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Send bix cr xi- XXiXJlJ. free, acostlv cents for i receive free, a costly box of foods which will help vou to more money Fright away than anything else in this WOriO. JVII, Ol CllUCl BCA, OUttCCU UVU f rtt hour. The broad road to fortune epeas before' the workers, absolutely are. At once address, Tsob Co., Asfssta, Msime. . Jfcj I r !W- " iw VOL. XVII.-NO. 4. PICKING SCRAP IRON. Haw a Man Got All the Profit Out of a Huge Cinder Heap. Many years ago the Lackawanna Iron and Coal Company began to dump the cinders and other refuse from its steel mill on a piece of lowland a short distance south of the main business part of Scranton. The refuse was at first emptied out of the cars from the summit of the ridge, and as the heap grew the tracks were moved to the edge of the deposit, the top of which was constantly kept level. In the course of a few years the refuse cov ered several acres, and was from twenty-five to thirty-live feet deep. There was, nevertheless, scrap iron and steel in the huge pile, but it was not thought to be worth much, and the managers of the company were glad to get rid of it at the lowest possible cost and in the easiest and quickest way. 4Thc areaqjorcdby the refuse was 'called lZmadc land," and it was the in tention of the company to utilize it for building lots some time in the distant future. About this time a man named Lloyd caiiie to Scranton from the lower part of the State. He sought out the general manager of the company, and told him that a man could make good wages picking scrap iron around the edges of the dump. He brought the interview to a close by saying to the manager: ill j'ou give me five dollars a ton for all the iron I can gather around there?" "No, sir," replied the manager. "Will you give me four?' "No, sir." " Will vou give me three?11 "No. sir." "Will vou give me two and a half?" "Yes." So Lloyd went to work picking up scrap iron and piling it in heaps along the foot of the dump, and at the end of the month he had enough picked up to bring him one hundred dollars. Lloyd made a little more than that amount the second month without working at all hard. He was a cautious person, and he was afraid that the company would cancel the contract if its mana ger found that he was getting rich too fast, and so lie took it easy for some time. He ransacked the sloping side of the dump pretty thoroughly each month, and as fast as the ears were tipped up and emptied of their contents he took good care to rake out all the small pieces of iron before other car loads of refuse slid down the slope and covered them up. Every tiling went along nicely for eight or ten months, and Lloyd was doing so well that he neglected to be as cautious as he had formerly been. One would have said that there was a big bonanza for him in the thousands of tons of refuse in the heap. At any rate he thought that he might as well work it a little livelier than" he had done. He cleared three hundred dol lars one month, anil that was the last of his contract. The manager told him that he couldn't rake and scrape around the heap- any more, anil that the company would do its own raking and scraping. Then one of the company's foremen, who had told the general manager that there were mines of wealth in the cin der dump, made preparations to dig into the mammoth heap and sift the iron out of every square foot of it. He got machinery in place, so :is to sax e as much labor as possible, and began to mine into the boxvels of the artificial hill at one particular point. The erut panned out satisfactorily, but the in toriorofthe heap xvas found to have been on tire for mam years. The iron had become oxidized by the heap and xvas utterly worthless, and the project of searching for untold thousands xvas at once abandoned. It xvas learned afterxvard that Lloyd, who had reaped a harvest off the dump, xva an old hand at the business, and that he chuckled to himself xvhen he learned that the foreman xxas preparing to search for thousands of tons of iron in the boxvels of the heap. Scranton (I'a.) Cor. X. Y. Times. "SHANGHAIING." The Tr.illlc in lluui-ui Flesh liy Which Oyster Slonpi Arc Manned. The Monumental City is popularly credited xvith being more free from crime than any other city of its size in the Union. Hut the outrage called "Shanghaiing" practiced here daily should certainly be regarded as crim inal. "Shanghaiing" is nothing more or less than trading in human llesh. The slaxe trallie of ante-xvar days xvas not more barbarous than it. During the winter the business is brisk. Here is the modus operandi: The dingy little ollice of a so-called "broker." near the docks, is resorted to by captains of oyster-pungies xvhen they are in need of hands to man oyster dredges. It is extremely dif ficult to get men for this work 'here, but xvhen a captain tells the broker that he is