I K i !. My Valentine. What would I have thoe. other then thou art, TO win uiy whole soul's love and bless my days? What other eyes could I ao fitly praise? Blue as blue flowers now dim with tears that start For gentle pity from thy gentle heart. Then glad with smiles, as when a master On answering chords, or o'er the wind-harp str&vs Some wind that laughs to come, and grieves to part. How shall I fitly praise tby true soul's truth. Thv scorn of what is base, thy lore or good. Thy wit and wisdom that with grace com- The glow and courage of thy fearless youth. Thy strength and nobleness of womanhood The blessed whole of my dear Valentine? Louise Chandler Moulton. Intuition. We sat. It is true, Tory clo6e on the sofa. My arm? Well. forgive me. my memory a But I'veriiy think thut her waist was encir- By something beside what she usually wore. She said: "I've been reading about intuition. And Jack, is intuitive knowledge eorrectr I confessed that I thought so and with her perinlislon. .... I would much like to prove it she did not object. I said: "Xow your lips, intuition has told me Were bweet as new wine, all of which 1 be- And 1 hastily proved to iny own satisfaction That thl intuition was laultless Indeed. Providence Journal. IIE LOVES HEU STILL. Ailin, that will do for this morn ing. I am not able to attend as I should. Come here, my child." It was a low dark room in one of the tenements with which the street was crowded, and upon a narrow bed lay an old man. His eyes were listlessly closed, and his lonjf white hair was flung carelessly back from his high pale forehead. As Ailia approached, with her dear violin "rapped tightly in both her small hands, hi eyes opened, and one could not help but notice the lire of genius which shone in their -dark luminous depths. No one could render that better than you have, little one," he said fontlh as he Mroked lovingly back the long dark curls. "I :im glad you were pb-a'd. grand father." 3ie said simply. They were Italians, the old man and his grand child. That they bad not always been poor, was whispcivd around among the few who had become acquainted with Sig nor Paulo, as he wa called. Some said he was a miser and hoarded gold for the chibl. whose playing, though she wa- so young, was marvelous. But these surmise did not trouble the old man a he went out and came in among them. There w as really no mtery v hat ever about his frequent departures, for Signor Paulo was a music-teacher, and. though not well paid, he had a Hinall class of scholars. Since he had left his native land he. had never been successful, hut at last good fortune seemed to be coming to him. A wealthy Italian lady became in terested in him, and learning, that he was of her own country, she engaged him to take charge of her musical soirees. "Little Ailia. you shall have a new dress ami that lino book of Handel you have wanted so long." he said glee fully to his granddaughter. But the next day he was stricken down by a fever. Tor four weeks he had lain on his sick bed. old and poor, and all alone, save for the company of Ailia. What was to be done? Though till a mere child only thir teen Ailia had a noman's mind. All unconsciously the thoughts and feel ings which prompted the masterly strains of the composers she so loved had woven themselves into every libra of her own heart. Kept as she had been, from early childhood, from aught that might be hurtful to Iter swvet innocence, Ailia whs still as trustful and uufearing of harm as an infant. So when the pressing thought came, what should be done to obtain daily food for her sick grandfather and her self, she remembered with a glad thrill his words in praise of her play ing. That afternoon, while the old man slept, a little figure, wrapped iu a long searlet mantle, glided down the steep fctairs. It was a bright sunny afternoon, and Ailia made her way to a fashion able street, aud before a stately brown stone mansion she paused. Glancing upward, she saw in a lace draped window some ladies and a gentleman. They were not noticing her. Care fully taking the violin from its case, she laid her cheek softly down, aud with trembling fingers drew the bow across the vibrating strings. The group above suddenly separated, and the window gently opened. "Why, mamma," exclaimed a young voice, "it's only a poor little girl, and she's playing that air of Cherubim's I've been trying to learn for a month!" Hush, Mattic!" said another voice. "Don't talk amid such music." Ailia finished, and, lifting her dark eyes towanls the window, she waited. "By Jove! mother, there's genius in that child's playing; and what a little beauty she is. Let's call her in." Before his mother, a true type of a dignified aristocratic English matron, could speak, her impulsive son had left the room, and soon returned, leading by the hand the little musician. Then Ailia played as she had never played before. Something told her that that moment was the point of her destinv. turning- The tiny child-hands, as they wield ed the bow. seemed to her hearers as if instinct with power to command the lurking music in the strings to dis close herself. Before she left the Montrose man sion that afternoon, Ailia had told, iu artless words, her history; and Mrs. Montrose, -won, for the time, quite out of her usual impassiveness, had urged her to play at her weekly parties dur ing the whole of the coming season. Little Ailia easily pacified her grand father when he reproved her for what she had done, when she told him of her good fortune. From beguiling the hours for the fashionable throng which assembled in the Montrose drawing-rooms, Ailia was finally engaged to teach music to tne young daughter of the house. A great affection sprang up between the two girls, both of the same age, though in such different stations. Ailia and her grandfather did not live in the crowded tenement any longer, but had pleasant rooms in a quiet street. Old Signor Paulo