li la THE JOURNAL. WEDNESDAY, FEB. 4, 1885. ItUr:i it tho Pen:S:e, Cslsstaf. Het., m nei clus matter. IM SITTING ON THE STILE." 8he turned the music ewlftly o'er. Her lovely color came and went; Sie tossed her Jaunty bat aside, And st before the Instrument. Re Ivory keys her Ivory hands Touched with a master touch tke trhfl With sweetest voice she sang that sweet Old soda;: "I'm sitting on the stile." He softly stole within the room To hear her sins;; entranced he sat Upon the most oonvenlont obalr. Toe obalr which held her launtr bat. Bhe turned and looked with amrulabed He turned and lookod with sickly ssaile; Beheld the rule ho had wrongs. Ana saia: "i m sitting on we styiei -Mr. Gto. Arttntxaa, umrvmgum A POOR INVESTMENT. The Custom of Putting Spare Cash in Precious Stones. "The time-honored custom of put ting your spare hundreds or thousands daring flush times into jewelry and sil verware, under tho impression that you arc at any rate laying away a nest-egg for a rainy day, is a great mistake that people are waking up to," remarked a broker and an agent who is an old and prominent citizen of San Francisco, and into whose possession has fallen in a special way of late a large quantity of tho valuables of which ho spoke. "It is a custom fruitful of sorrow and disappointment to many of the persons who indulge in it, and in more instances than you would imagine, upon first thought, a source of serious annoyance and difficulty to their friends. All the conditions underwhich the habit is practiced, favor such re sults. In San Francisco during the last few yolirs tho facte of the case nave been demonstrated in a most peculiar and forcible way. The public knows very little about the matter, how the trade in these costly articles is con ducted, or what is the ultimate disposi tion of the wares, and it should be pro vided with general information con cerning the subject. Then consider able vexation might be avoided, es pecially on this coast. The subject is an interesting one, full of novelty and suggestions of the lights ami shades of life- on the high tide of success, as well as the low ebb of financial depression, and I will try to give you a few points. Probably there have been few instances in history where there was snch a uni versal disposition on the part of every one to buy these costly goods as dur Bg the bonanza times of California; tho noteworthy era of colossal fortunes made in a day; the time of inflated valnes in all property: tho days when people of all social grades, into whoso Lands, as if by magic, heaps of gold had fallen, plunged into all sorts of ex travagances, anu the venders of dia monds and precious stones, and costly ornaments, and wares of gold and sil ver, reaped a harvest. Millions wero pent. "Not only did large establishments offering these gems and luxuries pros per here, but Eastern dealers sent out targe consignments to be sold here. The Eastern dealers continue to do so now. The sales in this city were enor mous, and there wa another extremely large influx of joods which were brought here by old settlers and min ing magnates who had gono East to visit their homes again after making their fortunes. When the large major ity found that the untrustworthy stocks had swallowed up their money with tho same startling speed that it had been amassed, the gems, etc., in their possession went for the most part to the pawnbrokers. As a matter of course none of their owners received anything like the amounts tho goods originally cost Many people, yet re taining their faith in tho stocks they held, put up their jewels as security in the hands of their brokers. Then came the first realization of what a small percentage of the original cost can be obtained under any circumstances. I wish to emphasize particularly the case of jewels and precious stones, because it is a natural and widely prevalent be lief that at all hazards a jewel a dia mond ear-ring, for example, would be worth at any time, and in any place, very nearly what it cost, for the set ting is an inconsiderable portion of the value, and the stone remains 8hc same always. But the belief has no founda tion in fact- In actual practiae it would only be a question of extraordi nary luck if the owner obtaiued, under a forced sale, more than thirty-five to fifty per cent, of what he paid for it when he bought it out of the store. One of the most astonishing examples of this kind that has come to my knowl edge occurred in this city. "A gentleman took a magnificent set of diamonds, which he had presented to his wife while in affluent circum stances, to his broker, and delivered them up .as collateral for stock that