THE JOURNAL. ISsUKll SVHIlY V. LIiMHAV, JSI. Iv. TUUNEK Jo CO. Proprietors aud Publishers. &TOFFICE,lnmth St., up ttairs in Journal Building terms: Per year Six mouth Three month iingle eoplc i o so OS COLUMBUS STATE BANK! COLU&BUS, NEB. CASH CAPITAL, - $75,000 DIKKCTOKS: Leaxdkic Gkkkaud, Pres'l. CJko. V. Hui.st, Vice Pics t. .I111.1UH A. IinEO. l. II. IJr.NJtv. J. !:. 'I'AsKhii, Cashier. Hunk of Uepoxll, llmni imd IJlisi.K. Jo!looiioiiH lroiutIy Xltiiio on till lOll4?. S"mt c res ';-- Tlit S'ioi It. 'J74 E fY LUERS, PKAI.Kl: IS CHALLENGE WIND MILLS, AND PUMPS. Buckeye Mower, combined, Self Binder, wire or twine. L'ntiins Iit'jfwi'!'d on short notice 3JOue door w-st oT lleints's IMu Store, 11th Street, Colunibu-, Neb. S HENRY G-ASS, ihstdtcttlKER i COFFINS AND METALLIC CASES ANZ DKAI.KK IN Furniture, Chairs, Bedsteads, Bu reaus. Tables. Safes. Lounges, &c.. Picture Frames and Mouldings. J3yi'cjira of all kinds of Upholstery Goods. -tf COLUMBUS, NEB. Happiness results from that truo contentment which Indicates perfect health of body aud mind. You may possess it, if you will purify and invlgorato your blood with Ayer'a Sam- parilla. E. M. Howard, Newport, N. H., i. writes: " I suffered for years with Scrof- ulous humors. After using two bottles of Ayer'i Sawaparilla, I Found great relief. It has entirely restored me to health." James French, Atchison, Kans., writes: "To all persons suffering from Liver Complaint, I would strongly recom mend Aycr's Sarsaparllla. I was afflicted with a disease of the liver for nearly two years, when a friend advised me to take this medicine. It gave prompt relief, and has cured me." Mrs. II. M. Kidder, 41 Dwight st., Boston, Mass., writes : " For several years I havs used Ayer'a Sarsa parilla in my family. 1 never feel safe, even At Home without It. As a liver medicine and general purifier of the blood, it has so equal." Mrs A. B. Allen, Wlnterptxk, Va., writes: "My youngest child, two year of age, was taken with Bowel Com plaint, which we could not cure. We tried many remedies, but he continued to grow worse, and finally became so reduced in flesh that we could only move him upon a pillow. It was suggested by one of the doctors that Scrofula might be the cause of the trouble. We procured a bottle of AYER'S Sarsaparilla and commenced giving it to him. Itsurely worked wonders, for, In a short time, he was completely cured." Sold by all Druggists. Price 81; Six bottles $5. Prepared bj Dr. J. C. Ayer Jfc Co., Lowell, Mass.. U. S. A. FARMER'S HOME. This Houee. recently nurcbacd by me, will be thoroughly refitted. Board bj- the day, week or inea!. A few rooms to let. A share of the public patronage is solicited. Feed stable in connection. 2-y Albert Luth. kLYON&HEALY I State a Monroe SU.. Chicago. Will wtd TTU to mny !!m tbr AND CATALOGUE, Lfr IMS, pis 210 ETinfii lof Initranxou. Suits C. M flUts SisJ"T InJ OulKS,, lPfS Sltttfl'K it-olnfU-M tlblrvrlMn ad LI tf C&e-- b4 111 K. AT) 1) I r I? Suuii "iv Nentsi for X M I i Pi po-tasre.and receive J. AiAuu. xxvk aeoMly boxof goods which will help you to more money right away than anything else in this world. AH. of either hex, Mioceeil from firt hour. The broad road to fortune J- opeuh before the workers, absolutely sure. At once auarese, tkuk k. CO., Augusta, Maine. Sit VOL. XVI.-N0. 87. A JAPANESE FESTIVAL. A Soene Whose Gorgeoosness aad CI Baffle Description. Tho day that we reached Kioto was Uic lost day of the Gion matsuri, a fes tival which lasts for a month and serve as a pretext for getting all the popula tion out of doors and in one quarter of the city during the evening. The Gion temple, an edifice reared for tiie worship of Shinto believers, lies at the foot of Marayama, and from the court yard of the temple a Babel of musio and voices arose as soon as the sun had fallen. With each hour it in creased, and finally drew us irresistibly down the steep and shady road and through the great stone torii to the courtyard of the temple. The noise, the lights and the people were then fur ther on, and pursuing them, we went down tli rough the great gateway and .stood at the head of the main street. The view there was dazzling and the shouts and the chatter of many voices deafening. On either h side the narrow street was linear with rows of white paper lanterns hanging over the hoii-c door, and at the curb booths hung round with lanterns and men with wares spread on the ground, surrounded by torches, made walls of light on either side of the street. Crowd surged tip and down between these rows of lighM, nearly every man carrying a paper lantern on the end of a short bamboo stick, the women carry ing smaller lanterns, of white paper, and the children delighting themselves with red and gaily colored paper shell for tiny eanilles. Boys marching and running in single file and shouting a measured chant as they cut their way through the crowd, whirled giant lan terns or torches at the end of long poles. All the people out on this gala night were arrayed in their holiday clothes, and the gay colors of the women's ami children's dresses added to the bril liancy of the lanterned scene. B.