never recovered enough to leave his bed: but as he felt the pangs of approaching dissolution he did not feel the depth of anguish at leaving Ailia that he must have suffer ed if she had not proved herself so well able to care for her own future. At first his grandchild sorrowed bitterly: but as time went on she felt that it was better as it was. and that not for worlds would she, if she could, recall her dear grandfather back to his try coach of pain. Four years had passed; and from a slight child Ailia had developed rapid ly into the rounded curves of woman hood. She was beautiful, with the dark clear skin of .her Italian parent age, and the masses of raven-black hair which waved back from a low broad forehead. Her great, lustrous, almond-lidded eycs had in them a strange charm, and few could look into their depths without a longing to read yet more plainly their inmost thoughts. At least so felt Percy Montrose. Re served to others, to him Ailia was par ticularly cold aud shy, notwithstand ing she" recognized his manly, frank nature, and knew well that to none other did her soul go out as it did to the handsome impulsive -oung man, the son of her patroness; but she knew the pride of birth and family which filled his mother's heart, and so she resolutely hid her love. At last the end came. It was morn ing, and Ailia had been playing. Wrapt in thoughts which were sweet, yet sad as the strain whose cadence" yet lingered upon the air, Percy found her. It "was an unguarded moment. She could hide her heart no longer. And when he had once won from her the assurance of her love, her pas sionate Italian nature asserted itself, and as her lover clasped his arms around her, with a burst of tears, and an inarticulate expression of tender ness, she laid her head against his heart, and then, and not till then, did Percy feel sure of the prize he had coveted so earnestly. But Ailia was not suffered to live long in her dream of bliss. The proud lady who had constituted herself her patroness took matters into her own hands. What she said Ailia knew not AH unheeded, the storm of anger passed over her head, until a sentence, bitterly expressed and scornfully spok en, arrested her attention. "Like a thief you stole into my house wound your toils around my boy; he sees it. too. since I have open ed his eyes. He himself sent me here to demand his release from this foolish engagement." With bateil breath Ailia waited un til she had finished, ami then, rising, she drew her superb form to its full height, and met the angry light of the cold English blue eye- with the Italian dusk of her own. "Your son wi-hes to be released from his troth? Is what you have just said true?" "Most certainly. I am sure you need not be surprised, Miss Paulo, when you think of the great disparity there is between vour stations in so ciety." It was over. Ailia had given back the ring, the symbol of their attach meat, to Mrs. Montrose. Alone in her room she battled with her heart with its intense longing to see Percy once more, and hear from his own lips that what his mother had said was uutrue. But to her spirit falsehood was un suspected as it was unknown, and she felt that she must never look upon his face again. For a long time it was a source ol wonder as to where the talented, beau tiful young music-teacher had vanish ed, so suddenly had she gone. A few years passed. Mrs. Montrose and her son and daughter were travel ing abroad. Anxiety for Percy had engraved deep wrinkles upon hi? mother's once smooth brow. He was not the merry impulsive Percy of old: his face was grave and pale, and his friends, as they passed him, shook their heads. Long ago, Mrs. Montrose had re pented of what she hail done of the cruel falsehood which had wrecked her sou's happiness, aud driven the orphan-girl away from her home. But uo trace of Ailia had she ever found, and she feared to disclose her treachery to the sou she idolized. While in Koine, cants came to theit hotel, inviting them to a grand fete, which was to celebrate the birthday of the heiress of a noble family. All there was in that ancient city ol rank and loveliness were gathered to gether iu.Signora's Lisbon's salon, and at the end of the long room the host ess and her daughter awaited their guests. The younger lady was turned slight ly away from an approaching group, among which Mrs. Montrose, dignified and stately as ever iu her black velvet ami diamonds, leaned upon her son's arm. 'Mark, Percy." she murujurcd, "the grace which high birth gives to its children." The presentation began. An usher announced: "Mrs. Montrose Mr. Petvy Mont rose." The young lady turned, and there, in that regally beautiful face, Percy recognized his lost Ailia. A day after, with a heavy heart, Mrs. Montrose bent over the bed where her son and heir raved in de lirium. The blow she had long dread ed had fallen: he was dangerously ill. It was some time before the physi cian gave any hope, and then he said seriously: "Your son may recover, madame, if he docs not have a relapse; but f can see that his mind is troubled; it is not bodilv weakness alone which ails him." In her room the haughty woman fell upon her knees and prayed for her son's life. Before the stern mcsscngci who strips off all disguises, her pride melted, and she rose with a resolution to confess" all to her son. With as much calm as he could con trol Percy listened, then he turned his face away. He said no reproachful words, but the look which flashed into the gloom of his once o merry eyes warned his mother that if she could not undo the wrong she herself had done, hence forth her son would be estranged from her forever. Mrs. Montrose sought and found Ailia in her adopted mother's home. Then, in trembling tones, she pleaded with the girl she had once scorned for forgiveness for herself and hope for her son. Ailia heard her to the end. "Mrs. Montrose," she said, "when you drove me by your cruel words out into the cold world, I confess that a feeling nearly akin to hate filled my breast What might have become of me I know not, had not God brought me a kind friend one who had known my grandfather in his native land. She took me, crushed and wounded as I was, to her heart, and at last I con quered my grief and was happy. I do not hate you now." "But Percy im poor boy what message shall 1 take to him?" 