'?&tSjr j r. . i?;t & Z.'&M is I n 't rf i iK? if-; ? n Sri "1 t4 l AN AWKWARD BLUNDER. ew a Traett8; Van Prored glesfslf Be a Horn liar. Some years ago I had occasion' to pend the night in the little town of Red Wing, Minnesota. I was given lodging by Deacon Rogers, an estima ble gentleman, who, although I was an absolute stranger to him, entertained jnc to the best of his knowledge and ability- After an early tea I was taken up-stairs to the spare bed-room, which ras to be my apartment for the night. The only tiling I remember about tho room other than its musty flavor was the spare bed a large four-posted af fair, whose coverlids were of such snowy whiteness and immaculate smoothness that it seemed Hke sacri lege to disturb them; but a tired man has little conscience, aud I hastily dis missed mv scruples and, turning out the light, scrambled between the sheets. The pillows were large and soft, and the mattress was hard and unyielding. After shifting my position a number of times to find a comfortable place, I dis covered that the bed had an adjustable ridge in it Wherever I moved there it was. I couldn't avoid it; it followed ino everywhere. It was the only bed I ver saw that it was possible to fall oat pf on both sides at once. Finally in despair I threw the pillows on the floor, and then I made another astonishing discovery. The ridge changed into a hollow, which was even worse than the ridge. I was unable to alter this, and it stuck to me the whole of the night. My dreams, such as I had, were peculiar. I was spending my time in alternately rolling up hill and then rolling down again, the way you do in a sleeping car on a Southern Indiana railroad. The nest morning the deacon asked me how I had spent the night. Dis liking to be thought ungrateful, I told hhntuat I had never slept better. "How did you like the bed?" asked Mrs. Rogers. "Never slept in one I liked better,' I replied. A year or so afterward, while making another trip through the Northwest, I met at the house of a friend in St. Paul some people whose faces seemed atraugely familiar to inc. We wcrG talking of that section of the country, when the lady remarked: "Weren't you up this way about two years ago?" I admitted that I had been. "You stopped with Deacon Rogers in Bed Wing?" "Deacon Rogers, Deacon Rogers," I repeated. "O. yes! he is the man who had that awful bed." "What about the bed?' asked the lady, as she exchanged significant glances witJi an elderly gentleman. Then with rare and radiant idiocy I proceeded to describe :is vividly as I could the terrible tortures I endured on that frightful night. When 1 had finished, the lady remarked .scntcntions ly to the old gentleman: "There, Abram. 1 was right; didn't I tell yon that man was a born liar?" She was Mrs. Rogers. "- Drake's Trav eler's Magazine. CANAL-BOATMEN. Living Like KIiic " Mm 1" Canal Dnr inp tlit" Winter Seaion. A bee and a "eanaler" are alike, in sev eral respects. Kaeh works hard in the summer, and each as a long season in which he lays up, living on what he has stored away. "You have a piettiresque and roman tic way of living, have you not?" asked a rcjorler of a woman who was emerg ing from the eahin with a basket of snowy clothes in her arms. "Hum; well it is not all romance by any means," was the reply. "Still we manage to live very comfortably on the canal. We are always warm. Our cabin is divided into two state-rooms, a kitchen and a sitting-room." Descending into the cabin the re porter discovered that the entire apart ment was about 16x15 feet. The state rooms were boxes entirely filled by beti ding. The kitchen, a range, partially enclosed by a wooden screen at one aide, while tho rest, of the space was de voted to a "sitting-room," contained a table, a couple of chairs, and left enough space for one to walk around between them. A man, his wife and two children lived in this particular cabin, which is exactly similar in size and arrangement to those of all other boats on the canal. "In the summer," said the woman, we have an awning ami hammocks upon the deck: The children always have plenty of play room, which is more than can be said for many who live more expensively. In this way we not only save rent or taxes (for the majority of canal men own their boats), but during the summer we lay in a Store for the winter, purchasing along tho canal wherever the article wanted can be bought the cheapest. During the winter a canal man may become a teamster, his horses or mules setting him up in trade." The owner of a finer boat said: "We winter wherever we happen to be frozen in. I live like a bee, I do. I never work in the winter, not I. Look at that butter (uncovering a beautiful sample), that cost me just twenty cents a pound. It would bring thirty cento now, and it is a long way to spring yet, There are about 7.000 boats on the canal and from 4,000 to 5,000 families live in this way. A trip from New York to Buffalo takes thirty to thirty-three days by horse or mule power and from twenty-three to twenty-seven days by steam" We. stable our animals on the boat at night. Come and seethe stable. There, it is small, but comfortable. But we risk a mule's life every