The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, April 13, 1887, Image 1
e. iya-!. u. i .'rvr- "mTr' &- 4-rt.-" " - to. .n j. - - W awocv jrhc rta- s. - g.w-o iamw Mttf jwrsrrf.'Vi s..- --. ttx. ajAwam m - - t " -- . . - r .i : .' . :.-v v Calumte i , i ItfuriwL ! . ;,Si ill -Wr vr.viu.i.r ,;j i T K -rf ;, . w V- VOL. XVH.-NO. 51. COLUMBUS, NEB., WEDNESDAY, APRIL 13, 1887. WHOLE NO. 883. - . - ? m WH li It' i . r- r V Rf COLUMBUS STATE BANK. COLUMBUS, NEB. Cash Cspita! $75,000. ' ' DlltKCl'OlW: LUA.NDKU UEKKAKI), i'r.Vt. GKO. V. liUL3i', Vice l'res't. JULIUS A. itKHD. It. H. HKNiil. J. 11 TASliEH, fishier. Rank or lfteposlt, IMmc UBI uad Eiclsaissre. Collection l'reptly Made oa ill FollttH. Pay latere! oa Time Dcmn ft. 274 COLUMBUS Savings Bank, LOAN & TRUST COMPANY. Capital Slock, 100,000. OITICKKS: A. ANDF.KSON, l'res't. O. W. SHELDON. Vice l'res't. O. T. KOKN, Treas. KOKKIIT UIILIU, Sec. J"'ill recehc time delimits, from $1.00 ami an) amount upwards, and will imy the cus tomary rate of interest. o JTW iirticularlj draw jour attention to our facilities fr making loans im real estate, at the lowest rate 4r iutent. o - ' Jd-City, Sol.ool ami County Honds.and in ditidual securities are Umght. 16june'S6y F'OIl THE - CAI.I. ON A.&M.TURNER Or i. IV. KIBLF.R, Traveling; Nalmama. SCThcse ornans are fiist-chu-s in eierj iar ticular, and w juiaranteed. SCHIFFROTH ft PLITH, UKAU'HS IX WIND MILLS, AND PUMPS. Buckeye Mower, combined, Self Binder, wire or twine. Plains Repaired oh short Hotice. JOne door west of lleiutz's Drug Store. 11th treet, Coluinbus, Neb. lVnot&A-tf HENRY GASS. COFFINS AND METALLIC CASES AND DKALKR IN Farnlture, Chairs, Bedsteads, Bu- reaue. Tablea, Safes. Lounges, 4Vc. Picture Framea and Mouldings. - - 3T Repairing of all kinds of Uphol stery Goodr. -tf COLUMBUS, NEBRASKA. PATENTS CAVEATS, TEASE SAfiKS AND COPYRICITS Obtained, and all other basinet in the U. 8. Patent Office attended to for MODERATE FEES., Our office is opposite the U. 8. Patent Office, and we can obtain Patents in less time than those remote from WASHINGTON. Send MODEL OK DRAWING. W advise as to patentability free of charge: and make NO CHARGE UNLESS WE OBTAIN PATENT. We refer here to the Postmaster, the Sapt. of Money Order Diw,nd to officials of the U.S. Patent Office. For circulars, advice, terms and .references to actual clients in your own State or county, write to Opposite Patent Ofice, Wasbiatf oaTDrc. --.t "" ' e u WESTERN GOfTASE ORGAN Tbe Tide Will Tmra. The skipper stood on tbe windy pier, "O. mate," be aall, "set every Mil; For lore la sweet if true and dear. But bitter is lore If love must fall' "No hurry, skipper, to put to sea; The wind is foul and tbe water low; But tbe iMe will turn if you wait a wee. And you'll get 'Yes' where you got 'No.' M Tbe skipper turned again with a smile. And ne found bis lore in a better mood: For she had bad time to tbmk tbe while: "I rtisll find ten worse for one as Rood." So tbu tiile bad turned and be got Tea." Tbe sails were filled and tbe wind was fair. Don't limit tbe pleasant words, I pray; They are for everyone everywhere. The tide will turn if you wait a wee. And good's not lost if but deferred; Supp.wing your plans bave gone a-gley, D '( flee away like a f righted bird. Sity that you've asked a favor in vain. To-morrow may be a bettor day. The tide of fortune will turn again. And you'll get "Yes" where you got "Hay." Tbe tide will turn if tbe tblng you mind la worth tbe wailing and worth tbe cost; If you saek and seek until you find. Then your labor will never be lost. For waiting is often working you see. And though tbe water may now be low Tbe tide win turn if you bide a wee. And you'll get "Yes" where you got "No." Harper's Weekly. BOBBERY AND ME. It's just a bit of a story, sir, that dou't sound much to strangers, but I'd like to tell you about it, if you bare time to listen, for they've all forgotten Bobbery down here, except mo; they're poor folks, you see, and things drift out of folks' heads when poverty drifts in. Bobbery? Yes, sir, that was his name leastways the name we gave him down here. As to a father or mother, we never had any, I think; never had any one in the wide world to belong to except our two selves Bobbery and me. I was the eldest two long years older thau him; but then I was blind, you see, so the two years didn't count for much, and Bobbery got ahead of me after the time when the long days of pain slipped into lone night, and God shut me out of the world not that I grumble, sir; I've given over that and Bobbery was always such a good lad to me that perhaps I didn't miss so much after all. I grew to fancy things and make be lieve I saw a great deal, particularly after Bobbery took to working at his trade shoe-black, sir; and sometimes, when I became accustomed to being always in the dark, I went out with Bobbery and held the money that he made. Well, not much, perhaps, but enough for us two. and the little room we had down at Kingston, over against the river; only Bobbery was an extravagant lad not in drink, sir; we were always a sober lot but in oranges. They were almost his ruin, sir those oranges. He used to come up-stairs sucking them softly, so that I might not hear, and thinking to deceive mo; but I somehow smelt oranges, and it always made me sharper to catch Bobbery whistling little tunes to himself on the way up, just to put me out He made a great deal of me, did Bob bery along of being blind, you see and so did the neighbors; but I was rare proud of him. You don't know what it is. sir, to sit alone in the dark all day, and then, on a sudden, to