tr .tf--"1 "-r"i. va-'"5S-'.'3s - - s -ia- .V".jMn T'-wi2; - --r"t' 1' . fc o g K J3 o 0 C ; ij- 1.1 i ' r . . a t o f - o o . .-: r i. p ":".-:: t , - O . . o ; i ri ! : 5 ? . o . i :. . . ... o i . : o 3 !i 5. ?- o i i j ff . ; IS r . , . I' ! v . IS -. I Is :" . n .- . i .-. I : rf ' ii : ! . " o 4 " .1 i I . . is -. - . o o m THE TURF. a Kingdom for a llorse Tbe Expert of an Indianapolis Maa In Making a Trotter. "A few years ago,' said the shabby man. scratching his head through a con renierit hole in his hat, "I had a fever to "be the owner of a fast trotting horse, and it didn't take nil long to find a man who' had a promising six-months-old colt. -.' "I bought the embryo trotter, paid . $100 for the animal, and put it on past tire. In the fall several horsemen ad- . Tised me to let him run on pasture this winter and 'freeze him out.' I did so, ' And the next spring when I went to look at the animal I thought he wouldn't .tmng over ten dollars. lint I paid his pasture-bill, hired a colored boy to rub 3um down, the long hair came off and he began to take on llesh. . 'I wasadvised to get a careful 'man to break him, and when I, began to inquire 'for such a careful man I found the town was full of them. I hired one for twen- tv-five dollars, and in two weeks some- V thing got wrong with one of the horse's legs. The breaker, without asking, hired a doctor, who took the horse to 'bis stable to board, for which he charged me one dollar a day. "I tcok the horse away from the breaker, and, considering myself im iposad upon, refused to pay the bill. He sued me, and, running in all the stable hands and horsemen about town as wit nesses, he had an easy victory; and 1 had heavy costs to pay. . "I then got another man to finish the .breaking. He drove the horse once or twice and then made a discovery that .pleased mo very much. 'You've got a ,tine horse there,' .said he, 'one that will injake a trotter.' I began to think I had : Goldsmith Maid or lied Cloud. 'This 'horse ought to be put on the track.' He took me aside and told me very privately that he would undertake the animal's .education for cne dollar a day, but not to tell the terms to any one as It would .injure him in his 'profession.' "He took the prodigy am? trained him for three months. Every Sunday I went out to the exposition track to see him. Even' time the trainer told me with enthusiasm that he was lha most promising 'young boss' lie had ever seen, and filled mu with vanity. But 1 (had never seen my horse go. One day ii found that the only training he was getting was in being driven about town ..at night in a beastly stata of intoxica tion (the man. not the horse). Before this I had supposed that all horse ttrainers belonged to the temperance band. "So I took hossy away from this fellow ami sent him to the Southern . Fark. The track was a mile long, which !l was told would be better. 1 jot a new driver, who, after jroinjr around the ,track, pulled up and said: " 'What do you ask for this boss?' i " 'Don't want to sell him.' " " 'He's a good one or lj will be if he's handled right. He's been nearly ' spoiled, though. They'xo got him to 'hopping. Hut I can bring him out of that.' ' 'You can? What'll you charge?' , " 'Well, you've been swindled so Jbadlv I'll becasv with j'ou a dollar a 'lay. ;So I employed him. In about a week jl called to .see-Low my tiotter was get ting on. 'He's doing better,' said the trainer, but he still hops. He will have 'to have his teeth leveled tip.' "Holy terror, thinks I: what have his ;tccth to do with Ills hopping. But I iconcludml to have ltis Ittitli lived, and a . man with a black satchel came to do tho job. " 'Don't he wabble or hitch a little when 3'ou drive him?' inquired the horse dentist. - 'Yes, a good deal,' said the trainer. " 'It's his teth.' said the dentist. So ho leveled iy tho grinders and I paid him five dollars. "But somehow, although my horse looked prettier when he smiled than he . ever had before, he didn't seem to im prove in other vpecls. I got hold of the man who groomed the .-teed and after putting a couple of silver dollars in his hand pumped him. " 'It's as much as my place is worth,' said he, 'aud you musu't give me away. Your hor.se hasn't been drove hardly at all. When they see you are coming ithey hitch him up and trot him a little nd I can't get a chance to rub and feed "him as 1 ought.' I told him I wanted him to work on my horse and would pay him well for it. 'Ail right, boss,' said the groom. l "Two weeks later I saw my horss gain. The driver said he had nevei seen a horse improve so rapidly in hi? life. He told me he had been giving him medicine, had loosened up his hide and made his hair to lie down. He got live dollars awa from me for that. I .wanted to know how much I oweil him. He figured it np. There were blankets, and toe-weights, and boots anil a big blacksmith bill, and training, etc. I paid his bill and took him away. On the wa driving hack to tjwn I fried to overtake a funeral, but tlif last carriage In the procession distanced me and the hearse was out of sight. "Still the horso hat? every mark of a ".trotter, and lut If m in the hands of a careful traincrat the State fairgrounds. One day this honest man said to me - 'This is no track for a lrse like ywurs. Vou ought to send lfm to Cleveland the finest track in the world. There's . riobod here to appreciate a good horse. . Up -there Mjniebody'U se him. I'si oing t0 Cleveland, and I'll take him there for 3'ou. He needs to be worked ; for awhile there, and I'll work him for jpu.' "So off to Cleveland. The horse was gone, about two months, and 1 never heard anything about trainer or pupil .' uutil one day 1 received a postal from - the stock-yards. My. horse was there. .. I found a bill attached to him ($165), . and I wasn't to have the horse until the . money was paid. I paid tho bill, and slippiug the halter over ray hand a.ss . that I was. it ought to have gone over jny head I started to lead him home. J never, knew tuit:l that day exactly how many bones a horse ha. He seemed very groggy on his legs, and as 1 looked at him a strange film came over his eyes. He strctehd out his neck. trembled, ami fell down. : "After a.isy or tw all was over. . The dead-animal maicauiell the rest." The shabby nun ar3e. borrowed a chew of tobaceo. a a . plug wa going around, aud passed out. In'Uanapolu .Journal. . 