ffl ' l ?: hi H i: i ii iU I I It THE TALE-BEARER. Observations Touching the Practical Effects or False Statements. f In many communities, lesser and greater, there may still be found the tale-bearer, who, as in Solomon's days, separates chief friends; frequently a womaji. not unfrequently a man. And the pestilence that walks in darkness is not so mischievous or so hatefuL Well ono remembers, as a child, the lowered voice, not without a nasal intonation, the unmistakable busybody air, the un forgotten formula: "Now you must not mention it for your life; but she said that you were a vulgar, ugly thing." Many, indeed, are things so said which recur to the unwilling mem ory. But there are matters which it is degrading to recall, even to gibbet them. I wish heartily 1 could forget a great deal which comes back to me as I writo this line. John Stuart Mill said that one marked difference between the edu cated and uneducated class is that the latter will readily tell a falsehood; the former will not. It is sad that one's experience appears sometimes to testify that the deplorable tendency has its place in some individuals "of either class. Let a rule be here laid down which ought never, under auy circumstances, be departed from. Never listen to one who proposes to tell you somothing a friend has said to your prejudicR, your pledging yourself never to speak to your friend on the matter. Here you nave come across the basest and most cowardly of all backbiters and mischief makers, likewise the vulgarest. Your course here is plain. Say to the coward ly tale-bearer: "I warn you that if you Say one word 1 shall go straight and tell my friend that you told me this story and ask if it is true." Dr. Chalmers mother always met any bit of spiteful tattle with words to this effect. It was pleasing to see how the mischief-maker hastened to back out of the story. And the mischief-maker did not come back to Mrs. Chalmers a second time; unless a greater fool than common. A little organization has gone on smoothly for years, its members trust ing one another and working harmoni ously together. But in an evil hour the mischief-maker is admitted to that small society. Soon there i3 suspicion and drawing off; possibly tho wnole thing blows up. Each has been secretly Eoisoncd. No doubt each ought to avo cut the mischief-maker short, but not all had wisdom and firmness to do so. You remember, I doubt not, how the mischief-maker onco offered, "from a sense of duty," to relate to you circum stances which tended to make you doubt your best friend. He "wished to caution you." You cut him short fin all. But what if that whisper had got hold of you? Of course, you would have asked your friend about it, and things would have been cleared up. But some folk dread a scene and avoid iL And such leavo a painful impres sion. The repetition of them ends in alienation. One has known human beings much perplexed to know why, after boing made a good desl too much of in cer tain places, they were suddenly droppod. A modest man would sav, bocauso I made a bad impression; 1 disappointed people. Years after it came out that it all came of the skillful misrepresenta tions and innuendoes of a clever and (in the main) good man. But he could not bear to seo your promotion. The frantic tenacity with which some men keep hold of some trumpery privilego is even exceeded bj' their frantic terror lest any neighbor should get hold of it, too. When falsehoods are systematically told by a man (not designed to keep a neighbor back or down) his purpose generally is to inuko himself of conse quence. He is influential; holding strings in his hand; playing off ono against another. Privately tell A that B abused him; privately tell B that A abused him. If they be vulgar souls they will listen to you. And no doubt 3ou are a sneaking talc-carrier; yet you have a certain iutTucnce which possibly you could get in no other way. When falsehoods are systematically told by a woman, if old. she is spiteful. She wants to give pain and make mis chief. If middle-aged, things are not so bad. Her main desire is to be talk ing about herself. She is always the heroine of her libs. And she "would talk of herself forever. She would rather tell evil of herself than tell noth ing. Lonqviaii's Magazine. METEORIC STONES. Where Do They Originate, and How Do They Come to the Eirth? The falling of a huge one in Western Pennsylvania a stone as large as au average house seems to have excited some interest on the part of many per sons to learn something more about these strange and dangerous visits. It is rare that wo hear of one of such great size as this Pennsylvania meteori indeed, one may well question the truth of the account. But there have been oven larger ono, though not, probably, in modern times. The thoory of somo person?, that these rod-hot stones have been thrown out of some volcano, and then been drawn back to the CNrth's surface by gravitation, is wholly un tenable. These fierv rocks come from "other worlds than ours." It is not probable that they are recent emana tions from one of the other planets; they are drawn, in all probability, by the earth's greater attraction, out of their place in some of tho great meteor streams that revolve, like the earth, around the sun, each in its own orbit. At certain points in the annual journeys of ur own world, and of these great streams of loosely aggregated rocks of many siz.es, the two orbits evidently so nearly touch as to make it possible for the globe on which we live to cap ture some of the meteoric bodies which constitute the fringe, or skirt, so to speak, of the meteor stream. Once, on the loth of November. 