Seectaer. Henry Ward Beecber was born a. Litchfield, Conn., June 24, 1813. He was a son of Dr. Lyman Beecber, an mlaent di vine and a man of very energetic character. At an early age he had a strong predilection for n eafariag life, which, however, be re nounced in consequence of a deep religions impression which he ex perienced daring a revival. Having graduated at Amherst college in 1831, . be devoted himself to the study theology at Lane seminary under the tuition of his father, who was th.-n president of that institution. In 1817 he became pastor of the Plymou'h (Congregational) chnrch in Brooklyn, which position he filled up to the time of his death. There it was th u bis genial and original eloquence at tracted the largest congregations iu the United States. He was editor of the New York Independent front 1861 to 1863, when he visited Euro, for the benefit of his health. His earnest addresses to large audiences on the subject of the war ot the re bellion bad a large influence in turn ing the current of public opinion in Great Britain in favor of the uni . cause. Mr. Beecher was also a prom inent advocate ot anti-slavery and temperance reform, and later of wo man's rights. In addition io bis pulpit labors Mr. Beecber was a pro lific writer. Among bis princlp.! works are: "Lectures to Young Men," "Star Papers,""Life Thoughts," "Royal Truths," a novel, "Norwood." In 1871 he pub lisbed the first volume of what he intended to be his great est literary work, "The Life of Christ," but the second volnme was still uncompleted at the time of h s death. Iu 1870 Mr. Beecber aeuiu.!i the editorship of the Christian Union but retired from that paper about two years ago. Mr. Beecher'a great est prominence among the later gen eration was obtained by the famous Tilton trial. This remarkable case attracted world-wide attention and the result is too well known to be re viewed. In the last presidential election Mr. Beecher espoused the caue pf G rover Cleveland and was recognized as one of the leaders of the faction known as "mugwumps.'7 As a recognition of his services in securing the presidency for Cleve land, Mr. Beecher's son Captain Her bert Beecher, was nominated to a lu crative office in the revenue service in Washington territory, which he now fills. The entire Beecher family have beeu prominent figures in this country for the last century. Harriet Beecher-Stowe, the authoress, is a sister of the deceased. Rev. dward Beecber, Rev. Thomas K. Beecher, and Rev. Charles Beecher, all elo quent divines, were his brothers. The latter, only a few months ago, blew out bis brains with a shotgun at Elmira, N. Y., while temporarily insane. Last spring Mr. Beecher again visited Europe and delivered discourses in the prominent pulpits of London. The English press, how ever, criticised him severely, and his stay in that country was very brief. A Chi IBS Westerw Wmm In a recent arti cle on some western women, published in the New York Graphic, the writer says : "Mrs. Van Wyck was Miss Kate Broadbead, of Milford, Pa., daughter of Col. John H. Broadbead, farmer and merchant of Pike county and of the eastern branch of the colonial and revolutionary family of that name in the Keystone Commonwealth. Dur ing the time that Mr. Van Auken represented the Pike County, Pa., district in Congress Mr. Van Wyck represented the Orange County, N. Y.district which stretched along the opposite shore of the Delaware. During the gay season at the capi tal Mrs. Van Auken was in the habit of having her sister, one of the belles of northern Pennsylvania, assist her in her social duties at Washington, where Miss Kate became a great fa vorite. Upon one occasion Mrs. Van Auken and her dister, were present at a great reception given by Post master General Randall. The mem ber from the New York district be yond the waters of the Delaware was also present, and during the eveniug bad the honor of being introduced by Mrs. Van Aukeu to her sister Miss Kate Broadbead of Milford, Pa. The fate of the member from New York was sealed. Acquaintance rapidly blossomed into love and love blossomed into mstrimony and Miss Kate Broadbead of Milford, Pa., be came Mrs. Van Wyck of Middletown, N. Y., and on March 4, 1881, went a step higher in the social affairs of the nation's capital as Mrs. Senator Van Wyck. This charming daughter of Pennsylvania, county of Pike, for six ysars has been one of the ornaments of the Senatorial social circle. The interruption of the Senator's own succsesion for another term will de prive Washington's society of one of its most popular ladies. Tbk Burlington Hawkeye is a staunch supporter of Allison for president, and claims that his politi cal career has not been dissimilar from Blaine's except in that there are traces of democratic mud slinging clinging to Blaine's garments that must be explained away, while on Allison's figure there is not one spot caused by democratic calumny. Says that journal: "Allison entered pub lic Hie with Mr. Blaine. He made a career very similar to that of the gentleman from Maine. Like him ha has been constantly before the tiaonla for fwentv veara Ami )n. fmr ail thi; tim ti, nnnn;,;n.. L 7 7 . Z- "r mmm uarcu iv iimp auy mil CI at aim and his record, and his preteut ap pearance is rpotlf-ss from top to soul With AIIIsob as a candidate, not a Word need be said in defense of any-1 leary thing he has not done or left undone. His nomination would be equivalent to an order for the republican army to 'move at once on the enemy's works.' The party would be on the aggressive from the very start. There would be no necessity for measures of defense, it would be an offensive war all through. And not in Iowa alone,but ail over the country. C. Ji. Nonpareil. He Fell Threagh a Bridge. Ira B. Holten, an old-time passen ger conductor off of the Wisconsin Central railway and who has been breaking on the Chicago, Milwaukee Sc St. Paul between Sabula and