he was holding. Tho sot consisted of ear-rings and a cross, and the man had paid a linn in this city iivo thousand six hundred dollars for them. He sup posed, of course, he coidd dispose of them any day for at least from three to four thousand dollars, and nearly any man owning jewelry in the city would believe the same thing. But they would be far from right. When the stocks that the broker was holding for the gentleman sank lower instead of going up, it became necessary to sell the jewelry, and the very best offer that the firm who had sold them to the gentleman would make to take them back was one thousand three hundred dollars not one-quarter of what the goods first sold for. It is a very plain casc- The firm admitted that the stones were the same tlmt they had sold for the large amount, but the price at which they would take them back indi cated that a profit of about four thou sand three hundred dollars had been made on them. This is only one of many cases, and nearly all dealers seem to prefer to deal with the trade and bring more and more stones to the market in preference to offering even half what is paid at first for any jewel. Many thousands of dollars' worth of precious stones aiul expensive jewelry are held in the safe vaults of this city to-day which must be parted with by the owners at a great sacrifice, as many of the owners are among our old and most respected citizens. In flush times they accumulated the property in the way of presents from their friends or individual purchases, and now when hard times have come upon them tho treasure relics of bygone prosperity must go to pay for the necessities of life, and to secure money with which to tide over temporary penury. It would surprise any one to hear the mames of our local men who have been reduced to this method of raising funds, and the array of gems brought together would be a further revelation. The men in question shrink from going to a pawnbroker. They seek out a friend and ask him to lend some money on the goods. The friend knows that the man is not telling a falsehood, and, after viewing the orig inal invoice for the jewels, he advances with a good will two thousand dollars oa a three thousand dollar set of diamonds at a fair rate of interest Finally the man to whom the money has been loaned goes to his friend in perfectly good faith and says that time ate not much better, that even the In terest is burdensome and the jeweiryi must be sold. Then the mistake of the; whole transaction is brought to light. The price obtainable for tho jewels is much smaller than the money loaned. A few examples of these! cases are: One lot of silverware, consisting of wedding presents and various pur chases, costing in all more than two thousand dollars, was sold for five hundred dollars. Come in here and look at these sets and see what yon think of them, Here is a pair of dia mond ear-rings and a brooch that cost Wo thousand dollars. I can not sell them for four hundred dollars. Here k a seven hundred dollar set of silver wax that can go for one hundred and fifty dollars to an parohaaac. That diamond locket was bought for efarsa hundred dollar, and it goes a begriaf when offered at four hundred dollars. Aad, as jam sea, not aay of them show wear in thaaliehtest decree. Undoubt edly in some cases the owners of these jewels paid exorbitant prices in the be ginning, for there are unscrupulous dealers who are apparently trustworthy, but as a rule the gems are of the finest quality, and the men who handle that class of goods are not usually objects of suspicion. Ilowever, you will no tice a strange thing when you go to a jeweler to havo an expert place a value on a set of diamonds upon which you wish to make a loan. Ho will tell you that he would not sell the set for a ccr tain amount ho names; but upon the in stances above enumerated it is evident that he would not give you half as much if you were to offer the set to him. "This expert valnation is an inscruta ble system. I suppose there have been several instances where the amount of money loaned on a set of diamonds was based upon an expert's valuation, which, as I have said, proved to be a considerably larger sum than could be realized at a forced sale. A lady in New York is the possessor of jewels bought at Tiffany's for eighty-four thousand dollars, and she concluded to sell them, because they were so much trouble to her. Tiffany would not take them back and pay more than thirty thousand dollars. I carry a food watch, and have for a long timo een living in the happy belief that by means of it I could get home at any time I happened to bo caught out of town, but I am every day