0 Cata-nc in the eye really, means . an opaque or clouded condition of the Jens. With us the operatftfu for the re moval of cataract is considered a very delicate one. and is intrusted gener ally to specialists. A correspondent nt'Chnmbers' Journnl says that in India hahaseea ao native operate in the street w tn his pen-knite in a lew mo jnents receive his fee of one rupee, and pass on among the crowd shouting for more patients, and jet the operation un der their hands is generally successful. Health Monthly. In a London Police Court thefther day a poor lad who stole a pocket hand kerchief worth sixpence was sentenced to sixty days' imprisonment. Next day 'in the same court two highly connected Young men stood charged with taking from in front of a -shop where they were en sale two silk umbrellas, but in both leases they were allowed to go free, be jeaaje they said their indLwratibas wezv 0M to absence af mind. THE TOMBS BARBER. What He Says About the Versona Faces He lather Particular Gaateaa ers. "Tee, I am the Tombs barber," said Morris Haber, an intelligent young Ger man, who was found in his barber shop on Canal Strcct'by a reporter, "and you. are the first newspaper fellow to find me out, although I have held that posi tion for nearly two rars. Any other barbers admitted to fte prisons? No, sir; I am the only cue, and was ap pointed by tBe Commissioners of Chari ties and Correction. Salary? Not any. My earnings consist of what the prison ers give me, except in cases of con demned murderers, and then the Sheriff pays me. "I am allowed to enter the prison ,at any time, but usually only go there three days- of .the week, on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. I am now shaving about, twenty prisoners' a day there, and what I get averages about eight dollars a week. No prisoners are compelled to get shaved, but the greater number who have any spare change always wish to. This is generally the case with those who are about to go into court. Thej7 want to make their best appearance before the court and jury, and it has come to be a common saying among them that ji clean shave means ten years off their sentence. "In winter I go there regularly every morning at eight o'clock and in sum mer at seven o'clock. I carry my razors, scissors, soap and bottles in a small hand-bag. and my hair-clipping ma chine in a leather case. I generally take five or six razors with me every time. When I get there, the first thing I do is to look over the slate aud find the prisoners' names marked with an 'X.' This means that they are the ones who are to go to court. As court always opens at ten o'clock, and as I have learned from experience how much importance is attached to a 'clean shave' b3r the prisoners with reference to their appearance in the court-room, I always take pains to get through with the 'court cases' early and as soon a? possible, even leaving my regular cus tomers there and I have several until they are out of the way. "So I go along each row of cells the first thing, and I ask each prisouer whether he wants a shave or not. Some times I find a great many who do and then it is lively work, for 1 have to shave them in their cells, and there are so chairs in them for the meu to sit on, consequently I have to shave them sit ting on the edge of their narrow beds. In each case the keeper locks me in with the prisoner, and I have to call his attention by knocking on the door when I am done and want to get out. "I have never had a prisoner molest me or even act rudeh to me while at my work there, , notwithstanding the fact that the Tombs has an average of from 150 to 200 prisoners all the time, and from all classes of criminals. The prison seems to have a quieting influ ence on them and they are more polite to me as a rule, in saying their 'good morning,' and 'good day,' than many outsiders. I have never had them ask me to bring them things they are not pcamittcd to have or try to get me to help them to escape or get the best of the keepers. As for the sight of my razors stirring up any desperate thoughts in the minds of any of them, if they have I've never known of it. "The new prisoners seldom talk to me. and of course I don't ask questions. Naturally, the faces arc changing all the time, in the going away of some and coming in of new prisoners. Every now and then some new comer will greet me with a how-dy-do,' and I will find that he is an old oil'endcr who has been in the Tombs before and re members me. Buttthey all seem glad to see me, for it makes a little change in their prison life. Those who have been there some time talk more, and sometimes tell me about their cases, bnt I don't take much interest in the particulars, naturally, though I give the poor fellows all the sympathy I cau. "y oldest customer here? Let mo see. It is Conroy, 1 guess, the police nun condemned to uc huug on the charge of murder. He has been in the Tombs about seventeen months, and is now waiting for a new trial, 1 believe. I have shaved him regularly twice a week since he has been there, and he is one of those who have talked to me about their affairs. "Another of my regular customers there is Donovan, condemned to im prisonment for life for killing a man with a billiard cue. He is also wailing or Irving to get a new trial. He has been there a year. John Carpenter, condemned to be hung for killing his wife, is another of mj customers there. He has been in the Tombs eight months, hoping for a new trial. "People mfght readily think that thesj men. knowing that the' must stay there so long, and perhaps in prison forever, or be ining, would got carelass alxjut their appearance, and let the bar oer go b But the' don't, and they are as particular to lus shaved twice a week as my customers here at the shop. They will take pride in their looks, and as they have frequent visitors, they want to look nice for them, I suppose. "One of the most particular customors I ever had in there was I'hinclauder, the man that wa claimed to be insane. He was in a long time, and always paid me extra, but he was very particular to bo shaved three tftues a week, and just so. If I missed a day he would get very angry. Very