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XfuWK Cap-Uaf n 1m slim, ud Sny But OattH, Kafttfas ik.aklds4aIatfaudE. ItrAailHfnMkiUt APRIZE. Send six cents for postagc.and receive free, a costly box of geeds walch will aeip you to more money right sway than aaythiBg-else in this werlft. -All, ef either sex, succeed from est-hour. The', broad road to fortune ms before the workers, absolutely m. At eace address, Tbos Co., AHWto.lUUi, atlsssV State Wwai tf BJ ma -BBjriMMa ! esseaC i ilCtahiHil Wm VOL. XVII.-NO. 6. THE DYING SHOEMAKER. Dear wife, I'm waxing near my end," The dying cobbler said; Ston to an upper world my sola Its lonely way must thread. "1 fear. Indeed, I'm pegging out; Rnt then what boot it, love? Here, we have been a fitting pair. And so we'll be above. "My ills, I know, no drugs may heel. So It's welt to prepare; We can't run counter to our fate Just put a peg In there! "The future need not give you care, I've loft mr awl to you; For dep within my inner sole I know that you've been true. "I've always given you your rights. But now you must be left: However do not grieve too much When of me you're bereft. "A last farewell I now will take." He smiled, and raised his head, "It-last the cruel malady That lays you low," she said. "I'll slipper way In peace," ho signet, "The strlfo will soon be past." Ills head fell back, he sweetly smiled. And then he breathed his last. It A. Lanqford, in A'orriMtoum Berata. MSHERMAFS LUCK. A Fortune Discovered By a Young Man in a Shark. Arming Southerner, who for some months has been enjoying himself in Paris, is the hero of an odd freak of fortune, -mil perhaps "fisherman's luck" has never been more happily ex emplified than in his case. This is the 6tor3': The young man his name is Stan hope Randolph is a native of South Carolina, where his father had large possessions in Colleton. He served in the Confederate army during tho last two years of the war, though still two young, and when the war was over set tled at Pocotaligo, poor as a church mouse. His father's estate was nearly ull gone, and what still remained lie resolved should be religiously devoted to the needs of his mother and sisters, who were now living in Barnwell in a very poor way. Young Stanhope Ran dolph had capacity and industry, but these were not sufficient to get him work in a State where all things were prostrate. He procured some odd jobs on the railroad, but these soon failed him, and at last, in despair, he shipped iMifore the mast in a trading schooner that belonged to Machias, Me., and made irregular voyages between Bos ton, Beaufort, S. C., Havana and a market. In three or four years he got to be mate of the tnulcr, anil finally the owners began to promise him a vessel of his own. one now building, if he would purchase an interest in her to the- extent of fifteen hundred dollars, liis own savings amounted to nearly half that sum already, and he took a fur lough from the schooner for the pur pose of seeing his mother and some other friends, in order to try to get a temporary loan of the balance needed. Money, however, was hard to get. No one "doubted the security, but they did not have the money to spare. After several futile efforts young Stanhope Randolph was about to give up the pur suit in despair when his mother be thought her oi Colonel Jacob Euler, her cousin, still livinir near Port Royal, and thought to be rather better oft than the rest of tho connection. Stanhope Ran dolph was only very slightly acquainted with Colonel'fiulcr, but his mother in sisted that he should take a letter from her to her relative, and thus leavo noth ing untried in a matter which so in tiniately concerned the pushing of his own fortunes. When Stanhope Randolph arrived at his cousin's place on Port Royal sound he found that the family were not well prepared to have visitors. In fact, only two nights before, the house an old brick mansion had been burned down to the ground, and tho family were now living in a couple of tents pitched on the lawn in front of the ruins. Colonel Eulcr had lost everything the house contained and was now down with an ague, his daughter was ill with hysterics, and everything was in confusion and disorder. In fact, as Mrs. Euler, piti fully told Stanhope Randolph, "there's actually nothing to eat in the house in the tent, I mean," she said, with a feeble smilo, "and the Colonel is too ill to go fishing to-day." Stanhope Randolph did not show his letter nor mention its subject. On the contrary, he tried to make him useful, gave Mr. Euler his dose of quinine, taught Mrs. Euler how to rig her tent sails in a safer and more comfortable fashion, and then, taking a small negro boy with him, launched