r"-?s??p' Pa U" A MODEL GRAND JURY. CrinUaal Practice la Arkaaaaw la Days. A history of the criminal practice of Arkansas would not only be a volume of bloody tragedy but would contribute largely to humorous literature. Years ago, when Colonel W. P. Grace was prosecuting attorney of a southern circuit, he was determined, in view ol the inexcusable leniency which pro railed, to effect a reform by enforcing on the minds of grand jurors the ne cessity of punishing criminals. Ob one occasion when court met at Ar kansas Post,nhe Colonel was particu larly desirous of making a good record, The grand jury, described as an "onerj lookm' set o1 fellers," occupied a negro cabin, near the court house. "Now, gentlemen," said Colonel Grace, "expediency demands that you should organize and get to work just as soon as possible." Ajnan named Jacquina was elected foreman. 'Now," said th Colonel, "who will act las clerk? Won'l ?rou?" addressing'the most intelligent ooking member. "Xafn't read nor write," replied the man. "Well, won't you?" addressing an other. "Would if it wa'n't fur one thing. "What's that?" "I ken read, but I kain't write worti a cuss. WushI could, but I kain't." "I am certain you will," addressing an'old fellow. " J i: "No,-I b'leve not to-day. Lkaim'l spell nuthin' nohow." "Oh, go on an' sarve. Uncle Caleb," said the man who could not write worth a cuss. "Go on an' sarve, I say. You don't haf to be able to speQ. All -you've got to do is to read an' writ a little." i"Well, gentlemen," remarked the Colonel, "to expedite matters, I will act as clerk ud til you can get some ont else." He wrote down their names and called tiie roll, requesting each man when his name was called, to state whether or not he knew of any viola tions of the law. They answered "no," until Grace's patience became sore: "Why, gentlemen," said he, "you know very well that several men have been killed in this county since the last term of court One man was killed down here at a saw-milL Do you know anything about that?" "Wall," drawled a long, dyspeptic looking fellow, "I did see a mant'uther day what 'lowed that a feller had been llid out down thar, but I wuz sorter busy at the time an' didn't 'vestigate, but I reckon he's dead, fur arterwards seed 'em diggin' a hole out in the orchard whar his folks does all thar plan tin'." "Is that all you know about it?" "Wall," with another long drawl, "'bout all I can think uv right now. Jout think of more though, ifyou'd erirame time. Lcmme see. Wall, I reckon, in reason they must've killed him, fur I seed a wagin with a long box in it drive up to the house.an'. yes, airterwards I seed 'cm drive to the orchard. Reckon the feller must've been killed?" "I don't doubt that," replied the Colonel. "What we want to get at ia the manner and circumstances of the killing. Do you know by whom and how he was kiJied?" ' "'Wall, a short time before I seed the box in the wagin, the man Blythe, what I have every reason to believe wus in the box, had a 'spute with a feller named Miller." "Did Miller kill him?" "Wall, Miller he said, that the first time he seed him he 'lowed to shoot him." "Miller killed him, then?" "Wall, I don't know, but Miller is a powerful truthful feller. Never heerd nobody 'spute his word. A mighty apt hand with a fuzee, too, Miller is. Mou'ter not killed him, fur it ain't fui me to say. Blythe didn't owe me nuthin'." "It is for you to find out though, foi you are hero to see the law enforced." "Yas, that's whut the boys was ies' tellin' me, an' I reckon' it's so. Whar is Miller now, bpjs?" "He cleft the country," someone replied. "Wall, Colonel, I reckon he's the man what dono the killin. In fact, I know he is." "No, he ain't left the country," said some, one else, "fur I seed him day aforeyistidy." '""Wall, Colonel," continued the evas ive grand juror, "I 'ain't so certain, sence I come to think about it Don't want to put the matter too strong." '"There's, another case," declared the Colonel. , "Anjnfernal scoundrel, that ought to be hanged, killed his brother over on White River the other day. Do any of you know anything about that?" An old brown "jeansed" fellow, who had said nothing, arose And re plied: i "Yes, an' I'm the man that done it" "Mr. Foreman," said the Colonel; "adjourn the jury until to-morrow morning. This is the. wflrst crowd 1 ever saw. " - - -m ., "TCat 'night every member, of .the grand -jury ."with the exceptiorrof "the' imuiua, .vtere luuou engaged in a game or pokerr--Tne following morn ing tney were marcnea into court sad indicted. When' ColobeV-Gnice feast corapletecfhis business e went to' the" Sheriff -and spoke to him concerning. "What fees?" - C h i f i "TKc fees for convictions Don'l you understand your business?" "I don't know anything about fees. Where are those men that were ar rested the other'day?" "Gone home, J reckon." "Why didn't you put them in jail!" "Jail, they've got no business there." "Why?" "I've dun rented it out to a-jfellerfaf a livery stable. Folks in this country don't want no jail.'' ' i J. "Well, sir, I shall sue you on vour Vma." c :-. j The Sheriff laughed. He had never heard of a bond. Arkansaw Traveler. Salt Lake As It Was and Is to Be. Ajtitsjbigheststage, Great jSalt Lake covered about, tbirtyve'thousanc"1 sqeare miles of .surface. The'watef ia generally suppo..cd to have disappeared by evaporation, or. in plain terms, an approximate evaporation occurred ol . about one hundred and ten cubic miles of water. Now yon see lharthe rate of one-hundredth part of -an inch per year (and that supposes an "evaporation of one million five hundred thousand cubic feet annually) then