few, hoivuer. pay mo extra. They are not lavish with their money when they get in theTombs. and those who are fortunate enough to have any keep it veiy close. "Billy McOlory paid mo extra, though, and I found him a veiy nice man. Another man I thought was pretty nice was Miirtin. the celebrated counterfeiter. He became blind while in there and was in the hospital. Ho had a long beard and was very particular to have it trimmed to a hair. Another very particular man was a negro of Spanish descent, a young man con demned for murder. " He was always one of the neate-t and cleanly-looking men of the whole lot, and he always wanted me to take great pains over him. to fix his hair just right and irive him a close shave." Ar. '. Mail and Express. PRACTICAL. Fhe Editor Who Didn't Appreciate a Wit ticism. A fat old man whoshould hive known better draggod himself up threo long flights of stairs and en toted an editorial room. "Whew! Coming up these stairs makes me blow," he said. "Yes,'' the editor replied. "What .can I do for you?" The old fellow laughed as he tcok a small piece of paper from a tin spiel iclo cae. "Here's somethiug that I ioUcd down." he said. "You needi'fc put mv " laughed heartily "mv nan.e to it." " The editor took the scrap of naner and read the following: . " Ha.war should occur betwe-- En gland and Russia it would be a Wall Street affair between the Bnll and the Bear.' . "Wall Street will have nothing to do with it," aid the editor. "O, don't you see? It is a pun that I made up melf." . "No, I don't s-ee. It appears to read all right, though if there ,w ere. really anvthing of it the telegraph would ha " -Hand it here!" The old fel low snatched his control u: ion aud logged hiuiscl' down stairs. Arkansmw Traveler. DANDY' HOTEL GUESTS. ATeteran Clerk Tells or a Few Kncooatera HellaxUad. , Who was the most admirable guest I ever came across in my career behind hotel counters?" asked George Fuller, derk of tthe Russell Housci'replying to a question. 'Yes, that's about it." 'Well," said the clerk, "I havo in the course of ray experience, met bever al rather noted traveling men. Now, when 1 was day clerk of the Hame hameha House in Honolulu " "Here, come off on that." "Do you want to hear my story or .not.youn lellow?" "Yes. of course." "Well, then, don't make any unnec essary comments. Now, to proceed. When I was clerk of the house .there' arrived a very high-tone J-Kanaka from' aui in the Ifawuii Island. He came over in a little boat. He wore a plug, ' and nothing el-e to- speak of except some highlv-intnesting ilesh-tint illus trations. He engrossed his name on the register. I gave him a check foc his grip, to'ok his overcoat you see thev have no bell b'ovs in the hotels of Hawaii." "Ain't vou getting a little tangled up?" "1 should curl my mustache that I" wasn't. We ought" to have had bell boys, but we didn't." "I didn't mean that. I simply de sired to intimate that saying the fellow was naked and had an overcoat in the same breath is rather suggestive of in consistency." . "Well, are vou telling this story?" "No, but" Very well, then, you keep still and take a reef in'vonr jaw, while I pro- ceed. He asked: 'What's tbe price of your tine-.t room, first floor, front, with bath?' I told him, and I-gave him a figure high enough to buy the ransom of Kalakua. He planked down two. weeks' paj' at this figure all m crisp, brand new United States green backs" "New greenbacks in the Sandwich Islands?7 Now. George " "Shut up! You're listening. I'm telling the story. I was a little para lyzed already, but when he asked for the 'worst room in the house' I was simply killed .dead. The fellow said, -I knowl'll get it, anyway, sc I asked for it. You can charge the figure you have specified, however.' He flew very high while while he stayed. We fondled him too, you bet, for he was altogether the llushest guest we had had in months. But when' he left it makes me kick myself yet to even think of it we discovered' that the money he had paid was counterfeit!" "He was a good deal of a dandy, wasn't.he?" "Quite, but he -couldn't compare with a lady boarder that I had with me when I clerked in the Alexandrovitch Kotzebue House in Sitka in 1SG4 that was before America invested in Alaska. She drove up one afternoon in a phae ton drawn by four white horses " "Here, here. I can't stand every thing!" "Well, it's for you to hear you're right. But quit your chinning and listen. She alighted rather" grandly and greeted me smilingly. She or dered the whole .first lloor assigned to her and I consulted the propretor, aud we laid ourselves out to accommodate our distinguished guest. She said she was the Countess Rolcaczy, whose husband had been appointed by the Im perial Government Governor of Russian-America. He would arrive by the next Pacific steamer Irom Petropau lovski, Kamschatka, where he was lo cated. The commandant at Sitka gave in his allegiance all right aud for a time the Countess reigned in great shape. Everything went swimmiugh until she began to get large advances on credit from all the Sitka banks' " "Banks? This is too much." "Will you quit interrupting? We thought it was a little queer that she did not offer to pa- us some portion of her very largo hotel bill. One night the Countess disappeared, and she left a great deal ahead of Sitka. I was dis charged next week for not having de tected her as a fraud at first sight. "Who was she?" "A milliner named Smith from San Francisco.' "But these cases are of rauk swin dlers. I can't see that the- were ad mirable guests. I mean guests that delighted vour soul." "When I -leased the Hotel de l'Em pereur Napoleon on St. Helena, I gave :v. Brazilian nobleman an inside room, four floors up near the kitchen, and he never kicked. He was a darling. Then again when I kept the 'End of the World' at Cape Horn, mv only guests were Argentine and Chilian Generals who were 'holding' Terra del Fuego for their respective powers. Grub got a little short, i ou know Port t amine is in that region, and we had to feed the boys once in awhile on soup made from able-bodied Fuegians. The Gen erals entered no protest. When I clerked in the 'Gev.