N. n ?! i I. . . . c THEKB JJLE SOME DRAWBACKS . Considerable Veneered Humbug About the Southern California Boom Land held at Ridicu lous figures. Headers of the Herald who are making preparations for a "trip to southern California may be curious to know bow much their pres ence will be appreciated here, writes a Los Angeles correspondent to the New York Herald. There has been such a remarkable immigration to this country of late that the hotels and boarding-houses are most of the time filled to their utmost capacity. As the overplus of preceding excur sions has not had time to distribute itself into neighboring towns the un fortunate pilgrim will be likely to wander about the city for hours without finding a place for his head. But if it becomes known that be hi money to invest some two hundred real estate agents will be ready to do bidding without stint and without cost. They will withhold nothing, they deem it necessary that he should know, taking care not to conceal the circumstances that "real estate is booming" nor suppress the fact that lands which twenty years ago sold at 50 cents and $1 per acre are now i demand at 1500 and $1,000, wi:h prices going up. The tact that Los Angeles has increased in population from 13,000 to 50,000 within six year and other bits of valuable informa tion will be rendered in due season and in proper order. Speculators here attaching enor mous prices to diminutive values and making desperate efforts to con vince pastern tourists that now : the oppoitunity ot thyir lives read the highway to fortune. There is no little veneered humbug about this southern California booiu. The flood and eeduclive oratory of this coast is remarkable kindred, indeed, to the cool presumption that stakes off iuto city lots cactus lauds that have little better prospects than the Adirondack wilderness. People are einiplj wild. Speculation ib rite, and the old-time furor of 1848, so long held in abeyance, seems to be in pro cess of resurrection without any ade quate cause. With the exception of a limited area in San Diego county grazing io substantially a failure in its part u( tho state, and agriculture au unsati factory success. As to fruit cultur;, over which there is much ado, it may bo observed that tho liural Califor nia! and other periodicals represent ing this industry makes tbuir cli mate of laud tor profitable horticul ture at $150 per acve. In view of the destruction threatened by "scale," blight, and insect pest, the great car:-, skill, labor, aud- expense required t j make tho culture of tho best paying fruits a success, the uncertainty of future markets, and other hazards connected with this industry, it is simply abeurd to pay for productive purposes the prices now attached to these lands. But it is now said that there are fifty thousand people "booked" for southern California, half of whom will want homes in this delightful country, and others by tene of thous ands who will follow their example in the near future. But tho premise? are wrong at the outset. No such proportion of these tourists will set tle here, and even if they shoul i there are vast unoccupied and unused tracts in this part of the state suf ficient for the demands of many years. Tbis couuty alone is larger than the state of Connecticut ani nearly twice that of Rhode Island and Delaware combined ; yet the entire county has not as many inhabitants as the citykof Providence alone. San Diego county adjoining this on the south is larger than Massachusetts, Connecticut and Rhode Island com bined, and yet it has not one fifth of their inhabitant. San Bernardino count', iu which there is now on foot a vast enterprise by which large portions of its waste lands will be re claimed and transformed into rich agricultural region, will also fur nish room for a goodly number of new-comers. This county is said to be the largest in the Uuited Statep, being equal to Vermont, Massachu setts, Conuecticut, and Rhode Island, aud, in fact, larger than tho two counties just mentioned taken to gether. Yet it is more sparsely set tled than either. These conditions substantially prevail in Monterey, San Luis Obispo,Eern,Santa Barbara, and Ventura other delightful coun ties of southern California. The knowledge of these facta dispels the illusion that this country is to be densely populated within the next decade, and warns the new-comer to insist upon something of real pro ductive value in return for his in vestment. Real estate agents are simply painting this country red, and nearly every local newspaper has caught the prevailing craze. This is without doubt a promising state, so are Minnesota, Iowa, Kansas and Colorado. Other states than Cali fornia have brilliant features. Every body is not comintr her. Since the boomers of land here have opf ned fire on other states it may on! he discourteous to allude to one or two disadvantages inherent in this land of flowers and sunshine. Not the least o these is fhe difficulty of obtaining a suitable water supply for the various arts aud industries of the country. When it requires' a greater outlay to supply a farm with ?be water needed to make it profit able thnp if would b to r-uy the land itself in mny interior states; when. in various loralities wafer is largely discarded a a hrvemee for the want of ageed article; when manufacture goes brrpiig in mnr.y places on ac count of the scarcity of water and far!; when societies like tho Los Appelee Mar.u?cturert' association are organized for the express pur pose of solving the momentous prob Ioivib rolattnir tn thn raw materials and motive power ; when lakes are : filled with arid sands instead oft sparkling water, aud when, rivers run dry, must it net be confessed.! by the most zealous champion of southern California that something, after