it was at its greatest height one million two hundred years ago. If the evaporation Tcoatin oes in-the future as it has in the pass, in one thousand five hundred years there will be nothing but a thin sheet of water during each spring where Great Salt Lake .now is. Salt Lakt Tribune. - .. ' - Two' thousand septuagenarians re cently'met at' Leicester, England, an each was presented with half a crown. There were above two huauesvfevci eighty years of age, one centenarian, and one woman ninety-nine years and (ten months old, who' described herselt 08 a game old girl yet' All septa ajsenarians, ill or bed-ridden, were vmltedbr ladies and received aimiLu "V The Kansas Senate has forty I THE PROMISED LAND. QHrtisms Its TrnnmTsrt aad Trea Urn Iaterastlas; Tacts Ytoaceralaa tke Cawto The so-called-Oklahoma Territory Is as unknown quantity. It has no geo graphical recognition on the United States maps. Payne and the Oklahoma boomers locate a Territory of that name on the western portion of the Ceded Indian Lands, which they claim to be public lands of the United States. On the map of the "'Frisco" Road Oklahoma occupies an irregular shape south' of the Red Fork of the Arkansas, and bounded on the sooth by the Cana dian and on the east by the Pottowat tomies and the Sac and Fox Agencies, while the western boundary extends to the Wichitas, Cheyenne and Arapahoe Reservations. In a map of the Indian Territory published a few years ago by the Oklahoma Association, the? em- braoed-all-the-western portion of-the Indian Territory extending from the Cherokee outlet on the north to the Red River on the south, and including the .Cheyenne and Arapahoe Reservations, basing their claim on the statement of Colonel Boudinot, who showed that by the treaties of 1866 the United States Erchased from the Indian tribes in the dian Territory about fourteen million acres of land. These lands were bought from the Creeks, Semioles, Choctaws and Chickasaws; the Cherokees selling; no lands by the treaty of 1866, hence they still hold what is known as the Cherokee Strip r "outlet,'?-extending to the one hundredth meridian, lying between the Kansas border and Okla homa, and which is about ninety miles wide. The Creeks, by their treaty of 1866, sold to the United States 3,250,560 acres for the sum of f 975,168. The Seminoles, by their treatv the. same year, wild to the United States 2,169.080 acres for the sum of $325,862. The Choctaws and Chickasaws by their treaty the same year sold to the Dnited States the "leased lands," lying west of the 99th degree of west longitude, for the sum of $300,000. That tract contains about 7.000.000 acres. OT these ceded lands the United States has since appropriated to the Sacs and Foxes 479,667 acres, to the Pottawa tomies 575,877 acres, to the Wichitas 748,610 acres, and by executive order the Kiowas, Comanches, Cheyennes, Arapahoes and other wild Indians were given reservations. A portion of these 14,000,000 acres of land has not been appropriated by the United States Jor the use of other Indians. In the articles of the treaties with the Creeks and Seminoles, by which they sold 'these lands, it was stipulated that they were ceded "in compliance with a de sire of the United States to locate other Indians and freedmen thereon." The settling of so many wild Indians be tween the borders of Texas and Kansas excited the jealousy of those States, as they were in constant danger of Indian raids. A few years ago Mr. Mills, of Texas, caused a provision to be inserted in the Indian appropriation bill pro- TiM finer tnn rAirinual rf Sinnr Tnrtiana to the Indian Territory, and by a simi lar provision in the Indian approbation bill the next winter the removal of any Indians from Arizona or New Mexico into the Indian Territory was pro hibited. These laws it was contended by Payne and his followers left several millious of acres of the richest lands free from the Indian title or occupancy, and subject to entry like other public lands. By the treaties canceled in 1866 with the Seminoles, Chdbtaws, Chickasaws, Cherokees and Creeks, growing out of the rebellion, the tribes agreed to the establishment, if Con gress should so provide, of a General Council in the Indian country to be annually convened, consisting of dele gates from all the tribes in the pro portion of their members respectively, and to have power to legislate upon matters relating to the intercourse and relation of the several tribes resident in the Territory; the laws passed to be consistentrwith treaty stipulations and the constitution of the United States. The Council was to be presided over by the Superintendent of Indian Affairs. In the treaty with the Choctaws and Chickasaws the plan ef a General Council was more clearly defined and agreed to in more detail than in the other treaties. The powers of this General Council were defined so as to establish for many purposes not incon sistent with the tribal laws, a Territo rial Government with the Superintend ent (of the Southern Superintendency) as Governor of the Territory, which was to be named "Oklahoma." Pro vision was made for a Secretary of the Council and "f or1 pav of 'members" and for a Marshal of the Territory, .and a clause was added looking to the estab lishment of an Upper House, to consist of one member1 from each tribe. In the treaties -made at the same time with the Creeks-and Cherdfcees provisions also for a General' Council were-made, the same as in the Seminole treaty. -The General Council was intended ttr ,be in relation to the federated tribes similar to that of the 'Federal Govern ment at Washington to the several States. In 