morning and night as we get him in and out. I am careful, lam, but the man in the next boat killed two hist fall. It is, of course, pleasanter to winter in the basin at New York, though you must pay $25 wharfage. There are from 700 to 1,000 boats in the basin every winter. We have a church boat and an entertainment boat. During week days school is kept on the church boat. and evcrv eveninir a praver meeting is held there. It costs from $200 to $600 for a man ami family to winter on the canal. On 200 he-lives like a poor man, on $600 like a king. I live like a king, like a king bee. 1 do." Rocltesler xPost Express. Speaking of superstitions a writer says the old notion that there is luck in a horseshoe finds Mipportinone case at least. When Maud S. did her first really fast mile in Cleveland in 2:10, Captain Stone, of Cincinnati, who owned her, pulled off her shoes and stored them in his desk,, and sold the marc to Tanderbilt for a snug price. He has been making money ever since, and capturing the "best things of life. The Captain Kept only one of the shoes. Be ve one to Mrs. Swain, and she Etc it to her larger brother. He dn'thad it a week before he was married to one of the most charming ladies ia New York. He has been pros pering like a green bav tree ever since. X. T. Mail. . a m Ladies who mail their letters in ,.-. i i JIi .l..-i4-. nill printing f1 lament the slowness of the mails, not firWtanding tne immediate delivery l i T V Xfftil jsjatc: ciru j.. .. .!. Handling a hoe will not tell m After a person i rigni r -"-!, drjvinea nail will alwaya. ARTIFICIAL BYES. Haw Lost Visual Organ Are Replaced at Trifling- Coat. "Among several thousand of these J artificial eves there are hardly two which are alike in size or color," said a prominent manufacturer on South Clark street and a former pupil of Dr. Boisenncau, of Paris, France, the in ventor of an improvement in artificial eyes, to a reporter. "People speak of glass eyes they are made for animals and birds to be used by taxidermists but eyes for humans are made of en amel, variously colored, excepting the outer transparent part, or cornea, which is of crystal. "In olden times golden plates were ' used, and even now in some parts of tho old world silver plates arc often em ployed. You will observe that these eyes are hollowed. This surprises some people, who imagine they are round and solid like marbles. ', "When an eye is diseased its com- ; panion is liable to suffer .through sym- pathy, and tho removal of the former is imperative. It is probably a reasonable estimate that one person out of every one thousand has lost an eye. In about ; half the cases the eve is entirely re- moved, and in tho remainder an opora- tion is performed, the conjunctiva being divided and the natural muscles left to control the artificial eye, or, as in acci- J dents, the vitreous humor exudes from i the eye, leaving a stump which rccoivos ! the enamel. In these latter cases tho i artificial eye will move similarly to tho good eye, and the movement-! of the j eye-lids aid further in making the ap- pearancc natural. "j.ne material isouraraeu uintnium ; Paris, and tho process of making is, of course, a secret, but the eyes can not be molded. They are usually made to order, several being manufactarod, from which the one best suited to the cus tomer is selected. The remainder aro thrown into stock, which accounts for the fact that no two are alike. Tho eyes in stock aro sold to the general trade in collections of fifty, one hun dred or more. Where parties out of the city want eyes they are usually sent a case of fifty 'to select one from, tho rest being returned. This house and one in New York City are the only onus manufacturing artificial eyes in this country, but there aro several such concerns in Paris. We do a business of probably forty thousand dollars an nually, tho charges boing ten dollars for an eye, or fifteen dollars if made to order. "People can often be fitted from stock, but thov will come hundreds of miles to be fitted exactly with respect to cavity, color, blood-vessels, etc Sometimes a customer will take an eye of a different color from tho natural one, and 1 have seen though the fact is not recorded in medical works per sons who hail ono gray eye and one blue one, or a brown and a blue one. There is one thing that can not be imi tated the contraction and dilation of the pupil; therefore the pupil is made of medium size. But there havo been fashionable women who have ordered an eye for daytime and a different one for night one with a small and the other a large pupil. "Some people have queer notions about artificial eyes and iuquirc in all seriousness if they can see with them. A notorious Chicago darky, who was fitted with an eye, had his imagination so worked upon that he insisted he could see witli it, ami another negro, in New Orelans, said all hi.4 friend be lieved he saw with his enamel eye. A countryman once came in to have his eye changed for ono with more expres sion a manifest absurdity. '1 had a customer who successfully pursued the vocation of thief by means of an artificial eve. When he stole he was a one-eyed man. and immediately afterwards he