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Augusta, Maine. tLYON&HEALY I State 4 Monroe Sts..CMcaM. Will MBd npU to aay mUtw thdr ANO CATALUBUE, I I far IHI 0U w, Il Eafnroi lef lBstraonK SoIU. Cf. Ifclu, PPkdmm. tu. utp-ub I.V rtnrm VlUV. S!lfl. s4 tteta. ftoairv flft UB1BH. MflVHmv mtmMtmamamtwmrwwamwmm I m AwUmt Sudl. Ml fCtafcaBu UNSEEN BUT REAL- Shall wonlv trust what the ear can hear. What the band can gra'tp, ami the eye make cl-ar? -hull the dearest hopes of the human heart 1 fi our Inmost being Imve no part, !5i canse avc fail to understand Tht-'niovumentij of the Unseen Hand? -hall we sadly say there ran not i lanil somewhere In Immensity Where those we loved, who have gone be fore, . . We shall meet again and love once more, I localise unexplored by us Is the spot. And thoe who have Journsved return to us not? At the close of a summer's sultry day. Walk In the garden and choose the way- here the honeysuckle. bud and blow; TJ.ey "may teach a lesson 'twere well to know. The air is foil of the odors rare, Kxhated from tjie blossoms clustered there; OJors we nev.er can touch nor see. Nor solve tie depth of their mystery. I o weigh tg Ingram e aualn and again I l:e wUcMt :tvans have tried in vain. d yet we ull!li oW, 'tis not wholly Ideal. L nsedi atnl unfelt wr acknowledge It real, Emma It. Dunham, in JSoslon Journal. "GABE." "I "Was Neahly Too Late But Thank Ou' Lawd, I Sabed You." liven yet in the jniet evenings I xan funey the roll of .that grand, deep v.ce. .'oannj; out over the waters of tlu gulf in liijuitl melody, or (juavering n mournful improvisation among the orange trees, in front of his cabin door, where (Jahe was .wont to sit in the "warm nights with his wondering eye.-i lixed on the stars, singing for an hour at a time, with only Aunt Dinah near -to hear Ii.ul Hig, black, grave and kind, that is how the memory of Gabu comes before mi' to-n.ght. with his simple, earnest way. the mot ungainly, and yet the trnest-h -.-irted of allGod's living crea tut;'s. He had been in" our family for years. He .seldom laughed, was al ways sad and thoughtful had been so from childhood, -it was said. Un any question ot dispute that oc curred jimoug the other negroes Gabe wa referred to as authority' to settle thS matter, and strango to say, he was eldbm wronjr. "Why do you love to "sing so?" I asked him. after I luul listened to one of his r.ch. pathetic ohants or hymns. He looked at me in a startled way, for he had not not'eed my approach. aud sa d "I duniio myself, hardly: I s"t- here kase" I loves to look up yon der at ile stars and think; "byme-bve dere comes a wbnd'ful song, like as if de angels was a singin in a jub'lee; 'den 1 .ng. too, till 1'sd ti'ed or clean gone to .sleep, wid all de angels a hpv'in 'round me." " lily 1 ttle sister Telia, tlien- a golden- -haifeil fairy of s:x, was a great favorjte oKJabe's. With her he would "talk as with no others, and was always near bh r .when c rciuiistanccs permitted. . Sh. too, .was fojul of 'him, md many a.little tiVat found, its way to him and old "Aunt Oinair through her favor. One night I. remember it well it was in warm' JSIareh,- that most beaiiti- . ful of all months in Florida, when the magnolias put .forth their blooin and the Fand is .sweet in their incense I had retired early, Jor I was weary with a hard day's ride from Tampa, up the gulf. . ' . . . It might have been about two o'clock in the luvrning, when 1 was awakened 'by -a dvafening crash, of "thunder that died away in reverberating echoes over the water. UtiitalU' 1 would roll bll' to slumber "again, out this time I could not do so I Ia there instead, 'watching. the play of the lghtuing and "wailing for the rain to fall. : . The atmosphere was close, almost stilling, the, air permeated with. eloe-. tricky. . Suddenly I fancied I heard the front door open gently and close again. Was it .only fancy caused b tlie excited state 1 was in? "Soiuetji-ng urged me to arise. .anvl.I "did .s"o. Stepping to the'front "window, which commanded a . View of. the 'piazza, I looked out; all wa.s .black est iright,with muttering thunder oyer hpad. . . ' A I stood, there, the earth was il ium. neil by a most vival Hash, every-' tli:ngapiearing as clear as day. Di rectly, before mi half-way down the carriage drive lead ng to the road along llje blutl',. rapidly glalcda small .slender ligure in white, witlrgoldeu halr.stream ing back iir the-wind.- Only a-mbment did the light lat, but in "that m'oment I saw and. Knew it was Telia Telia, aud going straight to ward the" chalk-blull' that rose sheer one hundred feet. from "the sands .be low! . : . My mother" had nSonttoncd some days before that the child was given to 'walk ing in Iur sleep, though her somnam bulism hall 'hitherto been confined in doors. To-night some freak had sent her forth, out along a pa.th that must lead her to a terrible fate unless I could feach ler in time. . Out of the room, over" the piazza, down the drive I went quicker than I had ever gone before. The night was & inkv darkness: I could not see an .inch "before me. and the lijrhtniiir, d .viviu oeiore. nau ceaseti. juverv mo nn'iit seemed, an age-- If the chifd had turned asideallmight be well, if not Heaven help hdr. for well I knew tvlat must lie lier late. : 0On I rii-lu d. half-mad with suspenst'. Another flash, and 1 saw her not ten yards frou.tIie edge of the bluff. ' Tell:if" I cnlktl. "Telia!'