r-T?:BF- .- THE JOURNAL. BATK8 F AaYKMTIMa!i O'nlumbus QTBuainasa and profaaaioaal cards of fire liaes or less, par anaun, Arm dollars. 137 For time, advertisements, apply at this office. 7Legal adTertisessents at statute rates. TTor transient adrertleing, see. rates oa third pace. ISSUK EVERY WEDKJEbftAY, M. K. ' J JEfcNEK- .&, CO. Proprici-uis and Publishers. 3T OFFICE, Eleventh St., up sfatw in Journal Building. teiims: .I"ryear Sin months Three months Single copies 1 VOL. XVI.-N0. 23. COLUMBUS, NEB., WEDNESDAY. SEPTEMBER 80, 1885: WHOLE NO. 803. ETA11 loathly. advertisements payable mmml Mi COLUMBUS STATE BANK! COLUMBUS, NEB. CASH CAPITAL, - $75,000 DIRECTORS: Leaxdku Gekkakii, Pies'!. Geo. W. IIulst, Tce Pre'f. Julius A. Ueei. It. II. Hknky. .1. K. Taskek, Cashier. Baak of Iiepealt a Eickaage. IMMceemt CellectluBN Promptly !litd 01 ill Poll Km. Pay It. Iatcret ob Tlwf Depoit- 274 HENRY G-ASS, TJNDEETAXER ! 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Ayer's Pills, PREPARED BY DE. J. C. AYES & CO., Lowell, Mass. For sale by all Druggist. A WORD OF WAKi:. FARMERS, stock racers, and all other interested partiei. will do well to remember that ttie "W estern Horse ana Cattle Insurance Co." of Omaha is the enly companv doing husiuesa iu this state that insures" Horses, Mules and Cattle against loss bv theit, accidents, diseases, or injurv, (as also asain loss by fire and lightning). All representations by agents of ether Companies to the contrary not withstanding. P. V. IIENRICII, Special Ag't. 15-y Columbus. Neb. iLYON&HEALY I State Monro Sts..Chicao. . wnlJ"'!-1,o"yi5',!i,, UIDMTun,wti far 13, STO lJ. zl Jrti trf Isiniacsu. jxnu, upv . 11 rw V.i1. ..,. AM I Jl , TkH. --J - - - , , j.. Kw. w 1 1. .1 il -"- iwn.iv Hnahli V tsrld UttnKtSoa iriti- hm. Ir Am&xtur ou tcfc Hud Mart M"aw",""C" Z. ' 'a m aam.a"aaaaaaawP A POPULAR SUPERSTITION. The liappy Agriculturists r t im Star Stete. A popular superstition has prevailed in all agei, to the effect that the typical farmer harvests more solid joy and hap piness to the acre than any other class of agriculturists wko toil in the Lord's moral vineyard. After mature deliberation we have come to the conclusion that the average Teas farmer, at least, sutlers as much from the canker-worm of care as does the man who "rastles his hash" in the busy haunts of men. Some vears ajjo. while engaged as a local reporter on the San Antonio Bugle, we' knew a hardy agriculturist who tilled the soil on the ltosillo Creek about ten miles from the Alamo city, the Thermopylae of Texas. His name was Macbeth Simmons. Ho Aiti -.... - . u(UiU !..- .wuen Jterdid- the black pall of-olooru settled down on the place worse than it did the day after the fall of the Alamo. He came to town on-an old llea-bitteu gray marc, sb thin and gaunt, and suggestive of au impending famine, that at Uk- sight of Simmons on that pale horse, the people whooped up all the grain in the country, expecting a rise. What's the matter, Macbeth; has anybody died out on the Kosillo, and asked you to come to town to order a sarcophagus?" we asked. ' There is nobo Jy dead yet, but we might as well be. We are going to have a late frost, and then it will be Good-bye John to the crops." 44 Perhaps we will not have anv late frost at all." ' May be not. If we don't have no late frost the eggs of the grasshoppers will hatch out and eat up the crops, anyhow. There's no silver lining to the cloud. We poor farmers don't work for ourselves nohow. We toil and sweat, and sweat ami toil, for the grass hoppers aud the San Antonio mer chants. If we manage to keep them lilled up I suppose we oujjht not ter grumble. Texas is no farming couu try nohow." 44 Cheer up old man, you will raise the biggest kind of a corn crop this year, if you don't stop it growing with your discouraging talk." " Suppose we do raise a big corn crop what's the use anyhow, ' he ex claimed, indignantly; '"if we raise a big crop the price will go down to forty cents a bushel, and then it won't pay to haul it to town. I reckon I'll raise enough to keep the weevils busv all winter. If I do that I reckou I ought to b happy," and after he had mopped his moist eye with his elbow, he stirred up his crow-bait and started for his ranch on the Itosillo. We did not have the pleasure of soe ing Macbeth Simmons again for some time. In spite of all hi- groaning and sighing, the clouds let their garnered fullness down, and the crops were simply immense. Once more Macbeth turned up with his old pale horse hitched to a wagon. He had sold his cotton at a jrood figure, hand, but he did not look as happy aud I contented as he did the last time we saw him. Got the toothache. Macbeth," we asked, pleasantly. Mo," he replied, surlily. You probably haven't got any use for teeth this year. You haven't got anything to bite. Noiorn.no water melons, no nothing,' we remarked, ironically. "Yes."we have got something to keep our teeth goin' now. We are all gwine ter be dowu with chills. We won't douothin' this fall with our teeth except to chatWr and gnash 'em. It will tako everv cent of money I've got to get quinine. That's the way it is whenever it rains enough to make crops." and with a sort of a "we-are-all-poor-worms-o:'-th;-dust" expression, he climbed up iuto his wai:on, which was loaded don with canned goods, demijohns, smok ing tobtcco, etc., and moved slowly out of town. Of course all Texas farmers are not like MaclK-th Simmons, but that the average farmer in any part of the Uni ted States is happier than the lawyer, th- merchant, or even the overworked journalist, or the tired banker, we very much doubt- Texas Si flings. MODERN ICE-CREAM. A ChrmUt Vy Il.tre the Base Deception of thr M:tuufrturer. 