hear a fellow call out, "Here we are again! Come down and feel the sun set, and we'll count the coppers." It would make you love any one, sir, who had a voice like that, let alone a fellow like Bobbery. Perhaps you didn't happen to be in Kingston, sir, last spring, when the floods had risen and the land was un der water for miles around. Bobbery had to wade a little going down to his work, but ho rather liked it ho said; and he used to tuck up his trousers and call back to me and laugh as the water crept arouud his feet; and he said folks wouldn't want their boots blacked, he feared, for the water would soon take off the polish. I used to sit on the window-sill to feel the sun, and if I listened very bard I could hear tbe ripple-ripple of the shallow water at every step that Bob bery made, and it had a pleasant sound, and made a kind of company feeling; bat when he was out of hearing and it till kept rippling up against our walls the company feeiing went away and left me lonely, and sometimes I thought the water hateful, because it lay for so very long between me and Bobbery. Well, once 1 was sitting alone on the window-sill and the day was very quiet, so quiet that I did not hear the little rippling waves; and in tbe quiet I grew frightened at last, and stretched out my hands across the sill to feel my way down. I felt something that made me shiver and draw back out of the sun lightthat made my whole dark life Sow suddenly a beautiful and precious ing I felt the water rippling almost up to the level of the sill, and I was quite alone, and Bobbery would never know. I did not call out or go mad with fright, as I thought at first 1 might do; only I crept away in my everlasting darkness from the warm sunlight and sat down on the bed where Bobbery and I slept together, and put my hands over my ears to shut out the roar of the wa ters. How long I sat there I don't know, but I think it must have been for hours, for I felt the sunlight on my face and the waters rushing around me before I moved again. 1 was hungry, too, but when I tried to get down and reach the cupboard the water took me off my feet and 1 crept back to the bed and ou to the shelves of the dresser to be out of the way. I said my prayers two or three times, and I said some prayers for Bobbery, too, for 1 knew he would be sorry when he found me some day where I had died all alone, and in tbe dark. And then I tried to think how things looked from our windows, with the wa ter sweeping up to the very sill, and the red sunset lying on it and beyond the pretty town and the steeple in the clock; and I thought it was better for me to die than Bobbery, after all. for he could see, while I I had no pleas ures in my life. And yet I wanted to live; I wanted to hear Bobbery's voice again; I wanted the waters to go down and somebody to remember me at last for I was afraid. Well, sir, God answers our prayers ome'Jmes in a way that is terribly just It takes us a long time to find out that everything is very good. I think, but we come to learn it at last and learn, too, to leave our prayers as well as the answers to God. Somebody did remem ber me at last, and came back some body whose laughing voice across the waters was nearer every minute some body whose hands were on my shoul ders, whose eyes. I felt, were on my face somebody who had never forgot ten me Bobbery! 'Bobbery! Bobbery!" I cried, and I stretched out my arms to him. Bobbery said: "I came over in a. tab only think! such a lark! bat as I climbed it at the window oar tab drift ed away, and however we're to get over J can't tell." "You must think of something," I said. "Bobbery, it was a long day." "Why, of course it was." Bobbery an swered, "without me. Come along, the river's rising like fury." "li it very wide?" I asked. "O, not more'n a good stretch from here to the dry land, but deep, over six feet, I should say. and rising." "But the bed. Bobbery," 1 said, "and the other things." "Well, we must just leave them until it's all right again." "Will it ever be all right?" I asked. "Why, yes, of course, snid Bobbery. He was such a splendid chap, sir, was Bobbery, and so clever! He took the two chairs that were drifting about tbe room and tied them close together, and then we waded across to the window and stood upon the silL "I think it's jolly good fun," said Bobbery. "If you could only Bee how your boat's hobbling up and down in front here! Get in quick, or I can't hold her. Here! port her helm, or some thing! Are you all right?" "It's splendid," 1 said; "come along." But when Bobbery put his foot on the unsteady raft she went down on one side with a plunge. "Never mind," he aid; "you've just got to push yourself ashore with this pole as straight as you can go, and 1 will follow." I thought that was true or I never would have left Bobbery. I took the pole he gave me and went out on the restless waters that I felt were blood-red whoro the sotting sun had touched them. People on the opposite aide cheered, and cried, and called mo, and Bobbery be hind called out once or twice "Ship ahoy!" in ashriil voice that I knew and loved better than anything on earth, and once I heard him say faintly he seemed so far away "In port at last" At last! The people on shore ceased their shouts of excitement and encourage ment; the light had died utterly away. In an awful sileuce and an awful darkness I jumped to land and held out my hands. "Bobbery! Bobbery!" I cried, "I want to thank you." Did Bobbery hear, sir, do you think? Do people hear anything, do people un derstand anything after they have gone away? I only know that the awful