends to explore. New York Sun. MRS. FRANCES HODGSON BURNETT. In Her Workshop at Washington Her Passion for the Picturesque. Among tbe female novelists who live at the national capital, perhaps the best known is Mrs. Frances Hodgson Burnett, who has a pretty red brick house on I street. Up in the third story you will find Mrs. Burnett's work shop, or "den," as she likes to call it Sho is suffering this winter from ill health resulting from overwork, and has spent the season in Boston. She is now returned to Washington, however, and intends to stay here tho rest of the winter. Her husband, Dr. Burnett, is a dark eyed little oculist, who practices his profession here. He is said to have not a little talent at painting. And indeed their house is that of an artist from basement to attic. The novelist and her husband have a passion for old weapons and antique furni ture, pretty bric-a-brac and Oriental rugs. Her craze for the picturesque extends not only to her inanimate subjects, but to her two boys. A lady who recently paid Mrs. Burnett a visit is the authority for the statement that they are very handsome boys. Their proud mother fa quite aware of their beauty and she keeps them dressed in a most becoming fashion. She has taught them the art of posing. If the bell rings and a visitor is an nounced Mrs. Burnett turns to her sons and says: "Take your positions." Immediately the well trained boys falls into positions best suited to their dress and beauty. The elder one will lean his elbow ou the corner of the mantel and rest his head upon his shapely band, while the other will stretch himself in in a graceful attitude on the heavy rug in front of the fire. The visitor enters and can not fail to bo struck by the picturesque ef fect thus obtained, and goes away with her mind full of admiration for her friend's children, and feeling almost ashamed of the general roughness of her own boys at home, whom she is much more likely to find sliding down the banisters, sitting ou tbe fence or playing ball than hi poses that would gladden an artist's soul Of course, tho attitudes given above are only for winter use. For summer an entirely different set prevail, but they are quite as effective, and indeed aro the pride of Mrs. Burnett's heart What will be tho result of this novel mode of education is a question that agitates many of the novelist's friends, but they will soon have the opportunity of seeing, for a boy who can leau his elbow on the mantelpiece cannot be very small Washington Cor. Detroit Free Press. Methods of the Sand Bagger. The regular winter season of sand bagging has set in, and belated pedestrians aro nightly waylaid, "slugged" and robbed in all parts of tbe city. Tho deftness which character izes many of these jobs suggests the clean action of that noted exponent of highway robbery, Patrick Kent, and were it not for the fact that Mr. Kent is spending the second of a series of winters to be passed within the walls of Joliet the police would say he was the man with the bag. Patrick Kent, tho ablest man in tbe profession, terrorized tho residents on the avenues east of State street two years ago. Within a month be sand bagged twenty-two persons and carried off considerable plunder. "Sandy" Kent had a syrtoss. He knew many of tbe high salaried men in and all about the business houses on the south side; knew their pay days and the amount tbey received and when tbey would start for their homes. In this way be was enabled to pick out the man who had stuff, and he himself said that he never dropped a aaa without being well paid for his trouble. ine persuaaer no usea was a long canvas bag one and a half inches in diameter, with about eighteen inches of the length filled with bird shot Then there was about six inches of a slack for a handle. No matter bow heavy a blow was struck it would not fracture the skull, but it was sure to knock the victim in sensible. "Winter Is the proper time for going bag ging," said Kent, a few days before he went to state prison. "It Is the only time in which the work can be done safely, and the night must also be dark. Your man must be picked out early in the day. and you must know the route he takes to bis home. Of courw he is bundled up. Meu going homo after dark business men aro like cows going home to be milked; they tako the same path all the time, see? Well, what's the matter with bein' in an alleyway when he is about to pass? If you want to be successful you must wear rubber shoes; then you can sneak up.when his back is turned and do him. Hei stunned for a couple of minutes and gives yon time to go through him. He doesn't know who struck him, an' the chances are two to one that you'll escape. But never soak the stuff; that's how I was caught" Tbe only way to escape a collision with a sand bagger is to provide yourself with a 44 caliber revolver and take tbe middle of the street when going homo or to work at a late hour. Mr. Kent has prescribed this rule and his authority cannot be questioned. Chicago Tribune. Savannah's Colored Population. A very considerablo portion of tho popula tion of Savannah is colored. What progress the colored people have made, and what they havo done toward securing homes sincothey began to look out for themselves, can bo easily seen by visiting the city's suburbs. For years thoy havo been quiet but persistent purchasers of real estate. Their settlements, just without tho municipal limits, almost en circle tho city. It must not bo supposed that all of their houses are mere shanties. Some of them are quite pretentious, and are sur rounded by well kept gardens. These homes were not paid for in a year or two, but represent the proceeds of years of patient toil and the most rigid economy. On some of them