The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, December 09, 1885, Image 4

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J4AVAL
OFFICERS.
How They
Get Harms Cigars
WItbemt
Faying Daty.
The officers of the United States
navy, said a leading Treasury official
recently, "arc the greatest smugglers
among American citizens. Go into
their homes here in Washington and
, yon .will find them filled with objects of
fortu, fine pictures, bronzes and Turk
ish rugs which they hare picked up in
Joreign countries and smuggled past
the custom-houses. Their cellars are
stocked with choice wines which they
have gotten in the same way, and the
fine cigars they smoke cost them about
half price when they come in. as they
often do, on our naval vessels from
Cuba. It used to be, and not long ago
either, that naval officers sold cigars to
their friends here, and a ourious case
of smuggling cigars happened a year or
so ago. A merchant vessel was sent by
the navy to Havana to bring back to
tiievUnited States some shipwrecked
sailors. While .there they obtained hold
of a lot of cheap cigars, which they
baught in'suoh quantities that they
corded them up in a great pile on the
deck. Over this pile, which looked
very mch like a cord of wood, they
threw a lot of old sailcloth, and when
the customs officers asked them if they
had any dutiable goods on board they
pointed, to this pile and said it contained
cigars. Tho customs officers thought
they were being guyed, and did not
. look at them.
Twenty-two years ago," the Treas
ury officer went "on. "the Trenton ap
peared off the coast near Norfolk. It
stopped at Fortress Monroe and landed
a wagon-load of goods. One of the
officers of tho Customs Department saw
tho landing, but he was unseen by the
naval officers. He suspected that the
bOxes and trunks contained dutiable
goods, and he determined to bo on'hand
when they arrived at the express office.
Fearing the advent of a Customs officer,
they hurried the goods on to a wagon
that afternoon and rushed them over to
the nearest express office I think it
was at Newport News. Here they
found the officer ready to receive them.
He seized the goods and found them
addressed to leading naval officials of
Washington and elsowhero. Upon ex
amination the goods were found duti
able, and the United States was paid
fivo hundred dollars in duties before
they were released.
"At the timo of the Yorktown cele
bration it was tho Trenton, you will ro
mejnber, which was sent over to tho
old country to bring the foreign guests.
While over there the officers in charge
of her picked up a great amount of
dutiable goods, and it is said that a
Weu-imown iaeuuinimi u tvasumgiuu
stocked hi3 cellar from the trip with
enough ine wine to last for years.
"I was in Canada not long ago.1'
continued this officer, "on business con
nected with the United States Govern
ment, and while there I sailed in a rev
enue cutter from Toronto down to Que
bee and landed at Halifax. Here some
of the officers of tho cutter wanted a
few cigars for present use. Wc were
directed to a very nice establishment
As soon as tho owner knew we were
connected with tho Government, he
asked us into a very nicely furnished
back parlor and brought us many sam
ples of fine cigars, which lie offered at
a much lower rate than thoy would cost
in the United States. He showed us
also samples of fine wines, liquors and
brandies. These I sampled, and I
know they wore very fine. Tho prices
of his old Scotch whisky and Hennessy
were, I remember, about half what
they would cost in the United States.
He said: Of course you will want to
load up here. You can get these goods
. for half what they will cost you in the
United States, and we are doing a big
trade with .the navy. Four ships of the
United States navy havo been hero this
season, and I havo sold the officers of
all of them large orders Ho then
mentioned tho names of tho ships, but
I can not givo you these. I remember
only that ono was the Alliance, and I
think another was tho Tennessee, We
told him wo. wore Government officers,
and it was -against the law." Cor.
Cleveland Leader.
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A TURPENTINE FOMENTATION.
Th Exquisite ToEtnr-p Your Landlady1
Delights In Inflicting; Upon You.
Did you ever take a turpentino fo
mentation when you were not feeling
particularly robust? No! First your
landladyf who is a very kind .lady in
deed, in spectacles, slips a rag in a dish
of turpentine 'and deposes ifcvery neatly
on the muscles that run up back of the
ear. On top of this she deposits a nice
white cloth, which at intervals she
wrings out in hoj: water. Then yon lie
back upon your pillow and smile affably.
You don't see anything so very bad in
that. You even essay a joke or two,
just to show tho inhabitants that though
cast down you arc not destroyed. Then
suddenly, without the least warning,
somebody lams you in the back of the
neck with the Hat side of a red-hot
hovel. At least, you think that that is
what ails you. and in tho excirement of
tho moment you yell out some very
audible conversation, but it subsequently
transpires that it would have been wiser
to withhold your yells until later, when
they seem better calculated to do you
.good. Whoever it is with the shovel
now begins to press it against you hard.
You groan aloud at this, and if yon are
.a profane man, as I am afraid you
would be. you possibly indulge in a
variety of quotations that can not fail
to caue your landlady pain.
"Am I not almost done?" you pres
ently groan, as that good woman re
nejs the wrung-out bandage.
"Dono?M she interrogates, as she
carefully attends to getting the shovel
back in exactly tho same agonizing
spot
"Yes," you say. "cooked."
"Oh," tho la'ndla ly kindly returns,
"it has only just begun."
Then she goes out of tho room a mo
ment, you "don't know what for. but
you suspect after more turpentine.
Now you fall into a sort of horrid night
mare, anjl you find your neck Jocked
in ono of Torrey's sand mounds, which
a sooty-faced workman in a dirty apron
is pouring full of molten brass" How
it sizzles and burns! You shriek aloud.