in need of a certain number of men. and that he must have them aboard his boat by a specific time, the broker " will bargain to execute the contract for a fee of live dollars per head. When men are particularly scarce a larger sum is often paid. After the bargain is made and the captain lcaxes the ollice. the "broker" calls one or two of his assistants gen erally noted roughs and blackguards and directs them to procure and de liver the required number of men, stating the reward of their services. These felloxs sally forth, making their first visit to wharves where there are vessels about discharging their crexvs. They use all manner of persua sions and inducements to get the strange seamen to go xvith them. In this effort- they are often foiled, as the masters of respectable merchant ships, upon discharging their crexvs, asually call them into the cabin aud warn them of the shanghaier and the boarding house runner. Some of them are se cured by promises of large wages and plenty of grog. If after a few hours' search the broker's henchman finds that he can not secure men legitimate ly he visits some of the loxv grog-shops a'long the -water-front, and it is an "off" day when he can not meet one or two miserable wretches in some of the dives who will agree to go on board, if paid a few dollars in advance. This the assistant agrees to give upon the men signing a receipt and tin agree ment to remain on said boat for a specified time. If the assistant finds the men obstinate in their determina tion not to go, he treats them to as much liquor as thev can drink, and when the poor fellows are "dead drank? he carries them aboard the boat, which is ready to sail. By the tUM tto kidnaped men regain their senses they are many miles doxvn tho Chesapeake. Then commences a life of hardship and toil that is not easily described. The captain, usually a brutal specimen of humanity, clubs them on the least provocation, often without prox'oca tion. Poorly fed and scantily clothed, these men are compelled to xvork eigh teen to twenty hours out of the twenty four, with the thermometer but a fexv degrees aboxe zero. Whether sick or xvell they must turn out xvhen called, or be inhumanly treated. Cases have been brought to light where a man. in capacitated for xvork by exposure and bad food, so that he was scarcely able to stand, has been carried out on deck and lashed up by his thumbs until his feet barely touched the deck; he was then stripped of all his upper clothing and compelled to stand "in the biting cold for hours, falling in a heap more dead than alix'e, xvhen finally cut doxvn. If this treatment proves more sexerc thsin xvas intended, the man is put ashore at night, without s cent,-and has to find refuge xvith some charitable fanner, and get back to the city as best he can. The police hax'e endeavored aud are still endeavoring to break up this prac tice, but, as fexv cases are reported to them, it is not easy to do so. Noxv and then a captain is'arrested, but friends and densely stupid juries generally al loxv them to go free. The evidence, however, against one captain arrested some time ago, was so clear and con vincing that he xvas convicted, and is noxv serving out a txventy years' sen tence. It xvas hoped that his fate xvould prove a warning, but the con tinued prevalence of the custom shoxx-s that the avarice of the ojstermen is stronger than even fear of imprison ment. X. Y. World. ONLY AN INCIDENT. How a Young Man Won a ltrid In a Hall way Car. A fexv evenings ago (xvrites a South ern lady) theconxvrsation turned upon suitable times and places for courtships. I said I had once been an accidental rye-witness shall 1 call it? to a pro posal on the ears. "Oh, tell us!" "Please do let us hear," 'exclaimed ten young x'oiees and txvo mature ones. I could not resist, and after the recital, which xvas suitably applauded, a lady, whose opinion I value, begged that 1 xvould send it to Harper. I hope the parties unknoxvn to me will take no offense if the recognize the courtship as their property. I have heard, though, that at such an absorbing moment the identical words used are seldom remembered. I xvas sitting .on a train about to leave Richmond, Va.. for Petersburg, xvhen a bridal party came on. and one of the bridemaids occupied the x'acant scat b' my side. The coach xvas crowded, and her special escort could not find a seat, but contented himself by standing in the isle at her side, con verging about the exents of the thy. It become dark, and I closed the book I had been reading, and leaned my head on the xvindoxv, and closed my eyes, simply to rest them. Nothing xx'as farther from my thoughts than to be an eavesdropper, but so in the event I proxed to be; for in the darkening twi light the absorbed couple, supposing me to be asleep, settled into "love's loxv tone, each word of xvhich struck upon my car as clear as a bell, for