all, is lacking to complete his paradise? Were one disposed to en ter into details be might speak of mediocre lumber at $40 per thousand and ambiguous butter at 40 cr-ntu per pound. He might compare the cac tus covered areas of this country and their bramble, age and greasewood products with the broad, cleau acres of other states and their stores of fuel, abundance of timber, plenteous streams, and wealth of corn and grain. He might also allu.le to cer tain discomforts experienced by eastern pilgrims who have uot been initiated into the rmsferious secrets of tbis land of "gorgeous canyons" and "picturesque scenery." He might call attentiou to the insidious cactus, the uncompanionable tarantula, and the inevitable sand-storm. These allusions are not made from any prejudice, but simply to correct the popular fallacy that this is the only country in which it was in:e d ed that man should live. It has in deed, its excellent features, and peo ple from the east will still resort hither to renew their lease of life and enjoy its fruits aud flowers and sunny skies. They will not all, bow ever, come here. But those who do may rest assured there will be plenty of room for them in these great counties 'or decades and generations to come. The "copper captains" of the coast arc not going to corner i's s-unshiKO ivr monopolize ts climate. FOR THE LADIES. Present lliaps or thn Woman Problem Mow Can Tliey bn Provided Willi Work? Book Iu Bed-roonw l'ur Hie Kntertaln- ineut of CJiitMU If mijchoiri Hints and I'anciex. PRESENT PHASES OF THE WOMAN PROB LEM. Of late years this question of woman's work has passed into another phase, and the crux uow is, not so much how they can be provided with work ade quately remunerated, but how they can tit themselves for doing it without dam age to their health aud those interests of the race and society which arc bound up with their well-being. This is the dilliculty, both of the higher education aud of the general circumstances sur rounding the self-support of women. For the strain is severe, and must be. if they are to successfully compete with men undeniably the stronger, both in mind and body, in intellectual grasp and staying power, in the faculty of origination, the capacity for sustained effort, aud iu patient perseverance un der arduous and it may bo distasteful labor. But the dream and the chief en deavor of women now is to do the same work as men alone have hitherto done which means that tho weaker shall come into direct competition with the stronger the result being surely a fore gone conclusion. This is the natural consequence of the degradation by wo men themselves of their own more fit ting work; so that a female doctor, for the present, holds a higher social posi tion thau does the resident governess, while a telegraph-girl may be a lady, but a shop-girl can not. For well-paid intellectual work a good education is naturally of the first necessity, and the base on which all the rest is founded. Wherefore, the higher education has been organized more as a practical equipment than as au out come of the purely intellectual desire of women to learn where they have noth ing to gain by it For all this, many girls go to Girton and Newnham who do not mean to practically profit by their education girls who want to escape from the narrow limits of the home, and who yearu after the quasi independence of college-life girls to whom the unknown is emphatically the magnificent, and who desire novelty before all things; with the remnant of the purely studious those who love learning for its own sake only, indepen dent of gain, kudos, freedom, or novel ty. But these are the women who would have studied as ardently, and with less strain, in their own homes: who would have taken a longer time over their education, and would not have hurt their health and drained their vital energies by doing in two or three years what should have taken five or six; who would have gathered with more deliberation, not spurred by emu lation nor driven by competition; and who, with energy super-added to their love of knowledge, would have made the Mrs. Somervilles or Caroline Her schels, the Miss Burners or Harriet Mar tineaus, of history. But such women are not many; voluntary devotion, irre spective of self-interest, to art, literature, science, philosophy, being one of the rarest accidents in the history of wo men as. indeed, must needs be if they are to fulfill the natural functions of thoir sex. Mrs. E. Lynn Linton, in Popular science Monthly. BED-ROOM BOOK-SHELVES. "You know the time-honored joke about my family?" my friend asked, looking up with a droll smile. "They say that we never go to bed and never 6 "f "Yes," I answered, "but the world will never accept the fact that there are two classes of people those who are at their best when they wake early in the morning and then run down like clocks, and those who are at their worst and weakest and dullest when sleep is just over, but who are gradually winding themselves up all day, so that when evening comes they are equal to any thing. The trouble is that the morning people are such a majority that they rule society and make all its laws. The evening people are obliged poor things io ges up ana nave breakfast when they stand drag themselves out to keep early appointments, and when they come to their happy evening and are wide awake and blooming like prim roses, all the morning people are stupid and sleepy and unsympathetic." My friend sighed and nodded. "There is so little provision made for us," she said. "It seems'Teallv auite heartless. Last week I was paying a visit at the W.'s. You know how charming the bouse is?" "And how charming they are," I added. "Yes; and though they are morning people they can ' not help that, dear