there aro still mortgages, which there is not much doubt will be paid in time. It is a fact worth noticing that very few colored men fail to meet the payment on their homes, and when they do there is always a good causo for the failure. And there is an other fact worth noticing. It is that they pay their taxes willingly and return their property above, rather than below, its market value. They aro not yet sufficiently civilized to bo tax dodgors. Savannah (Ga.) News. Uow l'ickwlek Languished. For the first live months of its existence Charles Dickens' first serial, "Tho Pickwick Papers," was a signal failure. The average sale was only about fifty copies of each of the five parts. Commercially, therefore, the pub lication was a decided failure. The publish ers seriously debated whether thoy ought not to discontinue- it; but whilo tho question was under consideration Sam Wcllcr, who hud been introduced in the pre ions number, be gan to attract great attention and to call forth much admiration. Tho press was nil but unanimous in prais ing Sam as entirely ait original character, whom nobody but a great genius could have created; and all of a sudden, iu couscqucucu of Sam's popularity, "Tlio Pickwick Papers" rose to unheard of faver. The back uuimV'rs were ordered to a largo extent, and of course all Idea of discontinuing was abandoned. By tho timo the twelfth number waj reached tho publishers wero so gratified with the signal success to which tbe work had now attained that they sent Mr. Dickens a check for 500. At its conclusion tbe sale had reached alwut 40,000 copies per number. Tho publishers, it was understood ot tho time, made a clear profit of nearly 20,000, after paying Dickens 3,500. Detroit Free Press. Flowers at Funerals. A custom has grown up among us in lato years of burdening tho coffin with floral adornments, until undertakers aro at their wits ends. Many peoplo now think that they do not show proper respect to their dead un less the custom is observed. Some there are who can do this by tho aid of large purses, with no inconvenience to themselves what ever. Others will feel the strain for time to come. Widows there are, who, amid the .scalding tears of tho death hour, feel as though they would gladly givo their heart's blood, if possible, to lavish honor on tho de- J the time, but liko a festering chuiu it makes itself felt during the long, bitter years that are sure to follow. Young parents lose their first born, and amid their frantic grief they are ready to go to tho extreme of the fashion, ordering the flowers, regardless of cost they are for their darling. Thus it goes on to tho extremes until some friends in their grief and sorrow beg that no flowers bo brought Globo-Democrat. Mr. Kvart mil ,fulius C'-ar. Tbe New York Sun has discovered a re markable resemblance between Wm. M. Ev arta and Julius Cu?sar, as depicted in the Feb ruary number of Scribner's magazine. It discerns tbe face of Evarts iu all essential par ticulars reproduced hi tho -ortrait from the Vatican bust "the brow of Evarts, the nose and chin of Evarts, the char acteristic lines from the nostrils to the coruen of the mouth, the check of Evarts. "The expression of Evarts is here In Ca-ar's face thoughtful, self-satisfied, sad and yet hall humorous." This is the more puzzling, according to The Sun, because an equally extraordinary like ness exists between Mr. Evarts and Cicero. "Several years ago a bust of the great Homan orator, inqiorted by a certain Chicago mil lionaire, passed through the New- York cu.v torn house without paying duty, because the inspectors and everybody else mistook tho an tique sculpture for a bustof Mr. Evartx, then secretary of state. Thus Cicero came in dead head because be looked so much like Evarts.1 Boston Globe. Lady's Brassey's Monkey Boudoir. The show apartment in the house of Lady Brassey, whose "Voyage on the Sunbeam' made her famous as a clever woman as well as the the wife of a rich man, is tho monkey boudoir. It Is described as a snuggery to de light tho soul of Darwin. Tbe monkey is adapted in all the details of the decoration. He climbs over walls, gambols ou tho f r!ze, scrambles over the ceiling, and is stuff ed and suspended in mid air wherever ho can Lx made picturesquely available. Monkeys are worked in the tapestries, figure in the carpeti and rugs, and aro painted upon tho piano and carved upon its legs. The quaintness of the conceit is only exceeded by tho success with which it has been dcvelo-ied. London Letter. Substitute for Cards. Big visiting cards have been th rage with a certain element in Paris, and as a protest against their use a number of the leaders oi the American colony there have decided to taboo cards altogether. As a substitute they place a small ornamental slate in their balls, upon which callers are expected to inscribe their names. Boston Transcript Getting Ready to Die. A Jacksonville, Fla., newspaper has this advertisement: "Being wanted of approacli ing death by my physicians I will sell my new ?450 piano for $1C5. I will nlso sacrifice my organs and sewing machines, or rent them. Also American Encyclopedia. People's Encyclopedia, Gen. Grant's Memoirs and other ljooks. J. P., Hotel News office." Colored People and Jewelry. "Some of our best customers are colored people," said a New York jeweler the other day. "When they have money they wear good clothes and good jewelry. Diamond earrings arc setoff better ou a dark back ground, and the colored ladies understand it" --Chicago Times. National Bank! or COX.U9IBUS. NEB. -HAS AN- Authorized Capital of $250,000, A Surplus Fund of - $20,000, Ami tho largest Paid im Cask Capital of any bank in this art of the State. 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