1833, our jrlobe must haw actually brushed through the thinner outer fringe of the astonishing aggregation which has since come to oV known among astron omers as the "November stream." in contradistinction to another whose skirts ve almost touch in August, and which I called, therefore, the August stream. Other streams ma- exist, m the inter planetary spaces, of which the astrono mers have no positive knowledge; or, there may be irregular masses, or even endless cases of separate meteoric bod ies, all rushing around the sun in differ ent orbits. It is certain that countless millions of thee objects, mostly quite small bodies, an actually drawn in up on the earth, ilost of t..em, apparently, are burned up before reaching the earth's surface.'and descend in an invis ible, impalpable form of exceedingly fine dnst. Occasionally this can be plainly seen as it was once, in the suburbs of this city, when it seemed at first, shown against the afternoon sun, like a real shower of rain, only a raw from a clear sky, but which quickly proved to be a shower of dnst, so fine. that unless it chanced to be seen against xne sun ii was mvisioie. Mr. Proctor, I ine astronomer, noias tms unseen falling meteoric dust to have been an appreciable, indeed an lm-' portent, factor involved in the problem of the alleged growth of the bulk of our planet, and has actuallv tried to i compute something of the rate and ex- . . i t- ! tent of that supposed increase. How ever that may be, our g.obe certainly . does capture an enormous number of little foreign bodies. One or more can be seen silently streaming across the skj on almost any clear, calm night; aaaeliiaes a autoer at btm-imu seeming course across the sky, instead of plunging straight down, being mere ly an optical effect.' dae to the angle at which the appearance is seen. rheso meteors, entering the earth's atmos phere, and plunging with more and more velocity as they get nearer the sur face, are heated to a white heat (and, thus made luminous and visible) by the increased faction caused by their in- creased speed and the increasing densi- U. ;. mfrvat- rf thtitn (innAar lit.. rally "burnt up," but some, usually the larger ones, holdout against '"tfiar own conflagration till they burst with a great explosion, or plunge intact (but red-hot) into the ground or the sea. Without giving credence to the Western story, a few-years ago, of a man being killed by one of these meteors, there is still some small degree of likelihood that such a thing might hnppon; a much lesser ahance- than the danger of being' atmrdr riir litrhtnincr. Tlie Aiicnst train of ueteoi? Is com-H puted to be 90,000,000 miles long -or about as long as the distance from the earth to the sun. Others are of un known length. Where do they originate? The question is easily asked. The answer, while it is one about which we feel but little doubt, seems to be not susceptible of being sustained by actual Eroof. These meteoric bodies appear to a not exactly like any of our rocks. Many of them are more like a kind of half-vitreous "iron stone" than any thing else; they show the work of hea . and ring, on being struck by a hammer. Hartford Times. A DRUMMER'S TALE. Hoar His Iteaeaale ee Rmoued a Cvbslat sTrom Despair. While It Secared Two Sample Casrs lor Uloiself-A Monstrous Story. "Nothing warms a man up on a cold day like a kind action," said the man who had just dropped a ffiokel in a beg gar's hat, and felt a little sheepish over it. "You've hit it fair in the eye," said a Chicago drummer; "for I know how that is myself." "You!" exclaimed both the others, in surprise. "Yes. me. You mightn't think it, but I've made a few investments of that kind mvself." "You don't say!" "Yes, I do; but I never had anything warm up my blood like one that hap pened in a little town in Kansas, on one of the coldest days we had last winter. I was laid over there, and dropped into a shoe shop to have a lit tle repairing done on a boot. The cobbler was an oldish man, with ono of the saddest faces I over saw outside of Milwaukee. When I went in he was sitting on his bench, with his face bur ied in his bands, crying fit to kilL" "What was he crying about?" "That's what 1 was about to tell you. The man's grief took right hold of me and made me feel all over in spots. I approached him kindly, and, in as soft a voice as I could muster, I inquired the cause of his woe. He told me he was ruined, that the savings of a life time had been swept away in a day, and his family woro absolutely suffering for want of bread, and that, too. at a time when every comfort seemed just within grasp." "Been speculating in grain, had he?" "Oh, no; bless you, no. Nothing of tho kind, ile was quite a prudent man, and had