the boat, hoisted Fail and went fishing for the replenish ing of poor Mrs. Eifler's exhausted lard er. Well acquainted with the sound and its fishing round, he soon caught quite a mess of fish, and was beating back i again when a startled cry of tho negro boy, who was by the mast, attracted his attention. The cause of the bo-'s alarm was a large shark, between "ten and twelve feet long, which swam directly in front of the boat and seemed prepared to dispute its passage. Tiie boat, as is common in those waters, carried a small harpoon attached to a long line, for the purpose of using upon the devil-fish frequently met there, and the chase and capture of which is a favorite and excit ing sport of South Carolinians. Hastily calling the boy to the helm and giving his lugger sheet plenty of play, Ran dolph snatched the harpoon and line, sprang to the bow, tossed a large fish in' the water and, as the shark turned up to seize it, drove the harpoon into his belly with so true an aim and such fatal force that the huge fish only struggled a few minutes before expiring. He was not able to get his prize aboard, but deter mined not to lose such a tropin- of his arm's strength, took it in tow behind his boat and was soon able to land his cargo and tow in safety near the burned mansion. Securing hiB boat, Randolph now sent off the boy for help to fetch away his fish, and amused himself by disembow elling the monster. His jack-knife struck upon something hard and metal lic in the viscera of the fish and, exam- ining it more closely, he brought to light a square, flat zinc box, about the size of a one-pound gunpowder can, much corroded, but apparently hermeti cally sealed and water-tight. He washed it off, dried it and put it in his pocket for future examination; then, the boy having come with help, took his fish and some tid-bits from the shark up to the tent, much to the joy of the occu pants, who could not thank him enough. Colonel Euler, to whom Randolph showed his box, immediately thought he recognized it as one of a peculiar sort of dispatch-box used by the Confederate Government for their messages by sea and in blockade runners, being Tconve aient for carrying in die pocket and for flu-owing overboard hi case 'the vessel was captured. The box was carefully opened and was found to be precisely rhat Colonel Euler suspected dis patch-box of the Confederate Govern ment. The contents, in addition to some papers of no present importance, comprised a series of long dispatches in cipher, addressed to a well-known agent in Paris of the defunct rebellion, and ten certificates of deposit, promising to pay money of Ambrose Gunter's. now on deposit with the banking-house of X. Animas Freres, Bordeaux, to John Brown or order, when properly coun tersigned. The amount of the certifi cates in all was eight hundred and ninety-six thousand francs. "Worth noth ing, of course,' said Randolph, down on his luck, as usual. "Not a nickel, my boy," said Colonel Eulor; "but, nevertheless, you must come with mo to-morrow and show them to Mr. Thompson. To-morrow is my well day, and I'm going up to Charles ton to sec about getting a shanty put up for my folks to live in. In Charleston next day Randolph was taken by Colonel Eulcr to Mr. Thomp son, ana introduced to that gentleman, to whom he told the story oithe shark and presented the box and its contents. Mr. Thompson eyed him sharply and asked him if the whole story had been told him. Colonel Euler vouched for his kinsman, and the ex-secretary opened the box, glanced at tho cipher dispatch, and turned very pale. "Have either of you read this?" he asked. "No," said Randolph. "I intended to make out the cipher, but have not yet had time." Mr. Thompson answered nothing, but taking the drafts out of tho box, applied a match to tho remaining papers and watched them burn to ashes with a sigh of satisfaction. "Perilous secrets," youug man," said ho, "and happy am I to dispose of them thus. Not only repu tations, but lives would have been sacrificed had those matters becomo pub lic Now, as to those certificates they are very probably worth nothing but you have done mo a real service in this matter, and more besides me, and if you can get anything out of them and it is worth trying, vou are perfectly wel come to it all. The money belongs to nobody, strictly speaking for I do not consider that the late Confederacy had any heirs and if you can get hold of it, do so." "What money is it, or was it?" asked Colonel Euler. "I am going to teil you,' answered Thompson, "and it is a remarkable in stance of the hard fortune of war that seemed to pursue tho Confederacy throughout You recollect the ster ling cotton loan we made duringthe