joauCrilM THE IOHRi!f AL. "TBaiaesa and profs irral carta of five lines or leaa, per " five dollars. GS Tor time advertisements, apply at this office. EaTLejal advertisements at statute rates. E3Tor transient adTsrtisiac, a rates on third page. E2TA11 advertisements payable monthly. IaSUi- EVERY WKDSD-PiY, M. El. '.'RXER & CO. Proprietors and Publishers. STOFirjr-rZsrcnlA 5:., "" ti Journal Biula ivg TERMS: Per year air months Three month single coples 1 M VOL. XVI.--N0. 36. COLUMBUS, NEB.. WEDNESDAY. DECEMBER 80...1885. WHOLE NO. 816. fw (fmmniius ivnpt ' y. COLUMBUS STATE BANK! COLuHBUS. NEB. V IS it CAPITAL, - $75,000 DIUKCTOUs: Leasusc Gekuako, I'res'i. (JBrt. W. Hiti.t, rce Vc". .ItfUUs A. llEEI). Ti. H. Hemiy. J. E.TA5KEI., Cashier. ItitnU aai! II f lero.it, !ifOBni hits:!'. olIe"Ilon ill IoInt- rontplly "VSnde oi fy IrIitcI on Xime Iepo- 274 it. HENHY LITERS, IHiALKU IN CHALLENGE WIND MILLS, AND PUMPS. Buckeye Mower, combined, Self Binder, wire or twine. -o- Pumps Repaired on short notice SS"li..- .1 . r we-t oi HeintzN tri. lilt: -tret. . -lumfU-. Sc Dru j HEIGHT G-ASS. TJZST D KRTAKEE ! COFFIN5- A'l METALLIC CASES i ' rrnr.. : Furniture. Chairs. Bedsteads. Bu reaus. Tables. Safes. Lounges, &.C. Picture Frames and ItXonldinzs. iSTliepair. Goods. f nil 'xiwls ) Upholstery 6-tf COI MIU. NEB. THE BEST boon ever b. "owed u;-!i man i- iierfect health, am ' o True way to in-ure health i- to purify yur b'ond wi'h Ayer's Sar-a-I--I- a. J'.A. T..Z". A. C!mi :h. 34 Arling ton. .-:.. Ltv!!. il;.. writ-: "Every whitei au-l --.'rn..' my faan'. including nn-lf. u-' '--t?! bottle-of Aver- Sar--aparilbi. EvrT:nie ha- con inecd me that. a- a j-;vcr:'u. Blood purifier, i: :- very much -urcrior to any oth.-r jiretaratioxi of Sar-sparilla. Ail pcr-oti of -crofclotn or roa-um;:ivc ten dencies. an-1 especially delicate ci.iMren. are ure t be grmtly benelitcd ! it ux'." ,T. V. rarr. Laconia. Iowa, write-: For ycar-j I was troubled with eofu lou complaints. I tried several different preparation, which did me little, if any. good. Two bottles of Ayer's 5arapa rilla cflVeifd a complete enrc. It U my opinion th.-. thl- medicine i the bet bkxnl Purifier of the day C. E. Upton. Nashua. N. II., write-. "For a nmubcr of year I a- troubled with a humor in my eye, an J tinabk.- to obtain relief until I coin meneetl u-im: Ayer's Sar-aparilla. I have taken several bottle-, am crratly beue fitel. an J believe it to be the t. -t of blood purtlier-" J!. Harris. Crx ! t is . llaui-ey Co.. Dakota, write-: "I lux? Ikxii an inien-c siiflV-rer, uith D'-it-i-ht. for the pai tliree cars. Si month- av I besan to u-e AYER'S Sarsaparilla It ha effected an entire care, and I am now a- well a- ei er. Sold by all Druist. Price SI ; Six bottles, S3. Prepared by Dr. J. C. Aver .t Co.. Lowell, ilass.. U. S. A. FARMER'S HOME. T'his Houe. recently purrha-ed bv me. will be thoroughly refitted. Board by the day. week or inea'. A few rooms to let. A share of the public patronage is solicited, teed stable in connection. 2-y Albert Luth. LYON&HEALY StiteA EcsraoSts-Chicaga- WT2l tr rrrra! te srr? Khvs t AND CATALOGUE, lot iM ?N fv -lu Lxrra.-itc f lmsa-3u. 5ais Cap. BcZh Pcrpce. uaAVbk. Car-Lasroa, StasJw 1E9X "Ur xi Hate, SoadrT fcasJ attli. lVwrttr lixzeaLa, mk4 tacT-n lmir.-KC3 &aJ 1 C&or 11 lauc. APEiZE seuo six cents for p0-tj.5e.and receive tree, a costly box of goods whicb will help y ou to more money right awa iban any thiuj: el-c in thi worltl. A.: ci" either sax. succeed from nr-t hour. The broad road to fortune opens befc the worker-, absolutely sure. At o".ce address, T&uz Col, Augusta, Maine. i hB Et- Jl WOOD-NOTES FROM A CAGE. What what what there, sir pet oaaaxy? What ar you trruyr. my town-bred bird? Tea, whose performance ussd never to vary I Ah. I can yaes at the rogue you've heard! Dy after day, lryour bright braas dweO-Ing-. You lived m comfort: you took your dip; Your cup ru over wtth seeds for shelling;; Your dear delight was a celery-Up. Primly and trimly you slicked your feathers : To swing in the naif you considered bliss; And you sang, sang, sang In all seasons and weathers. With a swelling throat, such a song as this: swet. sweet, sweet. Seeds to eat! TTCC cct" Just hear me trill like rill: Sweet, sweet, sweet!" a riU. rill rill But away at the farm-house last July, sir. Don't I know- who. in the dawn and dew. Came, like a flame, to the branch near by, sir Flashing, and dashing, and taunting you? Who but the Oriole, orange and sable? Brilliant Lord Bataaorvrveiwfy-neeked. Whistling- out clear, through the mora'i tray babel. Something to this provoking effect: "You're cnged I See. don't care! I'm free. free, free! I don't care!" T is n't fair, but I Oho, it's rare. and "Fret-" You listened and learned his meaning-! Shadow and meadow and breez tree. Cborry and berry. Sitting and gleaning, Mating and building. "Oh. free, free, free!" And now you repeat, though a trifle queer- That nonchalant melody, o'er and o'er. And persuade yourself or so very near ly : You are quite as content as you were be fore: " T is n't fair, but J don't care! J don't care!" Helen Gray Cone, in St Xiehuiat. HOXOBA'S DECISION. Her "Wise Choice Between Duty and a Lover. It was a pretty and picturesque sight that met Belton Black's gaze as he pau-ed among the clustering birches of the wood. Nora Leigh was seated on the grass, with one rosy child on her lap and two or three scattered around, her fair cheeks crimson and the braids of bronze-brown hair shining befleath the cottage bonnet that she wore. She looked up radiant as her lover's shadow fell acro-s the tangled ferns of the wood land glade. "Belton. is it vou?" she cried. "Send the children away." said he, impatiently; "I want to talk to you." "They will not disturb us." "They will disturb me." A loot of pain came over Honora's sweet, submissive face. "Charley," said she to the eldest lad. take Katie and Nell to where the black berries grow. Johnny can carry the ba-ket. and see how many berries ou can pick before I come." Charley obeyed without a word; but the defiant glance which he bent on Mr. Black from beneath hi- knitted brows showed that he fully comprehended the situation of things. "I hate that man!" he said to Katie. "Oh. Charley!" cried out the innocent child, "that is very wicked." "I can't help it." replied Charley. 