V , I n THE JOURNAL. IUDRD IVIRY WEISKMAY. M. K. TORNEK & CO., Proprietors and Publisbei i '&T OFFICE, Eleventh St., vptair n lournalBuildhuj. T K K M s t Per year Six uioulhs .... Three month . Siuglecoples .. .4 1 WO Sl 05 COLUMBUS STATE BANK! COLUMBUS, NEB. CASH CAPITAL. - $75,000 lHitKCTo'.i:4: Lindkk(Ikhrari, PresW OEO. Wl Hui.sT, 1'iVe VeV. Jumus A. Reki. H. II. IlKMtY. .!. K. Taskkk. l'ash,u a r7 " Bank el" Deposit. IMwouni 4 KarhUMKre. I II t4iatl. y lairrcNt oh 'rime lit- lt. COLUM BUS Savings Bank LOAN & TRUST COMPANY. 1 Capital St...-!;, SK'ii.uo t. oi.th:i-:i:: A. AxikkmN, 1'i:k.-i. . W. MIKI.lHi.N, Vick l"i:K-r. . T. KoKX, Ti:kn. ItollKKI I'lM.lii, Ki". t3TVill receie lime deposit-, from $1.00 and any amount upward-, and u ill pay the customary rati ofintcre-t. $3TWe particularly it raw jour alien tiun li our facilities for iiia5in;r loans on real ustatc, at tin lowest ratr ol interest. J3T ity. School and County Itoud-, and iinliiilll:il .sei U lilies arc bought. lt'iiiicSi'-V for tite CAM. OS A.& M.TURNER Or -. W. lilBI.KK, 'I'raellne NalcNinnB. 3TThene organ arts first-class in everv particular, and so guaranteed. HENRY LUERS, UKAI.KK IN WIND MILLS, AND PUMP. Buckeye Mower, combined, Self Binder, wire or twine. Paavs Repaired u short lioiioe "One door west of Heint.'s Ortig Store, 11th Street, Columbus, Neb. -s HENRY G-ASS. UNDERTAJCER ! tfOFFlXS AND METALLIC CASES AND DEAI.KU IN FaraUur. Chairs, Bedsteads. Bu reaus, Tables, Safes. Lounges, Ac.. Picture Frames and Mouldings. Repairing of all kinds of Upholstery Goods. -tf COLUMBUS. NEK. NO HUMBUG! But a, Grand Success. RP. BRIG HAM'S AUTOMATIC WA- tcrTrough for stock. He refers to vrv Ulan wluflias it in use. Call on or leave'orders at George Yale's, opposite Oeblricu's grocery. JM'in iLYON&HEALY I State Monroe Sts.. Chicago. -Will tend vmrH ! iJJf- t5.r i BAND CAT ALOCUE. I fir IrJ. 300 rs -W -n&kU.fk MlvnmoU oit C.;-. Wc ltipt.. ,Erl.l Cp-I.ni. rifa. -Jtt.lJ lJ tMirifc i-nq EWuml al'ii m.ir-iio ii r n I 1 1 (sr Amlli r Iwuu MM .' Ckclt. UumI iltuk. 'BMBaflSBHaflSS WESTERN COTTAGE ORGAN j-" J I "Bsm t f A PK H, i.o.vtaue.and receive ij ill XtXZJ Li. n.,., a costlv box of t ft6lB WIJICU Will Utl "l I" lliuiciiiuiicjr i rlCBt WV luau auj iiioiji - " i world. All, of either sex, succeed froai IrAt' aour. Tue uroau roiu w ivuuuc mat before th workers, ahnolutely car. At oucd address, Taua & Co., AUfQtta, Mkiae. she VOL. XV 1 1. -NO. 29. Nature's Atifcwor. I. A itian )ulil luiild a lioti.se. niul found a A- l:iirn.s iiny on llic etolli'.s fiiirfricc; S-tfl hills, .l:ii k wocK smooth iiiemlows rich- Iv rcrll. Anil eml ti.-f-sh:iilnl lakes tlio hills ItetMeen. He lniilt I.N Imiise will in litis pleasant Ihii.I A sliitrl. ulut-i.te!ietl l.oiis-. lonjr yeati to n'miil: tint, umii: ti-otii Iim p.tniIise so fair. I'linic 1(-.T in tin nulil ami killcil liitti there. '(. !4ivcl liitiil!" ! ! i-t!, "fioweoulil 1 know 'I'lnii 1esiili as liu kiiijruii'ifr this fair show.-1" An t Miisufi.sl Kaiiiro. tifielliil and stern. - iinc.'i li. Ltliiiiu. I.T't lliu iitbfr.1 Icaiu." II A iiiun woiil.l ltd great nut k, K"oil work aud true; ll.-K'iv-iill Ihiiixs lie litl, nil IhiiiKs hd knew. He i'ilci-it fur till the world, hi- one desire To til.tke the irip1c li:ijifl'. IH.-Iter, hixher. Used his Lii'sl ividoin. iis.mI hU uttuoat slii'iitri. And. ilyltnf Jiiltic hImikkjc. foil n J at louxlh The MiHiiteiU lie liud l.-iiitht the same. And dial l lit- world tit- loved scaiceknew hU iiitnii'. "Hm all tnv woik been wronjf? 1 meant os well! I hved so niiicli!" he erli-d. "How could I lelir And Htisiveit'il NhIiii'i-, iiioioiful and bleru. I te:icli ! Liliitlir. Let Hie ottiets Icatll." III. A itiaiil wi iisked ill nmirii.'e. Wiseastalr, h.-y;if Miis't'ilh deep thoutftlt and piayei KxpccliiiK' in Hie holy iiained wife tiicat oik, Kri-at piiiii. and greater Joy in lire. Such woik she found ns Iiraiulftss slaved tniKlit do Ity i!ny and ni:ht, loiifi lulMir, never through. Such pain no liuiKUHxe can such pain reveal; It hud no limit hut her power to feel. Such joy life h-H in her sad soul's employ N.-ilher'lhe hope nor liietnoiy ul joy. Hi-lpless she died, with one dcspliiiii(f cry: I lliotilil il koo.K How eoulii I tell the lie?" And misncred Nature, merciful and stern. "I triieli tty killinif. Lot the othets learn." t'harloite I'. Stetson in the Woman's .lour. "31 A PETITI3 AMIi:. I met him lirst in u Ktvnch cemetery near Paris. One of the glass bead crowns with wlilrh the jjrave was decorateil Hail fallen and he had .stooped to replace it. His face was a htrrfciitg one, 1 stopped to look at him -ml to read ,, the inscription on the monument. It bore the name Celeste Piiote. a date, and the words 'M jK'tite Ainie." , Here, I thought, ;is a matt with the face of the hijlie.st tyie of intelligence, belonging to a nation lirst in modern art; yet even he decorates the grave of his dead as a barbarian might. The place was covered with the head crowns ami hearts and paper crosses one always funis on a French grave. I did not like the Preneh. 1 believed them in their decay. I thought nothing of the art ol a nation that was capable of such in congruities. 1 believed the people tJicm selve.s incapable of a lasting all'ection. All day the face and the grave haunt ed jne- Who. was the man. and who was the "petite Atnie" buried there? The next day 1 attended a meeting ol t lie Institute of France and was intro duced to the old gentleman 1 hail met in the cemetery. Afterwards I met him, frequently, and came linally to visit him. We became fasr friends and by degrees he 'old ine this romance: I was a young man of .'1:1. without the habits or tastes of 3'ouug men. when "ma petite Atnie" came' under my charge. Aladntne Pirot, 1113- father's cousin, a widow, had lately established herself in Paris for lite purpose of bettering her children's fortune. 