'Of him I do not care to speak," coldly replied Ailia. "But, Ailia. listen. I have not told you all. When I took back to Percy the ring, I made him think that you 3'oursclf had broken the engage ment; tliat you had been mistaken, and the feeling vou had for him was not love." "You told him that? He believed that 1 did not love, him! Then that it was why he let me go as I thought so willingly, and never sought me!" A vivid red glowed through the clear pallor of Ailia's face, and her glorious eyes lit up with- a radiant light. "Take me to him," she said. "I will give him my own message.'' "Will she come, mother?" The room was only faintly lighted; tiie attendants moved noiselessly, for though he realized it not himself, Per cy seemed very near the invisible line which lies between thi world aud the shadow-land beyond. There was uo reply. He looked up. In the place of the stately groy-haired lady he expected to see, a beautiful dark face bent uvvr his couch. Soft lips met his. "Do Ailia. Mrs. not speak, darling. It is I, I know all." Montrose i a wiser woman. She realizes the truth of the saying, "True love cannot be bound bv chains." Percy and Ailia are married, and through her wealth and high station Ailia is enabled to help the votaries of the divine art she loves so well, and who, like herself once, are poor and needy. ' Iu its silver-clasped, velvet-lined case is a violin. Little fingers are sometimes allowed to gentlv touch the strings, and babv eyes which resist nurse's blandish ments to their utmost ne'er close so quickly as when mamma lays her soft cheek on its polished surface, and weaves, delicious melodies for little Percy's especial benefit Mental Hash. Cato once said: "I cannot live with a man whose palate has quicker sensa tions than his heart." Well, I know a good many women who have such even for husbands if their own words are true. I have heanl them say: "When I want a special favor from Mr. Blank I always get him up a good din ner before preferring my request" A good dinner docs exert a benign influ ence over many of the best of men, but I always feel rather sorry for the wives who have to appeal to a man's stomach before his heart can be reached. I feel sorry too for the husbands whose wires give them their sweetest words and smiles in exchange for bonnets or gloves or dresses or anything else cal culated to gratify feminine vanity. Sincere affection docs not depend upon good dinner or fashionable apparel for its existence. Heaven help the household having no better foundation than this for its family affection. Now about this matter of dress. I hate a dandy or a fop, but if ever there was a man who liked well laundried linen, neat ties, gloves and good Clothes generally, that man is Mr. Zenas Dane, and nothing affords one greater satisfaction than to see Mrs. Dane arrayed in a haudsome black silk with bonnet, gloves, ribbons and wraps of corresponding beauty and elegance. A man who don't like to' see his wife well dressed has no business to marry, and the man who is miserable unless he and his wife can keep up with the fashions has less business to marry. Mrs. Dane's best black silk has been turned twice now and its day of beauty and elegance is past I haven't had a new overcoat for five winters and on two occasions I have had to substitute ready-made, "store clothes" for the neat tailor-made suits I like so well. This sad condition of the family ward robe results from a fixed resolve we have made to always dress within means and not to wear clothes for which we cannot pay. Here, too, we started out in our journey of life to gether fully resolved to have a house of our own as soon as we could. We have had babies and doctors' bills and all that, but we haven't gone in debt and we've worn our old "duds" very cheerfully and bravely, and we are a very happy pairof young people. This insane desire to out-do all their friends in the matter of dress has been the ruination of many a young couple. An inordinate love of dress makes sad havoc with a poor man's purse and his happiness too. I have had to lay down my pen and hold the baby while Mrs. Dane got the youngster's bottle ready for him. These bottle-babies are considerable of a nuisance sometimes, but any baby, if it be sound mentally and physically, is a God given blessing to its parents. They should accept it as a Heaven sent gift and trust and do a noble work for the Lord and for mankind in general by rearing the child to a good aud use ful and Christian manhood or woman hood. I am not above helping my wife take care of our babies. I do all the getting up at night myself. Most men ought to take this pleasing little duty upon themselves, they are better able to do it than nine out of ten wives. I know a man who boasts that he never got up a night in his life for one of his six children. His wife, a pale, worn-out little slip of a creature looks as though she hadn't had a whole night's rest since the first child as born I doubt if she has. This man says he goes off aud sleeps in a room by himself when the "young ones" are troublesome. Women with similar husbands have my sympathy. It wBuld, I think, add in no small degree to the "higher life" of every household if the doors were securely barred against all forms of gossip and gossipcrs. The neighborhood gossip is a dangerous person, underneath her sweetest words is that under current of malice and venom and falsehood that makes her a woman-' to be dreaded. Her influence over children and young people is often more, harmful than most