souls! Only I found them getting sleepy just before 10, and said good night out of sheer affection, for I was just ready to enjoy myself. I went upstairs and meant to delight myself in, reading for an hour or two. Alas! I had left my own book at home; something, too, that I was uncommonly interested in. It was a great blow, but I looked confi dently round that luxurious room, and found everything that needed to make me comfortable except books; so I went to bed and bud awake, as I always-do, until between 12 and 1." "How odd." said L "for they are fa mous mader. And even moraine peo- pie themselves often like to read when they wake too early." "And one likes to find a clever book to take up in the daytime. You know that.guests often like to hide themselves in their rooms, and it is a great satis faction to the hostess to have them do so. On a longish visit, I mean; when the affairs of the household have to go. on as usual, I think there should be a comfortable couch and a table where one can write, in every guest-chamber. And a little shelf of books and a maga zine or two." "One might guess at the preferences of the coming guest and arrange the books specially, some new ones and some old ones. Miss Thackeray's "Vil- lage on the Cliff," Mrs. Rutherford's "Children"andThoreau's "Cape Cod." or one of Burroughs1 books something ot Airs, uiipnants, ana xnacKerays "Roundabout Papers." Tennyson s poems, one ot the larme volumes, m . . - -m m Longfellow's "Evangeline.' Dear me. now easy to make a list!" "But, after all some people would never touch them," said L "Then the books should be there to stare them in the face all the more," said my friend, Orne JewttL decidedly." Sarah HOUSEHOLD HINTS. Back window sills are made more at tractive if painted a soft green or red and filled with some plant An oblong box of live-forever or creeping Charlie will grow luxuriantly and require but little care. Lard may be made perfectly sweet by boiling a pared potato in it In finding places for kitchen utensils study every time to place them where it will take the least walking to reach them. To cleau a porcelain kettle, fill half full of hot water and put in a table spoonful of powdered borax; let it boil. If this doesn't remove all the stains scour with a cloth rubbed with soap and borax. Insomnia has been cured by bandag ing one of the legs at the knee with lay ers of wet calico and covering these with a sheet of waterproof cloth. The vessels of the leg were dilated and the amount of blood in the head diminish ed, and sleep followed. To keep insects out of birdcages tie up a little sulphur in a bag, and sus pend it in the cage. Red ants will nev er be found in closet or drawer if a small bag of sulphur be kept there. Small umbrellas are effective for shades on lamps and gas chandeliers. Those of Japanese paper are covered with orange, pink or crimson roses made out of tissue paper, and fastened as a shield at one side of the globe. A j .... .. .! large bow of ribbon of the same color fastens the handle. FEATS OF THE COWBOYS. Interesting Sights at the Albuquerque Fair Throwing the Lasso. The most interesting feature of the Alburquerquc fair is not its display of products, but the heterogeneous crowd of people who view them, says a corre spondent of the Philadelphia Times. Here is the Spanish-American, with his broad sombrero; the fierce-looking cow boy, with his belt full of pistols and bowie-knives, and tho Kansas City dude, with his shining black-silk hat The Navajo Indians, clad from head to foot in undressed skins, jostle their more uncivilized brethren, the Mojaves, naked, save for a cloth around the loins. Here is the Mojave mother, bare to the waist and clasping to her dusky breast her tawny babe, who draws his suste nance from nature's fount as its parent pushes her way through the crowd. Girls as pretty "as any to be seen iu Philadelphia, and dressed quite as stylishly as any who promenado Chest nut street go laughing and talking with their beaux through the broad aisles of the main exhibition hall. But the observed of all observers in this great crowd is Billy Moparez, one of the most famous cowboys in this region. Nearly six feet in height straight as an arrow, with strength, agility, and sup- fileness expressed in the curve of every imb, he is the beau ideal of a dash ing, handsome, fearless frontiersman. Billy added considerably to his repu tation recently by an exploit at Gallup, a mining: town of New Mexico, a little this side of the Arizona line. As he was about to mount his pony in that place one day recently, a Navajo Indian claimed it as his, and accused Billy of having stolen it. The cowboy resented the Indian's claim and warned him to be careful. But the Navajo heeded him not and, seizing the pony's bridle, he tried to wrest it from Billy's grasp. Quick as a flash the cowboy drew his big navy revolver, fired, and instantly there was one Indian less in New Mexi co. The friends of the dead man soon gathered at Gallup in force aud loudly demanded vengeance for the murder of their comrade. The ranchero who was Billy's employer endeavored to effect a compromise. He offered to give the relatives and intimates of the dead Indian $80 worth of goods from the Gallup store if they would let the mat ter drop. They gladly accepted this proposal, and as the store-keeper, by a preconcerted urrangement with the ranchero, charged the Indians a quad ruple price for everything they took, Billy's patron was not more than $20 out of pocket There was some very good horse racing at the fair on a very excellent half-mile track. The principal event was a trotting match for horses that had never beaten threo minutes, and was well contested by a number of very creditable local specimens of horseflesh. But the