silence was turning me to stone, that the awful darkness was rising like a stone wall between me and Bobbery and I was afraid. When I called no one answered, and I was glad. If his voice was silent any other voice would bave maddened me just then, and I wanted nothing more to tell me the truth. I learned through the silence on land and sea how God had answered my prayer. They told me afterward how the plank he was launching to help himself to the shore drifted away from his hand and was out of sight directly, how they would have saved him if they could. and how, when they began to shout to him directions, he made a sign for sil ence and stood straight upon the sill, with the sunset creeping all about him and the waters washing at his feet They wondered why he bad made no of fort to reach the shore with me they used to wonder for long after why he stood so sileut, with his eager eves and restless feet so strangely still, I knew, of course; but what right had any one else to come between me and Bobbery? It wouldn't have done any one any good to know what I knew that Bobbery wouldn't let me lose the faintest chance; thought my blind, helpless life quite as well worth saving as his own. I would have done the same for him, sir, any day for Bobbery and me were always fond of each other. The story's been longer than I thought, sir, but just the evening, and the floods again, and your wanting to know about the cross, brought it back to me like the same evening somehow An' it's company like to talk of the lad. And Bobbery? he just died, sir, and the folks thought such a deal of him that they collected a bit to set me up, and I took half of the money just to put up this little cross by the river side for we always divided the coppers, sir, and I haven't forgotten him not in these two years! That's all, sir just all about Bob bery. Harper's Bazar. MISSING LINKS. The farmers of Butte county, CaL, propose to plant olives extensively next spring. Dudes need not fear the decline of the standing collar. It is as universal as ever in "Lonuon." An Augusta. Ga., lawyer has defended forty-three men charged with murder and cleared forty-one. Advertisements for wives are inserted in western papers by miners at Red Gulch, Indian Territory. A young lady at Deseronto, Canada, attracts attention by promenading the streets with a cigarette between her teeth. George Francis Train gives his auto graph to everybody who asks for it, and predicts that it will sell for $10 in five years. Mrs. Hannah Euston has left to Charleston. S. C, the sum of $400,000 for the purpose of "making old age comfortable." A great religious revival is sweeping over northern New Brunswick, it is said to be unequaled in the histfry of the provinces. The public has paid for Appleton's "American Cyclopaedia" in its various editions, including annual supplements, nearly $15,000,000. Gifts at wedding anniversary recep tions are now understood to be discour aged by people "who do not have to live on their friends." Garabed S. Azhdarian, an Armenian, is making his way through Amherst college by selling Oriental embroideries, scarfs, etc., sent him from home. Two men of Philadelphia wet a load of slate so that it looked like coal and then sold it to an unsuspecting citizen, who thought he was luctkV in buying it for $4.50. Pierre A.orillard favors a legacy tax of ten per cent on all fortunes exceed ing $200,000. which, he says, would not oppress the heir, and could not be regretted by the dead. Statistic in the New York Herald show that deaths by alcoholism in this country have decreased during the past fifteen years from a ratio of 111 to 45 in each 1,000 from all causes. Jay Cooke, now 65 years old. is de scribed as still an active worker and man of affairs. He has an office in Philadelphia directly over the banking house he conducted during the war. Mrs. Campbell-Praed, at a recent reception in New York, seemed to an American man of letters as having just stepped out of one of Da Maurier's so ciety pictures in Punch, so patrician was her air. A glass as bard as any cast metal, and not more expensive than cast-iron, is stated to bave been produced by Mr. Siemens, of Dresden. Experiments are being made to determine whether it can be used for rails on railways. A quilt containing 3.162 pieces of calico has just been comuleted by Mrs. Mattie WOotcn. of Viola. Tenn. No two pieces in the quilt are alike, each one having been taken from different pieces of calico. It required several years to gather material for this work. King Humbert of Italy has been pre sented with an enormous wreath of bronze, surmounted by a golden star, in recognition of the bravery and hu manity displayed by him during the cholera epidemic in Ntiples. It was paid for by popular subscriptions limited to 1 cent each. It is more than doubtful whether the Boston Metaphysical club will be re vived. Mrs. Julia Ward Howe has too many calls upou her .attention and her' strength to direct its course, and there seems to be no other woman with suf ficient mental equipment and personal influence who is willing to take up the work. A festive bachelor, sixty years old, hairless and toothless, will have to pav $14,000 for trifling with the affections o'f a demure maiden of about forty-five living at Portland, Ore. He refused to come to the scratch, so she sued him for breach of promise and the jury awarded her tbe above amount A winsome centenarian, whose hand some face has but few wrinkles and whose intellectual faculties are still un dininied, is Mrs. J. Witherspoon Smith of New Orleans. Her husband was a grandson of John