-er' at the base of ML Hecla in Iceland " "That settles it. You yank the belt away from Ananias in the greatest kind of shape." And the clerk's victim made his escape, with something about the "Grand Llama's Delight" at Lassa in Thibet and the virtues of a Buddhist priest who -.topped there ringing in his ears as a parting shot. Detroit Free Press. - Daniel Webster's Fees. In view of the protracted trial in our Superior Court last week it is of inter est to note the fees which Daniel Web ster received for his .services. For many years he kept" a regular account of his professional receipts, and for two of those years the accounts havo buen published. In the first of the two, when he was aoout thirty-seven years of age, his receipts, omitting "seVeral small affairs." amounted to 'fifteen thousand one hundred and eighty-one-dollars. The number of items, mostly against different client', was one hun dred and twenty-nine. The largest charge was- two thousand dollars. There were twenty-four retainers in the year, amounting' in the aggregate to one thousand three, hundred and ten dollars. The largest was a "retainer in patent cases" of one hundred and fifty dollars: but mot of the retainers were of one hundred dollars and fifty dollars. The second published account covered the years 1832-3, when Webster was fifty years old. The amount of re ceipts for this yearnvas eight thousand two hundred and twelve dollars, but out of this is to bejdeducted nine hun dred and ninety-two dollars as "Con gressional pay." This leaves for his professional receipts seven thousand two hundred and twenty dollars. The largest fee this year was five hundred dollars. There were only forty-four items, and' of these eighteen were re tainers, amounting to two thousand three hundred and thirty dollars. One of them was one hundred dollars for "Dr. Nott's patent causes." "A Tery poor year's work," says Webster "Nullification kept me out of the Su preme Court all the last winter.' Worcester (Jass.) Spy. , Every Italian member of Parliament deadheads it all over Italy, aud, won derful to relate, is entitled to a com partment to himself! Consequently, if several are in a train there is apt to be a difficulty about seats. Italian Par liaments are never prorogued onlj djearnedv T-E SEA DOCTOR. Datle anct Trials ot a Steamship Phyal clan 1IU Petty Responsibilities. The duties of steamship doctors are far more onerous than is generally sup posed. Upoi, these zealous and. pains taking officials fall a hundred petty care3 of which the passengers know nothing. To mention atonce one' of his most disagreeable duties: th ventila tion and disinfecting of the ship is all carried on under the doctor's diroc ions, and in rou ti weather he is Mtmcti:ms obligud to issue formal orders to steer age passengers to leave tho'r poo;Iy lighted bunks b-'low to come up L.'.o the keen air and the dashing spra. In rare cases, force has actually to bo em ployed to make people leave their bed; there are ominous thi'vaten'ngs and, gruntings, but returning health' make the recalcitrant patients ashamed of their obstinacy. .Indeed the saloon pas- sengers are now and then more refrac tory than the humlile denizens of the teerage. The doctor and the ihir.sef. too, together share the burden of the innumerable oue-tions hurled at the ! Captain by the passengers. Ten thou sand demands concerning everything, from the science of navigation to the, prospects of a -safe and speedy arrival, are heaped upon the unusually good na turedtrioof officials, every one of whom has probably been asked e ich question at least a hundred times before. Even when the passage from port to port st suiuuiu uieru is uiiuiiu iui a conscien .tious medical officer to do; but when the rough gales swoop down on the Atlan tic the labor is quite trying. "In the mid.it of a terrible cyclone, some years ' ago," recently said 'a ' veteran sea doctor to the writer,- "when the good ship literally stood on her beam ends, and when "it seemed as f she would be swept away into the abyss. I suddenly felt the qualms of sea Sick-, ness creeping over me. It was tho first time I had been thus affected' for many years, but they were none the less ter rible, andI felt like crawling iulo my room and resigning myself to them. Jitst as I was about to do this I was, told .that a sailor in the forecastle had' one of hs legs broken, and I was com pelled to go to him and summon all my skill and nerve ior a difficult case of surgical practice. Scarcely had J finished this exhausting work when another sailor on deck was nearly killed, and I had to spend the rest of the da' over him. Before I had finished tho second operation I had quite for gotten my own illness." Sometimes, despite the elaborate pre cautions taken by the agents of steam ship compan:es in shipping passengers, the doctor awakens after the voyage is begun to the horrible consciousness that he is faca to face with an infec tious disease, which may spread throughout the ship and result in destroying the reputation of the line. He sets to work to isolate the people who are ill. If small-pox is the dis order, he persuades every one except the sick that it is nothing of the kind, and in the lneanlimje takes extra ordinary pains to get the sufferers out of sight. He extemporizes a hospital, and places a trusty attendant in charge; he issues orders that no cabin passen gers shall be allowed to visit the steer age, and that no occupant of the steer age shall appear on the saloon decks. He deluges every hole and corner with disinfectants, and when asked by pas sengers why it is done, answers that "one can never be too careful at set." If a patient dies of small-pox he is buried at midnight, or at an hour in the morning when it is believed that all the passengers are profoundly asleep. "Do you meet much with diphtheria on your voyages?" the writer inquired of tiie doctor above referred to. "Why, yes, lots ot it, aud it Is a ques tion which is the worse of the two on board ship, small-pox or diphtheria. Only a few weeks ago, while on the voy age to England, a mother in the steer age sent for me, and when I went to her, implored me on her knees to .save her two children from the perils of diphtheria, with which they seemed threatened. 