lost his all iu legitimate busi ness, as I managed to learn from him between sobs; though it took a good deal of questioning. "How did it come about?" "Well, it seemed that a young lady from St Louis had boon visiting the burg, and had left her measure with him and ordered a pair of shoes. He Euc into them every scrap of leather e had in the shop, but he didn't have quite enough, and they proved too small. She couldn't get them ou, and they were consequently thrown back on his hands. All his capital being locked up in thorn the poor man was ruined. No wonder he was gloomy. He hadn't a dollar lett to buy stock, and without leather his hands were idle, and he was obliged so sit still and hear his children cry for bread." "And what did you do?" "Why. there was only one thing that I could do, and 1 did it, and the reac tion of the deed warmed me up so thor oughly that I didn't got cold again dur ing the winter." " hat was that?" "Why, gentlemen. 1 bought the shoes, and set the poor old follow up in busi ness again I never saw a man so thankful in all my life. He fairly went wild, and it was all I could do to keep him from hugging me. I needed some new sample trunks anyway, and I tell you they turned out to be just boss for that, though I probably got more cuss ing from baggagemen on account of 'em than any other mau on the road. Good day, gents; I stop here. Be kind to the poor." "Lige Brown," in Chicago Led ger. THE NOTE WAS PAID. IIow Old Hickory llrought a Dead-Beat Gitvrmneat Clerk to Time. President Jackson was one day waited on by the keeper of a Washington boarding-house, who complained that a Tcnnesseean, who had been appointed by him to a clerkship in one of the de partments, would not pay a board bilL "Get his note." said Old Hickory, "for the full amount, interest included, payable in sixty days, and bring it to me." "That will be of no use," replied the boarding-house keeper, "for he never pays his notes." "Do as I tell you. sir," said Jackson, and turned away. Tho next day the boarding-house keeper reappeared at the White House and handed the note to the President He took it, read it, wrote "Andrew Jackson" across the back in his well known autograph and handed it back, saying: 'Take that to the Bank of tho Metropolis and tell them from me that at its maturity it will be paid by either the drawer or the indorser. They will discount it for you." A few days afterward the man who had given the note met his creditor and tauntingly said: "Well, I don't suppose you have been able to negotiate mv pa per?" "Yes." replied the boarding house keeper, "I had no trouble in get ting it discounted at legal rates of in terest" "Who in thunder is willing to discount mv notes?" asked the Tennes- seean. "The Bank of the Metropolis dis counted the one yon gave me, upon the assurance that if you did not pay it the indorser would."" "But who would in dorse my note " General Jackson, and he sent word to the bank that if you did not pay the note he would." It is hardly necessary to add that the note was promptly p'aid by the maker. Ben Perley Poo're, in Boston Budget Mutual Hard Luck. Vn li.VM't mt .nn msino.. .BM asked a bill collector of a Texas gentle man. "No money yet" "Well, now I am about tired of this. This makes eight times I've been here. and I haven't been able to get a cent out of you yet" "Have yon been here eight times al ready? Well, I must say, yon have the meanest luck of any man I ever had any dealings with. I believe it is tow coming so often that brings me bad luck, too. You had better stay away from mow o." Texas Sifting. GAVE IT UP. Wfar a Boalnenep Will HavtafUr' No IHuttrato School-Hooka. A wan school teacher entered a book store near Greenville, Miss., a few days since, dragging after her a small fat boy who held in one little paw a muti lated "first reader," and with the other . wjped his weeping eyas and pug nose, , . ou firs'treaders except '. .J ... these?" asked the school teacher. t "Any except these?" repeated the book1 man: "Why, ma'am, these are the nice little books I sold yon the other "day; "surely you haven't any objeotion to them?" They have pictures in them and the boys caiP'flearn anytbinglrom fhem," said the tearful teacher. "Not learn because of the pictures; impossible! Vhc.jna'am.the. pictures are put there fortbe purpose of helping the scholars to leaza. Allow "me to give .you a lesson in toe' art.'1 Then turning to the boy: "Come, sit in this chair, my man. and let me see if you are not a wise fellow; take your book and begin here on this page, now look at the picture, then spell the word.' The boy. having cleared away suffi cient tears and dirt to enable him to see. sat upon a chair with his stumped toed boots two feet from the floor, and taking the book began: "Do-g, dog." "Ah. said the book-seller; "you see, ma'am. Now. my man," he added, sitting down and closing his eyes com placently, "now, my man, proceed." "R-a-t mouse. P-i-g. nog." pro ceeded the boy. "No, no, not so fast." cried the book seller, startled. "Why. you see this fellow eating cheese is too large to be a mouse, so we call him a rat; and this animal eating potato parings is too small to be a hog. so we call him u