Van Horn fell from the top of a box car through a bridge to the ground, forty-five feet, and was instantly , .... . , T. . killed yesterday. His remains were taken to Perry for burial. He leaves a wife and two grown np daughters comfortably provided for. C. Ji. Nonpareil. CHINESE JUSTICE. A Country Which Dispense With th Ser vice of Lawyer Capital Punish ment Met by Proxy. t. v -l T. u- !. : It may be of interest to know that in one country, and the largest one at DHL lucre axo uu tanvcio. iuc uicuiuus i of reaching a conclusion in questious of law in the Chinese empire are perhaps too direct and 6peedy to require the in tervention of that profession. There is no trial by jury and no continued cases or long accumulated dockets. There are no circuits or specially convenient courts to dispose of accumulating causes. The country is divided into three jurisdictional districts, with a judicial bead for each, and these in turn are subdivided into smaller dis tricts, with local resident magistrates, who reside permanently in the courts. or "ya mens." as they are called, and are ready at any hour of the uayjor night, the year round, to hear and de cide any and all cases, civil and crimi nal, that may come up. There are no established police apart from the army and navy. All cities are inclosed in substantial walls, with four gates or entrance, and these are closed at 9 o'clock at night and a guard of soldiers placed on duty to prevent any one from passing iu or out without a passport Every citizen has the right to arrest an offender on the spot, and it is no uncommon sight to see a commotion in the street caused bv a merchant or shopman leading some luckless devil to the office of the mandarin, or magistrate, to lodge a complaint, which consists simply in relating the transgression ot the defendant The magistrate immediately convenes court and asks the defendant to explain himself. If he does uot at once confess, which is generally the case, a process of the most riirid direct questioning brings out the story. If the witness does not talk with a fluent tongue a little stimulant is administered in the ante room in the shape of a well-seasoned bamboo applied not infrequently on the bare back. This never fails to elicit the facts in the case. Such penalty as is judged proper is then pronounced and executed on the spot There is no ap peal. The most common cases are those of petty pilfering, and the penalty in such cases consists in a given number of lashes and so many days in the "caugue." This is a square wooden yoke, about two feet across, with an opening in the center to fit around the neck. This is adjusted and locked, and a wax seal is affixed in such a way that the yoke can not be removed with out breaking the seal. The convict is then required to patrol the locality of his crime for the required time, say thirty to sixty days, at the end of which term he returns to the "court," and the seal is examined and, if all right re moved. There are no jails, and it would be worth a man's life to tamper with the seal or attempt to escape. It is a common sight iu any Chinese city to see these men, with sullen, subdued coun tenances, stauding idly on the streets, the unwelcome cynosure of passers-by. Collection of debts is not under the cognizance of the courts. If a man sells goods on credit he takes his chances of getting his pay. A sttictly cash basis in all commercial transac tions is the result The credit system is practiced only where the fullest confi dence is felt and credits even then are low, and one failure to pay destroys one's chances of any future credit. The "sitting out" method of collecting small debts is practiced. I went three differ ent times in the course of one day to a shoe-mender to get my boot cobbled, and the shoemaker was absent and a stranger sat speechless and glum in the shoemaker's bench. Urgent appeals to the lady of the house elicited the inform ation that her "old man" owed the stranger a little bill and he was waiting for his money and he waited until the debtor paid him in order to get rid of him. When controversies arise as to the dividing line between estates applica tion is made to the magistrate, who sends a committee of his official at taches, of whom every officer has a score or more, who inquire into the case, and if the case is complicated they most generally strike a geueral average and plant corner-stones, which are painted white; and this decision is final. There is no appeal. Capital punishment is the severest penalty for malefactors, and, as far as I was enabled to discover, there were no specified degrees or class of crimes which fell under its provisions, its en forcement depending more on the whim of the officer and the general surround ings than upon the crime per se. Wil ful murder, piracy, and confirmed thieves fall under the headsman's ax. Infanticide, however, is not included in murder. The parent by Chinese law, has the right of life over his own child. Hence, the practice of female infanticide. Adultery falls under the life penalty at the will of the aggrieved party. Thus, a husband detecting his wife in adultery can go to the magistrate and demand the capital punishment of one or both parties to the crime; or, he may take the lives of the offenders himself and not be amenable if he can prove the truth. It however, he fails to substan tiate the crime alleged, he is held guilty of murder and punished accordingly. Capital punishment can be met by proxy and the law be satisfied. It is not uncommon, therefore, when a man of money is sentenced to death, that he can by the use of money secure a stay oi proceedings long enough to obtain a substitute. This is done by makiner an offer of 100, 200, or more hundred "taels" (ounces of silver, about 133 1-3 cents our standard) for a substitute. Some impecunious family; often having two hundred or three hundred male members, as the patriarchal plan of domestic