! In my despair my feet grew Heavy, my knee's quaKetiu uornuie uigiitn.are was upon nie.- clammy perspiration oozed from eery jKjre. Another Ihvsh: slie was on the brink. and L not.thirtv step-s away was pow- e -los to save lier! Uul. there! In the uyiiig light a great nlack Doily spnnirc forward and seems to mingle with the wh t'e. lliere come"? a startled cry, a dull (hud, and ill is still save the dash of'the rJn th:K had now commenced to fall in torrents. " . " . A nionifcut more anil I was "bending over a little white ligure. lying moan ing on the sand, with hairof gold be draggled over face and neck. Thank God. it was Telia; unharmed and safe She cried pitifully as I took her in my anas', seenirufflv too bewil- , dered to speak. . But who was it that so providentially etaved her at that awful moment? Thi fjasli was so short that I could not tell, J though 1 fancied it was Gabe, If so, where had lie disappeared? As it grew iightagam I looked to wards the edge of the bluff. Just be yond Jhe spot where Telia had lain, a large gap was broken in the bank, a if Aloe heavy J)oJy had crushed it oft by sheer weight, or in struggle. . J 'Quick as thought it dawned upon me that Gabe if it were he had caught the ch Id just as she was about to fall. aud by a desperate effort had cast her safe and sound hack upon the sand as the jynimbling earth gave way, aad precipitated his down to the sands far below. As quickly as 1 could I made.my way back to the'house. w.th the ch.ld in my arms. The door was wide open as I had left it, and all was silent. Laying Telia on a sofa 1 called my mother, and on her appearance, gave her a hurried account of what had passed. I roused ourdarkey boy Zep out ol bed and sent Him to call several of tho hands, with orders to come at once to the house. The boy appeared in a short time with five of our negroes, all about half asleep, and all wondering at their abrupt awakening. Br.efly I explained what had hap pened, and having securel lanVerus we together set out to learn the worst in regard to Gabe. 1 was sure now it was Gabe for Zep had found his cabin door wide open, and Aunt Dinah seemed -asleep atone. Down below th entrance to our carriage way some -200 yarJs, the bluff declined in a gentle slope to the water's edge. To this point we quickly hurried, and were soon on the white, sandy beach, high up which the waves were rolling from the force of the now spent storm. A m!nut's tlm aud we had reached a spot directly under the break in the ledge above. At first I could see noth ing, but a low groan drew me to a sort of recess washed in the face of the bluff. In this lay Gabe, moaning in pain, with face and neck bathed in blood. As I bent over him with the lantern's light, he looked at me and endeavored to speak, but the effort only caused fresh blood to guh from his' nostrils and mouth. Tenderly we took him up between us and carried him back alon" the beach, up the blurt's s de w th the light of. the stars shin'ng on earth, for the storm had passed, as quickly as -tropical storms do. and was muttering off in tattered masses toward the Ind;a Islands. Along the roadway up the garden drive, over the piazza into the room we bore him, placing htm gently on a couch that had been hastily pre pared. I dispatched one of the hands in all haste for Dr. Reynold's, our family phy.sic'an, hut as bis residence was some two miles distant it was nearly an hour before he arrived. In the meantime we made the poor sufferer as easy as possible, washing away the stains of blood from his face and neck, and cooling his throbbing temples with dampened cloths. I gave him a strong dose of brandy, which had the effect of reviving him sufficiently to speak, though but little as the hemorrhage -was very great How much he was hnrtl could not tell, though I knew the arm was broken and some serious internal injury sus ta ncd. When Dr. Uwynolds arrived he made a careful investigat on, then called me aside and saia: "The matter is serious b yond hope. His t me to Jive is but a few hours at the most. The only thing we Can do is. to keep him as qu et as possible even now he is rapidly sink ing.'f After the doctor had departed I re turned beside him and asked: "Do you feel easier, Gabe? ' He smiled, as" he faintly replied: Yes, jnueh easier, thank' you. Itut hit' w 11 soon be ovah; dere ain't no use tellin' me to cheah up: I knows I's agoin' goin' fast Hit's, baud to go but the