'How is modern was the question ice-cream made?" propounded to a promineut chemist bv the Herald re- por.er. Oh. I wouldn't b? too hard on the girls by tel'ing you," replied the man of science, 'because they would de prive themselves of their favorite luxury should they know what they eat.' But it Would be a blessing for the small-salaried Ihivs,' suggested the scribe. '-Two dishes of ice-cream for the girl aud a lemonade with a stick in it. aud a cigar on four evenings of call-in- time each week would lie 1.6 . or over 40 during, the seasou. Tiiat amount would purchase a beaver over coat with sealskin cutis and collar, Think of it!" The Profes-or was not proof agaiut such an example of domestic arith metic, and he relented. "I noticed."' he said, -that Dr. Hartley, of Brook lyn, publishes a statement in which he ays that' he finds a ery subtle poison ptomaine in ice-cream during this ason of the year. The formation of this deadly alkaloid, he thinks, is prob ably the result of decomposition in oiho gelatinous matter of animal origin, which enters into the cream as we get it now. I rather think that very little cream, if auy, cuter iutp the manufact ure of modern ice-cream. Milk. eggs, corn starch and a thickening of gela tine are the principal ingredients, so far as 1 know. That gives a very ap petizing ice-cream. I should think, and it is no wonder that they can sell the stuff at a dollar the gallon." I understood that cotton seed oil is used by some of the manufacturers," re marked the reporter. Worse than that." was the reply. They use lard-oil, which is nothing else than the 'oleo oil' of the butterine trade. Contrary to the butter-making, though, the oif is not chilled by being run into tanks of cracked ice, but is warmed in steam jacket-kettles to nearly the boiling point two hundred degrees Fahrenheit The milk which is Durchascd from, the creameries, is whaCmay be calledl skimmed on both. also heated to about one hundred and seyeaty-five degrees Fahrenheit, thus nearly equalizing the specific gravity of the twoprmcipaT ingredients. To every five iralloos of milk, costing twaaty I cents, je added eight ounces of aloe oil 1 Alter this is tfcorotgkly mixed tfchaa fe an addition of sixteen ounces ! potash starch, which is cheaper than corn starch, and one-half ounce of gelatine. This whole delectable matter is the boiled in copper vacuum pans. Tbe ingredients unite chemically much better in a vacuum than under atmos pheric pressure, as would bs the case iu open vessels. Again the boiling point is lowered, and thus is prevented what has proved such an annoyanee in butter-making the suet flavor. Whatever should remain of that nasty flavor in so-called ice-cream is killed by the flavoring extracts, mostly vanilla. Then the mess is congealed in ordinary freezers, and youis modern ice-cream is readv for market. The average vaa- illa extract is made from the sprouts I of the spruce pine, and a better Kino is made from the tonka bean." "Then this voracious animal you call ptomaine is not only in cured meat but also in ice-cream which our dear girls consume with such avidity?" Thi by Ptomaine is fouud in all articles of food which are in certain stages of de composition," said the Professor, wills a laugh, "but then it is not an animal like trichina or bacteria. It is an alka loid of great interest, which needs much explanation. At this season of the year, especially July and August, and some times during June, when the air is very moist and the vegetation very rank, there are conditions' that favorsickness and at the same time decomposition. During the first stages of the latter an animal alkaloid is found which is called ptomaine. At just what point this for mation takes place 1 am unable to say, but that it exists is beyond a question of doubt It can not be discovered by ocular inspection, nor by the ordinary microscopic examination a chemical analysis must proceed. Therefore, be fore there is any summary decision about the liability of dealers means must be provided and conclusions must be drawn which will show the exact ap pearance of articles of food jnfectea with ptomaine in order to determine the character of such food as to its fitness for consumption. As far as I have" beeu able to learn there .are times when the me.it appears at its best and looks most wholesome, but at the same time is charged with this deadly poison. It is supposed that this poison is very much more active than others. It is beyond doubt that it exists in meat and broth, and it has been found in pudding, cheese, ice-cream and other articles of food into the preparation of which milk enters as main ingredient. I also have au idea that ptomaine is found in the human body under certain pathological conditions, especially in typhoid fevet and