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In case my daw Uj need ma. I'm prood tao win a penny. An' crack my thoomb at care an' gloom WT Jennie. It has been uphill a' oor days. But aye w hen caul J care neared ma My lasL?, tii' her winsome ways, Stood by my side nn' cheered me; An1 tae my last guld penny What e'en betide, I'll aye devlde "i Jennie. Some day, an' Death, the orra loon, W'kl grin in baith oor faces, But weel I ken he camia' droon My lassie's modest graces. I'll wager ye a penny That sune or lang content Til gang Wi'J;nma. -. Syne, when we cross tbe Jordan's tide. An' sicht you Ian1 sae bonny. The unci's w uaur the door Stan's wide Will never speer at ony "Hae the wail's big penny" But welcome gie baith her an1 me My Jennie. Nurristown IleraJd. A PERIPATETIC PHILOSOPHER. A. Hronsou Alcott' Karly Uf-Oas of the Most Unpractical of Mortals. A. Bronson Alcott, still ulive and men tally clear, notwitlistanding a recent stroke of apoplexy, at nearly 87, is one of the mast remarkable and peculiar characters of the time. He is an idealist and l'latonist and one of the most un practical of mortal:, though born, reared and living nearly his whole life in pru dent, thrifty New England. A Con necticut farmer's son, ho was sent by a country trader, soon after reaching his majority, to Virginia with u lot of knick nacks to eddle tlirough the state. So rare and eccentric a peddler lias seldom been been. One of Ids last Jlioughts was to sell anytlung. His chief desire was to talk, and talk has continued his dominant desire ever since. He went from planta tion to plantation, and as he was amiable and interesting he staid at the planters' houses, read books and discussed phil osophic themes. After twelve months his employer suc ceeded in getting him home by remitting him money, when he found that Alcott liad given away most of his stock to the slaves, poor wlutes and children in the houth. Peddling was decidedly not his vocation, as he perceived himself, and he next undertook teaching. He went from Boston to Concord, where he still is, as unworldly as a child, and as dreamy as a Persian poet. He lias tried to establish several ideal communities they failed, of course and for many years traveled about the country holding what he was pleased to term conversations, mainly transcendental monologues on fate, poefry, nature, divinity, manhood, sym xithy and kindred topics. He is incapable of earning money, and Ids family would have starved long ago but for Ins eldest daughter, Louisa, who has been writing since girlliood and has become a very popular author with young folks. The elder Alcott is said never to liave liad $10 in his possession but once, and he gave that to a professional tramp, who told liim a transparently false story. Hearing the diameter of the man, the vagabond afterward returned the bank bill with an apology. Such perfect inno cence as Ids is clianning in the abstract, but in the head of a family it is jiositively exasperating. He lias never liad any place m America in the nineteenth cent ury. His proper sphere is Utopia, where some of his theories might be re duced to practice. His mind is very sug gestive, and Emerson, practical even when most poetic, was one of Ins ardent admirers. New York Commercial Ad vertiser. A Western Weather Prophet. Foretelling the weather is beginning to affect Capt. Glassford, who lias charge of tliat department on this coast. He be gins to talk of the winds and the rain and the sun as if they were personal friends of his on a globe trotting tour. I asked him the other day a somewliat im pertinent question. 'Wliat's going to happen in weather?" He didn't look up at the sky as any body else would do. He didn't hesitate and say, "Well, I think ." He was apparently quite confident, knew all about it. He spoke up like a fellow who was responsible for it and ordered its course, and his tone was just as if tlie weather was a man or a party and travel ing on his orders. "There will be a few showers here to morrow," he said; "only a few showers. There's a storm up in Oregon now, but it won't be down for a few days, and it may perl taps be detained a while longer. It takes time, don't you know, to work those tilings up and down the coast. San Francisco Chronicle. History of a Madstone. W. R. Sonner, of Fort Worth, Tex., has a madstone that has been used over 100 times and with success. It has a history. In 1848 Capt. Wilson, of Ala bama, killed a white deer, and, knowing the Indian theory, looked in its stomach and there found astone as large as a goose egg that resembled a petrified