The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, April 29, 1885, Image 4
ILEVY1NG TRIBUTE. How Glftorakln? Has Degenerated Into a Gcntod System of lUackmail. Almost from the first era of which history gives any record tho beautiful custom of gift-making has been in. vorue. Even tho ancients, whose cus toms are explained in the Bible, observed the custom, carrying pieces of gold and silver, cloths, pots of honey and wine and spices to contemporaneous people when making visits of friendship or when going on missions of peaco or er rands connected with governmental af fairs. Kins gave to Kings, Princes to Princes, peasants to peasants, and mem bers of the same family living at a dis tance always carried some toKcn of es teem when paying visits to each other. From time immemorial it has been the custom for lovers to exchange pres ents upon any and all occasions, whether or not an excuse could be found for it outside of their desire to mutually pl c; the people have lavished costly gifts opon rulers without compulsion and with; friend has given to friend, and employes to employers. This system of xpressiug love and esteem has always been a popular one, and if it had been preserved, as it should have ben, with out the taint of "paying tribute," would be to-day as beautiful and ennobling as ft was in the days when the widow gave her mite, without coercion and without expectation of benefits therefrom in the bereafter. Time, it is said, changes all things. It e ertainly has changed the custom under discussion. Like many others, it has degenerated until it lias new become almost as hateful as it once was beauti ful. The why and wherefore must be answered by those- whose conscience readily announced their guilt; the inno cent must look to tli knowing ones for information. How thfcdeplorablo state of affairs has been brought about can be explained by almost any on. In olden times people who made gifts did so of their own accord. This at least was the case up to the time of tho Ca'sars. When die lloman ruler Clau dius came into power he became dis gusted by the manner in which his pre decessors had imposed on the people by levying tributes, and issued a decree limiting the practice. This edict re ferred to the gifts made on New Year's .'Da' and other fete days, but it was suf tficient to break up, to a large extent, jthe pernicious habit into which those in ,'power had fallen. 1 In modern times every conceivable occasion is grasped by some for gift making. Holidays, birthdays, wedding anniversaries, promotions, election to office, departures and almost everything else must be celebrated in this way. and it is this which has made the custom an odious one. A gentleman was talking on the sub ject a few days ago. "Do you know," said he, "that many a man in this city has been compelled at times to rob his family of some needed comfort in order to keep up with his fellow employes in gift-making? Well, it is a fact, and to say the least of it, a shameful one. A dozen men are employed in a store, and some event in the life of their employer makes recog nition and reniembruuco on their part essential not justly so, but still they must not appear picayunish, and a Jiresent is decided upon, and each fel ow assessed enough to make in the aggregate the sum required to purchase it. Some of these men havo families which they find it a hard matter, on 'pmall salaries, to provide for. These two, or three, or five dollars taken from their purses :ire needed at home, doubt less, but still they have to give it up to pamper to a foolish, aye, criminal cus tom, or be called niggardly, and, niay be, if their Stinginess' becomes known to their employer, incur his displeasuro and lose their place-." "Do you think any man would be mean enough to discharge an employe lecaue,he refused to rob bis children for such a purpose? ' "Do I ? Well. I should think so. I know of instances where men have been given to understand that they were cxr peeled to contribute, and, failing, would nave to look for work elsewhere. It is this system of robberv which has made gift-making so pernicious. Tho worst feature is that it is growing steadily, until now oine men can scarce turn around without expecting some one to give them something." "Are not the people who givo pres ents in a measure responsible for this state of affairs?" "Some of them, doubles. There are always people who seek to curry favor with theu- superiors through the instru mentality of presents; there are still others who have no better sense than to think that is the only way to spend their money for which they have no other use. The latter are as bad as the form er. They do not top to think wlien they go around among their fellow-worknK-n, subscription paper in hand, expecting everyone to contribute some thing, that the natural pride, of many who Jiave nothing to spare will force them to give up -for foolishne-s what maybe is needed at" home' for barefooted or bareheaded youngsters." "And this habit is, "Spreading?" "Like wild-Jir. ' Nowadays every body has the craze. School children give to teachers, employes to employ ers, and holders of appointive o Dices under city, county. Stale and national governments to the heads of depart ments, sometime-, though very seldom, as a unanimously free-hearted token of friendship; often through coercion. It Is a shame." "Is then no remedy?" "The only one I know of is through the making and enforcement of laws prohibiting .-neh things. It should be made a misdemeanor, punishable bv fine or imprisonment, or both, for an ofiicial in any go eminent, municipal. State or national, to receive or ask presents. The same law should be made to apply to school teachers, and it should be the leading rule in everv factory, railroad and business house in the land. Some States have such a law as the one 1 .