growing to consider my heretofore happy belief a delusion and a snare. I don't know bnt that I would be obliged to walk home if the car fare was too big, vene if tho place where I was literally swarmed with pawn-shops. People for the last two years have been melting up their old silver to get the bullion. At one timo one concern alone melted up an aver age of six sets per week, and at tho present time sets are continually sent through the banks from private homes in this city and from all parts of tho coast to the mint to bo melted up. At a recent date a wagon-load of silver coming from Mexico, and comprising every article of household furniture, even to wash-bowls, was taken to the mint. Some people do this because plated ware needs watchful care, and others do it because they are compelled to." San Francisco Call. DOGS AS PETS. The Species Most In Demand and What They Bring: In the Market. Dogs, certainly, take the palm in popularity, and, as pete, there is an unceasing demand for them. It is a mistake to suppose that the black-and-tan is losing ground in popular favor. If he is going out of fashion it is be cause he is also going out of existence. Black-and-tan dogs are very raro in deed, and it is almost impossible now to get a really fine ono. The rage for smallncss became so great that the black-and-tan terrier lias been pretty nearly reduced out of the world. A fairly good ono can still be bought, however, for about one hundred dol lars, and a pup, that may or may not live to attain its full growth, wonfd be valued at not less than twenty-five dol lars. The other dogs for which about the same prices rule are the Yorkshire and fox terriers. The latter is not so jrreat a favorite with women as with men, but of late vears the Yorkshire has become very popular with all lov ers of toy dogs. The pug or "toy bull" as he is sometimes called, Ls also greatly prized, and good ones, weighing from eight to ten pounds, may bring consid erably over one hundred dollars. Pups can bo bought for a third of that price. The peculiarity of the pug is that ho is little more than a diminutive bull dog. He has the same wrinkled, un prepossessing countenance, and looks, like the stock from which he sprang, as though ho thirsted for blood, nis appearance, fortunately, belies him, :is the bulldog's usually does, for tho pug is good natured and affectionate enough, and makes an admirable and appreciative pot- His days are too often shortened by over-feeding and too little exercise; but he seems to prefer that it should be so. The rarest ami most expensivoof all pet dogs is the King Charles spaniel. A lady who has secured a really good one may go home and congratulate herself, for she owns a treasure. She had better keep a watchful eyo upon him, too, for he is easily stolen and as easily disposed of. These dogs can hardly be said to be in the market. They are very rare, and with their long, fine, silky hair, large pendant ears, and meek, intelligent eyas, they aro exceed ingly beautiful. They are better known in England than in "this country, but there, too, their prico is very high. It is very hard, indeed, to get the poorest kind of a King Charles for 100, and for a good one $200 is not considered by any means an unreasonable price to ask. The King Charles is rather deli cate, and is often injured and even, killed by over-feeding. Both among1 the terriers and the King Charles breed of dogs the male is valued a little higher than the female, but the differ ence in price is very slight. N. T. Sun. e Poetry Everywhere. Henry was an editor, and Maude was a poetic young woman, with whom he was more or less in lovo. They were out last Sunday breathing the clear air of the hills, enjoying the beautiful colors, with which nature was painting the trees, and in various ways luxuriat ing in the harmonious holiday of a Sun day afternoon. "Oh, Henrv," she exclaimed, raptur ously, "isn't'this lovely?" "Quite delightful" he nnmded. somewhat enthusiastically. as Tua. at f li rw- mm . . wisl see me nuts, Henry, in au ine shades and tints that the painter knows. What a soft, hazy blue the air assumes, and what a restful quiet there is every where." "Yes. Maude, it is firatrdass." Tt ! A timo TTAtm full rtf ntafr There is poetry in the woods, there is fucuj in wc running water, mere is poetry in the rough old trees, there is poetry in the cattle in the fields, there ir poetry in everything." "Yes, Maude, darling, there ls poetry in evcrvthinfi'. even In mv wjitik.h.ilr bushels of it, dear. Let's go and get a SOUare meal at that frm-hnu.A nvr yonder.' Merchant Traveler. Silk is now PTnwn in twantv id or States, A TALK WITH