pig; understand? Well, go on, then, and look attentively at the pictures." "P-a-i-1. bucket I-n k. inkstand," spelled tho boy, gazing at the pictures. "No, no," cried the book-seller, and began to oxplain. The explanation lasted some twenty minutes, after which the book-seller said aga'n: "Understand, now? Well, then go on again and be sure to look close at the pictures so you will know what they are. The boy began again with his nose almost touching the page. "V-a-t, tub. Q-u-i-1-1, feather. Ox, cow." "Stop!" roared the book-seller. The boy stopped, put down tho book and took up a howl. "Madame," said the book-seller to the school-teacher, "I will order a lot of unillustrated first readers to-morrow." Detroit Free Press. HOW IT IS DONE. Working- Up to ttta Folat or Affectionate Intimacy. Did you ever listen to a young couple working up to that point of affectionate intimacy at which they call one another by their Christian names? "It has been a lovely party, hasn't it, M'ss Jackson?" "Lovely. Mr. Wilkins." "I have known you a long time. Miss Jackson." "And I have known you quite awhile." "I've often heard my sister speak of you." "And my brother is always talking about vou.rt "Is he? I bear so much about yon that I feel quite at home with you." "It's a lovely night, isn't it, Mr. Wilkins?" "Beautiful. I think Edith's such a pretty name." "Do vou? I don't like it" "Edith." "What did you say." "O. nothing; I was merely repeating the name." "I don't like all men's names. I liko some. I like Phillip and Ferdinand, and " "What do you think of George?" "That's your name. George." "I beg your pardon." "O, nothing; I was only repeating the name." "What a lovely nisht it is, isn't it Miss Edith." 'O. there! George Wilkins, what did you lot me slip on that cobble for?" " 'Pou my word, I didn't do it Miss Edith." Well, wo are home, or I am, Mr. George." "I am very sorry." "So am I. I'm so much obliged for vour escort; I've had such a lovely time." "And so have I." "Good night Mr. Wilkin." Good night Miss Jackson. "Uood night" "Good night" "Good night Edith." Good night George." San Fran cisco Chronicle. CONFUCIUS. The Bellg-toas Doctrines or the Great Chi nese Philosopher. It may be asked, what was the relig ion of Confucius himself. It must be answered; he accepted what he found without laying stress upon any special doctrines. While reverencing an un seen divine power, he yet never spoke of it as personal. He believed in spir its, coniorinea to ceremonies, and did not check special prayers. Once, when sick, his friends asked that prayers should be mado for his recovery. "Is that" said he. "the proper thing to do?" "It is so set down," they answered, "in the sacred book, 'Address your prayers,' " etc. He then uttered this memorable seutence: "Tho prayer of Confucius is constant" Men observed that he sacrificed to the dead as if thev were present; yet he evaded all ques tions concerning them. "Shall we serve the spirits of tho dead?" they asked; his answer was: "If you can not serve men, how will you servo spirits?" "I venture to ask" about death." said a disciple. "You know nothing about life, how can you know anything about death?" "Havo the dead knowledge?" still urged the eager student "You need not know whothcr they have or not" said tho master; "there is no hurry, hereafteryou shall know." "Ho taught" wo read elsewhere, "letters, morals, devotion of soul and sincerity of heart, but all mysterious occurrences feats of dexterity, abnormal states, and tho existence of spiritual bcJnjrs, he shrank from discussing." Yet the iu stant the sphere of practice was touched the trumpet gave no uncertain sound: "Without obeying the ordinances of heaven (t e., the moral law), it is im possible to bo a superior man." "He who sins against Heaven, to whom can he pray?" "No mau knows me. I do not complain; Heaven alone knows me. This is the nearest approach I find to the recognition of a personal God, and it does not amount even to monotheism as taught by Moses Good Words. A twelve-year-old Dakota girl, taken up into the air by a cyclone, car ried out of sight and brought easily down in a field a quarter of a mile away, describes her sensation while in transit as that of being rapidly and constantly E ricked by thousands of needles. Sinco er experience she has been affected similar to a person with St Vitus' dance. Chicago MaiL m m A correspondent of a San Fraacisoo newspaper tells of a mountain parrot not much larger than a thrush, which kills sheep and even eattle in New Zealand. So widespread are the depre dations of these bloodthirsty little birds that the farmers pay what sees extra--agtat prices for their destruction. FOREIGN GOSSIP. Seasickness caused the death of a yachtsman off the English coast re cently. M. Bourdon, a chef, shot himself in Paris because a wedding breakfast got ten up by him was a failure. "Kobinson Crusoe's gun and sea chest" were shown in downrigt earnest to an amused tourist, in Firesbir-, Scot-' land, the other day. - A starving laborer took three apples from a garden and was. sentenced by Bailie Hunter, of Dundee, Scotland, to forty day's imprisonment Lord Vivian, an advanced, Church rof England man, recently .discharged "HIS OUU1C YBUIIi flOW 1UI UUb BILDIlUing prayers. 