-peak ot. and I believe the National Government prohibits the so licitation of money for such purposes." "You would not stop jrift-inakin" al together?" "No. but I would make it so that poor men could keep their earnings with out the fear, if they refu-ed to ive up to present-begirars. that thev would lose their situations. I't one and all give all they choo-e. ami when thev choose, of their own free w ill. but stop every thing that looks like the squeezing of the under man by the man on top?" Louisville Courier-Journal. WALL STREET GHOSTS. Jim Keen Dropj Out of Sight lloir Speculator- Ki-tiicvt Their Fortunes X Wiser Man. The enforced .-ale of James IL Keene's last horse, and his disposal of his final remaining share in a large apartment house, mark the failure of his latest at tempts to recoup. This has reminded busy Wall Street that Keene still existed, but needed something of the sort to re call him to memory, for he has dropped entirely out of the financial world, and is no more a factor in the making of prices than is any broker's office boy. Yet Keene had a brillia.-it carter while it lasted. He eame on herewith $3,000, 000 or thereabouts in i',:9 pockets and struck the boom of -79-S0. and at one time was worth not far from $15,000, 000. The riil-niff and the hangers-on and the adventurers of the street fastened on to him, flattered him, told him his mission hi life -and his duty to- ward mankind was to break Jay Gould, and offered their advice and influence. Eeene made money fast as long as prices advanced. He bought with great freedom and courage, and his name was in every one's mouth. But when the tide turned Keene was loaded. Ho did not have the sagacity and celerity of Gould, who has a knack of turning even misfortunes to good account, but kept on getting in deeper and deeper until the inevitable rapped at his door, and he found ho had lost all. Keene's error seems to have been the error com mon to beginners in Wall StreeL He wanted to trade all the time. The cool headed operator waits until the market suits him. Three or four times every year all hands in the street agree that stocks are very low. There has been a flurry, and prices have gone down ten or twenty per cent.; they arc sure to re act within a comparatively short time. Then it is that the prudent man comes to the front with his cash. But the man who goes down into the street every day and buys or sells for a siiort turn "feels as though he must do something every day, and that kind of trading never fails to wreck the longest purse. Keene was always in the market, and he was a1 ways buying. The sharp set of fel lows who manipulated Denvfcr and Kio Grande up to 110 or thereabouts sold a uranue up lo no or uiereauouia sum a groat lot of stock to Keene, and he was - 11-..1 . .! . ., i.l.i !... compelled to take more to hold tne price against their raids when they had sold it short. He never was cunning enough to conceal his operations, anil the sharks of the street marked him from the first. He was indiscreet enough to quarrel with Jay Gould and to threaten him, and Gould thereafter did not count him as a friend. It is very much better for a young Wall Street man to have Gould's friendship than his enmity. And so Keene floundered until his money was gone. He bids fair to becomo what the boys call a ghost of Wall Street. That thoroughfare is full of ghosts of men who have been rich and who now are penniless. They march down to the street every morning regularly as do the millionaires, and wander from one broker's ollice to another, bending over tho tape and talking all day long about the market and predicting its course. Once in a while they put up a five-dollar bill in a bucket-shop and strut around like fighting cocks if they increase it to ten dollars; but that i3 the end, for they immediately stake the ten dollars and lose it. There arc ex-railroad Presidents and ex-bank Presidents and ex-evervbodys. It is sad to see them and sadder to hear them talk; but it is the old story of fortunes thrown away in gambling for Wall Street operating as usually conducted on margin is gambling simon pure, and you can not make anything else of it. Nineteen out of twenty of the men who engage in it leave money. They always havf some good explanation of why they fall, but the fact remains that they do fail. And that should bo convincing and should serve as a warning. Three-qua'ters of the Wall Street operators of today aro striving not to increase their 'orfunes, but to get back what they hkve lost. There is a fascination about winning a few hundred dollars that overbalances tho regret of losing a few thousand. A man will lose four times rditning and yet go in the fifth time with ai assurance within him that ho can win back all he has lost If he chances to win $1,000 after he has lest $4,000 bo instantly believes that he can make hh fortune." He never loses that belief while he has a hundred dollars remain ing, and when the hundred is broken he repairs to a bucket shop having become a ghost of Wall Street firm in tho belief that on a cash capital of 810 or $20 he will recuperate enough to take him back into a regular broker's office, where he will pile up the money until he is rich again. And so he gam bles every cent on which ho can put hands. The Wall Street game as played at present is a losing game, and the sooner a man who is bemud the game severs all connection with it, the better off he will find himself in the immediate hero after. Jay Gould did not make his money trading in the fluctuations of stocks. Ho did it by buying entire rail roads, reorganizing them, watering" their stock, consolidating them, 40n putting them on the public; at an enor mous advance from first cost or cost to himself. His gigantic schemes have, been originated ly him. The theory has been to get possession of bankrupt roads and consolidate them and give them the appearance of prosperity. Thjp ivuuasn system is mauo up oi soma twenty different roads not more tffan three of which were paying running ex penses when Gould bought them. Yet lie threw them together and ran the price of preferred stock up to 90, and the common stock up to J0, at