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THE DRESSMAKER.
JLb Individual of the Female rersuMlon of
Uncertain Ace nd Migratory Habit.
Conic, children, put away your play
things, and I will toll you about the
dressmaker; a creation which you have
all heard of, no doubt, but of which it
is not possible you can be fully in
formed. A dressmaker, then, is an individual
of the female pcrsiiasion;agc, uncer
tain; habits, migratory.
It is the custom of the dressmaker to
roam about from house to house, os
tensibly for the purpose of litting
dresses to her victims; but this is an
error. The dressmaker was never
known to be guilty of such au indis
cretion. They who have spread the
report have injured her grossly.
So; the dressmaker does not fit
dresses. She has letter business on
her hands than airy such trifling affair
as that. Her mission is a high and en
nobling one. All such commonplace
matters as cutting and fitting dresses
she relegates to the inferior intelligence
of her customers.
But let me tell you just what the du
ties of the dressmaker are.
To-day she is engaged to spend tho
day with Mrs. Smith. Mrs. Smith receive-;
the dressmaker with open arms
and some twenty or thirty yards of
silk. .The dressmaker is kind enough
to look at the .silk, and kinder still to
sit down and cut it into patches emi
nently suitable for insertion in a crazy
quilt; in the meantime regaling Mrs.
Smith with a full and accurate account
of domestic economy as practiced at
Mrs. Brown's.
While the dressmaker is engaged in
this two-fold operation of dissecting
Mrs. Smith's Mlt and Mrs. Brown's
household afl'airs, Mrs. Smith is kept
very busy. Listening to a recital of
one's dear friend's eccentricities al
ways a delightful occupation and
.superintending th preparation of diny
ner are quite a strain upon even the
'.strongest constitutions.
But in process of time dinner is ready,
the silk is divided and subdivided to
the satisfaction of the dressmaker, and
the whole story of Mrs. Brown's
domestic economy has be.-n told.
That is to say, it seemed 1 1 have been
old. But the appearance of the sev
eral articles of food upon Mrs. Smith's
table reminds tho dressmaker that she
has. omitted some very important items,
and straightway she proceeds to com
part the respective bills of fare pro
vide by her hostess and by Mrs.
Brown, much to the disadvantage of the
.latter.
Dinner over,-the dressmaker pins and
bastes and ties upon Mrs. Smith all the
pieces of silk, big and little, that come
convenient; all the while, of course, eu
tortaiuing her hostess with most Im
proving conversation upon a variety of
subjects, embracing almo-t everything
under heaveu, from tits' last novel up to
the way Mrs. (Irak's servant acted when
Mrs. ('ray's baby came down with the
measles.
The afternoon is consumed in this
way, and supper time and Air. Smith
come before the trying-on process Ls
fairly completed. Mr-. Smith retires to
make herself presentable, the dress
maker meanwhile gracefully flirting
with the lord of the manor.
At the tea table, the dressmaker,
now having an enlarged audience, re
peats with additions and improvements,
her esay on th comparative merits of
the Smith and the Brown cuisine, and
at the close of the meal the dressmaker
retires from the field with the proud
satisfaction that -lie has shed a radi
ance over the Smith household for one
day at least, beside-, amply earning the
live dollar gratuitv for her d'-tinguished
services.
The dressmaker and the dress havo
no interest in one another from this
moment, but during the enduing three
weeks that Mrs. Smitli is engaged in
sewing, ripping, re-sewing, undoing,
rearranging and altering that dress, it is
to be prcsumrd that the dressmaker is
ever present to her thoughts.
How pleasant it is thus to live in the
memory of thoe whom vou have bene
fited! It is needless to follow the dress
maker on her mission of love and use
fulness To-morrow she will be irradi
ating the household and severing the
.silk of Mrs. Black. The only difference
jin the d:iy duties will be that, iustead
of Mrs. Brown's domestic affairs and
Mrs. Brown's cookery, it will ba Mrs.
Smith's home economy and Mrs.
Smith's cuisine which pas in review.
I think I have said enough, children,
to show you that the dressmaker does
not tit dresses much less make them.
'If vou have any doubt about the truth
jof what I hae told you. 1
mwever, vou
lammas. who
woiuu uettor ask your mammas
; are amply able to satisfy your uncer
tainity. Boston Transcript!
VALUABLES IN TRUST.
The Precaution Taken by Safe Deposit
Companies to Preserve Property Kn
t rusted to Their Care.
With the approach of summer besrins
the accumulation in the vaults of the
'safe deposit companies of great piles of
family silver-plate, jewelry and valuable
property and papers which the house-
'holder about to depart on his vacation
fears to leave at home, trusting to the
vio-ilanee of the wiliee.
We hae now in our vaults," said
Safe-Superintendent Clark, of the Ki
delitv Iusuran e. Trust and Safe De
posit Company, last week, "some four
thousand packages, the value of which
-1 coidd not bjgin to calculate, for I
don't know what they arc really worth.
People who leave their property in our
charge rarely assess them at their full
value, jo thoroughly do they fe-d con
vinced of their absolute safety. Lately
we have added a upw precaution in the
shape of a shock for the jo-sible sneak
thief." "Do you havo visits from sneak
thieves?' We have had some. For instance,
you are coining to visit your property.
As you enU-T th gate to the aults you
pass the gatekeeper. wio recognizes
you by the password. With you enters
a well-dressed mau who has just aeco-t-ed
you with some simple remark about
the weather, to which: you have replied
in the same simple manner, and the
gatekeeper, th nking he is a friend of
vours, .allow- him to go by with you.
While you are examining, say some
coupon bonds, youi supposed friend
brushes a document on to the floor ap
parently accidentally. In your excess
of politeness you pick it up without
looking at it and ask him if it is his. He
replies that it i--, thanks you, walks off
as if on other business and might es
cape from the buildiug before you could
give the alarm. But (he gate is closed
and can only be opened on the outside
and oily on receipt of the password.
This gate is also one of our protections
against mobs."
-Mobs?"