in his earnestness Ik- leaned on the back of the seat ahead of us, his face, as you can picture for xourdf, funning xvith the lady's ear and mine an equilateral triangle. In free America, and on a public conxevance, I did not think it necessary to remind them of my pres ence. Presently lie bent closer, and xxhispcrcd: "You must know by this time xvhat inv attentions to x'ou mean. May I hope that I may claim you as mine?" After a little pause she said: "I am very sorry, but 1 am afraid our paths through life x ill liavc to itinryc'"' He expostulated, of course: then, hcaxiuga deep sigh, xvalked axvay. The txvilight deepened, and I still rested my eyes. After axviiile the dis consolate lover returned and renewed his suit, saying: "lliaxe spent fifteen xvretihed minutes. Can you gix-e me no hope?" Her voice in the gloaming sounded like nuisie to him. I have no doubt, as she ansxx'ered: "I hax'e been thinking over what I told you. No one knows xvhat will be in the future, and perhaps our paths may converge."1 .Just then the xx'histle blexv for my station, ami gathering up my posses sions. I xvas preparing to depart, xvhen lie exclaimed, joyfully: "l)o you get off here? Allow me to help you xvith these." And xvith shining eyes he took my sachel and parcels, and helped me off. even eontroling himself so far as to boxv respectfully as I left. On looking baek I could sec the lady in my seat by the xvindoxx, and the happy lox'er sitting by her side. The xvhistle blex the train started and the curtain fell. Harper s Magazine. m THE DIFFERENCE. Circumstances That Altered tho Opinion of a Dakota Justice. A Dakota justice of the peace was trying a man for obtaining money un der false pretenses by making untruth ful statements concerning a horse he had sold. A rather sex'ere sentence xvas passed, and the prisoner said: "Judge, that sentence is unjust." "That sentence xvon't be changed not to any very great extent not ef the court knoxvs herself," thundered the justice. " Hut there was alleverating and extenerating cueumstances in connec tion." Why didn't you state 'em before?" " The court didn't gi-c me no chance." "It is the opinion of the court that the court had something to do xvith this trial please ante up yer fine here 'fore I sock fixe dollars oiitcr 3'ou for contempt o' court." " Hut just let me explain, you know. I told the man that the hoss was only six years old and wouldn't balk; well you see it xvas the sor'l hoss you traded me and I took vour xvord "fur all this." Hey! Was it the one I shoved outer you last week?" " That's what it was, judge." " And you didn't say nothing wuas than that he'd pull and was a colt?" " That's all, yer honor." " Well, this makes the case -entirely dif rent cueumstances alters cases I don't see as you said any more than was nec'sary to unload the hoss I'll remit the lihe and discharge you on yer own recognizence. Ef you and the jury'll come out you maj' ir'egate at the expense uv the court." -EtUl line (2. y.) BdL - CCirtiwta COLPMBUS, NEB.. WEDNESDAY. MAY 19, 1886. MEXICAN LIFE. Some of the "Epicurean Morsels Enjoyed hy the Hidalgo. Tortillas is not only one of the great Mexican dishes, but one of the women's chief industries. In almost any street there can Ic seen women on their knees mashing corn between smooth stones, making it into a batter and finally shap ing it into round. Hat cakes. They spit on their hands to prevent the dough from sticking, and bake in a pan of hot grease, kept boiling by a fexv lumps of charcoal. Kich and poor buy and eat them, apparently unmindful of the way they are made. Hut it is a bread that Americans must be educated to. Many surprise the Mexicans by refus ing even a taste after they see the bak ers. There are some really beautiful girls among the loxv class of people. Hair three-quarters the length of the xvoiaen and of xxpttdcrful thickness is conini&u. It is often xx-orn loose, but more fre quently in txx-o long plaits. Wig-makers find no employment here. The men xvcar long, heax-y bangs. There is but one thing that poor and rieh indulge in xvith equal delight ami pleasure. That is cigarette-smoking. Those tottering xvith age doxvn to the creeping babe, are continually smok ing. No spot in Mexico is sacred from them: in churches, on therailxvay cars, on the streets, in the theaters every where nie to be seen men and women, of the elite, smoking. The Mexicans are unsurpassed ser vants. Their thievery, xvhich is a his toric complaint, must be confined to those in the suburbs, for those in houses could not be more honest. Their cleanliness is something overwhelming, xvhen one recalls the tales that have been told of the tilth of the "greasers." Early in the mornings, the streets, walks in the plaza and pavements are swept as clean as any tiling can be, and that xvith brooms not as good as those children play xvith in the States. Put an American domestic