1875 a General Council in accord ance with ihe provisions of the above treaties was held at Ockmulgee, the capital of the Creek Nation, for the purpose of forming a constitution. At tnat convention the following tribes were represented by delegates: The Creeks, Choctaws, Cherokees. Semin oles. Pawnees, Keechies, Confederated Feorias, Eastern Shawnees, Absentee Shawnees, Black Bob Shawnees, Otta was,(Modocs,xSac and Foxes,-Mexican Kick'apoos, Wichitas, Ionies, Waoos, Comanches, Towoccan'ies, Caddos, An adarkoes, Delawares, Kaws, Osages, Pottawattomies, Cheyennes, Arapa hoes, Wyandottes, Quapaws and Sene cas. , The late" Colonel Robert Campbell, as Commissioner, and a representative of the Republican, were present at the cessions, wnicn were proiongea several weeks. A constitution was agreed to. the concluding section of which was as follows: '"Seetion 14. No person who denies the existence of God or a future state of rewards and punishments, shall hold any office in the civil departments of this Indian Territory, nor shall be allowed his oath in anytfeourt of justice, neither shall the Bible, ever be prohibit ed as a text-book in any school in this Territory." The constitution was sub mitted for ratification, bat was defeat ed by the Cherokees and some of the larger tribes. The consequence is that .Oklahoma, instead of giving name to a Confederacy of Nations, has been ap plied to an insignificant Territory cov eted by outside boomers. St. Louis Re publican. -aere is a paper-mill now running in-r-Delaware County, Pennsylvania. whlchtannfactured the continental enrrenevqf jmore thaaa.hundred years ago, asm' afterward furnished the green backs thaleupplied the sinews of war Ifflt UW Bore nwent nnnfliitt IH onnrui mproTssnents in machinery were nddei-friBtime to time, until now the in enureiy revolutionized. Up in 4s4f-tfcis old building had accm- mujaiid-dnrin(r this ntnnr a hntrm ytitetji of rwaste paper, and" this coi- recently sold as refuse, and has found its wav tt tk StatMSMSjr department of a nmaiama , . . ia nrm, anei is nowbeimf ihionablo mnH PiMaftMrmk BL3&-5r , . t i as? Z2C are niriftv flllFonont v1m t4 -iini - c vz,r. '" v--rtr: ""-"! " v gcaucuHW ia taw meihtU TAKEN FOR A TRAMR. A Clerk Who Bzaeto4 to Slraaca Gaaat, Bat Was PalrarUeS. There is no denying the fact that he looked seedy. His hat was of the "shocking bad" order, the cut of his coat of antique style, his general make up of the modern tramp school. Try ing to dodge a cart in crossing upper Broadway yesterday, a gentlemen of the above description blundered against a vehicle coming from the opposite di rection, and smeared his hand with tar. greasebozing from one of the hubs. It is. a good thing to have clean hands, although manual uncleanliness is no uncommon thing in this great bad city. Walking into an adjacent hotel, the man of smeared hand proceeded to wash 'himself- in one of the marble basins for lavatory use. "Can't you read?" asked a stylish young man with a cutaway coat richly particolored scarf and a glittering dia monoTsoarf pin. "I can," answered ;the stranger, as he vigorously rubbed the ball of soap over his smeared hand. "Why do you ask?'. - "Because there Is a printed notice over your head that you should read and heed." "Ah! I see," was the stranger's cool rejoinder, raising his .eyes and reading the notice. "For exclusive use of the guests," and then he continued in the same cool tone: "I had not observed the notice before. It is not an original Idea, by any means. I have seen it frequently in hotels, but it's Intensely stupid has no meaning ia it One of the rules of the house, is it? What nonsense! -What constitutes a hotel guest?" "I don't want, any of your conun drums, old fellow," indignantly inter rupted tiie young man, his flashing dia mond paled by the fiery flashing of his eyes. "You are not a guest of the ho tel; so get out ef here.'7 "Who are yon, that you should talk to me in that way?' asked the stranger, in the same tone of imperturbable calmness, and scanning his interlocutor with a keenly-scrutinizing gaze as he began to wipe his hands on the immac ulate towel suspended frssn a roller. "I belong to the hotel. I am the clerk," quickly answered the young man, with that professional air of colossal importance and supreme con tempt for ordinary mortals which it is expected will be followed by an imme diate paralyzing effecC "Then I dont mind," said the stran ger. "I am not as frightened as I might have been. I thought surely the hotel belonged to you, instead of your belonging to the hotel," "I don t want any more words; you get out of here, quick." "Young man," and the words were uttered in a slew and deliberate tone, "I want to give you some advioe; it's very old and trite, but it is veiy good for a fast young man like you. 