15y his god-father's aid the son obtained a clerkship. The oldest daughter was soon to lie mar ried. At the time I was sent for there remained only little Celeste to dispose of. "It isVclesle that troubles me," said .Madame alter 1 had heard all the news. "Uho is not satislied with the schools, anil thinks she knows more than her teachers, the good sisters. Though Ce leste has not .s:en joti for live cars she Mill thinks you know everything. Now if von will recommend a school .she will What mortal could help being pleased at such innocent Halt cry. I promised to talk to Celeste, but I warned .Madame i knew nothing of schools. I found my little cousin bright and tjuick. and though now l.'i she deemed but a child. When her mother was called from the room she came at once to the point. "I will not go to the school where mamma-wishes to send me; it would be waste of time. As for the others, we cannot afford them. Put. cousin, if you would direct my studies a little 1 could do the rest myself. As for you. j'ou have lived so long away from your home that you have forgotten your relatives. I give youthisopportuuity to become acquaint ed with us again." 1 wasamusedat the naivete with which she disposetl of my time, but I thought "she is a child: she will soon tire, while a Ititle change will do me good." The lessons were given in the even ing, after dinner. Thev gradually grew from two a week to three or four a week. It was a pleasure to teach "-Ma petite Amir." A year slipped by. ami Madame and Celeste went for the summer to the countrj-. Hcforc they left I called to say adieu. I found Celeste in her lirst long dress, and pretended not to recognize in that-young lady "Ma petite Antic" "You .see. good sir," she laughed, "I have come out of mv cocoon. I am now in the butterfly stale." "1 hopej'.ou will stay with us awhile before you fly away." I answered. "Well, if you ask me to maybe 1 will," and she put her head on one side and pretended to be considering. From that moment I saw my danger. "When Celeste comes back you must give her no more lessons" I said to my self. "You can never hope to marry her. You arc too old and poor. She is of good family, and beautiful; though she has no dot she will marry well. You will hurt only yourself. You are a fooL" Nevertheless when Celeste came back the lessons went on as usual. With even year I grew more fascinated and with every season I tried more hopelessly to call my cousin "Mademoiselle" in stead of "Ma petite Atnie," as I had be gun. I always said "Mile. Celeste" the lirst evening after their return to town and always broke into "Ma petite Anno" before the close of the second. Then Celeste would say, without a smile: "Now that is over for this year; we can go on with an easy conscience." When she was nearly 19 her godfather tiied aud left her a large dot, with, we thought, the rather strange provision that she was not to be hampered in the choice of a husband. The girl and her godfather were great friends and were bolh possessed of strange ideas. Her birthday came soon after. Thero.was'a Mitt family part, at which I was a guest. I hardiy recognized the little Celeste in the tall, beautiful woman that came to meet me. In the two weeks that I h.-td been away she had changed more than in all the years 1 had kuowu her. I awkwardly presented my compli ments aud a souvenir. 1 felt still more awkward when she introduced me to a handsome youug man. a distant rela tive of Madame's. J had heard- noth ing of the young man before. Who was he? There seemed to be an air of mys tery about the house. The family spoke of my journey. They tried to make me talk. At an other time uoibiugiwotilil have pleased me better, but to-night 1 was in a rage. 1 turned with sarcasm all their re marks. After aeverai attempts io draw me out the young mail turned to Ce leste, and they two .seemed well enter tained. Suddenly I .saw through it all. This was a betrothal supper, not a fete day. as 1 had been led to suppose. They might at least hafe told uu. 1. thought. 1 was surprised at Celeste. For her to have chosen such a husband! If she had married a man with intellect I could have .supported it better. After that a demon o.vses.sed inc. 1 forgot to answer when spoken to. I coiihl only sit and glare. Wheu I could stand it no longer I rose to go. 1 did uoi bill adieu to Celeste. 1 did want to. but she was before me at the door. "You go early on my fete-night. Mon sieur." She was in her merriest mood. "You can entertain yourself without me on your fete-night. You have other guests," I answered savagely. Celeste laughed. "Fie. you are jeal ous." 1 waited to hear no more, but ran down the stairs anil out of the house. The next morning I received a uote from Madame .saying she would like to see me uu a matter of iniorlance. 1 felt that 1 knew what the nialter was, but 1 determined to go. then to take myself out of the country. She had not specilied a time, aud when I arrived was not in. Celeste came in her place. I was very cool. "I wish to talk to you; will you be seated?" said she pleasantly, but, 1 thought, a little shyly. Certainly, but 1 hoe you will be brief. 