Then you snatch off those wet and tiery
bandages, and you fling' them madly
across the room, just in season to catch
the landlady, who at this instant un
suspectingly opens tho door, square in
.the face, to her undoubted astonish
ment and alarm.
Why," she exclaims, when she has
recovered her composure and the rags,
they haven't been on'half long enough
yeL.
"Wpman," you scream, "as she ap
proaches the bed with the clothes m
iand, "keep away with those odious
'implements of" wrath. Away, I say
.avsunt! 'One step nearer and I stretch
ijon a living corpse at my feet!"
Ton don't mean this, of course, and
yon couldn't -do it. anyway, for your
feet are tied up in the- bed clothes, but
ia-yoav delirium you hardly know what
Toaiaay. But the landlady soothes
:your agitation with some cooling re
Burks, anoints your burning, blistered
3eek in oil. and leaves you to pleasant
dreams. In the course of six or seven
hours the fire' begins, to subside and
you sink iato troubled sleep. Butin
Jke morning von will find yourself be
tor. Tlwreisi doubt of -!
had Courier, . -
TRICKY
LOCKSMITHS.
A Class f Mechanic Whose Days t Bse
v falaesa At Over.
"Tell you something about lock
smiths!" exclaimsd an old craftsman,
dolefully; "there are none anymore.
The trade is dead. Locks are all made
now by machinery, except, perhaps,
safe and prison locks; those are hand
made because they afford greater secur
ity than the other kind. Time wa
when the lock-maker was a smith and
.bell-hanger as well, audthe trade was
a good one; but it is all changed now.
and we do nothing now except repair
ing, or occasionally duplicating a key
that has been lost.
"The factory jnaue article, has taken
the place of 'the band-madu article, and
drivea us out of the business. Now,
perhaps, twenty men art) required to
make a lock which formerly was the
work of one man. These men super
intend machinery by which certain
parts of the lock1 are matie. One man
handles a punch, and cuts out the tum
blers; another makes the sliders; the
springs are made by another, and so
on, until all the the parts are ready to
be put together. None of theaey men
could make a lock without assistance
from othor workman, and thoy have no
knowlodge of th principles of locte.
"Before the era of machinery all
locks were made by hand. That it
whyjolcl locksmiths understand their
business so well. But there are very
few smiths of the old school in the busi
ness now. Most of tlivm hstvrt quit
making locks, and are making sewing
machines. The piinciples on which
sewing machines are made win be easily
understood by any l"ckniith, and there
is more money to bo mada in the new
business.
"Yes, tho modern lock is superior to
the old-fa3hioned one. and for this rea
son,' it is harder to pick. The old lock
was maJe to accommodate a large key,
so that no matter how fine the con
struction inside an accomplished cracks
man could always get an idea of the
works. Tho keyhole being large, ho
would insert a wire, tho end of which,
being covered with wax, would receive
an impression o. the stylo of key re
quired to open the lock. It wa-t an
easy matter to make a key after this
model in wax, so that almost all tho
old locks could bo picked with but littlo
difficulty.
"Thepatent lock of to-day, requiring
a flat key, defies any attempt at picking'
the works, because the key-holo is so
small and the slots are too numerous.
For that reason skeleton keys are use
less to thieves nowadays, and cracks
men rely for success principally on their
possession of duplicate keys.
" 'Jail work as it is known to the
trade, is th only branch of our busi
ness where machinery is not U3ed
"AlLthe lock; for jails and peniten
tiaries are made of wrought iron and
constructed witii from two to nve tum
blers finished off smooth on the inside
and held together by steal screws and
brass clamps. The parts when thus
joined ari absolutely air-tight, and the
only opening in the lock is the key
hole. Such a lock is as durable as can
be made.
"The principle of the modern Jock is
very old. I have a book here which
gives a description of a lock found
among ruins of the great temple of Kar
nac, and which was in use more than
forty conturies ago. The leading prin
ciples of thb lock have served as the
foundation for most of the inventions of
recent times. The locksmiths of China,
we are told, had, centuries before the
birth of Christ, perfected a lock out of
which a sharp bamboo thorn would dart
and strike the hand of any one wrong
fully tampering with it. Tho end of
this bamboo thorn was steeped in a
poisonous decoction, and, should the
luckless thief escape death, ho would
be marked for life. But this story is
hardly entitled to full belief for tho rea
son that, as the Chinese themselves
claim gunpowder was manufactured by
them at the time, a celestial safe-blower
could easily render the patent lock
harmless by the aid of a few grains of
powder.
"The mediaeval locks were among the
most elaborate and delicately contrived
specimens of these articles ever pro
duced. They were enveloped in steel,
covered with heads and floral designs,
and were mostly found on the doors of
the ancient cathedrals or in.the magni
ficent cabinets that have been the mar
vel of succeeding ages." Cfiicaqo
Ntios.
COPPER "Tn TEXAS.
Illstoiy of the nicovT7 of tba ttcClel
l:tn Mlnln? Ctainis.
According to a Texas newspaper, the
copper region, of that State is.oj gnat
extent; running westward from Bad
Kiver, from the line 'of the'
Indian
Territory,
through "several counties,
prominent among which are Archer,
Baylor,' Knox, Hardeman and Cottle.