"Yes, indeed. Au organized mob
could break into the building as far as
that poiuL But when that door is
closed 1 can direct a current of elec
tricity through its steel bars sufficient to
kill a man instantly. By the time it
Avas broken down our safe doors would
be closed and bolted, and then we
wouldn't care for anv mob. What do
people deposit with "us? Oh. well, it
would be ditlicult to saw We don't
ask what are the contents of their
. trunks. We do not take furniture. I
wish we did. I would like to make ar
rangements so that, when a family- arc
jgin abroad or out of town, 'they
should give us uotice and we would un
(iirtnlrp tfes packing and trausportiag
to our vaults or warerooms of tho com-!
plete house contents. Then when tho
family are coming back, they should let
us know and we would replace every
thing as we found it. Of course if
would be a great undertaking, but it is
only a small increase of duty and re
sponsibility after all. Perhap it may
be interesting to you to know that the
findings on the desks, tables and floors
during nineteen years amounted to
nearly .$6,000,000, all through the care
lessness of safe-renters. With the ex
ception of an inconsiderable amount of
bonds, coupons and money, as well as
a diamond necklace and a few watches,
the whole of this large amount has
been restored to its rightful owners."
"We receivs for safe-keeping," said
the Secretary of the Guarantee Com
pany, "valuables of all descriptions,
such as coupons, registered and other
bonds, deeis, mortgages, com, piaie, i
bullion, jewelry, clothing and ether j
personal effects, assuming all liabilities. J
And I can assure you that our deposits i
are oi tne most vaneu ucacupuuu. nc
have a most perfect system of identifi
cation by which it is almost impos ible
for any but the right owner to obtain
possession of the property intrusted to
our charge. We have first of all a
guarantee delivered to the owner and a
password known only to the owner or
such person or persons as he ma'
choose to tell it to. Then we have as
complete a description as possible of
the owner and we require him to sign
his name.
"Here is an example in poinL A
short while ago a lady came here and
asked for certain property. She pro
duced the guarantee and gave the pass
word. I thought I recognized the face,
but still I did not fesl altogether, satis
fied in my mind about it. I got our de
scription book, and then put this singu
lar question to her:
" You are not so old now asj'ou were
when you deposited, this property: can
you explain this?'
" Oh, yes,' she replied- it was my
mother; but she is sick in oed. so she
gave me the pass-word and asked me to
do her business for her.'
"Of course that acco-mted for the
strong likeness which had struck me at
first However, I had to tell her that
unless she produced an order, correctly
and full' filled out by her mother. I
could not give her admission to the
vaulL"
In both of these companies' build
ings watchmen patrol night and day,
fully armed, ind the faitiiful perform
ance of the duties is insured by de
tectors and electric time-clocks. In a
thousand and one unlooked-for and un
expected places alarms, police calis and
apparatus for severely pun'sli'iig tho-o
imprudent enough to lay their hands
where they should not be, are hidden.
Fire is combatled on the principle that
prevention is better than cure by a
method of heating by steam generated
by boilers under the street and isolated
from the main buildings. I'liiladdplua
Times.
LOST HIS RAILROAD
NERVE.
A Traveling Mun Who If at lidc.iiiid
Mor-
bidly Fearful of un Accident.
A roving theatrical manager and a
newspaper man were breakfasting at
the Morton House one day last week,
when the former remarked: "I am
trying to got control of a hous.e of my
own, so that I can locate permanently.
hi fact, I have lost my railroad nerve."
Your railroad nerve; what do you
mean?"
" Just what I say. I have lost my
railroad nerve. Up to about a year
ago I felt almost as safe on a railway
train as I did in a hotel, but since that
time, for some cause or other, I have
become morbidly apprehensive ot rail
road accidents, and now, when travel
ing. I fret and worry all the time. I
can't rest in a sleeper any more. Many
a time I have lain awake all night, anil
even if I do doze, the slightest out-of-the-way
jar will startle and arouse me
in the most unpleasant manner. If the
train slackens its speed. I dread that
we are too close to another, and I
s'iinetims become so agitated that I
leave my berth and walk tho .aisle for
an hour at a time."
" You should conquer your fears,"
said the newspaper man. "Whan I
step on a train I consider that my fate
is in the hands of others that worry
or fret .vill not avail one particle to
help me in case of trouble and I sleep
almost as well in a Pullman or a Wag
ner as I do in my own bed."
'1 have tried to reason myself out of
my tears, was the response, "but I
can L I know I have only irot to die
once, and that I must die some time.
Honestly, though I am not at all dis-
I Pe(l to " off tut' hooks just yet, the
; fear of nst:"t death is not so much
wnai naunts me as the dread of acci
dent that would deprive me of a limb
or otherwise cripple me permanently.
Did ou ever see a one-armed or one
legged theatrical manager or agent?
We have hard enough times to get
along with all our limbs and faculties.
To deprive me of a leg or an arm would
be to take away my means of living and
! calls,e1 me resor.t to somo "tlwr that
wouiu pernaps maKe me a semi-mcndi-
cant. lhat is what I fear, and it is
that which has deprived me of mv rail
road nerve. I will make almost anv
, sacrifice that will enable me to locaie
' :im. reg"n my former buoyancy of
. .-jm...-. au-u as i uuk wun you now 1
fret because 1 have to take the train for
lJoston to-day, and I won't feel easy in
my mind till I get to the end of mv
journey, and not then, for I know I
have to come back again."
"Arc your fears shared bv manv
other managers or actors?"
"Indeed they are, but few of them
care to acknowledge it. 1 know lots of
drummers, too, who feel just as I do.
Staud in front of a ticket o'lice before
the departure of a through train,
especially at night, and watch the men
buy accident insurance tickets, and vou
-will be surprised to And how inauv there
are who, like me, have lost their rail
road nerve. A year ago I hadn't a grav
ha'r in my head. Now there are pleuty
of them. Still, if circuni-tances compel",
I will be on the road net season, witli
only one consoling thought, and that is
that perhaps after all Fmay never o-et
a scratch, while some one vho never
gave the matter a thought, or who
would laugh at it if he d'd. mav be
killed by a derailment or a collision
within a year. It is stranae though,
considering how much they travel, how
few actors get hurt, and 1 don't believe
one in a thousand ever hu; an accident
ticket They are too superstitious, and
feel that if they were t in-uie thev
would Ikj certain to -beat thegame'.and
have to die to do iL" X. J'. .
Making a Barrel Hammock.
The season for halmnoeks will soon
be here, and I will tell you how to make
a comfortable, iuexnensiv nn li-i
your old flour barrel from the cellar or
store-room, knock it to pieces, clean
and paint the staves. (I like red.)