A DRUGGIST. The Penchant of Physicians for Sorcethlaa New-RUe and Decadence of Remedies. "Is thero anything new?" repeated the druggist after the inquiring reporter.' "Yes, there's something new every few minutes. Here's a list of new remedies with high-sounding names thai I have been studying over. The able manu facturing pharmacist who introduces them to the medical profession vouches for them as being wonderful, but it is not likely that even the names of two thirds of them will be recalled two or three years hence. Doctors are death on medical novelties, and manufactur ing pharmacists, knowing their weak ness, are always giving them something new. The more rare and high-priced a remedy is, the surer it is to find favor with the medical practitioner. Tho number of roots and leaves that within tho past five years havo been torn from their primeval haunts in South Ameri can swamps and jungles and Austra lian forests is astounding. It begins to look a3 if no guilty plant could escape. There is not absolute safety even in the darkest corner of Africa. Ho you re member cundurango, advertised far and wide a few years ago by Dr. Bliss, of Washington City, as a cure for cancer? It was wonderful, because new. costly and untried. To-day it is rarely used and the profession havo no faith in it at all. In this list of new remedies few of them will prove of any value at all. Hero is the Judas tree, or red bud. It was thrown out of the pharmacopoeia in 1840, and hero it is again as a new remedy. The only good thing I know of the Judas tree is a beautiful piece of poetry written about it. a couple of years ago by Dr. H. W. Taylor, of Terro Haute. "California is now in high repute for wonderful curative agencies culled from tho vegetable kingdom. Most of them rejoice in exceedingly ornato names. Here is tho yerba santa, herb of health; yerba bena, herb of beauty; yerba reuma, whatever that means, and many others. Among tho recent cura tive fancies is duboisia, an Australian plant similar in its properties to bella donna. The Sandwich Islands furnish a plant called tonga, from which wo havo a proprietary medicine called ton galinc, which has quite a run now, probably for the reason that nobody knows anything especially about it. Tho lily of the valley, which, in Solo mon's time, toiled not, neither did it spin, is now put into a concentrated liquid and credited with having control of the action of the heart. Here's the manaca, a Brazilian weed of which lit tle is known. For that reason it is gal loped after by doctors, who are willing to believe that it is a specific for rheu matism. "One good thing may be said of Alas ka. I do not think she has given a sin gle leaf, stalk, flower or root to our parmaccutical acquisitions. It quite reconciles me to the possession of those barren leagues of ice and solitude. "Among the unpleasant remedies that are passing out of favor is propylamin, made from herring brine, and about the most nauseous smelling stuff in the en tire scope of materia medica. It is sel dom used now. Amoug tho most valu able contributions of chemistry to the healing art is that of salicylic acid, which is used for many diseases, and in rheu matism has superseded almost every thing else. Tho demand for it is great, and for that reason it is fortunate that science 3 able to furnish an artificial supply, Kolb, a Gcrmaw chemist, now making it from coal-tar. Others mako it, but all under his patent, Tho veg etable supply might be sufficient, but it would be at such a cost as not to allow of its use in a fifth of tho cases it is now employed in. Have you any idea of the number and importance of the products of coal-tar? Well, there's a long list of them. Among them is a substitute for genuine benzoic acid, which formerly was made of hippuric acid, horse urine, and is now a coal-tar derivative. That's better than horse urine. People are more squeamish about such things than they used to bo. A hundred year's ago camel's stale was a popular remedy. "Guarana and jaborandi are two South American remedies that after several years' use continue in favor. Jaborandi is now extensively used in the form of the salt, pilocarpi in fevers. It was at ono time claimed that it would restore hair to bald heads. I had a customer who tried it for a long time, and one day, after a couple of weeks' absence he came in with a beautiful head of hair. Did tho pilocarpin do it? I thought so until he took the hair off and showed mo it was a wig. Guarana is a nerve medicine much used for head ache. It does not sell to the extent it formerly did, tho novelty having worn off. "Coca is another South American plant which