"V & iijms rir.ja i - - - ' 3RS rf-XSSi lf ! il r. i - c w ii J rr'StjSSrAL. v WEDNESDAY, OCT. 28, 1885: - Ittotcl it tii ?ettsSrst, Ccltatw. Hrt.. at tnt el stiitr. -fi CONDENSED ROMANCE. "-. "Duck? Dovel" Tounr love. Die cast; CUngsfast. "Nuffsed;" Must wed. Parent kick, Lorera stick. "Can not be! I" "We shall seclM" Bright night; . .Seek flight. Church found: Gritt ground. Folks come: Struck dumb. Tso latel" , JFlxsd fate. M Wi First year. Skies clear. Yean two, .Bather blue. Years' three. 'Jamboree; ,6, Spats: sport; Divorce court. Groom, bride Untied. Hearts crack, Jill. Jack . Trot back. .!. Jonet, in Judo. '- 1 MY WINNY. rHowi I iWba Wife Amid .Ocean's Surges. the Stranger to Canada, I think you said? First visit to Ontario? Well, you're heartily welcome to Indian Creek. Take a chair on the piazza till dinner's ready we" dine early in these new-world parts. Fine farm? "Well, yes; "Indian Creek is a nice place, if I do own it. All. as far as you can see grass-land, corn fields, woods and creeks all belong to it Stock, too thev call it the "best- stocked farm in Ontario, I believe, and I dare say they're right. All mine; and yet I came to Canada twelve years ago. without even the traditional half-crown in my trousers' pocket You look sur prised. Would you like to hear the story? There's a good half -hour to dinner-time yet and it's a story I never tire of telling, somehow. I besran life as the son of a village carpenter, in-the South of England. Yoirl Know mat ciass pretty wen, i aare say, and what a gulf was fixed between me and the vicar of the parish. And yet ant yet from the time she was seven year&old and.I eleven, and sheAfeJl down in the dusty road outside the carpenter's shop, and cried, and I picked her up, and smoothed the little crumpled pinafore, and hissed the dust ' out of her golden curls. I loved but one girl in the world, and that was the vicar's daughter, Winny Branscome. , Madness, you'll say. Well, perhaps so, and yet a man is but a man, and a wsvoman a woman; and lovo comes, whatever one may do. There's no class distinction recognized by childhood, and wo were playmates and frionds till she went to boarding-school. If Miss Win ny had had a mother, no doubt things would have been very different; but we were alike in never having known a woman's care, and the old vicar was blind to everything but his theological treatises. But when she came back from her London boarding-school, a beautiful young lady, all smiles and laces and lit tle lovely ways then I knew. I had tried mj' best lo study and work, and .make myself more like the men she would meet; but what can a lad in an English village do? I just had enough education to make every other lad,jn the place hate mo; and beside the men of her world I suppose -I cut rather an astonishing figure. Yet the love of her was so boyond all else in me. that mad, hopeless as I felt it, I had no power over myself; and the first time I caught her alone in the woods sho avoided me. I saw. and I had to watch for a chance J told her the whole story, and waitcdier.her answer. She grew scar let a' rash of color that, dyed her fair, sweet-face then deathly white. Dick," she said, arid" she was trem bling from head to foot,- "yoa know it can never, never be; you know, you are wrong even to dream of such va thing. Soino girls would think it au insult I knowjou better; but if my father heard of this, he would say you 'Had 'abused his kindness to you: he would never for give J'pu.., Forget 3'our madness." And . she ran from me. I let her go. I had seen the blush and the tremor, and I gucssod that if I had been Mr. Ioftus. the young Squire, instead of Dick Ilawtry, the carpenter's son. her answer nught have been dif- ' ferentl A great resolve sprang'tip in my soul, and I took a solemn vow in those June woods. That very night I sold the old shop (my father was dead, and I lfad taken to the business), and with the money I bought an outfit, and started straight for Canada. It was Iiretty tough work at titst but I worked ike agalley-slave starved, ana1 pinched .jaad saved, and never spent a penny on Bryself except for the books I sat up half the iiglit to read and study. Well, in this country the man who works and doesn't" drink is sure to get on; and I had a mighty purpose in my head. By and by I bought some land dirt-cheap, and sold it for three times what I gave for it then I began to make money fast 1 should call my luck wonderful if I believed in luck, and didn't prefer to think I was helped bv a Power far abler than my own. At last ten years to the very day after I set foot on Cana dian soil. I bought Indian Creek Farm, and began to build this house. All the neighbors thought my good fortune had turned niy brain, for 1 fitted it up and furnished it for a lady, down to a little rocking-chair by my study-table, and a work-basket with a tiny'gold thimble in it And when all that was finished, I took the first ship for Liverpool. Ten years builds a city over here. It doesn't make much change in a Devon shire village. The very gates were still half off their hinges, asTl left them, only the people wunj a little older and a trifle more stupid, and there was a new vicar. Old -Mr. Branscome had been dead six months; died very poor, they told me; there wa nothing left for Miss Winny. My Heart gave onu great leap when I heard that And Miss Winny? O, she had gone, governessing withsome peo ple who were just off