last year of the war tho loan by which our "English brethren were made so sick? That money was raised to pay for ironclads, you know. The gun boats were built tho Stonewall was one of them but not delivered. Di plomacy kept us from getting to sea with the English-built ones, and it was thought the samo reason kept the French built steamers from going to sea, but that is not exactly tho fact We would have succeeded in getting them out if they had been fully paid for. We made what we thought were ample arrange ments for completing the payments, but they failed through our persistent bad luck. For instance, take the case of these very certificates. It was nec essary for us to use all sorts of precau tions'in buying this sort of goods to protect the parties wo dealt with, for we knew the Yankees would throw every mother's son of them into court. Hence the money was deposited in vari ous banks in the names of private persons, but so that it could not be drawn unless the certificates were in dorsed in a particular way. This is a deposit, you see, of Gunter's money pavablo to Brown on certain terms in other words, it is a Con federate draft sent out 'by express mes senger and payable when indorsed by the agent to whom sent Tho agent must indorse it in a particular way, and would not do so unless the messenger brought certain credentials. This sys tem of checks and balances was neces sary for our financial secretary, but in this case, and several others like it, was fatal to our plans. "The messenger to whom this partic ular box was intrusted young Rioaud, I remember the very morning I sent him was instructed to go to Wilming ton, cross to Bermuda in the blockade runner Fannie, sail thence for London, report to an agent there, and from him get further orders. BJcaud, instead of going on the Fannie, took another steamer, the Gannet, for Nassau. The Gannet was captured, Ricaud's dis- Eatch-box went to feed the sharks and icaud himself to rusticate at Johnson's Island. Meantime we, who knew of the Fannie's safe voyage, were con gratulating ourselves that our agent was on the road to Bordeaux, and we did not discover tho truth until it was too late to provide a remedy. This sort of thing happened several times, and our French gunboats never got to sea." "Then those Bourdalese still have our money?" said Colonel Euler. "That remains to be seen. I was just coming to that point This particular deposit has never been checked out of that I am sure. It was quite forgotten. Ricaud never got South again till June, 18G5, and then his little story was only 5artly credited. But whether Animas freres will pay tho money or not is quite another matter, and depends upon a variety of circumstances which it is useless to speculate about As I said, I want our young friend here to try, and I hope he will succeed." So saying, Mr. Thompson took pen and paper and wrote hurriedly. "Here," said he, "is a check for 9600. You must look upon it as your reward for restoring to me those dangerous papers. It will pay your expenses to Bordeaux and back; so, if you can gain nothing you will lose nothing. I hare indorsed these certificates with my name. Take them and this note to London to Mr. Brown. He will tell you what further can bo done, if any thing. Do not expect much, but at least try fortune may favor you; and I am sure you de serve it." . It seemed, indeed, as if Stanhope Randolph's good fortune had begun. Taking leave of his friends, he came over to London, found Mr. Browm and made such a friend of that gentleman that he undertook personally to look after the matter which Mr. Thompson had recommended to him. The ex agent, whose indorsement was needed, happened at the time to be in .Nice, and Mr. Brown went thither with Randolph and secured the requsite signatures. Then he accompanied him to Bour deaux. Alas for the best laid schemes of mice and men! The firm of X. An imas.Freres was bankrupt and.their assets, and affairs in the. hands of the syndic" The elder brother of, tha. fina was dead, and then .was' but Jdttlakope of getting any thing onto! the liu 1 1 ! If brother,: who, indeed, did, not bear la best of .-names. ';-,..,. 1 fMr.Brown1ookU.pendlMrtold Randolphnot to uaspair. ."If he's ; am honest man we wont get a cent," of Joonrse; bnyasaeseeBMtOBaaalijppaTy COLUMBUS, NEB., WEDNESDAY. .TUNE 2. 