peritonitis." Interview in Chi :ago Herald. IN WINDSOR CASTLE. Official Farcei Acted by the Queen, Sup ported by Her MluUters. The Qucon of England's finest resi lience is Windsor Castle. In fact, in telligent Londoners often said to me that Buckingham Palace was a misera ble old rat-trap, not fit for Victoria and wtcsot'S "0!iv.e. -in. while thov were was the finest royal palace in the world The Queen spends a large portion of the year at Windsor, and there she transact a large proportion of thai formal yet mainly rather amusing use less court business, the details of which are daily paraded in the the Court Jour nal. Theae matters are mostly quite familiar to average readers, yet one or two curious illustrations of the point in hand are too singular to be omitted. Here, fop instance, is the Court Cir cular for a dav in early spring. In it thi- item: Tile Sheriff of Lancashire, aUa private audience which the Queen wave the Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster, was pricked by the Queen. The Sheriffs for England and Wales w..n- uricked bv her Majesty at th council on Thursday last, the oth inst., ami not after it, as stated in the. Court Cinulur for that date. Now what doe's all this mean? The explanation is simply this: Every year the .Judges of Assizes make return to the Queen of three persons for every county in England, from which she is to select one to serve as Sheriff of eack county. When these names, written upon a sheet of paper, are presented to the Queen, she takes in her fingers a pin and sticks it through one of them, be inp; thus supposed to indicate her choice to make her selection. The old phrase of "stick a pin there," in such common Use in New England, must have taken its origin in this very ancient royal custom of making a se lection which I have just described. Bnt the'oin-sticking of the Queen at Windsor is of c mrse, a mere meaning less form; for all the appeintmrnts of the officer- whom she is supposed to se lect are settled upon by tfie Govern-ment-before being submitted to her. There is another and more fitting use of a pin which the Queen sometimes makes When officers or soldiers have tmrtieularlv distinguished themselves in the field decorations are often be stowed upon them. And in such cases the heroes are sometimes summoned to the palace of the Queen and personally ' received and hospitably entertained by her. Then, in her presence, the serv ices of the men are read over to her Ma'csty, after which she pins upon their b easts with her own hands the decorations granted to them. It is not uncommon for such au audience as this to close with a personal introduction to the soldiers and members of the house hold at Windsor, often iacluding the three little Princesses of the palace, the grsndchildrcu of Victoria. There are many other palace public cereraoniej which are of a somewhat similar -character to those I have been describing. But I have space to men tion only two more. When the Gov ernment has made an appointment of a diplomatic representative, the Minister selected makes a journey to the palace of the Queen before he goes forth as her representative, and on liis bended knee kisses her hand in recognition of the honor he has received. The forms gone through at the palace when au address of the Queen is to be presented to Parliament are peculiar. The Ministry the Prim Minister pre pares the speech, and then the Cabinet makes a stately ana most iormai jour ney to Windsor for the purpose of read ing the document to her Majesty. Alter it has been read in her presence it is supDoscd to become her speech from the"throne. Boston Commercial Bulle tin. 1 Lucy Larcom recently lectured in her native town, Lowell, Mass.. on her life aud the life of all mill girls thirty and forty years ago. when she worked twelve hours a day, and edited the Op eratives' Magazine im has -iaitura hofcra." PRICES IN SAN FRANCISCO. Uow th Once UNplieU .N'ickal Has Cheap ened Som Thine. Among the recent contributions to the hodge-podge of attractions on the dime-museum side of Market street are several little "holes-in-thc-wall," where any of the articles displayed may be purchased for live cents. The array aud variety of the goods are remark able wheu the price is considered. On the walls and shelves aro walking sticks, tinware, collars, neckties, soap, pipes and, to quote the usual tag of an auctioneer's catalogue, "other things too numerous to mention," all at the low price of half a dime. The novelty of the venture and the tact that the once despised nickel had grown to be a purchasing factor of some consequence led a Chronicle reporter to put together ibo results of certain-observaUoas on' the gradual tendency of small pries to become smaller. The change has been especially noticeable during the past live years, and while the greater items of expenditure have not been affected, and while housekeeping remains just as expensive as ever, the little things and the luxuries have been cut down sev eral notches. The five-cent piece has been called the "despised nickel," aud it is a fact, as everyone knows, that un- til within a comparatively recent date San Franciscans looked with supreme aad most unreasonable coutemnt on anything; that was not sold or silver. The