people suppose. Gossip is bad food for children; I sometimes think that there should be legislation against these mischief makers. I don't dread -the long winter even ings iu the least, the depressing influ ence of their darkness and coldness nover enters into our house. No sea son of the year gives one such oppor tunities for mental improvement and .happiness at home. I think, however, that many families live too much to themselves in the winter time. They do not go to any place and no one is asked to come and see them. Go out and spend an evening occasionally with some of your neighbors, and let it be known that your latch string is always hanging out for them; invite a dozen or more of them in some even ing and have a "sociable sort of a time." Some simple refreshment will cost little time or money. Little in formal gatherings like these do much toward creating good feeling and har mony in a neighborhood; and both our babies are crying now, 1 must at tend to one of them myself. Zenas Dane, in Good Housekeeping. e - LITTLE PA3TPY. Soathera Story of I4fc ia the Yicksharg Trrnrhes. Little Dandy" the 1oys called him. He joined our company in Vicksburg just before the siege, and none of us felt enough interest in him to make any inquiries. Hit extreme youth (he wu about 16) would have excite, our sym pathy under other circumstances, "but the war-worn veterans in the trenches had no use for the curled darlings of the parlor, and Little Dandy's appear ance was against him. The lad wore the gray uniform of a private, but it was of the very finest material finer than anything worn by our Generals. Hi9 buttons had an unsoldierly glitter. He sported white handkerchiefs, carried a pocket-mirror, and every morning he combed and curled his golden locks un til they looked like a girl's tresses. "Hello, Little Dandy!" yelled the sol diers, whenever the young fellow pass ed them. To this rough salutation he always responded with a bow and a smile, but his soft ways did not win favor. When we met in town we pass ed him by without notice, and in camp we let him alone. Little Dandy was proud after a fashion too proud to no tice the slights heaped upon him. He went through the routine duties with out complaint, but nothing could induce him to abandon his pocket mirror and his fancy toilets. The siege was well under way and we were no better acquainted with Lit tle Dandy than at first. He shared our meals of moldy corn bread and mule meat without a murmur, and it must tie admitted that this raised him some what in our estimation. But we still had to learn what a true heart beat be hind those glittering buttons. An an gle of the enemy's works was danger ously close to our iutrenchments and we had to keep our heads well shelter ed. When we raised a hat on the muz zle of a musket it was invariably rid dled with bullets. One morning we lound our men being picked ofl by an unseen sharpshooter at the rate of five or six an hour. This astonished us, be cause we were all keeping under cover, and the men who were killed all occu pied well protected positions. Where was the sharpshooter? Thi? was the question uppermost in every mind. We were not long in satisfying ourselves on this point. Just outside of the angle of the Federal works stood a giant oak, whose leafy top afforded an admirable covert for an active rifle man. A vigilant scrutiny convinced us that the man who was doing such deadly work-in our ranks was conceal ed in this tree. To reach it he must have made his way there during the night, and ha would have to remain there all day. But we could not stand it even one day. His aim was so un erring that. every time his rifle cracked a Confederate bit the dust. We tried a rattling discharge of musketry, but a moment later the report of the riflf rang out, and another of our comrade. fell. It was evident that, from our position, it was almost impossible to hit the Fed eral rifleman. If we succeeded in bringing him down it would be by some lucky random shot. Poisibly a man outside the works would lie able tr draw a bead" ou our warv foeman, but he would be under the guns of the ene my and there would be a thousand chances against him. I'll kill him or die!" cYied a hril voice. -Good God! it's Little Dandy!" shout ed a dozen men. At the risk of our lives we peeped over our breastworks. Little Daudv had already made his wa' to the opet space between the works and was edg ing around on the right of the tree. The Federals saw what he was up tc m1 ti-Ml n l.rtuili.tu Wli.n flu ;mflr cleared away and they saw the boy with a flushed face and streaming hair aiming his guu at the top of the old oak there was a tremendous cheer. It roll ed along both lines the hoarse Federal shout mingling with the wild "Rebel yell." Bang! A man in blue came tumb ling and crashing through the branches of the tree and struck the earth with a dull thud. It was the sharpshooter. Another cheer rent the air, but this time it was from the Confederates alone. A sheet of flame blazed along the Fed eral works, but when the smoke lifted we saw Little Dandy coming full tilt in our direction with a smile on his face. "Three cheers for Little Dandy!" leaped from hundreds of throats as the boy vaulted over the breastworks, and we rushed down upon him to hug him, in our frenzy of admiration and joy. But Little Dandy sunk down upon a heap of loose dirt, aud then we saw the crimson stains upon his breast. "I kept mv promise," he panted. And then, as our Colonel took his hand, the little chap looked up into his face and said: "I'm afraid I've made a poor soldier. Sometimes I've bothered you I know. Please remember that I was not very strong, and and I did the best that I could." His head fell over. Poor Little Dan dy was dead! Atlanta Constitution. m m MISSING LINKS. Sage Hen is the name of a town re cently founded in Oregon. Baker County, Oregon, is larger than any New England state. President Washington made