appeared with apparent ly two good C3'cs. He escaped detec tion for a long time. And, speaking of theft, wo hail our entire stock of six hundred eyes stolen bofore the great fire by Dick Lane, the noted criminal, now serving a term in the Michigan penitentiary for larceny. Eyes wore higher then, and tho lot was worth at least ten dpllars each. Lune went about the country jw an oculist, and had sold all the oyes before he was capt ured." Chicago News. THE ANCIENT PUEBLO. Ita Pant History, IreHnt Rmodkm and Future 1'roaperta. Tho honorable Pueblo (Tucson) has ilways prided itself on it antiquity. It claims, I bolievcd, to lie the third oldest town in the United States, the Dnly two which are still more venera ble and antiquo being San Augnstino, Fla., and Sauta Fc, Now Mexico. It was about three hundred j'cars ago when the first settlors of whom history speaks came hither. Some of Tucson's present oldest inhabitants who belong to the honorable society of pioncors look as if they might have come here about the same time They have at auy rate, retained many of the simple manners and customs of that period. Tucson is pre-eminently an adobe town. In Tombstone the adobe town houses are tastefully disguised to simu late stone or brick. There is no false pretense of that sort here; it is pure and unadulterated mod. They have not used it all, either; there is plent3 of it left in the streets. The ancient Pueblo pursued tho even tenor of its ways for several hundred years, nothing'happening to disturb its peaceful slumber with exceptions of the passage of some of the '49 gold seekers until live years ago, when, amidst great rejoicing from the majority ami secret misgivings on the part of some old timers, the shrill whistle of the iron horse came towake the city from its Rip Van Winkle sleep. From that time modern Tucson dates its start The arrival of the railroad put an end to the good old-fashioned days of ox teams from Yuma, when nothing less than a two bit piece was known, and if a person growled at paying a quarter for anecdle, it was all laid" to tho high freight The old firms coming into competition with modern methods one by one went to the wall. Tucson went in for fine buildings and a big debt, like any giddy young city in her teens. The reaction "from the railroad boom soon came. Tueson allowed the Souora railroad to be built to Benson, and the Mexican trade fell off. A number of grand mining schemes resulted disastrously to the investors. Things were looking very blue indeed two years ago, when came the Quijotoa excitement Tueson thought that her good days had then surely come. Quijotoa was to be another Virginia City, to which Tucson would play San Francisco. Two or three telegraph linos, as many stage lines, and several projected railroads were fighting for a share of the great prospective trado. A mile of street was built at the "Bonanza city," the money for which came mainly from Tucson, although Quijotoa contributed a great many dollars. The writer, who was rather more of a lunatic than the rest took out a big nowspaper outfit and supplied a "long-felt-want" After a weary two years of hopes .deferred, that have made many a heart sick, the end has come. Tho bnbblo has burst, and all who could beg, borrow, or steal a ride on any mode of conveyance, from a burro to- a lumber wagon, have left the city of the near future. Art xontt Maverick. The sick are said to be tyrants. So m kunrry animals. Do not let them get hungry. It makes the pocket npty. Bin Frmnciseo Ckrtnkh. A FAMOUS On"?. the Ancient Capital of the Dmkas of DUon Looks in Oar Day. Dijon, the old capital of Burgundy nt 1ia residence of its Dukes, has descended from its ancient pinnacle of fame to be simply the seat of the de partmental government of the Cote d'Or. Its present sovereigns are merclj commercial, and their scepter and sym bols of power are the grand crus ol wine Clos de Vougeot, Chamberlin, Volnay, Romance, R'chebourg and all tho rest The populace seems content with the change of sovereigns. The City has fifty-five theusand inhabitants, with the monotonous architecture of all France for its modern buildings, and Gothic and other medi aival styles for what remains of its old churches and chateaux. Some of the old city walls arc still left, and portions of the old moat forming little hollows beloved of the cabbage, ncet and cauliflower. Into the rest of it have crowded the rear walls of modern dwellings, or the ne cessities of commerce have caused the construction of streets, and business houses have tended even more to oblit erate all traces. The churches, of which several retain in whole or in part the peculiarity of the Burgundian architecture, are numerous, and their strange old towers ami tall, slender spires, not unliko in form to the old-fashioned candle extinguisher, form a striking feature of the landscape when seen at a distance. The church 0f Notre Dame is considered one of the best specimens of Gothic architecture in France. There is a tall, square facade oi peculiar styie which iujui. i mam odifice. aud which, for want of a better name and the impossibility of more ac curate classification, has to be called Burgundian. The