1 expect to leave Paris to-day, and I have much to attend to." "I will be brief. First, remember in what position you have stood to our friendless family and how intimately you have kuowu us." I bowed. "It has given me great pleasure." "1 am sure of it. Well, I am now 19 years old, aud there has ap(ieared a suitor for my hand; you have advised and directed me in "so many things, what more natural than that! should ask your advice now?" My face, reflected in the opposite mirror, startled me. "This is something on which you must ask other counsel than mine." "Hut why, since I want yours?" "Am 1 so old that you cannot see why?" I cried angrily. "You are not old at all, but you are stupid. After all, 1 don't care for your advice. I think mamma will be here soon. 1 will leave you." But she did uot. Something 1 had seen seemed to give me the right to de tain her. When Madame came 1 surprised her by asking for her daughter's hand. She consented very readily. At the same time she laughingly remarked: "I meant this morning to ask you to speak to Celeste in favor of 1113 cousin Gas ton." 1 assured Madame 1 would do any thing else to please her, but for Celeste 1 had other views. We were married soon after. We have one son and a daughter. They say the little Celeste is the image of her mother. 1 cannot see the likeness. To me there can be but one "Ma petite Amie." My Celeste has slept for three years in the churchyard. Wheu our little one tiuds a suitable husband 1 shall be ready to sleep beside her. Un til then she awaits me. HAIICIMNS BY THK TON. Tbe One Instrument Whirl, Wouieu Cau Deftly line. "How 111:1113- hairpins does a lady wear in a year?" repeated a clerk on Woodward avenue with a smile. "Well, that just depends ou how many she loses. Many ladies sow their hairpins as they go, while others are so careful that they .use only one box a year. Then, too, it just depends ou how many daughters one has. We sell hundreds of pounds a 3'ear that is of the plain kinds. We've seen the time when we could prett3 nearly pay our rent out of our hairpin trade, but since these fancy hairpins have come into style that could not be done. '1 hen, too. this fad of shingling off the back hair makes a difference, (ine can't wear pins, you see, in short hair, and with' the hair drawn tip 011 top one doesn't need so many." "We buy our hairpins," said another dealer, "bv the hundred-weight, and sell a gross a dav, that is of the English steel." "How man' do you sell at a time?" "O, we have any number of customers who buy a pound at a time. If a lady has a family of daughters a pound lasts onky a short time." "What lieromes of them?" "Well you'll have to ask some one else. That's a conundrum 3'et to be solved. They slip out of sight most certainly aud iu the most unaccountable way." "Is there no way of making them so they will be secure?" "A good many ways have been tried. Some think the crimped pin the most secure. The silk pin, a French inven tion, which is covered with silk tbe exact shade of the hair, stays in place better than the steel pin. " There is a wonderful variety of hairpins. The gilt, silver, shell, invisible all these come iu different sizes, and are light, smooth, and comfortable. Then there are rubber pins for dark hair and amber for golden locks. There are a great many faticy pius worti, aud this of course takes from the sales of the com mon kinds." "What hairpin do you consider the best?" "The English we prefer. The French are good, but the American are rough aud heavy. We never keep the Ameri can hairpin. This year we are bring ing charming fancy Jiins for the adorn ment of the hair. Moonstones are very popular and so are those of filigree work of gold, delicate as cobweb, and floral pins of exquisite beauty and butterflies, in the pale gold and alloys of the gay est tints. The delicate old-fashioned tortoise-shell pins, such as our, grand mothers wore in high-back combs, are very fashionable for tbe back hair. They are exquisitely thin, but very frail, and are.as .difficult to mend if broken as egg-shell china." Making a tour of the largest Wood- COLUMBUS, NEB.. WEDNESDAY. NOVEMBER ward avenue store?, it was found that j the sales of hairpins apnixiiuatcil:,.0,,,aul-v1Pcrs0ll1 (ll verv closely at each, averaging m-vori! Y,u! ,a bartender) 1 hundred gross every three orsix niouth.Okwhlcl! the oM ?ow "As a woman's mechauTeai said a male haberdxslicr. inarrit lOO' . . . 1 i. - bvi the w:iy. "the hairpin is unrivaled. It is to a woman wuat a laeKMiue is to a 1 lingers; with a screw driver she jabs her hands; but a hairpin siie ran twist and turn into all kinds of feminine family uses. With a hairpin a woman buttons her gloves and occasionally her boots, tears open her letters, cuts the pages of her latest fashion-book or magazine, draws out corks, picks out nuts, pius up a rip. fastens in her flowers, makes up floral designs, pins down her garden-vines, fastens up the eltrlains. un knots a siior-stiing. mends h6rjcwrlrv, susjhuids plaques, sticks up recipes cut with it from a "newspaper, snulfs can dles, scoops out her va-vdiiie. and clea ;.t wen. uses 11 ior any quauiiiv 01 nine purposes. If there is an one article I more necessary to the comfort of women for fatnil3' use than the magic hairpin it isn't dowu iu the directory. "There is luck. too. in hairpins. To find a hairpin is a good omen, especial ly if the points are turned towards you. That simple position doubles the luck. To pass one lv without picking it up turns one's lurk. Do you know that just now there is a fancy among 0u11g men for collecting hairpins, and it is said that several young society gentle men have an assortment, picked up iu 1 different ways, ami which represent to them a great deal of feminine loveli ness?" iMroit Tribitm: ON shout xotici:. A11 Kvnry-ll.iy Street Incident ,' lu a I'our (iirl a ISi