1886. fellow, there's a chance for it yet.' He called on the syndic, consulted a notary or two in town, and then sent M. Animas a message to call upon fiira that night at his hotel. M. Animas came, a sallow little Gascon, with purple gills and an uneasy eye. He de nied every thing, of course, and said that anyhow he was totally insolvent couldn't pay ten centimes in the hun dred. "Exactly," said Mr. Brown. Your debts amount to 8,000,000 francs. You have given in assets to the amount of 8,500,000 francs. You still have in your possession the sum of 3,000,000 franca, property of the late Confederacy, Brown, Gunter and all that firm. This money you have not returned to tho syndio as Eart of your assets, but are trying to ide away. Now, M. Animas, it is z, question of arithmetic between us. My young friend here has legitimate checks for 896,000 francs, whichhe is entitled to and wants. You will pay him or else you will prepare to-morrow to pay thn syndic the 8,000,000 you are concealing and stand trial for fraud besides." M. Animas wriggled and turned, and asked for time; for a mouth, a week, any thing. "Not a moment," said Mr. Brown, decidedly. "But my children, my wife," pleaded M. Animas in despair. "Shall I call the officer?" said Brown, sarcastically, laying his hand on tho bell cord. M. Animas turned grpen, and then, pulling out a plethoric pocket-book, paid the money, and that is how Stanhope Randolph got rich. Ed. Spencer, in N. T. World. AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHY. A Highly Popular Amusement The Small Cost or Outfits. "It is astonishing," said a dealer in photographic materials to a reporter, "how much can be accomplished by to tally inexperienced amateurs in the art of photographing, with a little taste and judgment The introduction of tho gelatino-bromide dry plate has so revo lutionized photography that but little knowledge of it is essential. Of course, it is scarcely to be supposed that success should always attend one's first efforts, but rapid progress can generally bo mado by old or young, lady or gentle man, who may manifest tho slightest disposition to excel. Unlike tho old wet plate, this new process has the advan tage of admitting a much wider latitude of exposuro that is to say, the actual time which the sensitive plato may now bo subjected to light though still im portant, is far less so than by the old collodion process, and the subsequent operations are free from the former objections of complexity, uncer tainty and stains. The apparatus and chemicals required are also few and in expensive, and there is nothing which tho veriest tyro in chemistry can not readily master. This is why amateur photography has of lute become so pop ular, and so great is the demand that we make special instruments and pub lish special (Catalogues on the subject. Young people buy them for amusement, and men of family buy them to take pict ures of their homes and surroundings. Nor is such a camera in any sense a toy. All arc practical working instruments, such as are in constant use by profes sional photographers. They arc adapted for landscape and out-door groups, and in a good light require but a second's time to make a picture. But in buying the amateur should not forgot that no is not going to make an experiment Suc cess is assured if the directions oro fol lowed. Thousands have succeeded with only the ordinary amount of brains and some with less than is allowed to man kind generally. The chief advice I have to offer is, when you buy, buy as good an outfit as you can afford. With a cheap instrument you can do good work, but with a better instrument you can do better work more easily." "What do some of the amateur out fits cost?" "For Sll you can buy a mahogany camera, for making pictures vertically or horizontally, measuring four or five inches, with one double plate-holder, fine single acromatic lens, improved tripod and carrying-case, with an extra double dry plate-holder. Tho entire weight of such an equipment is only 8 1-2 pounds. From that they run up to $25. $37, $40 and $50, according to tho 3uality and size of the camera. For a eveloping outfit with the $11 equip ment that is a 4x5 picture, the cost is $5.25. In this you want a pocket ruby lantern, a dozen dry plates, two devel oping trays, several bottles of chemi cals, funnels, filtering paper, scales and weights and a few other articles. This includes everv thing necessary for de veloping a dozen negatives. Ono of the newest things in this line is the de tective camera. It is focussed once for all by means of a ground glass which slides in the place to be occupied by tho double dry plate-holder for objects of various distances, and the position of the focussing lever on the top of the camera is marked for each distance. After this the ground glass may be en tirely dispensed with, as it Is then only necessary to estimate the distance of tho object to be photographed and move tho focussing lever to the mark correspond ing to that distance, when the camera will obviously be in focus. The small lens serves