Lawd's .will be done." He turned to Telia, who was seated beside him, and. stroking her hair with his irreat horny hand,- now feeble and weak as a child's, he said: "I's so gla 1 you's safe, honey so glad; -what's my old life to you's so young and faih. I was neahly tod late, but thank ou' Lawd I sabed yon. H.t makes me so happy, and when j-ou's one oi" " de. br.ght an gels way up dere beyond de gates, vou'll not fo'get old Gabe w.ll you. honey?" For answer the . golden head bowed over the rugged features, the golden curls, fell among the k.nky gray, the fiesh young lips red with the blood of life, trembled ou the pan-drawn fore head, while . tears fell fast "from her eves and glistened 1 ke pearls among' the blood-stains on the couch. There was a glad smile on the old man's face as the child arose, and all the love of a full warm heart shone in his eyes as he looked upon her. lire hours sped on until the morptng gun roscver the broad waters, of the gulf, anushoue in crimson and gold through the latticed creepers. . Gabe was very quiet, his eyles fixed on the ceiling. h:s" hand resting on Aunt tiinalft." m As the day broadened he became vis ably weaker, his breath, coming at longer. intervals,. with labored .intona tion; his mind, too, 'began to wander, his voice .at times rising in incoherent murmurs.. . I gavehim another dose of brandy, and aga:n he revivet. though the effort was the last of expiring nature. He looked at us in a dazed and won-, deling way. for a few moments, and see'ing "Aunt Dinah' crtiug bitterly, said: "Don't cry, hon'"-"-don't cry. Hit's only fo' a little while longer; a few moan days, or maybe a few moah ycahs. but we'll meet again- yes, meet in dat.Ian' wha' de're's no moah p'aia, ami trouble ncvah comes, and we 11 be j white as now.:dere, hoa', among de augej bands--a'singm round de "Great white T'rone.' " On and on the little marble clock tickid on' the mantelpiece, minute by minute, shortening the strand of life, drawing nearer and nearer the "shadow joi the vallev." ' "Hit's g.ttin' so dark" the dying j m -said "night am comin' I-eves am closm', de day a fast; my am .neahly gone, but de &hoah am very neah. I see angels an' angels Standiu' 'dere; dey's walkin' in de sunlight, dey's singin' in de glory and now dey beckou me to.come "Yes, I's comin' fast." ' V:l. -1 1 -.l l -llt j iiiiitaunuunsncn: mueeu tailing, and the shore was very, very near. . "Hon' is you; dere?" "Com. cluser I's Ieab'n' yon hon,' but I's goin' to a bettah Ian': my soul will be white as de lamb's. When you's ready come, I'll be dere to meet 3-ou, an' we'll be young again in de new life; baun again in oirFatha'a home. 1'se so happy. No. moah trouble no more pain. Cluser hon' cluser.' The lips moved again, but no sound came forth; speech had ceased to be, had flickered out in darkness, and the poor old body -was following quietly after. His lips grew wide apart, his breath came in irregular gasps. unt.l at last it ceased. There was a loag quiver in the frame aad Gabe was dead. Down in a corner of our garden, where tail trees make twilight live "at noonday, in a flpot restful and quiet, where dead mosses make foot-falls at laoi. is a littla monad witk a piahi marble slab at its head. This ia tha grave of Gabe. In the warm summer months .duriag vacation in a 'Northern college' than comes back to us a tall, fair girl. "She is always glad to return to the dear old home, she says, "though it is quaint ami old-fashioned." ' Many times before the summer wanes does she softlv tread the mossy earth bes'de the dead and kneeling by the little mound offers anew thanks to Him who saw fit to prolong her life, at the sacrifice of that pure and nobla soul. W. Qlyndon, in Detroit Free Pre. LATE FASHIONS. Some or the resalalae Kccci.trlcitlas ot tk Metropolis. A cluster cf short, thick carls, fas tened snugly by a jeweled .arrow, is added to the low English coiffure for' evening dress. The fashion was led by "a number of society girls recently from Europe. Some of the new French polonaises are cut w.th a rounding or zouave fro.it over a vest and pannier drapery of goods of some contrasting material. The dress skirt is trimmed or kilted up the front to meet the pannier, and the back of the polonaise falls in straight waterfall drapery. Box-pleated and deep-kilted skirts are to-day as popularly worn among leaders of fashion in Paris as they were the first year of their introduc tion. Fan. kiiife. rose, and shell pleat iugs on v sting, evening, and teception toJct; of .satin, s Ik or lace, are equal ly favored, while a lady in a simple "Gretchen" gown, formed even Qf the richest material, but with her dress literally wanting infrill. kilt, ruffle, or pleating, would exe'te no more atten tion than her fashionable sister in the bravery of trimmings which combined the entire four styles of skirt garni ture. White Ottoman silk, with deep flounces of Oriental lace, made with