remains of centuries have raised the level of the adjoining streets, and one has to descend to reach the nave of the church, which, in spite of the barenncssof ornament, is at once graceful, delicate, solid and imposing. The light enters through some beau tifully tinted stained windows, wliii-.. are all that could be called decoration, though some little illustrations of the passion of Christ in medallion form, a foot square, arc hung about the walls. There are also vestiges of fresco paint ings some four hundred years old done ly unskilled hands here and there, not obsorvable without effort. The day was cold when I visited the place, which had its wiuter temperature kept just above the point when it would con geal the breath by scarcely perceptible currents of warm air coining y through gratings from suspected fur naces somewhere in the regions below. Over them were hovering old women, who varied this grateful and uniiMiul occupation by begging at the door as often as tho thawing of their nuwlcs enabled them to extend their benumbed hands in supplication. The church of St Benignc, which has an attractive facade, incloses the temains of its patron saint, with statues of Philip the Bold, Vladi&las King of Poland, and some paintings very well preserved on the walls of the crypt. The original structure was built in KM, about the time of the Norman conquest, bt like nearly all other churches of the same epoch, or a few hundred years later, has been so many times reconstructed that, but little of the first material remains. Notre Dame, which was built three hundred years afterwards, is exceptionally well preserved. St. Michel, which is in the style of the Renaissance, has an un commonly handsome facade which has tho merit and attractiveness of being like no other in Europe. There are other churches having special points of iuterest and of great antiquity, hut after the traveler has had his fill of th church architecture and pictorial and ! ecclesiastical snlendor of Italy, and has seen the sunlight drop its ladder of beams down into the dusky in teriors of the great cathedral in Spain, those of France, fine enough in their way, but seeming cold and bare after the warmth and richness of southern color, are naturally viewed with less enthusiasm. But though the churches want warmth and color, there was no lack of it in the Burgundian life. Their Dukes had a .southern heat of temperament, for was not. there something of the Provencal fire and Ejotry in their veins? Charles the old, or the Rash, as the French call him. was as impetuous as a young Guelph orGhibelline ami scarcely so discreet, but he had the qualities that won affection far more readily than those of a Cold, calculating and cruel monarch like Louis XL, of whom also Dijon has many reminiscences. So Dijon, lacking splendor, has interest, not alone for the antiquarian, but for him to whom the shadowy heroes of other ages are creatures of romance, the sifrings of tradition sands of gold and the present the rich afterglow of a splendid past Cor. San Francisco Chronicle. m a JAKE DUNDER. Why HU Paternal Anceater Will Tako Illm to the Cellar to Look for TlileveA. "Dot Shake plays some more games on me again," said Mr. Dundcr as he entered the Central Station yesterday. "You knows Shake?" "Seems as if I had heard of him." "Shako vhas a shmart boy. Dot time he goes to Toledo he trades watches mit a confidence man und gets one twice as big as his. One time he goes to Chi cago und doan get lost nor meet some bunko men." "What, has he been doing now?" "Veil. Shake sees some tracks in der snow, und he conies to me und says may be some colored shentleman would like to steel our shickens. He goes oop mit a second-hand store und buys a big bear-trap, and I help him set her py der coop. Dot vhas all right If some colored shentlemans get in dot trap he vhas a goner- I got oudt und look :tt him und gif himavhay mit der police." "I see.' "We keep dot trap set two days, und nobody comes arouudt Last night Shake goes oudt mit der back yard und sets fire to some straw in a box. Kvo rypody begin to calls 'fire!' und a big policeman shumpsoaferder alley fence und comes down on dat trap. I neafer hear such awful yells in all my life. It vhas like two hundred lions screamin out in der night after beef. It tikes four men to pry him oudt und he limps arouudt und sh wears und says he can lick two tonsand men mit one hand tied Sehind him. He says Shake put up ot fire to make him shump oafer, una dot he shall take him to shail for twenty years. We look around for dot boy, but he vhas gone. I guess he goes by his uncle in Springwells. Sergeant, I like to ask you if Shake haf to go in a law-suit?" "I don't think so." "Dot policeman says I vhas in der plot to murder him; can he send me to ehailP" "No." "Dot makes mo feel tickled like a shild. ATI last Might I dreams of cow 'boys und snails und Supreme Courts, nnd I gaees dot Shake doan shlcep a wink. I goes down after him dis after Boon, Sergeantl" "Wefl. "Vhen I get Shake heme I shall tell him to come down cellar und see if some eolewd ahentlcmen doan steal onr potato! You tell dot officer on dot beat if he bear some awful