Witherspoon, a sign er of the Declaration of Independence, and one of her nephews was John C. Breckinridge of Kentucky. The celebrated shop called the Bon Marche, in Paris, has a "band" or or chestra composed of 250 of the men and women connected with the establish ment The other evening, writes a cor respondent they gave a concert in the huge halls of the store, and eminent artists like M. Faure. of the Grand opera, were anion 2 the singers. There were no less than seven thousand peo ple in tbe audience. Several mouths ago, in a mill at Tatro, Conn., a 14-year-old boy was caught in a shaft and whirled around several times. His right arm was torn from the Bocket with such force as to send it a distance of fifteen feet, bis left leg suffered a compound fracture and bone comminuted, his right knee was dislocated and fractured, and he was otherwise fearfully bruised, and yet he is alive and well. Queen Victoria has conferred the title of "Highness" upon the Batten burg baby, beeuuse, being the offspring of a morganatic marriage, he inherits neither rank nor precedence from bis mother, and is not born royal. The new "Highness'" is likely to do very well in life, as it is no secret that the Duke of Connaught and the Princess Beatrice are to bo the principal heirs of the queen's immense fortune. A Holyoke. Mass.. thread manufact urer has received from Leeds a large skein of black silk which has laid in a pond since tbe Mill river disaster, which wrecked his mill, with others, in 1874. This souvenir of the flood was found Sept 5, and although it has lain in the pond twelve years the silk retains its color, has a good gloss, and the thread is strong, which shows the almost iude struclibie nature of the material. Mine. Nevada and Mile. Van Zandt sang together recently at the English Roman Catholic church. Avenue Hoche, Paris, before a distinguished assem blage. Mmc Nevada had not sung in Paris before since her marriage. It was reported of her, as of Mile. Van Zandt that she had lost her voice. Neither report is true, as the voices of both sing ers are at present of greater compass and richer than ever. In Pulaski. Ga., during a recent term of court, John Stripling was tried for shooting a negro. When the jury went out Stripling, who was under bond, be came frightened lest he should be con victed, and so jumped on his horse and fled. The verdict was "not guilty." Some time after Stripling wrote a note to the sheriff, saying that if he was acquitted it was all right; if he was convicted it made no difference, for he had the start Several gentlemen of Maine have leased a big barn near Cape Elizabeth, where they propose wintering several hundred quail to be liberated in dif ferent sections of the state in the spring. The barn floor is covered with seed and gravel, in which the birds dust to keep free from vermin; trees are arranged around tbe walls and upper part of the barn to prevent the birds from killing themselves by flying against the boards, and an attendant is to feed and water the birds daily. A few days ago a citizen of Colum bia, Penn., gave as a wedding present to a young couple an $8 clock which he had purchased on the installment plan. Ho paid $6, and was slow about paying the other $2. So the agent, who knew where the clock was, scared the bride iuto giving it up, and then disappeared. The groom brought suit against the agent, but he could not be found, and the young man had to pay costs. He says when he marries his second wife he wants no presents on tbe installment plan. i A Lonesome Lake Vision. It would be idle to attempt any ac counting for the vision I saw two hours ago when I was sitting on the piazza of the cabin. The night had settled down, the darkness rolling in over the eastern hills and crowding the last of the twi light up over the ridge of Mount Kins man on the west The innumerable sounds of forest night-life had com menced. The moon, a little past the full had not yet risen. It was dark, but not dark, for the stars were aglow, but there were spots of intense darkness, one especially black close by me, where the path to the ice-house enters the pine forest There is always a temptation to look into the blackest place in the night time. Whether it be that danger comes out of the deepest concealment, or the natural curiosity of man which expeots to discover something where all seems impenetrable, every man. riding, walk ing, or sitting in what we call the dark, directs his eye frequently and ceriously into the places where there is no light No sudden vision presented itself, but that black avenue entering the pine forest was after a little fall of forms and faces, and out of it came a swelling murmur rising to a clear enunciation of voices. How long I looked and saw and heard I have no idea. Perhaps it was ten seconds, ten minutes. For the time the mental vision was a kaleido scope of all sorts of scenes and people. Scenes utterly dissimilar in their associa- tiona, people wiaeiy asunaer in an rea sonable memory. The dead form of an Egyptian soldier, lying in the cold moonlight of Luxor, bis facs set to the sky., the gold-crowned head of a girl I have not seen for forty years, a venera ble matron now, people I knew and people I never knew but had seen, voices in many lauguages, some that I could understand, some that I could not understand, all these were where? In my brain? In my mind? "Ob, it was all Imagination." is your simple explanation. If you will pardon the offensiveness, my friend. I will say your explanation is bosh. I admit that it was what you are pleased to call im agination my imagination two hours