to Canada, and the ship sailed to-morrow from Liver pool. k . The Liverpool express never seemed to crawl so slowly before. I got there to find every berth taken on board the Antarct'c, and the captain raging at the non-appearance of two of the crew. Without a second's pause I offered for one of the vacant places. I was as stroag'as a horse, and active enough, and though the Captain eyed me rather askance I had been to" a West End tailor on my way through London he was too glad to gee me to ask any ques tions. So I sailed on the ship with my - girl, little as she knew it I saw her tkefirst day or two, looking so pale and .thta that shVwas like the ghost of her old self, and yet -sweeter to my eyes than ever before. The children she had charge of were troublesome little crea tures, who worried and badgered her till I longed to cuff them well. But there was a gentleness and a patience aboutfceronitenewfomyideaof Miss WnT, and' I'only loved her the more jf jt After-the second day out the freshened, saa jw b i .t -i late in November an early winter, and the cold was intense. It blew ono con tinuous gale, and some of our machin ery was broken thecrew damaged and we could not keep ear course.', Ak we drew near the dlfcecssiaoC the! At- !!Vwe, got InW'ffXfijt.pl NewsoudaYadJbat where no one was uiteTaro. , it seemed to me itt bad au, t swiameo before or I bad rcaditor dreamed itAt all events, it was hardly a surprise to mo when, on the tenth which no one who has not felt it can ' imacine in the least and we knew t-iat the .Antarctic had struck. It's a fearful thing, if you? como to think of it, a great steamer filled with living souls in the full flow of life and health, and in one moment the call coming to each of them to die. Before you 'could-have struck a i match the 1 whole ship was in a panic cries, terror, confusion, agony -O, it was a??ful! I trust never to see such a scene again. I made my vay through itall as if I had neither eyes nor ears, and got to the stateroom I had long ago found out was the one which belonged to my girl. I knocked at the door with a heavy hand; even at that awful moment a thrill ran through me at the thought of standing face to face with her again. "Winny!" I cried, "come out! make haste! there is not a moment to lose!" The door opened as I spoke, and she stood just within, ready dressed, even to'her little black hat. The cabin light had been left burning, by the doctor's orders, and it fell full on me as I stood there in my sailor's jersey anil cap. I wondered if sho,would know me. 1 forgot the danger we were in forgot that death was waiting close at hand forgot that the world held any ono but just her and me. Dick!" she cried "O, Dick, Dick!" and she fell forward in a dead faint on my shoulder. All my senses came back then; and I threw het over my arm and ran' for the deck. A great fur-lineil cloak had been I dropped bj' the door of the ladies' cabin. Anere was au iigiii. miii i suiuiuieu over it as I ran. I snatched it up aud carried it with me. Up above, all was in the wildest chaos; the boats over-filled, and push ing off; the ship settling rapidly; people shouting, crying, swearing. Qne hears tales of calranis and courage often enough at such times, which majysne's heart glow as one reajis them; bflt there Btfs not much heretsm slioijV in the feck of the Antarctic. TjsVCaptain ehavecsplcndid)j and sqfsffl some of the ptfssengcjftiut thMSnaioritV' of them and the crew were mad with ter ror, and lost their heads altogether. I saw there was not a chance for the over-crowded boats in that sea. and f sprang for the rigging. I was not a second too soon; a scoro.of- others- fol lowed my oxample. and with my precious burden I should not have had a chance two aiinutes later. As it was. I scrambled to the topmast, and got a firm hold there. Winny was just coming to herself. I had wrapped her round like a baby in the fur cloak, and with my teeth I opened my knife to cut a rope 'which huujjr loose within reach. With this I lashed her to me, and fastened us both to the topmast Tho ship sank gradually; she did not keel over, or I should pot be telling you the story now; she settled down, just her deck above water, but the great seas washed over it every second aud swept it clean. The boats had gone! One or two of tho crow, floating' on loose spars, were picked up afterward no moro. The rigging was pretty full, at least in the upper part; down below, tho sea was too strong. The Captain was near me. I felt glad to think he had been saved ho was not a coward like some of the others. Witir Inner wnc tli InnrrAah nlorhf-. trnn ever 'knew? 