The district is approximately in lati
tude thirty-two degree north, with
Red Kiver to the north as well as the
east, and the Brazos River to the
south. The copper deposits were dis
covered by General George B. McClel
Ian, in 1852. In that year, 'McClellan,
then a Lieutenant in the army, was de
tailed by Jefferson Davis, Secretary of
War, to accompany an expedition up
Red River into Texas and Indian Ter
ritory. While on this duty Lieutenant
McClellan found important deposits of
rich cooper ore near the point where
Cache Creek empties into the river,
and some miles above it was discovered
that Red River flowed through appar
ently solid beds of the valuable min
eral. In the same locality rich gold
bearing quartz veins and placers wore
found, and all the conditions pointed to
the existence of a mining district
mi great possibilities. To complete
the' romantic history of the
discovery of copper in Texas,
it is only necessary to add that
General Mi Clellan is now, after the
lapse of a third of a century, the lead
ing spirit engaged in the development
of the deposits. The Grand Belt Mines,
in which he is largely interested, are
fifty miles from Harrold, in Wilbarger
County, from which latter point forty
wagons are at present engaged in haul
ing coke to the smelter. The smelter is
an experiment, but has a capacity of
forty tons per day, and is suitably pro
vided with engine, blower, pumps, etc
All told, the McClellan Company's pat
ented claims embrace some 36,000
acres, stretching sixty-five miles adong
the ore belt. Upon this vast property
they have made probably sixty shallow
openings of an average depth of seven
or eight feet. The ore is fo nd princi
l ally in shallow pockets, and at the
main point of taking out is said to av
erage about fifty-four or fifty-five per
cent. me;aliic copper. Some of it is
supposed to be very rich in silver. The
most promising opening being worked
by the company is at Kiowa Peak,
the center of Mot lev County, some sixtv
miles west of Margaret, the county seat
of Hardeman County. Scientific Amer
ican.
'The Minister "in attendance" at
Balmoral rarely sees the Queen, is giv
en a small bed-room and bo sitting
room, is bored in the evenings with the
society of the courtiers, and if he brings
a dog as was the case once with Loro
Harrington he is ordered to send 'the
animal away immediately. London
Truth.
Some of the queerest names hail
from the Basque provinces of Spain.
Two officials , in the Treasury' Depart
ment at Madr'd. who claim Basque de
scent, call themselves respectively Don
EpifanioMirurznrardanduay Zengotidc
and Don Juan Ncpomuceno da Burisna
gomttstoracagoceaccoccka.
BOYS AND GIRLS.
What It Coats to Keep a Yeans; Pasta mm
a Charming- ttoelety La ay. f
' Two fond parents, well fixed in life,
who live adjoining each other on Park
avenue, were discussing the relative
cost oLkeeping a boy and aprl. Both
spoke from practical experience. Said
one: "I believe it costs more to keep a
boy.J' w -
"And I believe it costs more to keep
the girl,' replied the other.
-' So they began to figure it up.
"21 ow let us take the case of our own
children," said the former. "Take my
son Charley, for example. He's going
into t his nineteenth year.' ilo is not
ortfavagant'in'his" dress,' nor does 'be
do any work to soil or particularly
wear ont his clothing. During the past
year hisjtras of expense havebeen
about as ioiiows. as near as l can coma
. without referring to the bills:
One heavy winter overcoat $40 09
One pair casritn-ninda Wautcsnphasts 9 00
One pairs iar-toed Sunday gaiters.. S 00
One white satin tlrjaa cravat 1 SO
Two every day ilk cravats 2 00
Six cood oastom-made white s'.i'rts.... 9 00
Two suits red flannel underclothing... 9 00
Twit ilre-ti Hfiirta 5 00
(Sue stive headed cane 3 00
Onfl pair ncavy winter gloves 2 50
Two ph:r 6T kid gloves 2 50
One pair of cuff buttons ... S OS
One dozen collar 2 OS
Four pairs of raffs 109
Two Derby hate and one straw hat.... 10 00
One pair ovcrslioes;onj umbrella 6 00
Two winter salts ot c-i:Uliliii? CO 00
Two summer suits ot clothing S3 OS
One lozen 'islrs of socles 3 00
Ttvo lint s.i.ts underclothing 0 00
O.iii dozen bandsri-hlefs 4 CO
One sprin-r an! lall overcoat .20 00
Ono ring 'oriiU little Tinker s 00
loek-t money 3 per week (this In
clude barber's bill) ISO CO
Tuition nt Knlverslty 2) 00
School nooks, etc 5 to
Annual rtutu at gymnasium in CO
Dancing leisons CO CJ
Oues at oicycle school !0 00
The ether fond parent scratched his
head wneu he saw his neighbor's mem
orandum. "I think mine ijjll heat it."
ho said, confidently, and ho put down
the follow'no: itcm, ouc by one. It
must i:e reiuimoereu thai the young
lady in uu stion is eiglitoe years of
age, :uil is a modest and charming bud
in society:
One biaslc si!k tfr- (j.nt too lovely tor
atiyuiin'O
One Alnliatu wrapper..
$10 00
Oueciotu street ired
Two oiher street costumes..
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3 OO
17 00
S3 00
200 00
190(0
!
Three party lrsieij.
ono Hea:sKin coat..
Oneclorh redlngote 35 00
socks, nnueroioiuinc;, collars, cans..
One pair satin slippers for party at
Thro 3 other pairs of slippers, five
Jrai3 BiiUos
One flannel Jersey, two other Jerseys
Twobonse dresses
One fine black silk dress, for church.