short sleeves and lace vest front, w th white Suede gloves reaching nearly to the shoulders, and a very long tulld veil, with a broad hem surrounding it. is a favorite Parisian bridal toilet for a very youtg bride. Wh.te flowers art worn in profusion with the simple toi let. Bonnets are fast losing the'r strings which have been so popular for severa' seasons past. If seen at all upon imported French bonnets they are in variably of narrow velvet r.bbon, which seems to have superseded .satin, Otto man or gros, gra n in favor. One of the newest imported models for a tea gown is made as follows: The gown is made of pale blue faille, and is shaped like a trained princes-e dress in the back. In front it opens broadly all the way from the throat down, over a cream-colored lace yoke. With full blouse shirred on to the yoke, and falling l.iosely over the belt; and a skirt of silk wholly ve led by one deep cream-lace flounce, which reaches from the waist to the tiny kn fe-pleat ng at the foot mad of the blue faille. The loose-flowing half-long sleeves are of lace, and the gown is open on each side all the way by the three breadths. The musl ns, sateens, o lamoerys, French lawns', and better class of wash materials will, the coming season, be decorated with lace and ribbons, white, cream, ecru, ficelle, or var ous shades of coffee, as dg ugs to flounces and tunics; wh.le lac: flounces, mounted on soft silk or pale I nt d sateen skirts, and aecouipan'ed by polonaises or full apron ovcrskirts and corsages of figured or broehe satin, w 11 b.: among the fa vorite afterno u to.lets for the summer, and found remarkably ellect've, at a moderate prce. Woolen lace, the "dentelle llama" and vak. gu pure de laine, are very fashionable; and the r effectiveness and solidity well deserve the:r return to favor. Bonnets tor -rummer wear for fidl dress occasions are to be made of t He or crape, wVte cream, sulphur. Mac. and pale, green be ng the favorite t nts: the trimmings are del'cate flowers and leaves such as. the mimo-a; and white, violets, and foliage. O.her dressy bon nets are" of white lace, lace embroidered in colors and lined with -silk to match and prettiest of all are the delicately embroidered crapes, with flower trim mings in i-lemler garlands wreath ing the crowns: Many of the new black-lace bonnets are made of the fashionable . "guipure de Genes'" lace, mingled with gold lace and trimmed w.th ornaments of real gold. Black straw bonnets :re trimmed with black 'velvet and gold lace: the folds are soft knots run. through, with slcn dergold'pins. These bonnets are ap propr.ately worn with any colored costume. It is again the fashion to seal one's letters"and bangles. with seals attached arc among the newest devices in fancy jewelry. As .for stationery, .it grow--more dainty each season and some very" quaint dev'ces are used to head fashionable French note-paper and en velope's. ."Papyrus," a rough-edged stationery, undecorated, is considered b'.st form, and when sealed- the packet looks in the best taste. But man' peo ple eiec.t for fancy headings, and most ingenious are the efforts made to meet modern notions in this resppct. "Al ways at home" is one of the new de vices. It represents a large snail with. i.ts house on its back. Invitation cards show some design, suggestive of the form qf entertainment a card in one corner, a party of musicians appar ently blowing great blasts of dance music from trumpets, horns and bugles; a daipty and -esthetic siiojper table, etc. Note paper headed by appropriate io ta'tions from the poets is considered passe; still it is really mor- used than any other style of fancy -stat'onecy. N. Y. Evening Post. Cutting Things Under Water. When science was in its infaacy. mmch'of its fact was mixed with non sense, and some of the nonsense shows a wonderful vitality. A cae in point is the recent, republication pf a nonsense bit that was current at feast forty years ago. It is a recipe for qut- ting glass with shears or scissors. .The statement is that sheet-glass can be cut with the greatest ease w.th a. pair of seissors if the glass is kept underwater aad -kept in a level position. That there is not a word of truth in it any eae may easily prove on a trial. 'with the result of dulling a pa'r of shears. There is one cutting process that can be better done under water than out of water;. that is, the paring of onions. When pared under water Jthe acrid em- anatioas, so unpleasant to the mucous membrane of eyes and nose, are drs, solved or held in water. But neither the quality of glass nor the power of scissors is changed by immersion ia Water. Scientific America. FIRST National Bank ! COZ.'CJ'MB'CTB. Aithvriied Capital, Paid Ii Capital, Sir-pits aid Prtlts, - $250,000 50,000 ' - 8,000 fr OFFICERS AND DIRXCTORS. . A. ANDERSON, Pres't. SAH'L C. SMITH, Vice Pres't. O.T.ROEN, Cashier. J. WVEARLY, HERMAN OEHLRICH, ' W. A. MCALLISTER", G. ANDERSON, P. 