which ( prices the public relieved him of them ! And he moved on to fresher pastures ami put up fresher jobs. His amalga mations and his consolidations havo been on a most stupendous scale, and have demanded the out-put of millions; but they have brought him back tens of millions. The same is true, but to a lesser extent, of Vanderbilt. He has increased the fortune that his father left him, not by speculating in stocks, but by solid investment and by the in crease in values of the properties that came into his possession. The men who have made fortunes through stock spec ulations are indeed few. The men who have lo-t fortunes in the same manner are numbered bv thousands. iV. Y. Cor. St. Louis Globe-Demort at. LOVE. Tho Symptoms or tho Crand Pawlon Kxplalned by Two Colored People. as Pete Jackson is a colored man work ing for Tiff Johnson on Onion Creek, Swayback Lucy is also emnloved by Till as a house servant. -They are vcry co.ir-1 iulential 'with Tiff, and tell him all about their private aQairs. Afew.-days I ago Pete winked mysteriously a't Tiff and taking him off to one side, said fb him : "Mister Johnsing, I wants ter confide a great "secret to ver." "What is it, Pete?" "I'se got a great notion ter ask Sway back Lucy ter marry me" "Do you think she reciprocates your affection?'' "What did yer say she did?" "Do you think she loves vou as much as vou do her?" " ' "Dat's what I 'spicions.V "Did she tell you so?" "No, but she mout jess as well hab tole me so. When she wasgom' fru' de yard I punched herwid a pitchfork, and she said : 'G'way, yer black nigger. I doan want ter hab yer about me.' I tells yer. Mister Johnsing, dat when a woman tells yer "ter go 'wav, she wants yer ter stay right dar. Dev am de cou trairiest critters in de world." "So you think that is a svniptom of love, do you?" "I does, sah. for a facV Shortly afterward another t negro woman heard! Swayback Lucy.stno-mo-away for dear life in the vard, as happy as a bird. rtv "What's.de matter widyou?" "I tellsyer. Aunt Sukfey, I believes rete Jackson wants ter marry me." "Has he done tole ver so?" "No, but he mout jess as well hab tole me so. He miached me wid de pitched fork. I tells ver dat mean sumhn'." Texas Siftings. An Indiaua man- has patented a model for a straw house. The -walls are to be made of bales of straw or hay, and then plastered and bolted down. It is said to be preferable to brick and as ea duraole. Indianapolis Journal "OLD HORSE." Xh Technical Term by Which Expi Companies Designate Unclaimed Goods. "Did you ever attend a sale of 'old horse?' " was a question propounded to a reporter in the Russell House yester- ' day by a gentleman formerly connected j with one of the express companies. I A negative answer being returned, the gentleman continued : , "Then you have missed one of the greatest opportunities of your life. Per haps you don't know what 'old horse' means. If not, I might say thai the term '- used by express companies in lieu of I 'unclaimed goods.' Every year the un- claimed express matter which has ac cumulated at the several offices of the 1 company throughout the State is , shipped to Detroit or to the principal uttice in the State in which tho sale is held, and the names and addresses, of 1 the owners advertised in the news papers. If not claimed bv a certain : date the stuff is sold at auction for what ! it will bring, the amount realized being retained by the express companies to defray the cost of transportation, and the incidental expenses of the sale. - y- 1- 1 -- emg sold, and whoever purchases any thinor lillV.i !l liter in n. ha or' Thft all "I he packages are not opened before thing 'buvs a pig in a bag. llie aue tioneer asks for bid ou an article, whether it be box, package or bale, and it is knocked down to the highest bid der. There is generally a large attend ance, and consequently tke strife be tween bidders i spirited. Dealers in second-hand goods of all kinds turn out in large numbers and buy nearly all tho stuff. It is very laughable to watch the expression on the countenances of those who make purchases when they open up the packages. A particularly fat-looking valise may contain nothing but an accumulation of bricks or worthless trash, and tho buyer is loser to the amount of what he paid for tho article. On the other hand, a common looking parcel may yield a handsome profit on the amount invested. It is the uncertainty of the thinp that at tracts the buyers, of whom ume out of ten are disappointed. "Some time ago I aittended an annual sale in Baltimore which was far ahead of anything in that line I ever saw, and I made some money on a couple of purchases I made. The auctioneer put up a small, black valise, very much the worse for wear, and 1 bought it for something like two dollars. I took it to a locksmith, who opened it for me, and I found inside about three dozen silver spoons and some other tableware, worth probably thirty or forty dollars. The articles are now in daily use at my house. I was much elated over my good fortune and concluded to try it again. I went back and bought a pack age which I opened on tluj premises. What do vou think it contained? A diminutive skeleton, beautifully mounted and apparently the property of some well-to-do physician. I didn't bother taking that home, however; it wasn't much of a household necessity or ornament, so I turned it over to a friend of mine who was trying to squirm through college. I have seen people buy at these sales dry goods, food, clothing, in fact everything you can mention; and some of them secured bargains, although for the most part the oids were extravagantly out of pro portiou to the apparent valuo of the goods. "How is it that-such a quantity of ex press matter is left unclaimed by the owners?" inquired the reporter. "There are a great many reasons for it," replied the ex-exjiressman, "but the principal cause is undoubtedly tho c. o. d. plan adopted by many merchants and others when selli ig goods Od persons residing away from the