ago, not now, for I am trying to de scribe an actual occurrence and not an uncommon occurrence in my own and in your experience, for serious consider ation. But to say that the condition in which the mind shuts away the actual present, and the senses cease to report sounds or odors or feelings, and the mind thinks the senses are reporting to it sights and voices when those senses are in fact in a state of paralysis to say that this is imagination is no ex planation, any mora than the theory of evolution which omits origin, is an ex planation of material phenomena. There is a great deal too much of this kind of explanation in the superficial philosophies of our day; the substitu tion of a new puzzle for au old one, which triumphantly says "that explains it" at the very moment you uro won dering how a saue man can rest satis fied with an inconclusive aud wholly unsatisfactory, because not final, ex planation. What do you m?an by imagination? I imagined that 1 saw. did 1? 1 created the thoughts, created the supposed faces, created the sounds, did 1? No, 1 remember tliein. Every one of them was once a physical ralitv. And now that I recall the scene, which you call the imagination, of two hours ago I am remembering a memory. If, as tbe materialist theorizes, the origiual facts, seen with eyes, heard with ears, were recorded physically in the particles of a section of the brain, then two hours ago I took a score or a hundred or a thou sand of those records and rearranged them in a new record which I can now read, and there was no physical face to make the new record. Sew York Jour nal of Commerce. Saved by a Beetle. In the year 179:'. a young man of about 30 sought refuge in the neighbor hood of Bordeaux. Threatened with transportation by the Republican party, on account of his Royalist proclivities, he fled to the country, where he devoted himself with ardor to the pursuit of his favorite science entomology. One day. having ventured too near the town, he fell into the hands of a troop of fanatical "patriots," who seized him and conveyed him to prison. Six hours later he was sentenced to death, for he had publicly confessed who he was, and the following morning was fixed for his execution. While partaking of his last meal he carried on a lively conversation with his jailer, who, among other things, expatiated upon the character and the habits of the presiding judge, saying lthat the latter employed all his leisure time in roaming aooui- me country in search of beetles and butterflies. At this tho captive pricked up his ears, and. quick as thought, ho took a rare beetle out of a small collection which he had been allowed to keep, and while the jailer went on talking he pin ned it, with a pretence of secrecy, to the bottom ot a cork, which he after wards stuck in the mouth of a bottle of spirits. The jailer noticed the opera tion without saying anything, and, sus pecting danger, he took the bottle aud the beetle straight to the President of the court, ami reported tbe circum stances. No sooner had the latter es pied the rare beetle than he hastened to the prison cell, where soon afterwards. lost to all around them, the two ento mologists became absorbed in a pro longed conversation on scientific topics, after which they parted as tbe best friends. That beetle had saved the prisoner's life. He received from the President pecuniary assistance, letters of recommendation, and the best testi monials as to his Republican sentiments. The liberated man was none other than Latreille, the celebrated natural his torian. Alannigfultiges. How She Trapped Him, Here is a littlo story 1 heard t'other night at dinner, says the American Register. A geutleman who was going off to Russia on business desired his wife to place her picture in bis trunk. "You know, dear." said he, "I never travel without your photo, and Marc Gambler has rendered you to the very life." "You old humbug. I don't believe you ever look at it Yon only say this to please me for the moment, replied the better half, who had her suspicions. "That's uukind, dearest Before I go to sleop I always take a long, linger ing look at you. kiss it and then go of) into the land of dreams with you in my eye. as one may say." The little morocco case was placed in the trunk as usual. When the "hubby" returned and she unpacked his things she asked: "Did you look at my picture while you were away?" "Every night It was my supremeat comfort. ' "I don't believe yon." "Ah" with a well simulated sigh "that is unkind." Whereupon the wife opened tbe case and showed htm that she had taken the picture out before she had placed the case in the trunk just to "bowl him out" But he was in a degree equal to the occasion. He remarked: "I saw the picture had been tamper ed with, my own love, but I used to kiss the case because you had been there." Your Rights on the Road. A man named Myron T. Ely has done the public some servico iu compiling from court reports a manual of the rail ways passenger's legal rights. Why, when and where may a passenger be ejected from a train i frequently a per piexing question for conductors, and the exercise of the right is certainly hu miliating to passengers. For instance, it is one thing to pre vent a drunken or disorderly person or a "bad character" from boarding a train, and quite another to expel such a one after being lawfully on board. Bat having lawfully allowed a drunk en man to get on board, he cannot be expelled during the journey unless be misbehaves. Then, too, a company may refuse to allow a passenger to board a train with out a ticket but if he succeeds in get