llii.liaiiil. Seven out -t ten people would turn around ami look at him. while not our in twenty would have given her a sec ond glance. He was a great, big fel low, more than six feet, with massive .shoulders, a well-set head, ami eyes that took in everything at a glance. His dress alone betrayed his rusticiU. The flannel shirt, sofl hat. and heavy boots ail bespoke the countiy. It could be seen at once that she was either a poor shop girl or a seamstress. Her faded dress anil colorless shawl, the slow, tired step, the weaiy. worn-out look iu her great, dark tycs. all besjMike hopeless poverty, and as she walked along among the crowd of eieganllv dressed wouieu their seemed to follow her an atmosphere of want and misery. The man stood at the corner of Stale and Washington streets ami was busy watching a big team ot gr.ay horses that were pulling a massive express wagon. As lite train passed down State street lie leaned listlessly against a lamp-post and gave his attention to the big polirrmau who stopped teams ami cars aud coudcsmidiugiv escorted pret ty women across the street. Standing there and parly lost iu thought he heard a loud warning cry and turned to see a girl stumbling frantically on the freshly watered street in her effort to cross close iugaut of an approaching carriage. Irrul not take him live sec onds to grasp the bits of the excited horses, and having foiccd them back, to raise the half-fainting girl. Tender ly, courteously, and with the gentleness of the strong man he half led, half car ried her to the sidewalk. There he was seen to bend over her. ami the words she spoke brought a bright flush to his face and an incredulous look iu his eyes. Then the' disappeared down the steps of a basement restaurant, and an hour later were still there talking ear nestly. But her face was lighted up and she would scarcely have been recognized as the pale, wan woman of two hours be fore. His f ice evinced ouby sincere ap preciation, with now and then a shadow of regret. In about an hour they emerg ed from the restaurant and slowhy walk ed down State stivt. What had they found to talk about ail that lime? What would be the resuit of the acquaintance so straugely begun? The answer was given a lew hours later. At the Union depot stootl the couple talking calmrt' and contentedly. The neat new satchel; the little trunk, somewhat worse for wear, but stoutly corded; the bright ap pearance of the girl; the man's air of proud possession, all told the story that inquiry continued. They were married. The courtship hail been brief, but single life had little attraction for either; and, after all, why should tiny not care for each other? It was a daint- lesson in love, despite the poverty of surround ings. ll riliO AVm.. A Kasli Kiilerprise. One of the rashest enterprises iu this city', writes a New York correspondent to the Indianapolis AVv, is a saloon on Peek man street. Ii is a big, im pressive building, and has a front win dow unsurpassed for elegance if .not for real beauty. Everything indicates gootl liquor, polite service, and gener ous free lunch. Put lack-a-day! the sa loon has no bar. Sounds queer, doesn't it? WI13' not a theater without a stage, a city hall without logues, or a comic opera without chestnuts? Its attractive exterior leads the prospective patron to enter. He feels a mild surprise when once within the doorway, and thinks that possibly he has mistaken the en trance. There is a large side-board at the left ami a bullet at the right. A very gentlemanly person in an ordinary business suit is looking at the side board. The prospective patron might withdraw apoiogetiealby were it not for the sight of a cigar roiuiter in an ad joining room just seen between the rich brown portieres that hang opposite the street door. Aha! thinks the patron; this is sitnpty' a pleasant little ante-room; yonder is the bar. And accordingly he steps confidently forward to the "por tieres, and comes plump against a mir ror. It's an old delusion, and the effect is discouraging. He turns about awk wardly, but the gentlemanly person does not laugh. He bows politely and in quires if he can serve the gentleman. This is reassuring, and the customer nominates. The gentlemanly person quietly places a glass of water on the sideboard, a pitcher of the same near by. and a neatly-folded napkin by the glass, aud then decants the required liquor, aud places that within reach, too. Even now the customer can not feel at ease; he has his liquor before him with several luxurious accompaniments that under ordinary circumstances would not einbarass him. But what is he to do? Where is the polished brass rail to rest his feet on? Shall he lean his elbow upon the sideboard or lounge against it in the good old familiar wa3? Even while ho muses disconcerted on this annoying question, up comes his left foot inquisitively and sways and wabbles about in the air, vainly seeking that brass rail. The customer realizes the situation, aud puts the wandering foot down with something ver3 like a boy. and it is the only .sharp-pintud1b!":lQVvl)el'!jou !V0,,,,l,rlw J" instrument that she can manage wilhlr 'l,ie '' sm.1 e willnlrawa in skill. With a hammer she pounds hef-fvol,f Inspiration, half conviuc, ;ii r i h i blush. The liquor dispose 1 01, me gen- comes unriLju call resents a enccs. heck. uuTaTMi vIhW Yorker know K,rr..i....-.,. j . niiir .... a........... ... a. ..b j 1 .. ,. 