greatest feature of the whole fair that which is the principal mag net in drawing hither all these people from three states took place in the afternoon. It was a grand cowboy tournament which was contested on the race-track for several valuablo prizes bv all the most noted cowboys of this region. At 3 o'clock a drove .of wild Texas .steers were turned loose in the inclo- sure, and a large number of cowbovs began the task of lassoing them, the boy who lassoed the greatest number to be declared the winner. It was a glorious sight those stalwart young men mounted upon broncho horses of the highest mettle and speed, their brown cheeks glowing with health and their dark eyes flashing with excite ment The fence around the inside of the race-track had been removed, and on the large oval of green turf in front of the grand stand the steers go plung ing and tossing and the boys go riding after them like so many incarnate whirlwinds. Every now and then an infuriated steer would make straight for a broncho, bent on goring the life out of him and his rider, but the alert cowboy, with his high-spirited steed under the most perfect control, by a singleturn of his bridle band would wheel him deftly aside and the fierce bovine would catch nothing on his horns save the .circumambient air. The skill displayed in riding and managing the bronchos and throwing the lasso was simply marvelous. Cast ing the running noose over the head of tne steer while riding at full speed was the most insignificant part of the per formance. With the most perfect ease the cowboys would place it around any it 1 vww one oi me animal s legs, -inis is a most difficult feat, and the skill requisite to its. accomplishment can only be ac quired by long and patient practice. Even then he who seeks to become pro ficient in it must have an inborn apti tude and dexterity of eye and hand. To perform it the cowboy most determine the spot upon which the swiftly-running animal will next set the foot of the leg around which be desires to draw the noose. Upon this spot be most throw iue jussoo, and the moment the steer has placed its foot within its slip-knot he must, by a peculiar, indescribable motion of his hand and arm, draw it up above the creature's knee aud quickly pull it taut 'I his feat was accom plished mauy times during tho progress of the tournament; indeed, tho number of failures was very insignificant in pro portion to the number of trials. i A WORD ABOUT JEWELS. Opals and Rabies The Famous Saucy Diamond. A word about jewels. I noticed in an English paper recently that Queen Victoria bad lately given away many jewels containing opals in order to over- come, if possible, the prejudice against them. How this prejudice arose it would be interesting to learn Among the ancients this stone was hisrhlv . .. . - i esteemed, f liny relates that a Roman senator owning an opal valued at 20,- 000 sesterces (about 2,000.00'J francs) was exiled because he refused to sell it to Marc Antony. In the middle ages it was still greatly prized. Robert de Ber- . quen, a dealer in precious stoues of that ( time, writes that the opal renders the I person wearing it amiable and acts as a preservative against miasma ana con tagion in the air. At the present day it is considered unlucky as "the evil eye." The Paris dealers in precious stone? have been recently puzzled by the action of certain jewelers in Geueva iu throw ing on the market 8,000 or 4,000 francs' worth of rubies which preseut certain peculiar features to the analyst They are found to contain aluminium, mag nesia, protoxyde of irou, sesquioxyde of chromium, and silica precisely like gen uine rubies, and their density is nearly equal to that of the purest stones com ing from the East Still the Paris dealers are suspicious, and it is now supposed that some clever chemist has found the secret of dissolving this ruby hitherto deemed insoluble and has suc ceeded in forming a single large stone out of a number of small ones. The prolit that would accrue from such an operation mav be inferred when it is , stated that ten carats of small uncut . rubies would only be worth leu francs, but the same stones melted and made , into a single stouc would be worth, ' when offered as a genuine ruby weigh t ing ton carats, 10,000 francs. t To conclude my gossip on precious 1 stones I will relate a curious story told by the celebrated Jules Janin. it ap pears that he once came ucar losing the celebrated bancy diamond, said to be worth 1,500,000 francs. It appears that he WM one day visiting the Louvre iu nnfflnanv with thn l'rini.nca llnniiflrtft company with the Princess Demi doff. ibo fatter, as the weather was warm, took off her shawl on which was her diamond brooch. This she handed to the author and asked him to keep it for her. Jauin, of course, consented and slip ped it into the pocket of his white vest and thought no more about it; neither did the princess. Tne next day, how ever, she asked her husband whether M. Janin had returned tho pin. "No," replied the prince. They sent iu haste to Junin's lodg ings. "You don't mean to say it was the Saucy diamond?" cried the bewildered critic; "what can I have done with it?" He searched through his wardrobe without success. Suddenly :i thought struck him. "1 put it iu the pocket of my vest," he cried. "In that case," said his servant, "it has gone to the washerwoman's." Everybody ran to the washerwoman's. The good, soul was cautiously question ed. She must not be exposed to too great a temptation. "O, j'es! a breastpin," she replied carelessly. "I remember. I didn't sup pose you cared about it, so I gave it to my youngest to play with." 