Flowers" for theater, theater wrap,
opor& ifi&ssos .
Tuition In musi; and dancing
Tnltion In French, ueodlework, paint-
Three white and IUht summer dresses
Gtovea. perfumery (paint and pow
der), dinellini; bottle, etc
One pat dog. alio brass eotlor.
One canary and a cage
Two winter hats
Opera Minuet, two summer hats
Bustles, bangs, bandoline, gartors.
35 0J
7 03
45 CO
I-J fO
15 00
70 00
100 03
100 CO
100 00
91 00
40 00
10 0(1
io oo
30 00
35 00
25 00
SO 03
Miscellaneous Items.
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When the fond parent of the charm
ing young lady showed his list to the
fond parent of the promising young
man. the latter likewise thoughtfully
scratched his head. After a shcrt
pause he said, slowly and solemnly: "A
boy is good enough for me." Baltimtrc
Herald,
COSMETICS FOR MEN.
Society Pets Who Are Anxlovs to Mafc-s m
PleaalnK Appearance.
"Do you also have male customers'"
asked a reporter of a New York lady
cosmetic artist who does a good busi
ness on one of tho principal streets of
the city.
"Do I have them? Of course I do,
and fully &n many as I do ladies," she
replied, with a vicious little
her shoulders.
shrug of
"What do they como for?"
"To improvo their personal appear
ance." said she, "and I find as much
vanity among men as among ladies,
and a desire equally as great to increase
their personal attractions."
"They don't use rouge and other cos
metics, do they?"
"Indeed, th'cy'do. I could tell you
iho names of a "dozen young men whose
faces I prepared for an evening enter
tainment last week, and they were not
all dudes either."
"What do you mean by preparing
their faces?" "
"I touched up their complexions,
penciled their eyebrows, and brightened
their eyesr There are a number of
young men who regularly use cosmet
ics. Not everybody can see it, but I
can detect it every time. They are not
all young men, either. I have served
middle-aged men who come here as
of i en as once a week to havo their faces
prepared. Of course thev are widow
ers.' '
"What do you do with them?"
"Well, I have a lotion which removes
wrinkles and leaves the skin smooth
and firm. Then I have a preparation
to make the hollows under the eyes
stand out full and firm. Then, when
the complexion is touched up a little
of course, not so much as a lady's
they look fully ten to fifteen years
youuger."
"Do men ever dye or bleach their
hah or mustaches?"
"Very few bleach their hair. I don't
believe I have had such a case in the
city, but many of them bleach their
mustaches. Many men with a muddy
brown or red mustache have it bleached
out to a light blonde, and it greatly im
proves their appearance. A great many
menjdo that who would not use any
other of my preparations. And why
should they not? I don't see why it is
not everybody's dutv to make a 'pleas
ing appearance. It is expected of a
woman, and why not of a man? 'there
is certainly no harm in it and no dau
ger." N. Y. Mail and Express.
FIFTY YEARS AGO.
How Captains of tfce MtUtla Were Elected
In 183.1.
It U fifty years ago, and the enrolled
militia of Hanover Precinct have met to
organize & regular military company.
Air. Brown rises and nominates Tom
Jones as Captain. Jones said he knew
but little about mustering and suchlike
things, but he guessed that if the boys
wanted him he would drill 'am the best
he knew how.
At this point, Mr. Campbell, amid
great applause, suggested the name of
fclder Reese, saying that although he
was a first-class local preacher, yet he
could attend to the duties of both of
fices. He was fine-looking, quick
witted, ready with the tongue, born to
talk and to command and was just the
man the company needed for Captain.
When the long and loud cheering
ceased, the following are the remarks,
taken by a veracious reporter, which
Elder Reese made in response to his
nomination:
"Gentleman. 1 arise to accept the
nomination of myself as Captain of
your company. If yon see fit to elevate
me to that nigh and honorable and
most responsible position, then I will
endeavor to rub up my military tac
ticles and serve you to the best of my
ability, as the duties of. Captain will not
at all interfere with my Sunday ap-
SDintments to preach to the people,
ut, gentlemen, if you prefer Tom
Jones to myself, then I will drop into
the private ranks with the same degree
of eloquence and affability."
He was 'Captain as well as Elder
Beese from that day on. 'LouisviiU
Omvritr-JouriuU,
FOREIGN GOSSIP.
The refusal by a teetotal tailor to
snaxe dotnes tor rumsellers is a new
cause for temperance discussion in
London.
The classic Tiber is once more to
become a commercial highway, a lino
of .steamers having been built to run
between Rome anS Genoa.
-One of the large English war ves-
aelb. the Resistance, is to be coated
with India rubber to a considerable
thickness, to see how that material will
repel projectUes. -
A French musician has succeeded
in makimr a piano from musical stones
The dints. are suspended by Wires from
a sounding board and are played upon
by two otner dints.
.The museum of Si. Fetersbnrg tins
a bank note probably the oldest in ex
istence. It is of the" Imperial Hank of
China, issued by the Ctiinesw (Govern
ment, and dates from the year 1399 be
fore Christ.
The winner of the grand prize
($10,000) at Baden races this vear be
longs to an analytical chemist, who
bought her for $165. She has since
won him ten races, worth from 930,000
to $35,000, and would fetch as much at
auction.
Sir Lyon Playfair has ascertained,
in the course of some inquiries into
the manufacture of hiclfers of which
it appears every English person con
sumes eight a day that there are still
a few families who adhere to the : in dor-
box, and for whom tintiei-bo.s are
manufactured.