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STTAisrisroisr; MANUFACTURER OF Tin and Sheet-Iron Ware ! Job-Work, Koofing ud Gutter- Uf a Ipecialty. Shop on Olive Street. 2 doors north of ltrodfeuhrer's Jewelry Store. . 4C-y G W. CI.ARK LAND AND INSURANCE AGENT, HUMPHREY, NEBR. His lauds comprise some fine tracts in the Shell Creek Valley, and the north era portion of Plutte county. Taxes paid for non-residents. Satisfaction guaraateed. 20 y SCHOLASTIC SAUSAGES A Now aad Sliortor, CsteclUom far tho Bosoflt of TMtkM aad'l'upll. Question. Is the, small by always benefited by being filled with facts and figures? Answer! He Is not He is. on the contrary, often overloaded with them, as is his stomach' with plumcako, and the result of both doses is to make him a dull boy. , . Q. How. much should a small boy learn at-school in a day? A. As much as he can take in easily and pleasantly, and no more: In fact, knowledge can't be forced-into him as is the gas into soda-wetter. .Or if so. forced it. won't stay. Q. -Should learning be made pleasant forthe small boy? A. It should, and for the same reason that his breadcake and pie are made pleasant to his taste. He will not absorb learning if it is made to taste, like rhubarb, and that is one' reason' why so many boys and girjs gqt sick of study at school. Q. Whose fault is this? A. It is the fault partly of the teacher, partly of the. parent, and, more thanall, of the sys tem which forces the same kin'd of in tellectual pie, cake and pudding down the throats of all boys and girls.-whether they like it or not Q. What, in some respects.- does our' educational system resemble? A. 'An immense sausage-stuffing machine.-Machine the system? sausages the boys and girls; men who run the machine the teachers. . . . Q. What sometimes happens if the scholastic sausage is crammed too full? A. The skin 'bursts and the.'smafl boy dies. Or if he does not die his 'mind i' crippled forjife'tbrough the overcram ming. Q. Does a "well-stored memory' argue a well-organized mind? A. No. A man may be able to parrot the whole dictionary and not be capable of taking charge of apeanut stand. Q,. How may such an overloaded memory affect the small boy's, mind?' A. As an overdose qf plum-pudding does the small boy's s'tomach renders it heavy, and unable to act vigorously. Q. What do sucb heavy loads of book knowledge frequently make of people? ,A- Bores, who are always trying to stuff "others as full as them- selves of the dead weight of facts thcy tarry. Q. What is the "result of pverstudy. to many of the children in our scJiools?. A. rremature spectacles. Q. Visually, into what.may-this soort develop the race. A. Goggle-eyes. Q. What is inquiry to the child's eye from overstudy equivalent to? A. Smashing a man's toes in training him for a foot-race. Q. But must not small boys and girls be forced to learn to keep them from ignorance and .idleness. A. If you force fruit in a hot-house to ripen you' dos.6 at the expense of native strength and Vigor to the plant or tree. Q. What is the frequent, reward in practical life of a full-grown arid tilled sausage turned out of the college stuff ing machine? ,A. Ten dollars a week as amanuensis or"private secretary.".' Q. Why so poorly paid? A. 'Too much stuffing. Brain overloaded with knowledge. No room left for "gump; tion." Q. What is "gumption" ?A; Know ing how to use knowledge aftei-'you've got it. " Some folks call.it " wisdom. "Gumption" knows enough to geVtJie tool it needs, and- then barns how to use it The sausage-stuffcr educational piocess swallows a who'e shopful of all sorts of tools, and the sausage freipieut 1 spends the rest of its life in vuin ef forts to digest thcai. Q. Would you allow the small boy to select his own studies?. A., . Would you not allow each tree to bear .its own fruit? If the boy wants to blossom jnto Latin, let him; if he wants to blossom into a blacksmith, fertilize, him 'with iron and let him.. Q. What do some "finished educa tions" resemble? A. Intellectual pat'.'hwork. . A little of this, a little of that, and nothing in. particular. "Re sult: "Crazy quilt." Q. Or in other words? A'. A men tal rag-bag. Full of fragments of all shapes and colors, but not a well-wovdn ' piece of. cloth that one can' .make a'suit of. Prentice Mulford. in lioslon (J lobe. -; THE FIRM MOTHER. raa.ll.jr Government lllilatrateil aianac naeat of. the Teri'lble Infant. "George, shut the gate. Shut it, I tell y&u. If yoii.db'n't.shut-.it I'll 'whip you. You ought to be ash'anu'd of youreclf"" shfc continues as she 'goes out and. shuts the gate. "Never mind, I'll tell your -father when he comes 'home. Don't. pull up' that rose bush. Don't, I tell "you; .it yoii do I'll, whip you. .Therej-you bad boy. I oilght to whip 'you. for that "Put that bush down. -Put -it dawn, 1 tell you.". . The boy throws it -dowd and . wipes his "dirty hands on his'trousers. Don't wipe ' your . hands 