'He's cross, and he scolds Nora, and" I hate him!" In the meantime Belton Black had seated himself ou the grass beside Hono ra Leigh, and thrown one arm careless ly around her waist. "Nora." said he, "I haye made up my mind." "As to what?" She looked up fondly into his dark, handsome Castilian face. "As to the propriety of our being married next month. Jennings savs that I am to have a partnership, and" I see my way clear at once. I've spoken to the agent about the little house in C street, and" "Oh. Belton, do you think that the house will be large enough?" interrupted Honora, with a troubled face. "Large enough for what?" "For the children. There are four of them, you know, and " "No"" said Air. Black, abruptly. "I don't think that it will be large enough I didn't mean that it should. You surely can not intend to burden our household with your aunt's four chil dren? They are nothing to me, and they should be nothing to you. I dare say I can find some excellent institution where " "I promised my aunt on her dying bed that the children should never "lack a mother's care." said Honora. who had grown very pale. "And you have kept your word," broke in Black impatiently. "For two years you have fed. clothed and sup ported them out of your slender earn ings. It is all nonsense to keep up this sort of thing any longer. The boys are big enough "to work: the girls can easily be provided for in an orphan asylum." "Oh, Belton never!" "Just as you please." said Mr. Black, his face growing as hard as adamant. "But remember one thing Nora you must choose between them and vour lover." Honora uttered a sobbing cry. "Belton. Belton!" wailed she, how can vou be so hard?" "I am only sensible and practical." "They are so little, so helpless. Oh, 1 can not turn them over to the cruel mercies of the world." pleaded Honora. "That must be for you to decide." She sat for a minute looking at the tinv child figures that fiitted about on the edge of tbe wood, listening to their innocent laughter: then she looked up into his face."" "I have decided," said she. "I can not leave the children." Belton Black's brow grew as dark as night. "Very well," said he, rising to his feet: vou are aware what that im plies?"" "res," in a low, tremulous voice. "Are vou willing to abide bvit?" "Yes." Good-by, then," extending a cold hand. "Good-by, Belton." And her eyes followed him with a vague, fascinating gaze, as he strode out of the green glade and was lost to view. "Havel done right?" she asked her self, with a sharp pain at her heart, and then, as little Nell came up crying out: "Nora, Nora, me got a forn in mv finger," and holding up the tiny digit with tear-stained cheeks she caught the child in her arms and sobbed out: "God help mel Yes, I have done right, for these ones have no one but me." So Honora Leigh went back to fcerHfc of patient drudgery and ceaseless toQ once more. And the rich gentleman on the first floor, who saw her go in aad out with her little music roll, asked the landlady who she wa. "It's Miss Leigh, sir." said toe woman; "a daily governess, and one of the sweetest, most self-denying yuan;: ladles as eTer gave up her life for the benefit of other?." "Humph!" said the rich gentleman. "There's not many such in the world." "No, sir; indeed there's not," said airs. Moore. How the rich gentleman on the first floor became acquainted with the daily governess how the children began to ran in and out of his room and ask him to tell marvelous .stories of America, from whence he came and how at last pretty Nora went back to America with him as his wife, would make too long a recital in detail. Suffice it to say that such was a fact. "God bless the little ones!" Mr. Bon field said; "there's room and to spare for them in my house. And to my thinking there's "no sweeter sound about the house than children's voices." And if anything could have made Nora love her husbaad more dearly than she had done before, it would have been those words of his. And the Years went bv, and the little children grew up into health and beauty, and Nora, in her satins, had almost for- gotten the sore straits of her early girl- hood, when one day the past was re- called to her bv a most unexpected ac cident. "If you please, Mrs. Bonfield," said the cook one day, "Tim says there's a poor family settfn' down in'the old cot tage bv the oates as is almost starvin'. 'Sure says 1 to Tim. 