economy prevails, will agree among themselves that they will furnish a substitute for the proffered sum. Lot is then cast to determine the victim, and the doomed man accepts his fate with stoical indifference, upon the ultra-pre- destination tneory that his time has corns, else the lot would not have fallen upon him individually. He according ly presents himself to the court, and the convicted man dies by proxy, while the family of the deceased enjoy the pro ceeds of the arrangement Bon Ton in Culumbia Jurist. SOME STRANGE HANDS. Tfaent la a Great 1)mI or Character ! Tftem If W Only Kaew It. Hands reveal habits, occupations, trades, .says a writer in CasseWs Family Magazine. A crop of them rises at the thought, like the show thrust up from a crowd in honor of a candidate after an election speech. There is the carpen ter's, with the broad thumb, and those of the fraternity of flour, ingrained, mealy and white; the musician's, with the powerful wrist and the fingers delicate, sensitive and agile to the last degree; the band of the seamstress, with an honorable little bit of nutmeg-grater on the forefinger that works so hard; ot the scientific man, who lectures to ex plain mysteries to lower mortals and whose exactitude of touch is the image of his mental precision, while the ner vous stretch of his fingers corresponds with his tension of mind. The sleight-of-hand professor is a man of long fingers. A conjurer with a slow and chubby hand would betray r'TvT.irHK &S that is taken from the depths of your j)est nat ; But beside the character and trade, the hands tell the age. Soft and round. ine uuuy s pair ui puu-uaus, miu wcu fat wrists deeply ridged, appear as if iney never can uo auyuuuz xu mis world. Yet the girl's hand will become ! a treasure, ana ine noy s nana win battle for life and with his fellow-men for the mastery. It is appalling to think of what those helpless little puff balls have before them. ' After the first dimoles they become . . . fc d f fi the ' awk. ward hgnds tfaat don,t know what to do with themselves. Years pass, the boy's hand ceases to grumble at gloves yes, he wears them in extravagant fresh ness, in comparison as his collars grow upward, and his shoes tighten within an inch of his life. The result of these phenomena is that a ring begins to shine with charming strangeness on ! another hand, that seemed a child's I but yesterday. The young wife tells by j her hands that it is not long since the I wedding, because she can not let that j new ring alone, but twists it around for the novelty, and admires it with an unconscious knack of caressing it in idle moments. Her dimples disappear, as the children gather to make a home circle; it is the hand of the woman now, t with its very framework traceable. i Dimples, bones and wrinkles mark the three stages of life's progress. With the wrinkled stage the steadiness of , youth often remains in resolute char I acters. When the Duke of Wellington was a very old man he could still nil a glass of water to the last possible drop and hold it up steadily brimfuL The helpful hands keep their youthful activ ity, too, far into the withering age. And in nobly-loving natures there is a sort of immortality of youth; the warmth of affection has given more than a royal prerogative; the hand is beauti ful always to the eyes that know it , familiarly. The latter years only stamp i it with the impress of a longer past of tenderness and bounty. It is not the "old" hand but the "dear" hand, and it never grows older, but only more dear. Ho who doubts the truth of this last nnstery has not yet found out that hands as well as hearts have a peculiar i place in our knowledge aud love of one anomer. i e Sleeptessuess. The sufferers from this most exasper ating complaint says a writer in the, Brooklyn Eagle, are chiefly men who' live exclusively in the top of their heads men who, to gratify their own or their families' ambition for wealth and social success, can find no time for exer cise and relief from "the daily round, common task." When night comes they are too fatigued to enjoy them selves in the parlor or the billiard room. They cannot read, and it is an impossibility to stop figuring and plan ning lone enough to woo the passive condition which is the preliminary and indispensable step toward a good night's sleep. So the crank turns and the grist grinds from morning till night from night till morning, and the result is wasted tissue and impoverished vitality. "After all, a man's first duty is to his family," the victim tells himself. "I shall have time enough to rest when I have made a few more thousands." And so the girls are sent abroad to be educated, and the boys go to college like "princes of the blood," and mother swings between Germany, Paris, New York, and Topbet, trying" to be happy in her Worth dresses, and social suc cesses, but probably too anxious about husband and too unsettled as to her brood to enjoy much of anything. "I should fie well enough if I could only sleep," her husband writes her, "but it is the same old story, and some times I am afraid it will wear me out" Provided this wife cares truly for her husband, such a paragraph, received perhaps in a foreign land, must be the reverse of exhilarating. Butshe can do him no good when she i3 by bis side. It only amounts to two being kept awake instead of one, a tragic fact which is harder to bear than all. In the past the very sound of her quiet breathing at night has proved an irri tant of the worst kind. It is no use to say, "Let everything go and try to rest" That has been tried too often. Such counsel is sure to result in a re proach though probably quite uninten tional. "Suppose I were to let things go at this crisis" it is always "this crisis" in such cases "what would be come of you and the girls and the boys, and how could I afford to buy the prop erty adjoining ours, and which we must have to make ours truly