street-car companies were mainly instrumental in breaking down thfs prejudice. Silver half-dimes were get ting very scarce, owing to the discon- tinuance of their coinage, and large importations of the nickel were made. Once put into circulation, new use.i were naturally found for it, and while it would be impossible to give the gene sis of these new uses, it will bo just as interesting to point them out With the reduction of internal revenue on tobacco, smokers were not slow in dis covering what could be done with the nickel. Five-cent cigars came strongly into fashion, cigarettes went down to five cents a pack, and chewing-tobacco followed in unsavory suit. Before the change the "bit" cigar was the cheap est, anil when a man wanted to do the swell thing in treating he put up a dol lar for the two. Now, not only is a five-center considered good enough for the ordinary puffer, hut modorately good cigars can be had at the rate of six for a quarter, and when a treat is to be made none but the extravagant think of taking anything but two for t'o cents. Reference is not inadu hero to Chines- c'gars. which can be bought at almost any price, peddlers in China town offering them as low as ten for 10 cents. Plush-covered chairs set in rooms or wooden sheds, all th daily papers to read and a brush-oil' are among the in ducements to a shine. Ten cents ued to be the lowest price for all these "com forts, while if a quarter were tendered there would bo but 10 cents change, and the shine would cost 15 cents. Some Italians started a new order of cents, and though there was a vigorous attempt made to crush out the danger ous cheapness, patrouage went all that way, and now the 10-cent boot-black stands can be counted 0:1 the lingers of one hand. Closely allied to the boot blacks are the barb rs. and though the five-cent regime has not yet reaclio I the "ton-onal artists." a material re duction of charges obtains among them. Twenty-five cents was at one time the ruling price for a shave and ."0 cents was no unusual price to pay for hair cutting. Now there are plenty of places where a man caii be well shaved for l. cents aud shorn for 1h cents, while those who are on stricter economy bent could furnish one with the addresses of barbers who shave for a dime and cut hair for 1 cents. The "bit was for many years one of the local monetary peculiarities of San Francisco. There were, as every one knows, two "bits" the "long" and the "short."' The ".-hort bit" was P.' cents, and the "long" lo cents. Like the York shilling, the 12 cents was a fiction. There never was such a.coin. and the difficulty here was that there were no copper cents to make up the change. The re-ult was that he pur chaser, whenever the price was in odd bits, invariab'y contributed 2 cents to the illegitimate profit of the seller. Especially was this the case at restau rants. Checks were made out for three, four, five or six bits, and so on. The meal having cost three bits, say that means :17 cents a half-dollar would be tender.-d and 10 cents given in change, which meant .that instead of 37 cents the customer paid 40 cents. Now the checks are in cents, and if the lunch costs b'5 cents the customer pays ex actly that amount. With all the mulcting of an occa sional 2 cents, Sau Francisco main tained a well-founded reputation for being one of the cheapest places for food in the United States, but latterly a new order of cheapness has come in. A few years ago a frugal Dane opened a 10-cent coffee saloon on California street ' The customers used to slink in there afraid of being seen, but the fact that a good cup of cofled and a plate of cake or doughnuts could be had there for a dime was something that over came false pride, and 10-cent coffee houses are at present to be found in San Francisco by the score, if not by the hundred, while the patrons of the places walk in with head erect and in clude amomr the number the wives and sisters of well-to-do men. These are a few of the examples of the manv that mhht be given iu sup pott of the statement that the luxuries aud little things arc cheaper now thau they were live years ago. Others may be briefly referred to. Fruits used only to be sold at so many pounds for so much, or at so much a dozen. Now one may find a score of little stands on Pine and California streets where, in their season, a bunch of grapes, a few figs, or two or flirce apples may be had for five cents. There are five-cent loaves, five-cent neckties, and five-cent papers. In fact, it needs no great gift of prophecy to predict that copper cents will soon "be as current here as the nickel. Indeed they have already made their apj)earance quietly. They are used in change at two or three auc-tion-hou.n.;s," and the Woman's Chris tian Temperance Union must employ them, since it dispenses its coftee at three cen'.s a cup San Frannsro Chronicle. a violent h.ucr of tobacco is Dr. Hitchcock, the professor of athletics at Amherst College. He attributes to its immoderate use, especially by immature young men, all sorts o! physical "and mental ailments, and predicts that a quarter of a century more of excess will Sroduce a generation of waakliag. r. r. Sun. FIRST National Bank! cox.TjracBX7s xr: Aitkerized Capital, - - S2o0,000 Paid In Capital, - 60,000 Sirplis aid Profits, - - 13,000 OFFICERS AND DIRECTORS. A. ANDERSON, Pres't. SAM'L C. SMITH, Vice Pres't. O. T. ROEN. Cashier. .1. W. 