'why don't you tell the missus?' Says he: 'What for would I be botherin her and they nuth in' to her?' Says I: 'The hand' of her was never closed ajin the sick and the poor, and I'll teil her, Tim, if vou don't' " "You are right, Marv." said Mrs. Bon field. "I will go this evening and in quire into the case." And with Charley carrying a basket, in which was piled a goodly supply of jelly, wine, home-made bread and hot house grapes, Nora walked to the ruined cottage at dusk. On the hearth lay a gaunt form outstretched on a heap of straw, with fever-glowing cheeks and eyes rolling restlessly in their sunken sockets, while by the "door sat a faded woman rocking a child to and fro in her lap. "I hope we're not intruding, ma'am,' said she, with something of a lady's courtesy and accent; "but my husband could go no further. We are on our way to Omaha, where he thought h? could get employment." "You are quite welcome to stay here.' said Mrs. Bonfield, gently; "and I wCI send you some things from the house tc make you more comfortable. Youi husband's name is " "Black, ma'am Belton Black. We've had bad luck, and we thought perhaps we might do better here.'" sighed the woman. "But I heartily wish we had staved in England." Nora Bonfield's heart beat violently as she advanced a pare or two toward the wretched head u the -straw where the yellow tlickerof the caudle faintly illumi nated a face which she would scarcely have recognized the face of Belton Black. He died the next day. and never knew that the eyes of his old sweetheart had rested jjityiugly upon him in his last hour. And the simple headstone that was reared over his remains in the cemetery was placed there through Ho nors Bonfield's charitv. Harruzry Patriot. RELIGIONS OF JAPAN. Shintoiaiu, a Religion of Nature, and t&e SeTen Happy God. Shintoism, a religion of nature, was for hundreds of years the only religion of the Japanese. Its temples, as seen in pictures, were but shanties covered with grass. They had no stone or wooden idols. The mirror was an obiect of rreat reverence, because, I suppose, they could set; themselves in it, and they thought as much of themselves a3 of anything else in the world. Such per sons still live and are confined to no special country. They defied the forces of nature. Raiden, the god of thunder, lived in the clouds ind beat bis string of drums. Futen, the god of the winds, is pictured with a large inflated bag on the back of his neck, both ends of which he firmly grasps. When he relaxes his grasp tbe wind escapes, and there is a storm, and when he tightens his hold, a calm follows. The Seven Happy gods in the pictures aro an interesting company. Fukoruku Jin, the God of long life, has a forehead so high that a barber, to shave the top of his head, must climb up on a ladder. It takes a good deal of brains to counter act diseases and keep people in health, so as to insure long life. Diakoku. the rice god, sits on a throne of rice bags and pets the rat, the very animal that destroys his rice. So like some men who love the sins which wreck their fortunes and souls. Hotei, the god of contentment, is very fat and so slovenly tiiat he is always unfit for company a proof that the Japanese had a low idea of happiness. Bishamon is the patron of fame and glory, and his pet animal ts the tiger. Men who seek military fame and glorv must culti vate a tiger-like ferocity. Ebisu is the patron of daily food, and spends much of his fime fishing, which he, like some terrestrials, greatly enjoys. He is noted for his patience, w'hich is proved by the fact that he can stand knee-deep in water for two hours waiting for a nib ble The only one of the seven who never lays aside his dignity is Toshi toku. the patron of talents. His pet animal is a spotted fawn, and he travels around a good deal for the purpose of rewarding boys aud girls who study their lessons. He knows that talent can not afford to dispense with work. Among them is one woman. Betten by name. She is queen of the world under the sea and lives in ocean caverns, and spends her time playing the flute and guitar. The snake, strange te- say, is her pet ani mal, and the dragons are her servants. These seven jolly gods meet once a year to hold a feast and arrange the marriages for the coming year. "They have a great many skeins" of red and white sili, which are the threads of fate of those to be married. The white threads are the men, the red the women. At first they select the threads very carefullv, so" that good matches are made. Bv and by they get tired and buy, huddle np their wore and jumble the" threads together carelessly. This is the reason of so many unhappy mar riages." A visit to some of our divorce courts would convince a Japanese that these gods are a lazy, careless set ia this climate. Chicago SlandariL A Texas editor complains of a hook aad ladder company recently organized in his Befghborhood. The editor inti mates that the ladder is used for getting into windows alter dark, after which" m HOW WILL THEY LIVE? Social Problem that Demands an Tiiaf dial and Satisfactory Answer. "How on earth will they lire?" asked ' an eminently respectable citizen a few ! days since when informed of the ap j preaching marriage of a Detroit young ' lad7 to a gentleman from another city. "He has a salary of $600 a vear." he continued, "and the young lady's an nual expenditure, exclusive of board, is double that. They can not possibly live on $600 a year." In the case referred to, the problem will probably be solved by the party that has already done so much in the way of solving similar problems. The bride's father, if he can afford it. will stand in the gap and make up the annual deficit until the young man's salary grows to the dimensions of his needs. If he has two or three other daughters he may find the burden an ouerous one ami be compelled to drop it before the son-in- law is quite readv to assume it. his ' will be bad for the son-in-law and the i bride; but it will not be the