'Fortunately the child was not far off. He did not suspect that his plaything was worth a million and a half, but it was quite safe. Janin, however, never told the story without a shudder. Paris Letter. How Weeds May Spread. The vitality of weed seeds is well known. The means of spreading are so various that it is not strange that careful farmers are much annoyed by their spread, not so much by their own negligence as by that of slack farmers. How last the seeds of weeds increase may easily be seen by experiments made at the Ohio Experiment Station. Upon this subject the director says: A careful count of the seeds in each of a large number of silicles in Shep herd's Purse showed a variation of from eighteen to thirty-four, the whole num ber counted averaging a little more than twenty-five each. Fifteen hundred sili cles were found upon a medium-sized plant, and taking twenty-five as the number of seeds in each silicle we found 37,500 seeds in a single plant A single plant of dandelion had forty nine ripened heads. The seeds, or rather the achenia, in each one of these heads were counted. The smallest num ber found was 206, tho largest 272; the average for the forty-six heads being 247. This gives 12,103 seeds from one plant There are two seeds in each silicle of wild pepper-grass. On one plant just an average sized specimen, 9,200 sili cles were counted, making 18.400 seeds from a singlo plant. The seeds on one plant of corn Crom well, or wheat thief, were counted and found to be just a few short of 7.000. Ine flower heads of ten plants of the common thistle were counted. The average for each was 203. The seeds, or achenes, of five heads were then counted. The largest number found in a single head was335, the smallest 287; the average for the five heads being 322. This gives 65,366 as a fair estimate of the number of seeds produced by an average thistle, as it is found m central Ohio. The flower heads on two small plants of chamomile were counted. One con tained 100, tho other 163. The achenes in five heads of the former averaged 139, with a range from 121 to 168. The achenes in five heads of the latter av eraged 110, with a range of 86 to 140. Thus, one plant contained 13,900 seeds and the other 17,930. Butter weed, velvot leaf, Indian mal low, etc., contained 203 ripened seed ods. Ten of these, taken without se ection, gave an average of 42.3. The plant contained, therefore. 8.587 seeds. L A single average specimen of- rag weed was found, by actual count, to contain 5,336 seeds. Two specimens of common purslane were examined. One contained 2,660 pyxes, the other 3,240. The seeds in ten pyxes of the former averaged 115. Multiplying the actual number of pyxes by 115 gives 305,900 seeds. Counting the seeds in twenty pyxes of the latter specimen gave an average pyxis of 120, the variation in numbers ranging from 99 to 158. Multiplying 3,240, the actual number of seed capsules, by 120, the average number of seeds found in the 120 capsules counted, gives a product of 388.800, the total number of seeds in the plant Five plants of common plantain av eraged eighteen spikes of flowers each. The spikes averaged 370 capsules each; the capsules averaged six and a half seeds each, making 43,290 seeds per plant Ten heads of burdock picked without selection contained 685 achenes or seeds. Xbe heads on five ordinary sized plants were counted and they were found to average 556. Multiplying this by the average number of seeds found in each bead gives 39,087 seeds per plant- MISSING LINKS. W. H. H. Flick, a now Republican Congressman from Virginia, weighs more than three hundred pounds. - Mr. Gladstone has a rent-roll and land-income of $70,000 a year, aud is reported to nold several million dollars' worth of railroad shares. Claus Spreckels says Kiug Kalakaua of the Sandwich Islands cannot be moved by reason, but' can be ruled through the giu-boule. Dr. Mark Hopkins, at eighty-four.and David Dudley Field, at eighty-two, con fess to au interest iu life as keen as that felt a quarter of a century ago. A bronze statue of Frederick the Great has beeu placid in the Hall of Glory in the arsenal of Berlin. It is twice life size, and represents him in his tradi tional attitude, with his crooked stick. In a receut discourse Dr. Hopkins, ex-President of Williams, stated that of the 2,860 graduates of the college. 2. 229 have sat under his instruction in the sixty-one years during which he has been connected with it Miss May Yore, Michael Davitt's fiancee, is the principal soprano in the choir of the Church of St Francis de Sales, Oakland, Cal. She is not an heiress, as has been reported, but will receive some property eventually from her aunt Mrs. Canning. Benjamin Moore, who died in Berlin recently, left by will a reward of $1 for every policeman reporting a case of cruelty io animals. "As men have no hearts." he wrote in his will, "I leave my money to the brutes." And he did, enriching' the Berlin Society for the Protection of Animals by nearly fl00, 000. The 600 tornadoes recorded show that their whirl is almost invariably in the same direction opposite the hands of a watch and their onward movement with us is nearly always northeastward. Their favorite 'time of day is known, and a tabulated list of 162 shows nearly two-thirds between 2 and 6 p.m. A new trick iu pocket-picking has becu discovered in Atlanta, Ga., where the Hon. Patrick Walsh of Augusta was robbed in a crowded hotel elevator by a young man who said: "Excuse me, please, sir, but my watch-chain is caught in one of your buttons." It was in straightening out the pretended en tanglement that the larceny was com mitted. The Kiug of the Belgians is to become the purciiaser of the villa Hohenlohe. Quecu Victoria's residence at Baden Baden, which her Majesty is now trying to sell. King Leopold inspected the villa and grounds recently, and has come to the conclusion that the purchase