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There is an interesting field for study in tbe two nations to-day as they stand logically pitted against each other by reason of clashing tra ditions and opposing principles of govern ment. There seems to be, however, a com plete reversal of circumstances; and much that favored Germany in 1870 is not with Crennaiiy tolay, butjs with France; and much that weakened Franco under the second empire is not with France to-day, but is with the rival empire across the Rhine. Prussia has Iwcomo the empire and the old opposition crj- of lS0f against Bismarck one man power! has come to full realiza tion. The states have had union, a national sentiment and a .national iwlicy, mid what do tbey think of them? The discontent of the leop!e lias not subsided; poverty lias in increased: emigration has gone on at a won derful rate. The peoplo turned awaj from loyalty to princes and nobility, the old tie that Itouud land and ieoplo and government, and their golden traditions are gone. Great estates have absorbed Iho land and the young have no homo feeling and no incentive to love the native soil. There aro many indica tions upon the surfneo to show a state of things far different to that of 1S70. Experi ence has taught them that they have ex changed such liberties as their lnzy and frivolous kinglets allowed them for a menial Mr ic4 to u mighty and all alBorbing power that grinds on remorselessly, a power only great in itself and reducing all outside to a littleness more beggarly than before. Tho Germans have stood for independence, progress in thought and the amelioration of man. But it is not many years since Bismarck sounded a warning note of another kind. It was not aimed at a foreign foe, but an internal one, namely: sensualism. lie said that dissi(ation was sapping the manliness of tho nation. All of that mighty force of human energy called up by tho political agitations of Bismarck's early days turned from tho noble channels of loftj- endeavor to etty indulgence and base gratifications. The beer and music gardens conquered the all conquering Germans and their warmest friends, liave mourned over it. In another direction the energies of that powerful people were turned into fields of scientific discovery and Virchow and Buch ner, not to mention Darwin and other out siders, led the excited minds into all the daz rling mysteries of organic creation and de velopment, and the destructive school of Bible critics at Stuttgart, with Bauer at the head, iaved the way for a widespread materialism that has liorue fruit in this age. But in Franco all is national, all is fixed upon one idea, ultimately, and that idea de stroj'S the possibility of any alarming spirit of neutrality or indifference. legitimist, imierialist, republican or socialist, believe in France, and once Franco is exalted the fac tions can settle somehow which shall rule. This national ambition is not one of conquest, bat looks only to the Uheui$h border, to Al sace and the old provinces w here Germany stands in the wa'. The name of German brings up a spectre that all Frenchmen loj' ally hate. Now the man of France who nurses this hatred of German' is the citizen, the free and independent bourgeois. He is in tho army and he stands today in the same relation to the struggle for nationality that his German couutei part did in 1S70 toward the unifica tion of Germany. The regular army of Ger many is a lody of conscripts, and made up ol lieasants who cannot evade the rigorous draft. This peasant conscript lives in the barrack and has all the fraditions of imperial service to hold him to his work. Ho was a menial out of the army, and his pickel-haube and breechloader makes him a man of conse quence. Beyond what this boorish en thusiasm for a strong crown amounts to Bismarck cannot hope for popular support outride of Prussia. The burgher or citizen clement in the standing army is independent It is voluntary in a sense, is self-sustaining, lives outside the liarracks, and looks upon th service as an evil and a burden to be avoided. When this element comes to be summoned ir the Landwehr for field duty, the crown must show good reason for its action or the Land wehr will not stand to its work. The brunt of battle in a new conflict with France will doubtless fall upon the ignorant peasantry ol Germany, Mho can lw held to their posts and will have a sort of brute enthusiasm, good sc long as kept in motion. But Bismarck nevei yet won a light with such material. In lSGi the Prussian schoolmaster whipped the Aus trian boor at Sadowa. That was the boast of the time. In 1870 the schoolmaster and his enthusiastic young ally from the burghei class struck together for the unification ol Germany at Sedan. Both then made wa under tho empire for a huge standing army ol tho most illiterate orders tho could noi escape by emigration, or get exemption through privileges open to the bnrgher class, and so the man in pickel-haubo to-day is a peasant His French antagonist will be a citizen whose heart is in his work, and whose nation is his God. George L. Kilmer iu New York Mail and'Express. A PISTOL FOR SUICIDES. Protided for World Weary Prisoners in a Cincinnati Police Station. The most prevailing idea that seizes pris oners locked up at the station house is that they can not survive the shame and disgrace and must kill themselves. Hardly a night lasses but that some one of these desperate unfortunates is placed behind the bars at Central station. Often a young woman, who has taken the false step, finds herself in a po sition where she must face the terrible judge in the morning. Probably the wine got the better of her senses, she is pounced upon by tbe police for some breach of the peace, and, deserted