whoop and aMete tnsl yells to walk right oa. ItTtouaaevad Shake lookm for der ceJocvl ah Unmans aaH a strap!" MEXICAN LIFE. raphtc Description of tae Street and la door life of the Mexican Feasant, The Mexican dandy is ono thing, and the average life of the people is quite another, but the tendency to hang col ored banners upon the outer walls of the national life is the same in all classes. The Indians or peasantry wear white cotton shirts and trousers, that contrast with their browu skins and straw hafci. They all carry tho serapo or blanket that is a necessity for the early morning and evening, and this is always brilliant-hued. The costi'me of the women is equally simple generally a white waist aud skirt, with a shawl called a reboso. Gay colors arc fre quently affected in the petticoats and rcbosos, and tho passion for gow-gaws and cheap jewelry betrays a universal feminine weakness. Both sexes wear sandals of raw-hide, and while tho women most frequently cover their heads with the shawl, they aro often hatted like the men. These people live cheaply and also very informally in main- ways. The climate is on their side," as its mildness necessitates much less in the way of food, clothing, fuel and shelter than with you. The scale of their life is something between tho luxuries of 3'our civilization and the vicissitudes of Indian experience in tho West very far inferior to the comforts of the old slave days of the South. The idea of home life, as you know it, is wanting. The independent house is unknown to the laborers of the cities, whose room or rooms are on the ground floor, where there is little light and practically no ventilation. In the sub urbs of this city and in the country tho Indians usually own their adobe and mud dwellings or cabins. It is a strange domestic life which every street stroller can contemplate in all its details. The common laborers use neither chairs, tables nor beds, the sub stitute for the latter being rolls of rush matting; tiiesc rooms are" very full of life, but thej- are bare of furniture; a variety of earthen vessels hold the fam ily food and drink, and during the morning hours the women are univer sally occupied in grinding out corn on a nictate of flat stone. This i- a laborious preliminary to the prepara tion of the tortilla or Indian bread.'that is eaten with frijoles or boiled brown beans and meal boil. -d or fried -when the latter can be afforded. A not un palatable sauce concocted out of lard, red pepper, onion-, ami cheese, is a prized accompaniment. These people are not unh:i; in their primitive and inadequate accommodations, but they need better things. To live, on an un d rained dirt lloor, in an unventilated room, above the swamp that underlies all this city, aud amid the sharp daily changes of even a mild climate, is to invite the grim destroyer, lie conies very frequently in tin form of pnuemo nia, as might be expected. It is pleas ant to note that improved tenements are now being built, w Inch will bring the laborer nearer to the comfort pos sessed by thoe whom he serves so faithfully. The new tenements havo wooden floors raised several feet above tho ground, are neat, light, and airy, and open courts that arc paved, drained and supplied with water. The street life of the city is cosmo politan, but essentially Eastern in many of it.s features. The aguador, or water-carrier is a more familiar figure here than is the letter-carrier who lilts about a Northern city, and he is also a more essential public servant. The aguador might have stepped out from a canvas scene of far-away Syria. He wears a kind of leather armor that encircles two gnsat jars depending from the head, one before and tin other beeind, and is the source of the house hold '.vvr supply. The water of tins -!, -5 brought over the mam moth "aq.ied'.iets into the public fountains, and thence it must bo obtained for domestic use. The agua dor serves alike the justand the unjust, and he is too bus- to be any thing but an honest fellow, whospecdily becomes a very accomplished and popular gossip. The. Indian trait of feudal fidelity to places anil the ancient customs appears in these water-carriers, who are in love with their labor and never dream that they lag superfluous on the st-igo as a mighty poor makeshift for the all-pervading water pipe. They keep out tho plimber, to be sure; but that lord of the North would be a very harmless individual in a country where Jack Frost never intrudes in any serious way. Beggars arc as plenty as fleas, aud tho foreigner is made the victim of both pests. The flea enforces his claim with a pair of sharp nippers, and tho mendicant would do likewise: tho former is principally felt, and the latter is always seen. Every corner, well nigh each step, brings a pitiable applicant for alms, and one speedily observes that blindness is exceedingly common in the rarificd air and blinding light insomuch that extraordinary precau tions are necessary to protect the eyes. In going from brilliantly - lighted theaters into the night air pleauro seekers cover their eyes for a season so as to make the readjustment less try ing. Those having weakness of the C3Tcs may well exercise