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Sl-Hm TT J. uuifsorv, NOTAHY PUBLIC. 2th Street, 2 doors m-st of Hammond Koine, Columbus, Neb. 4l-y T . RKEDER, A TTOIiNEY AT LA W, Office on Olive St., Columbus, Nebraska 2-tf MONEY TO l.OAtt. cuTuvaYionV in sums representing one third the fair value of the homestead. Correspondence solicited. Addre fs , r,0.v Columbus, Nebr. V. A. MACKEN, DKALEK IN I'oreian end Doviestic Liquors and Cigars. llth htrcet. Columbus, Neb. TiO-y M cAIIlTFIft BROS., A TT011NE YS A T LA W, Office up-staira in ing. llth St. W. A Public McAllister's build. , McAllister, Notary JOHN TIMOTHY, NOTARY PUBLIC AND CONVEYANCER. Keeps a full line of stationery and school supplies, aud all kinds or legal forms. Insures againt fire, lightning, cyclone and tornadoes. Office in Powell's Block, Platte Centei. 19'x ,T. M. MACKAKLAND, Atterciy i iteiy PaW: b. n COWDERY, C:Uitsr. LAW ANI COLLECTION OFFICE OF If ACFARliAND & COWDBRY", Columbia, : : Nebraska. J. J. MAUCillAIV. Justice, County Surveyor, Notary. Land and Collection Agent. TPart ics desiring surveying done can notify me bv mail at Platte Centre, Neb. 11-Gm F. I. K I Kill t. llth St., opposite Lindell Hotel. Sell Harness, Saddles, Collars, Whips, Blankets. Curry Combs, Brushes, trunks, valises, buggy tops, cushions, carriage trimmings, &c, at the lowest possible prices. Repairs promptly attended to. TAJIK. HALMOiM, CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER. Plans and estimates supplied for cither frame or brick buildings. Good work guaranteed. Shop on 13th Street, near St. Paul Lumber Yard, Columbus, Ne braska. 52 (imo. R. 11. i,awkk.i; DEPUTY CO. SURVEYOR. Will do general surveying iu Platte and adjoining counties. Inquire at the Court llouse. COLUMBUS, NKUBASKA. 17-tf J. S. MURDOCK & SON, Carpenters and Contractors. Have bad an extended experience, and will guarantee satiafaction in work. All kinds of repairing done on short notice. Our motto is, Good work and fair prices. Call and give us an oppor tunity to estimate for you. 93TShop on 13th St., one door west of Friedhof & Co's.ntore. Columbus. Nebr. 483-y o. c. snAisrisroN" MANUFACTURER OF Tin and Sheet-Iron Ware ! Job-Work, Soofinf and Gutter ing a Specialty. fjCaTShop on Olive Street, north of brodfeuhrcr's Jewelry 2 doors Store. W-v G H.U.AKK, LAND AND INSURANCE AGENT, , HUUPHREY, NEBR. His lands comprise some fine tracts in the Shell Creek Valley, and the north ern portion of Plrtte county. Taxes paid for non-residents. Satisfaction guaranteed. 20 j THE ISLAND OF CEYLON. A Monntalaoas Country With Steadily Ia remains Population. The island of Ceylon is two hundred and seventy milos in length, one hun. dred and fiftv-six in breadth, and Terr mountainous near the center, there be ing mountains ranging between three thousand and seven thousand feet high, ten of which arc above the latter limit. The highest is Pidurutalage, eight thousand two hundred and ninety-six feet. Large tracts of the island aro still covered with deuse jungle, in which many wild elephants are to be found; but the wanton slaughter of these useful animals led the Govern ment to prohibit their destruction ex cept under special permission. Of late there have been great progress and im provements in the means of internal communication. There are good road ways, metaled and graveled, and now one hundred and seventy-eight miles of railway and one hundred and sixty seven miles of canal, which have done much to promote the interests of the country. The population has been steadily increasing, and now it num bers two million eight hundred and fifty thousand. There are Europeans, Eurasians and Burghers, Singalese, Tamils, Moors, and a few Parsees, Af ghans. Malays and others. The Singa lese inhabit the interior and parts of the coast, and comprise nearly two million of the people, while the Tamils occupy tho northern portion of the island, and number about six hundred thousand. The Europeans are com paratively few in number, being under five thousand; but of Eurasians and Burghers there are nearly eighteen thousand. There are one hundred and eighty thousand Moormen, who are to be found in large numbers all over the different provinces. The postal ser vice throughout the island is in a very satisfactory state. Scarcely a town or village but boasts of a post-office, and ere long they are to have added to them the all-important savings bank, which does so much to influence thrift and economy. The island has many institutions for the sick and the dis eased in body and miud, and in educa tion the people are far in advance of their northern neighbors. English is pretty generally spoken, and particularly among the do mestic class. The products of the country are very varied, and con sist of rice, cinnamon, cocpanuts, paints, tobacco, sugar-cane and cot ton, and latterly coffee, cinchona, india-rubber, and tea have been added. The land is admirably adapted for the growth of rice. The cultivation of co coanuts has been gradually increasing, and, though a large quantity is ex ported, a large trade is done in the