valuable?" Neither the logic of common sense nor the pleadings of love can have any effect upon a man so far gone as this. He must be left to his idols and the aw ful and inevitable day of physical reck oning, which is as certain as that sun set must follow sunrise. "When a man begins to lie awake nights he had better begin to stir about days," said Abraham Lincoln to a mem ber of his cabinet who was complaining oi insomnia. "ivaiK, oia ieiiow, walK, till old Shanks won't carry you another step," he added, "and don't take the Civil War out airing with you, either." Through the avenue of insomnia a man is pretty sure to travel to one of three houses," Charles Lamb once told a friend "to the mad-house, the poor-house or the house of refuge. If he passes these be will bring up in a hospital, public or private; and this place, to my mind, is almost as bad as the others." The Unexpected Visitor. There are a few fortunate house keepers in the world who, knowing that it is the unexpected which always hap pens, are invariably prepared for the unexpected visitor. Their children are always in pimlico order, their pantry overflowing with nectar and ambrosia, their parlors thoroughly dusted, their spare room in readiness, while they themselves are perpetually well dressed and in a frame of mind to entertain. One never catches them disordered in manners or toilet But there are others, alas, who are always taken at a disad vantage, who are never able, from some strange reluctance on the part of for tune, to put their best foot forward; who were dressed in their prettiest yesterday, but thinking nobody would arrive to day, have donned their shabbiest; who are habitually down at the heel, so to speak, with untidy rooms; whose visi tors arrive just as the last Christmas pie is lost to sight to memory dear; just as the damson preserves have ferment ed; just as the children have torn their frocks, spilled the ink, or broken the fragrant kerosene lamp; just as the head ot tne house has been going over the weekly bills aud talking about the poor house; or just as one has a toothache or influenza, is meditating a visit one's self, or has the carpets up and the dust up, too, or has beguu a new novel, or has au appointment with the dentist or the photographer. Few people have enough self-control to feel and .look happy under these circumstances, not to beirin the fatal apology; but occa sionally oue discovers a woman who is so adaptable that she can at once seem to forget the disorder or awkwardness of things about ber, and has the happy knack of setting the visitor instantly at bis ease, making the best of everything, and revolving chaos into a pleasant harmony, ana appearing as if it did not in the least signify that the carpet was littered with scraps from the sewing, that the baby was howling with colic, that the fire was smoking, that the soup had "caught" or the milk "turned," or the cook given warning, or that the hostess was out at elbows. Most of us. at such times, appear so embarrassed that the unexpected visitor wishes with all his heart he had given warning of bis approach, or had never thought of coming at all, views himself, and is re garded, as nothing less than a calamity, wonders that we have no better man ners than to let him see how inoppor tune his visit is, and calculates the earliest moment in which he may make his escape without showing that he knows we know that he kuows he is not quite welcome. Sometimes, however, it is the visitor who has the ready tact to make everybody contented with him self and forget that anything is out of plumb. Harper's Bazar. Monkey Affection. The gorilla, of Western Africa, lives in patriarchal and polygamous families, in which many females and their young submit to the authority of a single adult, and the habits of the chimpanzee are similar; but the Cynoeephalie, most of smaller species of the African Conti nent, and American monkeys, live in considerable troops, in a kind of geu eral sexual promiscuity, in which the love of the mothers for their young, very strong while they need it in their weakness, does not outlive their growth out of helpless infancy. Similar habits have been noticed among some savage races; and traditions are preserved among many people of a time when family bonds did not exist. But traces of more durable family bonds between monkeys of the same blood seem to exist among the chimpanzees and gorillas, where the appearance of particular and exclusive affection is combined with rivalry with the members of other fami lies. Savage, in the Boston Journal oj Natural Htslory, tells of a female chim panzee which was observed in a tree with the male and a pair of youug of different sexes. She first started to hurry down and run into the thicket with the male and the young female; but, seeing the young male left behind, she went back for nim aud had taken him in her arms when she-was shot. Houzeau, in his "Etudes" ("Studies on the Mental Faculties of Animals as compared with those of Men"), compares this trait with the indifference with which the New Zealand mother saw Cook take away her son. probably forever, as she was expressly informed. Houzeau also finds traces of paternal aflection in the pro tection that old anthropoid apes accord to the members of the polygamous tribe of which they are chiefs. This kind of affection can, however, hardly be said to exist anions all men. There are numerous tribes iu which the fathers do not know their own children, in which the names pass iu the female line, and where a man's heirs are the children of his sisters. Striking ex amples of conjugal love are sometimes shown among monogamous monkeys. An incident iu point is that of a female of an Amcricau spocies which, tired of holding her young one, called up the male to relieve her. Another story is that of the male in the Jardin des Plantes which became inconsolable and starved itself to death after its