sjKMige. This was the madstone. The Indian theory is that the white deer is more susceptible to vegetable poisons taken into the stomach when eaten with grass tlian other animals. To preserve the life of the animal, nature has placed in the stomach this porous stone, which absorbs the poison, neutralizes it and saves the deer's life. The stone, applied to a bite into which poison lias been in jected, at once draws it out, and when its pores are filled drops off. Being soaked in milk, the stone is made pure again and ready for another application. New York Sun. How Much Blesseder. Says a writer: "It is a blessed thing for any one to have a friend whom he can utterly trust" So it is; but just think how much blesseder it is to liave a friend who will trust him utterly, and how much more profitable, too. New York Graphic. A civilized man will never want to sell a thing for more than it is worth, nor will he want to buy anything for less .than what it is worth. Col. Bob Inger tolL Subscribe WITH THE DAILY CHICAGO MAIL, Both. Papers One Year, FOE- HOW EXPLORERS ARE SURPRISED. R( arkable Discoveries that Some of Them Have Ueeeatly Made. It happens now and then that an ex plorer makes a sensational and wholly unexpected discovery. Several unique facts with regard to certain tribes of sav ages have recently been ascertained. Mr. W. Montagu Kerr, for instance, has found among the Makorikori tribe in Africa, whom he is the first to describe, gunpowder which they make themselves for use in the flint lock muskets which they obtain from native traders. This tribe live far from the east coast and quite a distance south of the Zambesi river. Then- gunpowder burns slowly, and its explosive force is far inferior to that of ours, but it answers their purpose very well. They mix the efflorescence of saltpeter with charcoal, which they make from the bark of the mufati tree. This mixture is baked in an earthen pot for several hours, and then it is pulver ized and spread in the sunlight, where it is left for some time. It k not. at-ail likely that the Makorikoris, like the Chi nese, discovered the art of .making gun powder. Their fathers doubtless learned it from the Portuguese or from slaves who had lived among white men on the coast. We hear strange things once in a while of African tribes, but it was hardly to be expected that a wholly unknown tribe, .hemmed in by the mountains of inner Africa, would be found engaged in the manufacture of gunpowder. A few years ago Lieut. Wissmann came home and told a remarkable story about tribes he had met with south of the Congo river, who were far more civilized tlian most African peoples. His report is now fully confirmed by the travels in the same region of Lieuts. Kund and Tappenbeck. They found last year, between the Congo and tlie Saukuru rivers, many street vil lages, with large, gable roofed huts stand ing squarely on either side of tlie street, inhabited by brownish red, fine looking people. These villagers have advanced notions of comfort. They sleep on wooden bedsteads, instead of on tlie floor. Their homes are the largest yet found in Africa, and are kept clean. Their streets are about fifty yards wide, sometimes two or three miles long, and are carefully swept. Refuse of all sorts is taken away and thrown into pits dug for tlie purpose. They are clever hunters, and train their dogs to follow game. They carve pestles out of ivory for pounding manioc, and they liave astonishing skill as wood carv ers. Lieut. Kund brought home two wooden cups representing negro heads, which might readily be taken for Euro pean products, owing to their superior workmanship. Behind the houses of this populous Zenge tribe are neatly kept gardens and plantations of bananas. When Lieut. Holm visited an isolated settlement of East Greenlanders two years ago he was astonished to find among these natives, of whom the world liad never heard, walrus spears of which the handles were made of wood, al though no timber grew there, and the points of hoop iron. He ascertained that the sea currents had brought these use ful commodities to the poor Esquimau in the shape of wreckage and iron bound boxes. It lias recently been shown that in parts of Chili where European trees and plants liave been introduced tlie native flora is actually disappearing and the im ported vegetation is flourishing in its place. Explorers are often surprised to see tlie familiar plants and fruits of other regions growing as exotics where they did not dream of finding them. Kerr discovered the tomato in tlie far interior of Africa, and Schweiufurth was much