'on your breeches ' don't I tell you; never mind, I'll tell your father when he cornea Bad boy, don'traind his'mamma." ."I ain't.a bad boy." '.. "Yes, you are." I know I.aint." "Don't dispute my word. I tell you if you dispute my wo'rd I'll .whip .you." - "I-ain't a bad boy." .. "Didn't I tell .ybu I'd" w'lip you if you disputed my word? You ought to 'be atihamed of yourself. Don't take off your shoe.. Don't, I tell you. If you take off your shoe I'll whip you.." There you bad boy, Ill tell your" father.' "I ain't abaU boy." " Yes..you are." "No. 1 ain't, "neither." . "Yes, you are." . . fi ain't" "Don't dispute my word. If -you.do I'll whip you. Put on ' that' shoe. Put it on, I tell you! If you don't put it on I'll whip you. Bad boy not to-put on Jhis shoe when his mamma tells him. Never mind, you shan't go out in the country .with me." ". Don't want to go. " ' Never" mind, when yon see the horse bitched up to -the buggy you'll want to go." I'll be good." " Well, be good, and you may go. Don't tear j-eur sleeve! 'Don't, I tell you! JJidu dn 1 1 tell you not to tear your Say? Never mind, I'll make sleeve? you sorry for it In your mouth. Don't put that thins Stop it I tell vou. Throw that nasty thing .down this in stant, 'or FU 'whip you. Throw it down, I tell you. A ever mind- you 'shan't go with me. People will, say: there goes the lady without the 'little boy.' Then somebody will say: 'he was a bad boy, and .his mamma made him stay at home.' Never mind, sir." "I'll be good,'! throwing down the top of a blacking box. "1 won't do it ay more. Them wlll'ou takje me?" 'Yes. Let that cat alone. Put down the .eat. I tell you. Didn't you hear me? Say! Put down the cat or you shan't go 'with pie. Put down the cat that's .a good boy. Didn't you hear me say? Never "mind. There, Pm glad she scratched you. Oue time there was a little boy " that wouldn't mind his mamma . He was a bad little, boy, and when he wasn't looking an oli cow came up and hooked him and the Utile boy cried; yes, ne did." ." I wasn't me." . f " But it will be you unless you be have yourself." " Was it a great, big old cow?" " Yes, and she had long horns. The old cow says 'moo, moo, here is. the1 boy that won't mind his mamma,' and" . "Did she hook him?" "Yes. she did. She threw him up in the tree, an' the boy cried and cried and said: 'Oh. -Mrs. Cow. if you'11-let meret down I'll be gobd.' " " Whv didn't the boy hit the cow with a rock?' " - . ' He couldn't wheu the cow had fvm up on her hornsV" . . "Why didn't. he hit her fore she got hinj up on her horns?" " He couldn't fdrthe.old cow grabbed him.up and threw him into the trije. The'old cow says-she is going all around and hook all the little boys that-" ' "She can't Hook me. I'd throw. dirt in her face." ' . "That's what-the other little -boy thought He said she couldn't hook him and he laughed at his mamma but she did hook him." " I'd make thy dog bite her." ."That's what the other little boy thought, but the dog wouldn't bite. her. Now are ybu going to begbod?"' " "Yescm." ' . .. . "Then the old cow won't hook yoii Don't throw your hat over there! D.on't put it over there, I tell you". If you put your hat over there I'll whip you. I'll whip you just as certain" as .you do. There, you good .for hothiug thiug. Nevermind, 3-011 shan't go with'iue. I'm 'going to tell your father. -You are X m 'going to tell your lather. -1 a bad boy and I dbn'.t love ."you No. I won't kiss you." . a' bit ahe.kisses him. . . . "You shan't go with me. Never mind, L'H tell yourfather."j---lrAamaw Traveler. - . . . . love secrets: r Soma of th - Superstition Conceralag Heart Affairs Wb'lcli Prevail la Ureat, Britain. .'. A girl can "scarcely do ?i worse thing than boil dish-clout . in her crock.." She will be sure, in consequence to lose all her lovers, or, id. Scotch phrase, 'boilall her lads awa:" "and !n Dur ham it is.belieyed that if you pufmilk in your tea before sugar, you lose ydur sweetheart" We .may add that unless a girl fasts on St Catherine's Day (No- vember 25) she will never- have a good, husband: Nothing can be luckier for either bachelor or girl than to be placed inadvertently at some -social gathering between a'man and his wife." The per son .so seated will be married before the year is out , . . Song, play and sonnet have diffused far .and. wide the custom-of blowing off the petals of a tlower, saving "the wliile. LHe.Ioves me loves me not." When this important business has been settled in the affirmative a hint may be useful for the lover jroin-r courtinjr- If he- meets a hare, he' must at once turn back. Nothing can well be "more unlucky. Watches are. fond of thatshape. and he wibSccrtajniy be" crossed- in love. .Ex-, perLs say -that after the. next meal .has been eaten rhi evil Innucncp is expend ed, and tlie. lover can again hie-forth in r safety. In inakiug -presents to each other th'e happy pair -must 'remember on no'account.t.ogiveeach