-Ing bareheaded, with their glo-sy black hair glued in the big loops of the latest Kioto style, twisted with scarfs of bright red or blue crape and stuck with silver, shell or flower hairpins, the graceful women of the old capital were all in harmony with the surroundings of tho great night of the great midsummer fete. Front the Gion temple the Shijo street only runs a few hundred feet until it reaches the Sliijo bridge, but crossing by that long viaduct it then cleaves its way with few curves out to the furthest su burbs. For all its length the Shijo street was a wavering, glittering line of light for the Gion festival. It narrows just before the bridge piers, and on that last block either side of the street is lined with theaters, peep-shows and juggler shows, each with its gaudily painted banners and pictures, its rows of torches and lanterns, and shouting ticket sellers vaunting the merits of the show within. On the night of the inalsitri then, were more lights and lanterns and more vocal displays in this narrow reach, and people were crowded solidly from wall to wall. A louder shout and a stronger chorus heralded the advance of twenty or more men carrying between them a giant bamboo pole blazing at one end like a Brobdig nagdian trick, and the crowd surged hack to the house walls aud parted quickly as this fiery wedge was driven through their midst and carried out to the center of the Shijo bridge, and whirled arid swung aloft in great ares and circles. All this parade of torches by bands of shouting men was for tho purpose of holding ami increasing the crowd for the sacred procession that carried back a certain sacred chair from the Gion temple to another Shinto sanctuary, where it will remain until the matsuri of the next year. More torches and lanterns, priests in garments of silk and gauze, wearing strange hats, ami beating and blowing strange instru ments were in the possession of the chair, and the heat and din were over powering when the temple chair was borne along. Front the Sliijo bridge there is a vis ion of fairy land on any midsummer night, but during the Gion malsuri the spectacle is enhanced tenfold. The whole broad river bed is ablaze with torclun ant! colored lanterns for the half mile intervening between the Sliijo and Sanjo bridges and the lirt si;iit is. so dazzling, so brilliant ami m) beu'il dering with ilsjiovehy that tine has to rub his eye, arid look long tQ.'in.xkc. out tin" secret of the fascinating seem;. In summer time -. the tea Unity's tiia line the river bank, there vfilh their pi tuiv.s.jneh gaIler:etrfiontsset out acre, of low platform table?" in the dear shallow river. T!0; water ripples pleasantly ngain-t the Supports of the-e tabic, and giyJ tt grytoful sen-e of coolness to the.n'par ie-thViie Japan es who sit in apfups on these platforms, the-e simpler nights, eating and smokmheir tiny pipes under the light of paper lanterns. Every bit of running water is covered with tea house tables. and on the dry, Travel ly .'niches of the river lh-tl a multitude of small peddler, refreshment venders and show men set up their strings of lanterns ami oil torches. Somewhere we had read, heard or dreamed of uc!t a scene in Japan, nnd the sight of it caused us to lwarly -hriek with delight anil sati-fac-tion. ' Instead, we seizeil one another bjT the arm-, we pointed, we waved our hands, we crowded close to the rail ing of the bridge, and hanging there alternately raved ecstatically over this bit of "the real, the ideal Japan," wo hail been looking for, or shook our heads with the hopelessness of ever mak ing word- do justice to the brilliant, fairy-like scene. There were hundreds of Japanese lingering and strolling on the bridjje to adinire the gay sight, for as no people but the Japanese could have conjured up so brilliant a spectacle in ordinary every day or every night life out of such simple and natural elements, so none but them can more truly appre ciate its beauty and charm. A'i'oto (Japan) Cor. St. Louis Globc-DcmocraL A Model Farm. The farm of David M. Clough, of Canterbury, Mass., the widely-known "corn king," comprises five hundred acres, and follows the fertile bank of the Mcrrimac River for one mile. Among the productions this season are: Corn in the ear, 3,000 bushels; oats, 1,000; potatoes, 500, and hay, 150 tons. The farm has one hundred liead of neat stock and eight horses, while in addition to the owner and his sons, four men are employed regularly, with extra help as needed. For sixty years no intoxicating liquors of any kind, not even cider, have been allowed on the premises as a beverage. Distinguished agriculturists call this the best farm in the Mcrrimac Valley. In addition to the homestead, Colonel Clough owns five hundred acres of outlying land in Canterbury, Bos cawen andNbrthfield, and large tracts in Wilmot and London, in all about one Uiouiaml five hundred teres. N. Y, Post NEWj REFRIGERATOR. A Car Thsvt FroIs f atereUttoaOM ftralt m If eat SklsrpUa;. A number of Sacimmentans had an opportunity of examining a new sys tem of preserving fresh fruits ani vegetables during the transit across the continent. The principles involved may be briefly explained as follows: The researches of Tyndall and other scientists havo demonstrated that the decay of organic matter is due to bac teria, and that warmth and moisture are conditions peculiarly favorable to their development. For instance, the ordinary refrigerator car, with its quantities of ice, produces a great deal of moisture, and in order to counter act its effects the temperature must be kept down to about freezing point. The regular fruit car is but a shell, al lowing ventilation and giving access to outside air, and it is the sad experi ence of shipper that one very hot day in transit will often ruin the greater part of a shipment. The new car re ferred to proposes to do away with both objections by allowing no access whatever to outside air, preserving a uniform temperature throughout the car and a free circulation of very dry, cold air. The car itself is an ordinary insulated refrigerator car, which i closed at the beginning of the trip and not opened until the perishable