Procure a rope four times in length
each place where it is to be suspended,
and in size a little larger than a clothes
line. Now halve the rope, double each
piece in the middle, and commencing
two 3ards or so from the end, weave it
over asd under ea -h stave about three
inches from theVnd of each one, which
'will bring the roie crossed between
each; do both sides the same and j-our
hummoek is complete. One end of the
rope should bo fastened up higher than
the other. At first this may not seem
firm, but when there is any" weight on
it the rope btcolnes "taut, as tlfe sail
or.' says, consequently there will be no
openings. Qood Cheer,
THE EXCHANGE FIEND.
A Creature Whoso Staying: Qualities Ar
Unappreciated Except by Editors.
There is an ancient oriental legend
to the effect that once upon a time " a
modest looking dromedary stuck his
head into the sanctum of a daily news
paper and requested to be allowed to
fiance over the exchanges. The ao
commodating and gentlemanly cdit5r
said: "Certainly, with pleasure," and
the result was that in a short tme the
dromedary was polishing the sacred
editorial tripod and had both hoofs on
the table, going through the exchanges.
j When the editor intimated that he felt
I cramp- d. the dromedary replied,
' huui'iroii-ly, that perhaps the ed tor
! would feel more untrammeled if he
were on the outside.
The moral of this simple little legend
is that the proper time to sit down on
the exchange fiend is at the opening of
the campa-gn. or else he will be an
hard to remove from position as a
firmly established mother-in-law.
It fs a fact that nobody outs de of a
newspaper office can understand or ap
prec.ate the .staying qualities of an ex
change fiend. Thos: who begin the
performance with an overture to the
ellect that they know newspaper men
are always busy, hence they will stay
but a moment. are the ones that re
semble a French clock, they never
go. The exchange fiend is always a
ur lliant conversationalist. Different
editors have difl'erent campaign plans.
Some editors hang up big signs in
front of their desks, men as: "Go Hire
a Halt and Tell Us All About It."
Others have a picture of a death's
head and the legend underneath: "This
Man Was Talked to Death." Au ex
change fiend will read over these ad
monitions, laugh and sav: "You have
hit'emofltoaT."
If the editor has only one chair, the
fiend will sit down on th editor's desk,
or even on the ed tor himself.
Other people dread the power of the
press. Not o the exchange fiend. He
has the audacity of the flea that takes
his breakfast olf the lion's lip. He never
realizes his danger.
There was once a Texas newspaper
man who ran short of material to write
up and who thought it would be a joke
to enc mrage an exchange fiend, just
to see how far he would go, and then
write it up. So when the exchange
fiend walked in, the editor did not go.
as usual, and get "Webster's Una-,
bridged," and impressively lay it on
the exchanges along with four or five
paper weights, to keep the papers from
blowing away by the breeze that was
not blowing. On the contrary, he told
the fiend to help himself. The fiend
began to look 'sassy right off. You
could see his cheek harden. He re
moved his hat. coat vest, cravat and
boots, as if he was going in swimming.
Then he went to the editorial coat
that was hanging on the rack and
hunted for a cigar. In doing so he
came across several letters and postal
cards He was considerate enough to
read them, holding the borrowed cigar
in his mouth all the time. It was evi
dent that the exchange fiend did not
require much encouragement, so the
editor determined to give him a little
sarcasm.
"If there is anything you want that
you don't see. just ask for it.'" said the
editor.
The fiend took a puff of the cigarand
said:
Cussed poor cigar. Where did they
give them to you? I want to steer
clear of that place. By the way, there
are some New York papers that I want
you to get. Have 'em put on your ex
change list. I'll give you a list of the
papers I want."
The fiend was perfectly serious: so
was the editor, who rallied and re
marked with a sneer:
"Don't you want me to turn over
the Post-oflice key to you? Perhaps
vou would like to open the money-order
letters?"
"You do need a trtisincss manager,
but I fancy you would hardly be able
to pay me my price to take hold of
your business department."
It became still more evident that this
fiend did not require much more en
couragement to feel perfectly at case.
Oiice more the ed tor's face was
wreathed in scorn, as he said:
"I am going t- have a telephone put
up between th's olliee, an-l -our resi
dence, so you will be able to spend some
of your time at home."
"This is good enough for me right
here, if 3-011 will fill a side basket, and
have some more pegs to hang clothes
on," replied the demon, tearing the
wrappers oil" the exchanges.
The amusing feature of this conver
sation is that it actually took place. It
is a pecul arity of the newspaper bore
that he is perfectly honest in believing
that he is the only visitor to the oilice
who is not a bore, hence any hint you
may give him to clear out is taken as
the spirit of banter, as if it were pleas
antly and not seriously meant for him
at all. Ales. Stccet, hi Arkan-unv Trav
eler. THE HERBALIST.
A Very FlourNMngT Professional Wanderer
iu Sreat Hritain.
The conservatism of our country
folk, in the matter of medicine, com
prises it may be said, almost all their
conservatism. They are beginning to
regard ghosts and bogles as stuff and
nonsense; they have learned to be
moderate in the'r estimation of the
Landoner. regarding h'm as neither a
very marvelous nor a very terrible be
ing; they have forgotten their old cus
toms to a very great extent, and their
old .-ongs entirely; but to a wonderful
extent they believe in theetlicacyof the
remedies handed down almost un
changed from the days when the monks
were the sole depositaries of medical
and surgical knowledge. Our simple
gatherer is, therefore, a sort of doctor
iu his way. He believes firmly that
apoplexy, paralysis, gout, and rheu
matism are to be allev.ate.I bv use of
wall-flowers: that the canterbury bell
or throat wort is good for swell ngs or
inflammation -of the throat; that golden
rod stops blood-flow; that Jesuit's bark
cures ague: that the "golden water, '
made from lilies of the valley, is good
to strengthen the limbs of children;
that red valerian, peony and columbine
are invaluable peony" in especial has
tening the growth of children s teeth,
its dried roots being tied round their
necks. He can tell us all about the
carminative hot and cold seeds, the
opening roots, the emollient herbs, the
capillary herbs, the sudorific woods,
the cordial tlowers. the vast list of
flowers and roots which cure diseases
of corresponding form such as nettle
tea for nettle-ra-h. worm root for
lunacy, liver-wort for liver complaints,
saftron flowers for tcarlet fever. He
works hard, early and late; for his oc
cupation necessitates a good deal of
trespassing. Long before the wood
man has shouldered his ax and started
for the copses, the gatherer of simples
may be seen creeping along the banks
of sedgy streams, or knee deep in
the grass and flowers of pleasant
fields, or drooping along hedgeways,
or pushing his way through thick
undergrowth, always in a shamefaced
sort of way, for liis chief enemy, the
keeper, can not be persuaded that a
man carrying a stout stick and a
basket is not after rabbits or anv other
marketable creature that comes handy.