- -Among the wedding preseuts of
Mile. Do I ravura, a young: lady con
nected with the princel l:ssian" hous
of Smvaroflf, v. as a 'iii.iiut liltla model
of a KussL.u house in jrold, with :i door
of emeralds and diamonds, which,
whon It is opened, discloses a portrait.
After a seveie illness n Kngiish
man shaved off his whiskers and other
wise disguised himself. He then went
to his doctor and said he was a brother
of the sick man. who, he asserted, was
now dead. He thus o'ota'ned a certiii
cate of his own death, had his own de
cease registered, drew the burial money
from his lodge and decamped.
Tho late Earl of Dyaart, Life (Lon
don) say9, was ono of tho most cci;n
tric of noblemen. Though h had a
splendid park near Grantham, and very
great, not to sa' unbounded, wealth",
e chose to live iu two rooms on the
second floor of a house on Norfolk
street Strand, wherf he allowed nobody
to see his face. Indeed, it is said that
when he wan ed a new pair of boots or
shoes the son of St. Crispin, who sup
plied his lordship, had to measure his
feet on the outside of his sitting-room
door, the noble legs to which they be
longed being thrust through ihe door
panels.
One of the most obstinate duels
ever fought was between the Earl of
Lonsdale and Captain Cuthbert, of the
Life Guards, in June. 1792. They fired
togoihcr. Lord Lonsdale's shot passed
through the frill of his opponent's
shirt. The .'econds having endeavored
to ad ust the matter, but the principals
rcmaiuing obstinate, they again fired,
but with no effect. The seconds then
insisted that :is neither would mako the
first concession, the principals should
advance toward each other, step fer
step, and both declare in the same
breath that they were sorry for what
had happened. This ingonious plan
was agreed to.
MELBOURNE.
Ihe Early Days or a Magnitlcent and .War
vrlons Town.
Three decade? are an immense period
in tho history of such a city as Mel
bourne; and it is far from improbable
that the market value of "town lots"
has increased in something like cubic
ratio within the last thirty years. Most
marvelous of all, perhaps, is it to reflect
that not only the site of Melbourne and
its suburbs, but au immense tract of
the surrounding country, was once
within an ace ot being sold, "lock,
stock and barrel," for, metaphorically
speaking, an old song. I alludo to the
famous Merry Creek treaty. At the
beginning of June. 1835, Mr. Batman
ascended tho Yarra and Saltwater
Rivers, and a few days afterward ho in
duced certain aboriginal chiefs named
Jaga Jaga, Cooloolock, Bungaree, Yan
Yan and Movuhip, to execute a formal
deed of assignment, conveying to him
and his heirs forever an area of between
600.000 and 700,000 acres of land,
which would have comprised tho sites
of the cities of Melbourne, Geelong
and Collingwood, the towns of Emer
ald Hill and St. Hilda, and the bor
ouirh of Sandr dire, the consideration
given for this tremendous cession be n
?!
20 pairs of blanke's, 30 knives.
tomahawks 10 looking-glasses 12
pair; f scissois, 50 handerchiefs, 12
red shirt , 4 flannel jnck-ts, 4 -u ts of
cot es and fifty pounds of flour. Well,
business is busfnes . Did not William
Fenn have his treaty with the Indians,
and how mam thousands of p unds star
ling has n t the British tav payer had
to pay :o he descendan s of tho 1'enn
.amily as compensation fo- the lov of
the'r ieaitorai rights r Pennsylvania?
"The worth of an thingis just so much
as it will i ring, and hu'-di land, .about
the Yarra istrict was probably not
worth much in 1835. It :s true that
J hn Batmnn might have thrown ii a
few bottles ci rum for luck. Gove, nor
Bouike, however, was hard-hearted
enough to declare the whole arra ce
ment with Jaga Jaga and his friends to
be null and void, :ilthoug.i a solatium
of some 7.000 was afterward granted
to Batman and his par.ners.
Brit it was the gold-fever year 1851
that made Melbourne marvelous. I
chanced the other day in tho inn parlor
at a little township in Victoria, called
Wangaratta. to light on a rude litho
graph depicting the arrival of the first
gold escort from the diggings at the
Government building in William street,
in 1852. The gold ' has been brought
down in huge chests, three of which
form a load, to a dray drawn by a long
string of bullocks. There is an escort
of troopers, armed to the teeth, for in
the early mining days attempts on the
part of bushrangers to "stick up" or
rob the gold escorts were frequent
Young as were the days of mining in
1851, you see in the picture John China
man, already about and as busv as a
bee. The letterpress at the bottom of
it tells you that the people looking from
the windows of the blue-stone building
in William street are the clerks and
draftsmen employed in the office
of the Surveyor-General, and that
on the day following the arrival of the
gold escort these gentlemen all threw
up their appeSutments under Govern
ment and were oft to the diggings. The
crews of ships at Williamstown and
Port Melbourne used to act in precisely
the same manner. They would desert
en masse. Those were the days of al
luvial deposits, of big nuggets looking
the diggers in the face, so to say. Large
portions of the colony of Victoria were
then a veritable Tom Tiddler's Ground,
where gold was to be had for the pick
ing up, for the scooping out, for the
shoveling together. The consequence
was that everybody, from all uarts of
the world, who had a little' money
and a great deal more energv and
pluck, started for the diggings. '"There
was a proportion of weak-kneed breth
ren, whose pluck vanished as quickly as
their money did, and it soon became a
case of the survival of the fittest There
was left a residuum of real "live men,"
as the Americans .say, and those livt
men and their sons have made Mel
bourne what she is magnificent and
marvelous. George Auqustus Sola, in
London Ttbfraph.