by her companion in the night's frolic, finds that publicity is forced upon her in its awfulest form. It may be that sho has been enticed to one of those places provided for the unwary, and a sudden raid groups her with a lot of crc&tures who have lost all sense of the shame she feels so keenly for the first time. No doubt the dark side of her life has been kept secret from the home circle. But now her disgrace muse be exposed to the family and the world. In such a moment death would seem a relief. Probably the unfortuno may be a young man, whose discrepancies have at last brought him within the grasp of the law. He, too; would rather meet death than the terrible ar raignment in court. It is not unusual for these classes in their desperation to call for means to end their existence. Of ten they will call the turnkey to their cell and plead for a weapon with which to blow out their brains. Equal to such emergencies. Turnkey Wright, at Central station, has provided what he calls the "suicide pistol" It is one of those small, seven-chambered affairs that shoot a hole tbe size of a little pilL Long ago the spring dis appeared, but to outward appearance it is as dangerous as it ever was. "Oh, for a pistol to kill myself with," will come tbe agonizing cry from a celL "Is that all you wantP replies the accom modating turnkey; "we keep one here just for that purpose." The harmless weapon & brought and eager ly grasped through toe bars. The would-be suicide is probably in neb a frame of aaind that be does not notice that It Is unloaded and tbe hammer will not work. Borne nerve themselves to the point of placing it to their beads and pulling tbe trigger. Others will raise the impotent weapon hesitatingly, let it fall and finally conclude that disgrace is pref erable to death. It was with this weapon that tho pseudo Duke Scbaat tried to eoaunit sui cide before his removal to jaiL The look, of disgust that overspread his features when be saw its harmless nature cannot be pictured.' It does not hurt tbe prisoners, and, as Turn key Wright says, has a wonderfully soothing effect. Cincinnati Enquirer. A Distinctly American Decoration. It is getting to pass at our theatres that tbe managers will presently have to provide a special section, with ample troughs and con duits connecting with the sewer, as a tobacco cbewers1 sty. I have often noticed in the court rooms and corridors and ante-rooms of our public buildings how tbe decorations were enhanced by original designs in sepia. The cuspidor Is a familiar accessory of every hotel parlor, and a good many private ones. There are aesthetic cuspidors made specially for the drawing' room, and humble but ca pacious ones for the bar room. But it is, anyhow, impossible to wander anywhere ia public without encountering something;, from the modest box of sawdust up to tho gilded majolica urn, provided for the salvation of the carpet on the floor. The theatres have not yet adopted tbe cus pidor as an attachment of every seat. Con sequently tbe men who chew tobacco during a performance are reduced to the more prim itive methods of relieving their overburdened mouths. The other evening, at Mr. Harrl gau's theatre, my neighbor was a well knows man about town. He was sumptuously ar rayed in evening dress, and when he came in wore a bran now silk hat of the latest London make, which he deposited under bis seat. When he prepared to depart be discovered that the person behind him had adapted bis bead gear to tbe uses of tbe old time sawdust box, and had resorted to it so diligently that itsvaluoasa hat was over for good andalL The disgusted flaneur had to go home in a coach, swearing that ho would hold tbe management responsible for his defiled tile. Tho author of its destruction sat placidly chewing bis cud while bis victim was de nouncing him, and said never a word in re ply. Alfred Trumble in Nevr York News. The Chinese Inveterate Gamblers. "Tbe Chinese are tbe most inveterate gam blers in the world," says an Orientally in clined friend of mine. John Chinaman will work all the week, night and day, for the sake of gathering together a few dollars with which to play his favorite game on Sunday. He will "blow in" every cent and start for home in the small hours of Monday morning completely cleaned out, but apparently at happy and contented as ever. In the Chinese quarter of New York tbe re is a clique of Ce lestial sharpers who regularly fleece their less sophisticated countrymen. Some of them are worth all tho way from fSO.OOO to $100,000, and it is simply impossible for their compara tively poor victims to get the best of them The majority of Chinamen play simply for the sake of gambling and will go back again and again to the dens where they have been repeatedly robbed of their hard earned dol lars. This fact is but too well known to the blacklegs running the fan tan games, and I understand that few, if any, of the dens are conducted "on the square." Brooklyn Eagle. Monkeys In a Race Monkeys are susceptible of anger, and tes tify it by the same actions as men. Du Chaillu's bald chimpanzee, as has been seen already, showed marked preference for cer tain -food. When one kind was given him and bo liked another better, be would become irritated, throw what had been offered him to the ground, stamp his foot, and utter a particular cry. He conducted himself like a completely spoiled child. Dr. Abel's orang-outang (simia satyrus) would get into a rage when refused tbe fruit he demanded. He would roll on the ground like an angry child, uttering piercing cries. Monkeys in a state of liberty show similar signs of anger and hatred. The green apes that Adamsou pursued in tho forests ol Senegal, would knit their brows, grind their teeth, and scold