0, doctor,' she said, sob bing as if her heart would break, 'diph theria has robbed mo of every near rel ative I have in this world except these two children. My husband aiid three of my babes died of it, and now it has come again. Well, sir, bless my heart! I worked over those children as I have rarely worked before or since. But the disease had certainly declared itself on board, and although I took every pre caution, one of the children died be fore reaching port and the other in a hotel in Liverpool. The mother re signed herself solemnly to her great grief. She said that when tlfry were taken ill she knew they would not re cover." Brooklyn Entile. The Earth a Great Magnet. Evr, 'thing on the earth and in the air above is permeated with the earth's magnetic force it goes through your clothes, it pen t rates your bodies, it saturates your brains, it is a part of life itself. Gaus, the illustrious German astronomer, has computed (taking us a unit of his measurement a magnet four teen inceas long, one inch wide, one fourth inch thick, weighing one pound, made of the hardest steel and of tho strongest magnetic force possible) the earth's magnetic force as equal to 8,4tiLWO,OCHOOO,000.000.)00 such mag nets. Tho attracting or lifting power of such a magnet is about ten pounds, which would make the attractive power of the earth 42,310,OCW,000,000,OIK).000 tons. If this magnetism were equally distributed throughout the mass of the earth, the magnetic intensity of each cubic yard would be equal to six of these magnets, or about sixty pounds attract ive force. Professor Mayer has shown that this magnetic influence, this invisi ble force, is a power filling space to an unknown distance and radiating in the lines of magnetic force very much as the rays of the sunlight, the lines of the earth's magnetic force be'ng from South to North, as indicated by the compass needle. Ilorologicnl Xeivs. A correspondent sends the follow ing account of a mistake made by a little girl in his vicinity. She always joins the family in reading the Script ures during the family devotions, taking her verse in turn. She easily reads the shorter words, but needs some help on the longer, but is always eager to pro uounce all the words herself and some times guesses. Recently it came her urn to read the verse: "No man can serve two master, for either he will hate the one and love the other, or else he will holdsto the one and despise the other. Yotcjuinot serve God and Mam mon." She made a slight variation at the end and finished the verse: "Ye cannot serve God and women." Chi cago Tribune. A resident of Staiesborough heard a noise out at his barn the other night, and he took his gun and slipped out. He saw a man standing in the door of his barn, aud, as the moon was shining, he took good aim and fired, but the ob ject never moved, so he 'fired the other barrel and called for his wife, and when she came they went and found he had shot twice at his own shadow. Savannali ((3a.) Xeics. Crawford. Ga., boasts of a negro who can neither read, write nor figure, yet who can correctly multiply an v two figures up to one hundred as rapidly aa they caa be given out to him. Thirteen hundred houses were built last year in Washington, at a cost f 4,060.000. A FAST MAIL. The Experience of n Austin T-x. 8a- tlv:iiuii in l"oilu:r it !.ilter. Colonel Yerger, of-Aust'n, had just fiuL-hcd writ jr , letter. It wasvty iniportn-it that it sho il.l go off bv tlwi next'iuail, m he rang tVj !e":.ayl u;o '. the otJur"! .oivan.t, Matild . as oar-." ing. -he hand..! hqr Hie 1 tjer. saying: "Take this 1 kier to the lelter box on the corner as fast as you can. It is very important.'" Matilda. ,the c.i!utv I grl. we.-.t cut with the leiter, siud mes.! 51:4 the coach man. Jinudcd it to him. ruumrkizuf. "Jess vou ,t.ike dis hear lelter to' de lefler box. Tne coaehmvi started out with the letter. He happened to see a friend pass'ng. and.it occurred to him that he might save hsuf'elf the trouble, so he handed his friend the lettui requesting hini JIojxjsI itiWiihout delay, a.jt was very important., That night the coach man's friend', just before' retiring, made the discovery thafhehad forgotten to post thoJctic-r. so he gay ittO one of the boys' at the gtable. enjoining him -fd put it in the letter box early -next morn ing, d The stable hoy was about; to comply with the request next morning, when' a baker, with -whom he was acquainted, happened to drive past, in his-cart. Hello!, Tom," exclaimed the stable boy; you take this letter and drop" it in the letter box and save me the-trouble. Among the customers of the baker boy was Colonel Yerger himself. Just as the baker 5y drove up to the Yerger mansion. Matilda, to whom the4 letter had been originally given, was .just going out of the gate ,on her way to market. The baker boy handed her the letter with the request to shove it in tbe letter box. But just at fliat .moment Airs. Yerger happened to open the door, and saw tho boy hand her servant a letter. ' J will have nosuch goings on -as .that in this house," exclaimed Mrs. Yerger, and she seized the lettpr from Matilda's hand, and running intpthe house, ex claimed, in an txcited voitje to Colonel Yerger: " 'Itris not safe to have -that Ma'tilda about the house any longer: .Here 'she is getting letters on"the sly." She handed the letter to Colonel Yerger, who recoiled in astonishment when he perceived the identical letter he had written and addressed the night before. Uttering an exclamation 'too profane. to print in a family paper. Colonel Yerger violently forced himscll info his coat, remarking: "Now I will post that letter myself, and then I will know it is done." Texas Silinys. THE OLD CLO MEN. How They Man i;je to Ditpute of Their Arcuiitiilittions. Some very amusing characters are conspicuous hi the -trcets f New York. I met one of t.:ee the other day. He was a middh-aed man. with a shrewd face and dark 'vyu. lie was dres-ed in coarse, loose .-tuff, much the wor.e for wear, ami he tarried several garments over his loft arm. He was what we call an "old t-'o" man" a gatherer of cast o'.Y cods and trou-cr. hes aud hoots and haV. As I was passing him he asked me if I had any old clothe.