great caution in coming to Mexico, and the least that they can do will be to forego read ing in the cars. Mexico Cor. Spring field Ilepublican. OLD RAILROADS. The First American Uitilwuy Bull In the War ISO'J. In a paper read before the Franklin Institute, bearing the title, "Trans portation Facilities of the Past, and Present," Mr. Barnet Le Van corrects the commonly received statement that the (7nuiito railroad, built at Quincy, Mass., in 1827, by (Jridley Bryant, for transporting stone for the Bunker Hill Monument from the granite quarries of Quincy, w:is the first railroad built in the United Suites. On this point ho presents interesting testimony to prove that far from being the first, the Granite railroad was really only the fourth in order of precedence in the United Stites. From the paper wo quote the following: 'Railroads were also first introduced in Pennsylvania. In September, 1809, the firnt experimental track in the United States was laid out by John Thompson (the father of John Edgar Thompson, who w:is afterward the president of the Pennsylvania Railroad Courpany), civil engineer, of Delaware County, Pa., and constructed under his direction by Somerville, a Scotch mill wright, for Thomas Leipcr, of Phila delphia. It was 180 feet in length and graded 1J inches to the yani. Thegaugo was four feet :uid the sleepers eight feet apart The experiment with a load ed car was so successful that Lciper, in the same year, caused the first practical railroad in the United States to be con structed for tho transportation of stono from his quarries on Crum creek to his landings on Ridley creek,in Delaware County, Pa., a distance of about one mile. It continued in use for nineteen years. Some of the original founda tions, consisting of rock in which holes were dri'led and afterward plugged with wood to receive the spikes for holding the sleepers in place, may be aeen to this day' Midland Industrie Gazelle. Of the 317 Quakers who died in London last year 141 were over 70, 61 were over 80, and 8 over 90 years ol age. Such facts show better than anf Iag argument how quiet, temperate uwmg praeagg toe uvea of men Ifceearth. FARM TOPICS. Opinions of Eminent Horticulturist M the Beat Selections of Fruit Trees. Feeding for TroUt. Chicken Raisins for Meat uatl IJsqri Col- tlvatiug Raspberries. Substitute for a Farm Roller. Fl'UIT TltEES. I shall speak first of apples, pears and cherries, and 1 have been at some pains to secure the opinions of eminent horti culturists as tothu best selections of theso fruits for the homo table, not for market When thero is a surplus, howevor, there will be no difficulty in disposing of the fine varieties named. The Hon. Marshall P. Wilder, tho veteran president of the American Pomo logical Society, writes as follows: 'Here with is the selection I have made for family use, but I could nut in as many more in some of the clashes which are 1'ust as desirable, or nearby so. These lave been made with reference to cover ing the seasons. Apples Red Astrak han, Porter, Gravenstein, Rhode Island Greening. Baldwin, Roxbury Russet and SweotBoiifjhfor baking. Pears Clapp's Favorite (to bo gathered August 20), Bartlett, Seckel. Sheldon, Bcurre Bose. Beurro 'Anjou, ami Vicar of Wakefield for baking, etc. Cherries Black Eagle, Black Tartarian, Downer, Wiudsor, Cumberland, and Red Jacket" Mr. Wildcr's honored name, liko that of the late Charles Downing, is insepar ably linked with American fruits, and thecountry owes these two men a debt of gratitude which never can be paid for their life-long and intelligent efforts to guide the jeopie wisely m the choice and culture of tho very best varieties. A moment's thought will convince tho reader that I am not giving too much space to this matter of selection. Wo aro now dealing with questions which wido and varied oxoriencc caubest an swer. Men who givo their lives to the cultivation and observation of fnilts in all their myriad varieties acquire a knowledge which is almost Invaluable. We can not afford to put out trees, to givo them good culture, and wait for years only to learn that all our care has been bestowed on inferior and second rate varieties. Life Is too brief. Wo all feel that tho best is good enough for us, and the best usually costs no more in money or time than do less desirable varieties. Therefore I seek to give on this iuiHriant question of choice the opinions of somo of the highest authori ties in the land. Mr. A. S. Fuller Is not only a well known, horticultural author, but has al so had tho widest experience in the cul ture and observation of fruit Ilo'pro faccs his opinion with the following words: "How much and how often wo horticulturists have been puzzled with questions like, yours! If wo made no progress, were always of the same mind, and if e;i..ons never changed, then per haps there would be little difficulty in deciding which of the varieties of the ilillerent kinds of fruit were really the best But seasons, our tastes, ami even the varieties .sometimes change, aud our preferences ami opinions must vary ac cordingly. Apples Early Harvest Fall Pippins. Spitxeiiburgh, Rhode Is land (livening. Autumn Sweet Bough, and Tai man's