trade copters. Take, for example, the case oia dealer who permits a customer to examine gpods at the express o'Jice be ttrc paying for them. The lealer may require his patron to send along a small deposit with the order, as a guarantee 41 good faith, but it is Ihe exception not the rule. He sends the goods, and perhaps on examination the customer .finds they are not what he ordered, and refuses to take the package from the office of the express company. The dealer is notified that the goods will be .turned to him on payment of express charges both wavs. If the cltaroes are less than the ralue of the goods thev are usually returned, but if they amount to more than the goods will bring at re tail, the dealer is wise in permitting the Lfipwpany to bold them. He doesn t care to throw good money after bad, and this is how lots of 'old horse' comes into possession of the company. "The valises and trunks are mostly owned by people who jump from one city, to another in search of employ hpeht, but some of them belong to un scrupulous parties who seek to make money out of the company. The latter are genuine tramps, and the means they adopt to swindle express com panies are of a peculiar character. A tramp will saunter into the office of an express company and request the agent py send his valise to some point or otlier. paying nc uas omaincu a situation at the point named, and will pay the charges as soon as he has earned tho money. He takes a receipt for his property, the vahj of which he states to be much greater than it really is, but never keeps his promise. Along about tke close of the year he will turn up in hand, and ask to have it looked up. If it has been lost ho demands a large sum of money from the company to re pay him for his loss. Unless the prop erty is found he generally gets what he asks for. "I don't know whether this is a com mon occurrence in Michigan or not.but in the East the plan has been made to work. Personal property and clothing are allowed to remain "unclaimed for ..many reasons, the most of which aro '"best known to the owners themselves. Perishable articles, such as fruit, meats, etc., will not be received by express companies unless the charges are pro paid, and then tljcy are at owner's risk, "if Ihey spoil, no one is to blame, and the owners, not the companies, have to bear the loss. "The quantity of 'old horse' disposed of at these annual sales depends largely on the section of country. West of the Rocky Mountains, where one express company does nearly all the business, the number of articles is much less than here in the East, where competition is lively. Wells. Fargo & Co. invariably demand the prepayment of charges, be cause they have the field to themselves, and when charges arc prepaitl the goods are usually claimed as soon as they arrive at their destination. Detroit Free Press. The American Cultivator tells of a dairyman who undertook to churn his cream sweet, instead of allowing it to ripen before churning: the result was that the "choice,aromatic,nutty flavored product," which had previously distin- fuished his dairy, was replaced with utter "devoid of flavor or ftgrance, having a dead, neutral taste," and the week's product sold at thirty-five cents per pound, instead of at seventy cents, the usual price for previous consign ments. A good sauce to go with plain fruit pnddings is made by mixing one cup of brown sugar, one cup of best molasses half a cup of butter, one large teaspoon, ful of Hour; add the juice and grated rind of one lemon, half a nutmeg grated, half a teaspoonful of cloves and cinnamon. When these are all stirred together, add a teacup of boiling water; stir it constantly, put it into a saucepan and let it boil until cliu.N. Y. Post KINDLING WOOD. A GWt Industry in New York City Thai Li Little Thought About. With winter comes kindling wood. And what an immense amount of it, too! The fires in furnaces, stoves and grates are constantly going out. and as constantly require relighting. The rattle of the sticks dumped from the cart down the coal hole is a sound al most as familiar as a campaign cheer, while in front of every grocery are tall columns of the more aristocratic kin dling that is tied up in round bunches and piled one on top of the other. By the uninitiated kindling wood is considered a mere bagatelle in house hold arrangements a convenient do mestic economy that titil.zes all the odds and ends of wood that will ac cumulate and otherwi&e would prove a nuisance. But the odds and ends don't supply the demand, or b;-gin to. The manufacture of this insignificant article is a great and growing industry that employs hundreds of men and con sumes as many cords of wood in this city every day. Where is it all made? A Herald reporter went to see. Most of the yards are on the West side, in the vicinity of Gansevoort Market, yet there are others, and no inconsiderable number either, scattered along both water fronts from the Battery to Har lem lliver. The reporter, searching for a yard, threaded his way through those nar row, dirty and obstructed streets that branch out of the old Greenwich vil lage, and are cut short in their bewild dering course by the North River. The peculiar odor of pine and fresh cut wood greeted him as he went along. Within a couple of blocks of the- river was a long row of straggling sheds, with a tall brick chimney rising from their midst The buildings, chimney and everything connected with the es tablishment was painted lead color. Sawdust floated everywhere, and the hum of buzz saws drowned all other sounds. Under the eaves of a one story building were eight little roofs projecting over eight apertures, from which fitful streams of kindling wood were tumbling into eight carts drawn up underneath. In less than ten min utes a cart was filled, and its place quickly takeu by others that were con stantly arriving, the streams never stopping meanwhile. Through an archway further down an intermittent procession of one-horse carts was filing up