'Think before you speak;' 'Never judjre from appearances. Impress these aphorisms on your feeble mind. The fact is " "But I tell you again, get out ol here," fairly screamed: the young man in his increasing rage, "or I'll call a policeman." "I won't get out of here, and no policeman will put me out either. You insultingly called my attention to that printed notice, 'For exclusive use of the guests.' Now, understanding clearly, the moment a stranger steps foot over the threshold of a hotel he is the guest of that hotel and entitled to its privileges and comforts; for all the privileges and comforts he chooses to avail himself of he can be charged. There is no law restricting him in the freedom of his choice, and neither is there any law compelling him to stay longer than he wishes. I desire to avail myself of no further privileges at this hotel, and I propose to leave -at once. Now, I want to see the proprie tor and pay my bill." '"'There's nothing to pay,, and if there was you probably haven't a dime about your clothes. There's the door." "My young friend, I see that avenue of egress, ana I propose to utilize it in my own good time; but I see you will not take advice. I've only one word more with you," taking the young man by the collar, who paled and quivered under his wrathful grasp and menacing eye. "I have only just arrived in this city, but if I meet any more like you I shall do two things enlarge the boundaries of my private burying grouna anu iounu an asylum so long needed in this country for that large class of imbecile cursed fools hotel dorks'." "I have used your wash bain. soap and towel," thec,stranger said to the proprietor, whom he found in the of nce, "and! want to pay my bill." "There is nothing to pay," politely answered the proprietor. "But riusist on it" taking, out a large rollof bills and extracting a ten dollar note and laying it on - the coun ter. "If it's more than the bill would be, use the balance in trying to germ inate brains and develop good man ners in.your hotel clerk.''' "But, sir-V The stranger disappeared, hjater in the evening the gentleman a promi nent lawyer of this city and ex-Judge of one of the higher courts recited the above story to a party of gentlemen dining with him at De1mon:co's. He had just come from the mines of Cali fornia, having gone there in a spirit of adventure and to improve bis health, and he retained his mining garb until his arrival to astonish his friends and amuse himself over their puzzling fail ures to recognize him. It is hardly necessary to add that the idea of an asylum for hotel clerks was received as one of the brightest indications of the progressively philanthropic spirit of the'age. V. T. Herald, ALL ON BOTH SIDES. Kentucky Law That Fitted Oae Side of the Case Jost as Well as the Othjr. "Mr. Lawyer, I want to ask you a question,' apid a countryman with a bandage about his head, to one of our most honorable lawyers. "Yes, sir; take a seat What is the nature of the ease?" "Waal, ef you wer a huntin' on your naber's premises an' he'd tell you to fit off, and you wouldn t go, and then e'd try to knock you off, could ye bring suit agin' him for tryin' to knock you off?" The lawyer then looked at the bandage around the man's head and repl edln an emphat'c way: "Most assuredly; and collect heavy damages." "Waal, then, 1 reckon I won't do nothin' more about it" 'Why, why not my friend? You could certainly get heavy damages. The law is all 6n your side." I reckon not mister. You jist now said the law was the other way." "How's that? I probably misunder stood the case.", 'Well, the feller come in my orchard and was shootin' rabbits when I ordered him .off; but. he wouldn't go. So I went" at it to knock him off, but I got the worst of it as ye can see. I reckon he must1 be one of these 'ere boxin' fellers." "Ah. ahem! Yes; just so. That puts the case in another light Of course you can sue him for trespass ami as aaltandTsattery." "WaaL I reckon I won't do no more ia the matter, as you said he can also bring suitagin' me and collect heavy "Ko, bom on. -uoa't go. cot the law all on your side." You're "So has the other feller. Good sir." Wmuk SUU Journal r. CLOTHING. 5MMMWT to Kind of Cletalasr the Toaajc ShovM Waaa More care is necessary than is ucnally supposed to be, in determining what clothing the young should wear. They need cnongh to make them comfort able, or enough to retain a certain amount of heat generated within their bodies. Health demauds that th temperature of the body should be uniform, varying but very little from time to time. If we wear flannels by day, we should by night unless artifi cial heat supplies any deficiency in natural. As we should suppose, from the fact that natural heat is generated within the bodv, its outer surface is cooler than the inner by one or two degrees. The blood is heated by the chemics&action of the air upon the food we consume, so that the blood in its wonted rounds delivers a portion of the heat it has to the skin and under tissues and then pursues its usual course, and then returns to the lungs to be again loaded with, freshly gener ated heat And then dispenses it to the inner organs and various tissues, and thus continues to keep the body uni formly warm. Exposure to a lower temperature than usual will act upon the outer nerves in such a way as to cause the small blood tubes of the skin to contract and reduce their size so much, that they can no longer convoy blood enough to keep the outer surface of the body warm; clothing then be comes absolutely necessary to retain all the heat generated and so repel the influence of cold. Checking the outer circulation in this way by sudden exposure to cold is apt to induce congestion in the inner organs and check the perspiration and so induce inflammation of the pleura, lungs, air tubes and kidneys, and ulti mately produce some serious if not fatal malady. The skin and kidneys are intimately connected. Disturbance in the function of the one will often induce greater or less disturbance to the other. Exposure to cold may check the exudation from the skin, and so increase the secretion of the kidneys. We often have occasion to relieve the congestion of the kidneys by increas ing the perspiration. This can be easily done by a warm bath. And so we resort to this means of cure, when any inner organ is suffering from a sudden depression of temperature. In the same category come colds in the nasal cavities, the throat and the