to throw the picture on a piece of ground glass on the top of the camera, thus showing the position of the image on the plate. When the picture appears in proper position on the ground glass it is only necessary to touch the button on the right of the camera and tho ex posure of the plate is instantly made, its development being afterward accom plished in the ordinary manner. An other novel and most ingenious little in strument and one that supplies a want long felt in the profession is the pneu matic photograph shutter. This is a long rubber tube, connected with the camera, the end of which the operator holds in his hand and by which the lens is exposed and capped. It has been re marked by eminent photographers that the arrangement is a most useful one in enabling persons to be photograped without being aware of it. The efforts in this direction hitherto necessitated the operator being close to the camera, but here we have an instrument which permits him to be in any part of the studio he pleases. Many have experienced the difficulty of taking children's portraits with the proper amount of profile, but with this instrument all difficulty van ishes and the operator may be by the side of the child and attract its atten tion in any direction. AT. T. Mail and Express. A forty-niner who amassed a large fortune in California during the gold fever there, but spent jt foolishly, was .found walking barefooted through the streets of. New, York recently and ar rested. He is without friends or home, and hat been leading the life of a tramp allies misfortune overtook him thirty -zv. jr. xrtoune. - p National Bank! ' OF COt.X73WBX7S.XrEB.. HAS AN Authorized Capital of $250,000, A Surplus Fund of - $15,000, f And the largest Paid la Cash Cap Ital of any ban in this part of the State. Deposits received and interest paid on time deposits. Drafts on the principal cities in this country and Europe bought and sold . CJTColIections and alt other business given prompt and careful attention. 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Have had an extended experience, and will guarantee satisfaction in work. All kimds of repairing done on short notice. Our motto is, Good work and fair prices. Call and give us an oppor tunltytoestlmateforyou. t3V"Shop on 13th Btone door west of Frledhof k Co's.sUre.ColoabMs. Nebr. 4R-T mmA Wasalaa;ta lt(er. (From our regular correspondent.) Washington, May, 1886. Many Congressmen are in a dis turbed state of mind, lest they will not be returned to their seats next' fall. They are waiting anxiously for news of renomioation. Quite a num ber of them, it is thought, are doom ed to disappointment, and the thought of their dilapidated fences at home, makes them anxious for an early adjournment. The passage of three appropriation bills by tbe House last week made tbom hopeful of an early release, and Speaker Carlisle is quoted as saying that it is possible for Congress to ad journ by tbe 25 of Juue. That will be less than six weeks. Tbe prevail ing opinion, "however, is that Con gress will not get away before Au gust. Work is far behind, and while many mombers would like to be among their constituents, others want time to make Congressional records for tbe approaching canvass. A good joke was perpetrated upoi Senator Vance by Senators Keuni and Sanlebury. On entering tbe Senate chamber Tuesday moruiug these gentlemen saw a beiutifu basket of flowers upon the North Carolina Senator's desk, and befort the latter catae in, removed it to tha deak of Senator Beck. When Mr. Vance entered, they called his atten tion to the Kentucky Senator' "floral tribute." Oh, yes, remarked Mr. Vance, in hi disrespectful, jovial way: Beck bought it somewhere. That's the way all these fellows get flowers. Mr. Konna suggested that Mr. Vance examine the card attached to the basket. When he discovered that the flowers were for himself, Mr. Vance took possession of them with the remark that there were excep tions to all rules. Representative Kelley, of Pennsyl vania, who is called tho "Father of tho House" because he is the oldest member in it and has Rerved through more Congresses than any other man, was talking about the general deport ment of Congressmen now, and away baik at tbe beginning of the war. Hi' saj s there is more courtesy anions members of tho present day, they wear better clothe, and tlicro is less intomperauce. When he first came to Congress there was scarcely a committee room which had not a full supply of liquors. There was an abundant supply of whiskey in the office of the clerk of tbe House, and a regular bar was kept in tho base ment restaurants, while there wa; then no such name as "cold tea" used for whiskey straight. There