from the docks loaded with straight grained and sound looking cord wood. The reporter followed a cart into the enclosure. "Is this all going to be kindling wood?" is the first thought that strikes a beholder. The place was only typical of dozens of others, A description of one will answer for all. A large yard, nearly filled with tiers of corcf wood, that rise in steps from the height of a man to over a score of feet On the steps are laborers, with blue blouses and overalls, passing up the sticks to other laborers above. Under the sheds are rows of sawing machines, from which the chunks, as they come out, are dropped into a slide Chat places them iuto an upright position under a "split ter," an arrangement of crossed knives that descend with trip hammer force on the end of the stick. From each cutter is a revolving belt, with brackets attached, that carries tho split wood away and dumps it in the carts out Bide. In another building are the buudlers, the men who make iw, the little buudles of short sticks. Each bundler has a reservoir in front of him with an open ing in the bottom, from which he takes the pieces to fill the gauge by which they are measured. The deftness dis played by the bundlers in picking out sticks that fit the required crevice, and tho rapidity with which they fill the gauges, are remarkable. When full, a lever power is applied by the foot, and the bunch squeezed down to dimensions of about a foot iu diameter. By an in genious arrangement a cord is in con stant readiness to be knotted around the bunch. "It is a rather odd economy that kindling is made out of one of the most expensive timbers Virginia pine," said an old dealer. "What does it cost?" "Never less than six dollars a cord. It is all brought up here from Virginia in sloops. But it is getting higher and less plentiful each vear, and it is only a question of a short time when tho sup ply will give out altogether." "What will you io then?" "Oh, get it from some remote point. The center of wood supply has gradu ally been moving away from New York and the consumption of wood done away with as much as possible." "The time was," he continued, "when every New York family used to have an open wood fire, and cheerful embers glowed on many hearths the center of every tiling homelike. Now we are a city "without hearths, and with much less of a home feeling about our abodes than of old. In those days the fuel was brought dowi from the banks of the Hudson, and it was possible to burn it prodigallv and still not be extrava gant" "How much wood is used now in kindlings?" "I can only give you an idea of what the factories u.se and that will surprise you." "There are about fifty factories in the city. They each use on an average about twenty cords a day at this season. That is, one thousand cords of first class pine timber are used every day to light the fires in this city. The poor have to stand the brunt of it, too. They have not the room to store a load andso buy it by the bunch at an enor mous profit to the dealers. The bunches, which are made from the waste, are sold at from one to two cents each, about' four times their actual valuo. The poor use the most expen sive wood to light their fires and pay more for it than the rieh. And they will have to pay still more soon, when we are compelled to bring the wood from Manitoba or some other out of the way place." A". 1'. Herald. The Landlord Sized Him Up. A brilliant swell, in much elaborate toggery and the other evidences of un paid bills, applied at a fashionable hotel for accommodations. "Aw all landlawd," he drawled, "have you an elevatah?" "Of course," replied the proprietor. "Aw ah awnd do you have din naw at five o'clock." "If it is so desired sir." "Aw ah awnd breakfast at eleven." "Yes sir." "Aw ah awnd a bawth adjoining nay apartments?" "Certainly." "Aw ah landlawd, now what will you boawd me faw?" "Well," replied the proprietor, sizing him up all around, "I'll board you for about fifteen minutes, and I want the pay in advance." The porter carried him out on a truck. Mcrcliant Traveler. There were 35.044 deaths in this city (about one every fifteen minutes), which is l.OG'J more "than occurred in 18S3. There were 11,805 marriages, and the births were only 5,000 less than the deaths. Among contagions dis eases diphtheria was the most fatal, and t:!aiccd 1,009 victims only about tiftv per cent of those stricken down recovering. A". I". Chri$tian mt Work. THE IMAGINATION. gome of the Il.rts tt Miyci in Mutter Involving: I.ifo and Dfiith. "Doctor, don't a good many pcoplo procure medical treatment who aro not sick?" j "Of course they do. There's nothing , the matter with half tho so-eailed in- val'ils. I always kept a big batch of bread pills ma.le up for that cla-s of pa- , rients. Mar- a ouf I've got o'lt of bed j with that sham medicine, and they , thought nivj a man of profound learning and skill." "Th-jy just imagined th-.'v were ijick?" "Cerfainlv! A woman is tho contra- , riest of God's creatures. If sha raake3 up her mind she's sick, you can't talk , her out of it. You nuiat administer someth'ng. I had one call me years ago that lay in bed for nine months, audsne ! was. as" well as I am. On a certain day ; there wi; one of these circus and ani mal show combinations passing. I had an inspiration that beat any compound my skill could produce. I hired the manager to let a tame bear out of the cage and we all. set up a hue and cry, the children went for the woods, and that woman took after them without even atopping to make a toilet There was nothing under the heavens the mat ter with her, and when her husband came to settle I thought for a while he'd boot her all over the farm." "Ever havo any other case of the im agination?" "Lots of them. A big hulking fellow about ten miles from the town I was practicing in got the idea that he was going to die at just eleven o'clock in the forenoon of a certain day. About nine o'clock a messenger came for me. I hurried out. When I got there tho crank