astonished to find tobacco in the heart of the continent, where it was raised and enjoyed by natives who had never heard of its American home, though the name by which the weed was known among some tribes was doubtless derived from our name for it. New York Sun. Toothpick vs. Toothbrush. "The toothpick," said a well known Providence dentist, "is the real preserver of human ivory. The brush is all very well in its way, and is entitled to a posi tion on every well regulated toilet stand; but its usefulness is very limited. It serves only to give a fleeting polish to the teeth, and is of no avail for the preven tion of their decay. Tlie finest set of teeth tliat I ever knew anything about was owned by a man whom I once em ployed as an assistant. He was 33 years old, liad thirty-two perfect teeth, and had never used a toothbrush in his life. But he was always very careful to pick Ids teeth thoroughly after each meal. The food which lodges between a person's dentals, if left there to decay, will soon destroy the strongest set of teeth; and as it injures the enamel to remove tlie par ticles by suction, tlie toothpick is in valuable. The wooden one is the best, as it is soft and flexible and does not scrape the teeth. Providence Star. Hairpins by the BarrelfaL. There is-a hairpin factory over on the hill in Brooklyn where hairpins are made by the barrelful from one year's end to the other. Most of them are the japanned ones, which sell the best. "Yes, we do a great trade in hairpins," said tlie junior member of tlie firm. "Ours is one of the few factories in America where fine hairpins are made. Most of them come from England and France, you know. But I think in a few years those of American make will take first rank. We sell most of our goods for western cities New York uses im ported ones almost exclusively but oc casionally we send them a long distance off. We had an order last week for a hogshead of crimped hairpins, which was shipped on a sailing vessel for the south coast of Africa. The captain of the vessel told us that the Hottentot women had found out the value of the hairpin, and that they did a great trade with them. We make some thousand barrels of hairpins every year, and find a good market for them. Morning JournaL Not of Mach Aeeoant. Experts in chirography are no longer considered of much account in a court case. It is an avowed fact that two out of about every 100 people write so near alike that one hand is a forgery of the other. Detroit Free Press. Cost of Government. Some one of a statistical turn of mind has figured out that it costs $92,600 per hour to govern France to-day, or twice as much as under Napoleon HL for the WITH THE WEEKLY STATE JOURNAL, Both One Tear For' SS.75- HUNTING THE MAN EATER. A Canning Brute, Before Which People Aro Powerless Comedy and Tragedy. An old man eater develops an amount of cunning which is simply appaMing. It never remains for any length of time in one place, but incessantly travels from one village to another, concealing .itself with the utmost art, carrying off one of tlie inhabitants and immediately making its way to some distant spot. A single tiger has been known to paralyze a tri angular district of some forty miles in I extent. The natives feel themselves powerless. Their only real hope lies in the European, whom they despise and 1 abhor as an unbeliever, but resjiect for his powers. Mounted on trained elephants and guided by native trackers, mostly belonging to tlie Bheel tribe, the English hunters first discover the lieast in its hiding place. A man eating tigress liad been tracked for four days by the Bheels, and at last "harbored." As the party approached the tigress charged them and then retreated to the thicket. The ele phant was taken through the cover, but the tigress had slipjied out. On making a "cast" to discover the lost track a fresh footprint of a tiger was seen over that of the elephant. Again a circuit was made and with the same re sult. Completely puzzled, the Bheel was about to start oil on foot in search of the track, when one of tlie hunters liappened to look back and saw the tiger crouching behind tlie elephant and scarcely visible. The crafty animal liad been creeping after tlie elephant, waiting for an oppor tunity of pouncing on the Bheel as soon as he left the shelter. Had it not lieen for the casual glance by which the jiosi tion of the animal was delected the de vice would have been successful. As it was, the hunter placed a bullet between her eyes as he was watching the Bheel, whom she instinctively knew to be the real clement of danger to her. Tlie