a point of dining on codfish every Sat unlay. It is estimated that over oOO.OOO al ligators are killed annually lor their skins. New railroads to the length of 7,000 miles were built in the United States during the past year. London is full of unknown Ameri cans seeking to float bogus land and other wildcat companies. Mines can now lie lighted by elec tricity at one half the cost of lighting them by oil and candles. A Fargo minister has a son who was born Jury 4, 1885, and a daughter who was born Christmas Day, 1886. The water-works now being erected in Helena, Montana, will cost the tax payers $500,000 before finished. The cost of postage stamps to the government, covering everything, in cluding delivery, is $6 99 per thousand. Oranges were raised this season at Sage hill, Cal., where the elevation is at least three thousand feet above the sea. It is reported that last year more than 100,000 emigrants went to the Argentine Republic, most of them from Italy. Japanese orange trees are being in troduced into California. They will give a new and excellent vanetv of fruit. Oscar Wilde has grown quite obese, and some of his friends fear that he is suffering from fatty degeneration of the intellect Brain is the name of a new Kentucky editor. He can scarcely be said, how ever, to fill the long felt want, as he can only edit one paper. John Gomez, a Portuguese, has lived over fifty years among the 10,000 islands off the coast of Florida. He is one hundred and one years old. A London tailor has invented a dress coat and waistcoat combined, by which means the coat is kept in place much better than when separate. It is estimated that at least 25,000, 000 false teeth are manufactured an nually. Of this amount Londo. alone manufactures 10.000,000. The name of a Connecticut Salvation ist is "Little Johnny Bull, the devil killer, man-slayer, devil-hater, and son of a king, fivshfrom the old country." An oyster growing out of the mouth of a small ink bottle was a curious for mation caught on the Virginia coast The oyster had grown to twice the size of the ink bottle. Large numbers of persimmon logs are being shipjieit to the north from Norfolk, Va.. to be manufactured injo shoe lasts, for which they are said to be particularly adapted. During the past year twenty-five thousand articles have accumulated in the dead-letter ollice. The sale includ ed all sorts of necessaries and luxuries, from Easter eggs to seersucker suits. The late Truman M. Post of St. Louis, the pioneer of Congregational ism in the West, learned Latin from a grammar fastened to the handle of his plow when a farm-boy iu Vermont On one street iu Bluehill, Me., less than half a mile long, live fifteen wid ows. There is only one house on the street in which there is not a widow, aud that is occupied by two maiden ladies. The slaughter of lobsters at PriiiCe Edward island is something astounding. There were exported the past season 91.000 cases, mostlv to Europe, whieh involved the killing of 85,000,000 lob sters. A Brooklyn house-owner has recent ly been compelled by a Brooklyn court to pay $1,500 damages to a woman who broke one of her legs in falling down a flight of stairs in a house own ed by him. A lawyer's clerical error in the trans fer of a certain piece of property in Kansas City, which in 1844 was sold for $850, has led to a lawsuit over the possession of the land, which is now valued at $200,000. One of the banks at Atlanta, Ga., which loaned nearly a million dollars last year lost only about $600 of that amount, a strong proof that the people in that section of the country are pret ty good debt-payers. An eastern zoologist recently paid $500 for four crowned pigeons. They are of a delicate steel-blue color, are almost as large as turkeys, and the crest is composed of a row of feathers standing upright. The Plonk family, in Lincolnton, N. C, is long-lived. Joseph is now ninety eight years old : his sister, Mrs.Tet.lt row, is one hundred years, and Mrs. Weaver, another sister, is one hundred and two years of age. The Duke of Devonshire, the Duke of Westminster and the Duke of Bed ford have incomes ranging from $1, 500,000 to $2,500,000 a year. No one thinks of trying to estimate their pos sessions in any other way. A huge iron reservoir is being built at a remote spot in the outer harbor of Amsterdam for the storage of petrole um. It will be uearlv thirtv-thrce feet in diameter aiI of the same depth, and is calculated to hold 1,740,000 gallons. A man in Lancaster count-, Pennsyl vania, tired from his wagon into a Hock of birds while driving home one after noon recently, and ever since his horse has been deaf from the effects of the shock given him by the report of the gun. A new style of paving-block, for whieh is claimed some special advan tages, is composed of a hollow iron shell filled with any desired concrete, the shell being arched underneath, and for street paving are some fonr inches wide aud from ten to twelve long. General Roger A. Pryor went to New York soon after the Avar without a dol lar, and with no introduction save his reputation as a soldier in the lost cause. He acquired almost immediately a good practice, which has steadily grown, un til it now brings him $20,00o a year. An "impressionist" sent iu a "suu set" picture to the Royal academy. He carefully marked on the back of the frame which was the right side up; but he added iu a polite note: "Should my work be placed upon your walls up side down, please catalogue it as a sun rise. Some idea of the wonderful progress now being made in microscopical science may be formed by the fact, as stated by the president of the British Association latelv, that results are now attained in this line which mathematic ians live vears ago declared to be im possible. There is a family in Polk County, Georgia, whose children possess names that are, to say the least, rather origi nal. They answer to the followiug cognomens: Mollie