and a Mex ican servant together, even xvith the difference in the working implements, and the American xvill "get left" every time. Hut this cleanliness may be con fined somexvhat to such xvork as sweep ing and scrubbing: it does not cer tainly exist in the preparation of food. The meat express does not by any means serve to make the meat more palatable. Oencrally an old mule or horse that has reached its second child hood serves for the express. A long iron rod. from xvhich hooks project, is fastened on the back of the beast by means of straps. The meat is hung on these hooks, xvhere it is exposed to the mud and dirt of the streets as xvell as the hair of the animal. Men xvith txvo large baskets, one in front, one behind, filled with the refuse of meat, folloxv near by. If they xvcar trousers they Iiaxe them rolled up high so the blood from the dripping meat xvill not soil them but run doxvn their bare legs and be absorbed in the. sand. It is as serted that the poor do not alloxv this mixture in the basket to go to xvaste. but are as glad to get it as xve are to get ,sii loin steak. Men xvith cages of foxvls, baskets of eggs and bushels of roots and charcoal come from the mountain in droves of from twenty-live to fifty, carrying packs xvhich average three hundred pounds. Pulque, which is sucked from the mother plan! into a man's mouth and thence ejected into a water jar. is brought to toxxn in pigskins. The skins are lillul and then tied on to burros, or sometimes not frequently carried in xvagons. the filled skin rolling from side to side. Never le-s than four filled skins :nv ever loaded on to a burro: ofteuer eight and ten. The burros arc never harnessed, but go along in trains, which often nunil.i r liftx. Mexican politeness extends ex t-u mining tin- lowest clasps. In ;t!l their dealings they areas poiile as a dancing netster. The iimuictil one is udtlrcs-ei! off comes hi poor, old ragged hat. and bareheaded he stands mijil ou leaxe him. They are not only polite to other people, but among tln-iiiselxes. One poor. ragg d woman h:i trying to sell a broki n knife and rusty lock at -i paxxnbroker's stand. "Will m buy ?" she asked, plaintively. "No. Scnorila, gracias" (1 thank yon), xvas the polite reply. Mtxico iW. I'itlslmrtjh I)is ii'ttch. A GREAT TELESCOPE. Alvnu 'l:Ji-k"s friiHiiiui; Work Itrininjj the .Xliton XXii Iiinu lliuidi-eil .Xiiii. The largest refracting telescope in the xvorltl is noxv in process of construc tion in the modest xrork-shop of the venerable Alxau Clark, the eminent iciest. ope-maker. in Henry street, C'ain bridgeport. Hoston. The txvo disks of glass go to form the lens of the great Lick telescope xvhich xvill be placed in Jie observatory on the peak of Mt. Hamilton, a bequest of the California millionaire. .James Lick. These txvo similar glasses are valued at JS-'.'i.iX.iO ach. and if de-troy ed they could not oe duplicated xvitiiin the next six months for millions of dollars. The lisks were east i.i Paris, the order oeing given live years ago, but the fail ures were so numerous that they were aot reeeixed by Mc-srs. Clark until last September. When finished the lens xvill be thirty -six inches in diame ter, six inches xvider than the one they recently completed for the Russian (Jox ernment. Since receiving the blocks last September, Mr. Clark and his sons have been constantly at work upon them, but they slo not expect to have them completed much before fall. When completed the two lenses xvill xx'eigh about 70U pounds. The xvork of polish ing the disks has reached that stage whe're the removal of a fexv grains more cr less from the xvrong place xxould ruin them. The only instru ment used is the hand smeared xvith rouge, a polishing substance finer than the finest emery. Some idea of the poxver of the instru ment may be gained from the state ment recently made by an astronomer, that gazing at the moon, 2-J0.000 miles axvay, that orb by this telescope xxill be brought to within less than one hundred miles from the eye of tho be holder. Mr. Clark is eighty-two years of age. He and his xvife on March 2o celebrated the sixtieth anniversary of their wedding. He was born in Ash field, Mass., ami brought up a fanner's boy, but his self-taught skill gained him a situation as an engineer, at the age ot twenty-two, in a Loxvell calico mill. Ten years later he had become a minia ture painter in Hoston, xvith a studio in Court street- All the lime that he xvas painting these portraits he xvas grind ing axvay at lenses for a pastime, and when the daguerreotype threatened the extinction ol the portrait-painting pro fession he stepped into telescope mak ing. Chicago Inter Ocean. National Bank! OK COX.XTBSJBXJS. MSB.. HAS AX- !l Authorized Capital of $250,000, A Surplus Fund of - $15,000, A i ., the largest lald ia Cash Cap 'i ifal of any hanic in this part il of the State. 