ex ultation of the little man may be con ceived.. Comedy and tragedy go hand in hand in these hunts. An amusing example of the former is given by the same traveler. A tiger liad been wounded, but, al though one of its hind legs was broken, it made its way into a patch of high grass and hid there. Guided by tlie Bheels, the elephant entered the grass patch for the puqose of driving out the tiger. Tlie cunning animal allowed the party to tass and then sprang at one of tlie Bheels, "a little, liairy, bandy legged man, more like a satyr than a human being." Tlie Bheel dashed at the nearest tree, and, owing to the broken leg of the tiger, was able to climb out of reach. Finding himself safe, the Bheel "com menced a philippic against the father, mother, sisters, aunts, nieces and chil dren of his helpless enemy, which sat with glaring eyeballs fixed on his con temptible little enemy and roaring as if his heart would break with rage. As the excited orator warmed by his own elo quence, lie began skipping from branch to branch, grinuing and cliattering with the emphasis of an enraged baltoon; Dourin-r out a tor rent of the most foul abuse and attrib uting to the tiger's family in general and his female relative in particular every crime and atrocity that ever was or will be committed. Occasionally he varied his insults by roaring in imitation of the tiger; and at last, when fairly exhausted, he leaned forward till he apjK-ared to be within the grasp of the enraged animal, and ended tins inimitable scene by spitting in Ins face." Rev. J. G. Wood in Good Words. How Hawks-and Owls Eat. Capt. Tom Langston, who is one of Atlanta's most enthusiastic sportsmen, says: "Did you ever notice a hawk or an owl preparing to make a meal on a bird? The difference in their methods is very great. A hawk will first pick all the feathers off the bird and then tear it to pieces as it Is devoured. He goes at it in a very sjsleniatic and dainty manner. Not so with an owl. After killing a bird tlie owl swallows it whole, feathers and all. He then sits quietly, and in an hour or so you will see the owl move his neck about as if he was trying to untangle a knot in it. Then he will sort of hump up ids back, lower his head and the next moment a ball of feathers will roll out of Ids mouth, Tlie operation shows tliat the owl divests the bird of its feathers after swallowing it, while tlie liawk plucks out every feather and quill before he takes a bite." Atlanta Constitution. Something in a "Name. Tlie most prevalent surnames in Scot land, according to Mr. George Seton, are Smith, the name of one person in every 6ixty-nine; MacDonald, one in seventy eight; Brown, one in eighty-nine; Robert son, one in ninety-one; Campbell, one in ninety-two; Thompson, one in ninety five, and Stewart, one in ninety-eight., 'jne person in every twelve in Scot land," says Mr. Seton, "will answer to one or other of these seven names." Tlie Smitlis in England and Wales are calculated to be about one in every seventy-three of the population. If we take the three common names of Smith, Jones and Williams, one person in every twenty-eight will answer to one or other of them. Leisure Hour. Something Good. Thompson Jones, did you say? Why, he is sluftless, lazy and utterly incompe tent. Johnson But there must be something good about lum. Isn't there something you can say in his favor? Thompson We-el ye-es perhaps there is. He often lias very good inten tions. Pittsburg Dispatch. Convicts In Prussia. There are in Prussia 24,01.1 male and female convicts engaged in about twenty luuusines, among wmcu are louacco, bookbinding, shoemaking, carpentering, weaving, sailmaking, basketmaking and woodworking. The question of convict labor is attracting a great deal of atten tention. Frank Leslie's. Alaska Medicine Men. Medicine men among the Alaska In dians wear plated rows of hair on their heads, preside at all feasts, play on tom toms, interfere with other people's busi ness and make themselves generally dis agreeable. Harper's Bazar. Prince Bismarck still refuses to read German text printed or written in Roman 1 charactera. COLUMBUS WITH TOE mm ihny HrnuEAi Both One Tear For $2.75. 