coir fiber from the husk and in ex pressed oil from the kernel of the nut. The cultivation extends nearly all along the west part of the island. The great planting industry, however, is now coffee and tea. For many years, dur ing the occupation of the Dutch in 1740, the cultivation of coffee was confined country .and the coast was made, that it began to flourish, and since then it has been gradually extending all over the central and western provinces. The opening of the railway between Kandv and Colombo did much to stim ulate'the industry by supplying cheap free labor and greater facilities for the market. Large quantities of jungle were cleared and planted, and every thing sseemed to insure a permanent good investment, but an enemy ap peared in the field who began his de vastation, and has continued steadily to diminish the productive power ever since till he has reduced the exports to less than a fifth of what they were. The enemy is a minute fungus on the leaf called Hemileia vastatrix. It ap peared iu a remote corner of one of the young coffee districts and spread with" the greatest rapidity all over the coffee gardens. The leaves assumed a bright orange spot, and then they withered and decayed. The conse quences of such a failure, following on the investmeut of a number of planters in the high districts, led to the most serious consequences and ruin. These losses convinced many that the climate and character of the "soil were admir ably adapted for the cultivation of tea, ami the result has been that thousands of acres under coffee cultivation have now been changed to tea, aud the jungle is being cleared for the exten sion3 of the cultivation of that plant. Cor. Ol'tsgow Herald. A BOY AND HIS DOG. Tlielr FrieudiihJp For Kuch Other True and Faithful. A boy and a dog make the greatest of chums. A boy who own a dog is well provided with good company. Thev are true friends, and neither would think of such a thing as going back on the other. Their friendship for each other is true and faithful. If you meet one you are pretty sure to see the other near by, and if one gets into a quarrel, the other is sure to take a hand in it. Did you ever notice a boy and a tlog that have been together auy length of time? Of course "you have. Why, thev understand each other as well, and better, iu fact, than two boys would. The dog knows exactly what his little master means when bespeaks, and will stick up his ears, turn his head on one side, then on the other, and look the bey square in the face with an all but human expression on his couutcnancc wheu he is being talked to. It is, "lo'.e me, love my dog," with every boy. To insult one is to insult the other, and an insult to each is resented by both. Why, you could no more buy that dog of his young master than you could hire him to kill his best friend. The wag of that dog's tail is of more value to the boy thau anything else, aside, may be, his mother's love, in the world. A dog is a most excellent companion to give a boy. That dumb brute will be true even to death to the boy. aud his faith fulness to his young friend does, to a certain extent, create a true aud faith ful disposition in the boy toward his friends. A boy is generally iu good company when" he and his dog go out into the woods and fields, and the parent has a reasonable feeling of se curity for the bov in such company. Feckfs Sun. m Sarah Bernhardt is struggling to pay her debts, and it is believed that she is temporarily insane." If 6trug gline to pay one's debts is the sign of insanity, there must be something wrong about the statistics which in form us that this dreadful disease is ob the increase. N. Y, Commercial Ad-vcrtiter. TAMERLANE. A t'oatptrnoM Figaro la Iaaaai From tho Tenth to tho Foartcoatfc rios. There is no chapter of the world's his tory so crammed with fighting; aa that which chronicles the doings in India from the tenth century to the fourteenth, and to endeavor to condease any ac count of the numerous sieges suffered by Delhi and by many another city of northern India during that period would be to produce a picture pf unceasing bloodshed and of wearisome sameness. The character of Timur Beg, or Tamer lane, however, is so extraordinary as to merit description. From him dates the famous Moghul Empire, finally ax tingushed in the present century by ab sorption into the East India Company. "His successors," says Gibbon, "ex tended their swaytrom the mountain of Kashmir to Cape Comorin, and from Kandahar to the Gulf of Bengal Siace the reign of Aurungzebe their empire has been dissolved, their treasures of Delhi have been rifled by a Persian robber (Nadir Shah), and the richest of their kingdoms is now. possessed by a company ot Christian merchants of a remote island in the Northern Oeean." It is said that Timur Beg was a gravo man of quiet manners, halt of one hand and one foot, and delighting in the game of chess, which he greatly com plicated by doubling the number of fiieces from thirty-two to sixty-four. Ie is described as" ruling his household with calm equity, by no means sparing his sons from the observance of the law; temperate and regular in his life, and aiming ever at the establishment of an ideal kingdom where a child might carry a purse of