oth-ra-knife or pairof scissorsTSiieh a present ef fectually cuts love asunder. Take care, too. not to fall in lovtv with one .the initial of whose "surname Is the .same as yours. . It is quite cer'aitrythat 'tho union of such can not be happy: This" I love .secret has been reduced into rhyme ior me Dcncui. oi-treacnerous memo ries: ' -...... "K To change the naine.and not. the letter s Is a chauye Tor the worse,-uud not for the bet- N ter. This love-lore belongs to the Northern' mythology, "else.llie Komans would-ney- ev nave -u,seu mat. univer.saL.iormspa, '.Ubi tu Caius cgoX'aia." . '.These directions ami cautious must surely' have brought our pair -ol happy lovers to. the" wedding-day. Even yet ' they are not safe from malign influ ences, "but folk-lore does .not forget their, welfare. . If the bride has bcou cotjrtQd by other sweetlieacts than the one she has now .definitely chosen, there Is a fear le-t tli'e discarded suitors should .entertain. unkindly-, feelings toward her. To obviate all. unpleasant conseipieuccs from this,the bride must wear a. sixpence 'in her left shoe until she is."kirked," say the Scotch. And, on her-.returi' home, if a horse stands looking at- her through a gateway xr even lingers aong"the .road-' Reading to her new h.ome.-it isa very-bad omen for her future happiness-' When raee-the-marriage-k:not is tied, it is.sb rhdissolubje that folk-lore for' most part leaves the young couple a'une. ' It is imperative, however,. that the wife. -houUr .never -take off her wedding-rin'r. To da so is to open a I door to immediate calamities, aifu- a window at .the same 'time-' through which love may fly. Should the hus band not find h. peace and .quietness which he Jias a. right "to e.xp'e t in matrimony,- but "discover, unfortunate ly, that he has married a -scold or. a. J shrew, he must 'make the best ot -tho .case. . " ' - . Yet folk-lore has still a simple remedy which will alleviate his sorrow. Any night he will, he may taste fasting a root 'of radish, say ouf old 'Saxon fore fathers, and ne"xts day Ire will be proot against a woman's- chatter By grow ing a'large bed of -radishes, and sup ping off tfieni regularly, it.- is thus. os-e sible that he might ethaust after a 'time, the verbosity of his spouse, but we .are bound to add that we ..have never heard of such an easy cure being' effecteiL The ducking-stool was "found more to the purpose in past. days. . Jielyravia. . . . . I ' . m A young man went to a farmer house a few miles from town to spend the evening with the father's charming daughter. His horse was unhitched, and fastened secirelv in the stable. The young man lingered long and late, and left the presence of the youngIady with the remark that at soon as he hitched up his horse he would return - and kis-j her good night While getting his horse the mother of the youug lady got up and drove her off to bed. The mother stood by the fire warming her self, when ia rushed the young man and In great haste kissed the old lady. .He soon fonad out his mistake when th Id lady made at himwith.the shoveL-2-Maritda (O.J JturnaL RELIQIOUS ANDfOllCATIONAL. Australia has . four uaiTeraitiaa which, in curriculum, rank with Har vard, Oxford and Cambridge. At Yale seventy-three per cent. of. the students came from "other States than Connecticut; at Harvard forty-live per cent came from other than Masse-. :husctts. o It has. been proposed at Harvard. -University to advise .with the students as to. rules of order. Possibly it would be- better to advise with their parents. Current. v . . An English, lady, Mrs: Hay ward, has been engaged as profess6r of. elocu tion in the Cincinnati law school; and' tho innovation has been received with favor. " " The Journal of Hcalt h 'says the' ill. health of school children is more'lanare- &ly due to lack of -proper .care at home. iiiau mauequaie nygienic provisions ia the school-rooms. - ' oe . A Poughkeepsie church"" member"!, knows a woman who puts a five-dollar- bill on the plato every Sunday, apd if . he happens to be absent three Sun-',.' days in. succession she puts on twenty dollars next time. Troy Times.. .- The children -of London.' public' . schools'are surely coming to a-happier. estate. - Th'e philanthropists who be- . lieve them to be suffering from over-;. . pressure ou the part-'of the teachers are -quarreling with, the philanthropists '' "who believe them to be suffering from.. . under-feeding, on the part of their, .p'arunts. The result is likely to be that "," they will obtain more food at home and . . bo given less to do at school. Vurrent.' . Ex-Governor Sanford, of. San Fran- ... Cisco, states that his proposed .univer sity, projected as a memorial to 1)1 e son, will have colleges for voting, men and women, and high-schoo'd for boys- and girls. He also proposes to- fo'und .. an institution after the model of the J Cooper Institute of New York;. -for the advancement of science and art, with- evening youth. classes Jfqr .mechanics- and " .'