1 THE HYGIENE OF CYCLING. A Fewerfal Means of Strengthening the ) Human Body What a Doctor Says. According' to Dr. Kunze, of Halle, cycling is a health stimulating exercise, , which ought to be commended by medi cal men. It a powerful means of strengthening the human body, and may even be considered an exercise acting as a preventive and curative of no mean order of certain bodily ailments. Looked upon in tlie latter light, cycling is a kind of gymnastic exercise possessing specific effects which are absent in ordinary gymnastics. The velocipedist (especially the bicyclist) learns, first of all, the art of balancing himself by practicing it on an instrument as sensitive as it is easily overturned. To acquire it, it is necessary to call into precise action certain muscles, every individual muscle being trained to do its particular work. Those who are thrown from a bicycle, as a rule cer tain eventualities, against which even tlie most skilled velocipedist cannot guard, excepted do not yet possess the required ability to balance themseiVes. Tins latter acquirement is of great use abr in practical life. Those who possess it will be able to jump ditches with greater precision and safety, pass along narrow paths, mount more difficult stair cases, climb up and descend precipitous mountains, and will aLso carry themselves more erect than those who do not possess this jower of preserving an equilibrium. A further effect of velocipede riding is to strengthen the muscles, not only of the lower extremities, but also those of the abdomen, the chest and the arms, which are constantly being excited to contract. The muscles of the lower extremities con tractand relax in the action of propelling the velocipede, and there is no other movement which requires such rapid and energetic contractions. We frequently find tliat the muscles of the thigh and lower leg of cyclists increase in size, and, consequently, cyclists are able to bear without fatigue long walking tours. As,, however, every organ- which becomes stronger is less liable to disease, strength ened muscles predispose velocipedist less to ailments than the relaxed muscles of non-velocipedist8. It would be lugldy interesting .if reliable statistics could be obtained from the various cycling clubs, showing whether and how frequently muscular rheumatism of the thigh, for instance, is met with among vclocipedists. The effect of cycling exercise upon the abdomen is of very special importance. With the contractions and relaxations of the muscles of the thigh those of the ab domen stand in close relation, and it is evident tliat the latter must be equally tonefited. Upon the chest cycling exer cise acts in two ways. In the first place, by the contraction of the muscles of the abdomen the stagnant air in the lungs is more thoroughly exjielled, and, in the second place, the apparatus of breathing is more wwerfully acted upon by the greater difficulty of respiration and aspi ration experienced in quickly propelling the velocipede. The more effectual ex pulsion of the stagnant air from the lungs must be of favorable influence upon the change of matter in the human body, in bo far as the entry of oxygenated air into the lungs is thereby increased, oxygen forming ono of our most important means of nourisliment. Those who wish to exKind their chests, Dr. Kunze says, should mount a velocipede. Scientific American. Mixing Chloroform and Air. The new French method of administer ing chloroform with water is found to insure a far greater degree of safety in the use of this anaesthetic. For this pur. pose there are used ten grams of chloro form vaporized in a hundred litres of air, a dose agreeable to some and to none dis agreeable. The most trying effects of the anesthetic, those felt in the period of repulsion, are by this means almost en tirely removed. Tlie period of excite ment is not great, and only lasts from one to two minutes, wlule in the case of more than one-third of the adults it is entirely nlsent; the pulse a little acceler ated during the period of excitement, but remains ierfectly normal and regular during sleep. Complete insensibility is produced in from six to eight minutes, and is main tained during the whole time of respira tion; after the patient becomes insensible the quantity of chloroform is reduced to eight grams, and later to six. Painful operations, it is said, liave no effect, ex cept that the respiratory movements are slightly accelerated; there is no nausea tion, and though the amount of chloroform administered is not enough to cause poison ing, while there can be no fear of asphj-xia, for the amount of oxygen is reduced only by a hundredth. Indeed, it is asserted that, with the exception of cerebral con gestion and faintings, none of the ordinary dangers need be feared. New Orleans Times-Deuiocrat. Drawing the Human Face. Tlie advent of daily papers into the field of illustration has made a demand for artists who can portray the human face, and you can easily see how scarce they are by the