gold in safely from east to west of the Asian continent. How a man of such character could at the same time be so emphatically the arch-destroyer of mankind is not clear. As for the authority he exercised over his children, it is a't least certain that when he invaded India, his grandson Pir Mohammad had made a little war for himself at Multan, and would have perished miserably had his grandfather not come to ms rescue. How young Pir went out to conquer India on his own account is not told, but it is cer tain that Timur was not provoked to any act of sharp justice. Timur' s sons seemed to have only waited for his death to tear each other to pieces at their leisure. Timur, tho wild chess-player, signal ized his success in India by a series of barbarous massacres. At one time on one day alone he murdered one hundred thousand prisoners in cold blood, lest they should turn against him. Having conquered the weak Mahmoud III. before Delhi, he entered the city, and had himself proclaimed emperor in all the mosques on Friday (the Mus lim Sunday), and immediately left the fityto tho mercy of his Moghul sol diers, who burned, plundered, aud slew till they were weary. He afterwards returned, and gave evidence of his taste for the beautiful by ordering tba famous mosque of Ferose, which had more barbarous when we fememSer that he was himself a mussulman sack ing a mussulman king's city and slaying by the hundred thousand his mussulman subjects. He had not the excuse which he subsequently aliedged iu support of his expedi tion against China, that he was carrying the faith of the Prophet into a heathen country. The kingdom founded by Mohammad of Ghor ws essentially" Muslim, and its invasion by Tamerlin" was us purely arbitrary an act of plunder as was the conqdbst of his own successors by Nadir Shah, the Persian freebooter of the eighteenth centurv. Timur died of drinking too much iced water on the march to China in 1405. As was to be expected, his kingdom, or empire, fell to pieties, and for a hun dred and twenty years a series of par venu emperors of all sorts reigned at Delhi, besieging it, taking it, and hold ing it as they were able. F. Motion Crawford in Harpers Magazine. m THE TRAMP'S COMPLAINT. How He lieat the Mauaeeof a Pnnyl- vanla I'uwdcr House. "They tried the gum-game on me down in Pennsylvania," said the old tramp as he got a frash brace on the. fence for his back, "but I came out ahead, considerably ahead." "How was it?" "Well. 1 struck the town of York one day, and I didn't look a bit like a gen tleman My duds were old, my com plexion ruined, and I was all run down at the heel. Ever in York?" "No," Well, the people there neither send money to the heathen in Africa not waste sympathy on the tramps of Amer ica I struck thirteen houses in succes sion and didn't get a bite; and I was looking around for scrap-iron to stay my stomach, when along comes an officer and gives me the collar. He was tak ing me to the cooler when a wagon drives up, and the chap on the fropt seat calls out that he will give me a teadv job at a dollar a day." "What at?' 'You wait a minute. I didn't hanker for work, mind you, but 1 didn't care for the jug, and so, as the officer was willing, I climbed into the wagon and awav'we went. That job was in the powder houses which blew up the other day. The manajer thought he had a hi" joke on me, "and thought 1 didn't lilTn the idea of working over a volcano, I turned to aud put in three days be fore I quit." 4Whv did vou quit?" "We"!, on the third day, as I war carrying powder to the storehouse, tht mauager came into the building. There was a busted keg on the floor, and I wat smoking my pipe. He didn't notice this until he got past mc and I had biro cut off. Then I sits dowu by the busted keg, pulls away at my pipe and says I: " dr. Manager, if we gets thereat the sam moment vou must give me a fait show.' " W-where?' says he, his face whiter than snow. " At Heaven's gate!' I auswers. 'With that he wanted to know if 1 hadn't rather take thirty dollars in cash all the money he had with him and go West and ruu for office and become a great man, and I didn't know but I would. He tossed me his wallet, re markiag that the train started in five minutes, and I picked it up aud waiked off. I reckoned oa beiug pursued, but he didn't even yell after me. The last I saw of him his legs were giving out at the knees, aud a snow landscape tiv no comparison to his complexion. Il may have picked up another truui DOfoit Ftte Pttm PERSONAL AND IMPERSONAL. The famous Dr. Teaser still lire, and remains in good health on a voge-, tarian diet. His home Is ia Las Cruces.' N. M. After a reign of forty-eight years, Tictoria has in Lord Salisbury, for the . first time, a Prime Minister vounrsr than herself. . Mr. John W. Murray, of Sumter County, has a little daughter of elevea' years whose head is quite gray. Macon (Gv) Telegraph. Lieutenant T. H. Barber, who re cently resigned his nositiou as aide-decamp to General Hancock, is one of the three wealthiest officers ia the armv. . .. Edmund Hoyle, the patron saint of eld-fashioned whist-players, was bora over two hundred years ago,' and lived to the advanced age. of aiaety-sevea. dying in Cavendish Square, London, in 1769. Joseph