Necklane, Qnincy Aun, Sis Tommie, Happy Josie, Nestor Chestor, and I Wonder. It is said that the happy mother takes pride in call ing each child by its full name. Mrs. Whitney's brother is a quinto milliouaire, but is not at all spoiled by it, people say. He is in his fiftieth year, has pleasant manners, aud the one thing iu life he is inordinately vain of is not his money, not his success, not his $1,000,000 house, not his palace car and his pictures, but his sister, the wife of the Secretary of the Navy. t. Her Fad Was Attending Funerals. A remarkable woman of 70 was Mrs. Margaret Ashton, of Montrose, N. Y., says too Waterbury American. Her fad was attending funerals, and she had been to six hundred in her life, having been present at the burial of every per son but three that died in that part of her own and adjoining counties during the past forty years. She appropriately dropped dead the other day as the body of a neighbor was being lowered into the crave. Besides beintr present at so many local funerals, she had been among the spectators at the obsequies of all the noted people of this country who have died in the past half century, including Daniel Webster, Abraham Lincoln, Horace Greeley. Gen. Grant, President Garfield, and Stephen A. Douglas. She was prevented from be ing present at President Arthur's fun eral by the death of a relative, who was buried on the same day. Superstitious people may attribute " her unpleasant taking ott and its cause to the fact that she bad thirteen children, of whom one survives her. a The monument to John B. Gough in Hope cemetery, Worcester. Mass., has been placed in position on the family lot It is a piaiu but tastolul and sub stantial sarcophagus of granite. It is about 4 feet in height, on a base about 6 3-4 x 3 1-4 feet and surmounted by a cap about 5 3-4 x 2 1-2 feet. On the middle of the frout of the base is the uamo Gough" in large lettors. The endeavor to keep the hats of the women out of the theater during the acts appears, on the whole, to be quite as promising as llm endeavor to keep the hats of the. men in the theater be tween the acts. Proi'ulrnre Journal. A Kansas City "man has a lemon that weighs six pmiiuli .twelve aud one fourth ouuee. Suuday-:ehooU desiring to use photographs of the weed to stir into water for picnic purposes are now being supplied Tid-Bits. A Novel Way or Identifying Prison ens. There is a law in San Francisco, aimed especially at the Chinese, requir ing that sleeping apartments shall con tain 500 cubic feet of pure air to each occupant Recently, two San Francis co police officers made raids on two lodging-houses in the Chinese quarter, and arrested forty-seven violators of the law. As a matter of precaution, so that he might be able to identify the prisoners when they came into court, one of the officers marked each with a small sign written with an aniline pen cil. When the defendants were brought before the Judge they were represent ed by counsel, who declared that, as a separate complaint had been tiled against each party accused, each would have to be tried separately. The first one called up was found guilty, he hav ing been identified by the small mark on his neck. in the language of the day, the other defendants "got on the mark business." and iu a few minutes forty-six Chinamen were each observed wetting the tip of the right index fin ger with saliva and rubbing the spot where the mark had been. Two more of the defendants were called for trial, but each had to be discharged, as the officer was unable to find the identifica tion mark. The cases of the others were postponed. The best way to keep good acts in memory is to refresh them with new- ones. Danger Ahead!. There is danger ahead for you if yon neglect the warnings which nature is giving you of the approach of tho fell- destroyer consumption. Night-sweat s, spitting of blood, loss of appetite- these symptoms have a terrible meaning. Yon can be cured if you do not wait until it is too late. Dr. Pierce's "Golden Med ical Discover-," the greatest blood purifier known, will restore your lost health. As a nutritive, it is far superior to cod liver oil. All druggists. Anxiety is easier to bear than sorrow. A Gift for All. In order to give all a chance to test it, and thus be convinced of its wonderful curative powers, Dr. King's New Discovery for Con sumption, Coughs and Colde, will be for a limited time, given away. This offer is not only liberal, but shows unbounded faith in the merits of this great remedy. All who suffer from Conghs, Colds, Consumption, Asthma, Bronchitis, or any affection of the Throat, Chest or Lungs, are especially requested to call at Dowty & Heitkemper's drag store, and get a tzial bottle free, large bottles $1. Talent is sometimes hid in napkins, audacity never. Seame Fooli!a People Allow a cough to run until it gets beyond the reach of medicine. They often say, Ob, it will wear away, but in most cases it wears them away. Could they be in duced to try the successful medicine culled Kemp's Balsam, which we sell on a positive guarantee to cure, they would immediately see the excellent effect after taking the first dose. Price 50c and $1.00. Trial tieefree. Dr. A. Helntz. Good brains are often kept in a poor looking vessel. From the earliest historical times down to the present, there has been nothing discovered for bowel complaint equal to Chamlierlain'ti Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoaa Remedy. There is no remedy as near perfect, or one that is as strongly endorsed by all persons who have had occasion to use it. Sold by Dowty & Becher. An insect has feeling and an atom a shadow. Itch, Prairie Mange, and Scratches of every kind cured in 30 minutes by Woolford's Sanitary Lotion. Use no other. This never fails. Sold by 0. B. Stillman, druggist Columbus. The most brilliant roses bloom among the sharpest thorns. Do Yon Know that Beggs' Cherry Cough Syrup will relieve that cough almost instantly and moke expiration easy? Acts simulta neously on the bowels, kidney and liver, thereby relieving the lungs of the sore ness and pain and also stopping that tickling sensation in the throat by removing the cause. One trial of it will convince any one that it has no equal on earth for coughs and colds. Dr. A Heintz has secured the sale of it and will gun ran tee every bottle to give satisfaction. 