goods reach their destination. The car weighs 28,000 pounds, some 8,000 pounds more than the shell fruit car, but considerably less than the ordinary refrigerator car with its load of ice. In one end of it is the machinery for regulating the tempera ture, occupying just four feet, so that in available space, too, it has an ad vantage over the refrigerator car. A long pipe puncturod with many holes runs along the car at the top, and back into tin; machinery end where a small fan supplies suction to draw the air from the ear into the pipe and it is then carried down, passed among pipos con taining the cooling fluid and thrown iu uti 'i the fruits and meats again. All !: ture clings to the cooling pipes and the air circulating is kept dry and cool. The cooling liquid is made of alcohol aud muriatic acid, and is known as chloride of ethyl. It is a neutral fluid, possessing neither the corrosive quali ties of the acid nor the inflammability of alcohol. It boils at 52 degrees Fahrenheit, and the Bee representative had the curious sensation of seeing some of it boil in the palm of his hand. The simple evaporation of drops of the liquid upon the bulb of a thermomejter forced the mercury down to 10 degrees below, zero. The chief advantagjL'of this liijggd over the ammoniacal fjajde usually used in refrigerating apparat uses lie&jln the fact that it only requires a pressurijrof 15 to 25 pounds tothe square ijh.,to transform it into vapor, while a'ninjonia requires 150 to' 250 pounds. 'This chloride of ethyl in pass ing through a labyrinth of pijfes is vaporized ahd allowed to condense again, thus producing the degree of cold required. The power isUken from the axle of the car, and several ingenious devices are resortcdoto, to counteract the pulling and jumping of the car, and again to obtain the exact degree of power required, no matter at what speed the car moves. In practice one man can manage an entire train of fifteen of these cars, and by means of levers and attachments on top of the cars keep the temperature regular by regulating the speed of the machinery inside. This particular car brought through a lot of-nicats from Chicago in excellent condition, and. where ordinary refrigerators were com pelled to keep the temperature at 30 deg. lest the meat should- spoil, under this system it is kept for four or six days at 45 deg. and comes through in better shape, while the woodwork of the car remains as dry as a chip. It is claimed that this system will revolutionize fniit shipments, as it will land fruits in Chi cago and New York without decay and almost in the condition in which they leave here. The cost of the machinery is so small not to exceed four hundred dollars a car and the running ex penses so light that it is belicvod by the patentee tbnl any slight excess in Ifharges over that paid for ordinary ruit cars will be returned mjiny fold to the shipper in the x.iiit preserved from decay. There are many interesting minor details connected With the work ing of the simple but very ingenious machinery to which we have not space to refer. Sacramento Bee. JB5 Trl T VERY PROFITABLE. Her's Experience with a Lot kDls- appointed Africans. y Charleston I met a man from Bingbarnpton, N. Y., who was agent for some sort of cotton machinery, and almost the first thing he asked me was: "How do you manage with the hotel waiters?" -. "Why;1 I have to fee theni.yjf course." """ "That sfiows how green you are.' I am going to stop here four aays,.and I won't pay 'em a cent." "Then vou won't get much service." "I won't, eh! Well, you just watch me and learn, a thing or two. See that?" It was a load half-dollar, neatly cov ered with gold foil, and at first glance it seemed to be a twenty-dollar piece. When the New Yorker s trunk came up-tairs and the two darkeys lingered around for a quarter apiece, that "twenty" appeared to view and he said: "Smallest I've got to-day. I'll see you before I go."" The same thing' was worked on the table waiter, on the waiter who brought up ice water and on sev eral other colored individuals, and when we were all ready to take the train for Savannah the trunks went down on the wagon and we walked to the depot. Two minutes before the train pulled out the New Yorker turned to the African with his gripsack and said: "James, will you take this coin and square up all?" "Yes, sah." "Place it carefully in your pocket and don't lose it" 'She's dar, sab; an1 be millyuns o' times 'bleedged to you." "Never mind that. Well, we are off." All the way down to Savannah that evening my companion chuckled over his keenness in beating the colored population, but when we reached the latter city his chin took a drop. W were not clear of the depot when be was arrested for paatgis; counterfeit money, and all his erfpTaaatiams did not prevent his return to Charleston by the next train. I met aim after wards in Alabama and he told me the affair cost him sixty-fira dollars. fPaW Btrtd JfriM, Mliitttto COLUMBUS, NEB., WEDNESDAY. JANUARY 6, AN ELECTRIC TABLE.' A Coatrtraac Which Threats the letaaea at Walterdoaa. The vocation of the waiter is imper iled, that which threatens his livelihood in the lower ranks of waitordom being an invention styled the electric dining table. The inventor of this machine for H is as much a machine as a table, is a German, and, having put up one of his contrivance, he has invited all those who are interested in such matters to come and sec it. On entering the room in which the electric dining-table has been erected there is seen a double row of small, flat desk-like tables, set back to back, and divided one from another by a brass railing. The tables, or