first case of I the kind. j In another solution of the problem the ' voting man s father carries the load I But he, too, may be compelled to drop it before the voung: couple can take it up. And to complicate the situation, every day that anybody else carries it makes it more difficult for them to do so. The habit of eating unearned oread is as demoralizing when it is eaten off a mahogany table with an accompani ment of silver and china and glass as it is when taken atthe back door aud eaten without butter. When the young cou ple are thrown on their own resources the old problem recurs with additional emphasis: "How in" they live?" Singularly enough no one seems to think for a" moment of answering "on their income." The suggestion that two persons can live on six hundred dollars a year seems as visionary and imprac ticable as the proposition to flood the Desert of Sahara or establish telephonic communication with the moon. Such an income bar-'y suffices to keep the young man of the period in cigars and f loves, while the young woman could ardly keep her head dt-eently covered or uncovered tor it. How then could they manage to carry on a house hold with so insignificant a sum? Pre posterous! Yet the chances are that the father and mother on one side at least, and the grand-parents on both sides, began their married life on quite as small an income. There are couples, indeed, in the City of Detroit to-day who have no greater in come and who live within it, neither suffering privation nor running in debt. But thelives they lead and the economies they indulge in, the sacrifices they make and the simple pleasures they enjoy, are quite beyond the comprehension of the young man and the young woman of the period. It is a pity that this answer will not do, and that there is no other adequate one. For want thereof the young man and young woman of the period fight shy of the marriage compact aud cling to single blesseduess. This is not as it should be. Tne future of the nice de mands a dinVrent condition of thing-. Some satisfactory answer mu-t be found for this important question. It behooves the social sci-ntL-ts. if the expect to re tain the confidence of the community, to set their wits to work sjM?edi'y and" ef fectivelv. Detroit Free Pre-'S.' SHE HAD SAID YES. Spontaneous Combustion of a Comely Col- ored Maiden and a Hlack Youth. Some one has estimated hat the time thrown awa in this world in courting the girl you want to marry, and who is ready to marry you. would build all the railroads and bridges and tunnels and factories and public buildings. The white people should take a lesson in this from the colored people. The other day a likelv yonng colored man stood at a gate in Birmingham. Ala. A likely young colored woman came along with a dog. "Hi. dar!" he called, "but mebbeyou want to sell dat dog?" "No, sab." "Mebbe vour name is Lucinda?" "Yes. sah." , "I allers dote on dat name. Ize called Gawge." "Dat's plea-in'." "Ize lookin", vou know?" "Y-yes." "Got money saved up, an' a stidy job ahead. Shall I speak to de ole man?" "He's in Orleans." "Den I'll see de ole woman." "She's dead." "Wall, den I'll ax you to be my wife right now." "You's foolin"." "Deed, no." "Hain't got nobodv else?" Xobodv'. 'tall." Reckon we'll hitch?" "Co'se we will can't help it." "Wall. den. I'll .-ay yes. an to-night you come down to" Mr-. Crumley's kitchen au' we'll sot de day an sorter git acquainted." "Lucinda. I " "Go bnjr. Gawge! Ize dun said yea, an' dat's "miff. Come airlv." "So long, 'Cinda!" "By-bv, Gaw-re!" A. Y. Sun Old Men Doing Boys' Work. The proprietor of a nut and bolt fac tory in West Tenth street advertised yesterday for "two men from fifty to sixty vears of ae to do boys' work." About twenty-five gray-haired men gathered about the office door at the hour named, although it was apparent that the two wanted would have to work at boys' wages. "We wsmed them to put nuts on oolts," said an employe "We em ployed boys, but they were playful and inattentive to work." We thought that we might be able to hire old men, who were unable to do a man's work, at aboutAhe wages, and so have emoloves who would attend to the work better. They sit at their tasks, which are easv enough for girls to do. Thev make over a. dollar a dav." A. TL Stau By acknowledging and emphasirin" the good that is in those around us we strengthen their self-respect and give them a powerful motive in the risht di rection; by cavilling and criticism, bv contempt and ridicule, by exposing and emphasizing faults and failings, we de stroy their self-respect and deprive them of one of the strongest motives for im provement. X. T. L'dger. It is estimated that immigrants have taken $2,500,000 into Oregon dor iag th past year. : FIRST National Bank ! COLUMBUS NEB. Antkorizctl Capital. -Paid In Capital, Surplus ami Profits, - $250,000 (10.000 - 13,000 ! OFFICERS AND DIUKCTOKS. 1 , A. A XD EIISOX. Tres't. SAM'L C. S3IITIT. Fice Jes't. I O. T. IIOEX, Caaliit-x. J. W.EAIII.Y, HERMAN OEHLIIICH. i W. A. MCALLISTER, luAXUEUSOX, V. ANDERSON. Foreign and Inland Exchange, Passage T:i'tei. aim Real Estate Loans. " 2D-voMS-Iy BTJSIHESS CAEDS. 1 D.T. Mastyx. M. D. F. J. Schug. 31. D. Drs. MAETYIf & 8CHTJG, U. S. Examining Surgeons. Loeal Sunreon-. Union Pacific, ()., N. 1- B. II. and IS. A- M. R. R's. C'oniultations in German and English. Telephones at oflice and residences. SSTOliicc on Olive street, next to Brod leubrer's Jewelrv Store. COLUMBUS, NEBRASKA. 4'J-v T7" 31. CORXEIJl'-S LAW AXD COLLECTIOX OFFICE. L'p-tairs Ernst building 11th street. C PBYSICIAX AXD SUJiGEOX. 