3feb23 The time to bury a hatchet is before blood is found on it. "I Would that I Were Dead," cries many a wretched housewife today, as, weary and disheartened, she forces herself to perform her daily task. "It don't eoem as if I could get through the day. This dreadful back-ache, these frightful dragging-down sensations will kill me! Is- there no relief?" Yes, madam, there is, Dr. Pierce's "Favorite Prescription" is an unfailing remedy for the complaints to which yonr sex is liable. It will restore yon to health again. Try it. All druggists. No man is born into the world whose work is not born with him. Purify Your Blood. If your tongue is coated. If your skin is yellow and dry. If you have boils. If you have fever. If you are thin or nervous. If you are bilious. If you are constipated. If your bones ache. If your head aches. If you have no appetite. If you have no ambition, one bottle of Beggs' Blood Purifier and Blood Maker will relieve any and .all of the above complaints. Sold and war ranted by Dr. A. Heintz. Mistakes are often bonght at a price and sold at a email one. big Fifty cents is a small doctor bill, but that is all it will cost yon to en re any ordinary case of rheumatism if yon takeonr advice and use Chamberlain's Pain Balm. Everybody tbat tries it once, continues to use it whenever they are in need of a remedy for sprains, painful swellings, lame back, or sore throat. It is highly recommended by all who have tried it. Sold by Dowty & Becher. Leisure is a very pleasant garment, but a bad one for constant wear. IMtai a. lei Claa. As well as the handsomest, and others are invited to call on Dr. A. Helntz aad get free a trial bottle of Kemp's Balsam for the Throat and Lungs, a remedy that is selling entirely upo its merits and is guaranteed to cure and relieve all Chronic and Acute Coughs, Asthma, Bronchitis and Consumption. Price 50 cents and 1. Dec22-8U The statement often made in priut that "rest makes rust" is the veriest rot. Reaewi Her Vesstb. Mrs. Phoebe Chesley, Peterson, Clay Co., (owa, tells the following remarkable story, the truth ot which is vouched for by the residents of the town : "I am 73 years old, had been troubled with kidney complaint and lameness for many years ; could not dress myself without help. Now I am free from all pain and soreness and am able to do my own house work. 1 owe my thanks to Electric Bitters for having renewed my youth, and recovered completely all disease 'and pain." Try a bottle, only 50 cents, at Dowty & Heitkemper's. It is often better to go a good ways round than to take a short cut across lots. Salt Rheum or rYzemu. Old sores and ulcers, Seahlhead and ringworm, Pain in the back and spine, Swelling of tho knee joints. Sprains and bruises. Neuralgia and toothache, Tender feet caused by bunions, corns and chilblains, we warrant Bcggs Trop ioal Oil to relieve any and all of the nliove. Dr. A. Heintz. If it were not for emergencies, little progress would bo made in world. but tho BackleoN Arnicas NalTe. The IJ:-st Salve in th world for Cuts, Brutees, Sores, Ulcer, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, Tetter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains, Conn, aud all Skin Eruptions, and positively cures Piles, or no pay required. It ia guar anteed to'ive perfect satisfaction, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per 1h. For sale by Dowty & Becher. limajsxMy TIE LARGEST 110 FIIEST STOCK west of Omaha, at GREISEN BROS. The best manufactories of the country represented. Not to be undersold by anybody. Come and see prices at GREISEN BROS. This Is tho most PRAGTIOAI HIGH-CUT SHOE ever Invented. ltia very GENTEEI. aud DRESSTaad elves the same protection S3 a boot or over-palter. It la convenient to p at ou aud the top can b- adjusted to fit 78aUo by eltnply moving the ImUooa. For sale by GREISEN BROS. I'Uti Oet. 'eti-tf PUBLISHERS' NOTICE. An Offer Worthy Attention from Every Render of the Journal. YOCn CHOICE OF FOUR OOOD PAPFJIS, FKEK. SUNSHINE: Kor youth: al for tluw. of nil jiki whose hearts are not withered, ia u hanil bome, lur useful nnil inowt iutereatinK pair; it i iulliMhed monthly by K. t. Allen &. Co., AuRnHta, Maine, at M ceutnajear; it in hand somely illuhtmtwl. DAUGHTEUS OF AMERICA. Lives full of nm-fulnens an worthy of reward and imitation. "The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world." through jts gentle. Kidding influence. Emphat ically a woman' jmXT in nil branches of her work and exalted Mutton in the world. "Eter nal fitness" is the foundation from which to build. Handsomely illustrated. Published IVM.I. monthly by True c Co., Augusta, 3Iaine, at .0 cents per year. THE PRACTICAL HOUSEKEEPER AND LADIES' FIRESIDE COMPANION. This practical, sensible Iapcr will prove a boon to all housekeepers and ladies wiio read it. It has a boundless field of usefulness, and its ability ap pears equal to the occasion. It is strong and sound in all its varied departments. Handsome ly illustrated. Published monthly by H. Hallett & Co.. Portland, Maine, at 50 cents per year. FARM AND HOUSEKEEPER. Good Farm ing, Good Housekeeping, Good (Jheer. This handsomely illustrated paper is devoted to the two most important and noble industries of the world farming in all its branches housekeep ing in every department. It is ablo and up to the progresstvo times; it will ! found practical and of great general usefulness. Published monthly by George Stiuson & Co., Portland, Maine, at o0 cents per year. 3SWe will send free for on