com panion died. Madame Clenience Roger in Popular Science Monthly. s What Boys and Girls Read, That which the working class lads read is generally of the lowest and most vicious character; that which their sisters read is in no way superior. The boy takes in the penny dreadful; the girl secures the penny novelette, which is equally deserving of the adjective. Because the influence of these love and murder concoctions among girls is not so apparent to the public eye as the in fluence of the burglar and bushranging fiction among boys, it must not be sup posed that that influence is less real. It is, in fact, in many ways not ouly more real, but more painful. Boys may be driven to sea or to break into houses by the stories they read; their actions are at once recorded in the columns of the daily papers. With girls the injury is more invidious and subtle. It is almost exclusively domestic. We do not often see an account of a girl committing any very serious fault through her reading. But let us go into the houses of the poor and try to discover what is the effect on the maiden mind of the trash which maidens buy. If we were to trace the matter to its source we should probably find that the high-flown con ceits and pretentions of the poorer girls of the period, their dislike of manual work and love of freedom, spriug largely from notions imbibed in the course of a perusal of their penny fictions. Their conduct toward their friends, their parents, their husbands, and their employers is colored by what they then gather. They obtain distort ed views of life, and the bad influence of these works on themselves is hauded down to their children and scattered broadcast throughout the family. There is hardly a magazine read by them which it would not be a moral benefit to have swept off the face of the earth. It would be well for philantbrophists to bear this fact in mind. There is a wide and splendid field for the display of a humanizing and elevating literature among girls. Such a literature should not be beyond our reach. Girls can hardly be much blamed for reading the hideous nonsense they do, when so little that is interesting and stirring in plot and bright and suggestive in character, is to be liad. The Nineteenth Century. m aw Grave Blunder by a Cashier. The president of a Wisconsin agricult ural works sat up all night to look over the books of his cashier, and next morn ing said to him: "James, I find a deficit of $1885 in rour accounts, as closed on the 30th of ast November." "1 throw myself on your mercy," re sponded the cashier, "but the amount is only $900. I used the money in specu lation, and I'll turn over all my person al property to make good the loss." When the president came to go over his figures again, he found the supposed deficit to lie in the fact that he had added the year 1885 to the column; but it was too late for the cashier to retract He had given himself dead awav. Wall Street News. as i a A safe, portable, and convenient electric railway reading lamp was shown at a recent meetingof the British association. A cubical oox of about four inches, and containing four cells, weighs six pounds, and will burn twelve hours; another form of battery one-third this width and half the weight is not more cumbrous than a book. The little lamp is fastened by a hook to the waistcoat The one exhibited had startled many a fellow-passenger of the exhibitor, and had done good servioa for a fortnight ' Beef Ta anil Soups for the Sick. If the rations ot beef tea have not dis gusted the invalid with the very thought of soup.any ro.l broth may be given, aud the "wjreinldV oiips make a pleas ant change iu summer. Artichoke, or asparagus soup, is a dainty dish, and cream oi eeirry mirht have been the original ambrosia. To make it, take a bunch of ifii-ry ami prepare as for the table, put it into sufficient salted boU iug water to cover it ami boil until it is tender enough to be rubbed through a sieve. Melt toeiluT one tablespoonfnl of butter and one of flour in a bawl set in boiling water, or uti top of the boil ing teakettle, and add gradually a pint aud a half of hot milk; season with salt, a little red pepper anil nutmeg, if they are liked; put in the celery and half a pint of cream, let it come to the boil ami serve. Half the quantity may be made if desired, as this is sufficient for twice. Pastry should be sternly bauished from the iuvalid's tray. Na ture has quite enough to do to recruit her shattered forces without being call ed upon to assimilate pie. There are numerous light and delicate confections that cau be substituted for it Dishes of the blanc-mange and custard family, Charlotte Kusse, the many creams, Spanish, Bavarian, Swiss, etc, may all be used iu its place to the great ad vantage of the patient Auy good cookery book furnishes recipes for these dishes and many admirable ones have been given to "the readers of Good UoitsLkefp nq, so it is not necessary to occupy space in rep?atig them. Eggs lightlv boiled, or lightly poached and served on toat. are belter for breakfast than meat. jSome delicate farinaceous preparation may be added as hominy, cracked wheat, macaroni stewed in milk, or boi!n oatmeal. Fresh fruit should always be served at breakfast remembering the old adage. "Fruit is gold in the morning, silver at noon and iead at night." The golden rule to be borne iu mind iu feeding convalescents is to procee.l cautiously with new arti cles of diet, giviug a little at first and if it produces no ill effect increasing the quantity. Elizabeth Robinson Scovil, vi Good Housekeeping. -- Ham and Esga by Telegraph. There is oue hotel in New York at whose office one hears a wide departure from the old and unvaried cry of "Front," "Take tlm to 247," or "See what 90 wants." At this hotel the clerk hears the tick of a muffled bell behind him. turns from the counter, glances at a dial about the size of an ordinary nickel clock and