All the Vcar lion ml. .
Jelly cake: Two eggs, one cup of
sugar, one-half cup of butter, one-half
cup of sweet milk, three teaspoonfuls
oi baking powder. Boston Qlobc.
TRADE. IN THE LONG AGO.
TJ Habits and Customs t .Western
pie Forty Years Ago.
The habits and customs of. tho people
forty years ago in the West wercjqultj
different f.om tho style of this
modern age. Iu the matt.-r of clothing--and
house-furnishing the diflereuce was
very great and cous.-qu nlly the assoitr
ruents of the dry-goods mer.-f-ait, hae
undergone a correspond ug change
s'nr-e that early pcr.od. In. lbs ae of
rapid t.-aiisit and l'a-t mails it does not
taktj long lor Eastern fas.i'ous and
styles to become fam 1 ar iu the Wet,
and the.c is bu. l.ttloditlVr'-uee between
the well-dresse I lady of the Hist, anil J
the stvlisaly attr-d Wej oni woman. 1
.luc same siiu.1ar.1y 01 cioiu. g is niso
not ceable for men' w mi i : hioiti
East and Wc-t ,-o c os-dy co iv-po.i .
Forty years ago fnc .-puii:..ir win. 1
wa-i in vogu.' in almost cerv Vestsrn
fa;-m-hou-e, a:.d tlie voiu.n tolka
spun the wool f.om tiu-.r .:ome-clip I
.fleeces. It was then taken :o the n-ar-est
" fuliing mill. ' carded and woc.t
into cloth for men's wear, and a sort of
flannel or litis -y fo women's wear.
For summer clothing, ga mems mad)
from flax were worn, homespun and
homemade, of a grayish color. These
who are familiar with :h customs of
the West forty years a,o will at once
recall the flax clothing worn by men,
whose usual summer attav was a pa r
of linen pantaloons and a pair of b:oad
saddle-girth suspenders, flax shirt,
straw hat and stogy ln.e ; or boots.
Nos. y, 10 and 1 1 were th-s favorite
size fo.- boo:s and shoe-. During thu
surum-r perod youii men and boya
nio'tly went barefoot, and. iu conse
quence, they haJ a broatl undsrstand
inj. which the sn aller sizes of shb-..s in
this more fashionable age woul 1 Jiot ac
commodate. Tlu-overc atof t (a. peri
od wa very different .roai the modern
style and fit of this later date. Tiie
cloth was heavy aud serviceable, home
spun, and fulled at the mill, leaving it
a sort of lig.it drab color. It was made
long, and over the shoulder was a layer
of from three to four capes, the b.itlom
one being the longest, and the succeed
ing ones gradually tapering oil. Br j.ht
brass buttons,' abouL the size of tho or
dinary s Iver quarter dollar, were the
only decoration. T..e lining was ol
homemade flannel or liusey. There
were no braids, nor silk serges, nor
fancy sleeve linln .js. such as are used
at the pr-SMit day. Ordinary brown
sheeting or a 1 oiuuiou glazed muslin
were goo I enoig.i at tnat time foi
sleeve-lining-.
Th. gcnllem in of that period wore
Iwoa le.oth. The fancy suitings of cas
simeres, worsteds and s .k mixture-:
now so couiinou were then unknown iu
the West. The interiiicd.at. grad be,
tv. en the home-pun and broadcloth
was Kentucky jeans of a blue and also
a butternut color. Black a id blue were
tlu favorite sha les in broadcloth. The
well dressed man had a Sunday and
holiday -ui: of black broadcloth for coat
and trousers and tor ves . black sat u.
Shirt and square bo-oin, with high
standing collar and high black stock 01
black -ilk neck handkei chief. A high
black-silk hat. brotd br 111, or a dral
color fur beaver of similar shape, and
a pa rof well-blacked calfskin boots an I
behold the well-dressed man half a cent
ury ao.
Do you not see him as your memory
travels b.i-kward, as with shining
black from head to fool he seemed a?
grand as an Emperor to your boyish
eyes? And then for party dress 01
tine summer wear, a bluebroadeloth
coat with high still' collar, swallow-tail
skirts and brignt bia-s buttons. The
vest and trousers of plain India nankin
gold-brown color and a milled shirt
bosom. How stately anil dignified a3
with hat in hand the gentleman of the
"long ago'" appealed in the parlor,
and with perfect ease of manner greet
ed the assembled guest--.
The broadeloths which the merchant
kept in that early period have given
place to cassimeres and worsteds o!
modern date: the black satin for vests,
the black silk cravats, the India nan
kins, the frill shirt-bosoms, have all dis
appeared. The modern merchant sells
shirt , ties, scarfs and clothing ready
made, and there, are but few calls in
couutrv stores for Irish linens. Justice.
MR. POTTS' DEAL IN PORK.
The Inability ur the Avei-ace Female Mind
to Coutprrlieud CouiuieiViul Terim.
"I think, my dear, March pork is a
good purchase," .said Mr. Pott-, taking
another pancake and skimming ovei
the morning paper.
"I gue-s we don't need any, thank
j-ou," said Mrs". Pott. "If you see an)
good Ocloler butter anywhere, you
might send up a jar."
You don't understand me, my dear.
I mean a ! ttle .-peculation. Let me
show you how it works. Now, I buy
2o') barrels of pork at .12.:l7A a barrel."
'Heavens and earth, Mr. Potts, where
are you going to put it all?"
'Don t Iu o fa-t, wife. I don't ever
see the pork my.-elf, or have anything
to do w th :u"
"I thought you ju-t said you were
go";ir to -end up 'J'A) barreN."
"No, I didn't. The pork I am gojig
to buy s way off in Cuicago."
"How do yfii know whether it is
good or not. then?''
"Dear me, w fe; what do I care
whether it is good or badr" I merely go
l.ng."
"Vou mean yon go long minding
your own bu-ne;s?"
"No, no. That's a technical phrase.
Let me explain it to you. You .-ee,
when I go long, tho bucket-shop goes
short."
"Short?"
"Short, Mrs. Putt."
'Short of pork? Why don't they get
some more, dear."
Good Lord, wife, th whole thiqgj is
plain as-dav. Here I go to a bucket-
shop and buy"i.r0 barrel- of p.ork; that, I
don t you see, make- them bears and
me a bull."