'Then tho crew sued him for a week's wages, and a -verdict in their favor was rendered. It is discovered that Isabella of Spain has a double in Paris, who fre quently appears at the theaters and else where in public and is generally mis taken for Isabella, whom she strangely resembles in feature and form. The Danish expedition to East Greenland, after an absence of twenty nine months, has returned to Copenha gen. The expedition made a special chart of a hitherto unknown coast, reaching latitude sixty-six degrees eight minutes north, and named it Christian IX. Land. Bombay's ice is provided from im menso machines, in which the ice is manufactured daily. Recently the water supply gave out. and for three days no ice was to be had. During tha time the death rate of the city more than doubled. The new Goethe Society, which is exciting so much attention in Germany, has already obtained about six hundred members. The first publication which it will bring out will be the correspond ence, extending over many years, be tween the Duchess Anna Amelia, of Saxe-Weimar, and the Frau Rath, the mother of Goethe. In the British Medical Journal, Dr. Fothergill says that a patient dying of exhaustion is generally dying of starva tion. 'We give him beef tea, calP foot jelly, alcohol, seltzer and milk; that i.s, a small quantity of sugar of milk and some fat But the jelly is the poorest sort of food, and the beef tea a mere stimulant The popular belief that beef tea contains 'the very strength of the meat' is a terrible error; it has no food value." Mr. Terriss, of the Lyceum Thea ter. London, has been awarded the medal of the Royal Humane Society for a gallant act On the 9th of August three lads were bathing near Deal, when one of them was seized with cramp about two hundred yards from the shore, and shouted for assistance. Mr. Terriss and his son were sailing close by, about a mile from the east of the South Foreland. Ho at onco lowered his lugsail, and, without divesting him self ot any of his clothes, plunged over board, and swimming out seized tho lad just in time, for he had suuk twice. Mr. Terriss' son. twelve years of ago, threw out a rope, which his fattier Sasped when he was clutched by the owning lad. EXCAVATIONS IN EGYPT. Light Thrown on Ancient Custom a Well as the Egyptian Spirit of To-dajr. Profess Maspero's last reoort of his labors in 'r'gypt throws light noi only on the ancient customs there, but also on the spirit which pervades the Egypt of to day. Professor Maspero is Su perintendent of the museum at Boulag. near Cairo, and is officially charged with the oversight of all excavations that are made in the country. No na tive is permitted to dig for antiquities under any pretense whatever, except under his direction. Travelers who have visited Siout remember with in terest the American Presbyterian mis sion which has long been established there, and its school for the education of natives. Also the neatness of many Christian dwellings. Even in the mar ket the evidences of a higher civiliza tion than is to be found elsewhere in Egypt are apparent Missions find less obstacles to their work in Siout than in Alexandria or Cairo. The story goes that during last winter one of the most famous magicians of Siout intimated to some Greeks that in the burial place gist south of the city, at a place called rougah, some ancient treasures lay buried. They requested permission to dig for them under the watch of some em ploye of the museum. After certain exorcisms, the magician indicated the exact place doubtless long the secret of himself and his predecessors in the "black art" where the treasure would be found. And eighteen feet from tho surface they actually struck a rock, and twenty-four feet lower a block fell un der the blows of the pick, and the work men were plunged pell-mell into a rude ly quarried chamber, the ancient en trance to which was stopped by the cav ing in of the arched roof. A brick fur nace with a metallic door was found to contaiu more than two hundred stone and bronze vases of various forms, some fold leaf, and in one corner a heap of lack. Binning earth, greasy to the touch. The coiling and walls were cov ered with a coat of soot To guard such a quantity of ancient curiosities required the presence of two armed soldiers. The news spread, a mob assembled, and a tumult arose. The inhabitants of the Drougab, who are Copts, came in a body armed with clubs, and attempted to de scend into the pit for the purpose of carrying off the entire booty. The agents of tho museum attempted to reason with them. "These treasures," said they, "belong to the Government which alone has a right to dispose of them ac cording to its pleasure." But they would not listeu. "What is this Gov ernment ou talk about?" they demand ed; "we do not recognize it: we are not its servants. These treasures were put here- by our fathers and they belong to us, and if you touch them we shall strike you and your blood shall be spilt for you are nothing but thieves and for eigners." During this debatw tho Mos lem inhabitants of Siout came upon th scene and demanded their share of the