1 1-.1 .. .. -i i..pvfc iuuvc uiiiat ui; ;.ii,i.ii iu 4t v.M3i .l - auu 11c iaKes iu 10 ine cigar cot: ;near the window, the reflection of wl had deceived him. Another geutie- iin with in a uer- need that he has outrageously misbehaved him self. He cau not remember whether the liquor was good or not, and he longs for the plebeian association of a brass rail, a black walnut bar, and a pine table. The little lieekiuati street fcaloon has none of these, nor a waiter's apron, nor a chair. It is a rash enterprise. BICAVI'TmISS SCOTT. I Her fresttnre fr .llimt S4 her KroMrsr. I Vlillalll i. I "" Oeorge S. Scott, a capitalist, is one of TKveryuody knows 1um: everybody likes him. Yesterday, though, his hand was shaketi with even unusual earnestness bv friend after friend who called at his oflice. And theie was a gootl cause, too, for the congratulations that were showered upon him. Mr. Scott has a country home dowu at. Seabright. ami one of the attractions ot that home are two pretty daughters. Miss Lulu Scott, u ho is 18 years old. is a moit accomplished aud daring eques trienne. Ou Saturday, accompanied by two gentlemen friends she mounted one of her favorite horses, a thoroughbred, cross-country hunter, and set out for a pleasant ride down the Oceanic road. The little party were going along pleas antly when .suddenly, hist around a bend in the road, appeared two Jersey buggies, each with a man and n whip in great activity. Jersey was having a race. Down the road at the maddest sort of a pace came the wagous, pell mell. A collision seemed inevitable for Miss Scott and her friends on horse back, so recklessly came tluplunging buggies. The young lady turned her Ixington colt's head to the side, but the -Jitan iu the buggy on her side of the roud. sud "denlv discovering what was ahead, lost all his presence of mind anil wheeled with a rush to the left, aiming fairly at the imperiled young woman. Too late he gave another wrench at his reins ami brought his excited animal sharply to the right, but there was no escape now. ami Miss Lulu's friends sat trans- ; fixed ou theirstceds, too far distant to , i.. .-.f ...... -... ...:,.,. .,.i .....:, ...1 ,1. ....i. in.ui,iio;mii-1,iim ti.oiiu w.ionu moments that seemed hours for the sequel of the reckless racing. Down suddenly crouched the intelligent hunter at a word of command from the brave girl on his back crouched to make a desperate leap to carry, if he might, his fair burden, over the danger that threatened, to safety. While thev wait ed breathlessly. Miss Lulu's friends had no doubt of what the result would be to the rider, if but the Lexington's powers were sufficient to enable him to clear the obstacle before him; for iu all this countiy round there are few young ladies who can compare with Lulu Scott ou horseback. She rules across country, reckless of ditches, careless of fences, regardless of hedges, daring everything . a rider as brave as she is graceful. ! Put just then the buggy horse turned I with a leap further aside even as Miss Scott's hunter sprang upward and for ! ward. There was a sail collision. The buggy horse was hit fairly 011 the head by the hunter and fell instantly dead, his neck broken. Miss S.-ott's horse, impeded bv this collision, strained too lunch, his back broke, a blood-vessel at his heart burst- he too sank dead on the moment. And Miss Scott? Through ihe air slip was shot headlong squarely at the front of the still moving buggy. She fell upon the dashboard; it .smashed into bits beneath' the weight of her body. Then she fell below on the whitlletree of the. wagon and at the feet of the horse lying there prone aud dead. Had that animal been but inaiued, the end would have been her death sure; as it was, not a scratch, not a bruise, did she stiller. There seemed a miracle in it. And I his was WI13' Ceurge S. Scott was congratulated so warmly l3 friend after friend 3esterd:t3. He" was one ol the happiest fathers this town ever saw. y. V. Tim?. In Cleveland. O., not long ago, a bauk director asked the cashier: "Is Mr. good?" "That depends on whether you inquired iu a Cod ward or manward sense," replied the cashier. "I mean inanwurd, of course," said the director. "In a !od ward sense." remarked the cashier, "Mr. is very good; A No. 1. No man in the church can pray louder. Put in a manward sense 1 am sorry to say that he is tricky." It is sufficient to say that the note of Mr. was uot discounted. Adventure ot a Small Dog. A three-pint dog in a five-quart muz zle of heavy wire was laboriously trudg ing along isterd:iy morning, just after the rain, when he came to a small ex cavation. This he mistook for an ordinary Fourth ward puddle and walk ed into it. The heavy muzzle carried his nose to the bottom, and only his tail remained visible. The sjiectacle of a dog's tail furiously lashing the water attracted the attention of a neighboring apple woman. After satisfying herself that it was not the sea scrcnr, she caught hold of it aud set the dog on dry land, with the observation: "If ve. had been a bob-tailed dog where would yez lie now?" X. Y. Sun. Hulvadore NatlvcH. Wheu the daily down-our began the other da3' we sought shelter in a native ranch. The wife, her sister, aud grown daughter constituted the household. The husband was toiling iu au adjacent colfee "linca." The women served me fruit such as I had never eaten before, the "Anona blanca" or "Sweet-sop" of the British West Indies. It is apple shaped, with the rough excrescences of the pineapple, having a thick, brittle rind, ami a delicate white pulp, inter sected with highly polished mahogany like oval seeds, the whole of a delicate flavor very like vanilla ice-cream, such as one is wont to enjoy on New York avenue, near Fifteenth street. I was athirst, ami as generously dealt with as Ben lliu by the youthful Jesus at the weil in Bethlehem. The good dame open ed the end of a green coco and emptied its refreshing water into a gourd, aud 1 drank to repletion. Neither Hebe nor (iam'incde. e'er served the gods a more grateful beverage. Cor. Washington 1'ost. Georgetown is now a part of Wash ington, and the old town, which was born years before the capital, is grow ing now since it has been adopted by Washington. The heights of George town are becoming fashiouable for residents. "'ij ' 'jBBBatfBr k fat 4 ffij i 10. 