. "Don't you know any better, Mr.
Pott-, than to talk 1 ke that before your
own eh I Jivn? I hmild think you'd
be a hamed of yourself, sir. You get
worse and wor-e everyday."
"You don't know what you are talk
ing about, Mrs. Potts. When I buy 2.o
or.'rflO barrels of pork it .-hows 1 feel
like a bull."
I should think you'd feel like an
idiot."
I buy -2:.0 barrels of pork, as I said
aefon. Mrs. Potts, and cover it with
uiarinns.'
What kind of margin?"
"Oh. live-cent margin-' to benn
with."
"I -houldu't think margins as cheap
as that would be good tor auvth'UA
You'd better let me go aud piel them
out for you. Mr. Pott. Men never
know about such things."
"I buy -J."u barrels of pork, Mrs.
Potts and hold on to it until March."
"I thought you .said you wouldn't
have any to hoi I ou to."
"A- 1" .-aid b 'for. Mrs. Potts, I buy
2o0 barrels of pork and hold on to it
till March comes, and then pork, ac
cording to my way of thinking, will be
worth a dollar or two more a barrel
than I gave for it, and I'll be anywhere
from $2.30 to ."00 ahead. What do
you think of that, Mrs. Potts?"
"Where is the ."j00 comins from!"
"From mv deal.'
"What dJal?"
"The deal I just told you about"
"I haven't heard a word about a deal,
Mr. Potts. I guess you are out of your
head, tli's morning. I don't know what
has got into you lately." LovxXi
Courier.
ABOUT CABIN E1S.
Tka
Cltause-i in thrt Constitutional
' viser or Former Pre .Hunts.
44.
Washington served e'ght years. Hi
ha I throe Se.eret-irio f St.i!e. two Sac-rcta.-i
of tho Treasury, three Secre
taries of IWar.-t u-eo i'ostuia'sle.v-Gen-
era'. thrJc Atioraevs-'J m-etul. I
.John Adims s-.-ve I Ur tour years.
He had -two See.vtar'cs 01" Sfcs:l , two
fecrclarie; of tlu l'iva-ur.-. Siuve Sjc-
letari. s of War. ttuv S e.Vtai'idi ot the-
Navy, and two Alt r.UVs-fleneral.
Jefferson wed for eight vcar-. ' He
; had two S -cr. I' trie of War. two Post
J inastots-ti ii '.ral, arid four At onievs
! J.,e::e :; .
1 Mad s )ii .;. rve 1 for ei.-h yea:v. He
1 had t, Seer. arl s of Mate, four Sec
j re'i.iri'i of t i 'Irea.juy. tm; r'eciv-
tari s o.' War. two S :. tar.es o the
I Navy, t w,i. Po t:iiast.r.i-(i.nur.il, aud
1 three Attorney ieneral.
Monroe served eigh. years, w th three
Secretaries of the Na.y. two Postiiiai-ters-'.Ieiierak
John Qu 11 y Adams served for four
years. II had t.vo Secretaries of War.
Ja -ksoa served tor eight year-. Ho
had fo ir Secretar.es of Mate, four Sec
retaries of the Trc.isury, two Secre
taries of War, three Secretaries of the
Navy, two Porraasters-Ueneral, aud
three Attorneys-General.
Van Buren served for four years. He
had two Secretaries of the Navy, two
Postmasters Geacrnl. and three Attorneys-General.
Harri-on died a mouth after his i-
auguration. Mar.-h 4, 1811.
Tyler served for nearly four years as;
the constitutional successor of Har
rison. He had four Secretaries, of State
four Secretaries of the Treasury, thref
SeeretarLv, of War, three Secretaries oi
tlu Nav,-. two Po-tinasters-General.
and thre Attor.icys-Geiiera!.
Polked served four ye us. He had
two Sccretari s of the Navy and three
Attorneys (Jen ral.
Taylor died iu sixteen months, with
no changes.
Fillmore served the remainder ol
Taylor's term as his consiitutlon-il suc
cessor. II' had two Seer Lines of
Stale, two Secretaries of the Navy aud
two Po?t masters-General.
P.erce served for four years with au
unchanged Cabinet throughout Ida
term.
Buchanan served for four years. He
had two Secretaries of State, throe
Secretaries of the Tivasury, two Secre
taries of War, three Postmasters-General
and two Attorneys-General.
Lincoln served for four years and a
few weeks! He had three Secretaries
of the Trea-ury, two Secretaries ol
War, two -Secretaries of the Inter.or,
two Po,tina.stcr.s-General and two At
torneys-General.
Johnson served nearly four years as
the coust'tutional successor of Llneo n
He had four Secretaries of War. two
Secretaries of the Interior, two Post
masters -Gc.eial aud three Attorneys
General. Grant served for eight years. He
had two See.-i t.iries of State, four
Secrelarie of the Trea-ury. four -Secretaries-
of War. two Secretaries of the
N ivy. thre ' cretaries o-' t .e Int 'r'or.
thivePostiiia.il; a-Genere.i and five At-turne.v-iJene'-iI.
Hay.- 1 a I two Secretaries
two ecretar.es of the X.ivv
o: War.
md two
Postmasters Co leral.
Garfield held olliic little more than
six months. :(ud made no chang-s.
Arthur, as the constitutional successor
of Garfield, served the remainder of
the latier's term. He had two Secre
taries of Ma'e, four Secretaries of the
Treasury, two Secretaries of tho Navy,
two ! e -Vetaries of the Interior, three
Postmasters General and two Attor-11evs-Gener.1I.
Tne common law through all these
administrations, from tho foundation ot
the Government down to the present
t'mc, has be n change, resulting from
political or from petsonal causes.
ll'ashittifloii Cor. X. J. Sun.
THE TURCOMAN.
How the Astatic Rovrr Appear on
nu
N.itivv Steppe.
I f Anv traveler who has crossed the wild
upland reg'on lately occupied by Rus
sia on the bor ler of Afghanistan, and
has sen tho Turcoman camps and
Afgh in villages with which it is stud
ded, has surveyed at one glane the
past and the present Central Asia. The
fortress-like Afgh.i hamlet, with its
huge gray mud wall and narrow, sinis
ter loop holes, behind which the low,
llat-r.ofe I earthen hovels hu.Idl ! so
c'osely together as barely to leave pas
sage room between them, repre.sentg
the marauding shepherd of the East in
h's more advanced slag.? of lixed resi
d 'tice in one spot, but still retaining
enough of his guerilla nature to regard
every stranger as an enemy and to build
every house l'ke a fort. The light Tur
coman ten of felt and sapling , set up
or pulled down in a lew moments tvpi
. . . 1 1 T
l.es the same r.ian in his onir.ual char
acter as a wandering herdsman. Hying
from his enemy or pouncing upon him
with e pial suddenness, swooping off
wit'i his booty into the des -rt like oue
of i s own vulture--, ever occupied with
the duties of (hiding gr:is- and water
for the Hoc!-:- and herds that formed his
whole pos-essions. aud of anticipating
any foa who w'shed to cut his throat by
cutting the la ter's throat lirst. .