-, to bell, and assured me that he paid the highest market prices. Then this little dialogue, inspired by my own curiosity, ensued : "What do you do with the things you pick up?" I inquired. "What do 1 with them?" he said, with a laugh, "1 get rid of them at a profit." "How?" "How? Easy enough. I sell them to the Westerners, and this is the wav I do it: As soon as I get a big stock I make-up a lot of bundles, as a pair of boots, a hat, a coat, or something else in each. I stutl the bundles into cheap bags and then start for some Western town. I hire a .store there and sell off the bags at auction. When that's done I take the lir.-t train out of that place. If I stayed till morning I'd be lynched. There's a hundred places I don't dare to show my nose in. Once only once I was caught ; badly to. I lost the train and had to stay all night in a Mis sissippi village. The next day I was kept mighty busy, 1 tell 'ou, buying back my bags and old clothes. I never saw such mad people. The trade is dangerous you see, but it pays." The philosopher whistled briskly and went his way. George Edgar Mont gomery, in Newark Advertiser. m m - PNEUMATIC TUBES. A Plan for the Transmission of Malls oa the Pneumatic Process. A plan for the transmission of mails between Paris and London by the pneu matic process, devised by a M. Berlin, is exciting considerable interest. The following arc a few particulars of the scheme: The pneumatic tubes or sub way would ba laid down alongside the existing railways for convenience sake. The total distance between the two capitals is 47o kilometres, viz.: Paris to Calais (rail). 297 kilometres; Calais to Dover (Channel) 39 kilometres; and Dover to London (rail), 139 kilometres. The pneumatic subway would be con structed of cast-iron pipes of thirty-nino centimetres in diameter and four metres in length, connected by means of India rubber points. This arrangement has the effect of giving great flexibility and ela-ticity to the whole, and of making it water-tight besides, ihe carriage suggested is composed of a wire frame covered by a sheet of asbestos cloth with a metallic warp. This covering would have a kind of metallic brush coating, to enable the compressed air to dilate to a certain extent around the truck and cool the latter, thus counteracting the heat produced by the friction. A truck would travel the distauce between the two capitals in one hour, and one could be dispatched every ten minutes. An engine of from twenty-eight to thirty hor.-e-power would be sutucienL N." Y. Post. m DISGUSTED. The Michigan Man Who Asked ?To Favors or the Legislature. Some twelve or fourteen years ago 'a queerly-dressed. ccceHtric-acting indi vidual appeared at Lansing during the session of the Legislature and asked various members to introduce a bill to enable him to build a dam on Wolf River, somewhere in the northern counties. The matter was allowed to go by default, and at the next session the old man showed up again. This time a bill was introduced, hut before it came up he got tired and went home. When a third session opened he was ou hand, but only to be tired out ncriin hv ihlfivc T,?tif" frill fi T1trrtifrr wno was a member of the House and remembered the case, met the old man up the lake shore and said to him: "I shall go to the Legislature again this year, and 3011 come to me with your bill and I'll push it for you." "Thank ye, but it's no use," replied the old man. "Don't you want the dam?" "Fact is, I built the dam before I asked permission of the law." "Well, 3'ou'd better have things in legal shape." "No use. Durin' the first session the dam went with a freshet. During the second, the mill went on a mortgage. During the third, Wolf River dried up until it wouldn't turn a pin-wheel, ana I want the Legislature of Michigan tm understand that I'm a free-born Ameri can citizen and ask no favors of any body I "Detroit Frez Pre MISCELLANEOUS. . -Anything that weakens ever so little the marriage tie, anything that dese crates that relation, am thing that sub-siitules'so'l'.-hness or passion for the hither feeling of- duly, injures every j wo'nai -LouiiriUe Co.ricrfownit!. Th, is not a acknowledge.! sinner du i'loek Maud, tbe quaint ocean , result off the l!hodr Island hore." Ail the inhabitants claim to have been con verted in oueswinter revival some year ago. .V. 11 St,n. Aii interesting point in conncct'cm 'Wth the -aL' of ,the George L Seney pictures is the prices oljtu ned for the wo-k- of American artiM-. They were coiiipirattwiy higher ta:i those paid for pi tures painted by foreigners. Ar. 11 Wt'w.'iiV ; . t A train of ears nciar Pittstou. Pa., the other day "t ruck a two-horscde-livery wagon coulalifngoiily the driver, whoc'ung to -the eligit.e pilot and was s.iVrtl from injury. The wagon was knocked to piiil.:i-s. aud tho "harness., including both coll irs. wre torn from th. hor'es. hut strange to say. neither man nor lors's were at all hurt. It is averted orn woman who d"ed in Capo ll.eljin that sie- w.is JL10 years old. and u: to , the d-iy of her death could 1 elate with perfect accuracy evenis which happened Vl yoirsago. The last statement is oddly takeu as proof of the other. Almost any school boy can do the same thing, but that does not prove him to be 100 veara old. .V.T. Hciabi. A-young man in Abbeville, S. C, suffering from pneumonia, ca led in a physician, who left him a small vial of veratrum, to be taken internally, and a liniment composed of hartshorn, tur peatine,and chloroform for external ap plication. The patient reversed the direct'ons. swallowing the liniment, and tlie next day -was well. Louisville Courier-Journal. Near Bombay, on the Island of Gon. there is a singular vegetable termed the "sorrowful tree," because it only flourishes in flic night. At sunset no flowers lire to be seen, and jet after an hour it is full of them, -'lii'ey yield a sweet smell, but the .