com partments, do not touch each other at the back, being separated by a raised shelf about three feet wide. On sitting down each diner finds himself given a space of about three feet square, with a portion of the raised shelf on which to place his empty dishes, bottles, etc On sitting down, too, the customer will no tice a bill of fare and a punch like tliOHO UHod by railroad conductors. The bill of fare is divided into three columns the first containing the dish, the second the price, and the thin! a series of blank spaces, across which are printed the di reetionri to "please punch in this space whatever j'ou want to order." Giving punches for a plate of soup, a steak and a glass of wine, the customer ut "turns over" the bill of fare, aocording to a foot-note, and finds further direc tions to put it, when punch, d. in front of him ami pu-li the button to his right. He does so, an viectric bell is heard tinkling in the kitchen, aud then, as if by magic, the table in front of him slips noiselessly away, glides under the raisetl shelf, and runs kitchen ward. The time for filling the order elapses, aud then slipping out from under tho shelf, comes the talde once more, laden now with the soup, steak and wine, and set tles itself in front of the customer. The bill of fare is there also, and as the cus tomer knows exactly what he punohed and what he has eaten, he takes the bill of fare to the counter aa a check anil pays the amount due. If the customer were allowed into the kitchen he would find a boy seated ou a bench having in front of him a spoked wheel like that of a rudder. Over tho wheel is placed a series of sixteen num bers covered with black shades, while beside it arts two handle like levers. Another cu-tomcr is heard entering th restaurant; he seats himself at a table, punches out what he wants, and presses the electric button at his side. Down falls the shade from over No. 2 of the wheel. The bo pulls out a connecting switch, marked No. 2, gives a haul at one of the levers, and turns the wheel. Tho haul at the lever pulls the No. 2 ta ble under the shelf and places it on a well-oiled tramway, ant! the turns of the wheel bring the table along the tram way until k reaches the Kitchen. On the table the cook places the order, the boy reverses the wheel, this time ktcp ing his eye on a pliable flat wire which runs around the hub of the wiieel aud which is marked with numbers up to sixteen. As soon as No. 2, marked on this bantl, reaches an index, the wheel is stopped, the lever reversed, antl the customer is served. All the tabloH can be moved at once by the transfer of the switches, or as many :is ortlers come from. What is claimed by the inaxmtor is economy of time to the customer, ex ieiisc to Uie proprietor, the avoidance of complaints, the ab-ence of noie, and a strict check on the kitchen. Several restaurant-keepers have been to see the machine, but ail hesitate to use it for fear it might prove a failure am! of the boycotting by the discharged waiters. A physician of the French hospital, however, who has no .uch fear before his eyes, lias given his approval to the contrivance ami will recommend iu adoption at that institution. Sun Fran cisco Chromrle. Practical Archaeology. A rather curious fact may he men tioned in connection with the building of Archbishop Tail's cenotaph in Can terbury Cathedral. In the construction of the altnr tomb a quantity of bricks of the sixteenth century were used, which were ting out of that portion of the crypt appropriated to the use of the French Protestants. It was suggested to the Dean by a local archaeologist that if ever, in after years, the tomb was to be opened, and sixteenth-century bricks were discovered in a nineteenth-century tomb, antiquaries might lc puzzled to understand this. Dean Payne Smith at once recognized the force of the sugges tion, and agreed to write a few word? explaining how the old bricks came to be used, and to see that the paper con taining the explanation was placed with in the tomb. Accordingly, before the tomb was finally closed, a bottle was de posited thcreiu containing a notification to that effect. AT. Y. Post. Legal Phraseology. If a man would, according to law, give another an orange, instead of bay ing, "I give you that orange" which one would think would be what is called in legal phraseology "an absolute con veyance of all right and title therein" the phrase would run thus: "I give you 3 ami singular my estate and interest, ght, title and claim, and advantage of, and in that oingf.with all its rind, skin, juice, pulp, and pipes, and all right and advantage therein, with full power to bite, cut, suck, and otherwise cut the same, or give the same away, as fully and effectually as I, said A. B.,am now entitled to bite,cut,suck or otherwise eat the same orange, or give the wamo away with or without its rind, juice, pulp and pipes, anything heretofore or hereafter, or in any other deed or deeds, instrument or instruments of what na ture or kind soever to the contrary in any wise notwithstanding." N. Y. Ob server. m m Sweat Remembrance. They were enjoying their parting yum-yum at the door. She stood folded in his arms stroking his parted-in-tbe-middle-Englisb, you-know beard, while he looked into her orbs of blue with a smile on his countenance that would have caused a blush on the cheeks of the Statue of Liberty. For a time no sound was heard save the gentle smack of the colliding lips. At length she said: "George, dearest, do you know why I love you so well" "No, darling, why?" "Because when you kiss me you re mind me so rojuch of my dear little po dle that died last summer." She now wonders whv he broke off their engagement ami went West Judge. XRST National Bank! COZ.X7BKBXTS NEB. Aiithorized Capital, - 8250,000 Paid In Capital, - 60,000 Surplns aud Profits, - - 13,000 OFPICKKS AND DIKKCTOKs. A. AXDEKSOX. J'res't. SAM'L C. SMITH. Vice Pres't. O. T. KOEN, Cashier. J. W. KA11LY, HERMAN OEHMUCH, W. A. MCALLISTER, G. ANDERSON, P.ANDERSON. Foreign and Inland Exchange. Paeae Tickets, ami Real Estate Loans. iil-vol-lS-ly BUSINESS CARDS. D.T. M aktyx, M. D. F. J. Scnut;, M. D. Drs. MAETYN & SCHUG, U. S. Examining Surgeons, Local Suriteons. Union Pacific. O., N. & It. II. and II. .v M. It. R'. Consultations in German antl Eut;lUh. Telephones at oCiee and resident es. 3TOflice on Olive street, next to llrod fouhrer'.i Jewelry Store. COLUMBUS, NEBRASKA. 