Hut despite all these bandit qualities
the Turcoman at home is not a bad fel
low by any mean-. Drawing bridle on
the crest of one of those lonir. low swells
that break at t mes the gray unending
s inieness of the vast plains of Central
Asia, you see below 3-011 a tiny stroain.
sharply outline I agaiu-t the . surrounding
de-ertby tin dark b"lt of nndergrowth
friugmg it. On the bank stand a dozen
or more hue. pointed, dark gray ob--cLs
very much like gigantic dunce-
japs," around which a number of sheep
-.i:u cattle are teed ng A shrill cry
f0111 a tall ligure among them brings
out ot the teuis a halt score of gaunt,
sinewy fellows in Siilel, white tunie
and high caps of black sheeyskin, hand
liug nieuacingly the spears and guns
which th-'V have snatched up.
The Turcoman "Beg," or Chief (for
sued lie is;, greets you with a guttural
"Kosh ame.leid" (you are Welcome)
mo: e reassuring than the short curved
saber within reach of his baud, which
shows by its notches that it has once
done a thrifty business. But its
master is now a tolerably peaceable
subject of Kussia. converted by that
persuasive strategy which might give a
hint to the invaders of the Soudau:
"We never wasted time in pursuing
them, but beset the water-courses
whither they must repair sooner or
later, and then we had them at our
mercy." He kindly offers you a seal
on a newly flayed and still bloody
sheepskin and hands you an earthen jar
of milk and a wooden spoon, licking
the latter clean as a special compl i
Bieut. Should you arrive on the day of
unwonted plenty, which results from a
camel's death by age or disease, you
may preface with the blue, stringy meat
bowl of "brick-tea" with salt for sugar
nd rancid fat for cream. The Chiefs
little brown girls, who crowd around
you to play with your sash tassels and
the fringe of your turban, wear a small
brass coin imbedded in the skin of the
forehead, a Turcoman lady's traditional
ornament ever since Isaiah denounced
its Hebrew counterpart. But with all
this hospitality you will do wisely not
to prolong your call, as every Tur
coman tent swarms with "indigenous
creepers" not classified by any botanat
A', r. Tmes.
RFI.IGIOUS AND EDUCATIONAL.
Theroi a i o igrcgatibnal Church
in M.-msicliiisotts ccarly two hui.drcd
uti.l lUty year- o d. and it has .cccntly
installed ib twelfth . as r. Hoslou
Trait rip!.
Uliu Cali.c I at. o-ic or the "rgTS
sacred edifices in Germ.tny. w II L
compl ted a.t r li:;vnij. be 11 i.ntinis ed
f-r- over four hundred years. It was
bitiiin in'l:.7 rn I finished iu 1-46. ex
cept the tow. r . which are now being
L erected aeeording :o the anclsmt des'gu.
. 111 neten .now 101k. sav- t. e
St.imlar-l of t e Cro., th.-re is a town
ot .1 o-J In ah tant, :,.'. of whom arc
Prut -st nt-., having four Protestant
c'jutce. who-" cut re membership is'
only clgiry'. There arc l,'iJ0 children,
of whom ouly 20) ate in Sunday
schools. - Ti.e authorit'es of th; Knox M"
miirial Presbyter an Ch reh. -Montr -al.
hate teste, the weekly nve ope sys
tem and pr, otitic it a s.uce- . The
to al avails reached --"i, ITU. .ut of
wh ch trtOii iv.'i' appropriated t- tie
Suiidav s -hoed aud sJl.-Jyi for uiissiou-
I ary objects.
Prof. Kay. of Tufts College reontT
asked thice hundred .nilil'lv college
J professors their op'n on : s t t te proper
modern language e-piivaent tor the
Greek requ'red tor admission to college.
Sixty-seven per cent., as between Ger
man and French, advocated German,
ou account of its superior disciplinary
value.
-Nassau Hall at Princeton College
was so named at the request of Gov
ernor Belcher, 111 honor of 11 s Maje-ty
Will am 1H., vAo belonged t the
House of Nassau; hence the origin of
the Princetoniaus' colors of orange and
black. Around this old build ng clus
ters all that is of historic interest with
regard to the growth of Princeton Col
lege. The educational statistics of Borne
show that, whereas in 1S76" 120.000 of
the '18J.0O0 inhabit nits could nether
read nor write, there are now l'J.COO
pupils in the recently e-tablishe I Gov
ernment schools. 20,00'J in the Cathol c,
with a large additional number iu tho-o
of Protestant denominat ou--. Kome is
therefore being rap dly deprived, by tho
ruthless ban t 01 education, of one of
her chief attractions to the curious tour-it-an
ignorant and de. ased !ower
ela-vs Current.
The old ch lined Bible was recently
Oil
a'ed, and said it gave iiim great pleas
ure to replace the volume in the position
iu which it was chained In the reign of
Queen Elizabeth, at the time when
Bibles of the same edition were placed
in catliedrals and Deans' houses through
out the country. The book had been
temporarily removed pending repair
to the ancient i:na.
Acolo.-ed Baptist Church in New
Bedford, having adv. rtiscd for a min
ister, received w ord from one in New
York Stat.; that he would be on hand
Saturday nigh'. A committee was at
the station to iu-ethim, and was a-tt.u-is'icd
to find .1111 a white man. Tho
stranger, who ha I not supposed tlrat
his future parlsfi'on t.s wen; colored.
wa equally asto.ii-hed. He prea-lc-d
for them ou Sunday, however, and was
sent away with th " j roceeds of a t olfac
tion. Worcester (Mux.) ..
WIT AND WISDOM.
The great difference between virtue
ami vice is tiffs for virtue you havo a
price to receive; for vice you have a
price to pay.
"Pa, I hey ain't going to have lamp
posts any longer." Why not?"
''Cause they are long enough now."
Boston Ilea on.