'Multiply that by a thou-J ssuiu, uuu )uii wiu iiuvt; Miuio lues ui that night's length. The cold was aw ful. The-spray froze on the sheets as it fell, the yards were slippery with ice. I stamped on Winny's feet to keep them from freezing. Did you notice that I limp a little? I shall walk lame as long as 1 live. Sometimes there was a splash in the black water below, as some poor fellow's stiffened hold relaxed, and ho fell from his piace in the rigging. There was' not a breath of wind, nothing but the bitter, bitter fog. How long could we bold out? Where .were we? How long would the ship bc"before she broke up? Would it be by drowning or by freezing? We asked ourselves these questions again aud again, but there was no answer. Death stared us in the face; we seemed to live ages of agony in every minute and yet, will you be lieve me, that all soetued little in com parison to the thought that after all the struggles and the sorrows, after all those ten long weary 3"ears, I held my girl in my arms at last! She had pulled one corner of the cloak around my neck (I stood on a level just belowher.) and her hand lay there with it it was. the hand that warmed me more than the cloak and her cheek rested against my own. Often I thought its coldness was the coldness of death, and almost exulted in the thought that we should die together. And then I would catch the murmur of tho prayers she was uttering for us both, and know that life was there still, and hope lived, too. Well, well! Why should I dwell on such horrors, except to thank the Mercy that brought us through them all? Day dawned at last; and there was the shore near by, and soon, rockets were fired, and ropes secured, and one by one the half-dead living were drawn from their awful suspension between sky and sea, and landed safe on shore. They had to take Winny and me to gether, just as we were, and even then they had hard work to undo the clasp of my stiffened arms about her. I knew nothing then, nor for long after; and it is wonderful that Winny was the first, to recover, and that it was she who nursed me back to life and reason. And how did I ask her to marry me? Upon my word, now youask. I" can't remember that I ever did. That seemed utterly unneccessary, somehow. Caste distinctions look small enough when you hare been staring death in the face for a lew hours; and words were not much needed after we had been together in tho rigging that night . Somehow I was glad it-was so; glad my girl had taken me in my eap and jersey, for a common sailor, and yet loved "the old Dick through it all; glad she never dreamed I was owner of Indian Creek farm, and the richest man in that end of Ontario, and had wealth and a posi tion higher than Mr. Loftus, the young Squire at home. The people she was with had all gone down on that awful night; she had no one in the world but me. We were married at Montreal the Captain of the Antartic gave her away and then I brought her home to Indian Creek. To see ner face when she saw the rocking-chair, and the work basket and the thimble! Heaven bless her! There she comes, with her baby on her shoulder. Come into dinner, friend, and you shall see the , sweetest wife in the new country or the old; the girl I won amid ther ocean's surges. Bright Days. " It is said that when old Green HOI Protestant 'Episcopal Church, oa the Wicomico River, was bu'dr, in 1733. the people drove their cows to the building; milked them, and with the milk mixed the red ochre with which the pews were painted. The color still remains. The effort to restore the old church has taken a practical shaoe and will be suc cessful ifits friends Bromptly respond to the anneals made in its behalf. MtH- Umtre 8$m. ' GREAT GUNS. The Immense Strides Made la Kara! OreV aace,81aceth IWarACompwfaoa Be Jweea. ;trt'.Jsifcisd-, !SmoMw Bore" Armamcit aad the Gnus for the New steel crahwr. i . If the brave'fellows who "manned the the late war had,beeu told jhenhat the guns mey were usiuS womum mo uwi future be looked upon almost as so many popguns, the prediction would have been ridiculed as 'are the notions jet in the short space ot twenty years almost a revolution in naval armament has taken place. Inventions in this field have'ifeen numerous, though most of the noise over such matters has been made by foreigners. Krupp. the Ger man, has come to be known throughout Christendom for the powerful weapons he has been turning out Irom bis worts. Yet, in this country, notwithstanding the fact that there has been continued peace .and no need'ofisuoh things," im mense strides In the construction of naval ordnance have been made. During and since the war the arma ment of our naval vessels consisted of two classes "smooth-bores" and "ri fles" both of which wercVloaded atthe muzzle. The "smooth-bores" fired projectiles of spherical form, while the rifle " projectiles were of cylindrical shape, one end being pointed. All of these cannons were made of cast iron, the rifles having bands of wrought iron shrunk over the cast iron bodies to strengthen them. The smooth-bores" ranged in caliber, or diameter of bore,, from about six inches to fifteen inches, their projectjles varying from thirty-two pouuds to 450 pouuds in weight, and their powder charges from six pounds to'ono hundred pounds. The fifteen inch smooth-bore with its battering charge of one hundred pounds of pow der and solid shot weighing 450 pounds has a penetration of fifteen inches of iron at short "range. The "smooth bore" guns of smaller caliber than fifteen inches were not considered as "ariuor-piercing" guns, their projectiles being spherical shells filled with pow der anil fitted with fuses to burn a cer tain number of seconds, according to the range desired, when the shells would explode and fragments be scattered over au extended area. The ritlo guns used during the war varied in cvdiber from the three and one-half Aches to sis and one-half inches, their projectiles from twenty pounds in weight to one hundred pounds, and their powder charges from two to ten pounds. Efforts were made for many years to traduce breech-loading rifle guns of arge caliber, but the mechanical diffi culties of manufacture and failure to find a material strong enough to with stand the