URUGUAY.
A Ceentry Which Promises to
Be a Pew-
' commercial nival
ortb
u..u.i srte..
ye are accustomed to regard Uru-
guy as an obscure and insignificant
country, worth not even a thought; but
. i . j u i
commercial stride she is making
S"6 r P"UBo
Umted Sutes m the !iear tatr'
Chili lias taken the flour market of the
. west coast of South America awav from
California, and Urozuav and the Ar-
- gcatine Republic are soon to meet our
Dftkots. 'lllnpis and Kansas wheat in
the marke's of Europe, while they
threaten an evou greater danger to
ottr'cattle interests. With 100.000.000
sheep in the Argentine Republic, and
l'.000.000 sheep in Uruguay; with 30,
0)0.000 cattle in on country and 7,000,
000 in the other, and only about 4,003,-
i 0W people to furnish domestic consumers
tatween them, it is easv to see what the'
supply of beef and wool and mutton
will soor be for exportation. There
a more cause tor alarm in the ranches
of Uruguay and Argentine than in the
manufactures of England and Germany.
We can compete with foreign indus
tries in the quality and price of mechan
ical products, but we can not compete
with ranchmen who can put beef cattle
into the market at $10 and $12 per
head.
One of the greatest advantages the
cattl.
if producer of Uruguay and Argen
wil ahvrvs hav.. over thoe of the
tino
United Stat--ranges
to t'.i
of beef in b.- .
oxpo-t mark
radius of one
'- tc nearness of their
' prespnt supply
' countries for tht
. nes from within a
huti ir d miles from an
ocean harbor, in u inch can ha found the
steamers of every maritime nation oc
earth xcept our own. Ocean vessels
can go a thousand uiilcs up the River
Plata, and five hundred mi es up the
Uruguay River inlo the heart of the cat
tle country, and altnon tie up to the
trees on the ranches,, while our cattle
havo to be carried 1,50 to 4,000 miles
on the cars. Th geographical and nav
ig ble conditions of these countries are
such that ours wo.dd on y equal them
if ocean s earners could visit Denver aud
Fort Dodge. Any man of bus'nessac
calculate the difference in the value o!
the product and the differences in prof
its. It is o'aimod that the cattle cum
Eanies of tho countries of which I havr
een speaking can sell marketable steere
at $10 and $12 a bead and declare thir
ty percent dividends. Montevideo Cor.
Ohtcaqo Inter-Ocean.
TORTURE AT SING
SING.
The Terrible InraatloQ Kxatblted
Crael Keeper.
Brio
At this moment the attention of
everybody was attracted by the keepor,
who was actually smiling. It was the
first time his features had relaxed dur
ing the day, and the crowd gathered
round him.
"I am going to show you a little in
vention of my own," he said, pleasant
ly, "which has been adopted all over
the country. I suppose yon know that
the criminals often get ugly The placo
that harborj more than fifteen hundred
of New York's worst scum must neces
sarily Siave a numbar of hard charac
ters to deal with. Men here get rebel
lious, ill-tempered and unmanageable
pretty often. In former years they used
the lash, the paddle, the douche, and
often calmed men by putting them in
the dark rooms. The fiercest spirits
are quelled by imprisonment in a
dungeon. The wildest case we ever had
turned to a lamb after tweuty-fiv days:
imprisonment, without agleamof light,
n a black cell. All that is settled now,
however, by ray littlo invention. We
don't havo to use the black cells or
any thins; else, and tho men are so
thoroughly scared by what I call my
weighing machine.' that they no longer
hght'nor rebel." He then showed it to
us. If a convict became desperate at
ill-treatment, over-work or a realiza
tion of the awful duration of a twonty
vcars' sentence, ho is dragged into the
keeper's room, and a pair of iron hand
cuffs are screwed tightly about his
wrists, then the chain which connects
the two handcuffs is drawn up until ho
is almost lifted off tiie floor. Here he
hangs against the wall until his spirit is
subducdT The wall was smeared with
the stains of blood from the wrists of
the pour wretches who had hung thera
"It's a daisy," said the keeper, radi
antlv; "the toughest man in the whole
jail has never been able to stand it
more than three-quarters of a minute.
It cures rheumatism, blindness and all
the other ilk that criminals aro heir
to."
'It must be torture."
"Well, rather. It stops the circula
tion of the blood, yon know."
And ho still smiled as he stood with
his hand on the pulley, while the
crowd wanderod away. It's a grert
thing to have a clear idea of the hunior
ou3. Sing Sing Cor. Cincinnati En
quirer. THE OLD GENTLEMAN.
UU
Remark Upon the Uec:iilenee)
ff
Street-Car rnllteit'vs.
"Thoe who travel on the s-eet car,
. s I am sometimes compelled to do."
rem aked the old Colonel, as he leanid
on bis gold-headed cane and bowed to
a Constitution teporter, "find outagod
i'eal more about female char cter thnn
they ever would in d awing-roo s. 1-.
th "ol days," he c ntinued, Icaring
h s th oat a littl , "politeness was ie
ciprocal. A gentleman who show hi
his desire to be polite t a lady was
certain to meet with some resp mre.