had fifteen minutes to live ac cording to his calculations. He did look like a man on the verge of eternity. His eyes were dim and .sunken, his face had that peculiar pallor which heralds the near approach of death, and his breathing was very labored. The family were gathered around and weeping aa they took a final leave. Something had to be done quick. There was a smart looking woman there and I called her aside. Pointing to the clock on the mantelpiece whioh the patient wa3 watching. I said: 'When I havo hit attention turn that ahead.' Then 1 crowded into the family group, hustled them into the next room, sat down on the edge of the bed and began telling that fellow one of the most horrible murder stories you ever heard. I located it right in the town where ho knew everybod', named the woman killed, went into blood-curdling details and so completely interested the man that he forgot about his eleven o'clock appoint ment. When I gave him a chance to look again it was twenty minutes to 'twelve, and he was actually mad for a time, claiming that he had been tricked. He finally got to laughing and we all took dinner together. The next day ho 'whipped two men at a baru raising" for twitting him about the programme of death that miscarried." "Wasn't there auvthing the matter with him?" "Not a thing except what no imag what ho ined. He was sound as a bullet, but if I had not adopted that ruse he would have gone over to the majority at eleveu o'clock." "Doesn't imagination sometimes cure people who are really ill?" "To be sure it does. Imagination has a strange and unaccountable power. I had a funny incident that answers your inquiry. There was a giddj' young widow called at my office one day. She was a hitetily creature. Talked all the time she was awake, you kuow, and had as much laugh as she had talk. She wasn't very clipper when she came, however. She was on crutches and ac companied by a solicitous companion who was brim full of sympathy. The invalid had a knee badly swollen from rheumatism and wanted to know if I could administer electricity, whicb always helped her. I soon had" a batter? in shape. Tho sympathetic friend placed one connection at the invalid's knee, which appeared angrily in flamed. I held the other connec tion in my left hand so as to complete the circuit by touching the patient with my right. I drew my fing ers across the back of her neck and of course she indulged in a few little screams and some hysterical conversa tion. "Doctor, that's a strange sensa tion. Ouch! haven't I got about enough? My knee feels a great deal better. Don't fill me up with that elec tricity. There now you must just quit I've got a whole streak o' lightning iu me now and I knew it was all I needed.' The pretty widow walked out to her carriage without a limp, and had no trouble in being the belle of all balls lot the balance of the season. I had no ticed a waggish student of mine in the next room stuffing handkerchiefs in his mouth, writhing with suppressed laugh ter, winking at me on the sly and in dulging in a can-can whenever visible to me alone. " 'What in the thunder are you mak ing such a fool of yourself about,' I en quired when the ladies had departed. He roared away and pointing to the battery said: 'You might have killed that handsome creature by an over charge of electricity.' I looked and joined in the hilarity. I hail neglected to hitch on to the battery and tho wid ow's vivid imagination had supplied the currents which wrought so sudden a cure." Detroit Post. Made Himself Felt. When a well-known member of this community, now dead, was State Sen ator from this citv, he was engaged in some very radical measures which sorely cut into man' people whom he thought were in need of reform. They abused him very thoroughly, but in his honesty he maintained tho fight strongly. A friend of his from the city visited him in Sacramento while the measures were pending. "Well, what do they say of me in San Francisco?" "They don't speak very well of you." "What do thev say about me? That's what I want to know." "Well, they say very rough things about you. I don't care to " "Speak it out Tell mo how they talk." "They call you a liar, a scoundrel, a thief, an ignoramus, an idiot every thing they can think of that is bad." "Ah," said the Senator, rubbing liis hands in glee and chuckling in perfect enjoyment, "they feel me, my boy, they feel me!" Sari Francisco Chronicle. Stock-Brokers in London. By an old law of Queen Anne's time, and an addition thereto during George Ill's reign, all London stock-brokers are required to register at Guildhall and pass a satisfactory inspection as to character. Lately complaint has been made that persons not registered were practicing as brokers, and the Board of Aldermen has had the list of registered brokers published and offers a reward of 250 for information concerning any unregistered ones. The number of stock-brokers in London as shown by the published list is 2,102. Philadelphia Press. The man mean enough to steal a red-hot stove has been caught in the act He is a young negro, his name is Henry Johnson, and Bowling Green, Ky., claims him as her own.- A grandfather, son and grandson were rounded up by the authorities in their descent upon a Cherokee gambling dire. Denver Tribune. OF GENERAL INTEREST. Tho immigration of 1884 was con siderably short of that of the previous ver.r. Three oh;!Jren iu a Denver asylum whlc'i pracl.cd faith cure died within a few days of e:n:h other. Denver Tri bune. -The deficit of the last World's Ex position, held at Par s, was upward of cO.UOO.OOO, and tii-it of Vienna, in 1873. was over S9.0u0.0-J9. The production of pig iron last year was iu excess of what it was in "l8S0. which wa- too lat year of the great boom. PUL,lu?yh Post. To I'ozi Antonio de Mendoza, Viceroy of Mexico, the honor seems to belong of e.