immediately behaves as if he could see through all the walls between him and the guests' rooms and could reach the mind of any guest in the bargain. Click, goes the bell. "James take up a Manhattan cocktail to 47," says the clerk. Click, goes the bell. "Boy," says the clerk, "take up two soft-boiled eggs to Mr. Torakins." or "Johnny, run up aud say to 363 that it is ten minutes after 10 o'clock." Any visitor who spends au hour near the clerk's desk will be amazed at the variety of orders that will be given to the hall boys without the clerk's hear ing a word from auy room by tele phone, telegraph, speaking tube, or any other means. The explanation is at once simple and peculiar. Some genius lias invent ed a device that he calls by a Greek I 1,:ime anu which is operated auto matically uy an eieciric uaiiery exactly as the old-fashioned hotel annunciators are. In each room in the hotel is a dial with moveable arrow, like a clock hand. On the dial are printed the names of everything a guest would be at all likely to want all the drinks that ever were heard of. paper, envelopes, telegraph blanks, "help," a doctor, police, chambermaid, messenger boy, eggs, toast, milk, soup, oysters, break fast, dinner, tea in fact, every eatable in common demand a city directory, the daily papers, playing cards, cigars, cigarettes, chewing tobacco, a barber in short, everything in a list of 100 or 150 necessaries. The guest pulls the arrow to the name of whatever he wants and by pressing a button registers his demand on the dial behind the clerk's desk. The only purpose it serves is to save time in the execution of orders. Cor. Philadelphia Times. George Gould. George Gould is the latest instance of his lather's foresight. His first ex perience in business convinced every one else that he was not cut out But Jay Gould has picked him out as his manager. Young Gould has now settled down to make himself stoop shouldered signing checks and indors ing stocks aud bonds. He has been made vice-president of a number of corporations by his father to relieve the latter of that task. When he thought of taking a bride the first marked change came over him. Even his father did not know what developed the young man's business capacity so suddenly. Cupid had winged him, and he was im pressed with the gravity of life. He was married in a business suit, and his wedding trip was iu a common coach from Irvingtoa to New Vork. The young mau is daily at his lather's of fice. He takes his coat otfand works in his shirt sleeves, like a clerk who has plenty to do and wants to be unre strained in doiug it. He reaches his office in the Western Union building by 9 or 9:30, and often stays right up to 6 o'clock. He pores over the accounts of railroads to see thai tney are right be fore payments are made, aud looks after details that put him in the way of kuowinjr exactly what everybody connected with the property is doiug. Now and then, on a bright afternoon, he manages to get away from business to take his wife for a drive. His spare time is passed entirely iu her society. Seuator Hoar ib regarded as the beat authority on American history in the body. Senator KuBti9 Bpeaks and reads French like a native, and is fond of yellow covered novels. Seaae Foolish Peple Allow a cough to run until it gets beyond the reach of medicine. They often say. Oh, it will wear away, but in most cases it wears them away. Could they be in duced to try the successful medicine called Kemp's Balsam, which we sell on a positive guarantee to cure, they would immediately see the excellent effect after taking the first dose. Price 50c and $1.00. Trial aieefree. Dr. A. Heintz. Senator Ransom runs to Latin and dates, especially in .Horace, whom he is fond of quoting in his speeches. Chamberlain's Cough Remedy cures the most obstinate coughs. Try it ! Dowty & Heitkemper. Senator Hale has one of the finest libraries in Maine and is well read in general literature. Salt KhcBBi r Eczeaaa, Old sores and ulcers, Scaldhead and ringworm, Pain in the back and spine, Swelling of the knee joints, Sprains- and bruises, Neuralgia and toothache, Tender feet caused by bunious, corns and chilblains, we warrant Bergs' Tropical Oil to relieve any and all of the above. Dr. A. Heintz. wwtimmt 1st Tex Great excitement has been caused in the vicinity of Paris, Texas, by the remarkable recovery of Mr. J. E. Corley, who was so helpless he could not turn in bed, or raise his head; everybody said be was dying of con sumption. A trial ,bottle of Dr. Kiug's New Discovery was sent mm. Findine relief, he bought a large bottle and a box of Dr. King's New Life Pills; by the time be had taken two boxes ot Pills and two bottles of the Discovery, be was well and had gained in flesh thirty-six pounds. Trial bottles of this Great Dis covery for Consumption free at Dowty & Heitkemper's. Senator Payne is not noted for bis I literary attainments, but he is loud o' biography and travel, aud na more reminiscences to tell than most any man in the senate. Prematurely Aftetl. Many a woman is robbed of those charms w rich the uentler fex value so highly, and mide old before her time by functional irregula-i'ies. To such the bloom of youth may be re stored bv the ue ot a remedy which ha stood the test of time and which is today acknowledged to be without an equai for all female weaknesses Dr. Pierce's "Favorite Prescription." By all druggists. Seuator Joe Blackburn is well iu formed in sportins matten ud can tell the record and pedigret of fverv fast horse in Kenturkv without looking at him. Do Yost Know that Bepg- Cberrv Coiih Svrup will relieve thttt cough aluio-t inaKully nod msk xpectori lion eas ? Acta simultaneously on the bowelo, kidnexs nud liver, there by relieving the lungs of that sore ness aud pain aud al -topping that tickl'n tr sensation m the throat by removing the caoe. One trill of it will convince anv one that it has i-o equal on earth tor coughs and cold. Dr. A. lie' in z has rrcnre:l the sale of it and will guarantee every bottle to give satiafaction. 