63"leposits received and Interest paid on time deposits. ISfDrafts on the principal eities in this country aud Europe bought aud sold. -"Collections and all other business tvcn prompt aud careful attention. SIOCKIIOI.DK1CS. A. AXDKUSOX, l'res't. SAM'L C. SMITH, Vice Pres't. O.T. KOEX, Cashiet. A. P. BECKKK. HERMAN OKULIilCH, (J.SCUITTE, W. A. MCALLISTER, .IOXAS WELCH, JOllX V. EARLY, P.AXDERSOX, G.AXDERSOX. ApriS-'SC.tf BUSINESS CAEDS. n.T. Maktyx, 31. D. F. .1. Schug, M.D. Drs. MABTYN & SCHUG, II. S. Examining Surgeons, Local Surgeons. Union Pacitic, O., N. & B. II. and It. M. It. IPs. Consultations in German aud English. Telephones at otliee and residences. JSTOUice on Olive street, next to Brod feulirer's Juxvelry Store. COLUMBUS, NEBRASKA. 42-y yr m. cjourvrKijius, LAW AND COLLECTION OFFICE. Upstair? Ernst building 11th street. t ui.i.iva: Ac KKrEUUlt, ATTOIIXEYS AT LAW, Oliiee over First National B.ink, Colum bus, Nebraska. SiO-tf C i. i:va.s .11. i., I'lIYSlCIAX AND SUA'GEOX. EjTOilii-e and rooms. Cluck building, tlili slicct. Telephone communication. 4v H A.iiuro: .UKAlK,.ll. ., I'll YSI CI AX A XD SUE G EOX, l'lutte Center, Nebraska. !- H J KK.U 4.ti 1 ATi:ifTKW'r, BLACKSMITH AND WAGON MAKER, i::th street, ea-t of Abt's b:irn. A pi 1 1 7, 'sti-tl j ) o w : i. o u :, I'LA TTE CEXTEE, XEU. lust opened. Special attention irivt-ii to commercial men. Has- a good sample mom. Sets the best table. Give it a trial and be convinced. fiO-IJmo toii i:u.-iil, COUNTY SUIlVEYOlt. jJ"l'arlie.s desiring surveying done can :uitlivs nie at f'olumbus, Neb., or all a i my ollice in Court House. ."max si'.-y a, v. atu.WTiEK, ii. ., HOMCEOPATHIST. Chronic Diseases and Diseases of Children a Specialty. JaTOtlice on Olive street, three doors north oi I-ii'st National Bank. --ly Jl O:KY TO LOA.1. Five years" time, on improved farms xvith at least one-fourth the aereage under cultivation, in sums representing one lliird the fair xalue of the homestead. Correspondence solicited. Address, M. K.TURNER, r0-v Columbus, Xebr. xj;Ai.i,i't'ri:it ko., A TTOIiNEYS A T LA W, Otliee up-atairs in McAllister's build ing. 11th St. W. A. McAllister, Notary Public. .1. M. MACKAKLAX1, B. R. COXVDERY, A.'.;:so7 i:i "3tir7 ?U e. Csllieter. LAW AND COLLECTION OFFICE OK MACFARLAND & COWDBRY, Columbus, : : ; Nebraska. .JOHN G. HIUGIXS. C. J. OAULOXX', Collection Attor-.ey. HIGGINS & GABL0W, ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW, Specialty made of Collections by C. J. Garloxv. 3 J-m T .II.fCUNCllE, fl'th St., opposite Lindell Hotel. Sell Harness, Saddles, Collars, "Whips, Blankets, Curry Combs, Brushes, trunks, valises, buggy" tops, cushions, carriage trimmings, Arc, at the lowest possible prions. Repairs promptly attended to. TA.11ES KAE.JlOI'f, CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER. Plans and estimates supplied for either frame or brick buildings. Good work guaranteed. Shop on 13th Street, near St. Paul Lumber Yard, Columbus, Ne braska. 52Gmo. pAHNtlEl.tL A. CO. PEALHItS IX Raors and Iron ! a a The highest market priee paid for rags aud iron. Store in the Bubach building, Olive st., Columbus, Neb. l.i-tf JS. MURDOCK & SON, Carpenters and Contractors. Have had an extended experience, and will guarantee satisfaction in work. All kinds of repairing done on short notice. Our motto is, Good work and fair prices. Call and give us an oppor tunitytoestimateforyou. fgrSaop on 13th St., one door west of Friadbof A Co'i. store, Columbus. Nebr. 483-T uuvial PERSONAL AND IMPERSONAL. Sinor Bahli, of Genoa, boasts the possession of tho fetters once worn by Christopher Columbus. Rev. Sara Jones says: "I would rather be five hundred old maids shut up in a room by myself than be the xvife of a drunkard." Dan Rice, the one-time famous Shakespearian circus clown, is lectur ing in Texas and is said to receive live hundred dollars a week for his orator ical jrrond and loftv tumbling. Alexander H. Stephens never car ried a pistol but once in his life, and that, xvith other treasures, xvas stolen from under his pillow xvhile lie slept. This so disgusted him that he sxvoro he would nex-er carry another weapon. Chicago Mail. Chauncey Warner, of Cambridge, Vt., who founded the Warner Home for Little Wanderers and the St. Albans Hospital, has just given to these insti tutions property in Cambridge, .and Ilclviderc to the value of between $40, 000 and $50,000. Susan Kosell. xvho died lately in Philadelphia, left an estate valued at $25,000, xvhich, after her sister's death, is to be used in providing a comfort able home foraged and inlirm members of the Methodist Episcopal Church. Philadelphia Press. Lewis H. Bellinger, a wealthy bachelor of Canajoharie, X. J., com mitted suicide recently. He believed that all the milliners of the country were persecuting him because he pro posed to revolutionize feminine apparel and head dress. Troy Times. Of the 2111 persons xvho voted