Sweet. Cherries Early Purple ('uigtie. Biggarreau of Mezef, Black Eagle. (Wa Transparent, Gover nor Wood, and Belle Magnilique." The choice of Mr. E. S. Carmen, edi tor of the liural Xi to Yorker: "Apples Earley Harvest, Gravenstein, Jelleris, Baldwin. Mother, Spil.cnhurgh. Pears Seckel, Ton, Clapp's Favorite, Bart lett, Beurro'd'Anjou, and Dana's Hovey. Cherries - Black Tartarian, Coo's Trans parent, Governor Wood, Mezel, Napol eon Bigarreau." The authorities apear to differ. And so they would in n:gard to any locality, but it should be remembered that Presi dent Wilder advises for tho lattitudu of Massachusetts, Messrs. Fuller anil Car men for that of New Jersey. I will give now the selection of the eminent horti culturist, Mr. P. C. Beckcrraans, for tho latitude of Georgia: "Cherries (this is not a good cherry-producing region, but I name the following as the best in order of merit) Bultners, Governor Wood, Belle de Choisy, Earloy Rich mond, and May Duke. Pears (in order of maturity) Clapp's Favorite. Sekcl, Ducliesse, Bcurre Superfine, Loconte, Winter Nellis, or Glout Morcoau. Apples Earley Harvest, Red June, Carter's Blue, Stevenson's Winter, Shockley, Buncombe, Carolina Greening." Ho who makes his choice from theso selections will not meet with much dis appointment E. P. Hoc, in Harper' Magazine for April. LIVK STOCK. The man who feeds best is tho man who makes the most money. Many farmers think thev mako money when they allow animals to get bono poor In winter, but they are greatly mistaken. The only profit over made in fattened animals is what is put on daily over and above the daily waste. The daily waste is a constant integer, an unavoidable one, and amounts to about what tho animal will consume in winter of fairly well cured hay if kept in comfortable quarters. In severe weather when cattle are kept out of doors the loss, even when fed good hay, will often average a pound a day, and for the four winter mouths of severe weather this would show a loss of 120 pounds. All this must be made up tho next summer. If this thinning down could be prevented tho cow or steer would have so much to start in on when grass conies. Why not keep tho animal growing right along from calf hood, or colthoou, or swinchood, or lamhhood, as the case may be? Those who make 11101103 out of stock do so. Did you ever figure on this integer of daity bodily waste in tho feeding of ani mals? If so, you probably believe that the only way to make money in feeding stock is to feed fully from birth to the butcher's block. It is the only way to reduce daily waste to a minimum and iiiMiro the largest profit for the food given. This waste is partly In keeping up bodily heat. Another cause of waste arises from exercise, and still another from the fact that tho animal does not assimilate all the food eaten. But this latter waste the manure Is not doad le?. If taken care of it keeps the land in condition to raise crops again to bo fed out The manure, therefore, is all the farmer gets for the food given an animal where it Is so fed as simply daily waste. The gain in flesh represents his profit from the grain fed. If beef is worth five cents a pound and ho gets five pounds of flesh to the bushel of corn, ho receives 7. cents per bushel for his corn. If the bushel of corn makes eight pounds the value of tho corn fed is 40 cents. In the ono case the farmer might come out about oven; in the other the Crofit on each bushel of corn fed would c 15 cents. It is a matter worth ugur- TIIE 1IEN9 FOR FARMERS. If a farmer keeps hens chiefly for tho purpose of supplying his own table with meat and eg'xa, ho will do well to raise birds that belong to ono of tho largo breeds. The choice will lie between tho Brahmas, the Cochins and tho Plymouth Hocks. There are no objections against any of these breeds. Tho light Brahmas have been most favorably known for over thirty years, and for general merit they are not surpassed by any of the newer breeds. Tho light Brahma fowl meets every requirement of tho farmer. It Is a very handsome bird, and is an ornament to tho . premises. It is a con tented, home-loving bird, not inclined to wandor about and get into mischief. It is a large bird, and furnishes a fine roast If its flesh is not quite as tender or delicious as that of some of the French fowls, it is at least very good. A Brahma fowl is easily dressed, and when plncked presents s fine appear ance. The eggs of the Brahma are largo and well formed. Though they bring no more in the market than small eggs, they aro of much greater value, as their size and weight indicate. Brahma hens of suitable age, if they have, warm quarters, will lay during theentire win ter. They aro patient sitters' and good mothers. They are not as greatly ad dicted to scratching and makincr havoc in the gardens as fowls belonging to tho smaller and moro active breeds, Boing heavy, they never attempt to mako long flights. They can. If it Is desired, be kept In an ordinary farm yard without making any additions to the fence. They do not suffer when kept in partial confincnent. Thoy will thrive, gain in weight and produce eggs when kept in a yard or building, pro vided they aro supplied