1886." T A NOBLKBOY. How Ho' Wi Kuwcrttxl (or Vtmgmr Tnkv Saving tli 1 One- morning last week the engineer of an express train, oa am eastern road was startled by the sudden appearance on the track ahead of a boy woo was frantically waving a large' piece of red .flannel, 'interpreting taiWof course, ns ,a waruiug ol, danger,, tlie etijpaeer in stantly whistled, for .'"down brakes.1' iTitst then' the train, which had been going at the' rate of sixty miles an hour, turned', a sharp curve, aud -a cry of horror burst .from the lipa of engineer and fireman,' for iu the ceuter of the track, huCa few yards ahead was a large bowlder. In a few seconds the tra in caaie to wtaadstil I, tbe cowcatcher almost tbiichinglhc huge stone. A fcw; motueaU later the boy who had saved the lives .of fo many of his fellow- I'leaiiircs was aurruiiutieu oy me paie 1 hod excited nmaUrs wlm lUtmiMltA J ..1 was walkiti' aloug the track on my way to my Sunday-school teacher s house when I seen that there stun on the track," began the little fellow, modestly, aud if his grammar was not of the best no one thought of criticising it then. "1 knew this here train was pretty near due. an' I made up 1113' mind I'd have ter slop her. So 1 looked around an' found this here flannel it's a piece of an old flag, ye see. that some signal mail's lired away an' 1 run ahead with it; an' that's all there is ter tell." "You are a noble boy," said an old gentleman, in a voice" brokeu with emotion. "Friends," he added, turning to his fellow-passengers, "this little nero must uot go tin re warned. 1 am j going to pass my hat around for coti- u minions ior tus ueneiu. ami here is a ..r nole for my share." Some of the passengers took their de parture in considerable haste at this, but. many remained, aud in a few min utes a heap of coins aud crisp bank notes was thrust into the hands of the blushing and bewildered little fellow. Then the old gentleman who had started the collection handed him a card, saying: "Here you have my name and ad dress. 1113' lad, auii if you ever need a friend come to me." Then, the bowlder having lieen re moved from the track, the train started. The boy watched it until it had disa eareil iu the distance; then he sat down beside the track and began counting his monev. It was then that I . .1 . - . . . .. . uve oilier iM)ys I'liietgeu iroin Delimit a cltimn of hindies bv the roadside and d- vaueed toward the ex-hero. "Yer done it bulb," said one of them. "How much did vet get?" "Fort y-se veil dollars and ninety-live cents," was the reply. "I'll giveyous fellers yer share before we go home. Say. don't this lay over piekin' huckle berries an sell in' Yin fer live cents a quart? Well, I should ejackerlate!" Itd-liits. A writer in Truth (Loudon) relates that when "Unser Friiz." was a guest at the Tuiieries during the exhibition of 1807, he wirtied to see the interior of the forts around Paris. But. as they were in a miserable state ot defense, it was arranged to evade complying with his wish. He. however, managed in this wise to do without an order of ad mission. For some mornings he made early excursions to distant places, ac companied by a French aide-de-camp who was placed at his disosal. One morning, on his way to the Bicetre Asylum, he said to the oflicer: "What if we run up to the fort beside it?" The aide-de-camp did not see the harm, aud took him not only into it. but into all on the south side of Paris. With his well-trained eye the Crown Prince saw the military overty of the land and the exact defensive capacities of the line of forts. The old Sleepy Hollow Cemetery, in the region made famous by Washington Irving, has just been enlarged for the accommodation of those who lay dowu to await the last trump. An InexMM8ie Smoke. A middle-aged mau, says the New York Sun, not ill-dressed, and' having in bis hand a handsome, straight brier wood pipe, walked into a cigar store in Park row the other afternoon, and go ing up to the stand ou which is the lit tle apparatus for cutting off the ends of cigars, picked up the tray on which the little bits of cigar tips fell, and calmly stuffed his pipe with them, taking care to press the limip3 tuass of tobacco down until the pipe-bowl was as full as it would hold. Then he poured what was left in the tray into his hand and transferred it to his coat-tail pocket. He next carefully lit his pipe, and as soon as it was well going turued around, beamed with a patroui.ing smile on the proprietor of the store, and sauntered out with the air of a putrou who 'was satisfied with the shop aud might call again. "We never have to empty those trays," said the cigar merchant. "We have half a dozen such duffers as that who walk in aud empty them for us. Once iu a while two of them drop iu at once, and one of them has to take a back seat and till his pipe on air while the other takes the clippings. 