for General Harrison in Harrington, X. IL, iu 1840, thirty-one are living. All but three of them voted for James G. Blaine. There are living in that toxvn three men xvluj voted for James Mon roe at his first election. Chicago 1'imcs. Mrs. T. R. J. Elliott, xvho lives in Frankford, a Philadelphia suburb, has the call on Dr. Mary Walker. Not sat isfied xvith bloomers, she has adopted a man's costume in-its entirety, from the regulation trousers to the most mascu line of sombreros, the only distinctive feature of her apparel being a white apron. Philadelphia Times. Miss Fanny Mills, of Ohio, xvho claims the distinction of having the biggest feet on record, has had a pair of snoes and a pair of slippers made for her in New York. Their size is ;0. The measurement around the ball is 22 inches; instep, 22 inches; heel. 25 inches: ankle, 20 inches. The cost of shoes and slippers xvas 70. Chicago Journal. David Sinton. Ohio's richest man. is a Scotch-Irishman, and grew up around the big iron mills of Pittsburgh. He began business as a clerk in a conn try store at S4 a month, then xvas clerk in a blast furnace, afterxvard manager and at last half owner. After that the advance in xvealtk xvas rapid. lie is worth !?I2,000.(X0 and gives largely to public charities. -Clrrchtnd Leader. The.lateJohn P.. Goughsaid: "Once after lecturing at considerable personal expense in a town some distance from Worcester, xvhere I expected a remun eration at least sufficient to reimburse nn, I xvas merely tendered a vote of thanks. I aroe anil requested that the vote should be put in xxriting. as per haps the conductor on the train xvould accept it for my fare. The committee took the hint and a liberal collection xvas taken up for inc." "A LITTLE NONSENSE." Question? in litigation in regard to apple orchards should be passed upon by the Applcate Court. At least it xx'ould so impress an out-cider. Texa Siftings. An agricultural exchange states that Chicago has nineteen xvool-ptilling establishments. A handful of ciphers no doubt fell out xvhen the form xvas lifted. Lige Iiroicn. Pennsylvania editorsays: "I started to xvalk yesterday xvhen a highxvax man stopped me and demanded a cent."' Curious boxv the man knew he xvas an editor. Burlington Free Press. "Did you ever ask any one else to be your xx'ife?" she queried in much doubt. "No, darling.'' he ansxvered tenderly, "I assure you this is my maiden" effort. Indianapolis Herald. "These are hard times," said the x-oung collector of bills. "Everyplace 1 went to-day I xvas requested to call again, but one, and that xvas xvhen I dropped in to see my girl." Tid-Iiils. D'Onkey "Don't you think it is in very bad taste for Brown to say when he xvas married that be was led to the stake?" Smith "Not at all. my tlear felloxx. His xvife had lots of money that attracted him. It xvas a big stake, and he xvon it." Lowell Cit izen. "Don't you think this bonnet is a little too young for me?" inquired Mrs. Shuttle of Job, as she was doing her final "prinking" at the glass before going out. "Xevermind if it is. You xx'on't haxe worn it more than six xveeks before it xvill be 'too old,' and x'ou xvill want a nexv one." Boston Post. A shower of star-dust too impal pable to be discernible by the micro scope is said to be falling upon our globe xvith an imperceptible but con tinuous precision that xvill some day hide from viexv the tallest toxver on earth, unless both time and the toxver make an assignment before the job is finished. Noxv is the time to subscribe. Chicago Ledger. "And, oh! did I tell you about lit tle Ilenrv, grandma? lie's got a bi cycle!" ""Land alix-c! Well, don't get excited about it. Jest you put a big poultice of soap and sugar on it and change it every morning an' it'll be gone in three days. Your grandfa ther used to have" 'em, every bavin' time, regular as June. They ain't nothin'; they'll do him good." Bur dclte. A lady, unable to read, thought she could impress her neighbor that she had learned, and accordingly asked for the loan of a book. The neighbor, "smelling a rat," lent her the Bible. Keeping it a fexv days, she brought it back, and was asked by the lender how she liked it. She replied: "I think it was just lovely; they got married, after all, didn't "they?" N. Y. Independent. Responsibility: When you have just found yourself faultlessly attired, walked to the house of your best girl xvitliout a mud spot on your boots, en tered her boudoir and made a salute that Chesterfield might have coveted, then, oh, then, when yon know that one suspender has broken, you begin to realize that a heavy weight of re sponsibility is hanging on the other shoulder. Button Jnk, WHOLE NO. 886. COLUMBUS Roller Mills! SCBfiSOEA BSOS,, Proprietors. MAXUKArrilKKKS OK Flour, Feed, Bran, Shorts And Meal, AN1 IIKAMCK3 IX Ail Kinds Grain. OUU FLOUU ISKAXnS: "WAY UP," Patent, "IMPERIAL," "BIG 4," "SPREAD EAGLE." We