4-2-y j ji. f'oitrwKi.itjss LAW AXD COLLECTION OFFICE. Upstairs Ernst building 11th street. c " 1. KVAS 91. ., FUYSJCIAN AXD SVJtGEON. ESOflic.o and room. Gluck building, 11th street. Telephone coinimniictlioii. -ty TTASIItVJrON JlEADli, M. 1., FHYSl CI AN AND SUB GEON Platto Center, Nebraska. !-y F. F. KUrvrVEK, ill. ., HOMCEOPATHIST. Cbronic IHseases and Diseases of Children a Specialty. laTOnice on Olive btreet, three doors north or First National Hauk. '2-ly TT J. iiuuNorv, NOT A li Y P U B LIC, 2th Street,:! door west of lUmmoad lloase, Columbus, Neb. 4l-y T . KKUUKK, A TTOllNET A T LA W, Ofllee ou Olive St., Columbus, Nebraska -tf MOrVKY TO L.OAN. Five years' time, on improved farms u ith at least one-fourth the acreage tindrr cultivation, in sums representing one tttird tho fair alue or the hoiurhtcatl. Correspondence solitdtetl. Address, M.K.TURNER, ,-iO-v Columbus, Nelir. V. A. MACEEN, nKALKK IN Foreiyn and Domestic Liquors and Cigars. llth s-troet. Columbus, Neb. TiO-y M cAMJNTEK IIROW., A TTOJUTEYS A T LA W, OthVe up.stairs iu McAllister's build ing. Uth St. W. A. McAllister, Notary Public. jOIlit T1MOTIIV, NOTARY PUBLIC AND CONVEYANCER. Keeps a full line of stationery and school supplies, and all kind" of legal fornix. ItiKiires against tire, lightning, cyclone and tornadoes. Office ill Powell's Block, Platte Centei. V.i-x .1. 31. MACKAKI.ANI), II. K. COWDKKY, A::sc? isd ITctary TsVc. C:l!e:t:;. LAW AND COLLECTION 0PFM E or MACFARIjAND & COWDER7, Columbtrs. : Nebraska. J. J. .MAUUHA.-V, Justice, County Surveyor, Notary, Land and Collection Agent. jgPart ics desiring surveying done ca.t notify me by mail at Platte Centre, Neb. M-r.m .TOHN :. HIGOINS. C. J. OAKI.OW, Collection Attorney. HIGGINS & 6AEL0W, ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW, Specially, made of Collections by C..J. Garlow. ..t-:hn Tj II.RIJ.SCIIK, llth St., opposite Lindell Hotel. Sells Harness, Saddles, Collars, Whips, IHankct. Curry Combs. Rrushes, trunks, valises, buggy tops, cushions, carriaire trimmings, ,tc., at the lowest possible prices. Repairs pn mptly atteuded to. JANES MALMO, CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER. Plans and estimates supplied for either frame o brick buildings. Good work guaranteed. Shop on 18th Street, near St. Paul Lumber Yard, Columbus, Ne braska. nSfimo. iOTici: toti:aiii:rk. J. E. Moncrief, Co. Supt., Will be in his office at the Court House on the third Saturday of each month for the purpose of examining applicants for teacher's certificates, and for the transaction of any other business pertaining to schools. .67-y JS. MURDOCH & SON, Carpenters and Contractors. Havebatlan extended experience, and will guarantee satisfaction in work. All kinds nf rn,irinfr flnno tn tihnrt J notice. Our motto is, Good work and , fair prices. Call and give us an oppor t tunitytoestimateforyou. ISTShop on 1 13th St., one door west of Friedhof .t ! Co'8. store, Columbus. Nebr. 4S3-V NO HUMBUG! But a Grand Success. RP. RRIGHAM'S AUTOMATIC WA- ter Trough for stock. He refer to every man who hah it in iiie. Call on or leave orders at George Yale's, opposite Oehlrieh's grocery. a-6in iflipal 1886. A PROFITABLE NECDOTB. tfowaja Ksfllsfc, Wummt Sfaaapsxl to vM Dowries far HI DautkUr. They tell in England a profitable an ecdote about Mr. tiakewell, of Dishle. who was an eminent agriculturist and breeder of stock. He was also regard ed as a very wise and shrewd man, and his neighbors were in tha habit of re sorting to him for counsel and advice. On one occasion an old friend wont to pay him a visit for the purpose of ex plaining to him his position, and at the same time begging him that he would recommend him what to do. He had lived all his life upon his own farm of one thousand acres; he lired very well, but he had never saved a shilliug. He had three daughters, and the eldest was about to be married. He highly ap- E roved of the match, but the intended usband oxpected some portion, and he had nothing to givo him. Should ho mortgage his estate, or what should he do? Air. Bukewoll begged him to spend the night with him, and prom ised, tho next morning, to give tho re sult of his cogitations. Accordingly, the next morning, when they mot at breakfast, Bakewell said:'I have made up my mind what you ought to do; give your son-in-law one-fourth of the farm, keep the remaining three-fourths, and do not part with any portion of your capital and stock, and work the remaining three-fourths with it. Do it better than you have hitherto done, and your income will be rather increased " than diminished." His friend followed his advice, but at the end of two or three years another daughter would bo married, and the iiorplexed father again resorted to his rieml Bakewell for advice under this new difficulty. Bakewell coolly said he had watched his proceedings and seen their results; he must do in this