faces presented of those with whom you may be acquainted. Every artist who is capable of repro ducing a landscape cannot do the same for the face. Besides calling for special qualities, or talents, true facial expression requires long experience. One must learn to master a man's characteristics at a glance. By study and observation the artist must note what certain lines in a man's face constitute expressions; wliat is the proportion or length of his nose to the other features, and what cliaracteris tic it exposes most strongly. The suc cessful portrait painter, like the poet, is born, not made. But one who could not make Ids mark in line might by applica tion achieve a moderate success. To be a caricaturist requires still other talents. One must liave .the comic idea blended with the knack of reproducing expres sions. There are very, very few success ful caricaturists, considering the number who aspire to be considered m that fight. A. B. Greene in Globe-Democrat. The Cats of the Forum. The Roman forum now contains a vast colony of cats, which were first in troduced at some remote period and liave since multiplied to an enormous extent. The cats are supported at the government expense, and every day a municipal offi cial goes to the forum with a huge basket of scraps to feed the pensioners. London Standard. JOURNAL, , WITH THE PRAIRIE FARMER, Both One Year For S2 The Empress Catherine' Knlea. The Hermitage, a palace built by Cath arine H in which to receive her favorites, is now a public museum and art gallery. The first thing to be seen on entering is a marble tablet, on which are inscribed the rules made by Catharine herself to govern all who came to her little entertainments. They are :ts follows: " 1. Leave outside your rank, hat, and especially your sword. 2. Leave outside your right of precedence and pride. 3. Be gay, but do not dam age or break anything. 4. Sit, stand or walk, regardless of any one. 5. Talk calmly, not too loud, so as not to make the heads and ears of others ache. G. Discuss without anger. 7. Neither sigh or yawn, nor make others gloomy. 8. Let all join in any innocent game pro posed. 9. Eat what is sweet and good, but drink moderately, in order to .leave with a level head. 10. Tell no tales out of school; what goes in ono ear must go out of the other before leaving the room. " Penalties for those who broke any one of tlie first nine rules, ladies included: For one offense, drink one glass of water' and read a verse of a certain Russian poet. More than one offense the same evening, memorize the verse; and for breaking the tenth rule, never to be admitted to the Hermitage again. The Argonaut. Concerning Criminal Cases. It amuses me to hear people say of big criminal cases where a number of par ties are defendants: "Why don't you try them all in a lump?" and there is al ways talk of lawyers taking advantage of legal technicalities when a severance is obtained in such cases. The people think they know more about the law than the lawyers. In such cases a severance is really the best thing. If a jury is brought to feel tliat it has to hang some one it won't stop to draw the fine. Of three men indicted two might be inno cent, but tlie guilt of one would liang them just tlie same. It would be the same in the case of a merciful jury the innocence of one man would save the other two. No lawyer for the defense wants three men hung on him at once if he can help it, and he can fight off one case to see how strong the state's evi dence is against them all: The prosecu tion does no more want three men dis charged at once, and if they lose one case through a mistake they can rectify it in trying the other two, and have justice done. H. D. Laughlin in Globe-Democrat. Where John Chinaman Lingers. Wherever the Chinaman settles he ap pears to have como to stay. He alters houses and shops over to suit his bar baric ideas of living and working, and here, as in San Francisco, once you liave had a Chinaman for a tenant it is next to impossible to get a white man to fol low lum. My barber leases a house to live and do business in. Having no uso for the basement he let it to a Chinese laundryman, and within a month you could smell Cliinanien all over the house. It is an indescribable odor, compounded of opium and tlie queer cookery they indulge in, and aggravated by their habit of packing together in close rooms heated as red hot as coal can heat them. In tliis case it became such a nuisance that the landlord ejected his unsavory tenant. It was some months before the cellar could be fumigated and purified to a sufficient extent