uuarantce our Hour to be equal to :my Hour manufactured in the state. We rail the attention of the public to the fart th.it xve make a specialty of ex thaninj; ilour, bran and shorts for xvheat, as rood Hour and as much of it as any other mill in this part of the state; dso the exchange of corn meal for corn. We have put in special machinery for riiulin rye Hour and buckwheat ilour. tST Satisfaction guaranteed. IMcase -ive us a calL 2l-Feb-'t-v SUMMER SCHOOL. Sam: Ti.xik axi Monky. Fkicsons xvho XVIII To K.VI KK lit SINKSS OKHR'KS IHOHOl tilll.Y ritKI'AKKO IN 'lllKSIIOK'IT TI.XIK ri:.xenc.xiti.K. .IM::i. I. AKttA.K.iMIITK To prepare teachers for the state and ntintv examina.ioiis next Mininier anil hall. " THK FREMOXT NORMAL AND- BUSINESS COLLEGE, I'neouraircd by its reui.'irk.ihV surees aud the requests of teachers and other uho wish to study during the s limine months, will not rinse this year until -lllKUMt 13. StLOPXTs TAX EXTElt At ANY TI.XIK. .NKW CLASSKS KOK.X!FI WIIKX i KijriKKi to enable students to xvork t the I. est po-sjble ailvantiire espi eiallx in .tiny and -urlj .lime aud om .JnJ.v f. I'l'iimaiiship, Hook-keeping. Slioit-han-I mil Txpe-xxritimr are taught by experts .ml Kloi'iitiou, Instrumental and Vocal Muie, I'.u'ntiii'-C :ui'l I)raxiii by stipe or instructors. For particulars, ail ri--s the i're.-idfttt. W. V. .lo.NLS, Fremont, Neb. I!.Ma; lino Cheapest Eating en Sartlit ASS yOUTi GB0CEB FOE TZE2L trask's8;: ARC TKECRICiMAL arS Tnko no other ErvrjU FAT MEATS, TRADE MARKS iSD COPYRIGHTS btaincd,and all other business in the l. S. Patent Ollice attended to for 3IOD ! KATK FEES. Our otliee is opposite the C.S. Patent Ollice. and xxe can obtain Patent- in less tune tliHii those remote from WASHING ION. Send MODEL OU DUAWING. We .dxie a to patenlabilitv fr"e of eharire: ami xve make NO CII AHCE UNLESS WE OHTAIN PATENT. We rcler here to the Postmaster, the .-upt. of 3Ionev Order Div., and to otlii cials of the U.S. Patent Ollice. For cir culars, advice, term-) and references to actual clients in jour own State or t ounty, xvrite to ;. A. ?OiOW Sc CO.. ()ppoiie Patent Otliee, Washington. D.I'. T TJTT X)for xvorkinj: people. Send 10 H H . I . p cents postage, and xve xxill -""-J-LJ- mail you free, a ioyal, val uable sample box o floods that xvill put you in the xvay of making more money in ii fexv days than you ever thought pos sible at any Lusinos. Capital not re quired. You can live at home and work in .-pare time only, or all the time. All of both sexes, of "all ages, grandly suc cessful. 50 cents to $3 easily earned every evening. That all xvho xvant xvork may test the business, xve make this un paralleled offert To all who are not well -aiis!icd xve xvill send $1 to pay for the trouble of writing us. Full particulars, directions, etc., sent free. Inimense pay absolutely sure for all xvho start at once. Don't delay. Address Stinson fc Co., Portland. 3Saine. TOTIt'E TO TEACHERS. W. B. Tedrow, Co. Supt. I will be at Humphrey the 24th, Platte r enter the first of May, and at my office J in the Court House on the second of Jlay, all for the examination of teachers. 30tf ( k 1 fRASK'S risl 5?"1, w this PAJLV.o Ki Bra b 3 U O KATE OF A1VEMT1BIH 3TBuainesa and professlonalcarda of five lines or less, per annum, five dollars. t57For time advertisements. apply at this office: . 23TLegal advertisements at statute rates- 23Tor transient advertising, rates on third page. J3TA11 advertisements payable monthly. OF GENERAL INTEREST. --Kansas has twenty-two towns whose names entl with "Center." Arkansas has a State Agricultu ral Society formed exclusively of col eredmen. It was a characteristic remark of President Lincoln about tho common people, that "God must like them be cause he makes so many of thorn." The happiest placo in the country must bo tho toxvn of Webster, N. 11. It has neither pauper nor criminal, and has no resident to whom it gives aid, and there is no penal or reformatory institution any xvhere that contains one of its sons or "daughters. Boston Jour tuii. Frank Waller was arrested in But ler, Ga., on the supposition that bo was Bill Walker, xvho xvas charged xvith murder. When taken to Forsyth for identitieatiou and told that be" didn't look at all like Walker, he grinned and said: "I kuoxved I wasn't Bill Walker." Prune- groxvers in California claim they can raise, euro anil prepare prunes for market at live cents a pound anil clear one hundred dollars an acre. Fruit groxvitig only needs oncourage nieut, to become the great California industry instead of wheat. San Fran cisco Chronicle. The Nexv Orleans Slate says that heavy and massive biiildiugs can be erected in that eity. the popular idea to the contrary notwithstanding. Piles txventy or thirty feet in length aro driven into the ground, the tops being one foot beloxv the surface. They are then covered xvith a thick bed of im perishable