case as he had done before; he must give up another fourth of his farm, and keep the original capital ami stock. The father seemed somewhat puzzled, but as the lirst experiment had suc ceeded, he determined to try it in this case also. Last of all the youngest daughter was to be married, and, in utter despair, the poor father paid an other visit to Dishlcy to explain his perplexity. "Well,' said Bakewell, "tell me honestly whether your income has diminished by having" your farm reduced one-half?" Tho father ac knowledged he thought it had not. "Then," said Bakewell, "you must give up another fourth of your farm, and keep the remaining two hundred and fifty acres for yourself, and, to tell you the truth, you will then have just such a farm as your stock, your capita! and your head are lit for, and will be y better and happier man than ever." Old Bakewell used to tell this story with great glee, and declared his friend left as much stock and capital upon the two hundred and fifty acr,s as he ever had upon the one thousand, and, as he believed, made a better income out of it. American Cultivator. MEN'S JEWELS. Moonstone Buttons, Smooth Watch-Cas, Short Chain and Intaglio Kings. The extreme fashion in gentlemen's attire demands that the broad expanse of white exposed by the low cut even ing dress be furnished either by a plaited shirt b'jsom or one of pique embroidored in dots. Naturally thc3 elaborate front call for more than ou stud, hence tinea studs arc again the correct style for evening dress. With this increased demand have come some changes in the fashion of the studs themselves, the very newest style being represented by moonstone but tons set in slender gold rims. Very :esthetical young men are permitted to have a choice between white pearl and pink pearl studs. The very newest thing in watches for gentlemen is a medium-sized watch in a perfectly smooth gold case of bright finish. These new watches are not only diminished iu m'zo as reganis their circumferu jcc, but are as Hat as is compatible with the works inside, hence they arc of exceedingly conven ient form to carry. As has bcon in timated the cases are devoid of decora tion, indeed, do not oven indicate the locality of the hinges, hut present an unbroken smooth surface. The short vest chain, either of gold or gold and platinum, very light antl unobtrusive in effect, is patronized more largely by gentlemen than is any other sort; m a word, is considered by ultra-fashionables as quite the correet thing. The Charles Dickens or double chain, however, remains a favorite with many who find it too convenient and useful to put aside for other pat terns. Gentlemen arc wearing fine intaglio rings, and occasionally one sees a ring with a suitable antique coin in antique setting. A ring popular among those who wear gems is a head of carved or nugget umsued gold with a gem im- be ueu in it. ueivcicr s uxrcular. MIGRATION OF BIRDS. Lcmoiis to Ifo Learned from the Flight of Migratory nirds. Not long ago large numbers of Brit ish migratory birds (dead) were found floating in the sea off the Eddystono Lighthouse. It is probable that during their night journey from the Devon shire shores a fog overtook them, and that the bright light from the lantern of the lighthouse attracted them and s stupefied them that the- dashed them selves against the thick glass and were killed in large numbers. The fisher men who trawl for turbot, soles, ttkatc, etc., on the Varne Ridge Banks, be tween Dover and Calais, not unfre quently hear the sound of flocks of migratory birds flying overhead. The speed at which birds cn go when on their migratory flight has been noticed. Quails are said to accomplish one hun dred and fifty miles in a night, and in digested African seeds and plantsjhavc been found in the crops of these birds when thej reach the French coast. It is said that the migration of birds will foretell severe weather, and it is well-known by the bird-catcher that when the larks and other northern birds appear snow and hard weather will follow the flight. Theee warnings of migratoiy birds, though apparently insignificant, may be of vast political and even national importance. If the Emperor Napoleon, when on the road to Moscow with his army in 1811, had condescended to observe the flight of storks and cranes passing over the fated battalions subsequent events in the politics f Europe might have been dif ferent. The storks and cranes knew of the coming on of a great and terrible winter; the birds hastened fcjward the south. Napoleon and his array toward the north. Chicago Interior. WHOLE NO. 817. A VARIED EXISTENCE. tt, Tkaat m Fish, Thaa s Larger Boat. Thaa a Sail aad Thaa a Bird. A riddle has been devised by Mr. J. O. Wood, the naturalist, who confesses that he believes the sphinx might have lived some two thousand years longer had she propounded this, instead of her own rather simple question. His query runs thus: "What animal is that which is first a boat, then a fish, then a larger boat, then a sail and then a bird?" How many of us could guess, on the spur of the moment, or even after deliberation, that it means a gnat? The tiny insect is a native of the water during the early stages of its ex istence, and only seeks the air and land when it attains its wings. The eggs of the gnat are destined to float on the water, in order to be hatched, but as they are very small, they would be liable to destruction if they were sim ply placed there at random, and then left alone. Therefore the female, whon about to deposit them, sta tions herself on a floating leaf, or other convenient support, cling ing to it by her fore legs, and stretch