2ETOi!i-e and rooms, Gluck building, j 11th street. Telephone commun. cation. I 2 j PHYS1CIAXAXD SUI2GFOX. I Flatte Center. Nebraska. ii-r F. F. KL.13EK, 31. D-, j HOMCEOPATKEST. I Chronic "Diseases and Diseases of 1 Children a Specialty. iSTOfliee on Olive street, three door I north of First Nation! Bank. 2-ly Ha. IHIHiO.I, I XTiTAIiY VTTTiT.TC Sth Street,? door nel of Hammond lloue, Columbus. Xeb. 491-y T G. REEUEIt, A TTOliXET A T LA W, Oflice on Olive St.. Columbus Nebraska -tf jiorvEi TO LOA.. Five vear' time, on improved farm v. ;th at feat one-fourth the aereasrr under eultiv.itin. in -urn representing one third th-- fair aluo of tbe homestead, rorrcst oudenee solicited. Address. 31. K. TURNER. .-- I olumbus. Nebr. V. A. MACKEN, DKALKi: IX Forei'jn "d Domestic Liquors and Cinars. lltn street. "olunibus. Neb. .0-y M"' ALMSTEK liKOK., A TTORXEYS A T LA W, Oflice up.-tairs in IcAliitcrs build ing. 11th 5t. V. A. 3icAlIister. Notary Public. jOIS3i TI310TIIY. NOTARY PUBLIC AND CONVEYANCER. Keep- a full line of stationery and -chool -upplif s. and all kind of lesal forms, lusure- against lire, lightning, cyclone and toraad'j-. Oflice in Powell's Block, Platte ( entei. 19-x J. 51. SIACPAKLaXD, B. K. COWDERY. LAW AXD COLLECTION OFFICE OF MACFARliAND & COWDERY, Clitmbs. : : : Xebraska. J. J. 3IAi:CSHAK, Jv.ftice, County Surveyor, JVoforv. Land und Collection Agent. J5r"Partie desiring surveying done can notify me by mail at Platte Centre, Neb. 51-b'tn JOHN ii HIGGIXS. C. J. GAKLOW, t ollection Attorney. EIGGI5S & GAEL0W, ATTORXEYS-AT-LAW, .-pe-ialf y' made of Collections by C..I. (iarlow. 54-3m Tp ii.k;sciik, Ilth St., opposite Lindell Hotel. iell Harness. 5addles. Collars. "Whips. Blankets. Curry Comb-, Bruhe. trunks, lalises, bugiry tops, cushions, carriage trimmings, .fcc., at the lowest possible price-. Repairs pri mptly attended to. TA31ES SAL.310:, CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER. Plans and estimates supplied for either frame or brick buildings. Good work guaranteed. Shop on 13th Street, near -t. Paul Lumber lard, Columbus, Ne braska. 52 6mo. tOTICE TO TEACHEKS. J. E. Moncrief, Co. Supt-, Will be in his oflice at the Court Houne on tbe third Saturday of each month for ;he purpose of examininz applicants for teacher's certificates, and for the transaetton of any other business pertaininr to schools. SCT-y JS. MURDOCH & SOy Carpenters and Contractors. Havehadan extended experience, and will guarantee satisfaction in work. All kinds of repairing done on short notice. Offr motto is." Good work and fair prices. Call and give us an oppor tumtvtoestimateforyou. J5"f5bop on I 13th Stone door west of Friedhof Jfc ! Co's.itore, Columbus. Nebr. tKt-y NO HUMBUG! But a Grand Success. Ep. it;:iGUA3rs auto3iatic wa- terTrough for stock. He ref-rs to every iau who" has it in ue. Call on or leave orders at Georsre Yale's, opposite Oehlrieh's grocery. 9-6m PIUTE ASTRONOMY. The ratker aad the Mother of the Twlak- I Mac Uttl Stan. Dan de Quille has been interviewing , Tooroop Eenah (Desert Father) on aa t tronomy, with the following result: Divested of the "Desert Father's" pe culiar pronunciation, it was as follows: "The sun is the father and ruler of the heavens. Ho is the big chief. The moon is his wife, and the stars are their chil dren. The sun eats his children when ever he can catch them. They flee be fore him and are all the time afraid when he is passing through the heavens. When he (their father) appears in the morning, you see all the stars, his chil dren, fly out of sight go away back into the blue of the above and they do not wake to be seen again until he. their father, is about going to his bed. "Down deeD tinder the Tound deeD. deep under all tbe ground is . . . -- a great hole. At nijrht when he has Dassed over the world, looked down on everything and finished his work, he, the sun, goes into his hole, and he crawls and creeps along it till he comes to his bed in the middle part of the earth. So then he, the sun, sleeps there in his bed all night. "This hole is so little, and he, the sun, is so big, that he can not turn around in it, and so he must, when he has had all his sleep, pass on through, and in the mornin we see him come out in the east. When he. the sun, has so come out, he begins to hunt up through the sky to eaten and eat any that he can of the stars, his children; for if he does not so catch and eat he can not live. He, the sun, is not all seen. The shape of him is like a snake or a lizard. It is not his head that we can see, but his belly, filled up with the stars that times and times he has swallowed. "The moon is the mother of the heav ens and is the wife of the sun. She, the moon, goes into the same hole as her husband to sleep her naps. But always she has the great fear of the sun. her husband, and when he comes through the hole to the nobee (tent), deep in the ground, to sleep, she gets out and comes away it ne be cross. "She. the moon, has sreat lovo for her children, the stars, and is happy to travel among them in the above, "and they, her chihlren, feel safe and sing aud dance as she pa-iscs along. But the mother she can no help that some of her children must be swallowed by the father every month. It is ordered" that way by the Pah-ah (Great Spirit), who lives above the place of all. "Everv month that father, the sun. ,l -ll ,,.. , .