3feb2i S"naior It:a!lp likes novels and is well up literature. old EnjrJ -' in srientiiip The Ilei ellet .Hast la Colasa- As well as the handsomest, and others are invited to rail on Dr. A. Heintz and get free a trial bottle of Kemp's Balsam foAtbe Throat and Lungs, a remedy that is selling entirely upon its merits and is guaranteed to cure and relieve all Chronic aud Acute Coughs, Asthma, Bronchitis and Consumption. Price 50 cents and $1. Dec22-8G Senator Sherman is a classic! -cholar and reads French. He scans the newspapers, but does not beMev iu reading a book until time has tried it. MR. wm. wf.sti.akk, Btoclc raiser and breeder of thoroughbred horse?, living near Avnca, Nebraska, was liadly injured by being thrown from aeulky. Alter using liniments and coneultiug physicians, without being anorueu auy relict, be obtained a bottle of Chamberlain's Paiu Balm from the druggist at Avca, which he began using and noticed a change for the better, after a few applica tions; in two weeks he entirely re covered the use of his arm. It is un equaled for severe bruises aud sprains, rheumatism and lame back. Sold by Dowty & Ueitkemper. Senator Vest i9 a great reader of the Bible and knows whole ohapters by heart. Ail Scriptural facts in dispute are referred to him. Itch, Prairie Mange, aud Scratches of every kind cured in 30 minutes by Woolford'g Sanitary Lotion. Use no other. This never fails. Sold by 0. B. Stillman, druggist Columbus. Seuator Joe Brown, of (teor;i-, speuds most of his time perusing musty volumes of public record and documents. The Yerdlcc Uaukmiisieaa. W. D. Snlt, Druggist, Bippus, Ind., testifies: "I can recemmend Elec tric Bitters as the very best remedy. Every bottle sold baa given relief iu every case. One man took six bot tles, and was cured of Rheumatism of 10 yean' standing." Abraham Hare, druggist, Bellville, Ohio, af firms : "The beat selling medicine I have ever handled in my 20 years' experience, is Electric Bitters." Thousands of others have added their testimony, so that the verdict is unanimous that Electrfct Bitters do cure all diseases of the Liver, Kid neys or Blood. Only a half a dollar a bottle at Dowty & Heitkemper's drug store. Among the senators who write for magazines or other periodicals are Sherman, Hoar, Ingalls, Ransom and Hale. Parity Year Blaed. If your tongue is coated. If your skin is yellow or dry. If you have boils. If you have fever. If yon are thin or nervous. If you are bilious. If you are constipated. If your bones ache. If your bead aches. If you have no appetite. If you have no ambition, one bottle of Beggs' Blood Purifier and Blood Maker will relieve any and all of the above complaints. Sold and warranted by Dr. A. Heintz. Senator Beck is fond of poetry and can repeat the "Lady of the Lake" without a slip from beginning to end. 'Geatle a the Breeze m Krea- This line of an old hymn is quite appropriate when applied to "Pleas ant Purgative Pellets." "I don't like to take pills if I can avoid it' we often bear persons say, "because they constipate me so," now the "Pellets" never do this. They are so gentle and mild that their effect is almost precisely similar to a natural move ment of the bowles, and no unpleas ant effects are le.'t behind. j SBBSSWiSu'SBKrfSSSSBaSSSSa sHWEsPlnssKssa .gFi : ialai Jt rjlf f K! nl FREMONT NORMAL SCHOOL AND BUSINESS COLLEGE. Pieraont UTe'to- This institution prepare younir people thoroughly for Te cbiiiir, for Bu-ines Life, for Adnn ui: to Cnllrtje. for l.:iw or Medical Sehools, f r I'ulilit- petkinsj. in In-trument-il uixl Vocal Mu-ic tn Drawiug and l'jititttitr, aul u Klomtion. Short-hiiud and Tvpe-writimr. in the Normal Ocpartinmt, tlioruh instruction i jjiven i? alt lr:un-hi re quired tor anv 'i-rtilio:te from Third Cirade to Mate I'rofexional. The Bu-inr-, oure inrtude 1'en mauship. i'nminercial Correspondence, Commercial Law and Hock-keeping, with the heat mrthod-. ol keeping F.inn. Fac tory, Banking ami Mercantile accounts. (Five premium were awarded to this department at the recent Mate Fair.' Kvpenie are very low. Tuition. R.iom Ken: ami Table "Board are placed at eot. at iicarlv a. poille. Fir-t Wir.ter'Tenu l.r-sjhi Nov. !. '; Second H'inter'Term, Feb. 1, 7. For particular .iddrex- President of XoKMAl. COI.LKOK, Nov.-tr Fremont Xel. THE LASGEST ill FIIEST STOCK west ot Omaha, at GREISEN BROS. The hett manufactories of the country represented. Not to he under sold by anybody. Come aud see prices at GREISEN BROS. Thto is tb most FBAOTZOAL BXOB-OXJT 8H03 ever Invented. ltla very GENTEE1. and DRESSY and gives the same protection as a boot or over-gaiter, lets convenient to pat on and the top con be adjusted to At finyonfclo by elmply xaovtn tha buttons. For sale by GREISEN BROS. Kith Oct. 'S6-tf SI..WA. LOUIS SCHREIBER, titl All kinds of Repairing done on Short Notice. Buggies, Wag ons, etc., made to order, and all work Guar anteed. Alio sell the world-famous Walter A Wood Mowers. Keapers, Combin ed Machines, Harvesters, and Self-binders -the beat made. sHrShop opposite the "Tattersall.' on Olive St.. COUJA1 BII3. "M-ra rRASKS SELECTED SHORE SSTKcREffg i inia mk , IMTCJ llE m iP sH1 mm. Cheapest Eating on Earth! ASK Y0UB OS0CEK FOE THE. TRASK'S1 ARK THKORICIMA!. ana OML.Y CENUIME Take no other SnvMi PAPER A book of 10 pagc- The best book for an inTI8ING9UIt be he experi- It Contains lists of newsDaners anil patininto ofthe cost of advertising. Theailvcrtiserwlio wants to spcntl one dollar, finds in it the in formation be requires, while forhim who will invest one hundred thousand dollars In ad vertising, a scheme is indicated which will meet his every requirement, or can be made to do to by slight changes easily arriretl at by cor rttpondenee. 