is a desirable one, though the Queen is somewhat exacting in her demand. Although an approachable and genial man, the late Meyer Karl von Roths child was the proudest member of his house. For a time he was the only Baron on 'Change, and after Erlanger was made a Baron he refused to be seen there, not wishing to recognize the new noble. So he got the King of Wurtera burg to give one of his clerks a barony, and sent him on 'Change to deal with Erlanger. A Lancaster, Pa., grocer has adopted a rather novel way of collecting debts. The o:her morning he placed in his store window a list giving the uames of persons who owe hiin mouey, with their places of residence. The sums range from $1 to $100, and the names' are written in large, plain hand so that all who wish may read them. At the top of the list there is" a notice stating that the accounts will be sold very cheap. Mrs. Cleveland is said to receive more lotters from Hagerstown, Md., than from any other place in the country. Shortly after her marriage two little girls living iu that town sent her a let ter and a bouquet of flowers. The let ter was answered, aud in a short time was copied by the town newspaper. From that time Mrs. Cleveland has been addressed by young and old from Hagerstown on all sorts of subjects and for all sorts of purposes. A Boston Boy. Phil is only five, and just into trousers.. He had begged for them so piteously that his mother expected some ebulli tion of ecstasy when he got into them. But he was absolutely silent while he was going through the process of shed ding his dress and donning his new honors. When be was fairly rigged she looked at him fondly and saidin quiringly. "Well, Phil?' "Now I feel some better," responded he gravely. He had to speak at a Sunday-school concert not long ago. and the Door little soul was taken with stage-fright as soon as he had made his bow before the ec clesiastical footlights. His lips tremb led, his hands shook, his voice would not come. He had to give it up, and he trotted down the aisle to his mother's side again, overcome with shame. Af ter a few minutes the Superintendent called his name a second time. Phil pulled himself together and marched bravely to tho front But on facing all the people his courage forsook him agaiu. He made :i mighty effort to speak his little piece, but His mouth and chin quivered so that the words could not be said. Phil was surprised, but beaten. He retreated to his mother once more. "Why, darling," she whispered, put ting her arm around him, "why didn't you say your verses?" Mamma," he replied, tragically un conscious of any slang, "I just couldn't 1 had to give my chin a rest" Boston Record. Masonic lodges composed exclusively of women arc said by a late Paris pub lication to be carried on iu France uuiuerously, aud with the eom pic test of cerciucnial. Self dflusion is ever averse from injury, though by injury alone can the charm be dissolved. Idleness is the dead sea that swal lows all virtues, and the self-made eepulcber of a living man. Superstition, like many other fancies, very easily loses in power when, instead of flattering our van lty, it stands in our way. .While "man uever is, but .always to be blessed," be is continually cursed. -Satft Mheaa r Ecxeaaa, Old soreB and ulcers, Scaldhead and ringworm, Pain in the back and spine, Swelling of the knee joints, Sprains and bruises, Neuralgia and toothache, Tender feet caused by buaions, corns and chilblainsXwe warrant Beggs' Tropical Oil and all of the above. to relieve any Dr. A. Heintz. Meditation is the fountain of dis- covery. The FalaUiai ! Is about 3,000, and we would say at least one half are troubled with some affection ol the Throat and LuBgs, as those cob plaints are, according; to statistics, more numerous than others. We would ad vise all aot to neglect the opportunity to call on us and get a bottle of Kemp's Balsam for the Threat sad Laags. Price 60c and 11.00. Trial sitt frtt. pectfully, Dx. . Heintz, Greatly Kxcltcd. Not a few Ot tin: ci.zeus ot Colum bus have recently become greatly excited over th: a-n.iuiiitin facts, thttt oovural of ihuir irieiaU who had beeu pronouueed by their physicians as incurable ai.d booud all hope suite-ring that dreaded muuster Con sumptiou have been completely cured by Dr. King's New Discovery for Consumption, the only remedy that does positively cure all throat aud lung diseases, Coughs, Colds, Asthma and Bronchitis. Trial bottle free at Dowty & Heitkemper's Drug Store, large bottles $1. "Who do you love?' said Junes to his sweetheart's baby sister. I lovea 'oo." was the reply. "And who does SiBey love?" "Sissy loves Mister Smif, toss he tisses her.". Ms Wm. Westlaek, stock raiser and breeder of thoroughbred horses, living near Avoca, Nebraska, was badly injured by being thrown from a sulky. After using liniments and consulting physicians, without being afforded any relief, he obtained a bottle of Chamberlain's Paio Balm from the drugzit at Avona, which be began using and noticed a change for the better, after a tew applica tions; in two weeks he entirely re covered the use of bis arm. It isun equaled for severe bruises, and spraius, rheumatism and iame back. Sold by Dowty & Heitkemper. . "I see young Quiniue hai gone out of the apothecary business and be come a letter carrier." "Yes, he was tairly driven from pillar to po-.t.M Parity Year Btood If your tongue is coated. If your skin is yellow or dry. or u If you have boiis. If you have fever. If you are thin or nefv.tus. If you are bilious. .f If ou are constipated. If your bones ache. If your bead aches. f If you have no appetite. If you have no ambition, one bottle of Beggs' Blood Purifier and Blood Maker will relieve any and all of the above complaints. Sold and warranted by