furiously. Henry Howard in Cosmopolitan. Oldest Christian Church. The oldest specimen of Christian architect ure in the world is the Church of the Nativity at Bethlehem, which was built A. D. S27 bj the Empress Helena, mother of Constantim the Great An altar in this splendid basilica is said to mark the spot where were buried the 0,000 children massacred by order ol Herod. Here also is a low vault, called the Cliaiiel of the Nativity, with an inscription which says: "Here Jesus Christ was born of tho Virgin Mary." The ancient church fa now used by all sects alike, and it is in a state of great neglect. Adjoining it are Roman Catholic, Greek and Armenian convents, and connected with it is a chamber which was for merly the study of St Jerome. Boston Bud get The Lord Mayor's Mistake. Tho lord mayor, a few years ago, was try ing a case at the Mansion house. Not satis fied with the testimony of a witness, be cau tioned him to be careful, saying: "You must be very careful in your statements, for I could have sworn that when I arose thk morning I put my watch into my pocket, and I have only just missed it; and now recol lect that I left it on my dressing table." On his return home, tbe lady mayoress asked what had caused him to send so many messengers in such quirk succession for his watch and chain, as but one could take it to him. His lordship then saw his indiscretion. Several professional thieves had started im mediately for that watch, and the first one bad obtained it Youth's Companion. Actresses and Their Jewels. It is strange that actresses have not learned to appreciate tho risk of carrying their jewels with them on their professional tours. Another case of robbery of a distinguished artist's diamonds and pearls has been reported. In cJden times, brass mounted bits of colored glass answered every purpose on the stage. But those were the days when salaries were more equitably apportioned than is now the rule at the theatre, and the idea of giving 90 per cent of the receipts to a star or leader of a company had not been conceived, Ikistou Transcript Salvationists in Ceylon. Miss Anna Ballard, wj?.'. known among journalists in New York Tity as the only female member of the Presa -dub, writes from Colombo, Ceylon, that thc Salvation Army has attacked the island, bu 'iiat tbe soldiers are regarded there with li tie favor. The natives haven't the least '"da what tbey are np to, and think that then peculiar antics and goings on are only amuriti: illustrations of the peculiarities of theErg'ish people. Tbe Argonaut Gen. Zackary Taylor. Walt Whitman rememle.'s meeting Gen. Taylor in New Orleans abut forty years ago, and found him, in civilian s rlothes, "a jovial, old, rather stout, plain vat r, with a wrinkled and dark, yellow face, ani in ways and man ners the least of conventional ceremony or etiquette I ever saw; he augbed unrestrain edly at everything comiciL He had a great personal resemblance t Fenimoro Cooper, the novelist." Exchange. Loaklns; Oat for Hist. Countryman (in an uptown hotel) What time is supper ready, mister r Clerk Six o'clock, sir. Countryman (with an air of vexation) Well, I've got some business to tend to afore I eat, an' I'm 'f raid I wont git back till 'bout seven. Clerk I'll have the cook pat soBaething away for you on a plate. New York Bun. LIBRARIAN SPOFFORD. PROBABLY THE MOST RAPID READER IN THIS COUNTRY. Reading a Dally Newspaper Plcklag Oat the Sleat or a Book A Time Wasting Habit Arrangement of Books ia the Library. Mr. Spofford, the librarian of congress, is probably tbe most rapid reader in this coun try. The other day a reporter sought some information of him. Simultaneously, within a space of five minutes, be conversed with the reporter, "read" through completely a twelve page New York paper, dictated a let ter to a stenographer and gave directions to two assistants. He commenced all at the same time and finished them together. A re mark, a sentence dictated aside, a direction, a sentence dictated, a remark and so on, ap parently without an effort, and all the time his eyes were running over the paper almost as fast as he could turn from page to page. The reporter asked him afterwards how he did it "Oh, it comes natural for me to give my attention to two or three things together that way. I do it by a sort of intuition without thinking of it" PICKINQ OUT THE MEAT. "But how do you read so rapidly f "I acquire the subject matter," said Mr. Spofford. "I pick out the meat the pith. I pay no attention to the verbiage. I scarcely see the words and never note the form of sen tences. 1 have learned, by long practice and having a natural tendency for it, to get the information without the rhetoric. In this way the thought is got at a glance. It is not tbe words you want. When your time is all too short for your work you can't afford to waste it on words. In reading there is so much that is of no use to you u worthless lot of verbiage. By practice you can avoid all this. Nearly all books or papers are taken up mostly with rhetoric, and have the fact and substance stored away in a very small space, if you only know how to find it I seldom spend more than half an hour and never more than an hour and a half in reading or reconnoisancc of the largest volume. For in stance, I take this," and he took a volume from the shelf. "No," looking at the title, "this is hardly the proper book to illustrate it with. This is Carlyle; he has to be read; every word. He is one of the few authors who cannot be read as I have described. You must read ever' word, and well It pays you for the time. But it is only such a rugged and extraordinary writer that it is necessary to read that way. AH those thousands of books with smooth, easy running sentences, they are all alike, and