was al so more intemperance on tbe floor o: tbe House, and tbe drinking about the clerk's office became so common that John W. Forney, when he want ed to be Secretary of State, bad t make a pledge to Vice-President Williams aud Charles Sumner that no liquors would be kept in hi office, before they would vote for him. But as to the oratory in Congress the venerable Pcnsylvanian dnes not speak 60 hopefully. He thinks it i on the decline. The business of Congress has changed of late years, and it is now done more by the con sultation of leading members, by committee, and. by caucus. Speeches do not have much influence on legis lation now, and this influence seems to grow less from year to year. The Senate has passed a bili to ap propriate from tbe Treasury $500,000 to a monument to Abraham Lincoln. Another has parsed for a monument for General Grant to cot $250,000. It has been suggested that this money would be ppeut in a more ap propriate way if put into a memorial bridge across the Potomac, to bear the uames of these good aud great men. It is held that the carryiug out of such a plan would be a climax to our great river improvem nts, that-are, one day, in spite of log roll ing River and Harbor Committees, to bo tbe pride of the nation. If our late ex-Presideuts Lincoln and Graut could be consulted in re gard to this matter, there could be little doubt as to what their decisions would be. A great, useful structure like a bridge from tbe Capital of the nation across the Potomac to the soldier's national cemetery at Arling ton Heights would be a grateful per petnatinn of their memories. It would be far more sensible than an exhibition of broi.ze or marble, in some uncomfortable attitude, to stand for ages in tbe wind and rain and heat and cold, and to be criticised perhaps as inartistic. It is now supposed that if Mrf. Geo. H. Pendleton hsd retained pres ence of mind and remained in her carriage, be would not have been even hurt. Toe River and Harbor bill is growing in additions. The forty amendments, if adapted, will add eeveral millions to tbe appropria tion. The conviction and sentence of Jaebne, tbe corrupt alderman, in New York City, is a straw showing which way-the wind is blowing. The probability is that there will be a long, loud objection to tbe im mense expenditures of public fuads by the present eoagraat. WHOLE NO. 888. COLUMBUS Roller Mills! SCB&SOSR BROS., Proprietors. MaNUKACTUKKUS ok Flour, Feed, Bran, Shorts And Meal, AHt PKALSKS IN " All Kinds s Grain. OUIi FLOUR BKAXDS: "WAY UP," Patent, "IMPERIAL," "BIG 4," "SPREAD EAGLE." "We guarantee our Hour to be equal to any flour manufactured in the state. We call the attention of the public to the fact th.it we make a specialty of ex changing Hour, bran and hho'rts for wheat, as good flour and as much of it as any other mill in this part of the state; also the exchange of corn meal for corn. Vc have put in special machinery for grinding rye Hour and buckwheat Hour. G" Satisfaction guaranteed. 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SSTLegal advertisements at statute rates. 23TFor transient advertising, see rates on third page. 53TA11 advertisements payable monthly. OF GENERAL INTEREST. Brick Fomeroy wants to mate lemonade the national drink. Boston Post. Ella Wheeler-Wilcox says nothing flatters a man's vanity like being tolu he is not like other men. The echo of the Kiel rebellion is the liberation of Poundmaker. In this tho adage of Hudibras is reversed: Poundmaker fought, and lives to light again, while Kiel ran away, and was hanged. A mathematical musician has been working out a calculation as to the pay ments made to Mine. Patti at the re cent Paris concerts. The prima donna received 600 per night, or 20s. for each note. The snort of the iron horse is heard on all sides of our go-ahead town. It looks as if it was being girdled with bands of steel, but notwithstanding it continues to bulge out. Bartow (Fla.) Informant. ' :Everyhodj-Ts glad that Mr. Edison is married. They want him to invent a method whercb5 the baby's midnight shrieks will he carried off on a wire to frighten away the cats on the roof. Macon Telegraplu The largest plate glass window in this country was put up in Broadway. New York, a few days ago. It is pure French plate, 13 feet 11 inches in height, y feet -l inches wide aud lj inches thick. X. Y. Sun. The innate modesty of newspaper men is shown by the fact that a Texas editor killed three men the other day, and in alluding to the incident after ward acknowledged that he only tried to kill one. New Iavcn News. A fast train moves DO feet in a second; sound. 