-fablishingthe first printing office iu America. The first printer was Juan Pablos, a Spaniard. Fully nine-tenths of the sardines consumed iu the United States come from Maine. T:iey are nothing but small herrings packed in cotton seed oil in- tin boxes with French label. Boston Globe. The lata Baroa Rothschild would not employ a cook who could not make three hundred and sixty-five kinds of soup. In American restau rants they serve that many kinds of bowp out of one kettle. Prof. Collier, vouched for as high authority, predicts that by the new process of manufacturing sorghum sugar it w.ll be sold for one cent a pound in a few years, and it will be impossible to distinguish it from cano sugar. Chicwfo Inter Ocean. In the Lynn (Mass.) Institution for Savings is a deposit made the year tho bank was organized. iS'.'tJ. The de posit was ten dollar- made for a little boy by his father, aud tho accumula tion for interest is now over two hundred dollars. Boston Journal. Two hundred thousand Americans have wintered in Europe, and one of them writes to kuow if they have not beeu missed. Hardly. Most of them fill so small a pla.-e here that they are not missed. The public here could not name ten of them off-hand. Chicago Herald. The Nashua Teleorajh says that within two years the shoe industry has taken a rapid and remarkable develop ment iu New Hampshire. Ten factor ies have been establish, I and over $1, 000,000 invested. Several of these firms have migrated frmu Lynn, Mass., in order to get away from the trades union complicat'ons. Lord Coleridge says that when in this country he was struck by the absence of childhood. We defer to our children, ask their opinions, aJlow them to engross the general attention, force .-ocial obligations on them, and cut them off from "all the sweet de pendence of their vears," makin grown persons of them before Englis children have left the nursery. A". F. Herald. "When Dr. Kane returned from the Arctic regions," as the Boston Globe tells, "Boston experienced a very cold winter. One extremely frigid day one gentleman on Treiwmt street re marked to another: 'Phew! isn't this cold?' 'fold? was the reply, 'not in the lea-t Why, I just saw Dr. Kane up the -t.-. et and he had on a linen duster, a Panama hat, slippers, and Was fanning him-elf.1 " It has been said that at Yuma, Cal., it seldom or never rained, and that it was the hottest place on the American Continent. These fallacies have received a rude shock by tho records of the United States Signal Service, which show that the winter temperature in Yuma is much lower thau it is in Lo.- Angeles, while in re gard to rain that locality has frequent showers, and not very small showers either. Sun Francisco Call. Just starting on the wedding trip: Young Wife "l am afraid, dear, that our trip to Montreal and Quebec will be very cxpi'ii.-h ." Young Husband "It may bo a trifle expensive, but just think what a delightful time we will have!" Just ending the wedding trip: Young Wife "What a delightful time we have had. d ir!" Young Husband "Yi.j wo we have had a pleasant enough time, but ju-t think what an awful ex pense it ha b-en!" A. 1". Sun. The Chitu .-i Consul in New York states that, d-p"i" the apparent neg lect by the Chinese of most laws that to our wav of thinking are absolutely es-ential to the piv.-ervation of health", it is rare that one of the race dies of a zymotic di.-ea .e. II- says his people have been studying tho laws of health for the la.-t thou-aud years, and that his people have, to this extent, mas tered those laws is proved, to his mind, by the circumstance th-it contagious disease is seldom found among them. Ar. Y. Mail. A New Yorker was quietly shaving himself the other afternoon when a bullet crashed through the looking glass iu front of him. He thought it was a barber's joke, when a second bullet whistled past his ear and entirely destroyed the reflective power of the glass. This put the gentleman on his guard and he dodged the third bullet, and then went out to investigate. The shooter was found to be a neighbor who was cele brating: he made an apology, and re marked that he wa nvt aware that his revolver would earn -o far. Ar. Y. Tribune. EIGHT TONS OF POP CORN. A Iloton Concern's Ilf Dentines In Corn Cniuly. "Novelties in popcorn? Yes, sir," Mid Boston's only manufacturer of this toothsome commodity. "There's what we call 'boss corn candy.' It is of as sorted flavors, strawberry, chocolate, and vanilla aud such cake is put up in white, waxed paper. We sell it iu lots to suit and it retails for five cents per cake. Theu we have a heavy-sugared corn in assorted flavors, called 'crumbs of comfort' As a novelty, also, we get up large guess corn-balls, of any sie, for church and society fairs. We made one some time ago containing three bushels of corn, and one quite recently containing over a bushel." "Any nior novelties?" "Yes, we make what we call a return corn-ball.' with elastic attached, which retails for a penny. And we are put ting corn of assorted flavors into lace bags of many colors. These retail at lve cents per bag. In the last four years we have gotten up uo less thau eight different styles of penny pop corn prize-packages. For Christinas we get up plain white and red aDd white sugared corn, of a-.-oated flavors, for stringing. These striugs of corn, as you know, are largely used for decorat ing Christinas trees. We have also what are called coarse corn cakes, made with pure Porto Rico molasses, and put up in gla-s-front cans, aud a ground or fine corn cake, also made with molasses, aud put up iu tin boxes. The litter are especially for the South ern and Western trade, but there is also a large demand for them in New England." "Do vou sell nianv goods in the West?" "We have been in the habit of send. '3ng goods to t?ie wholesale grocers and confectioners of St. Louis and Chicago, but owing to the high price of corn for the past year or two, have had to sJl them direct to the jobbers of middle men nearer at home. We bought over seventy tons of corn from one seed house in Chicago last year, and used siiegether perhaps eighty tons. W employ about ten nanus all Im yi una. jfoston wooe. f i ! utM THE SPRING TERM OF TIIK- FREMONT NORMAL a NO- BUSINESS COLLEGE,! JLt Fremont, IS'oliriisltti. Will begin APRIL 14th, '85, and End July 3d. UNUSUAL ADVANTAGES WILL UK AKFOUDED i'ERSONS WISHING TO PREPARE FOR THE FALL EXAMI NATIONS FOR TEACHERS' rERll. CATES. The Business Department will atl'onl every opportunity for improvement in Penmanship, Bu-ihes Arithmetic. Itook keepinjr, Commercial Correspondence, and imitation of actual lnine-i Music. Wc can apeak with the utmost confi dence of the instruction Ivcn in our 31umo Department. Mis Rose Conr.td. Instructor of the Piano Forte. :i rr.i'lu lie of the Cornell Conservatory of Muie, i not only a brilliant performer, Imt i pains-taking and superior teacher. 