His attempt, however awkuard. uas
rewarded with some ac uowledg tnf
a smile or a bow, ad som tines
b th. But what you young gentlemen
are pleased to term yo :r new civ V ra
tion has brought about great changes.
"Ah, you may smile, but it is true.
The fine flavor of the old times is lost
I am an old man, and it costs me some
thing of an effort to rise in the street
car and offer my seat to a lady when
I know that she will not appreciate the
small sacrifice that I have made. 1
feel better satisfied, however, when I
remember that some of you will never
know what we have lost in the way
of the small courtesies and amenities
of life."
"Well." said one of the younger pas
sengers, "when I give a lady my seat
I never look around to see whether
she thanks me or not"
"Precisely so," replied the Colonel.
"You inherit your disposition, but the
spirit of it is" acquired from your sur
roundings. It is commercial, purely
commercial. It has grieved me to see
some of the ladies smile superciliously
when I take off my hat lo receive their
fare. I feel that I am terribly out of
date. But I can not learn your new
aud shoppy tricks of disposing of wom
en as if they were so many bundles.
Perhaps the anubbings I receive are
good for me; but I shall never cease to
grieve that our society has fallen a vie
tim to modern rapacity." Atlanta
Constitution.
A gentleman traveling in the wilds
of Fayette County, West Virginia, last
winter, had to pass the night in Ihe
lowly home of a "broonisager," who,
before his family retired, offered up the
following prayer "Now we lay we
'uns down to sleep. We' tins are not
jealous of onr betters, and ef the snow
fall f' feet deep to-night, in the mawn
in perhaps the stranger will trade
we uns his watch and chain even apfo'
th old yellow mule" -Chicago MmL
IO
A Frenchman has mad his suicide
remarkable by dropping from the tower
f NotraDan.
PITH AND POINT.
The pin seems to bo tho lode-star of
woman's existence. It's hair-pin, rolling-pin
or.piu-money that she s reach
ing out fof continually..
A prominent mathematician's wife
has prvsotjted him witn a pair of twins.
He has nov attained the full sum of hu
man happiucsa. with two to carry.
ChigoXm. Ji & . " C
An xbh!tnse'teUi"how men should
eat whocan not" exercise. We have
never kad any experienea with raaa of ,
this class, bat shoeMsuppoM thev ate '
with a knife and fork. The laws of '
polite sooiety can not be attend to.snit
any particular set. of mea.-f. 'T.
Graphic " ,2; I
Once there was a hired mao who
was constantly ustonhhjngniseoaplojw, j
a farmer, by doinz strange and jjaaex- i
pecieu ur.ngs. Uue dv the lamer
went into the barn, aud fo'md his man
had hung himself. Looking at the
dangling body afew minutes, he ex
claimed: "What ou earth will that fel
low do mmtf" &ui Fraiicino Ar
gonant. ""
The Burlington Free Vt says:
Mighty poor dos sometimes make ana
satisaga-moat" 'This shiw how far
the oduca'Jon of -the dumb brutes has
advanced witiiin the past few yean.
Wc have no doubt that in timd dogs can
be hired to perform many of the menial
duties for which we arc now obliged to
pay bih wages. The Jud-jc.
How the intense agonies of this ar
tistic a,o creep upon ti ore we know it?
Tho newest and sweetest idea is for the
young lady .who has just returned from
the seaside to paint a neat little yacht
race on the lining of a :hell she herself
picked up on tho sounding sands, and
send it to her l:est young man. This
si.-nilies, when translated into the ver
nacular, "I will 03 the Genesta to youi
Puritan." This is ve.-y encouraging to
the yoxmgm&nr- Hartford Post.
Last summer we o.Vn admired th
kind and gcutcel manner with whlcL
one of tho soei;tv young men of Crestod
Butte attendod th,j footsteps of axertain
fair damsel. Ilo.v anxious he was t'
belp her over every muddy or rougl"
place! But now we sue her jump th'J
d tch, splash through the mud, and
climb over p:le ot lumber, while b
has plenty to do to hunt a dry crossing
for himsolf. They aro married now.- -Denver-
Tribune
MONGOLIAN
7
SCHOLARS.
The Chine Faptla uf w ch!ctgi Sabb'-h
.School anil Thtlr Intallicener.
Thirty-nine Chinamen of pious In
clinations attended the Chinese Sunday
School at Dr. Goodwin's churob, cdrnec
of Ann street and Washington Boule
vard, yosterday afternoon. Many of
them had dis arded tho costume f
their native land and wore tho dr& if
this country, but by far the greater
number had on their abbreviated
Mother Hub bards and sandals, and
woro their hat) so as to display the fall
beauty and symmetry of their ci.es.
All were scrupulously neat in appear
ance, deferential in manner, and atten
tive to the exercises. These consisted
of prayer, the ringing of hymns, both
in English and Ch'nese, and the ex
pounding of the S.'ripturos.
Tho ladies of Dr. Goodwin's chlrch
havo exerted themselves toward the
conversion of the Chinese, and 'Since
tho Sabbath Scho.il was established,
upward of a year ago? many of the
heathen havo embraced Christiaaity.
Yesterday one Chinaman wai learning
the alphabet, while another, who had
mastered the intricacies of the lan
guage, was wrestling with doctrinal
principles, and wante.l to be enlight
ened" as t the meaning of the term
There is one teacher to each Chinese
scholar. If tho latter can sot road, he
is taught the alphabet and is then made
to spell word forming part of some
Scriptural text Tho whole text is thee
made plain to him, aud tho Scriptural
idoajtcontaincd ;n it fully explained.