-un no sooner bo gins to shine upon them than some of them fair off, and thus it continues floweringdn the night durmg the whole year. .The great feature of a Philadelphia book exhibit at "New" Orleans is "Our Big Book." said to bo the largest in the world. . It is 29 inches long, 28i inches wide, and 16 inches thick, containing 8.416 pages of linen record paper, suffi cient for the registration of 170.809 names. Notwithstanding its immense s'w and its leather covering four inches thick, it looks like a book one might handle easily. Philadelphia Press. CROCODILES WITH EAR-RINGS. :iuo Interesting Pisat; from Early " l'iryti:.n -MMtory. The greatest edifice which Araenemha Hi. built was the Labyrinth, consisting of a nu.nbcr of small chambers com- municatiug with one another, and of which this monarch appear.) to have built the "rca.et nortiou duriuir his reig:i leaving to his ,sacccssoi the com plei :o:i of the edifice. The object of this singular edifice was stated to be for the recepfon of the prince and other dignitaries of the country. It preceded by centuries the celebrated one of Gnossus in Crete, in wlfch King Minos kept the monster called the Minotaur, half mau half bulL This Cretan work consisted of a series of meandering pas sages, in which the intruder, who had not the requisite clue, lost himself and fell a victim to the monster who dwelt within. Probably some reason of sus picion aud security caused the con struction of this singular building, which, with the p ramids and obelisks, was another marvel of Old Egypt In Egyptian the Labyrinth was called Mera, and had the same name a3 the lako. The same word was also applied to streets, which probably in Egypt origi nally did not run in straight lines as at pre'ent. but followed a tortious or meandering course. The Pyramids, for there were two on tho borders of tho lake, arc supposed to have had colossal statues of the kings at their summits. In the time of Herodotus, who visited EsvDt in the rei-rn of Darius, or about B. C. 455. the Lake Moeris, its Pyramids and its Laby rinth, were still existing, although they are now an almost indistinguisha ble mass of ruins. Hie Labyrinth greatly astonished .the ancient Greek traveler. It had, according to his de scription, twelve courts, all roofed with stone, which was" unusual in Egyptian buildings, most of which had no ceil ings and were open to the sky, or hiffiaclhral, as the Greeks called them. It had twelve courts with gates exactly opposite one another, six facing the north and the same number facing the south, and a great number of chambers, according to the account of Herodotus, 1.500, above and below. The subter ranean chambers or cripts Herodotus did not see, but he heard that they com prised the tombs of the kings who built the Labyrinth aud those of the sacred crocodiles which were attached to the temidc of Scbak. the crocodile god, of Crocodilopolis. or Crocodile town. These great rept'les were exceedingly tame and wore earring ,. and the Laby rinthseeins to have t,een their sepiii cher, although the principal pits iu which the mummies of the crocodiles arc found are at Manfalut. The courts of the Labyrinth had colonnades and entrances into the various chambers. The whole was surrounded by an outer wall and the walls covered with hiero glyphics; but little is known of the pur port of the inscriptions and the mere fragments wlfch have been found con tain the titles only of two kings. At one of the cor ners of the Labyrinth stood a pyramid, forty-one fathoms, or '216 feet high, which was entered by a .subterraneous passage, lwo other pyramids stood in the center of the lake. 300 feet high above the surface of the water, which was of the same depth at this spot. On the apex of each of these pyramid was a seated colossal figure. These three tiyramids were the sepiilchcr of the ling-:. The Greek account gives dif ferent names -to tbe king of the Laby rinth, but the fragments of it which have been found near the walls of the crypts or sub'crrancous chamber show that it wa Ameuciuha IV. and his sister. wliiio mummies were uerhaos buried in th pyra-nids placed in the middle of the lake. The arrival of Joseph in Egypt' has l,on placed by some in the re gn of Acpi II.. and some considera tions are v. ry favorable to that conject ure. 1 lie name l otiphar. Irom u oora-jMj-it:on. is evidently Heliopolitau rather than Theoau. Joseph married the daughter of the high priest of Heliopo Ms. occupied by the shepherds during their occupation of the con -try. No mention i made :u the narrative of M mphis or Thebes. The 4) vears of tiie nonu.-.gu 01 Israel in .ftgypt corres pond with the monumental date of 400 ear; from the Shepherd ruler- Set pr b:i:tcs to i'aiucscci II, and tuc opinion gC'ierally entertained by Egyptologist-i is tliat the Exodus took place in tbe re'n of Meijeplab, son and successor of Kamcsei II. 'The elevation of aforeignei to the htg-h office held by Joseph is alio more con-onaut with Egypt being at the time iu the hands of thtiyk-.slios. while the Pharaohs of Heliopolis must hare known the patriarch, whoso eventful story would have been 'unknown to the native dynasty, which expelled from the soil of Egypt the hated Hyk-sbea. their traditions and antecedents. Birch' Mtftfrwm the Earliut Time. T isLHPWsBBBBEK. BBBBsf3BBBBBf1BBPBBSlSrVBBBHBV bVvsbV1MFI1KbbI I rooB"r '. kS'ssssskEsM CVsLij&AEEHfLflp r2HssssaBBBBBss!HBSssssass I THE SUMMER TERM OF TITK FREMONT NORMAL AMI BUSINESS COLLEGE, A.t Fremont, Nebrntiku, Will begin JULY 7th, 1885, and End Aug. 29th. UNUSUAL ADVANTAGES WILL BK AKKOKDKD PERSONS WISH INC TO PKEPAUK FOR TIIE EXAMINATION' FOR STATE AND FIBS I'GKADE CER TIFICATES, TO BE HELD BY TIIE STATE SUPERINTENDENT AT FREMONT, AUGUST 2Gth and 27th. The Bnilueis Department will afford every opportunity for improvement iu Peninankbip, luines Arithmetic, Book keopiug, Couimcrcinl Correspondence, and Imitation of actual huiiies. Mhisic. We can apeak with the utmost conli donee of the instruction given in our Music Department. MIhs Rose Conrad, instructor of the Piano Forte, a ;ruilti ite of the Cornell Conservatory of Muie. U not only a brilliant performer, lut a pains-taking and superior te:ielici The instructors iu Vocal Culture, Note-reading and Siiiin; arc thorough and sue cesfnl. Expenses. Tuition for eight week-., ? to $ 10 i paid strictly iu advance. TliN in eludes admiion to Normal a-i.l Knine; classes!. Mlliic, $12 lor twei.tv logons. Short-hand, $ 12 for twenty leon. Tvpe writimr, with ue of instrument, $10 tor twelve weeks. Good tiay board '-an In. obtained in the College Home at ?.'.'i" per week. Rooms 50 cts. to 7.1 els. per stud ent. The Fall Term will begin Sept. M, and coutinue ten weeks; tuition, $0. For further particulars addres-, w. p. jai:.i, a. .-i. President of Normal College, Fremont, Neb. UNION PACIFIC LAND OFFICE, S AMI,. C. SMITH, Ag't. AND General Real Estate Dealer. 