- ." -The one-man-power may -become-, too conspicuous in a church. .'Once wo were driving by a rural meetinsr-house, and we asked a nian.standing'nviir-who0 were the chief supporter of.that cause.. He answered: "Well I reckon, that Squire Blank is tha man that docs it all. ' ( He is'deaeon and sexton, and Supefin- - tendent of the Sdnday-sch'ool. He does everything there but the preaching, andi that he hires done." WaUhihun.. This year will bring witiikit the golden jubilee of.Pope Llo's priesthood " which he.received in 1835. It lias been; already decided in Italy to. celebrate it . by a league of prayers for. the 'triumph of the church, and the prolongation of His Holiness' life; "by an exhibition at the 'Vatican of all-the -offe'ring which-. will be made, specially of objects, relet-. ing.to public-worship; by ad alms for". the mass, made up of offerings from tho ' entire-Catholic world? ami, fourthly,, by- a pilgrimage to the tombs of. tho Apos- tlee. . . - . ..-' . r--- 7 1 . - . WIT AND WISDOM. ' . Do onot betray tjie confidence '. ol " any'one - - . . .-; - " A man is called- a cconlirmedliar. when nothing that he'says is continued- Yow'can not .jump over it mountain,. -but step by step takes you; to the other. side. .. - - -;- ... The lad was "blowing bubbles wheu 0 ' he accidentally swallowed -.some s3ap- suds, aud that made bub ill, Whitehall . Tintes. .. -. ;. . ";" 0 ,. . . . ".My son. "if every one speaks .well", of -you, you have'trpcklcd to bad ".lhefl- , and have-'not been truthful. It you. are honest" yqu will be , abused. .--X.-:. FT Tribune" ' . . ' ' , -rVHelIo'""said Buckle. a& he met ,, ..Barnacle. Barnacle fs -particular, aml-a -replied: "Why. don't you say 'Good morniug' when'you meet" a gentleman?' ' . '"I do. answered Buckle. Providence 1.., V &CU7S. - ' .. . A St 'Louis e'dito'r who'started with---' out a cent forty years'ago, is now. worth Kin'MUtt. IIw .fhrtnru.- is -ill nwimr to " his" own energy, 'industry aftd frugality, iiuu me j.ucl uiai ;iu .uucie rcce.uiijr- icj him J'J.'J'J'J.'JV.fuluaelp.'tut-CaU. , "If man wants. to own-the earth. . w"hat dots . "woman want?': ;inpiired tt "Mr.X'r?"? f his better half, after a s little family matinee, a few da's ago. "W,cll, inyTdear,! resjionded- that'Iady in a geiitIetone,vt'tp own thecmait, 1 . suppose.'- Itustoh I'os!. ".. " " . . ". "I. wish youvwould come lo see me oftener, Chorlje, luiirmurcd. Claribellr ts they sat in the trout parlor trvlnji to. find out .which Jcuewvthe Ieast 4Ah, ,"' but 'yotL know, darling,-rani here every night." "-Yes, I know-thatv but I wish-. you'd. come oftener:'' Wellbpt uon''. vou see if 1 did I would; have to leave" , oftener, ha, ha?'.'. Yes'.' .that wavhal. I said... 'And then be asked her iPsJuc knew where'he hail put hi.S'Iiat-C'Aea ,""'""ir. ....... "Am I on the right road to the yil- . ' lage?" demanded'a-traveler .of au oh' 'K .uarxey wno wa-.woraing in .a ueiu. 'Xaas,- sah,n .said- the darkey The traveler pursued his way, -but presently, j returned very .mad, "I. say,", he ., shputed to tli-e" old fellow, what did ybu mean by telling m'e that 1 wis. 011" the right road to the' village?'' -i'l tol': yy'tt du rruF, Meed I did. Boss," replied-' the 0 darkey, ,fbutyo'.tuk de wrpug direk shun, s:ih.' Drake's Magazine. . o -."Yoii havi: a very- rich soil here,'-' ri-0 marke'd a tender-foot to a Dakota farm-, ; er. -'Rich! WclI, !' should, say so Two years ago a young man from .the East came out here. He 'carried.' a sbakewood cairc: He stuck it in "the ground 'and left it here. 'I '! Suppose.' remarked the tenderfoot witha.0smile,. you mean to tell me -it -sprouted." "Sprouted! Welh'i should say ifdid. ' and. blossobied, too. r Why, lat year I killed teu bushels .of black-snakes ou" that patch of .ground,.and .each onewai Tarnished "and had a hammered, sihrei head." N. Y. Graphic. : ., r .' - . Breathing Illuminating Gas. . - - . . ; . Tlie, injurious "effect, produce'.' by illu- .minating gas. is; due, . according to . Grube's researches; not. to th coutm. u'ance ot it-J action, but to its concentraP- tion or the percentage of if in tf.e.alr. It isassertcd -that, air containing "five Earts in ten.thouaand can be breathed- y pien and animals for hours.-'and even" days, without any injury -to the health; from seven to eight parts in tea "thou sand cause indisposition; -twenty parts .cause difficult breathing, losof -power and .uncertainly of motion; with twenty' . to forjty parts drowsiness begins, and, when there is still more carbonic oxi'de" ia the an. Hie poisoning- is aueiiuca -, with violent symptoms ;,brain aad spinal . column are especially affected, cramps -eize the victim, yet he. may recover i) . brought quickly into fresh air. Breath ing air heavily charged with carbonii ojpide lor a long time may likewiat auae death. acwii Journal . I .5' z I. 0 4 rrc t-sy.