Mr. Isaacs (who-? son has fu'lon
over tn. railing into tne pit) ".iakey,
Jakey, come up so quick vot you can.
Day sharge a dollar und a halef do.vn
dcre." Chieaijo Humbler.
Though reason is not to be rebed
upon as uuiver.-ally stilliclcnt to direct
us what to do, yet it is generally to be
relied upon and obeyed when it tells us
what we ought not to do. Detroit
I'osl.
"Can I make a trade with you for
your daughter?" "Well. I don't know
but you tu'ght You'd 1uake a pretty
good son-in-law. 1 gue-s. I alway- like
to get something to boot when I make
a trade." i:olon 'lime.
"Yes, sir. I des" re to buy a hou-e in
the country," said the b okl-r. "I am
sure mine wiil su.t ou." answered his
caller. "It has a beautiful situation
rivht 0:1 t :e margin of the lake, and "
"That's enough.- I don't want it. I
will not buy anything on margin- the-e
tiuies," emphatically said the broker.
Chi aijo XciVi.
-Strive to be happy-
'l his life Is not ail suii-lilne,
Nor is It j;t all shower-:
but stnnns und culms idtrrniite
.- tlniru Hmon' the tlowers.
And while we i-euk the ro--s
The thorns lull oft we eau:
Still let us. ttioiifli the wound US,
lie happy us we e in.
If a man meets you with a pleasant
face, you will be apt to show a pleasant
face to him; and if he reeeiv. a you with
a sour face ours will probably be sour
also wheueer you see liuu. In sho. t.
a man is like a look ng-glass v. l.ich
shows to the plea-ant-faced man a
plea ant face, aud a so .r face to ih
sour-faced mau. Ar. )'. .Iu I.
Minks - Yes sir, I have oatmeal on
my table every morning. I consider it
f;e most wholesome, m st .links
But see here. MinJ.s. don't you know
that oatmeal is the prim-ipa! ili-h In
Scotland, and tint country is a nation
of dyspeptics? "O, it's not the oatmeal
that cause. iLspcp-ia over there."
"What is it?" '"Tin bagpipe-." I'hil
adelphia CalL
-There used to 1 e au old gentlemau
who lived up in one ol the parishes of
Lou'siauM who wm n.e I for his tre
mentions deportment a-id iiiictualitv.
Arriving in New Cr.eans for the lirst
time 2. e accosted a ouig mau-ab ut-to-.vn.
who was standing ou thecoruor
of the street. "I wi-l. my 011ug
friend." .-aid he. Liking out his watch,
"to go to the St Charles Hotel."
"Well," said the jiilded youth, "you
may go, but don't stav'but half an
hoiir.'p
Prebident Pierce.
President Piurcu'.s coai-htnftii, iu a
rvcut conversation with the Washing
ton correspondent of the i levelaud
t.C'ider. .inid: "President Pierce wa
line man, and a good-looking oue, too.
Thu White Uoits-; stables, wete then
:ibou where the fountain is now, and I
e.t'1 m e yien-e at this mom.-ut as he
used to walk down to the stable of a
morning with his whip in his hand. He
would come in and pat the horses -nd
say: 'Well, Tnonias, wi'l ou sa-Mltf
in- horse for me, please?" and th n he
would tro'l away to look at the garden
which then lay betwecnUie White IIoim
and the Trxiiiry, While h's horse waa
being prepared fur bun- Pre-idnt
Pierce was a Hue horseman, and he
liked the saddle. He had a ix-autiful
horse, but she was blind as a -tone
wall, though no one knew it Presideat
Pierce was a k'ud master. He was ao
common like, and he woald talk to you
as well as to the diplomats who isum
iu loyal 1 veries. He hud a til e stable.
There were eight hor-es .-nd several
carriage;?. Some of 1:L- l.oiso- were
'iven him, and I thiuk his coach also,
ie sold the coach at the close of hit
Administration, aud gave the money
to oue of the city asylums- President
Pierce's livery wa navy blue with ttr
buttou."
replaced in the position it originally oc
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As a reliable remedy, iu ca-e.- of Croup,
Whoo'iiu.; Coiili, or stalJui Cold-,
and for the pruiu;it relief ami cure of
throat and Iuu di-ea-es, i"i-rV Cherry
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Council BIuu's, Iowa.. writes: "I coii-iih-r
AVer's Cherry Pectoral a nio-t important
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have never known it to fail. It will re
lieve the most serious affection of the
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AYER'S
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it an absolute cure for all -ue!i a!l"eeti.-n-.
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3Irs. L. E. Herman, 1ST fiercer .-r...Jei--. j
City, writes: "I have always loisml
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ily." B. T. Johnon, Jit. Savam- 31d..
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ed with Croup, I have never found any
thing equal to Ayer's Cherry Pectoral.
It Is the most potent of all the remedies I
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For sale by all Drtigghts.
THE SUMMER TERM
-OF THK
FREMONT NORMAL
a NO
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Will hein
JULY 7th, 1885,
and End Aug. 29th.
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The Business Department will all'unl
every opportunity tor improvement in
Penmanship, Iiu-incs.- Arithmetic, Rook-
keeping. Commercial uorrespoiulence,
anil imitation of aetual lmines.
Music.
We can (.peak with the utmost conli
dencc of the instruction xiveu in our
Music Department. Miss Rou Conrad,
instructor of the Piano Forte, a graduate
of the Cornell Conservatory of .Music, i
not only a brilliant performer, !ut a
pains-taking and superior teacher. The
instrnctors in Vocal Culture, Note-reading
and Singing arc tliorouidi and suc
cessful. . Expenses.
Tuition for eight weeks, $s to .flOJjil
paid strictly iu advance. This in
cludes admission to Normal and Ruitiies
classes. Music, $12 for twenty lesson.
Short-hand, $12 for twenty le.on. Type
writing, with use of instrument, $10 lor
twelve weeks. Good day hoard can be
obtained in the College Home at $i'i"i per
week. Rooms .i0 cts. to ..cts. per .-tuu-
ent.
The Fall Term will begin rept. 1-t, and
continue ten weeks; tuition, $10. For
further particulars address,
ur. i. Joi:.j. a. .n.
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Fremont, Neb.
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"Bffl'IO.'V Hooks, Floral Mhiiiuo, Fur
niture polish.
.'ECAM.IiAIC.S, (,'eographie-. (ieome-trie-t.OloxoboKe-,
toy (iuu-,(.' roscopc
to illu-tr.ite the law".- of motion).