'l!h luatrnctorj in Vocal Culture, Note-rea-t-injj and Singing are tuiireimh aid Jiie-t-essful. Expenses. Tuition for tvee wee'.-, $11. !u it paid strictly in advance, $12. Thi- in cludes admission to Norm. it nut i:tii'k. classes. JIusie, $12 for ttttntj !. n. Short-band, $12 for twentv leon Type writim:, with use of instrument. lo tor twelve weks. Gooil Uv. I.arJ i:i Ijc obtained in the Colic;;.' ILim at $J.i p.-r week. Rooms 50 cts. to 7."ct per t int ent. For further particulars a Mre-., IV. 1. JO.l, A. M. President of Nt.im.il ulli-.v. Freliicut, Nelj. UNION PACIFIC LAND OFFICE. Improved and Unimproved Farms, Hay and Grazing Lands and City Property for Sale Cheap AT THE Union Pacific Land Office, On Long Time and low rate of Interest. SSfFinal proof made on Timber Claims, Homesteads and Pre-emption?. 23TA11 wishing to luy lands of any de scription will please c'all and examine my list of lands before looking eKewhere. J3J"AI1 having lands to sell will plea call and give me a description, term , prices, etc. J2I a'o am prepared to insure prop erty, as I have the agency of secral tirst-class Fire insurance companies. F. AV. OTT, Solicitor, speaks German. ma .in i ki CK.urrii, 30-tf Columbus, Nebraska. SPEICE & NORTH, General Agents for the Sale of REAL ESTATE. Union Pacific, and Midland Pacific R. K. Lands for sale at from $U.0O to $10.00 per acre for cash, or on live or ten years time, in annual payments to suit pur chasers. We have also a large and choice lot of other lands, improved and unimproved, for sale at low price and on reasonable terms. Also business and residence lots in the city. Wc keep a complete abstract of title to all real es tate in Platte County. 621 COLVnUI.M, EB. LOUIS SCHBEIBER, 11 All kinds of Repairing Short Notice. Bodies, done on Wasr- ons, etc., made to order, and all work Guar anteed. Ako sell the world-famous Walter A. Wood Mowers, Beapers, Combin ed Machines, Harvesters, and Self-binders the best made. Shop opposite the "Tattersall," on UllVO St., OUljUJliJUO. so-iu BECKER & WELCH, PROPRIETORS OF SHELL CREEK MILLS. JIANUFACTURERS AND WHOLE SALE DEALERS IN FLOUR AND MEAL. OFFICE, COLUMBUS, NEB. i Govt, and 40-GO Crmla Cartridge. Vm ITHM.V KlfKTlY SAFE. TUP RPCT Din I? a th world for largo llld DE.31 nirLfinme. Superior lnacen rmor. ntrfditr. auidal and lnih tn an-r other, m Dill ibn OallaTT, SpoTtiajr and Target JOrliallr Kiflea.8end for Catalogue. Co., Haw Hvn, Conn. BlacMaMWaiBMw WIBLIMWACAZINEIIIFLE. 9 iaiaiaiaiaiai w a ,9 GO TO !A.&M. TURNER'S BOOK AND MUSIC STORE rou tiik- BEST Z GOODS -AT- Tlio Lowest Prices! CONSULT THE FOLLOWING ALPHA BETICAL LIST. Al.mWSS. Arithmetic. Arimbi'-. Ink (genuine). Mjrebra. A-itnsjrjpli Al bum, Alphabet it oek.Autljir'sl.ard, Ark. Arvonleon. .ltraet Leaal Cap. SEsi;.4Eia:.;. i..kei.p.abv Tov..i:ook., Bibles. Bell Tor oy. Blaii'k Book., Itirtudn Card. Basket Burie. bovN Tool.ehct. Balls. Binl.er' I'assrs, boy' AV.(L-..n. Sled and Wheelbar rows, Butcher Hook. Br.is-edv:ed Ru ler.. Rill -hook. Book Stripe, B.ie Ball and Bat. CA.BHKS. Card, ralliu- Card, Card Cae Comb. C mb Cae. Ci:rar Ca se, f'hetker Bo.ird. Children' Ch lir. Cup and S.uu-er. vt.mey) Circulating Library. Collar and Culf Boe-, Copv Book. Chi Nima C.ird Chinec Toys, Cr.ijon, Checker. Chess-men, Croiiiei set. ljaB:54'a'ar Senium Machine. Draw ing Paper. Ire-inu Cae, Drums, Diarie. Draft in book, Dolls, Dre-Hud Doll, Dominoes, Drawing books. i:.V3:a.S'.S, Elementary school book. Eraser ( blackboard )", Eraser ( rubber). FICTION Books, Floral Mbttm,, Fur niture polish. C-iie .T2Ja,!.E:$S. tieoraphie. Ct-ome-ti ies.ilo e b.e. t iuu.,li roscopes to illu.stralt the !iw of motion). l5ABtSi:SS'S Reader, handsome lloli tlj; citte, ll.ip.t-ul.i". Hobby-horses, ll.u.:- iti-iii -, !listriO'. irSi.". ill ito.l kind- -mil colors). !amW ionnmo.1 :;t:,i fsney ). lu!c- .X2-:tV2:a.v.- : ot ink e, .Jon. harp Kitchen set-'. I i:i(ii:iCS, LeiU-cr paper. Lunch ba.-kets. Looking!-! Liv es. ::il cap, .llASOTs A. II tiitiin Orn:i-. Minuet, -Mt!k- liuxf. il.ia.ine-, .Mn-au'he ujs. V.outh organs, Me.nor.iii.lum-. .Mti-ic l.t.ok-. Mu-i;- holder-, M-u-liine oil. 3I.it-, .Moderator's retord-, .Miiei I.isc, 3iiero-ei.pe. rtKKDI.KSror: paper. eWing mu'hiue-. Note OSsCmW.Vv, Oil lor sewing ra:i -tools. Uigan -eat-. in: Iiinc lC-:tSI03mMa,. Pi. tur.-. lMuzlo blocks. Present-, Picture bixtl.s, Pianc Pen-. Papetrie-, Pencil-. Pnr-i-. Pol-i-li for fui nit i:re. Pimpli!c:M-es. Paper utter-. Piper t '-i-iii-s -. I':. !uiv puzzle-, Pictur.' frames. P.i.-kcl book-, Pci turnery am! Perliimerv cases. Paper racks, Pencil holders. Ki:n'AK3) cards, ber doll-. Rubber balls, Rub- S:EIOOI, book-. Sewing stands, School ateheN. Hates, Stereo-copes and picture.-, Scrap book-. Scrip pictures, Sewim; machine needles. Sebol ir's companion-, Sp;cie pur-e-. Singing toy canaries, Hells for boys, Shawl strap-, Shell goods. 'rErraCOa'a-LH. Toys of all kinds, children's Trunks, Thermometers, Tooth brushes (folding). Tea sets for girl-, Tool cluts for boy, Ten-pin -et.s for boy-, Tooth pick-. Tin toy-. VBOI.l.VS and -trings, Va-e-. n'4OIBtlCllH'E: Organs, Work basket-, Wa-te basket-. Whips (with ease), eb-ter's dictionaries. Weather rla--es. Work bo.e-. 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