to render its lease to a native possible, and to tins day the memory of John lingers in whiffs and puffs when closet doors are opened or the rooms are very warm. Alfred Trumhle in New York News. The Birthplace of Abraham. Not far from Aleppo is situated the little town of Orfah (the ancient Ur of the Chaldees, which is of great ldstorical interest, it having been the birthplace of the patriarch Abraham. There are few Jews in the place, but tlie Arabs still point out a small building lying outside the town which they declare to be the house wherein Abraham first saw the light, and which they therefore term Beit el Chalil (ha house'of the friend of God). It is most improbable that the actual house should have stood for thous ands of years, but the building in ques tion is of great antiquity. By its present owner, an Arab peasant, as well as by the Arabs generally, it is held in the utmost veneration the more so since it is feared that within a few years it will fall to the ground Jewish Chronicle. The National Museum. The National museum at Waslungton is not sufficiently capacious to accommo date the exhibits designed for it. Proba bly 100 tons of exhibits from the Centen nial exposition, comprising artistic bronzes, tiles, porcelains and a thousand varieties of typical liandiworn of foreign countries, remain in the original boxes in which they were shipped from Philadel phia ten years ago. Congress will be asked to appropriate $230,000 with which to begin the construction of a new build ing, to flank the Smithsonian building on tlie west, as the present museum flanks it onjtlie east. Frank Leslie's. A Great Wrong. In the first seven or eight years of a child's life it will probably be settled whether he is to be swas'ed by supersti tion or intelligence, whether he is to five terrorized by fear or buoyed up by hope and courage. Whoever sends a child into life, permanently anticipating evil, sus picious of every one in authority, jealous of equals, with a disposition to lord it over inferiors by way of making tilings even, does the child, his associates and society a wrong so great that no counter charity can cover it. Boston Journal of Education. A Hairpn Mjrstery. A physician gives an excellent reason for the loss of hairpins, and explains what seems rather marvelous, that is, to see a hairpin rise of its own accord from the coil of hair and jump to the other side of the room. His reason is that the electricity in the hair has an antipathy to hairpins and sends them off. But he does not explain where all the hairpins lost in this way go. A new prophet of the com ing century may perhaps clear the mys tery, and in the meantime hairpin manu facturers grow rich. Mornine JournaL A Map la the Hat. The latest London invention in hat lining is a map of the city printed on silk, so that any stranger or gay young fellow may find his way home or see at a glance if. cabby is taking him the nearest route to his destination. Frank Leslie's. $2 a year. ADVERTISE IN THE JOURNAL If you -want; to sell or buy anything; If you want to 'lend or borrow anything; If you front a situation, or If you want help. The Craae for Relics. A lady who has passed the summer in Europe sent for an artist who has done some admirable and successful decora tive work and informed him that she wished to give him a commission. She then liad a servant bring in what seemed to be about half a bushel of bits of rock, cement and similiar rubbish, with two or three pebbles neatly wrapped in paper. "These," she explained to the aston ished artist, "are the relics I gathered abroad.. They are all labeled and came from famous places. . I worked so hard . for some of them. Tliat stone came from Salisbury cathedral. It was inside an iron fence, and I liad to attract the guide's attention to the tower by asking him the measurements of some of tlie or naments. Then I stood on the founda tation of tlie fence and leaned over, and I give you my word I was lamo for weeks from those dreadful pickets! and hit it with my parasol till I could reach through and get. it And this" And so she ran on, while the other sat silent in sheer amazement, antil-ahe-said: , "Now I want all these worked into some oeauuiui uesign; something sym bolical, you know. You do make such lovely things; and they can all be set in cement or something. These pebbles," she continued, unrolling one of the packages, "all come from Abbotstord, and these I shall have set into stucco in the shape of a heart for 'The Heart of Midlotliian,' you know and hang it up in tlie library." Tlie unlucky" designer stammered he knew