W. Torrey, of Boston, who died in that city a few days ago, was. even at the time of his death. Rajah of Ambong and Movodu, in Borneo. Mr. Torrey was a wealthy merchant with great interests in Borneo, where much of his life was spent. The present Queen of Roumania intended to be a school teacher, but Prince Charles of Hohenzollern asked her to become his queeu, and she for sook her first love for a palace. She is now forty-two years old and has been married fifteen years. The widow of Henry J. Byron, the dramatist, has declined a purse of seven thousand five hundred dollars, raised by English friends for her self and children, because the money is aot needed. The late Mr. Byron's stage rights are worth annually ten thousand dollars. Harry Garfield, son of the martyr President, takes a professorship in St. Paul School, at Concord, N. IL, where he prepared for Williams College, aad his brother, who was the youngest member of the recent graduating class at Williams, will study law at New York. Chicaqo Journal. Brooks Thomas, of Georgia, is the only ex-Confederate soldier who re ceives a pension from the United States on account of the late war. He was captured, and while a prisoner took tho oath of allegiance ami wa sent to tho Northwest plains to fight Indians, where ho became disabled. He has just re ceived his pension. Chicago Inter Ocean. Dr. Delaunay. an eminent French physician, says that the most general edition in sleep is on the right side, reams which come to a sleeper in that position, ho says, as a rule are il logical, absurd, full of vivacity and ex aggeration. Those which come to a sleeper who lies upon his left side, in Delauuay's opinion, are not only less absurd, but also more intelligent. They are apt to be concerned with recent actual events, and less with reminU ooneo. """" Mr. Shillaber, the "Mrs. P?;""fne use of his lor limbs Locomotion, save in a wheeled chair, is impossible with him. He can neither stand nor walk, but while in these respects he is as helpless as a babe, his general health is sound, his appetite generous, and his spirits are unclouded. Some of the funniest of his savings have been writ ten when he was in acute pain. tV. 1". Sun. "A LITTLE NONSENSE." The reporter who said Odium's speed carved "a roaring vacuum out of space" will be sent west to find the serene silence of a cyclone. Haeken sack Republican. It is now given out that too much coffee dries up the liver. Shoeppeu stedt congratulates himself that he is out of danger. Shoeppenstedt boards. SomerviUe Journal. "A man who went to a skating rink a few days ago fell and was picked up senseless"." says an exchange. Well, what of it? You didn't expect the fall would knock sense into him. did you? N. Y. Graphic. Youno- mother "Do you think baby looks most like me or his father.'' Nurse "Like you, mum. Mr. Jinks is a mightv handsome man!" Advertise ment Wanted A competent and civil nursemaid. A". Y. Sun. More than half a century ago a good New Hampshire deacon by the name of Dav. living not far from the White Mountains, had seven children six daughters and one son. They were known as his six week Days and one son Day. Boston Globe. Bobby (to young Featherly. who is making an evening call) "Will you speak .a little French for me before you go, Mr. Featherly?" Featherly (smil ing)'CertainIy, Bobby, if you wish it, Bobby "I do. Ma says your French is very amusing." -V. Y. Sun. Colonel Yerger told his colored servant Sam: "Go and get us a couple of tickets for the performance to night" Sam came back and only hmiK'ht one ticket. "Where is the other ticket?" "I has done disposed ob hit." "What do you mean?" "Bess, you .ole me go and get us two tickets.' Dar's your ticket, and I dona guv my ticket to a ctillud lady I met on de street. She will be dar, bos. You bet she will be dar. Dar's no danger ob de ticket bein los' or wasted." Texas Sifting. The McGushes are getting pretty much' Settled dowu for the season. Thcre'are a half dozen or more "works f rt" to be obtained for the walls of of art to oe ootaineu lor mc Rosalind's reception room aud then all will be done. "Ma, dear' remarked K wi the young lady with the sweetest smne at the command 01 -ucr siore iceiu. "are you going to buy any coffee or tea to-dav?" "I don't know but I shall. Why?" "Because if you do. I wish you would have a care not to duplicate that picture 4When coo come hame' again. We have in it three different frames now, and George remarked last night that it was grow ing monotonous. Hartford Fo3t. Oh, Childhood's Days. I hear uoon th ino-y ground The awful dull thuiTs sickest sound; A wail swells up wilh rcaUrul force A boy has fallen off the horse. I kear the dog's Impatient irrowl. Aad then I Uit bia startled howl; A stooo coaes through my window paa. The cat gees madly "wauling A brill voice linn a wuu rt-iiaiu. ; gees mauiy "wauiim uj . Tbe neighbor's bor begins loery; I bear tho man who drie th buck Threaten to break somebody'a back: Aad up tbe stairway tbuBdering come, Tae claaaor of a brokva drum: And a tin whistle's "sereo! screal ecieel Jset about aaralyxea me. Sfalieowastalra: On. killing ackt I tar11-. -It's after iilae o'clock! Cobum back hi laughing. taaaUag tbouW "Mrs .rase, as all tfc scbaoU la outl" Jkretf. ".