destructive pressures of large charges of powder were not overcome until within the past ten years. The guns being built for the new cruisers represent the most advanced types of their respective calibers. They are made of forged steel and are of the built up pattern, or composed of a num ber of pieces. There is first a tube which forms the bore and powder chamber; over the rear end of the tube and extending nearly one-half the length of it is shrunk a jacket. and over both jacket and tube arc shrunk strengthen ing hoops of a high grade of steel. The breech is closed by a plug on which a heavy screw thread is cut; one half of this thread is removed, a corresponding thread is cut ou the inside of the rear 4ati of the jacket one half of which is also removed. The circumference of these threads is divided into six parts and each alternate part is re'moved, thus permitting tho threaded part of tho breech plug to pass longitudinally along the renewel portion of the threaded part of the hole in the- jacket, so by turning the plug oncsixth ofa turn the threaded portions engage each other and tho plug ishus prevented from being forced to the rear, when the gun is fired. The calibers for the guns of the new cruisers are of five, six and eight inches, their projectiles weighing seventy, one hundred and two hundred and lifty pounds respectively, and their powder charges being one-half the weight of the projectile in each case. As these'guus are made very long, thirty calibers, a much larger charge of powder can be burned and a correspondingly greater velocity given to the projectile. Bythis means the guns become much "more powerful. One of the new gun's of eight inches caliber will penetrate at least sixteen inches of wrought iron, or more than can be pierced by the old fifteeu inch gun. The material, forged steel, for the five and six-inch guns is produced in -the United States, but that for the larger guns is imported, though it is expected that material for the eight-inch gun will soon be made here. In addition to the foregoing the Na val Ordnance Bureau has now in course of construction steel guns of ten and ten and a half inches caliber, and has the plans ready for guns up to sixteen inches caliber, which will be built when Con gress provides the money. The ten-inch guns are to throw a projectile of five hundred pounds with a powder charge of two hundred and fifty pounds, and will pierce more than twenty inches of wrought iron, while the sixteen-inch gun will have a projectile weighing two thousand pounds and a powder charge of oue thousand pounds, and will send its shot through thirty-two inches, of iron. The officers' who have charge of the construction of the guns for the new war vessels are among the most skillful in the whole line of the navy. Tbay have been selected because of therproficieney they have attained in this branch of their profession. The ordnance corps of tho army has also made great strides in the way of improved guns, but their progress has not kept pace with that made in the navy. Washington Cor. Cleveland Leader. Why He Didn't Go to Dakota. "So you've given up the idea of going to Dakota to settle down?" said a Gotham bachelor to a Brooklyn Bene dick. "Ye3, forever,!' he replied with a sigh. - "What's the reason?" "Sh!" he hissed, as he glanced nervously at his wife, but seeing that she was occupied ho whispered: "I am told tnat out there the atmos phere is so dry and clear that talking can be heard for more than a mile." A7. Y. Journal. The following' formed the bill of fare for a luncheon recently eaten by a section hand on a Florida railroad: One can of pears, two pounds: one can of peaetics. two pounds; half pound of cheese: half pound of sausage; one,can of beef, one pound; one can salmou, one pound; one can mackerel, one pound; one pound soda crackers, one pound of sweet crackers, three ginger cakes lour by eight one inch thick, and half a gallon of cider. A young man of Sylvania, Ga., ate fifty-four apples a few days since on a wager of a nickel. A citizen of Lakeland, Fla., after eating a hearty supper, ate-some grape fruit weighing four pounds and a watermelon weighing fortythree pounds, and then tried to make up a stock company te buy another melon, not being yet satis fied. Chicago Herald. - - m Alaska pays a greater revenue te the General Government in proportion to the population, than any Territory 9w or heretofore in existence in the United States. Caoi) Herald. DOWN BELOW. Measurements or Temperature at Various Points Beneath the Barth's Sarfaee It is supposed tiiat it.ia.very hot in the middle of the earth; and the Germans. like a philosophical people, are now going to some expense in order to find out how hot it is. Not that we arc without some of those clever guesses called scientific inductions. The French have their own views on the subject so have the Austrians, so have we. But in these cases the information obtained, such as it is, has been arrived at in the pursuit of something else. It is more noble to go to tho cost of obtaining knowledge for its own account; and it strikes us as almost unfair to the Ger mans that the heat indicated by their boring should be less than that cal culated on any other data. It is generally held that at a depth of fifty feet an underground zone is reached in which the temperature is the same all over the world and at all seasons of the year. And this temperature is said to be 50 (or, to be more accurate. 