149 editions have been i.sued. Sent, post-paid, to any address for 10 cents. Write to GEO. P. ROWELI. & CO.. NEWSPAPER ADVERTISING BUREAU. (10Spruoat.lrintins House Sq.), New York. YOOi cau live at home, and make morp money at work for ut. than at anything else in this world. Can. ital not needed; you are started free. Both sexes; all ages. Any one can do the work. Large earnings sure from first start. Co3tly outfit and terms free. Better not delay. Cots vou nothing to send u your address and find out; if you are wise you will do so at once. H. HALLKTT.te Co., Portland, Maine Dec- .'isii RCBOYD, MANUFACTUKKR OK Tin and Sheet-Iron Ware ! Job-Work, Roofing and Gutter ing a Specialty. 'Shop on Olive Street. TTOKFOBD jB Wait Congrsss'HLm ffBV SSBBBBBBBF sVUsill IBM LbBBBBBBKLbbV V SBBBBBBBBBBBBKiBBBBv MFg BlffiJi aid Warn Makir I doors itore. 32-tt north of hrodfeuhrer's Jewelry JEmf 1 trio BEAST Mixican Mustang Lmimeml Css&ij T5 Hotfi? Scar SiiKh fUH. THIS GOOD OLD STAND-BY accomplish for every bodj exactly wt ii-. tha Muttanc Liniment U fousllaiu ualiil VV.WV... M.W.J OTTMJ UWf,5i; The LaabaraannttetUitlacaMsfic., The Heasawlfo need It Ur geseaUisw I The Canalerneedltrorhtitua-j- I Ths Mechanic need it alwajj ea t: I Th Miner needs It tn cae of esierrcer The Pleneerneedilt can'tsBtiissjwtt-;.! The Farmer needs It la hi. t;u. tu c j uaaunacKjsni. , The Stesnhoat nan or the Baitm3 : It In liberal supply afloat and aihcre. The Herae-fancler need; t:-t: friend and safest reliance. UlUl The Steck-grower needs It It wIUutjI tnousanas craoiiars anu a worm or troiil. The Railroad man need3l:aaicaiti:( long- as nu ma is a rounu or accueau tzi insa The Backwoodsm an needs U. Tii-sul lug-like It as an antidote for tne diz;s;i ti l limb and comfort which surround tie fizzn xae oiercaant neeus itaooui wcitl his employees. Accidents will hsppes. uiil these come the Mustang Unlmest Is yizut 1:34 1 Keep a Bottle lathe Honse. TUttiUsl economy. Keep a Bottle la the Factorr. bl3al use In case of accident sava pain ts.1 !ai c'tI Keep a Battle Always tn thestW,fu se when wanted. Cures Guaranteed! DR. WARN'B SPECIFIC No. L A C ertain ( ure for Xeru. he: -, Seminal weakiies. Inv.iluutarj F14 .Htons, Spermatorrhea, aini au Lsear,. the geni to-urinary or:un . .: v abuse or over indulcin e Trice, $1 00 per bov. ti ' . $." DR. WARN'S SPECIFIC No 2 ror epileptic rit. f-nui air:il Loss of Memory. oftcniD ot tbe B'jiI and all tboe diea?e ot tb- '-'jin IV ?l.tKJ per box, ix boe? - DR. "WARN'S SPECIFIC No 1 ror impotence. -terilit u r 'jer-il Los- of Tower, preui.iturr t -. ii those diea-e reiuirin' 1 " r f ; iiroratioir of the pmui . n i'r i.iHi pr box. -i b- ! DR. "WARN'S SPECIFIC No 4 ror Ueaaaeoe. .erou- niriiv-: all acute dieaes of thr iii-n 1- ;: Trice ."0c per box. -six bov, . m DR. "WARN'S SPECIFIC No. 5 For all dieae- e.tused h? tnr utrrM 01 tobacco or liquor. Thi rvui-lv c ixM tu-ul.irlv eifieaciouN in avertin;; w:fl delirium tremens. Trice ! pet six boxes $.".00. We Guarantee a t ure, or arre t r- fund double the monev paid. 1 rti:.i.l in each box. This guarantee aptliciiB each of our rie specifics, em tyn to anv addre--. secure from oberit.: on receipt of price. Be careful to meau. lecincs are only recommended (or tt citic diseases, tteware of remedies v. ranted to cure all these dieaj-eitlit:i medicine. To avoid counterfeits asii as -secure tne genuine, order oni.ir.: DOWTY fc CH1.. DRUGGIST, 19-1 Columni, N Health is Weal Db E. C. West's Nfrtz and Bh.usTI hint, a suaranteod epecitic for HrstePti.3 cess. Convulsions, iits, ferrous. .-Jl'-VT ucauacau, iiurvuua rruMrauuui."'""" - rj pression. Softening of the Brain multizi- Banuy ana leading to misery. u-i - -yi PramotiiHl Olrl A era BomrnnlM LOiS Ot Pl in either aox. Involuntary lfces acfc52?3 flknan A A.- ! 1 .. I n .,. L'nnk KlT W " nrrnroii nfurnp aTnrnnn in i ;m m Qua mnnth'n trftflfmflnt. 5Tfi1 n. box. or B "! Car i5JDL BPnt h v mail nrpnaidoxi ruceiDtC'l WE GUARANTEE IX BOX& To euro an v case. With each order receive- Bend tha purchaser our written guarantitt wH food, the money if the treatmentdoMD:-H Vi niv Knvne onnAmtMinioil vsritfi Lft 7ir cure. UuaranttttS isaueaoniypy JOHN O. "WEST .Ss CO, 862 W. MADISON ST., CHICAGO, ILLS, Sole Prop's West's Liver Pilli PATENT! CAVEATS. TRADE MARhSAXO IIIPiEhl' OlttMintul iil ill itK.at- lti..fik .c f' U. 5. Patent Office attended to . ' Mi EltATKFKES. Our otliee is opposite thi I . ''"' Otliee. and wc cau obtain lit-tt .n -' time than thoe remote trom V V H t N.i- Semi .MODEL Olt OUWWM. ...l..:. .. ... ..- i.i.. t . i.l'tt and we make NOT H UN.i I ML-" ft: OBTAIN PATENT. We reier here to rfc. !Viiuatt Supt. of .Monev Onl. r 1 . "'' ' " eiaN of the l"S. IV. i '& - "r ' riilar. ailviee, term- n'l rrWrru-'-actual eIient- in u " ilc eoiintv, write to V, A. MOW O. Ilmin.itn P.t.nl AiK.'u U H-.IllUi't'B. " . -,.,.a.w .i ..iui, viu, - -Jnnosass- rrS 33 -i CO .SM ra 3 . v r-s :-i o 5-s:r "fi'iss cS.2 CD CC.S-,3 53SSS fT"3Ji- T3j"W 2 O COO - 3 to lt made. I t ri return to it. end vou free, - jrreat value and importuti. ' win tart o in im-uit".- hriny you in more monev than anything eKe iu thi- one cm do the work and It" Either sev; .ill age. -i nif ' -that jut coin monev for i 'e. w.'" -t:,rt OU: eapita. This i one of" the .jeuuio rbanep of a lifetime. TS- -ambitious and etiterpn--delay. Grand outfit frrr Tkuk A; Co.. Aiiu-iM.1. M un to J If Sciatica, SerttcliM. Lumbago, Sprains. Rheumatism. Straisa, Burns, Stitches, Scalds, Stiff Joint, Stings, Backache, Bites, Galls, Bruim, Sorei, Bunions, Spavin Corns, Cracki. I HL.w. SJUOl Lssnafl I vBaalBaBBBHBBMa jBlasMHBWaKRENS MnOTiV WJ -i S500 REWARD1 Wt wtll rT & ixm rtwanl for u rut ' V-J-" P?tpty. Sick Hnimctm. liuiuun, Css-floa Vpf kcauot e,a wiA Wmrt Vtuil. Ut.r - l"1 ", UsMSr tttictlf ccapiwd wtu. TS.j r P-"' VOZ'-'' tan bU to (ira ml.fo.Uia. jr CJ1- ' .t J UlaSigSOpUU, SSe.sU. K ul IT a fcIJJU.f CC&StuialM ud T't-"-lt 1, ftt.n Bzaa,ff.f iohh c. wsst co., ui i "? !-.iia mnirsiM3tjurfiyin-i:'t:i IriprSSBEaewwa.