you don't want to waste time on tho language you want to seize on to the soul nnd devour it in an instant Like this, now," and he reached another book (not Carlyle), and went down the pages one after another, as an expert accountant would go down a column of figures. "Nothing there 1 want, nor there, nor there." Then occasion ally striking something to the point and get ting the thought in an instant He went over probably fifteen or twenty pages in this way in a length of time hardly worth reckoning, and without even making a break in the con versation. "Many people," Mr. Spoffonl went on, "have tho time wasting habit of pronouncing every word in their mind and noticing every pause and punctuation as they go along as if reading aloud. All these words and sen tences, with tbe capitalization and punctua tion the commas, the colons, the semicolons, the periods and paragraphs, are only tbe signs to be followed, but not to bo recorded in tho mind. Many readers, perhaps most readers, chuck their heads up with commas and colons instead of thoughts." ARRANGEMENT OF THK BOOKS. "It is said," suggested tbe reporter, "that you know every book in the library P "In a general way. I know where to find every book, its size and general appearance, and its subject matter. I could not tell you the contents of the !ooks, but merely what they are about There are some 600,000 volumes, arranged in forty-four subdivisions, which are again subdivided. I have the library arranged according to what I con ceived to be the common sense plan. The books are arranged alphebetically by subject, the fiction only by authors. You are now in tbe alcove containing biographies of English men. The alcoves are arranged alphabetic ally by subjects, and the books within ar ranged in their alphabetical order. For in stance, take Cromwell; all the biographies of Cromwell are together, and next is another "C" progressively. Supp-ise some one wants a certain work on finance. I know it is in that alcove up there. I know what book it is by association, and just where it is. But that alcove is overflowed, and the books are all piled up on the floor and along there in front Suppose they ask for a book of com paratively recent date. I know it is not on tho shelves, because they were filled long be fore its publication. So it must be in that pile somewhere. I know tbe size of the book and its appearance; I can recognize, it, for it passed through my hands to get into the library. For tho past twenty years every book that has come into tbe library has gone through my hands, and I remember it. In a general way I know its size and appearance, and about what is in it Any one of them you mention I will remember it and what it is like. It is all a working of the mind by association." "How about finding quotations " asked the reporter. "Well, if a member wants to use a quota tion that is not in 'familiar quotations' and is from a poet who has no concordance Byron and Burns, for instance, have no con cordanceand he wants to know the exact words and where it comes from, be will probably come to me. He will likely remem ber in a general way what it is a few of the words or what it is about and the meter. I may be able to tell by its sound who its au thor is, and I can form an idea anyhow as to the period it belongs to. Then I discard all poems of an earlier or a later period, then I discard all authors I knew could not have written it, and then I discard again all poems of a different metre and all upon subjects wherein the quotation coild not occur. In this way I harrow my field of research, and then I generally have little difficulty in find ing what I want "It is the same principle throughout dis card all that you don't want" Washington Star Interview. ? FINGER NAIL INDICATIONS. Bigas that Show the Temper and Dis position of People. He who has white spots on his nails is fond of tbe society of ladies, but is fickle in bis at tachments. He who keeps them well rounded at the tip is a proud man. He whose nails are detached from the finger at tbe f ursjier ex tremity, and when cut showing a larger pro portion of tbe finger than usual, ought never to get married, as it would be a wonder if he were master in his own house, for short nails betoken patience, good nature, and above all, resignation under severe trials. Nails which remain long after being cut level with tbe finger end are a sign of gener osity. Transparent nails suffused with ligbtred mark a cheerful, gentle and amiable disposi tion. Lovers with transparent nails usually carry their passion to tbe verge of madness. If you come across a man with long and pointed nails you may take it for granted that be is either a player of. tbe guitar, a tailor or an attorney. He who keeps his nails somewhat long, round and tipped with black is a romantic poet Any one having the nail of his left thumb all streaked, as though it had been stained with snuff, is sure to be a school master. Thick nails indicate obstinacy and ill nature. He whose nails are dirty all over is a recluse, a philosopher, a compositor or a dver. A man with yellow nails ia one who 1 indulges in every species of vice, that of I smoking being the most predominate. Be careful not to confound with these such aa are in tbe habit of peeling their oranges with ! out a knife. The owner of very round and smooth nails is of a peaceable and conciliatory disposition.' He .who has the uail of his right thumb Uightly notched is a regular glutton, even nibbling at himself, as, when having nothing eatable at hand, be falls to biting his own finger nails. And lastly, he who keeps his nails irregularly cut is hasty and determined. Men who have not the patience to cut their nails properly generally come to grief; most of thesa