IB Alia -UK. Header-, hand-ome lloli
il iv L'lII-, Haml-xla-M-. Unhhx -horse-,
It.iiu!-- itelieN, llt-lories.
I. ' 14 S, (all good kinds and color). Ink'--tauds
i common and f.incy).
.H-:Wi:!.Ca-e.-, .lews harps.
I.i:iS of ink, Kitchen .-el?.
l.l':EK,,'f-'EC, Ledger paper. Legal cap,
Lunch basket-, Lookiugla e.-.
.'ti,'i'0. A- II iiiilin Orsan-, .Magiirts,
Mu-ie boe. .Magazine-, .Mu-liche
cups, .Mouth organs. Memorandum,
Mu-ic hook-. .Mu-ie holder-, .M-tchiuc
oil. .Mat-, Moderator- record-, .Muci
Luze, Micro-rope.
ni'rirl.l'S for tewing inichine-. Note
paper.
OK A; V. Oil lor Mcuiii! nisi hine,
uriMii stool.-. Oigan seat-.
ii:kioi:a .., ricture-, ruie
block.-, l'rcsetl'-. I'ictlllebook-, l'l.mo-.
Ten-, I'apetrie"., l'encil-, I'ur-e-. I'ol-l-ll
for ill I ill ill IT. r.lliiphbt'ei-e-, I '.i per
culler-, I'.iper f i-leiler-. 1'irtilie u-lc-,
I'letlire li.tme-. CeK.-t book-,
I'erliiinery and i'ei liiuierv ca-e-. Taper
racks, Pencil holtlers.
KKWAKIt cartl
lier dolN.
Kill. her halls, Rub-
M'llOOli hooks, Sewing .-taint.-,, School
atcheN, Slate-, Stereoscopes and pic
tures Scrap books. Scrap pictures.
Sewing machine neeillo. Schol.ir'd com-pauiou-.
Specie purser, Singiug toy
canaries, Sled- for boys Shawl straps",
Shell good.s.
,rKI.KS-OI'F..''. Tows of all kinds,
children's Trunks, Thermometers
Tooth brushes (.folding). Tea sets for
girl-, Tool cheats for bov, Ten-pin sets
for boy.-, Tooth pick.-. Tin toy?.
VIOI.l"!i and strings, Vases.
WOOIkHRIIMJi: Organs. Work basket-.
Waste baskets, Whips (with
eae, Webster' dictionaries, Weather
glasses. Work boxes. Whips for boys,
Wagons for boy. What-nots, Wooden
tooth pick.
Eleventh Street, "Journal" Buil-iing.
Cures Guaranteed!
DR.
WARNS SPECIFIC No. 1.
A
Certain Cure for Nervous Debilitv,
linal Weakness, Involuntary Emi-
aeuu
sion.s, Spermatorrhea, and all diseases of
the geiiito-urinary organs caused by self
abiise or over indulgence.
Price, $1 00 per box, six. boxes $.1.00.
DR. WARNS SPECIFIC No. 2.
For Epileptic Fits, Mental Anxietv,
boss of .Memory, Softening of the Iiraiii,
and all those diseases of the brain. PrWe
$1.00 per box, six boxes $.".! m.
DR. WARN'S SPECIFIC No. 3.
For Impotence, Sterility iu either sex,
boss of Power, premature old age, and all
those di-ease requiring a thorough in.
vigoratiuu of the se.vtul organs. Price
$-J.iH) per box, six boxes $10.00.
DR. WARN'S SPECIFIC No. 4.
For Headache, Nervous Neuralgia, and
all acute diseases of the nervous system.
Price ."0c per box, six boxes $i."0. "
DR. "WARN'S SPECIFIC No. 5.
For all diseases caused by the over-Use
of tobacco or liipior. This remedy is par
ticularly eulcacious in averting palsy and
delirium tremens. Price $l.0 per oy.
six boxes $.".00.
We Oiiarantee a Cure, or agree to re
fund double the money paid. Certificate
iu each box. This guarantee applies to
each of our five Specifics. Sent by malt
to any address, secure from observation,
on receipt of price. Re careful to mention
the number of Specific wanted. Our
Specifics are only recommended for spe
cific diseases. Rcware of remedies war
ranted to cure all there diseases with one
medicine. To avoid counterfeits and al
ways secure tuc genuine, order ouly from
DOWTY A. ;ilI.-.,
DllUG GISTS',
l-t Columbus Neb.
Health is Wealth!
Dr. li C. West's Nerve and Rr.uk The.it
UEXT, n RuarantMsd Bnociiie for Jljuterin, Dizzi
ness, Convulsions, Pita. JN'orroua. Neuralgia,
lleadacho. Nervous Prostration caused bythouoo
ot alcohol or tobacco. Wakefulness, Mental .De
pression, Hoftoning of tho lirain resulting in in
sanity and icjulinn to misery, decoy and death.
Frezaaturo Old Ago. iiarronne?a. Loss of power
in either 6cr. Involuntary Lossoa and Spermat
orrhoea, caused byover-oxortion of tho brain, Batf
abusoor oTer-induIgenco. Each box contains
one month's treatment. $lXUa box,orsix bozea
for5.W. sent by mail prepaidou receipt of price.
W GUAKAXTEE SIX JBOXEJ4
Tocnroanycaso. With each order received byos
for nix boxes, accompanied with $5XU. wo 'will
eend tho purchaser our written guarantee to ro
tund tho money if the treatmentdoeaiioteffact
a cure. Guarantees iseuodonlyby
JOHN O. "WEST & CO.,
8S2 W. MADISON ST., CHICAGO, ILLS.,
Sole Prop's West's Liver PiUs.
S50Q REWARD!
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cannot an with Wnt'a VrgttaM Urrr Hill, whea th d!ru
Uociara itrlctlr eomplird with. They ara purity TrreUhl.aJ
arrtr&ll to fin uUibctlcn. Snrar Coattd. lira toxt,coa'
talsiacIOpUl'.Ucfttti. Vir uU by all dmsfUU. Du. o!
J0U.NO. WEST CO., 131 A las W. MaJIm fit, CuigZ
ft trial fttXi wot j nail prepaid en niytul a3 caUUtiua.
"IT7"T"jT more money than at anything "
VV I e,se u" taking an agency for
1 -1"1-' the best sellinjr book out. lle
jriniier.H succeed grandly. None fell.
Terms free. llALLicrr Hook Co , Fort
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