Dr. A. Heintz. "Yes," observed Mrs. Grapp, ' kinder got tired ot gas, aud now we we are goin' to have tha houe lit with clandestine electric lights.'' The Braad ea Calm was uot more feariul thau are the marks of the skin diseat.es, and yet Dr. Pierce's ''Goldtui Medical Dis cover'" is a certain euro for all ot them BiotchPH, pimple?, eruptions, pustule, scaly incrustation?, lumps, inflamed patches, salt-rheum, tetter, boils, carbuucles, ulcers, old Horu are by its use healed quickly aud permanently. A lyke five feet high has been found by Dr. Schliemann. We have a bigger lyre in tbis country, but they are not spelled that way. A Gremt-8arrle ' Is iu store for ell who use Kemp's Bal- am for the Throat and Lungs, the great guaranteed remedy. Would you believe that it is sold on its merits and that each druggist is authorized to refund your money by the Proprietor of tbis wonderful remedy if it fails to cure you. Dr. A. Heintz has secured the Agency for it. Pries 60c and Si. Trial size free. A fashionable young lady says she always enjoys the transatlantic voyage oecause sue makes tne ac quaintance of so many swells. Itch, Prairie Mange, and Scratches of every kind cored in 30 minutes by Woolford's Sanitary Lotion. Use no other. This never fails. Sold by O. B. Stillman, druggist Columbus. As yon can uow get 200 quinine pills for a dollar, we should say that quinine is getting to be a drug in the market. WoBderTal Ci W. D. Hoyt & Co., wholesale and retail druggists of Rome, Ga., says : We have been selling Dr. King's New Discovery, Electric Bitters and Bucklen's Arnica salve for two years. Have never handled remedies that sellaa well, or give such universal satisfaction. There have been some wonderful cures effected by these medicines it this city. Several cases of pronounced Consumption have been entirely cured by use of a few bottles of Dr. King's New Discovery, taken in connection with Electric Bitters. We guarantee them always. Sold by Dowty & Heitkemper. A coal stove is a cast iron paradox. It won't burn unless you put it up ; then it won't burn unless you shake it down. Yodng and middle-aged men, suf fering from nervous debility and kindred affections, as loss of memory and hypochondria, should enclose 10 cents in stamps for large illustrated treatise suggesting sure means of cure. Address, World's Dispensary Medical Association, Buffalo, N. Y. Why is "X" the most unfortunate of letters ? Because it is always in a fix, and never out ot perplexity. D Ysn Kaw that Beggs' Cherry Cough Syrup will relieve that cough almost injtantly and make expectora tiooiiasy ? Acta simultaneously on the bowel:, kidnevs and liver, there by relieving the lungs of that sore ness and paiu aud also etoppin? that tickling sensation iu the throat by rira vinir the oaage. One trial of it will convince any one flint it ha no equal ou earth for coiigrb-H and cold a Dr. A. Hein'z ha npciired the a!e of it and will guarantee every boitlo to give aaticfaction. 3feb23 Be il in war or time of peace, the caBBOn-maker business can be made to boom. "" Chambcblain's Congh Remedy cures the moqt obstinate coughs. Try it 1 Dowty &r Heitkemper. ' f5-S5j9v:aai j. " Bam3!aB ?K I-'UBaQfraW aaiai aiaasa vtaasi aa aaK-T7J B. Br B S rfs. BBBtB ' BB Hjjj-f Ki&'ri aa"rf aaH I FBRHONT NOBHAL SCHOOL AND BUSINESS G0LLE6E. r Tbis institution prepares vouns people thoroughly for Te chinsr, for Business Life, for Admission to College, for Law or Medical School. f..r Public Speaking, in Instrumental and Vocal Music, in Drawing mid Paintinjr. and in Elocution, Short-band and Type-writinr. In the Normal Department, thorough instruction i given in nil brant-he- re quired for anV certificate from Third lir'icle to tate Professional. The Engines Course include Pen manship. Commercial Correspondence, Commercial Law and Book-keeping, with the best methods of keeping Farm, Fac tory, Banking and Mercantile accounts. (Five premiums were awarded to this department at the recent State Fair.) Expenses are very low. Tuition. Rjoui Kent and Table Board arc placed at cost, as nearlv as possible. Firs-t Winter'Teriu le-in ov. !, 'SO; Second Winter Term, Feb. 1, 'S7. For particular- address President of XoItMAI. Coli.i-.ok, Xov.'Mf Fremont Neb. TIE LABGEST iSfl FINEST WW west of Omaha, at GREISEN BROS. The best manufactories of the country represeutcd. Not to be under sold by anybody. Come and see prices at GREISEN BROS. This Is the most -PRAOTIO Ala HIGH-OUT SHOB ever invented. Ms very I itla veryQBNTEEIi and DaESSYandfrli iroa the eamoproteettoaaaabootororor-gaUtir. tls convenient to Tint on and the too can bo "'limited to at anyontlo by eliaply moving & buttons. . 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The udvertiserwho wants to spend one dollar, finds in it the In formation be requires, while forhim who will Invest one hundred thousand dollars in ad vertising, a scheme is indicated which will meet his every requirement, or can be made to do to by slight changes tasQg arrived at by cor respondence. 148 editions have been Issued. Sent, post-paid, to any address for 10 centx. Write to GEO. P. ROWELL & CO., KEWSVAPEK ADVERTISING BUREAU. (109prnoet.PrinttagHouseSq.). New York. YOU: can live at home, and make more money at work for us, than at anything else in this world. Cap ital not needed; you are started free. Both sexes; all ages. Any one can do the work. Large earnings sure from first start. Costly outfit and terms free. Better not delay. Costs you nothing to send ui your address and find out; if you are wise you will do so at once. H. IfALUETT.fc Co., Portland, 3Iaine. Dec-22-'8 RCBOYD, MANUFACTURER OP Tin and Sheet-Iron Ware ! Job-Work, Hoofing and Gutter ing; a Specialty. yarshnp on Olive Street, 2 doors north of Brodfeuhrer's Jewelry Store. 