ing tho hind legs as far as possible ovet tho water, and crossing them at theli extremities. By means of these slender hind legs, sho guides the eggs in the direction they idiould take, arranging them linal lv in tho form of a boat, and fastening them together with a peculiar water proof secretion. In a short time aftor the eggs have been laid tho young gnats within them are so developed by tho warmth of the sun that they force out the lower end of their shells, drop into the water, and swim away. The future gnat now corresponds to the caterpillar of the moth or butterfly, and is called a larva. During this statu, it changes its skin several times. Be fore trfu last moult, it seems to be in a dying condition; it tloes not swim about, but remains at the surface of the water, where, presently, its skin bursts, and the pupa issues. The little creature now never dives, except when alarmed, but merely floats near the surface of the water, obtain ing its air supply by means of two little horns communicating with the atmos phere. The most noticeable alteration which has taken place in it, since the larva state, 1s the enlargement of tho upper part of the body; antl if this jor tion be examined under the microscope there will be found within it, closely packed together, the wings, legs, head, beautiful feathered anteumc, and the complicated mouth organs bclouging to the mature gnat. After a short time passed in this stage, the pupa, remaining perfectly still, takes several deep inspirations, thus swelling the body of the enclosed gnat, which is by this time quite sepa rated from the pupal envelope. The skin cracks, the gnat emerges, and supports himself upon his discard ed covering, until his wings arc dried sufficiently to take to the air. As the pupal skin on which he rests is so dried as to be a mere shell, he raay be said; for the second time in his life, to act as a tiny boatman. Presently, however, he is up and away, to begin a new phase of existence as a perfect winged insect. Youth's Companion. o "DEM WHITE WIMMINS." Wliy a Colored Domestic Declare Them to be Unreliable and Deceitful. Mrs. Ycrger advertised for a colored servant, and Matilda Jackson, fresh from the cotton fiolds, applied for the position. "So you want to hire out, do you?" "Yes, mum." "I'll give you ten dollars a month to do the cooking, washing and ironing." "Dat's mighty little money for a heap of hard work," replied Matilda. "Well, I'll give you ten dollars a month antl clothe vou." "G'way! You-se jokin." "No, t am not. I'll agree to clothe you. You will not have to clothe your self at all." "Dat's de bes' offer l'se had in a long time. You is a lady, you is. You treats de culltid folks like dey was aornQljody, you does." Matilda went to work that afternoon. Her work was done very well, and Mrs. Ycrger thought she had a treas ure. Before Matilda retired for the night Mrs. Yergor said to her: Matilaa, we -..ilfwanl breakfast on the table by se".;i o'clock." "AH right, mam." Next morning Colonel Ycrger said to bis wife: "I don't hear that new darkey mak ing any fuss in the kitchen. I don't bcTiove she's up yet, and it is past seven o'clock already." "I'll gorand soc what is the matter with her. Perhaps she is sick," said Mrs. Yerger, dressing herself hastily, and going to the door of the servant's room, she knocked loudly at the door. " Who's dar?" said Matilda. " I am here," replied Mrs. Yerger. "COnio right in, mum. I'sc becu waitin' for ye foah de las' hour.'" Mrs. Yerger did so, and discovered that Matilda had not yet spurned the drowsy couch. " W hy didn't you get up long ago and cook breakfast? It's past seven o'clock," said Mrs. Yerger, indig nantly. " I done tolc yer why I didn't get up." " No you didn't." " Yes I did. I tole yer I was waitin' fer you ter come in heah and keep yer promise." " What promise?" "Yer promised mo ten dollars a mumf, and ter clofe me. What's de use of me gittin' out of bed ef you ain't heah ter put de clofes on me" pusson. I'se been readv ter be dressed for de last hour. Dars my clofes on de char by de windy." Matilda put on her own clothes that morning, and as she shook the dust of the Yerger mansion off her large and generous feet, she was heard to say: " Dat's de way all dem white wim mins is. Dey promise yer and promise yer, but when hit comes ter keeping dar promises dey ain't dar." Texas Biflings. None of It Got Away. DeBaggs I hear that the famous case of Biggs versus Kiggi has finally been decided. Lawyor Grab Yes, judgment was rendered this morning for thr defend ant after ten years' litigation. "I heard the defendant say that of the amount involved nearly ninety thousand dollars every cent has been lost during the trial. Is that so?" "Lost? No, sir. The plaintiff's at torney got about thirty thousand of it and I have the rest. Not a dollar was !ost"-JMadefpAio ?. KATES OF Al EMT1S1NG dtTBusiness and professional card of five lines or less, per annum, five dollars. 