-, u: u: 1 1 I 11 - .kl . I I I vw mu inir- III Lilt- .L.LI 111 -IIII a. a .1 !. .1 .u U1CU, .I11U LUUll UUk muuici, UlC WUUI1, feels sorrow. She must mourn. So 1 f Wm W I w-ve 1- A 11 AAI- w m rm a a A a v. women nut hhiek on their faees when a 1 child is dead. But the dark will wear away from the face of that mother the moon a little and a little every day, and after a time again we see all bright the face of her. But soon more of her children are gone, and again she must pat on her face the pitch and the black.' San Francisco Alta. A ROYAL GEM. The Gift of Emperor l'rancl- Jotevh to a Little Maid Who Live, in Alabama. An Advertiser reporter ye-terday saw a beautiful piece of jewelry, which has a very interesting history. It is not like ly that there is another -uch in Ameri ca. It i.- a present from the Emperor of Austria to a little child here in the city. In design it is a four-leaf clover in gold, with a lovely diamond dewdrop in its center. Upon its back is this inscrip tion, engraved in the most tasty man ner: "From His Imperial Majesty, Em peror Francis Joseph L. to Charlotte Pollak. Ischl. 18th August, 183o." From Ignatius Poliak. the little girl's father, the following account of the Im perial gift is obtained: Mrs. Pollak spent last summer at the famous Alpine resort, Ischl. The Austrian Emperor was there at the same time. The 18th of AuiT'st was little Charlotte's sixth Dirthdav. Her aunt, without Mrs. Pollak's knowing it. remembering that the 18th was also the Emperor's Birthday, wrote a note of congratulation from the child as a little American girl on her sixth birthday to the Emperor on his fifty-fourth, "and signed it simply "Charlotte." The note was accompanied by a small bunch of flowers. Nothing wa- heard of the modest tribute of regard until eight days after ward, when the Emperor's ma-ter of ceremonies called upon Mr. Pollak. and in the name of his sovereign 5 resented the beautiful tok.cn already escribed. He told the lady that when the Emperor came across the simple note and bunch of flowers from an American child in the files of presents, he was so struck with its sincerity and disinterestedness that he shed tears, and directed that the child's full name be obtained and herself sought out in or der that his tlianks be returned along with a memento of his esteem. Mont gomery (Ala.) Advertiser. ROMANCE IN LIFE. Some Interentia:? Stories Contributed br the Tension Office. The Pension Ollice is a perfect bo nanza for romance-writers if they only knew it, aud the incidents in real life that are frequently coming to the atten tion of the clerks there show how much stranger truth often is than fiction. A letter was recently received from a iady in Connecticut inclosing an application for a widow's pension, and in the regu lar order of business it went to the files. As everybody knows, the records are kept alphabetically, and this woman's name commencing with an unusual let ter there were few applicants in her class. The recording clerk glanced over the list without any particular motive, but noticed that a man of the same name given by the widow was already draw ing a pension, which had r en granted him in 1873, and was being p id through the California agency It required only a few moments search to discover that the report in the two was identical, not only the same name, but the same regiment and company. The widow offeredno proof of death, but her affidavit stated that she had not seen her husband or heard of him since the war, and supposed that he had been killed in battle. A letter was written to her stating tliat her husband was aiready drawing a pension for wounds received in the war, aad by return mail came an inquiry for his whereabouts. She said she had been mourning his death for twenty years, but was very glad to learn that he was still living, and if the pen sion people would onlv assist her in locating him she would make it very lively for her truant spouse. Auout tne Muoe Ume auotber strikingly shaDar in character, was a doped. A lettsr was received frflm a man in Kirmt, who said he had made application im 1968, bat had never paid any attention to it, aad did not know whether it had been granted or 'not. Just at that time he had received a wind fall, which made a soldier pension tsera a trifling matter to him. bat had recent ly met with financial reverses, was a per manent invalid as the result of old wounds, and now needed Government aid to live. An examination was made of the records, which not only showed that his statement regarding the appli cation of 1868 was true, but developed the fact that conclusive proof of his death had been received a few years after, with an application from his" wife for a widow's pension, which was grant ed in 1875, ana she H d been drawing tho money since that time In reply to a notification of this con dition of "the records a letter was re ceived from him asking where his wife could be found. Hehad gone from New York State to Nevada soon after making his onnnai applicatiou. had been en I gaged in mining there, and had lost all track of his family. Recently he had 1 been living in Kansas, and supposed he was a widower, but would imniediatelv join his wife if he could learn her where abouts. Thus, undoubtedly, two fami lies will be reunited, and it would be a good thing if the Pension Commissioner would open a bureau of information for the benefit of husbands and wives, moth ers and sons, and other relatives who have become separated in the great shuffle that is going on in the world. Washington Capital. LOVE IN JAPAN. How Japanese Lorars Propo te Their Dal dci Among very old-fashioned folks in Japan a curious custom still survives. Mr. Kuchler omit its from his account of marital ceremonies, probably be cause its rarity forbids its insertion in any representative list of domestic ob servances. Still, just as with us there aro people who build barriers of prick lv furze about their houses to keep the I - - T . I irj,2L ! m p "c uni men 3nd women who believe that their conjugal bliss may be made to depend on the growth of a plant- It is a plant called omoto. Unfortunately, our botanical knowledge does not suf fice to identify it in either Latin or En glish. Its chief characteristic is that it is a lusty and rapid grower, throwing out constantly new shoots from the root- It is, therefore, a fitting emblem . 