lungs. Now to lessen the influence of sudden changes of temperature, or to prevent a loss of heat, we resort to a proper amount of clothing. We speak of warm clothing, when we mean only retentive clothing. So that the char acter and usefulness of clothing must depend upon its power of retaining heat and so maintaining a uniform temperature of the inner and outer portions of the body. Tlie great art of resisting the influence of cold consists in regarding the tem- erature of the air in which we ive and move. In place , of one heavy coat that some people wear, wo have two thin ones. In moderate weather we wear one only, but in cold weather we wear two. The advan tages of this arrangement of our outer garments are that the two thin coats retain within their meshes and between their folds a larger amount of air the great retainer of body heat than can the thick coat and then we get rid of a freat weight that a thick coat always as, and can always adapt our outer clothing to the present temperature. No doubt we can harden children to easily enduring a low degree of cold, but we must do it in a gradual way, ao that we may not kill them, or make them ill in the process of hardening. Many children die simply because they are poorly dressed. The heat gener ated by the chemical action of the air upon the atoms of nutritious food is not retained in quantities enough to keep the blood moving in its wonted rounds, yielding as it moves, those par ticles of food that keep the animal ma chinery in working order. How many mothers clothe their chil dren so that the small amount of heat they generate may be retained suffi ciently to keep them uniformly warm and not induce copious perspiration? Flannel is often used as the proper fab ric. We obiect to its use as coming next to the skin of the young. It is so rough and irritating that it .keeps them fretful and uneasy. We prefer soft cotton fabric near the surface and flan nel over it 0. H. Allen, M. D., in Western Enrol. LINEN CLOSETS. A Good Test of a Wemi HoaMkeaalajr Ability. There is no better test ef a woman as housekeeper than the condition of her linen closet A good and complete supply of this essential to pleasant liv ing is a luxury which it requires habit and training to appreciate, and the deprivation where such habits and training exist is more severe than the absence of other things which seem more important People who have acquired some means, yet whose ways are not over refined, spend as little as possible on articles of everyday use and comfort, and really do not know the immeasurable difference it makes in the enjoyment of life to use towels of i ample size and goou, solia quality, handsome napery, sheets heavy and laundried; and all in abundance. They reserve their strength for display and are forever poor in those personal be longings, tho possession and use of which make one feel rich. There is inherent beauty in linen even more than in silk. It is delightful to handle, and conveys a sense of substance, of wealth, as well as of cleanliness. It is purely an imported fabric; very little flax is grown and none manufactured in this conntrv. The finest linens come from Ireland, from the neighborhood of Belfast but those of the second class are imported largely from Ger many, the weight and quality of these being superior to any others for the money. The fashions in the patterns of table linens vary almost as widely as the fashions in dress fabrics. Jost now they are natural, and really beau tiful. Growing flax in its different stages furnishes a very delicate and pretty designs oats, among which are poppies, another, and grasses, among which are blue bells and swaying wheat a third. The borders are very deep, but unconventional, not inclosed in rigid lines, but forming a sort of dado of flowers and grasses, with curled ribbons between' them and the lovely centers. Philadelphia Call. 'm An aged woman, found lying in the mud on the Schaghticoke turnpike, about a mile north of the village, by Humphrey Lee, a milkman, was brought to the station house by William Der rick, of Adamsville, on Tuesday morn ing. The woman was partially de ranged and presented a shocking spec tacle, her face bruised and bleeding and her hands and clothing being covered with mud. She stated that her name was Mrs. William Sage, of xroy, ana insc sne was a sister-in-law of Russell Sage, the New York million aire. Her statement 'proved correct and, her friends being notified, took her home. Lansinqburgh (N. F.) Cutrier, m m Lord ShaftesBury, the well-known head of the Young Men's Christian As sociation movement in Ena-ia Myg the greatest benefit that could be con ferred upon Great Britain wonld be the migration of from three to file heedrei woi THE LOST CHILD. a Highland InrMnat HiutrUu,jttieFaU fiilnwe of i Woif. A shepherd who inlr.t'rVd one of those valleys or gleus -which intersect theGrani)ian Mountains, in one of his excursions to look after his tiock, hap pened to carry along with him one of his children, an infant of three years old. Thi3 is not an unusual 'practice amo.i the Highlanders, who accustom their children from the earliest infancy to endure tLe rigors of the climate. After travertin"- Ins pastures for some time, attended by bis dojr, the shopherd found himself under the necessity, of ascend i a summit at some 'distance, to have a more extensive view of the ranjre. As tne ascent was too fatiguing for the chihl, he left him on a smafi plain at the bottom, with strict injunc-' tons not to stir from it till bis return. Scarc.ly, however, had he gained the summit, when the horizon- was dark ened by one of those .impenetrable mists which frequently descend so rap idly amidst these mountains, as, in the space of a few minutes, almost to turn day to night The anxious father .in stantly hastened back to find his child, but owing to the unusual darkness and his own trepidation unfortunately missed his war in the descent After a fruitless search of many hours, he dis covered that he had reached the bottom of the valley and was near his own cottage. To 'renew the search that night was equally fruitless and danger--ous. He was, therefore, compelled to go home although he had lost both his child and his dog, who had attended him faithfully for many years. ie " 3 Next morning, by break oL day the shepherd,' accompanied by. a band of his neighbors, set out in search of his child; But after a day spent in fruitless fatigue, he was -at last compelled, by the approach of night, to descend from the mountain. On his .returning home to his cottage. He found that the dog,' wnicn be Had lost the day before, had been home, and on receiving- a piece of cake, nad. instantly 4 gone '.ottagain. For several successive days tire shep herd renewed his search" tor his child, and still, on returning home disap pointed in the evening, he-1 found that the dog had been home, and on receiv ing his usual allowance of cake, had instantly disappeared. Struck with this singular circumstance, he remained at home-one day; and when the dog, as usual, departed with his piece of cake, he resolved to follow him, and find out the cause of this strange pro cedure. The dog led the way to a cat aracat some distance from the spot where the shepherd had left his child. The banks of the cataract almost joined at the top, yet, separated by an abvss of immense depth, presented pearance which so often astoni appalls the travelers that frequent the Grampian mountains! Down one of those rugged and almpst perpendicular descents the dp" began, without hesi tation, to make liis way, and at last'dis appeared by entering a cave, the mouth of which was almost level with the tor rent The shepherd, with difficulty, followed; but on entering the cave, what were his emotions when he be held his infant eating with much satis faction'the cake which the dog had-just brought him, while the faithful animal stood by eyeing his young charge with the utmost satisfaction. From the sit uation in which the child' was found, it appeared that he had wandered to the brink of the nreciDice. and then either fallen or scrambled down till' he reached the cave. The dog, by means of his scent, had traced whim' to -the spot and afterwards prevented, him from starving by giving up to him his own daily sillo-w&nce. Exchange. m THE BOARDING-HOUSE PIE. A Distinction "With Scarcely a DUferaacw Lnever could find out how it came about, for there was never .anything between them, so far as I could dis cover; but all of a sudden, one day, the Bottomcrust took up the Upper crust quite short and remarked that it needn't feel so stuck up, for it wasn't so very much above the Bottomcrust as it imagined. "I don't care to talk with you," re torted the Uppercrust pale with rage, "for you are beneath me." "Beneath you!" muttered the Bot tomcrust in an undertone; "you needn't be so crusty; you're of very little weight anyway.'' "Yes," resumed the Uppercrust "you are not only beneath me, but you have the reputation of being a very tough character. It is not meet that I should associate with you." "I should like to kow," replied the Undercrust "what, would become of you if I didn't support you. And I'd have you to know that contact with you is just as hateful to me as it can possi bly be to you." , . t . T "You thick-skinned, soggy old fool!" exclaimed the Uppercrust; if 1 didn't hide your dyspeptic countenance from the boarders, you wouldn't be tolerated in decent, society.',' "And if it were not for me," retorted the Bottomcrust "everybody would be able to see right through you, and your hollow pretensions would make you the laughing-stock you deserve to be." "Come, I like that!" exclaimed the Uppercrust "You disgusting old dough-face! If I didn't hide your bil ious features from the boarders, who'd be the laughing-stock then, eh?" "That's right!" replied the Bottom crust ironically; "put on airs and call names. I'm nobody, 'of course! I'm good for nothing but to keep put of sight and sweat just to bear yon up, you who are so proud of your lily-white complexion!" "Oh, you greasy old thing!" ex claimed the Uppercrust. Keep your clammy hands off of me. -I really can't abide you." "Can't abide me, indeed!" retorted the Bottomcrust "Then whv do vou cling to me so closely? I'll tell yoa why; it is because you are so thin you would fall to pieces without my sup port" "And if I were such a dull, heavy person as you," replied the Uppercrust "I would be thankful' there was some body to hide my hideousness from the public If it were, not for me, who would stomach you, pray?" There is no knowing' Jiqw long this senseless wrangling 'might "have gone on, had not the ooarding mistress come alone at this moment She, immediate ly divided the' pie into geometrically exact proportions," and it was then found that notwithstanding the war "of crimination and recrimination which I had been raging between the, Upper crust and Bottomcrust of that pie, there was really nothing in it But the belligerents' were as hostile toward each other 'as"ever sit was easy to see. that both.were terriblv cut up. but for 'all that there was' no cry 'for Quarter. Bakak Tranxi-rtL quarter. Boston Transcript. , "- Lady ,(in a book.store) 'Haven't yen a copy of Shakespeare bound in red instead of