ting aboard he cannot be expelled for want of a ticket if be tenders tbe legal fare. But if you refuse to pay your fare and the train has been stopped for the pur pose of putting you off. a subsequent offer to pay does not give you a right to remain nor take from the conductor the right to exclude you from the car. Nor having been put off do'you gain a right to re-enter immediately on ten dering either the fare or a ticket You forfeit your right to continue on that train. Except that if the train stops at a regular station and before being ejected there tbe fare is offered, the conductor should receive it It is a familiar rule that in case it is lawful to expel a passeuger. it roust be done with as littlo violence aud force as possible, and iu a manner to as not to injuro him. lti soruo states a statuo provides that tho expulsion must be at a regular sta tion, or near some dwelling house. A violation of such a provision makes the company liable. You must exhibit or deliver up a ticket when properly requested. You cannot ride upon a bogus or improper ticket nor on one which has "expired." nor on a forget! or stolen ticket nor yet on one purchased with counterfeit tuonoy. An Illinois decision makes you liable to expulsion, without redress, if you. having no ticket, refuso to pay fare, even though tho fare asked bo more thau the price of a ticket- You may bo ejeeteti for violation of law, or for will ful breaches of any reasonable rules made by the company. You cauuot ride on a ticket purchased with counter feit money, if the company's ageuts are apprised of that fact. Where there is no such statute requir ing expulsions to be made at some reg ular stopping place or near a dwelling, tbe passenger may be put off at any convenient point, except! hat he cannot be expelled where or iu a way he will be knowingly exposed to Injury. The moral of all this to buy a clean ticker, providing you cau't get a pass, and then behave yourself. Train Talk Chicago Herald. A Dry River. An eminent French art collector once bought in Paris a landscapo by a noted "impressionist" which he showed, with much pride in his purchase, to an artist friend. "But I think," quoth be, "that the picture lacks animation; it wants per sonages. Now if you would paint for me a man or a woman on that road that runs through the middle of the landscape, it would greatly improve the picture. "That is easily done." said the artist So he carried off tbe painting, and sent it back in a week or two with the figure of an old peasant woman going to market with ber basket and her red umbrella introduced on the road in question to the great satisfaction of the picture's proprietor. Meeting shortly after with the "impressionist" who had painted it, the artist remarked: "I had the audacity to alter a landscape of ours belonging to Mr. X. the other day. painted an old peasant woman walk ing down the road." "Down the road? I remember no work of mine with a road in it. 1 should like to see the picture and judge of the effect of your alteration." So the artist carried him oft" to M. X's, and they speedily stood Ixforo the landscape. The "impressionist" turned perfectly green with wrath and horror. "Miserable man!" he shouted, "what have you done? That is not a road that runs through the center of my work; it is a river!" Our Youth. Young Mr. Logan's Fiancee. Clmuncey H. Andrews, of Youngs town, whose daughter is engaged to be married to John A. Logan, Jr., is a millionaire and an iron manufact urer of Youngstown, Ohio. Ho is a brother of Wallace C. Andrews, of this city, and comes here frequently, says a New York letter to tbe Philadelphia tress, having investments with him in the steamboat company, cable road and the manufacture of gas. Mr. Andrews is a heavy man, with a large face cover ed with bushy, reddish whiskers. His personal appearance is that of a rugged Scotchman. He is a man of great force and determination. Years ago Youngs town was at the mercy of a single rail road corporation, the Pennsylvania system being the only line which gave its iron manufacturers access to theworld. The policy of the Pennsylvania system became distasteful to Andrews and ho one day surprised the people of his section by seltiug men at work to build a road from Pittsburg to Youngstown, which afterwards became a part of tbe Baltimore and Ohio system, and so gave the city competition in freights. This line has since been extended to Cleveland across northern Ohio towards Chicago. As president of this road An drews owns a private car, which is the one that was used by Gen. Logan dur ing his tour ot the country in 1884. . Iiike a Bad Penny. There once lived in a neighboring town a well-to-do Irishman who kept a grocery-store. He varied his business by purchasing lint-coMfia. In packing and baling this cottonHa one occasion he made bold to include a grindstone. The bale was forwarded to Charleston, where it was sold and part of the pro ceeds used to purchase a hogshead ol sugar, it so happened the man from whom the sugar was ordered was the purchaser of tbe "mixed-packed" bale. Probing around with his cotton gimle he found the grindstone and at once proceeded to bury it in the hogshead of sugar. In due time it was returned to the grocer. Months afterward, while the grocer's son, who was also bis clerk, was scooping sugar out of the hogshead, he struck something hard. Uncovering it he found a grindstone and called his father's attention to it "Faith, 'its tbe same old rock!" the old man exclaimed. "Rimember, Moike, honesty's the bist policy." At' lanta Constitution. Until within a comparatively short