01 "": maririaiu suiie, asu ao sucn n is I a .- - - regarded. A lad or la-s. on going to his or her married home, carries thither a carefullv chosen omoto, and this 1 ? - ; is watched from vear to vcar, because so lonir it shows healthy development i the permanence and prosperity of ifa ) master s or mistress marriage state are 1 supposed to be assured. Very rarely, as we have said, is the custom observed. but like all the domestic superstitions of Japan, it is not without quaint pretti ness. We allude to it here because it has just been "magnified by the purple mist" of an English traveler's fancy into the following pretty tall tale: "In houses wherein reside one or more daughters of a marriageable ace an empty tlower-pot of au ornamental character "is encircled by a ring, and suspended from the win dow of a veranda by three light chains. Now the Juliets of Japan are, of course, a attractive and their Romeos as anx ious as those of other l.uuL-. But instead of serenades by moonlight and other del icate ways of making an impression, it is etiquette for the Japanese lover to ap proach the dwelling of hi lady bearing some choice plant in bis handwhich he boldly, but let us hope reverently, pro ceeds to plant in the empty vase" This takes place at a time when he is fully assured that both mother and daughter ar at home, and I need scarcely say that neither of them is at all "con scious that the young man is taking such a liberty "with the fiower Ki outside their window. It is believed that a young lover so engaged ha never been seen by his lady or her mamma in this act of sacrilege at any rate, my friend tells me tliat during his long resi dence in Japan he never heard of any one being detected in the act or inter fered with in any way. The fact is. this act of placing a pretty plant in th empty llower-pot is equivalent to a formal proposal to the young lady who dwells within, and this Eastern fashion is. as I think, a most d-Iicnt? and harm less way of proposing to a lady. The youthful gardener bavins settled his plant to hi- mind, retire.-, and the lady is free to act as she plea-es. If he is the right man, she tak every care of his gift, water.- it. and tends "it carefully with her own hands, that all the world may see. in a word, the donor is accept able as a suitor. But if he is not a favorite, or if stern parents object, the poor plant is torn from the vase, and the next morning lies limp and with ered on the veranda or on the path be ow. In a word, if you are not the right man it is quite evident that this phase of window gardening must be a difficult and disappointin": one to carry on in Japan." Japan JIaiL m m THE AGE OF FISHES. Venerable Specimen- to lie Found in Rojral A'lturium. It is not irenerallv known that there '. is hardly any limit to the age of a fish. Prof. Baird. of the United States Fish ', Commission, is the authority for the : statement that there is authentic evi ! dence to show that carp have attained I an age of tw hundred years. Prof. ' Baird also -ay- that there is a tradition j that within fifty year.- a pike wa.- living J in Russia whos age dated back to the j fifteenth century. "There is nothing," ' he says, 'to prevent a fish from living ! almost indefinitely, and it has no period 1 of maturitv. There are gold fish in this city that have belonged to one fam ilv for over fiftv vears. Thv do not aDpear to be much larger than when they were originally placed in the aquarium, and are every bit as lively as they were when young" There are -o many fi-h stories in circulation that the ordinary reader has almost made up his mind that fish and truth do not go well together. Probably some persons will doubt what is said by Prof- Baird about the age a fish can attain. If thev do, they are sim ply doubting the best known authority 1 on nsh. Xne Kussian -Minister says that in the royal aquariums in St. Petersburg there are fish to-day tliat have been known by the records to have been in them 140 years. Some of them are. he says, over five times as large as they were when first captured, while others Iiave not grown one inch in length- An attache of the Chinese legation corrob orates this statement. He say3 there are sacred fish kept in some of the palaces in China that are even older than any of those in Russia. Washington Cor. N. T. Herald. PERSONAL AND LITERARY. The Kings of Sweden aad Saxoaj) are both poets. Speaking of prima donnaa Claraj Louise Kellogg says that "the day for large salaries is now a thing of the past., and pay is growing less and lesa each year." Henry M. Stanley, the explorer of the Congo country, says the guiding motto ot bus life has been: "W haUo ever thy hand findeth to do. doit with1 thy might." It is asserted that Jay Gould has not tasted whisky for over a quarter of, a century. He took a drink onco when he was a surveyor, got his figure mixed' in consequence, and resolved nerer to. drink whlskv sraiu. Detroit Frez Press. Wirt