commit suicide or get married. We advisatbe fair sex to keep their eyes on the nails A intending husbands if they are to look ftr happiness in their wedded life. Ex changb. The Gypsy's Teat Home. The, observance is universal of the rule which prevents all men and women from oc cupying the inner compartments of the tents only at night, or when driven to the same by storms; though you may lounge in the front of the taut to your heart's content day and night , Incase of quarrels involving serious strugfUag.and possibly endangering life, no manWWKBfrg himself mayne pursued with in hi tent 'Inis Is an inviolable law, and tbe di rest penalties will surley follow its infraction. Gypsies cling to an old tent to the but moment it can be spliced and patched together, out of pure affection for it "An old tent's an old friend,'" in otie of their sayings. Any gypsy born under a tent preserves a piece of the bows or the woolen covering until his dying lay, and it is then burned with his effects. Nothing can make them confess it, but there is clearly discoverable a superstitiou that this bit of tho old tent homo will somehow accom pany them and serve them a good turn in the future world. That place, or condition, is expected to provide them with all prized ma terial things, especially inclusive of splendid horses end limitless free grazing. To be born in tho tent carries pride as does a good strain of blood. Those born in a bouse are regarded as unfortuuate. They are often called in de rision kair rajahs or "house lords." The tent almost invariably faces southward. The natural inference regarding this is merely the expression of a denire to secure the health ful and genial sunshine; but a deeper signifi cance attaches. It is not difficult to trace, in this fact, a lingering recognition of tho adora tion taught in the sacred Zend A vesta. Ed gar L. Wakeman in Chicago News. A Senator's Wayward Sou. Senator Fair's son and namesake is known as a "terror" at home, and with all the ad vantages that unlimited wealth could com mand for him, there is nothing of character or refinement about him. He was sent around the world with a tutor as a measure of education and escape from bad company at home, and the tutor had the sympathy of all the nations be visited. He has gone around tho Horn in sailing ships and been sent on other long sea voyages to break up bis bad habits on land. Last spring his father offered to give him a round million of his own if he would stop drinking for a year. Hu kept the pledge for seven mouths, and then leaving his lather's room the other night in twenty minutes was crazy drunk with his first tate of liquor and flourishing a pistol wildly. The irate futher had the youth caged for thu night under his own eye, and iu the morning shipped him to Panama. That or any other tropical town is a poor place to bend a boy to reform, the more usual experi ence being that the climate and tho intemper ate habits of such places carry off a riotous newcomer iu short time. Washington Cor. Globe-Democrat Quail a Nulsauce in California. Quail have multiplied so hi California that they are a nuisance. When the game law was being discussed in the assembly the other day Assemblyman Young said that there "was a revolution" in his county (San Diego) against quail, which come down in swarms upon vineyards and destroy them. Owners of vineyards have persons employed to do noth ing else tbun kill these birds, which ho de clared have become an intolerable nuisance hi bis county. He recited an instance where a swarm of these quails ate up tho pasturage that cattle fed upon. His constituents de manded that a remedy be privided. The bill was so amended that quail may be killed between March 1 and Sept. 10, whilo during the grape season they may lie also trapped. New York Sun. From London to Madrid. The establishment of n bi-weekly swift train from London to Madrid in fifty-one hours a gain of twelve and from London to Lisbon in thirty-six hours a gain of seven teenhas more importance than seems. It is tbe first tangible step toward the realization of tho king of Portugal's dream to make Lisbon the Liverpool of tbe south, in which cables and steamer lines will later figure. The train will run irom Lisbon to Calais without change of cars. The break of gauge ou the French frontier is obviated by lifting tho carriages by derricks upon new platforms with other wheels. Luggage is sealed to its destination. Tho Argonaut How Uarlng Began at West Point. "I think that hazing began at West Point in 1K27, my plebe year, and the same in which my old friend, Jefferson Davis, graduated. That year a young fop- you would probably call him a dude in thene days entered the academy from one of the New England states, I forgot which ono now. At any rate, the boys made him the first victim of the persecution since known as hazing. The treatment was very m'dd, and consisted of puns and satires upon his appearance, mim icry of his airs and graces, and, lastly, a seemingly accidental fall into a horse trough." Gen. William Emory in Washington Post Pugilist and Pupil. There are some disreputable pugilists, who have played a mean ame upon ambitious yoimgmen. They engage to give a pupil a dozen lessons for a stated price and demand the money In advance. They give one les son, but upon the second occasion make their appearance in a seemingly intoxicated con dition and astonish the pupil by knocking him all over the room and leaving him in a gener ally battered and broken up condition. The pupil has no desire to continue the study and the "professor" pockets the money and looks out for another pupil. New York Journal The Paaafna Canal. The following items regarding tbe progress of work on the Panama canal are of interest: Twenty thousand men are on the isthmus; 415 miles of special railroad have been built; 14, 000 cars, 29 steamers, iXX) vessels, 304 small iron works, 48 drags, 96 herculean excavat ors, 36 powerful perforators, and 468 im mense pumping engines are at work. Light for night work is supplied by 7,000 lamps, and 173 engines are constantly engaged. Boston Transcript Endurance of Big Gnus. Gun makers record with satisfaction that not one of the Rodman guns has ever been exploded, even though tbe pressure goes as high as 200,000 pounds to tbe square inch. The endurance ranges from 200 to 2,400 rounds. The average pressure iu Krupp's guns is 20,000 pounds to tbe square inch. Boston Buiget After the Battle. Two youngmen at Sbelbyville, Ind., fought thirty-five rounds to see who should marry a certain young lady. When the battle bad been decided and tbe ambulance sent for, il was learned that tbe girl had been married for a week to a chap who'd sooner run than fight Detroit Free Press. Pope Leo XIII will not touch the $3,500. 000 placed in a Borne bank to bis credit by tbe Italian government, and about 7,0ttV 000 has been forfaJtml Unrnw nitR& !.- .Pna IX would touch it. Chicago Herald. SNEAKING AND CLEVER. I A - BROOKLYN DETECTIVE TELLS I HOW THIEVES OPERATE. 1 Ingenious Methods at Sneak Thieves la ! the Cltv SwlBdllasr Customs r stress Cempaales The Roesa Huater. 'joBseteaee!ese Sesandrela Poverty. "I suppose that "Brooklyn has some of the cleverest sneak thieves in the country," said a detective attached to one of the uptown stationawhen be was asked about this form of crime." "Tbe ingenuity and labor which some of them devote to their dishonest efforts would, if applied to respectable industry, make them rich. They are constantly devis ing something new or giving an old trick a new and unexpected application. A man has to be on tbe alert to keep up with these people. One day hut week a body who lives near here came in and complained that she had been robbed by a census taker. Ho 1 had .come in and taken down tbe names of all tbe members of tbe family. A moment after leaving be bad returned and politely begged r her to see if be-bsvhnot left Ws notebook ia tbe room. While she had gone to look ho had coolly 'pinched' a gold beaded cane and a beaver overcoat from the bat rack and marched off with them. "Did you notice the arrest of two men iu New York tbe other day for swindling the customers of express companies, by calling with the cards that are hung on store fronts and taking away the packages which are in tended to bo shipped? Some people thought that was a new kind of audacious robbery. But. it' isn't There are three men La the Kings County penitentiary for playing just that same game in Brooklyn years ago. It is a stupid trick, because the victims quickly discover they hare been robbed, and tbe ex press companies take hold of the matter and make short work of tbe thieves. Another variety of the same game is to call around with boxes purporting to have come by ex press and collect charges on them. It used to be very common during tbe holiday season, but we have broken it up of late years. Some times the thieves deliver what purport to be packages of expensive dry goods from well known firms on which small charges remain to be paid. Sometimes tbey delude some avaricious woman intothinkiug she can profit by tbe apparent mistake. Of course the pack age fa found to be filled with hay or rags when it is examined. AX OLD METHOD. "A once familiar method of wholesale rob bery here and in New York was to visit a bouse that bad been closed by its occupants during the summer months, and making an entrance within, boldly proceed to carry off all the contents in broad daylight on a truck. It is not often heard of lately, because it takes a great deal of nerve and the chances of de tection are very great I understand that thieves iu western cities have just learned the trick, and are making things very unpleasant for famines that go out of town for the summer. "A very common guise for the sneak thief to assume is that of the room hunter. He scans tho newspapers for advertisements of rooms to rent in available quarters. Then he calk and inspects the premises. Every time the landlady's back is turned he picks up something of value. Sometimes be drops his glove or bis handkerchief and then goes back to look for it and gathers m whatever he can. Or if he sees a good overcoat in tbe hall he will send the landlady back for the handker chief while be disappears with the coat It takes a well dressed and plausible tongued thief to do that trick. "Tbe telephone in the bands of an expert thief often becomes another innocent means for robbing unsuspecting people. You know in the drug and grocery stores in the out lying districts the telephone is usually placed by the proprietor's desk, where it win be nice and baudy. Tho stranger who requests to use it asks for it so politely that it would be tbe height of discourtesy to refuse it But look cit for him when he comes hi when you are all alone in tbe store. While he is having a hand to hand struggle with the intelligent artist at the central office, and you are wait ing on a customer in the front of the store, he is quietly filling his pockets with what ever he can see about him. THE MKANKR CLASS. "But as I was saying, these men that I have described are the aristocrats of the sneak thieves' profession. After them comes the hoi poUoL Tbe scale runs down through the men who call to get furniture and silverware to repair and the men who takeaway umbrel las to fix up and never return them, the men who steal up the front steps and try the front door while the family is at supper, down to the man who has a stick with a hook in it and reaches over back