year, whichever of the above named iwpere may ! chosen, to any one who pays for the JomtNAL for one ear in advance. This applies to our sudscribers and all who may wish to become subscribers. tJTWe will send free for one year, whichever of the above papers may be chosen, to any sub scriber for tho Jocknat. whose subscription may not bo jwiid up, who shall pay up to date, or b yond date: provided, however, that snch payment shall not be less than one jear. a""To anyone who hands us jtayment on ac count, for this rarer, for three jcars. we shall send free for one jear, all of the above described paiers; or will send one of them four years, or two for two years, as may be preferred. J3PThe above described papers which we offer free with ours, are among the best and most successful puljliHhed. Vt'e specially recommend them to our sub-crilrs, and beliuve all will find them of real usefulness and great interest. ltf M. K. Tcunkr A. Go. Columbup. Neb. Publiscers. BEAUTIFULLY ILLUSTRATED. This Magazine portrays Ameri can taeaicfct and life from aceaa to ocean, is Hied with pare hich-elaas literature, aad can he safely wel comed ia any family circle. HIE 2Bc. HmTlil IT MAK. Samplt Copy of eurrwt iiumbtr maJltd upon i ctlpt of 26 eti.: back numbtn, IB ctt. Premlara LM with either. Address: E. T. SUSS SOH, Fcfclishtrs, 130 &. 132 Pearl St., IV. Y. Tke mtoaaelieat TWCW0RDH Vat Congrtsa'F'BrM 0BBJ"sj jr BBm ''l;.-sT spj"8"Sfl'V aUfM f BBH,''sk fH kv ru.j-B.Kih.usa Sjiaei!3e I Ml BEAST! Mixican Mustang Liniment Sciatiea, Lumbago, Kheamatissa, Barns, Sealds, Stiags, BitM, Bruises, Bunions, Corns, Seraklua, Ceatracttd Ipraisa. Mowlss, Straias, rmptiaa, Stitchts, KoefAil, StiffJoiatt, Seiew Backache, Woras, Galls, Swimaey, Sores, Saddle Gall Sparta File. Cracks. THIS GOOD OLD STAND-BY accomplishes for ererjbodr exacUy whet U clalnioJ for It. One of the reuoas for the great popularity of the MmUng; Liniment la found la tta wnlTereeJ appllcabtlltr. ETerybodjr needs such a medicine. The Laabertaaa needs It In case of accident. The Heaeewlfe needs It for guneralfamlly ute. The Caaaler needs It for hla teams and hU men. The Mechanic seeds it always oa at work beach. The Miner need9tt In case of emergency. The l'leneerneed It can't get along without It. The Farmer need It In hU house, hi stable, and his stock yard. The Steamboat asaa or the Seaman aeede It In liberal supply afloat and ashore. The Herse-fancler needs It It Is hU bast friend and safest reliance. The Stock-grewer needs It It will ssts him thousands of dollars and a world of trouble. The Railroad man needs It and will need It so long as hie life Is a round of accidents and dangers. The Backweodemaa needs It. There Is noth ing like It as an antidote for the dangers toUf. limb and comfort which surround tho pioneer. The Merchant needs It about his store among his employees. Accidents wlU happen, and when these come the Mustang Liniment la wanted at one. Keep a Bottle la the Iloase. Tts the best of economy. Keee a Bottle la the Factory. Iu immediate use In case of accident sares pain and loss of wages. Kee a Bottle Alwayala the Stable far ee whoa wasted. FBEHONT NOBHAL SCHOOL ASP BUSINESS 00LLE6E. E"x3aa.carrt rfcTeTo. This institution prepare young people thoroughly for TMiching, for Business Lift,, for Admission to College, for Law or Medical Schools, for Public Speaking, in Instrumental and Yocnl Mnsic, in Drawing and Painting, and in Elocution, Short-hand and Type-writing. In the Normal Department, thorough in struction is given in all branches required for any certificate from Third Grado to State Pro fessional. The Business Course include Penm&nah: ip. Commercial Correspondence, Commercial Law and Book-keeping, with the best methods of keeping Farm, Factory, Banking &nd Mercantile accounts. (Five premiums were awarded to this department at the recent State Fair.) Expensed are very low. Tuition, Room Rent and Table Board are placed at cost, as nearly us possible. Spring term begins Apr il 35, 1S87. Summer term begins July 5, ls87. For particulars ad dress M. E. Jones. nov3-86tf Fremont, Ntb. LOUIS SCHREIBER, lit All kinds of Repairing done on Short Notice. Buggies, Wag ons, etc., made to order, and all work tinar ante'ed. Also sell the world-famous Walter A. Wood Mowers. Reapers, Combin ed Machines, Harvesters, and 8elf-binders the best made. Mhop opposite the "Tattersall ," o Olive St.. COLUMBUS, ttj-m I R ASKS SELECTED SHORE TnASrCS' lAUK THC OfttOMAL and ONLY OIMUIH! Tak no HONEY! to bo mad. Cut this out and return to n, and we will send you free, something of gnt value and imnortannt r nn that will start you in business which will brio' juu in uiure uiiiuicj. riKui away man anytning in the world. Anyone can do tho work and live at home. Kither sex; all ages. Something nw, that just coins money for all workers. w will start you; capital not needed. This ia one of th genuine, important chances of a lifetime. Thoa who are ambitious and enterprising will not de lay. Grand outfit free. Address. Tbue 4 Co.. Augusta. Maine. dec22-eSj wom cusses fnssi , . . . pared to fumiih all classes with employment at home, the whole of the time, or for their spare momenta. Busi ness new, light and profitable. Persons of either sex easily earn f rom SO cents to $5.00 per eveaisK and a proportional sum by devoting all their timn to the business. Boys and girls earn nearly as much as men. That all who see tfais may nd thoir address, and test the business, we make this offer. To such as are not well satisfied we will send one dollar to pay for the trouble of writing. Full particulars and outfit free. Ad drtM, Oaoass Hnssos 4 Co., Portland, Mala. decXS.'Wr f k 1 bssssssnlHABHBJBjAB aataTi aTaTaTi ?. as aw sa-tfaTr .ssssssssssssssssl Sav!5 P aV CJ-"s bsssssvKEbsssssI 3l!ljSSB&fc?ftS awliassssscJSsssssl sB-PJsssBB BlacKsmith and Waaoo Maker sM RuXramtteLsbbi 13 flSeapeat Easting on Earth AircouB oiocnt vox mi. V O. X ".v4-Jf