1ST For time advertisements, apply at this office. STLcgal advertisements at statute rates. J3TFor transient advertising, see rates on third page. J3TA11 advertisements payable monthly. i a ss RELIGIOUS AND EDUCATIONAL. A woman at North Danville, Va., gave to the building of a local church until her hist dollar was expended, and then, work having como to a stop, pres ented the church fund with her horse ami buggy. The students of scienco in Indiana propose to form a ?tato Academy of Jscience, similar in its scope to tho Amer ican Association for the Advancement of Science. Indianapolis JIanuaL A writer in the Church Eclectic ob jects to "tho name of 'Protestant Epis copal which means (a our mission aries who have labored to translate it intoC'hmcsu tell us) 'The contradictory bishops' church.' " Mauv strange religions are beiug introduced into California, among them Hindoo Theosoph ami Chinese Confu cianism. The growth of Spiritualism there is so rapid as to challenge, atten tion. A local paper, noting these facts, says it is about time for tho Christian, churches to waku up. Stin Francisco Call. Tho total contribution of tho forty churches of the New York Presbytery, with their lU.tIi conimunicauLs, tho past year were $j-IS,-l-Ii.71, of which $8b. 111) was for home ami $85,742 for foreign missions. $-142,025 forcongrega tiouai, ami $7,2;?8 for miscellaneous purposes. X. Y. tribune. If teachers wish to leave a notable impress upon the schools in which they aro now working, we know of no way more .- litable than doing something to improve the generally bleak antl unat tractive appearance of school buildings antl school yards. Educational Wtekly. Religious ceremonies at Mecca this year have been tin a scale of unusual magnificence. Tho silk covering for the Kaaba which the Sultan s;ut this year has been valued at $75,000. and that sent bv the Khedive for the same purpose at 00,000. Both are black moire, richly embroidered in gold, and so large that each of them covers en tirely tho whole Kaaba. Miss Mary I. Danforth. who has re signed her miMtion in the Wiuthrop School, iu Boston, had served thero forty-one continuous years. The Trans cript says: "Many will rumombnr pe cuniary assistance liberally bestowed from her limited means, whorebv their families havo been aided that their chil dren might be continued in school." "In two particulars," says the Har vard Crimtoii, "Harvard may untpies t:onably claim superiority overall othor colleges in America, in her library and in her gymnasium. Yet. .-trange to say, of no two things do Harvard men seem less appreciative. The gymnasium antl library arc both used by 11 large number of mt'u. but not. by as many men as ought to um! them." There wa something pathetic iu ths talk of Rev. O. T. Walker at a meeting of Baptist clergymen iu New Haven, Conn., a few days ago. His appeal was foran educated ministry. His own short comings, he said, hail made tin? neces sity of thorough intellectual discipline apparent. The time had changed sines his youth. Ho was raisetl in North Stouington where yot: can walk mils after mile Oi .stones without touching the ground, and yet where they raiso good corn. In his day tlm farmers uetl to tell time by the ars. for tho days were not long enough to finish work by the .sun. Not having means, ho hail t.) walk from Alb-my to Hamilton Collcgo x distance of 22."i miles and then walk back. His light for an education was long, hard, and only partially suc-ces-lul. Uaitfurd P0.1t." WIT AND WISDOM. Few are qualified to shino in com Eauv, but it is in most men's power to o agreeable. "Greenland has only one newspa per." This is probably the reason they call it Greenland. -A'. Y. fnapMr. A teacher asked a little boy, "What is hope?" ''It is never feeling disap pointed," answered the child. S. 3. Times. "Circumstances alter cases," said an unsuccessful lawyer, "ami I wish I could get hold of some cases thai would alter my circumstances." - Vhicagt Ixdtp.r. There is nothing either absolutely good or absolutely bad in tiiis world. To look at everything in a gloomy light is silly, in a roseate hue is a delusion. Alliany Journal. A man who blew r. fog horn in Montreal was sentenced to four months' imprisonment. If a Norristown boy were to go to Montreal antl wh'stle through his lingers he would probably be sentenced for life. Xorristown Her aid. A Nursery Fable. A hnhy once cried Tor l he moon. So tlicv trot tt toy moon for tln pot, lint tln huln- un'l -atislleil yet; It eft uji (mother wild tunc. .Ami erieil fortlie tur -iiin;r!'''J illppi-r. Dirt they proniisi, to hunt iliiwn the cklea No; they tirert of its "heavenly" crios. And inutlc it "free strtrs" with a shpper. Will II. IVntl in ll.iI.vbHxX. -A Delightful Commission. Young Mr. Smythe was passionately enamoretl of Ms Brown, antl was .squirming in his chair preparatory to a proposal when the young lady .said: "Mr. Smythe, you pass Mr. Thinplate. the jerellcr's, on your way home, do you not?" "Yes," he said, htiskil. "Well, would you mind doing me a favor?" "Mint!! dear Mis1 Brown," he replied, with a look of unutterable reproach: "vou have but to name it!" "Thanks! Will you kindly ask Mr. Thinplate if he has tightened the ?etting of my engagemjnt ring which Mr. Ceorgc Simpson left with him yesterday ?' ' llaip-r' - Ifazar. "Is this the last train north?" asked a stout littlcgentleman, rushing into a railway station. "No, there is another in forty-five minutes. All aboard!" cried the conductor. "Almost an hour to wait!" sighetl the little man. drop ping into a seat and mopping his brow with his handkerchief. "But you have plenty of time to catch this train," said the conductor. "This train? Well, I'm blamed; of course I have. I'm soused to catching the last train whoop! hold on!" and the little gentleman bolted through the door for the cars. Chicag Ledger. m m Contrary to Law. Judge Prisoner, vou seem to be an incorrigible offender This is the third time tltis week you have been up for drunkenness. I'll have to fine you an other fiver. Prisoner Tote fair. Judge, and ac cording to law. I m a free-born Ameri can citizen, a"d you can't punish me more than once for the same offense. "But it isn't the same offense." "Yes, it is. 111 give you my sacred word of honor that this is the same ith'hti' a" drunk as it was last Monday.' Fhdudzlphia (MIL