blue?' Clerk"!: madam, we have them only in blue." Lady (laying the yolumejdown -regretfully). "I am sorry. I wanted it to lie on my ebony center table, but a blue book , and a black table would be too inharmonious in color, I think." Th ftcy-Notc. . . i We think: a good deal could he said is favor .of a law forbidding men. and, women to marry until they are twenty-' three or twenty-four years wof age, at' amy rate. That is quite soon enough. There are numbers of baby-faced girls taken to the altar every year that are, mere mi for the nursery. Toronto 'Truth OF GENERAL INTEREST. Tero'aro 3-17 female blacksmiths In England, all of whom actually swing ueavy hammers, and do men's work. " The hair of a farmer near Rains boro, O., is reported to have turned from gray to blood red. Cleveland Herald. Coleman, tho great mustard man, says that he has not made his fortune out of mustard eaten, but out of mus tard wasted on. plates. Fort Said, at the northern termi us.of the Suex CanaL is generally be lieved to-be -the' -wickedest place oa earth. Chicago Herald. A barrel of oysters- was ihiffisd from the Virginia beds to Baltimore the other, day, eighty-six .of the mon strous shellfish filling the barrel to its utmost capacity. - Mrs. Charles Griffin made 15,81 button-holes last year, for which work she received over three hundred dol lars, and did all her housework in addi tion. Lowell Courier. A .new sort of gas lamp gives the light, of two hundred candles at a penny per hour,' and which throws out no noxious vapors. ' It is called the bower lamp. Chicago Journal. , The city limits of New Orleans se greatly exceed the bounds of the city proper 'that some persons who lire within the corporation limits have not a neighbor within twenty miles. N.T. Sun. The North Carolina Commissioner of Immigration says one hundred and forty families, numbering seven hun dred persons, have settled in the State, mainly from New England, in the last year. ' The building of 'the Georgia State capitol," at Atlanta, develops the fact that granite can be quarried in Maine, .brought to Savannah, and thence by rail to Atlanta at a less cost than it can be had -at a quarry only sixteen miles ) awa7' Having Iost:the whole of both legs In the war, and subsequently living in poverty .for twenty years on his pension, a Nashville (Tenn.) man hit upon the idea of making a side-show curiosity of himself 'by attaching deceptive wax feet to his stumps and figuring as a freak of nature;. He is now prosperous. The Boston Journal tells how a .lady in the Hub cured herself of snor- incr ' 'CVio'attonYil n .o.Ti.l,l.niu ' insr. it says, "a small metallic spring, on the end of which is a wheel made of gauze. This wheel connects with a small ostrich feather, and the heavy breathing of the snorer starts the wheel and the feather tickles. the ear." , There is but one Dlacein the United iruv. .hMMIIAA V AJtA VIV-CUKD that ap- J .States where gun cotton is made. Un tishesand i-til six' months ago the navy was obliged to .depend uponEnsrland for air the gun cotton usedrbufa manufactory hasbeen erected at the torpedo station. New port,, and now produces all that is re quired for sea-going men-of-war and torpedoes. Boston Post. 1 From a single kernel of wheat one thousand and twenty pounds of grain have been produced in three years in Gras Valley, Cal. The first year there were twenty-two stalks and heads, yielding eight hundred and sixty ker nels. These .were planted and yielded, ocfyflfth. of i.i bushel, and last 'season there "was" raised from this seventeen bushels. u "A new and important discovers of borax has obeen made near San Ber nardino, CaL It is a very large ledge, and, assays fifty-four per cent of pure borate of lime. The discovery is likely to interfere with the monopoly hitherto maintained by a wealthy "San Francisco firm, which has succeeded in con trolling the supply of borax. San Francisco Chronicle. . 'In the United States there are 32 Washingtons, 20 Bridgeport 18 Lon dons, lSBuffalosl8Newarks, 17Brook lyns, 17 Cleveland's. 17 Rochesters, 16 Hartfords, 15 Louisvilles, 13 Bostons, 13 Pittsburghs, 11 St Pauls, 9 Romes, 8 Cincinnatis. 8 Philadelphia, 7 De troits, 6 Chiqagos, 5 Milwaukees, 5 St 'Louises, 4 Baltimores, 4 Franklins and 4 New Yorks. Chicago Journal. Alhama de, Granada, recently de stroyed by an earthquake, possessed a most romantic situation and the most romantic history of any town in Spain. It stood high upon the verge of. a gi gantic cieit in tne mountains, tlie re sult of volcanic action. From its po sition it was justly regarded by the Moors as the Key of their kingdom of Granada, and when captured in 1482 by the forces of Ferdinand and Isabella the "Alhambra was felt to be fore doomed. It'was that event which gave origin to the mournful ballad, "Muy Doloroso,.", translated by Lord Byron, with, the sad .refrain at the close of each stanza,' "Woe is me, Alhama." . Dr. Edson's report of his discover ies in the groceries of New York light ens up the ways that are dark in that line of trade. He found that common Rio coffee is put through a process of manipulation and poisoning which transforms it into any desired variety. Tea sweepings and willow leaves under treatment come forth "the best im ported." Mustard is adulterated with tumeric and buckwheat middlings, when there is' any mustard in the mix ture. Pepper oontains the tumeric and buckwheat with condemned sea-biscuit Lead and its compounds are found in almost every article of prepared food, while copper and arsenic are in fre quent use. N. Y. Herald. THE SKATE'S EVOLUTION. How the BeaatUal "Club" Skates Wer foreshadowed