The teachers say the Chinese are very
apt pupils. Generally one lossou is all
they require iu which to master the En
lish alphabet Information once ac
quired they do not forget The China
boy" who learns his letters one Sunday
attends school tho next Sunday pre
pared to engage in spelling. A few
months later his text-book is the Bible.
He is inquisitive and anxious to loam,
and his quick, subtle mind readily
comprehends an 'idea. The teachers
say the Chinese are model pupils.
Whon they sing the somnolent look
vanishes from their faces and thoir
smart countenances aro lighted up with
joy.
"The Chineso are a misunderstood
people," declared a lady prominently
identified with the work. "They are
always respectful and it is almost pa
thetic to see how anxious they are to
learu. Then they are generous almost
to a fault. When this work was first
commenced we took up a collection
once every Sunday, but the Chinese
gave so much that we were obliged to
limit the collections to once a month.
They could not be taught to give five
cents, but gave half-dollars and dollars.
Not long ago we planned to give them
an entertainment in the church. They
learned, of it and in five minutes went
among themselves and collected $60.
Chicago News.
WIDE AWAKE.
A!rtnM On nt tUe IailNpaasabt Ooo
olltlO'ia of Succe-M.
It is interesting to notice the different
degrees of success attained in business
or professional life, by men who appar
ently start with equal chances. Those
who fail of "success" in gaining money
may be as successful as the millionaires
iu making themselves useful and their
lives happy; yet an observer may learn
much lrom noticing the causes which
led to failure or to success. One char
acteristic of successful men is close and
wide-awake attention to the work in
hand, such, for instance, as marked a
New York driver on the line of stages
which have recently been withdrawn
from Broadway. He had a genius for
driviVg a stage, and was noted for keep
ing his stage full of passengers, and for
taking in more fares than any other
driver on the route. His success was
not accidental. His eyes were forever
on the lookdut, both on Broadway and
in the side streets, so that he never
failed to see a distant nod or a slight
gesture. A similar alertness for busi
ness is noticeable amoner the fruit-ped
dlers, the boot-blacks and the news-boys
qf New York. Three carts full of ban
anas and other fruit may be often seen
standing close together by the side
walk. The man in the middle cart will
work 'every moment standing up,
calling attention to his stock, and alert
to grapple with any one who comes up
with the slightest intention of buying)
But the other venders will be seated
and hslf-dozinr, or reading a news-
L paper, carelessly waiting for a customer
to asic lor iruit. eeiore noon tne ap
pearanco of the wagons shows the in
evitable result. By night, the middle
wagon is empty, while the other
venders wheel home a good part of
their stock to keep till the next day,
and complain of "bad luck" and "hard
times." Some of the boot-blacks fly
about through the crowds like shuttles,
eagerly examining every pair of boots,
and asking hers and there: "Have a
shine, sir?" Even the beggers keep a
closewatch on the streaam of coppers,
and sever stay lone in a spot when their
income begins to fall away. This alert
mamm whfoh tatnM '7mdvmntAsre of everv
peaing. is one of the iadurpensebfe
conditions of
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For Headache, Nervous Neuralgia, and
all acute diseases of the nervous sriteiu.
Price 50c per box, six boxes $2.50. "
DR. WARNS SPECIFIC No. 5.
For all diseases caused by the over-use
of tobacco or liquor. This remedy is par
ticularly efficacious in averting palsy and
delirium tremens. Price $1.00 per box,
six boxes $"i.00.
We Guarantee a Cure, or agree to re
fund double the linliey paid. Certificate
in each box. This guarantee applies to
each of our live Specifics. Sent by mail
to any address, secure from observation,
cu receipt of price, lie careful to mention
the number of Specific wanted. Our
pecilic are only recommended ror spe
cific diseanci. ISeware of remedies war
ranted to cure all these diseases with one
medicine. To oid counterfeits and al
ways secure tnc genuine, order only from
UOU'TY Sc C'lll.-,
DRUG GISTS,
10-1
Columhu-, Neb.
Health is Wealth!
Da E. C. West's Nihtb akd Bhaiw TnxAT
Krrr. a tjnamnteod specific for Hystena. Dizzi
ness. Con-ralsions, Fits. Nervous. JScoralgia.
Headache, nervous rroMrntion caoscu oj uio uaa
of alcohol ortobacco. Wakefulness. Jlental De
pression. Softening f tho Jirain rtsulticffin in
sanity and leading- to misery, decay and death.
Prematura OldAgfl. Barrenness, Loss of power.
in either sex. Involuntary Losses and Bpermat
orrhcea caused by oTor-exertion of tho brain, self
sboseor oTcr-indalgonco. Each box contains
one month's treatment. fLOO a boi.or six boxes
Cor5JXIsentbyzaail prepaidon receipt of pnea.
WE GITAJtAVrEE SIX BOXES
To ears any case. With each order receiTedbyne
for six boxes, accompanied with $5X0. wo will
send tho purchaser our written guarantee to re
fund tho money if the treatment doesBOtafCsct
euro. Guarantee issued only by
JOHN O. WEST & CO,
M2 W. MADISON ST., CHICAGO, ILLS.,
Bole Prop's West's liver Pills.
S500 REWARD!
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Terms free. llaLurrr Book Co. Port
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