yard fences and lifts clothes from the line. He is about the meanest, be cause he makes tbe most trouble for poor washer women, who cannot afford to replace the costly raiment of their patrons which he has stolen. He has cast doubts on the hon esty of many a poor woman who wouldn't steal an old handkerchief to keep herself from starving. "Somewhere near the bottom of the list I should pot the conscienceless scoundrels who used to go around and beg money for alleged charitable institutions, but we have broken up their business of late years and that is worn out The men who used to do that I suppose are now stealing the papers from blind newsmen aad women. Tbey are mean enough to do anything. "But with all then ingenuity and smartness tbey cant make enough money to keep out of poverty's grip. Titers isn't one of tho clever thieves that couldn't tell you that there is no money in being dishonest Sooner, or later we are bound to get our clutches ou them and then all their smartness in scaring women and robbing children seems very mean and pitiful when it is brought out in court and lands them in tbe penitentiary for three or four years." Brooklyn Eagle. IMPURITIES" FOUND IN ICE. Epidemics Traced to Ice Cat from a Con taminated Pond Timely Advice. Questions as to the dangers to health con nected with tbe use of ice taken from certain localities are of great interest, the more so since disease produced by the use of contam inated ice could rarely be traced to ita true cause, which in most cases would probably not be even suspected. Attention was in fact not called to this matter until 1S75, when an epidemic of diarrhea at Rye Beach, N. II., was clearly traced to ice cut from a contam inated pond. Since that time tbe same cause has been suspected or proved in about half a dozen cases of occurrence of typhoid fever or of diarrhea. Certainly this is a very small proportion of bad results as compared with tho almost universal use of ice, especially when we remember that people will cut ice from streams or ponds that they would consider too impure to furnish drinking water, because they think freezing purifies water. While the purification of water by freezing does occur I to a considerable extent, it is by no means complete or to be relied on. Freezing does not destroy tbe vitality of some bacteria, nor does it specially tend to free tbe water from dead organic nutter. That freezing will not destroy the life of tbe bacillus of typhoid fever is shown by Dr. Billings in a communi cation which is given in another column of this joarnaL It will be seen from what has been said that when a health authority is called on to decide whether tbe water of a particular stream or poad is or is not so impure that ice cut from it will probably be dangerous to health, it can only proceed on probabilities, since it will very rarely be possible to prove that ice taken from that particular locality, or even the water from the same place, has caused dis ease. Nevertheless, these probabilities may be quite sufficient to warrant the forbidding the sale of ice taken from a particular spot. This sseaas to have been the case as regards ice cut from Onondaga lake, which the city board of health of Syracuse, in this state, for bade to be sold for uny use which would bring it into direct contact with articles of food or drink. The firm engaged in packing and selling this ice objected' to this interfer ence with their business, whereupon Mr. James T. Gardner investigated the matter for the stato board of health, which has published his report. Mr. Gardner fouud that Onon daga lake is contaminated with sewage; that the contamination is increasing from the sewers of Syracuse, and that ice token from it contains living bacteria of various kinds, and about 10 per cent of the sewage matters in the water from which it is formed. Ho, therefore, approves the order of tho city board of health, and the propriety and wis dom of this decision can hardly be questioned. Sanitary Engineer. THE MOONSHINERS' ANCESTORS. A Speculation Vaoa the Origin of tbe Kude Mountaineers. The origin of the mountaineers that in habit the ranges from Virginia to Aikansas is a subject that might tempt the curiosity of a serious historian. Tbe vestiges of the early population, and of some of the singular epi sodic inroads that accompanied, the steady, flow of English colonization, are still plainly perceptible. From tbe semi-ducal plantations of the king's favorites in Virginia and the Carolinas many of those unfortunate or criminal wretches who were transported from the mother country to be penal slaves in the fields of heartless, and mostly absentee, mas ters, escaped into tho refuge of tho moun tains nd animated by a despairing hojie of freedom, sought the most inaccessible biding places. To the escaped convict, trembling under tho remembrance of a master's huh and will ing to dare any nativo danger to escape the shivery he had fled, the approach of another refugee was as full of terror as of comfort The runaway felon could trust nobody; or perhaps, he had a brand upon bis forehead to bide from curious eyes, and wherever he made bis home it was kept remote from neighbor ship, and made as uninviting as possible to adventurous or suspicious eyes. There is little doubt that among the first settlers of the mountains were these British convicts sold into slavery to the American plantations, and condemned to a life of laborious servi tude, which they only escaped by such hard ships as could tempt no freeman. Tho free pioneer and the woodsman pushed on across the mountains or through the passes and cleared for himself an empire and garden in fertile Kentucky and middle Tennessee, or sought tbe softer air and cotton lands of tbe Southern states. The