Wal'on. who runs a newspa per at Clay Center. Kan., and leads a brass band as well, owns the fastest team of horses in the State. He calls one In gal Is and the other Plumb, thodo being the names of the two Kansas United States Senators. .Julia Smith, the Connecticut wom an who got fame by refusing to pay taxes to a Government that would not let her vote, remarks to those who pre dicted unhappiness from her marriage five years ago. aged eighty-five, that she is extremely happy. Hartford FosL Major Dan Simpson, who haa drummed for the Ancient and Honora ble Artillery of Host m or thirty-six vears. celebrated his ninetv-tifth birth day recently, and Robert 0. Winthrop and other distinguished citizens called on him and made him speeches and presents. boston Journal. To the late Mr. Thorns, the famoiu antiquarian, belongs the credit of hav ing coined the word "folklore." He once jjave a friend a photograph of himself, on the back of which ho had written: If you wouki fa:n know more. O? him vrho-e photo here is. lie coined the word "roUIor" And startM .V.it atut Qusrttt. A literary man. in a recent letter dated Fargo. I). T., says: "1 have been writing persistently s.nce I came West last November, and have plied the pen; under all conditions and circumstances sometimes in sttmc-rooms. some times in hotel offices, sometimes in lumber-yards. I haxe been reduced to usini; a sewing-machine as a dek. and at the present moment I am writing on a wash-tand!'" - At a recent fashionable wedding in that most fashionable of Ix.ndm's tem ples. St. George's Hanover Square th American lteqtter informs us "the bridegroom's best man was his eldest -on by his first and divorced wife, to whom he was marred twenty-eight ears ao. His daughter wa oue of the bridesmaids, and among the com pany at the cermouy his !ir-t wife was alsopre-ent." Neither Chicago or New port can present a parallel to this re markable iu-tanee of domestic com nleiitv and felicitv. HUMOROUS. Tho grande-t given Niagara in . n exciia ige ho-tile furniture:"" le.s it is armed performance ever her great eater-act. a.-L-: What is Don't know uu- cha irs. Fcans cilU Ar.jiis. Grocer: "Half a pound of tea? Which will you have, black or greeu?" rvr.ant " r-hure, aythur will do-It- for an ou!d woman that nearly bloiud. " Chri.-ti :n tinj ter. " William, hotf d d you and Sam come out in your joint debate last night?" " OI:. all on mv .-Me. I oc ahead of him." "Did." eh.'" " Ye; he put it on m- himself." flitrdette. The price uf r.:al estate wa under discussion at the etul. wnen oue gen tleman remarked- ".one-, old ly. I know where on- i-an t.uv uit thenii-eat little home, splendid eultage. grand fruit trees ami all that, for :t -on.;." " .last my Itiefc." -:ti I .ior.e... "I can't sing a no'e." llnrtiurd t'tt. She Comphed '. ith II s Hequedt ira t ! in -ttj- n.iiue. tail he. n.- n-.ht 10 '1 Iiirtm.r i'nrri-. Tbe tin In- ni.l e i:rtev! xi lonx that he Th. ti.'ht h.- 1 -. rr mt-.t'it fo marry, t'p Irwii .: 1 .iin -Ii. ru trl ber head. And ncr t-'i. .- jttw red u rti. " I thmk I 1 -2t! iuu inan. ' nhe -aid. Kor th? -.i that 'nan inii e-. " Il:oit tH.rir -First walking gentleman Oh. ye then has l.-n i.ute .1 revival in trade Second walkiug gentleman - Ah. well, er -in that ea-e could er advance mo the loan o a nickel' First walking gentleman While there ha.- been a gratifying im- rovemeat, I haven't seen enough yet to justify mc in taking risk.-. '(-cr'.-t Ha tr. We never lik- making trouble at our board ng hou-e about the ijtialitv of butter served. Lut when it i strong enough to Ii.'t the bread off the table and cimb tip on the cering w'th it we have hard work to refrain from tellins the mL-tress tiiat the gullele-s farmer i.a impo-ed upon her .uao-rncc Full lAc-"- A'ltnn c Our office boy Is a genius. The other da we otind him practicing at a Ii'tle target with a revolver. "You mu-nt do thai. Biily." -aid we, "You will !. tiring through the partition and killing some of th men on the other side." "No fear o- that. sir. I can hit the target every time." "Yes. but you'll be shooting through the target" ""Oh. no. sir. I'm all r.gii" there. It is a slab of boarding-iiuiise steak. Exfiuinqe. "Oh. dear!" -ighed auoid spinster, recentlv. la;. ;ug dv.-n the paper weari ly, "there"- that gooJ-loo'-c.-ug darling old Emperor of German;, want- all the Carolines annexed to him. Not that I believe in polygamy, but then the dear old gentleman is o lovable and I could have been such a comort to him- Oh why didn't mv dolt of a mother have me christened ( aroline instead of Han nah Sophonisbt ( rumptou?" And when t e hired girl tasne ia with the tea and water cresses aad saw her mis tress red eyes, she mentally olilo quizeL "What's the matter with Han nah?" Xeur Letter. A Senator's Comparison. A good story is told of Senator In gulls. of Kansas, (a native of Essex County. Mas-- when he was at Fortress Monroe- He w.i- sitting ou the pier one evening. looking with his near sighted eyes into the rippling water and descanting on the change between this ni oaI t scne and hot and Insy city life. 'Is it possible." sa d um'o-!y. with keen recollection of hi- ruling charac-teri-t.c. "that man i- ever anything but cool-" "Yes -aid the S;uator. over hearinc he remar... ".ometniei I am like a negro i hear I preaching a sermon on the Judgment Day. He described the final conflagration, all the terrors of judgment, and tlnally exclaimed: Yes. brcther'n. Heaven will pas away, aad sea and air. and, brcther'n (as a climax), I will passa"vay. to-x '" ikv.- Parley "oori, in Motion Hudgtt, r Ts