concrete, on which the building is erected. A recent invention of a sheet-iron covering for cotton bales is exciting seme attention in the South. Tho cox--cring can be used again and again un til it is xx-orn out. If the invention proves to be successful it xvill prove to be of great value, as much cotton is burned xvhile in transit, and several pounds from each bale is lost in vari ous ways. St. Louis Fosl. A family xvho lives in Louisville. Ky., were apprehensive of burglars. The head of the household, Charles Keising. borrowed a bull-dog to xvateb. The family all went out the other night, and upon their return the bull dog watched so xvell that none of them could enter the premises. It took a pound of fresh beef to pave a xvay to the front door. Louisville Courier Journal. Somo of the best corn lands in In diana are the bottoms of pond:; xvhich bax-e been drained, but in certain of these the working of the soil on xx'arm days causes an intolerable itching, fol lowed by burning pain in the skin for some days. Tho cause of this is found to be the minute spicules of sponges which once grexv in the pond and re main in enormous abundance in the dust. Chicago Sun. The champion hog that xvas killed in Khinebeck the other day in the pres ence of three thousand persons, for xveeks beforu his death bail to be fed with a spoon. He w:is so fat that he could not feed himself, and so a small boy and a big spoon were emploxeii. The boy had no sinecure, for the hog ate half a barrel of sxvill daily, but tin boy learned to lox-e the fat hog, and wept bitterlvwhen he was slaughtered. N. Y. Sun. Speaking of sudden deaths as the result of mental anxiety or eeitentent. the Medical Xerrs pays: "There is no treatment which xvill prevent this class of sudden deaths, and physicians are powerless to avert its onset.. All they can do is to advise a calm, unexciting mode of life, with freedom from worry and anxiety. Such advice is very easy to give, but its ditlicult to follow as xvould be a suggestion that it is not ad visable to tlie at any given time." The death of a sea captain recent ly xvsis ascrilHid by medical authorities to blood-poisoning, caused by his ves sel carrying a cargo of nitrate of soda. The sailors were allccted xvith xvhat they culled rheumatism. The captain, being in the after cabin, su tiered the full force of the evaporation of the ni trate. It is said that four captains in the employ of a leading Kastura ship ping firm have died xvithiu a fexv years from this same cause. A". J'. Trfbunc. Sir Andrexv Clarke, the celebrated English physician, at an inaugural meeting of a course of lectures in Lon don, delincd health as "that state in xvhich the body is not consciously pres ent to us, the state in which work is easy and duty no over great a trial, the state in which it is a joy to see, to think, to feel and to be." Such a con dition of health. Sir Andrexv thinks, in not common among men. and, judged by this rule, he declares that one-half the population of Loudon is perma nently ill. A series of very interesting letters, beginning xvith one signed by .John Adams and Timothy Pickering, his Secretary of State, are treasured in the Nationaf Museum. There is a deed of land in "the territory northwest of tho river Ohio, and above the mouth of tho Kentucky Uiver," signed and sealed 171)3. A letter by Madison, and one signed by "John Randolph, of Roan oke," June, 1812. James Monroe. President, and J. Q. Adams have their signatures attached to a public docu ment permitting the Governor of the Territory of Michigan to sign treaties with the Indians. Washington Star. A Florida correspondent describes that class of the Southern population knoxv as "crackers." Crackers xvere. the lirst xvhite settlers of the South, and their descendants are the most miserable-looking creatures. They are little better than xvhite savages. Their huts are xvretched, having no doors or xvindoxx's. The food is the root of a dxvarf palm boiled, and sometimes eaten raw. Their bread resembles mortar, hardened. In fact, it can be thrown against a stone xvall xvithout breaking it. The crackers keep en tirely to themselves, and disdain any attempt at improving their condition, nor will they alloxv their children to be educated. "Chicago Times. Dangers of Acclimatization. At a recent meeting of the Berlin An thropological Society Prof. Virchow stated that the German Colonial So ciety had sent circulars to all European colonies situated in the tropics request ing observations to be made regarding the question of the acclimatization of Europeans in the tropics, the result of this inquiry to be communicated to the German Naturalists' Association at their next annual meeting in Septem ber. An exhibition of objects required in fitting out scientific travelers for their journeys will also be held at the same time as the meeting ol German aatwalkta. IT. Y. Pott,