escaped convict was afraid to venture in either direction, lest be should rush into the hands of a former master or overseer, who would identify and re-enslave him. So, with that last instinct for personal free dom that has always possessed the Caucasian race in every land, he clung to tbe mountains of his refuge, secure in his solitude and get ting his peace in the impregnability of his re treat It was, perhaps, an inherited instinct, therefore, that made the mountaineers bute negro slavery as bitter as the most determined abolitionists of tho north, and which led them by force of fate to join the Union armies when the civil war came on. The mountain regions not only furnished the northern armies thousands of soldiers but also maintained warm sympathy for the cause in the rear and front of the Union lines, and it is not singu lar, perhaps, that thoy have continued in sympathy with the Republican party as in stinctively as has the emancipated negro. Y. E. Allison hi Southern Bivouac. Consumption Cured by a Car Plattorui. "You see this car platform'' inquired one passenger of another on an Illinois Central suburban train. "Well, that platform cured me of consumption and saved my life. You think that's strange, don't you J Well, it is a little strange, but it's a fact. You see, I come of a consumptive family. My mother died of consumption, a sister and two brothers, and a year ago I expected to go In tho samo way. Don't look like it now, do II Wellall thanks are due to this platform. It was in this way: As soon as I saw that I was going down 1 made up my mind to take some desperate means of salvation. I wasn't financially able to go to California, or to travel anywhere except to and from my work. So I did the next best thing. Every morning in riding into town I stood out on tbe platform, and, drawing long breaths, filled my lungs full of tho fresh air from the lake. "At first I couldn't inhale much, but by and by my lungs gathered strength, respira tory cells that had long been unused began to open and admit nature's life giving oxygen, and in a few months I was surprised at my own strength and good health, as were my friends. Four times a day for I rode home to dinner and back again I stood on the platform and inhaled as much of the air as possible. Tho weather inado no difference to me rain, cold, snow, blizzard for more than a year I haven't sat do wn in a railway coach. Now I can draw a longer inhalation than any mau I know, and a long inhalation simply means filling with air all of the cells of tho lungs, bringing the whole system intoservico, as it were and I have no more fear of con sumption. People who work indoors, and who never, under ordinary circumstances, get their lungs more than half filled with air, had better try my prescription. It is a won der." Chicago Herald. Fashion lu Gravestones. "I suppose there are fashions in grave stones as well as in anything else?" "Certainly there are. The heavy style, such as one used to see universally iu bury ing grounds up to twenty years ago, is be coming antiquated and going out of fashion. What takes now is the light, airy kind of work, with graceful outlines, and of fine ma terial. Angels, small statues after the Greek, doves and fancy figures are now most in vogue. Next to them there is tho rough style just the hewn rock, showing the un polished surface. That seems to be the best liked by mourners of a serious, contempla tive turn of mind, while sentimental people prefer the other style." "As to the degrees of grief now," it was asked, "did your experience teach you that young people sorrow more visibly and expen sively over their dead than do mourners of sedate age 1" "From my own experience I should judge that aged people are more apt to spend their money freely in fine tombstones than younger persons. It may be that young folks feel it as much as older ones, but they haven't got tho money to spend, you see, as a rule. I know I often have trouble enough collecting my bills from such people, even if it's for nothing heavier than a little baby angel. Widows, I must say, as a rule are good cus tomers; widower, not nearly so much. And that's as true of the young as of the old, per haps even truer of the young ones." "Do widows who have buried successive husbands show just as poignant grief as ex pressed ou tombstones on the demise of their second or third husband as on that of the first.'" "Well, now, that's a ticklish question to ask," replied tbe artist "I couldn't be sure of it; still, if I can judge from what I've seen, I should say that the widow's grief be comes all tbe stronger on putting her second or third one under tho sod.'" New York Mail and Express. OsT the Stage. When Mr. Joseph Jefferson was campiu out lost summer one of his mates asked hit i to recito a certain scene from "Rip Vaa Winkle"; but the actor declined, saing tin t he could not repeat any long passage from his parts away from the theatre. The Ar gonaut The world is a comedy to tboM) who think, a tragedy to those who fccL Horace Wal pole. Fashionable young girls iu London, bars abjured bracelets this season. THE FIRST National Bank! or COX.UMBUB. NEB. -HAS AN- Authorized Capital of $250,000, A Surplus Fund of - $20,000, And the. lariat PaisMa Cask Camital of any bank in thin part of tbe State. J-DeiMwit received nud iuterect paid on timedeporfitti. SST'Drafts on the prim i nl cities in thin coun try and Kurope botiglit and Hold. vWfolWtioni and all other buninetts Riven prompt and careful attention. STOCKHOLDrRN. A. ANDERSON. PreVr. H Kit MAN P. H.OKIILKICH. Vice Prea't. O.T. HOKN. Cashier. il&'Hg- (vKAMALtfflU- KOBERT UHlJo. CARLKKlNKi Aprta-ldtf gusiness ards. D. T. Martyn. M. D. 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