treasures; but at the first word the people of Drougah replied: "This gold wa found in Coptic ground, ami wo are Copts. You on tho contrary, are Mussulmans, and the tombs of your fathers are iu Arabia, go there and seaivh for the gold which they buried, and let alone this which our fathers concealed hero for us." This little religious quarrel threatened to de velop serious consequences, and would havo done so, without doubt had not a detachment of soldiers, sent in haste from Siout, come to the rescue with ttxod bayonets. They came none too soon, for Mussulmans ami Christians had agreed to take pos session of the treasure' and renew tho discussion when they came to divide it The gold was the cause of the tumult tho toot of the evil; yet it was of little value worth in the market of Cairo about. $350. Tho popular imagination at Siout made it much greater. The first day it was a quart of gold, tho ne.l day a bushel, and now it is com monly reported that the Superintendent of exca'ations carried off one hundred bushels of solid gold. Professor Mas pero thinks that the furnace belonged to an alchemist of the seventh or eighth cent:r. of our era, who chose this sub terranean chamber because public opinion as suspicious of all alchemists. Many of tho vases, however, were mado durinsr the fourth and fifth dynasties, and belonged to the Princes who reigesd in Siout several thousand years ago. The heap of black shining earth, when subjected to chemical testa, was found impregnates) with araeaic- PITH AND POINT. A fellow who goes out with a light oat often has no difficulty in coming in with a heavy cold. Bodo-.i Transcript. - There may or may hot be "sermons in stouts." but many 'first-class clergy men seem to get a pile of ro.'ks" out of their sermons'. Whi'.th ill Timet. A mm ua ;ied unnou. employed in a PittsbBrih fonn-irywaut'offthtrother-dav loaderTto the "nraUle. imroa his .return was promptly discharged. Phil-. adtlphiaCatl. . ., Archery - ha .bean almost ignored this season for.-what reason fashionable xjouug ladies know bust. We won't ar row then feeluff by 3iwsi.iting a scar city of beaus. Chicago Tribune. Did v u ever think. when a person tells vou that you look 'yo::ner every time h-. sees you, that you must have appeared to him like a veritable Methu selah a year or two igo? ' jScsIou Tran script. A biograp ser of Paauini sivs the great violinist played "now like an ange!. now like a demon never like a mortal raaa." There are thousands of violinists :u this country who possess one of Pag's gifts. Tile, don t play like a mortal man nor an ane! either. tforristown Herald. "If 1 were you and you were 7.' she sang vigorously at tb.3 piano, a d turuin-r to h'ui. said, "what would on do?' "Well, love." h-j answered, "judging roui your disposition and the color of your hair. I'd say you w uld take a eiu.) au knock me off that piano ftaol if I d;':'i 'ton s oging." Mer chant Tr-tve.- Wif. m : UW?'" Hus ii ; prt." Wife li tr mb esj ho.v i baud "Uxre lent.' ai. right, my dar- - IVrf-otiou. ' my .v -ties talcs and the colFea?'' Hu Wife (greatly ag itated) "Not so good is yo.ir mother used to make, my da ling? ' Husband (calmly) "My mother never Knew how to make o" lite at all. prec"nu." Wife falls inti a deadly s-.voon. Tab leau. Chicago Journal. "I am a t'ery tired mau." writes a subsariber iu Ohio. "I am ne vous, constitutionally timid; a vory coward in fa-t I am ashamed of it but I can't help it. Now. what profession or o -cu'iatiou e:.u I adopt in the piactico of which I will be most pe f ecu v safe from harm o danger?" Go to Frauce. my son; go to Frauce and be a duelist. Or, you might remain in America and be a pugilist Brooklyn Eagle. Not long ago as an elderly couple were out walking a lady on the opuo sito side o: the street sl'pped and fell down. The old gentleman ru-hed across the street raised his hat, and of fered to assist her in any possible way. His wife followed him across at a slow pace, aud witnessing his devotion to the stranger, suook her fist at him. "It's all right it's all right." he whis pered. "ies, 1 know it is," she hotly exclaimed; "here an unknown woman hurts her t e, and y u plow across the stree: o rat her up with kindness. The otb r dav when I fell down stai yon stood and laughed, aud wanted to know if I was pra -t cing for a circus." Exclianqe. A WAR REALITY. M.'Otlnir of K.iUlt -inl S.m iu ttia Olood !!. ot tin. Ifurriet T.ane. A day or two since as the corre spondent was visiting the Episcopal Cemetery, in the we3teru part of the city in company with a friend, his at tention was attracted by a mod st tomb stone under the shade of a vigorous 1 live oak. nearin ' the fo lowing inscrio- lion: eaaea . aeaaaa EDWARD LEA, Lieut. Commaadar V. 3. S., Boru Jan. 3ljt. 1337, Ktl'eit in Buttle Jnuuary Ut. 1863. "My Father L IXore.' ItH "This modest stone," remarked the c.nvs;)o .ueul s companion, "comment orat s'one of the saddest of the many sa 1 events transpiring during th late war for it marks the 1 si re-ting place of as brave an oificer as wor trod the dejk of an American man-of-war. Kd ward Lea was a Bnltimorean by birth, and t e breaking out of the war fo.md him an otlicer iu the F deral navy. His