50.5) degrees of the thermometer of Fahrenheit. 180 of which degrees meas ure the difference between the temper ature of boiling and of freezing water under ordinary conditions. A well sunk to the depth of 1,802 feet at Grenclle. a suburb of Paris, took seven years and two months of difficult labor to complete; and. when the water bearing stiatust wy readied, the water rusheil up with such force as to rise 120 feet above the surface. This water was observed to have a uniform tempera ture of 81.8 degrees Fahrenheit, show ing an increase of temperature at the rate of one degree of Fahrenheit . for every fifty feet below the neutral zone above mentioned. At Kissengen, in Bavaria, a brine well has been bofed to a depth of 2,000 feet But the water has only a temperature of sixty-six de grees. Iu Algeria the temperature of soventy-nine degrees Fahrenheit U shown by water springing from borings of not more than 280 feet But this was said to be a miracle. Tho artesian wells in Chicago are 70J feet deep, and have a temperature of only fifty-seven degrees Fahrenheit. Measurements of temperature not ab solutely dependent on tho flow of water are more consistent in theirrcsults than the above. In the Cornish mines the temperature increases one degree for every sixty feet. In the Dukenfield lead-mine the increase is one for e'very sixty-three feet. At Rosebrldge, near Wigan, a temperature of 92 degrees Fahrenheit is found at a depth of 2,376 feet At La Mouille bores, near Creu zot, at a depth of 3.017 feet, the temper ature recorded is 110.2 degrees Fahren heit The new German boring is made near Schladebach; the depth is reached 4,566 feet, and the temperature note is 120 degrees Fahrenheit. The respect ive increase of temperature in the last three cases is a degree in 56, in 53.5 and in 65 feet; so that cither the earth is much cooler near Schladebach than in England and in France, or for some other reason the result of the German boring indicates a slower rate of in crease of temperature than either of the above cases cited. At the Cornish rate of increase, wh:ch is pretty nearly a mean of the various estimates, the "temperature at which wa ter boils will be prevalent .at a depth of fifty-four miles, which is less than ono seventieth part of the distance to the center of the earth, the temperature of the combustion of ordinary coal must prevail if the law of the increase of tem perature with depth remains constant To go anv further, to indicate in de- gross of the thermometer tho theoretic heat at the center or anv other point, is nothing but scientific trilling. Nor is any great practical good likely to result from experiments to show whether, in any given spot, temperature increases with every fifty-three feet or with every sixty-live feet that wo burrow in imag ination below the soil. There is, however, a certain object in attempting to discover the approxi mate law of increase of temperature with depth. In 187La report was p-e-sented to Parliament from tho "com missioners appointed to inquire into the several matters relating to coal in the United Kingdom." The commission ers took the eminently practical view that "looking to possible expedients which the future may elicit for reducing the temperature, they considered that it might be fairly assumed that a depth of at least 4.000 feet might be reached." At this depth the temperature probably exceeds 122 degrees Fahrenheit. As to its "re duction." it is to be remembered that the heat, whatever it be. is not that of the air alone, but that of the earth on and within which the miner has to stand or to lie; aud that, as to "re ducing" it, it is fed from reservoirs of the capacity of the globe. At the temperature of the blood, which is 98 degrees Fahrenheit, con tinuous exertion is impossible to the European. This temperature is reached apparently at a depth of about 2,690 feet; which is 314 feet lower than the deepest colliery in England. But long before the impossible is attained the costly and the difficult commence. A temperature of SO degrees Fahrenheit is probable at a depth of 1,800 feet Far within this limit, in the Monkwearmouth mines, at a depth of 1.640 feet, shorter hours arc required for the miner, and the cost increases in proportion. These considerations reduce the rationally probable contents of our coal-measures (those known to exist in the United Kingdom) from the 90.000,000.000 of tons estimated by the commissioners to 39,000.000.000 of tons extractable with our present means; and we are bringing it to the surface at the annually in creasing rate ot lbU.UO'J.UOO of tons per year. The supply will last our time, no doubt; but centuries are but small periods in the life of a people. And' it is easy to see that, on such informa ticn as we have, it is not for centuries in the plural that our coal-supply will hold out. if we continue its ovor-increasing extraction. 