with suitable food, water, and materials for forming the shells of eggs. If Brahma fowls are not tho favontcs of breeders, the cause may be found in the circumstance that thoy are no longer novelties. Breeders, like nurserymen" prefer to raise and sell now things. Thoy can obtain higher prices for them, as thoy are desired by amateurs, while they have little competition. Light Brahma fowls are now well distributed through out the country. Birds of pure strains or their eggs can bo obtained at com paratively low prices. It is to the ad vantage of farmers who havo nothing but mongrels on their places to obtain a supply of them. Many farmers think that they cannot afford to keep animals of pure blood. They acknowledge their suporior value, but thoy havo not the money to purchase them. Very few farmers aro so short of means that thoy can not raise monoy to pay for a sitting of eggs. It takes several years to raise a flock of improved sheep or a herd of pedigree cattle. But a nock of fowls of pure blood can bo secured in ono year at the expense of a fow dollars. Theso fowls will bo conducivo to pleasure as well as profit It will cost no moro to keep them than an equal number of common fowls, whose flesh and eggs are greatly inferior. Tho farmer in any town who makes tho first start in keep ing superior fowls can generally make money in selling birds or their eggs to the neighbors. If 0110 fanner makes a new departuro in keeping fowls his neighbors generally follow his oxample, and in most cases thoy will purchase breeding stock from "him. Eggs of light Brahma hens obtained very early In the season will produce chickens that will lay eggs during tho next winter. Few farmers who have kept superior fowls a few years are dissatisfied with the result or are willing afterward to raise common barn-yard chickens. Chicago Times. HIS LITTLK KASl'HKUKY I'ATCII. Thinking that his little experiment iu propagating and cultivating a patch ot raspberries would interest many who aro fond of tho berry, Mr. Cooley, of Apple ton, savs the Milwaukee Sentinel. h:is jotted down bin experiences for their benefit: "Having a small plat iu my garden, a space 120 feet in length by GO m width, I concluded to devote it to raspberries. Having thoroughly pre pared tho ground. I procured "good, health' rots and .staked each end of the ol at, so as to have rows six feet apart. 1 stretched a line from end to end of tho first line of stakes, and commenced set ting tho roots, planting them ono yard apart in tho row, which gave mo about forty plants to the row. 1 planted nine, rows in tho whole, aggregating 3G0 plants, and by cutttug oil all the tops I got the full strength of tho root for tho first year's growth, which 1 consider es sential to the full development of the Idant After the plants got well started mulched heavily with coarse litter to smother out everything between the hills and rows, thus 'rendering it an easy matter to keep the ground clean. I haven't plowed or cultivated tho ground sinco the first setting. My first work after the picking season is over is to go through and cut out all the old bearing wood, thus giving the young plants all the chance possible for next year's crop. I confine my bushes by trellising, to pre vent prostration by storms and wind. Mv crop last vcar marketed over 800 boxes, besides what was used In tho family and by the pickers, or an avcrago of 183 boxes to the row. Mv bushes suffered but little by the seventy of hist winter's extreme cold, which I attribute to my cutting off the tops about Sept 1, thus rendering them hardy enough to winter well. Modes of8aluttionn. A French travcllor, says an exchange, reports that every raco among whom no has sojourned has its own modo of salu tation, not excepting the great Yankee nation. Ho informs his readers that, however, a few polite and Europeanized Americans may salute one another, the characteristic national salutation is "Hello!" We fear ho is right The telephone is accused of having fastened the stigma upon us, but in truth the telephone only adopted a word familiar to all boys ami most men. The Irish say on meeting, "God bless you!" On entering a dwelling, "God save all bore!" The Arabs say on meeting, "A line morning to you!" Tho Turk says with dignified gravity, "God grant you his blessings." The Persian salutation is familiar to all the world for its comic quaintness, "May your shadow never grow less." Tho Egyptian is a practical man. Ho has to earn-his taxes bv toil under a burning sun, and accordingly when ho meets bis fellow he asks, "How do you sweat?" Tho reader Is probably aware that in those low latitudes all is well with a laborer as long as he perspires freely. The good Chinaman loves his dinner. "How aro you digesting?" he kindly inquires on meeting a friend. Tho G rooks, who aro keen men of business, close, bargainors, ask one an other, "IIow aro you getting on?" Tho national salutation of Naples was formerly, "Grow lu grace!" At present in all parts of Italy Uiey use a phrase equivalent to "How are youP The Spaniard. "How aro you pass ing it?" Tho French, "How do you carry your self?" 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