father M ijor Albert M. Lea who es poused tlie Confede ate side, had writ-t-u him early in 61 giving his views on the then pending ontest adding that he must udffe for himel" the side ie wo Id take but should, he eho se the service of the United States they would prob.iblv nevt;r meet a ain. unless per ehan. e in battle. The young otlicer elected to stand by the old flag, and when the Reamer Harriet Lane was trans'onr.cd iito a man-of-war lm was eleot.d by Captain Wainwrlght as her First Lieute lant, ami in that capacity served under ar ragti :tt Fort Jackson. New Orleans and V c.vb:ir.r. VVhun th' Fn.lc I S a'es forces o. copied Galveston, iu the fa'l of iSii-.. tin Ha riet Lane formed o:w ui tb llolilla, aud uheti the city cji re taken by the rebel forces 11 'or Magru der. on the lt of January. 1 -st:t. Ma ; A. M. I oa, the father of tne young L"eu tera'it, : amour the attacking :irty, and from the shore witnes-e i -u- sou". ship surrender, after her Ctpiain n.ni bei-n killed aud mns! of he: :llcers des pei ately wounded. Pro 'ceding to the head of Brian's wharf, near where the light too place. Major Lea hailed the tl:iriet ;.:im up on alios-' bulwark Gene al Tom Green and Com.ivodore Leon Smith stood. an! asked if anv of the tt':tuor ofiicers had been killed or wounded, and the iv ply was: Yo; nearly all of them. "Major Lea 'was then g.antfd par mi 011 toi;o on board and. me -tin x an oilier of the ship, asked if Lroi.ti'ii mt Lea was there, and was answered: " 'Yes aud la lly wounded.' 'lam his father." replied the Con federate office", and he was then li'd to h s sou. who was lviug in the coe .-i;il surrounded by tlie dead and dying. The son reeognizud the father, telling h'ui that he hoped hu wa not mona iy wounded. Dr. Penrose, o Phihulclphia, who was o uniting upoa a .o-.i.u'iud man, stated that tlie Lieulcca-it was mor tally wounded and might die within an hour, or might linger lor sc.utal days. The father then returned to the shore to procure an ambulance to take tsie wounded man to th hospital, bitt diiriii"" Iu absence the Lt'iite:i:iut ex pired, hi last word, when asked if he nad any directions to give being sim plv: Mv father is here.' He was buried, together with Captain Wain wrtght. on .the "id of January, with mil itary lion rs. "A wealthy relative of J;altimore asked the father's leavo toTemovo the remains of the Lieutenant to Green Mount Cemetery and place them beide his mother, but'the request was denied, the father feeling th-.t it was more rittiiiir for the brave sailor to sleep where he fell 'in sight of the sea and ia sound of the surf.' In 16Gb". when the remains, of Captain Waiuwright were removed by his brother officers, they wished also to take the Lieutenant's body to the Naval Acs letny it Annap olis. .Mil.. butthU effort was aiso resist ed. To-day, of all who fought aud died under the stars and stripes on the Har riet Lane's decks, the remains of Lieu tenant Lea are the only ones resting be neath the turf on Galveston Island." Galveston (Tex) Cor. 3L Louis QloH-Dtmocrat. MISCELLANEOUS. English Cousiu Don't say "stove- fipc." Vred, it's so vulgar," vou know! red What shall I call it thcn'tile?" Fair Brtjii (scornfully) Why, "chim ney pot." ,of course! A farmer at Lancaster. Pa., has roofel a new barn with glass. He says the cost was not a greatdtalmore, and that the glass weighs thirteen tons, wh'1,1 a slate roui .woild weigh twenty :six tons. " "" i A Missouri girl who didn't get five-dollar album voted to "the ban ,. . a iand- somest girl went at jt and scratched the face of the girl .who dd. and she may never bujiretty again. Detroit iYee Yes. It is sa'd that Chinamen will steal and eat poodles. Before anv decided steps are taken towards firing out the heathen letus tempt them to turn their atteut'on totcais for .a bref period. T0IS4L0 Blade.. . Mr. T.'C. Mendenhall, formerly professor of phvs'cs in the Imperial University at Tokio. Japan, says that one never gets used to earthquakes. Tho more experience a man has the more he dreads the phenomenon. The late Walter V'eldon was one of the five men, and the onlv man out side of France, deemed by the French Soc"oty d'Envouragemcnt 'worthy to re ceive its "grand medal." It was he who' invented "the process bv which bleaching powder is matter thin, as the chemist Dumas-said, cheapening every sheet of paper and every yard of calico in tlie world'. The ev dence of the value of oil to lessen tho dangerous effect of heavv seas Is reported by the United States Hydrographic Office a- continuing to be "of the most satisfactory nature." and with its latest Pilot's Chart it jj'ves in structions for its use. and invites sug gost'ons from mar ners as to their prac tical experience in oiling tho waves. The safety of navigation may be much increased by their hearty compliance. Chicago Journal. Our frail humanity is so dependent upon our surrounding? we so need each other's help, that we can not af ford to be other than good neighbors. For however independent of our fellows we may imagine ourselves to bo. there is sure to come a fine when we crave human companionship and aid. and then it will bo well for us to have sought "tho good folks." who really