5. James1 Gazette. , ' . A Valuable Antidote. Already an antidote has been dis covered to the sting of scorpions, which although rarely fatal, are extremely painful, and the poison is closely allied to that of the venomous snakes. Mr. A. M. Markham, of the Indian Civil Service, has written to one of the Indian papers calling attention to the fact that the root of Achyranthes aspera, known popularly as chirchirra, affords almost instantaneous relief from the pain caused by the sting of a scorpion. The flant is very common everywhere in ndia, and is one of those whose cling ing burrs are such a nuisance on one's legs when out shooting. The root, macerated in water, is applied to the part stung, and a small quantity is drank in water. If this be done quickly, there is absolutely no pain half an hour or so after the sting, instead of the twelve or twenty-four hours of intense suffering which follow an untreated sting. Three cases occurred recently in Mr. Markham's camp, in which the sufferers, thanks to chirchirra, and the Eresence of a khitmutgar who knew ow to apply it were going about their work within an hour in each case, feel ing nothing more than numbness in the part stung. Whether this remedy would .be equally efficacious against snake bites is doubtful; but after such striking proof of its efficacy against the venom of scorpions, the matter is assuredly worth investigation. It may be that the JLchyrtnthu asperm is the antidote used by snake charmers. London Standard. LADTES' "PETS. Ths Costly Jewels Wont hy Oo(S Which Ooa't Appreciate the Honor. She sailed like a saucy yacht before a half gale into a well-known uptowa jewelry store. She carried under hfc arm a bunch of hair, which, being placed upon the glass counter in front of a shrinking, timid youth, showed 1 signs of life, and let out a spiteful yelp J that could only come from the throat of a disgusted dog. After adjusting the wrinkles in her face so that a fair-sized I scowl appeared, she turned right about j and looked the light-haired clerk square r u kiil- i.m .,: ..! ,u " tri7 ; "" u "1" T rr ...". : ' - ot - I "Did not I tell you, sir, to be extremely , careful about the size of the ring that , you measured for my little Zip? Look. ' at that, you .double-dyed villain," as she pointed to a small inflamed spot upou the dog's left leg. -That's all i your work, and woe unto you. sir, if my poor little treasure is kept awake any more at night by your horrible stu pidity. You are sure" the ring was all right and that my darling has probably got the mange? Well. sir. that settles i your case. 1 was not going to make, J any further complaint Now I'm ott ! for headquarters," and she doubled up her skirts, seized her "darling" and , started double-quick for the main office. In a few moments she camo out of the 1 office with the manager, aud he walked J with her to her carriage. The'wrinklcs I MMHI'l -MIIIL aill'll HITS nLUi:iVIA DkC.. were pushed as.ue. an ancient smue faintly glim 're.l througn her urug .:.': ..:i.t the oil of con ii.vj.i poured upou her store corns tentment h . outraged fef! What w.s tin! trouble with vour customer?" the manager was asked, as he walked into the store. "Was she one of the crauk species?" "Well." said the manager, "if you call a parson a crank who thinks more of a dog than a child, then she is one. and the class of which she is a fair specimen is by no means small. The whole trouble arose from a mistake made in measuring her dog's leg for a bracelet. After the ani mal had worn it a few times it became tight, and in removing it the skin was slightly abraded. Why do I say that she thought mora of her dog than her child? Well, my judgment is based upon a commercial transaction. She came in here about two weeks ago with one of the prettiest children I ever saw and bought a ring for the little one. It cost 32.75. while she paid $28 for a bracelet for that yelping cur." "Is there much of a trade in animal ornaments?" "Well, yes, though at present there is tiot much doing, because the cople who buy these thiugs are out of the city. Just before the opening of the summer resorts our traile had a wonder ful boom, and it would have surprised one who had not been initiated to see the valuable ornaments that were ordered for pets. The trade, however, has not been as good tlrs year as it was last probably because the line of jewelry worn by each animal was full. This business began six or seven years ago and jumped into full swing when, at one of the animal dog shows, a pug was exhibited with a beautiful pair of bracelet- upon its fore legs. The ladies were overcome bv th guawings-l of envy, and hastened to adorn their pugs in the same way. Somo even went so far as to have the ears of their dogs p:erced. and dainty little ear drops suspended therefrom. A philan thropic spirit started the story that this practice interfered with the dog's hearing and was a mild method of torture, and it has now fallen into disuse. "However much the owners may admire the appearance of, their be spangled pets. 1 have yet to find the dog that feels elated when jewelry is put on him. Dogs usually try to tear these things off with their paws or gnaw them off. These ornaments are not contiiie-.l t bracelets, but include col lars plain, jewelled, or with artistic ally engraved monograms expensive blankets and embroidered wraps. They are ordered for dogs of every size and species, but more frequently for dogs that might be termed pets. "?he prices Eaid are var'ous. but are always high. ccauo nearly every order provides for a special design, and the patterns and settings, if jewels are used, have to be specially prepared. I know of one lady who owned a fine pug and terrier. She had a fancy that they would look well in double harness, and ordered a set to be made after a pattern that she had drawn on paper. It was an elabor ate affair, studded with gems, and a model of beauty when complete. She counted out $250 for it without a mur mur!" -V. . Tribune. THE HORNET. Description of ao liitarejUug Insect A ;r.