1 remem ber one solitary instance where the man who was left actually walked up and bought a o-eeut cigar aud looked on witu an amused air. like a supercil ious millionaire, while the other worked the cigar-tip growler. They say the tips make a very gootl smoke, though there is so much gum ou them I don't see how they can; but, of course, there is a good deal of good tobacco in thcui. In the shop where 1 was before I came here, an old man came and regularly bought for a trifle the exclusive right to the tilts, and we had to drive all the regular cruisers away. He used to come iu regularly at certain hours every day aud empty the trays into a bag he car ried with' him. He must have had a dozeu more places on bis circuit, for the bag was ofteu two-thirds full. What he did with the stuff I don't know, for he couldn't have stuoked it all himself. There was some sort of an Eyetalian fake about it, you can bet on that; they are always up to some of those skin-a-ceut schemes. 1 m Au inventor at Shanghai. China, has contrived an electric sword which, when the point touches the party attacked, scuds a powerful shock through him, and if uot immediately killing will at least put him hors du combat. The sword is an ordinary military sabre, but along its whole length is let iu a fine platinum wire, which ends at the point of the weapon. A small but very pow erlul storage battery is carried strapped about the waist, much the same as a cartridgs box. Insulated wires conuect this battery with the sword, and. by pressing a button, the holder can com plete the circuit at pleasure. 4 .. WQ WH0LE Jft). 8 r TBI WX National Baiikj OK X COLUMBUMKB. HAS IS .- Authoriztd Capital of $2S0,000, A Surr.Fuhd tf r - $17,000, A ait the largeet 11 la Cask L'ap. itsU of iiny Iihk in Ibis part of the State. DepotitM received md interest tmd ou time deposit. nrafta ou the principal ritie in this country aud Kurope bought aud sold. ..Uteliectiomt and all ether bnaiiifiis tm'rfotniit am! ckrefnl'aUentiou. SlOCKHOLDKKS. A . A N DKKSO.N , fres'l. SAMM.C. S31 ITU, ViceFres't. O.T. KOKN. Caahiet. J. P.BECKElt. HERMAN OKULR1CH, O. SC'HUTTE, W. A. MCALLISTER, JONAS WELCH, JOHN W. EARLY, P.ANDERSOX, O.ANDERSON, ROBERT UHLKi. AprJS-'StJtf 1981X188 CA1D8. L.T. Maktyn, M. I. K. .1. ScHUt;, 31. D. On. MARTYN A SCHTJO, IJ. S. Examining Surgeons, Local Surxeoun. Union Pacific, O., N. A It. II. and It. & M.R. R's. CoiiBultatious iu Merman and Eugliali. Telephones at office aud residences. yOtnee on Olive street, next to Itrod. teutirer'a .lewelrv Store. COLUMBUS. NEBRASKA. P.'-v w. M. COM.HKa.llJS, LAW AND COLLECTION OFFICE. Upstairs Ernst building 11th street. OUULIVA A REEDKR, A TTORNE YS A T LA IT, OtRi-e over First National Hank, Colum bus, Nebraska. oil-it p 1ft. KYAIVM, -Ii. ., FiirsiciAX axv sih'tEoy. 3JOflice and rooms, ('luck building, :1th street. Telephone communication. 4v H AMUTO nKlDE,N.U PHYSICIAN Ay I SUEGEOX, Platte Venter, Nebraska. 'J-y H KMMA nA'l'Klt'l'Klft'r, BLACKSMITH AND WAGON .MAKER, 13th street, east of .Mil's barn. April7,'sG-tf 1) M. 3.VUAH. WII.LT, DEUTSCHE!?. ARZX, Columbus, Nebraska. 'Office 11th Street. Consultations iu English, French and German. l-tim BOWKLL HOVi; PLATTE CENTER, NEH. Just opened. Special attentiou 'iven to commercial men. Has a good sample room. Sets the best table. Give it a trial and be convinced. fto.'tmo rOH F.IJNDR.V COUNTY SURVEYOR. Parties desirinir surveviiu! done can address me at Columbus, Neb., or call at my office in Court House. iiuiayfti-y NOTICE TOTEAi-HEU. W. B. Tedrow, Co. Snpt. 1 will beat toy office in tbe Court House the third Saturday of each mouth for tht examination of teachers. :'! tf F. W. MII.WKK, M. HOMCEOPATHIST. Careale Diaaasa aad Siaesaas a. Ckildraa a Specialty. lyOffice on Olive -Ireet, three doors north of First National Bank. My VffcAI.I.IMI'KM HMOM., A TTORNE YS A T LA W, Office tip-stairs iu McAllister's build ing. 11th St. W. A. McAllister, Notary Public. ' J J.M.MACFAKLANU, B. K. COWDKKY, Attonif isi Usury Pefcl e. Cellsetor. LAW AND COLLECTION OFFICE OK-- MACrARLAND COWDBRY, Columbia. : ; ; Nebraska. JOHN ; IIIUGlN.l. c. J.CARLOW, Collection Attorney. HI0QIS& 0AJU.0W, ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW, Specialty made of Collections by CI. Garlow. 3.1. m P H.BINCHE, llth St., opposite Lindell Hotel. Sells Harness, Saddles, Collars, Whips, Blankets. Curry Combs, Brushes, trunks, valises, buggy tops, cushions, carriage trimmings, Ac, at tbe lowest possible prices. Repairs promptly attended to. TANE8 9AE.J10, CONTRACTOR AND IUILDER. Plans and estimates supplied for either frame or brick buildings. Good work guaranteed. Shop on 13th Street, uear St. Paul Lumber Yard, Columbus, Ne braska. Memo. JS. MURDOCH & SON, Carpenters anal Contractors. Haveaadan extended experience, and will guarantee satisfaction in work. All kinds of reuairintr done nn i,nr notice. Our motto is, Good work and fairpriees. Call and give us au oppor tunitytoestimatefor von. r3rSbop ou 13th St., one door west of Kridhuf a Cc'a . a tor , C ol umbu , N br . 