171 have a large number of improved Farms for sale cheap. Al?o unimproved farming and grazing laud, from ?i to ? 1.1 per acre. "TSpeciaI attention paid to making final proof on Homestead and Timber Claims. p"TAll having lands to sell will tind it to their advantage to leave them iu iu.. hands for sale. Money to loan on farm-. F. U. Marly, Clerk, speaks German. 30.tr Columbus, Nebra-ka. SPEICE & NORTH. General Agents for the Sale of REAL ESTATE. Union Pacific, and Midland Pacific R. R. Lands for sale at from 1.00 to $10.00 per acre for cash, or ou five or ten years time, in annual payments to suit par chasers. - We have also a large and choice lot of other lands, improved and unimproved, for sale at low price and oa reasonable terms. Also business and residence lots in the city. AVc keep a complete abstractor title to all real es tate in Platte County. 621 COLlLtMUM, NEB. OMAHA INSTITUTE MEDICAL AID SHMICAL. iwiTHK nunm or at. CuoikaidSuigjcalDiseases. The larmst Medical Institute Wast of Mississippi River. Fifty rooms for tho accomodation of patient. Tho Physician and hnrgron in chiuve of the Institute haa had sixteen ycarx of necfful practice, anil l aided by aanlftanta of rare experience on apodalisL-t In their various department. ASTHMA ana ail Qwun ui ins Throat. Lung and Heart treated by our nw system of MEDICATED INHALATION liuunna" speedy relief, am) in most eases Radical Cure. 8enu for CATARRH, MMCMITIS, Inhaler, or circular on Inhalation. AH dleaes ot tne treated by an upwli need peciall-t- Alo or-BEm.UVEH.STOM. ACI,KIDIEYS,DLADDERa DEFDDMITIES Wi NUMAI DODY. PILES CUBED OR HO PHY. Special tnttSKBt for Rheumatism and Kenraltfa BBS ssfl sF DIB"AEfs, and ail diseases of FE1ILE iSicr.rh JCWfWS WeJrnesaan mmmmmmmalm cured b our l orExhanstion.Seminal and all PrlYate Diseases cured by our new RestormtlTe Treat- meat. gislisliryiiilii-ssiisiMiilriil ll.nlil CM$ULTMTI0H MUD EXAMMA TIOKFREE. Ibdidnea sent to all part or the eountrr by exp ooerration.if foU deacriptk rsonal interview preferred If by express. caraty pactaa rrora ion of i la civem. One- personal Intel slew preferred If con- at this Institute, are th beat tfeat science, can supply. ksMrlrlty applied by the new Oalraao Raradie appara toa. Bstisrlssfar sjS an sent with full directions. WriU vMtaat. Ths Rvfwle&l Instruments and aDDUances in use tor description and price. assssm Atx urrraa to LMtctl Ml SwJtkal tastHiti, CsV.aM'K.and Cspitol Avs..OMAHA,NCB. mum MAGAZINE RIFLE. 45GTt.ad4e-60 Crate Cartrlasea. TOT STMM.4 rtaTOTlT Mlf. TftTTP1 17 la th world tor tart alir a na. Superior la aseu- THE raaT, fnjdtty. tsadal aad Bnlah to any other. S) BALLARD -2 MmxUu. Tin Aims Co., Vtrw Hvt, Conn. EYE EAR HHHHHHHHHHj "Jk-at BEST GO TO A. & M.. TOMER'S BOOK AWB MUSIC STtR -nut THE- BEST 5? GOODS A'r Tiie 'Lowest Prices I CONSULT THE FOLLOWING -ALPHABETICAL-LIST? ." " A i. TIM J "114. Aril lune tii's, Arno-dV- Ink' (genuine). Algebra-. Autograph A I- . hums, Alphabet Xt ocks.Auihor' fird-.,-Ark-i, Aci'orik-ons Ahstruoflgal Cain - j RRIJNIIKM. r:iskct.B.nbvTo,i:oo!.v: Bibles. Bells .tor ov. I'lank .(took. Birthday. Card, Bak-t Btnriiies. biv'-. i Tool-chests, Balls, B-iukcr'- Cu-es boy's Wte.'tiiis, Sled and Wlreolbar- -rows. Butcher Book, Br.iss-iyledl'u-: . lers. Bill -books. Book Str.ip-, Baser -Balls and Bats. : CA.'Mfir.N. Cirits. Calling C.irdt, Curd- Cacs Comb-. Comb Ca-. . tM-rar l.i m, Cheeker Hoard-. Children- Chair.-, . Cups and Sauccis (f.in;y) Cit'culafing. , Library. Collar and-Ctill' Boxes, t.'oiiy ".. Books, Christina- Cards, Chinese.Tiiys; Crayons, Checker-. Ches--ni"en, Croiue j aets. . " o-o DOllCVlit' Sewing Machines'. Drawl- ing Paper. Dressing 'Case's, IJrnms, .. Diaries. Drafts in books, J1K. Dressed.. DolN, Dominoes, Drawinghook. Elcmcutarv (blackboard- ftchool. Enwe'rv books. Erasers (rubber). FI:riO. Books, Fjor.il Mbiim,Fur- . niturc polish. - . " . - '" K AIM .13,1 3H. Geographic; Gram'!-, tries, Gloe bie-, t G-nn-.,Uvro.eopes.-( to illnsir-ttc the law's ol motion'.-- . . II tlSla:i.l Reader, h tniNo'me. IfoU- ' d. gilt-. llaiul.gla--es. Ilnbbx .li'or-esj Il:unt-s.:tt?liel-. Histories. " m'- IkS, ( ill good kind and color-;, io!:- 0 stand- icommoi) mid l".inV ).- " o . . .--. " . .li:Ti'i:i.C.i.-cs, .lew- harps." ' ' ,. -' Itl'diS or ink, Kitchen M.-1-. -. - " . l.l'IMii'BiC.vi, Ledger paper. Legal .'cap,-'. Lunch basket. Lookinggla.--cs0. p .11 .4 .SO." ,fc Ilimlin Oomii-, .Vigni-'t--, ' Mu.-io boves, Magszine-, .Miit"ch:e cup. .Mouth organs, Mcmov.iiidnm'.' Muic books. Mti-ic hddcr-,. Machine . oil, Mats, Moderator- iicor.tl-, Mhei ' lage. Microscope. .'-. ;.-'"o AI-'l'U'LI-IK for sewing paper. midlines. Note 7 4iCJAS. Oil f,.r -cv.iiu;-' iu.iHilie;i:.'" Organ Moob, Oig-in cat. " "."- 1'fCICIOItfU'Aa.S. Picture-. ..I'i'izlc o' block.-. Prcsen-. l'n turfbnok-i.'i.iii.i-,- .0 Pen.-, Pupetiii-. I'ein il. I'nr-e.-. I'o!-- V i.-h for tin nit'ir.-. Pamphlet -.r-c--..lqur.- ' cutter.-. Paper la-:eiier. Picfnre n-c-. '" " zlc-. Picture Ir.ihic-. Pocket b...k-," Pcrlnmcry and Pcilu:iier.VMet p.ipjjj- racKs, i'cucii iioltlcr. --. -.- . ItKWARI) cards, Rubber ball--, her doll-. .."; Rub-- MCIIOOI, books, Sewing slantJ,SchooJ. Satchels. Slates, Stereo-cop'oV-aidl .pic-" tures, Scrap books. Scrap" pictures, Sewing machine needles. Schorir'seoftu pauiou-, Specie purse-. Singing toy. canaries, Sled- for boy.-, Shawl straps", - Shell goods. '.'"". " " TEI.fr:M'OIi:-i. Toys of ali kind'',-, children'- Trunks, Theriiometc.r,. Tooth brushes (folding). Tea bet.J"or girl, Tool chests for hots, Ten-pin -ctv for boys, Tooth picks, Tin toy-. - " VlOI.irVS and strings, Va-es. WOOIllKIIt;i-: Organs, n bas kets, AVaste baskets, Whip J(wUIk case), Webster's dictionaries, Weather glasses, Work hove-. Whip- for. , Wagons for boys. What-nots, Windiji tooth picks. " , Eleventh Street, "Journal" Silildk Cures Guaranteed! DR. WARN'S SPECIFIC N6, i. ' A ( ertain Cure for Nervoirs-.pehilitv, , Suniin:il Weakness, Involuntary Kini's-,, sious, S)eniiatorrlne:i, and all di-t&ses of thegeisito-uriiiary organ, cuii-ed-hy self-0 abuse or over indulgence. Price, $1 () per ho, -i v hoxesfVOO ' DR. VTARN'S SPECIFIC No. 2.. ' For Epileptic Fits, .Mental Auviety, , Loss of Memory, Softening of the. 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