1,100 feet; the earth in its orbit, &),000 feet; and light, 1,100, 000,000 feet, or a million times faster than sound. The earth in its orbit moves 18 miles in a second, meteorite? 86 miles, and comets -io miles. The American Iron and Steel As sociation of Philadelphia has received from the manufacturers complete re ports of the production of cut nails and spikes in lSts3. The total production was C,G9G,815 keg.s of 100 pounds each, against 7J81,'.7) kegs in 1SS-1 and 7,71)2,737 kegs in 1883. The product ol 1883 was the largest ever attained. A young colored woman called upon a Lincoluton, (a.) judge re cently, and asked for a marriage li cense. When the judge asked for the name of her intended husband, she saidslie hadn't decided ct. but thought it would be a good thing to have a li cense in case some man should oiler himself. She didn't get it. N. Y. Herald. A prosperous fanner of Owings ville, K., a well-preeretl wid ower of over fifty, has two sou, wiio were both in love with the same rirl. She found ditlieiilty in deciding wnieli to take, and the old man solved the problem by sending the bos oil on business and marrving the jrirl himself while they were away. Louisville Courier-Journal. Frank Carpenter, who was a Lieu tenant in the Eighth Vermont regiment, cherishes carefully copies of the Rich mond Jiujuircr of lMil. He wa then a prisoner in Libhy prison, and was a subscriber to ihe Inquirer, p:ting twenty dollars for a three month-.' sub scription, lie paid si dollars for the insertion of a personal, which was copied in New York and led to hi iv leaie. A Pittslif-ld (Mas-.) man has acquired several thousand dollars with his buck-saw. II- is intelligent and liberal, recently gae nne humin-d dollars iu a lump to a publu; enter prise, has represented the town in the Legislature, is an active politician and, although more than sixty ears old. sawed nearly three hundred cords of wood during the last ear.- Boston Journal. The underground railway in Brook lyn i- estimated to co-t the million dollars. A speed of t him -live miii an hour is prnmiM.'d. The fare will be livo cents over the v. hide road. It will take a person twenty minutes to go a distance which now oeeupies two hour in passing oer. The road will have an average depth of twenty-two feet. The roof of the tunnel will be white porcelain brick, which will reflect the light of the electric lamps. Brooklyn Eaijlc. Practical education: A college student at Easton. Pa., promptly nipped a hazing party in the bud by unlimbering his pocket Lattery and shooting the door panels full of holes just about the time the committee on the powers of the Senate were d-mand-ing his papers. This shows how thor oughly is that young man prepared for college life who learns how to hoot while attending the grammar school o his native viluige. Don't leave every thing to be learned in college, young man. BurdeiL . Henry K. Brown, the sculptor, who lives at Xewburgh, has been ail judged of unsound mind and a com mittee will be appointed to take charge of his affairs. Mr. Brown is now in his seventy-second year and has been in feeble health for a long time, but hl mental failure dates from the death of his wife, a few years ago, to whom he was devotedly attached. He is one of the most justly honored of American sculptors, and his statue of W:ihin it ton in Union Square, New York, is still the best equestrian figure that has been made in America. X Y. Tunes. No, young man, no. you do not "have to know very much about eanLv to play progressive euchre." In fact, the less you know about anything the more you'll Jliy cards. Th mot ex pert card player and most successful gambler we ever knew was a man m Denver who spelled Clod with a little g and two d's, swore everv lime he said anything, lied everv time he swore, and could be safely tnrsted to steal anything he could hide in his hands. Card playing may require high culture and refined training, but somehow the lives of the beet experts do not seem to indicate this. Burdct'e. At a theatrical entertainment a few weeks ago a young lady with a three-story hat sat immediately in front of a newspaper man. Noticing that her exaggerated headgear ob structed the journalist's view of the stage, where a temperance lecture, or a Scriptural panorama, or something was taking place, the young lad, with a sweet smile, removed her hat and placed it in her lap. Tho newspaper man was profuse in his expressions of thanks. The next clay he caught a severe cold, contracted the pneumonia and died a week later. When his will was read it was discovered that he had added a codicil, giving the young lady who sat in front of him in the theater two million forty-seven thousand four hundred and sixty-eight dollars. There k A moral in thia.Norristown Herald,