4s3-v A'- P ABftYEMTlfllNC; aaaad-pTofeaaionalcard Of or l.r aaaam, It dollar f. 0 For tiB adjertiacaaeate, apply attalaoMc. yf 'Sal adTrtiaeaaats at atatat 'or tranalent-advertlainrf? a rata oa' taird pac. KaTAdl advartlaeatenta . payabl Italy- ' "Wliat'stthc matter. UucIe'Ruftu?" he asked facetiously as the-old-gentle man came limping in '-got the gout?" "No. sail, l'se got dCf-unlfo' dat white wasain' what 1 did fo' yeras' yeah." Amy to Mamie (on strcet-cac)f-l)itl you see tim great, horrid, tueau wo man next fi refuse to move up to let me sit dowft? I just took to standing; ou her toemand she managed to find a pi OjRiamie, 8jread your skirts out quick or that ugly' man will sit down there aud crowd us to death. Judge. YoungfrOoutran has a rich uncle whose death he awaits with ill-concealed impatience. The other day he of fended the old man. "My nephew."' said the latter, "since you don t seem to have any regard for me while I am alive " "O, uncle, interrupted (Jou- tran. "I always respect the dead." French Frivolities. First customer (to barber) Have you got anything that will take the curl out of hair, barber? Barber You bet. That electrical elixir of mine will do it. Second customer (to same barber) Have you got anything that will make hair curl, barber? Barber You beL That electrical elixir of mine will do it like a charm. Sew York Sun. Chicago crook Good news, dim. Af ter two days of nervous excitement wo can now breathe freelv. Fellow crook What's up? Have they given up the search for us? Chicago crook No, bet ter thau that; two detectives are already on our track. Fellow crook Then we cau ouce more walk the streets like honest meu. Tul-BUs. She was tbe wife of a bank cashier, enjoying herself at Niagara- Sitting ou the hotel piazza with a frioud, sho re marked that her husband could not come very well because he was "tied to his business." "An excellent precau tion." said her friend, "with Canada so near." And now they don't speak to each other. Texas Sifting. "We have a great doal of catarrh in Syracuse," said a venerable Syracuse doctor the other di; "a great ileal of it. But we don't have any headache here. Nobody has a headache iu Syracuse. Queer, isn't it?" His listener asked how that was. "Well. I've studied it out. aud there ain't brains enough in this towu for a headache." I'tica Obser ver. "You look thoughtful to-night, D11111 ley." remarked Featherry as he stretch ed himself on the lied. "Yes," sighed Ditmley. "I've just got a note from the landlady." What does she say?" "She says that I must pay my back board at once or her daughter will sue me for breach of promise. I'm thinking what 1M better do. New lrA; Sun. Willing to reduce expenses - Air. Overdraw (reading shopping list) Bon net, shoes, shoe-buttons, gloves, silk for dress, trimmings, carriage-hat, etc., etc. Don't you think you cau cut it a little, my dear? Mrs. Overdraw Cer tainly, love! 1 know bow hard it is for 3'ou to get money now. I can get along without the shoe-buttons just as well as not. Tiit-Uits. "Mamma," asked a congressman's child of his mother, "what are these 'ante-bellum times' 1 hear papa talking about?" "They are the tunes before the war, my child." The child was quiet for a full minute. "O. I see." he saitl, "that was before auntie married uncle, wasn't it?" The mother restrain ed the child from furtuer violence. Washington Critic. Mrs. Baghy- "Wiliiam, 1 want to go back to my home in Huston. " Bagley "Pining for the only original baked bean, darling?'' "No. sir; but 1 will not live in a city where there is 110 en terprise." "What has this city done now?" "You have a river on each side." "Yes. my dear." "And you can't tiud the sea-serpent in either one." Ituladelphia Call. "You met Charley on a yacht, they sa3?" "Yes, wasn't" it romantic? W: were on board three hours together. You see there wasn't any wind and we couldn't gel to land. Well, before two of these hours were over he hail pro- Itosetl ami 1 bail accepted. I really bc ieve the yacht helped us." "How was that?" "It was a case of luff at lirst sight."- -Tid-liil. Fogg- The worst break 1 ever made was at a wedding a short time ago. Wheu I congratulated the couple 1 was rather embarrassed and 1 wished them many happy returns of the dav. Boss That was a sort of silly speech. Did it (irovoke the newly-married couple? ogg O. no. They thought it was all rigut. You see, they were from Chica go. - Iktroil Free Press. Fogg- Glad to see you back, parson; indeed I am. I don't believe there's one of your Hock who has missed you mor'u lhuve. Minister- It does break in on a congregation, doesn't it. Brother Fogg, to have the shepherd absent? Fogg Yes. indeed, parson. As 1 was saying to wife yesterday, people can't stand it to have their regular sleep interfered with. -- Tat' Bits. They were wandering through the woods when the small child picked some berries. "Papa, what are these?" "That's a wild vine, my child." "What's it for?" "They make wine from that." They trotted along, when she picked another berry and squeezed it and a soft, creamy froth came out. "O, papa, see. Here s some wild beer." No such luck," said the tired parent.- -Sun Francisco Chronicle. She was sitting in a low rocking-chair and he swinging idly iu a hammock. He had ou her sun hat with the ribbons tied under his chin, and everv intelli gent stray dog that went by would bark at him. They were talking about dancing. "I am passionately fond of the valse," he said. "Do you reverse?" she asked. "O, my. yes, he replied. Then he leaned too far back and she knew that he told the truth. New York Sun. Angry citizcu (who had just dropped a coin iu tbe hat) I'm a good miuu to thrash you. Why, you're an impostor; you're not blind. What do you mean by having that sigu ou you reading. "Help the Blind"? Beggar By gum! Iou're right boss. Don t blame mc t's dc ofe woman's fault. You see. I can't read, and she's put de wroDg sign on by mistake. This is my lame day; to-morrow is my blind day. Tid BiU. A Wasliington correspondent recalls the fact that when Mr. F. E. Spinner was treasurer be used to honor some of the prettiest yonng lady clerks in his oflice by having their features given to some of the goddesses that grace the currency. But, it is said, the head of Martha Washington, which adorns tbe new SI certificates, and an idealized head of Dolly Madison are the only ac credited portraits of distinguished wo men that can be discovered. ,W