lime, among the Indians of the Six Na tions of the reservation in AUegnuy aud Cattaraugus counties, New York, the habit has been to sew the body up in a blanket not forgetting to place inside a generous supply of meat for food, wam pum for ferriage over the Styx, and a how and arrow for use iu the happy hunting grounds. But when Billy Mc Bale, one of the favorite chiefs, died, with a view of doing bis memory es pecial honor, the bucks bought a cofliu and interred the remains in pale-face fashion. Since then the aboriginal method of disposing of the bodies of the dead has well-nigh become obsolete, and now the wealthier Indians buy caskets and employ undertakers. It is a mistnken notion that the Western New York Indians have ever placed the bodies of the dead on elevated plat forms, at least for many years past. The practice formerly was to scoop out a shallow grave and tumble the remains in, giving them a scanty covering of A Buck Who Kiifv tbe Law. "I was standing in an open space, when a big six-pronged buck walked leisurely toward me and looked me all over. He was not alarmed in the least and was as cool as a cucumber. I tell you. deer have sense. That buck knew that he was under protection of the law so far as a regular sportsman is con cerned, and he knew by instinct that I am a sportsman. He was true game, and a splendid specimen of his Kind. After he was satisfied with his examina tion of myself he straightened out his neck and took a long breath as if he were scenting some pleasant odor, and, being satisfied with the breeze, he struck out at a love-running lope toward a covert by the side of a stream, where he no doubt found some lady acquaint ance of his circle of society. "Weren't you tempted? "Well, no and besides that I had such condemurd small shot in my gun." Uruss Valley (Ca.) Tidings. -1 Met Him Before. Two hard-up looking fellows recently accosted a business man on Larned street west with a request for alms. He put bis hand to his ear aud quietly re plied: "You'll bave to speak louder, as I am deaf." One of them yelled the request in his ear, and he shook his head and said: "Perhaps you have au ear trumpet with you? 1 can't make out a word you say." The one was about to try it over again but the other plucked his sleeve and whispered: "Come awav. Jack. I struck this same old duffer last summer and he gave me a nickel aud make me sign a receipt for 25 cents. Let's do straight business or none at all." The pretended deaf man passed on, but somehow it didn't seem to bim as if he was very much ahead. Detroit Free tress. Mil Brave Texas Boys. Recently two boys, brothers, one of 11 and the other 10 years of age, were playing on the banks of the river at Ures. They proposed to take some wood home to their mother, and while gathering it lifted the dry brunch of a tree and uncovered a rattlesnake, which bit the eldest boy iu the finger. The youth, feeling the venom entering his veins, called on the younger brother to cut off the injured member. The latter asked: "With what?" "With this thin, flat stone," replied the intrepid youth, picking up one and placing his linger on another flat one. The brother took tbe stone and ham mered away, aud after some time suc ceeded iu mashing oQ' the iiuger. thus saving the life of the heroic boy, who atood the horrible torture with" great fortitude. Brownsville Cosmopolitan. Among the farmers of Hindoostan sowing lakes piace about the last of September, if the farmer is a Hindoo, a Brahmin is ronsiilteil to fix an auspi cious day. and a man is apoiiited to do the first sowing, afti-r winch any one can sow grain, but not before. The average amount of seed per acre is 150 potimK or two and a half bushels. In some districts tin: wheat is Weeded, and the weeds serve as food for the farmer and the yra-. for fodder for cattle. The ground is watered once after germina tion, once when tin: wheat is in blossom, and once while in car. The wheat is cut in April in the nootl old-fashioned way. with a sickle. A ma-i can cut one twelfth of an ac:e. for which he gets 2 l-2d cr day and hoanl-t himself. The grain is thrashed by driving eattle over it on an earthen thre-shing floor, and is trampled trail the straw is broken line to make "ehoosa" for the cattle. The grain is cleaned with a fan of about the same .style as that iu use 100 years ago. Lord Ailesbury's estate in Wiltshire is, says the World (Loudon), one of the most beautiful iu England. Saver uake house, sometimes called Totten ham park, lies in the midst of Saver nake forest, surrounded by the grand est woodland scenery in Great Britain. The forest is sixteen miles in circum ference and contains upward of four thousand acres. Tho trees are mag nificent and a story is often told of how a visitor asked oue of the forest keepers when oue of the avenues was planted. "Planted!" was the answer, in a tone in which ama.ement was blended with indignation; "them trees never was planted; they are as old as the world." The ferns are of extra ordinary size and the breed of deer is one of the best in the country. The late marquis freely opened the forest to the public and during eight months in the year thousands of visitois roamed about it enjoying it.- beauties. Nathauiel Ripley Cobb of Boston one of the in.-i.li.tiits of the earlier days, was generous-hearted aud con scientious iu tiie highest degree. In fact, he was so benevolent that in November. 1821. he drew up the fol lowing remarkable document: "By the grace of (!od 1 will never be wotth more than $50.0--'0. Kv the ;racc of God 1 will give one loiirth of tne net profits of my business to ch:in::ihle:md religious uses. If 1 am ever worth &20. 