not what, 'but something wluch he said probably endangered Ids future wel fare, since outwardly he lied and inward ly he cursed; while the lady, paying small heed to him, ojened with an air of the utmost reverence a small box and took out something wrapped in tissue. "This," she stud, "should be in the center, for tlds is the most precious of all." She unrolled the tissue paper and dis closed a fragment of coarse, modern brown pottery, at which she gazed with a reverential air. The artist bent foward and regarded it also, endeavoring in vain to guess why it was so choice and rare. "Wliat is tliat?" he managed to ask at length, divided between amusement and impatience at her folly. "Tliat," she answered, "that is from Shakespeare's tomb. . He stared at it and at her, more puzzled than ever. "Sliakcspeare's tomb?" he repeated. "Yes," she explained, with an air of restrained triumph. "When I was there a workman was doing something to the wall, and he had a big pitcher with lum. Somehow or other it got knocked down, and tins piece fell exactly beneath the bust of Shakespeare. Quick as a thought I put my foot over it, and when he picked up the pieces he didn't see this and I secured it. Did you ever know anything so lucky?" Boston Cor. Provi dence Journal. One of the Things We Lack. Tlie "Indian and Colonial" exhibition, which lias just closed in London, was open a few days more than six months. During tliat period 5,.w0,74'J persons vis ited it, an average of 33,S40 a day. Last year "Inventions" exhibitions " in the same city drew 3,70,581 visitors, or 23, 071 a day. In 1884 no fewer than 4.153, 390 persons went to the "Health" ex hibition, or 27,."iy.l a day, and in 18S3 there were 2,703,051 visitors, an average of 18, 387 a day, at the "Fisheries" exhibition. Tlie" Indian and Colonial" has been very successtful financiallv, although the hiirh- est charge for admission lias been twenty five cents. Of course such immense ex hibitions are not to lie thought of in a city like Cleveland, but the results in London show what possibilities for such shows are. hi a smaller way the exhibi tions yearly held in Chicago, Pittsburg, St. Louis and other American cities are equally profitable, both to their man agers and to the citie in which they are located. They draw trade and "are a great advertisement of local enterprise and public sprit. Cleveland Leader. Amusing Story of Italzac. An amusing story is told of Balzac by Leon Curnier, the French publisher. Tlie great author liad promised to contribute to Curnier's projected periodical, Les Francais peints par eux memes, but his ardor had cooled after the first blush of the novelty was over, and it was imnos sible to get anything from him. On the eve of publication one of the printer's messengers was sent to him with strict injunctions not to come Ijack empty handed. Balzac gave him three or four scraps of paper, on which a few lines liad been hastily scrawled. The manuscript was quickly put into type and a proof dispatched. Balzac returned it inter lined, corrected and amplified, until the matter was double the former amount. Eight times was the process repeated, and at last Nos Epiciers was the result. Tlie correction cost 1,000 francs, but 20,000 copies of the first number of the periodical were sold. The Current. All Nice and Itegnlar. Binksis not very appreciative of the present style of room decoration, and Mrs. Binks is constantly grieved by his indifference to her efforts to be aesthetic. Tlie other dav. however, the cood lndv came home from the rehearsal to find the four legs of every cliair in her parlor ornamented with a bow of satin ribbon. Binks stood by, looking as pleased as a basket of chips. "There, dear," he said, "I saw you had only ribbon enough to fasten to the top of tliat rocker, and so I brought a whole pioce along and made things look all nice and regular. ' ' Boston Herald. Ho Can N'ever Forget. It is said tliat the hotel clerk can never forget his early training and fastidious ness in the matter of his personal attire, and it is claimed that those who have gone into other vocations can always be detected by their style of dressing as in fallibly as the army officer can always be by his bearing and inclination to wear his coat buttoned up as if in uniform. The argument was proved by tlie men tion of several gentlemen, and inquiry uiscoverea mat m early life they liad all been hotel clerks. New Orleans Times Democrat. Don't get into anybody's way with your naturalness, but try to be yourself wherever yod go. Rev. 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