and trulv live "everywhere, if vou enly find them." . Annette Poole, in Good Housekeeping. In a recent lecture Prof. Virchow. of Berlin, stated that the Semifc raco norc readily adapts itself to a change f climate than the Aryan, and that the South Europeans owe their advant ages in this re-pect to tho admixture of Semitic blood, through contact with the Phan:caiis and Arabs. The want of adaptability shows itself especially in dirain'shed ferlMity. Creoles dio out after the third generation, or become absorbed with the natives. It is said that the first restrictive liquor law ever passed in this country was enacted in a little town in Khode Island and read as follows: "Every saloon keeper who soils more than ono gallon of I'qtior to a minor shall be lined one dollar and costs." The first temperance pledge remembered in cir- mlation in New England was thus worded: "I solemnly swear to abstain from tho use of intoxicating liquors on 11 occasions except on training days, wedding days, banquets, andothergreat occasions." .V. 1. Hun. MONTENEGRIN WOMEN. Their Kuril Lot an ScrvxnM to Willful II unbuilds. Tho Montcnegr n woman is in many espects an object of pity to the trav elers who pass through the strange little principality, but there is no woman in tho country who would not be grievously offended at any show of sympathy. To work incessantly and to suffer is the lestiny of the womeu of this race. They are not even welcomed into tho world. A Montenegrin father, when asked by his neighbor what the sex of his new-born child is, answors: "God Eardon me! it is a girl." Sometimes 0 says: "It is a serpent," which is a poetical manner of expressing his re gret at the birth of a daughter. Tho girl grows up neglected and often cursed. She carries fagots of wood on her head in order that she may earn a few coins with which to buy arms for her brothers. She has no youth. At twenty-fire she seems already old. Sho is married voting, and cares for her children while supporting labor in the fields which would be hard even for strong men. She trembles before her father, her brother, her husband; she only awakens to freedom and inde pendence of action when excited by the noise of the combat to which she frequently follows the warriors. She urges them on, and loads their guns, and dresses their wounds. Tho Montenegrin woman is rarely beautiful of feature, and tho coarse work which she performs soon ruins her form. Her virtue is beyond reproach; intrigues are unknown in Montenegro, and gallantry would find a sharp re proof at the point of a yataghan. The women wander unattended wherever they please throughout the country; for while a Montenegrin warrior would never think of relieving a woman from the Heavy burden of fagots or provisions which she may be fainting under, and while he may, perhaps, rail at her for her weakness, lie would not by word or deed offer her the slightest insult. Tho woman is almost servile with regard to her husband; if she sees him coming along tho road, she turns off, or passes him rapid 1 that he may not be com pelled to recognize her. Should tho warrior be seen wasting his time in loitering by his wife's side he would bo subjected to reproach from the elders in tho village. A few vears since ono could not have found in the whole of Montenegro one woman knowing how to read or write. Latterly some few schools to wlrch women have access have been established. The duties of hospitality all fall upon the woman. It is she whb unlaces the boots of the stranger when he arrives, and who washes his feet, who serves at the tabic and holds the liaming pine knot by which the others see to eat. The husband does not even notice his wife unless it be to request somo menial service of her. It is a wonder Montenegrin babies ever live through the severe course of swaddling which they undergo from their earliest day until they arc weaned. They are strapped to boards and slung over the backs of their mothers, and thus, winter and summer, the make long journeys in the mountains and among the rocks. When the husband falls ill it is not the wife who cares for him, but his parents. Etiquette demands that the wife should not appear indifferent to his condition, and should attend to her duties in house and field as if he were in no danger. But when he dies she is exacted to burst into loud lamenta tions, and in all the country round sing the praises of his courage and bis prow ess in front of the enemy. This overworked and much-abused creature has one gracious accomplish ment: the Montenegrin womau is ex ceedingly expert in embroideries, and they are'a prominent feature of the na tional costume. The women work at them when they are walking along the roads, bearing upon their heads bur dens which seem heavy enough to crush a nack-horse. From Edward Xing' "Europe in Storm and Cairn. J Ayer's CherryPectoral Should bo Leiit constantly :.. lunl. for lis? in iiserguucics cf t!.? ;:visiiijo''. Many a uio:Lcr, martial ia iLc ids'.- b. tiw ominous sounds o Crcup, lliati tuj l'.ttla sufferer, with red uud swollen face, gusplier for air. In such cases Aycr Cherry Pectoral Is invaluable. 3Irs. 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