000 1 Will give one-half ot m net profits, and if I am ever worth SiiO.t.KJU 1 will give thice-fourliia. and the whole after m litti 'tli tiioiiaud. S- help me God. or give to a more faithful steward and set m nsnle." He adhered to this co venant with the strictest, liilelity. A messenger boy with a lo: of thicker tapes iu rolls strung on a wire, over his shoulder stood before a Broadway jewelry store yesterday. He had a cheap watch iu ono baud, and had ga.;d al ternately at it and the chronome'er in the jeweler's window for three minutes when a policemau said to him: "Now. sonny, what are you loafin' there for?" "De boss tohl me to see how quick 1 could went wid de lapos. an how am 1 tosee till mo creuoumyter is right?" A. Y. Hun. Abit of a boy who had a bank book in his hand seemed greatly worried as he had a seat on a window-sill in the postollice corridor the other day, and a gentleman made inquiry: "Are you trying to figure up the interest, bon ny?" "No, sir. What worries me is that 1 must have brought down the wrong book. This is the one 1 started with 10 cents, and mam altered the figgars to $10,000 to show the neigh bors." Detroit Free Press. Professor "What would you do in case vou baorened to discover thnr there was still life in a body that you were dissecting?" Student"! would ask the subject if he was agreeable to my eoinz on With the onerution ." FlUgende Blaetter. THE PIXtST National Bank! OF C OLUMBU8, NEB, -ILV3 AN- Authorized Capital of $250,000, A Surplus Fund of - $20,000, And the largest Paid la Cask Capital of any bank in thin iart of tle State. JSDttpOctiU received and iuterest paid tu time lU'iHwitf. dT'Drafts on tho principal citiea in this coun try and Europe bought ami oold. kSrU'ollectinns and all other business -riven prompt and careful attention. STOCKHOLDER. A.ANUKKSON.l'rea't. HKKMAN P. H.UEHLiClt'il, Vieo 1'roVt. O.T. KOKN.Cn-liit.r. J- KW'Ki'K. HKKMAN OKHLKlfH. (i. Snill'I'I'K.' W. A. MeALl.lSTEK, JOHNW.KAltLA., . ANDKKSON. CAUL, KK1NKK. Api'JS-Vlitf JONAS WKU'ii. i'.ANUKl'HON. KOHKKl'UlllJu, Business gards. O. T. M k n x, M. D. F. J. Schpo, M. 1). Drs. MARTYK & SCHUO, U. S. Examining Surgeons, K. It. an.l II. A M. IL Ifu. Consultation in it:hhii unl KukHhIi. Tele phones at ohiit and reidi-iiceti. HfOtKce on Olive tnvt, next to Hrodfueh rer i Jewelry St.ire. COLUMKUS, NKUKASKA. l-- H .4.tllll'0. .V!K.tll..Yl. ., ritvsici.tx .1X1 SCIU.-EoX, i'latte tVnti -. Xelimu. '.Uy Yf M. i'OKAKI.III.K, -111 ASD COLLECTION OFFlCl. l-iair Krnat huildiiuf. 11th utreit. ori.i.iVAX a k:i:iik, .1 TTORSK -.s .17' LA 1 1 ', Otjiiy over First National iliink. (VlumUix, NelinKkit. so-u" c 1 . i:Vt!N. M. !., MYSICIAX .l.7 SCMiFtiX. Ohrn anil rooms. Chirk Imililinjj, tltli street. Telephone communication. -1-y rt tAI.I.IM'1KK HMO., ATTORXKYS AT LAW, OHire iiiMtuir in Henry's l.uililini;. comer of Ohe and lltii qtrevtx. W. A. .McAllister, No tary lulilic. J VOl'XTY SCKl'EYoi:. i-rfVurtu-H (It-mil Mirvejint; done rim ad alretui me at Columbus, Nell., or call nt m othec in Court Hou. majs-y 7U I ICK TO TKA'EI:K. W. H. Ted row. Co Supt. 1 will 1st at my office iu the Court lloiicetlie third Saturthi of each mouth for the examina tion of teachers. r.lMf 1) K.J.IIAM. UIM.t, T) k utsc ' 1 1 k 1 1 a re v: ColumliUs, Nebraska. isp-Oflicf Itth Stns-t. Coii-ullations in Kn Kli.h, breiuli anil tieruiaii. 'li-i1 JOHN(S. HitSClNS. .. j..i;aui.ovy, Colh'fiioii Attorney. HIGGIN3 & GAKLOW, ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW, Specialty mail.' of ollectiona by C. J. (Snrlow. il-iu I. . Itl!.1ii:it, .la. ., HOMCEOPATHIST. Chronic Diseases and Diseases of Children a Spocialtv. JSOHice on Olive htnet, thne iliuirn iioith of First National Rink. z-l) in h.ki;nc:iii-:, ilth St., opposite Lindcll Hotel. - Sells Hiirnest, Saddle. ( 'ollant, W hipit, lll'iuketi, Curry Couilw, Itru-hcn, trunks, nlitt-, hutwy tops. curl. ions, carruit;f trimmin't., Ac. nt the lowest ssilte plice-. U,iairs promptly at tended to. y M. NAl'PAttl.,tl, attouni:y and notary i'lklic. LAW AND rOLLEI'TION 0FFH E or J. M. MACIARLAND, Columbus. Nibrask... R. C. BOYD, MANUFACTUhFH OK - Tin and Sheet-Iron Ware ! Job-Work, Hoofing and Gutter ing a Specialty 22"Shnp on Olite street, U lM.r north of Hnxlftiel.ivr'rt J-welry Store. Si if A.J.ARiNOLD, DKALKR IN DIAMONDS, FINE WATCHES. Cleckm Jrwlry AM SILVERWARE. Strict attention civen to repairing of Watches aud Jewelry'- j3?Vill not bo undersold ! anyUsly. bZ NeB JLveaoe. Opposite CI other Hoase. YOU! can Hie nt home, nnd make more mom-j at work for us. thnn at any thing else in the world. Canitul not needed: ion are startitl free, iiotlt sexes;all w.i. An one can do lb.-work. liirnt. earning sun from tirst start. Costl) outfit and term- f ree. Hetter not delay. Costs jou nothini; to send u jour address and tind out; if jou art? wise on will do so at once. 11. Hallktt A Co., Portland. Maine. iIec22-N'y WepapSR A book of 100 razes. The best book tor an I Hamk& uvciiim.t iu tun- ffff6111 1 or otherwise. Itcuiitnlns lists of newspapers und estimates of the cost ofadvertisliijr.The advertiser who wnnta to spend one dollar, finds In it the in. format ion he require su while forhim who wilt invest one hundred thousand dollars In ad vertising, a scheme is indicated which wilt meet hU every requirement, or ran e matte todotobftlightchanatttai'Uyarriredat byeor rtspomleHee. 149 editions bave been issued. Sent, post-paid, to any address for 10 cents. Write to GKO. P. BO WELL ft CO., NEWSPAPER ADVERTISING BUREAU. 109proMt.Pr!atlDg House Sq.), New York. tkc?5Vi