32-ti ''BBWBBSBBaBllMlWa WKFOfDjHf BLbbiBBBi bBkb1BBbQvEs1bb1bT w wH ibibbbbbbbbbbbbVibbbbbbbbbbbV I bbbv LS- Tt.jtM.nkjm prBBfca, BlacKsmitii ana Wagon Maker aVfeftV ktea,- " ' To!!fflf KB BEAST! Mtxican Mustang: Liniment Sciatica, las&bagst KaTuaanat, lorns, Sealdfl, Stiags, litea, Irnises. Innions, Coma; SeratekM, Csmtraetsa' Spraim, Masslss, Strain, Xraptfcas, ftiteaas, sTotfliL StiffJouits, Screw Bsckaca, Wsras, Galli, Swiaacy, Sores, SaddlsOiuTs, Spavia HIM. Cracks. I THIS GOOD OLD STAND-BY accomplishes for ererybody exactly what le claimed for It. One of the reasons for tho great popularity of the Mustang Liniment Is found In Its aalTersml applicability. Everybody needs such medicine. The LasabenaaB needs It In ease or accident The Heasewlfe needs It for geaeralfamUy use. The Caaater needs It for his teams and hU men. The Mechanic needs it always oa his work beach. The Mlaer needs It In case of emergency. Tho Pleaeerneedsit cantget along without It. The Farmer needs It In his house, hi stable, and his stock yard. The Steamboat man or the Boatmaa needs It in liberal supply afloat and ashore. The Horse-fancier needs It-It to his best friend and safest reliance. The Steck.grower needs it It wm gare him thousands or dollars and a world of trouble. The Railroad man needs It and wlU need It so long as his life Is a round of accidents and dangers. The Backwoodsman needs It. There Is noth-. Ing like It as an antidote for tho dangers to life, limb and comfort which surround the pioneer. Tho Merchant needs It about his store among a his employees. Accidents wlU happen, and whea these come the Mustang Liniment Is wanted at once. Keep a Bottle In the Hone. TU the best of economy. Keep a Battle la the Factory. Its Immediate nse In caso of accident savc pain and loss of wages. Keep a Battle Always in the Stable for ase whea wanted. Cures Guaranteed ! DR. -WARNS SPECIFIC No. 1. A Certain Cure for Xervous Debility, Seminal "W"eaknes, involuntary K mis sions, Spermatorrhea, and all diseases of the genito-urinary organs caused by self abuse or over indulgence Price, $1 00 per box. six boxes $.".0(. DR. WARN'S SFECiriC No. 2. For Epileptic Fits, v'ental Anxiety, Loos of Memory, Softening of the Brain, and all those diseases of the brain. PrUe $1.00 per box, six boxes $.".0t). DR. WARN'S SPECIFIC No. 3. For Impotence, Sterility in either sex, Los of Power, premature old ag',.iii(! all thoe diseases requiring a thorough in igoraticg of the sitn:il oriran.s. "price fitMl per box, s?ix boves $i).tiu. DR. -WARN'S SPECIFIC No. 4. For Headache, Xervous N'euralgia, and all acute di-eases of the nervous srtem. Price ."i(io per box, six boxes $2.50. DR. WARN'S SPECIFIC No. 5. For all diseases caused by the over-use of tobacco or liquor. This remedy is par ticularly efficacious in averting palsy and delirium tremens. Price $1.00 per '-ox, six boxes $.".00. We Guarantee a Cure, or agree to re fund double the money paid. Certificate in each box. This guarantee applies to each of our live Specifics. Sent by mail to uiiy address, secure from observation, on receipt of price. Be careful to mention the number of Specific wanted. Our specitics are only recommended for spe cific diseases. Keware of remedies war ranted to cure ail these diseases with one medicine. To avoid counterfeits and al ways secure tne genuine, order only from dowty sc cin:v. DRUGGISTS, 13-1 Columbu. Xeb Keallh is Wealth! Db E. C.We3t3 Neute ajtd Bbaet TmuT mcrr, a Runranteod specific for Hysteria, Dirti ness, Convulsions, Fits. Ncrrons- Nonrahjoa. Headacho,Nerrou3 Prostration caused by the use of alcohol or tobacco. Wakefulness, Mental De pression. Softening of tho Brain resulting in in sanity and leading to misery, decay and death, Fremartlro Old Ago, Barrcnncaw, Loss of power In either box. Involuntary Losacs and Epermat orrhcea caused byovor-oiurtion of tho brain, self abase or ovor-indulgenco. Each, box contains one month's treatment. $1X0 a box, or six boxes for&UXXBcntbyxnail prcpaidon receipt of jriC9. 1TE GUARANTEE SIX. BOXES To enro any caso. With each order received byna for six boxes, accompanied with $5X0, wo will send tho purchaser cur written guarantee to re fund tho money if tho treatment doaauotaffsct cure. Guarantees issued onlyby JOHN O. WEST & CO., 862 W. MADISON ST., CHICAGO, ILLS., . Sole Prop's West's Liver Pills.' PAT CAVEATS. TRADE 3MBKSAXD COPYRIGHTS Obtained, and all. other business in. the U. ?. Patent Office attended to for MOD ERATE FEES. Our office is opposite the U. S. Patent Office, and we can obtain Patents in least. tune than those remote from WASHING TON. Send 3IODEL Oil DRAWING. We advise as to patentability free of chance; and we make NO CHARGE UNLESS AVE OBTAIN PATENT. We refer here to the Postmaster, the Supt. of Money Order Div., and to offii cials of the U. S. Patent Office. For cir culars, advice, terms and references to actual clients in your own State or county, write to c. a. rvow co.. Opposite Patent Office, Washington, D.O. ac a dials' co S3 23 ST SsTSeass1-,! ?"& JO??,?1??. n 5.S?5s2- 3 ' - U -T 1 - . kaA K mm a ra 2 go? w - MONET! to be made. Cut thia i. .n. send"0' W.J'i" fi-reat vain n,l ?"".: :musk ui will at-ii-i ',. .""""l.aace io you, that will start you m business which will bring you in more money rieht wav than anything else in thl wo! Id. Any EnhCernB.thaeWOrk and MTirt hoe7 ffcifw ;ia!1 ases Something new We im .Mlrnf9Jnone3r for " worker.. Thls7, onV nrr.iU; capital not needed. nh..i! r otlhe genuine, important chances of a lifetime. Those who are- davti0UCrandd n'S5 will St. Tin - rn L ou"i' ree. Address ' irue t Co., Augusta, Maine. Dec-22-'8tf S5QO REWARD! Uooirtfctly compiled with. Thrr. WMMriSHkV.Muk,BNfnysMK BaawaW I aaVHaaaaaa Mk . s ' : 4 lj I vr & jc&lP-i r& , JORTJ - -. v , - . .