-ature Wlioo Advent I Marksd by Stern Uvality. n The hornet is an abridged edition of blootly murder strained through a rag. He bears the same relation to John L. Sullivau that condensed milk does to a cow. In constructing the mule-end of the hornet .love sharpened a streak, of lightning on the cheek of a Chicago drummer and dipped" it in the gall of a campaign lie. It wdl not do to confound the hornet with the bee. The hornet is clad in the mantle of a more mysterious individu ality, and on his brow resti'a d:adem of baleful gloom. He has a oneasss of character that is unknown to the bee. The bee is not without a touch ot sweetness ami light, but the sweetness of the hornet seems, to have been spoiled in the making. The coming and tho going of the bee are-mellowed by poetic associations. She is proverbial for industry. The victim of the bee can salve his hurt by quoting Watts. It is not thus with fhe hornet. His .coming is a stern reality, and his going "is lost in the murky atmosphere of pro fanity, if not more so. The hornet is the cowboy of the in sect world: The offensive partisan of entomologi cal wingedness; The winged essence of volcanic energy; The breach-loading paper wad ol viewless fire. On dainty wings of lightning he reels off an infinitesimal coil of gigantic pain, aud in his pistol-pocket he carries a red hot stove. A political discussion is the supreme aggregntTon of explosive enthusiasm; The ten-strike of an angry mule is a supermundane earthquake: The yowl of a tom-cat is tangled contusion of wall-eyed souud; But the caress of a hornet is brim stone fire with a stick in it. Chicago T.edqcr. m m Wh'ch is the diamond wedding? The twenty-fifth is the silver anniver sary aud the fiftieth the golden, as all agree. Bat, while in America we add twenty-five years to the fifty to find the time of the diamond annivers&ry. they aot in England as though it comes with the completion of the seventieth year of married life. Richard Wortley and Elizabeth, his wife, wedded at the very time the guns were booming at Water- . loo, recently celebrated their seventieth marriage anniversary at Sheepabead. England, and the papers -there allude to it as a diamond wedding. Philadel phia tress. A Nevada court held that a who had five dollars in his pocket and his board paid for a week ahead is a capitalist" within the meeaiai e.the w. PITH AND POINT. The mantle of charit.- i- often cat from a verv small piee f l it In Some men are like -.va o-is which rattle tite most when th.'i is the least iu ihe:U. A, i' Milt!. It is claimed that a worn in can clothn hirs.df n -ally and ua;ufi!-tahly, from head to foot" fo- thr-e dollars aud iwcnty-iive coats. No ono up to the prusau t moment, howuer. has been rash enough to cl.iiui that she will. Sotntrci'ie -'o-trnnl. A man called on tho ( -hitr of Police of Allcgbou.- a few day :;g and said he had been robood of 4 OJh) .tK)0. i The man n suppose I to have leeu a curve pitcher for a p.ifei..nal base- pro.'u-i-ii-. . . a ball c:ub. and hadmt bieu paid half of his season's salar . Smlown j lieraiii. " ' c j Thirteen is an unlurkv number. It j is for this rca oa that .hou a shop- keeper halves a twiit-tivi cent piece ' h iuvariablv gies vou w.lve cents The shopkuepor- i- im ei is-i and as somebod. must run th iik of bud luck he freely takes it himself. thi cago Wbune. I.i o insurance agent Come, let me make you out a policy." Mr. Du setiburv "Not to-dat. sir." "Why not? The premium on r-J-W) would not be in cli. It would b.; a nice sum to leave vour wi e." ! said 'not to dav. s:r.' Now I say. never, sir! A hand .oaie young widow with JO.OOJ is the most daneroiu legacy a man could leave behind him." l&ila Itlphia fall. Nurse to fashionable mother The baby is very restless, ma'am I can't do anything with her. K. M. he'x teething. I :upose. N. Yes'm I tliiig if you was to tnke her in your arms little w: He it might soothe" her. V. ;I. -1? Imvosoihlc' I haveu't the lime to spare. I am ju t making ready to attend a mectiti of the Socictv for th't rrevt-mi-m of Cruelty to Children, (iivo " baby some paregorie. ISotton i 'ourier. At a hotel a short tim sin'.'e a girl inqu red of a gontlema-i at the table if hU cup wa du". Xo." sa d he; "but mi- c )tlee b" The poor girl was con siderably coafusjd. but delormiuol to pay him in Ids own coin. While at dinner tho stage diove up and several com ng in. the gentleman asked -"Docs- the stage liuj bora?" "No, sir!" exclaimed the girl in a sarcastic tone. but the pasengors do!" .V. I'. Inde pendent. Thev were seated at Conev Island. overlooking the ocean. "T'le si ht of t'-e I'oundlcss blue ea." sa d she "bearing apo it mighty bosom the stately white-w.ncd siiips. freighted wit i hope-s and fc.irs and and nier c audisc. and. nlas. amb tion- that will '-ver 5 o realized always litis me with woudcra-id del ght andm whole beng - becomes m surc'-arged wit t cm t:on :is to leave uo roim for aught else " "Your order, please," in terrupted the waiter. '(). yes. a dozen hard-shell clams, please, and a hot sausage." N. Y. 