la the Carted Toes of Old. The Milwaukee Globe says: Many a man of to-day can remember the long curled toe, steel runner,' imbedded in a solid piece of wood, that formed'- the skate of his boyhood days. To the wood were attached the long straps and the screw in the heel that fastened the skate to the foot. This skate, too,. was, guttered, and the fellow that had a pair of "smooth bottoms" was the envy and wonder of all the other boys. The curly-toe gradually disappeared, the long straps gave place to the double toe-strap, and the heel-strap, that with its harness rings always reminded one of a halter, toolflVht with the old wood screw that used to be bored into the boot heeL Other changes followed rapidly. , . Some bright skater concluded that better speed could be attained if less of the steel touched the ice, and the "rocKer" state maue its appearance. Another happy thought knocked the toe straps out'in' one round and gave the steel clamps, tightened by means of a double screw ana wrench, in place of them. A. plate Jn the boot-heel, and knob on the skate, said "good-bye" to the heel-strap, and very shortly after ward 'clamps -similar to those on the toe made the heel of the skate nearly perfect. A simple turn of the .wrist connected the twosets of clamps with a lever, andthe skate was made. The a . . Qlobe might have added that the pro cess of evolution' has; to a very large extent done away with skates, and sub stituted rollers, which are now all the craze. Brooklyn Times. A A little, son of Mr. Hise Davie, of Dripping Spring Mill, was playing with a cat a few days ago, when the animal became enraged, and, whirling around, s track sum in'the eye with her claw. Apparently the injury was slight, bet la a day or two it suddenly grew worse amd the eye popped out of his heed. Qlasaow'lKjf.) Times. YOUR BEST TIME FK AGtDlUHQ A PIACT1CAL EBDCATIM IS NOW. r 1 BlfjBHBaVaVBaL-a BSami A DECIDED SUCCESS. THK FREMONT NORMAL AND BUSINESS COLLEGE, AT FREMONT, NER., Opened successfully October 21, with ten teachers sad a good attendance, w ich doubled during the firt five weeks, and is still steadily Increasing. Fifty Students in the Business College and 8aert-hand Classes: nearly fifty, in the Normal or Teachers' DeDartment and cobbsor branches, and a good attendance la the Music and Art Departments. r - ' Th Facalty. PRESIDENT JONES has had over twenty years experience in Educational work. PJtOFKSSOR HAMLIN, PrincipU of the Business College, has had over fifteen years' experience and is a Superior Pen taa: and Expert Accountant. PROFESSOR MOHLER is an or'in:i! atid Inspiring teacher in the Natural Science sad Business Department-. PROFESSOR .LAWTON, or Boston, Mass.. it a superior instructor in Music. Miss .Sarah Sbermau, or Chicago, Is an artist of rare talent and skill, and u uio.t successful Teacher. Miss Lydia L. Jones and Miss Jessie CowIps are grad uates or the Northwestern University, and able teachers. Mr. A. A. Conks i a practical short-baud reporter ami an adept at type-writiug. Tlie other teach ers are thoroughly qualiticd. EXPJEi-f HEJ TERY LOW. Tuition for twelve weeks $12. Hoard costs from $2.50 to $3.00 a week. In clubs and by self-boarding it costs less. Places can be round for several more students who wish to pay part or whole ot board by housework or chores. IV TacsktloBN. The SPRING TERM of 12 weeks will begin April 14, but students exs entkk at ANT TOfav aad- are doing so contin uallyT paying charges only from, time or entering to time or leaving. For particulars - address tthc under signed, W. P. JONES, A. M., Prest. of Normal College, Fremont, NV1 a2-4mo UNION PACIFIC LAND OFFICE. Jmjxprii and Uniaprored Farms, Hay and Grazinf; Lands and City Froptrty for Sale Cheap AT THE Union Pacific Land Office, On Long Time and low rate of Interest. tTFInal proormade on Timber Claims, Homesteads and Pre-emptions. All wishiBg to buy lands of any de scription will please call and examine my list of lands before looking elsewhere. EsTAll having lands to se 11 will please call and give me a description, term, prices, etc. also am prepared to insure prop erty, as I nave the agency or several first-class Fire insurance companies, i F. W. OTT, Solicitor, speaks German. MA M1IEE. C. SMITH, 80-tr Columbus, Nebraska. SPEIGE & NORTH. General Agents for the Sale of REAL ESTATE. Union Facile, and Midland Pacific B. B. Lands for sale at rrom $3.00 to 1 10.00 per acre for cash, or on five or ten years time, ia annual payments to suit pur chasers. W have also a large and choice lot of other lands, improved and unimproved, for. sale at low price and on reasonable terms. Also business and residence lots in the city. We keep a cosspltte abstractor title to all real es tate in Platte County. t21 COLUMBVS, ME! LOUIS SCHREIBER, BMffli MflWasonMuier. All kilts f Repairing Uie Shtrt Notice. Biggies, Wag- is, etc.. simile te enter, aid mil wrk Gsar- aiteed. lies) sell the werM-fameus Walter A. Woe Kewtn, sUajtrs, Cembim- ei Maemiief, Harrefteri, amd elf-bindert-the best made. "Shop opposite the " Tattersall," on Olive St COLUMBUS. 36-m JTOTICK WTSULCMKMm. J. a. Moncrlef, Co. Supt., Will be in his oSee at the Court House on the third Saturday of each month for the purpose of examining applicants for teacher's eertif cates, and fw the transaetten ef any other, business eertaialag to schools. 667-y $200,000 fa presents given ateay. Beatles 5 cents postage. and by mail you will get reea package or goods or large value, iaai win start you in wore init win at once bring you in money raster than any tkiar else 1b America. 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