'Nme$. WRETCHED SYCOPHANCY. A Critic .Vlii Opinion Urpand! oa Clr- C!tilltaIC-4. ttilhooly is one of those fellows who makes it a point to taffy everybody with whom he comes in contact, even if ho has to do it at the expense of somebody else, Gus De Smith, who has a re markable talent for mnic. receutlv composed the saddest kind of a dirge and called it "The Beggar's Dream." The pioce was played iu public for the first time by Mi - Birdie Mc' Munis, the sister of Hostetter Mc'Iinuis. at a musi cale, or some such shindig, at the man sion of Colonel Percy Yerger, After Miss McGinnis bad finished playing, she asked Gilhooly how he- liked it "Your playing was superb. Your touch is wonderful, but tell me. Miss Birdie, why do you play such a wretched thing as Gus de Smith's 'Beggar's Dream.' which really should be called tho 'Beggar's Nightmare.' You can't do yourself justice when you play such a wretched piece as that If it had not been for your exquisite playing the piece would have been hissed." Of course, Miss Birdie felt very much flattered, and was subsopicntly heard to speak of the intelligence and good looks of Gilhooly. Later in the evening. Gus De Smith, the brilliant composer, asked Gilhooly to step outside. At first. Gilhooly sup posed that Gus had heard about bis adverse criticism of the niu-ucal pro duction, and he wished he had aot spoken so di- aragingly ot Gus. When they got outside Gus said in an earnest voiee: "Gilhooly, let's go to Jules Borne fold's and Hatter our digesters." Tho went into Jules Bornefeld's sa loon. After the ceremony was over, Gus said: "Now, Gilhooly. 1 know you are a judge of fine music. I want your can did opinion about that little" gem of mini, the IJcggar's Dream ' " " Gus," reiTied Gilhooly. seizing his fiiend by the baud, "You -are the com ing Texas Mo.art but whv don't you get a musician to play it instead of that dreadful piano-po.in I it, Birdie McGinnis. She has no touch at all. If it hadn't been for the merits of the Eiece itself, the p.ople would have issed her of the stage " Thn Gus De .Smith once more pressed the hand of the candid critic, and told Jules Bornefeld to "set 'em up again." 7'exa Sifting. "EDUCATED" VICE. Ins Hifhett Vnc:ln or Kelrace Tb Ktemriifs of True Kinrat.n- What shall be said of the educa tion"' of the nienjof wealth and leisure, who find their highest pleasure in the most criminal and nil bless forms of ice? These men have passed through public schools, perchance through uni versities; some are .-aid to be doctors of 'medicine; others to )e omiu-nt at the bar or on the bench: and soiui even to wear the livery of the Church. In what shape cau life l.sve been pre sented to such men? What sense can they ever have gained, of the organic unity of society? What respect can they ever have been taught for the tem ple of their bodies, or for the cardinal institutes of nature an 1 of society? What regard for others can 'ever have been inculcate 1 upon them when they think that money can atone for the ut ter degrattation of a fellow-creature? Surely it is time to cry aloud and spare no,t when men can pass for "edu cated" to whom the very elements of a true science of life are un known, and who. with all their lit erary, professional and social acquire ments, are willing to descend in their daily practice to the lowest depths of infamy. Think .of the two things "education" aud brutal, merciless vice going hand in hand! Alas! it is no: education; it is that wretched, sophis tical veneering of accomplishments which usurps the name of education. It may embrace in the case of medi cal men must embrace a certain amount of scientific instruction; bat what it lacks is the true scientificgrasp of life as a whole. We are no fanatical believers in the' saving efficacy of a lit tle s-nattering. nor even of much spe-i-ial knowledge, of physics and chemis try. : ut we are firm ' believers in the moial ing effects ofa true philosophy of life, supported and illustrated by constant rcierence to veritable facts. All sciences are but parts' ef one great science, and the highest function of universal science u to teach how It Ufa. PtfOHar Bcicwca JMeaaajy. Ayor's . CherryPectoral Shuuld bj kept cou&iantly r.t liar.tl, for U;o it) caiergca"iej of the hauvhuM. Zlcwj a mother, sturtkd iu the nukl h. tLu otuiuuuj sounds of Croup. tltuU tho little sufferer, with red ami swollen fai-i-. gaining for air. Iu such csies A;.cr".i Cherry IVcloral is invaluable Mrs. Kinn.a Ucdacy, 159 West 128 st, Xcw York, writes: "While in the country, hst winter, my little boy, three yenr; old. wv.-, takeu ill with Croup; it seemed r.s it' I: would die from strangulation. .ii-.'. Cherry Pectoral was tiled iu m:i:iI! r.iA frequent doses, and, in le than i:iif :m hour, the Utile patient wa uivs.hir.'r easily. Tho doctor said that :! Trrlnrri saved my dirlfns's life." JIiy. C I::. . l. Laud-Jii. Guilford. Conn., wriU : "A; ei .-. Chc-rr Pectoral . Saved My Life. aud ufco the life of my little .ou. .. ho- is troubled with Croup. I dar no. I.. without this remedy iu the hou-e." 3ir?-. J. Gregg, Lowell, 3I:iw., writo: -My children have, repeatedly taken Ami-V Cherry Pectoral for Coughs uuii Cn.t.u. It gives immediate relief, futlowt il ,b cure." Mrs. Jlary E. vau. Su-anlon. Pa., writes: "I have two little bo.. loin of whom have been, from i:nr.i:i'y. M-.li.oet to violent attacks of Croup. Abou: m. mouths ago we began UMiig Ayti-V t Ju m Pectoral, aad it acts like u clmriu. It: n few minutes after the child t:tki- !:. he breathes easily and rests, well. l.u-r mother ought to know what a Llt-.uie t have found In" Aycr's Chem IVeloii.!." Blrc. Win. C. Reld.Freehold.N. 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