rejoices in the dignified name of crytiirovylon coca. Its active firinciplc is the alkaloid cocaine. The eaves of the coca have long been used by the South American Indian mountain-climbers, who arc said to do a pro digious amount of work with its aid. They chow the leaves with :ishes, which heightens the effect of the drug. It is a wonderful stimulant, not an intoxicant. The cfl'ect of chewing the leaves is said to be to retard the w.isto of tissue so that much work can bo done with little food; neither is much liquid required under its influence. Unlike other ex hilaranls, its continued use docs not pro duce any ill effects, and the Indians who habitually use it live to old age. Upon its introduction to the civilized world, chemists went to work and found that its virtues depended upon an alkaloid which they call cocaine. This alkaloid is considered one of the most remarka ble medical discoveries of the century. In weak solution, introduced a few drops at a time into tho e-o, it establishes complete anaesthesia of that organ, so thatthe most diflioilt and delicate oper ations of optical surgery can be per formed without pain te the patient. This is better than chloroform, becauso more reliable and without the ill effects of the latter. This is tho report we get of it from abroad, where it has been tried, and from the most trustworthy sources. It has not reaohed this city yet. By the aid of cocaine the pain at tending operations of dental surgery will bo entirely vanquished. Indeed, the problem" of local anaesthesia appears to havo been solved by the discovery of this alkaloid. It is anticipated that sci atica, will also yield to this new power. It is exceedingly expensive 60 cents a n?n 8VSR nn nnnpn S-t.jOO a rtnnnil but, like all other discoveries, will grow cheaper. I remember when bromide of potash was put up in ounce bottles and sold at sixty cents an ounce. It now sells at twenty-eight to thirty cents a Eound. Atropia, the active principle of clladonna, formerly sold at fifty cents a grain; it now sells at that much a dram. I expect the day is not far dis tant when cocaine will be cheap enough to be in active demand for domestic use in mashed fingers and stumped toes." Indianapolis Journal. . m "Why a man laughs at a joke in stead of weeping, and why one weeps at a stroke of pathos instead of laugh ing, are questions," says a recent Ger man writer in discussing the positive results of science in the department of psychology, "which are just as blind as ever they were in Pannenides or Plato; but the man who should reverse the process would be voted mad by his fellows, nevertheless." Canada has a military force of about 39,000 men, comprising about 750 regulars, 500 mounted police and abou 87,740 "active militia." DUTIES OF FARMERS. Some of the Things Which Should Never Be Given the Go-By. Let every owner of buildings and contents and especially farmers who are generally more or less rcmoto from cities and villages where fire engines aro kept, and the water supply is abun dant keep a good lino of insurance on buildings and contents. It costs some thing, it is true, and if one docs not get burned out it seems to some as though it was money thrown away, but such is not the case. Insurance never was cheaper than it has been of late, and no one, unless he is very rich, and has property well scattered, can afford to go without insurance. Farm barns are especially liable to be struck )y lightning in summer and set on fire, while there is In winter moro or less danger from tho uso of lanterns, tramps smoking in the barn, etc. Farm build ings are often so connected that if one burns they all will, and such a fire often means utter ruin to tho owner. There is no excuse nowadays for not getting insured, and ono who does not will receive littlo sympathy if he sufJbrs loss by fire. Tho farmer should havo more system in doing business than is generally found in sections remote from cities. They are generally honest themselves, and so suppose all others aro. We lately had occasion to look up the title to a farm, and found three mortgages on tho same one is generally toe many and when we reported how things stood the farmer said he had paid oft" the larger one some years ago, and he supposed it was discharged. lie had nothing on record to show that Cact, however. Every one should, under such circumstances, have the business done properly. So in paying any bill, or paying money on ac count, the party paying should always insist upon a receipted bill or a receipt on account. It will not do to trust one's memory. Wc have saved money and much bauble, not only for ourselves, but for others, in doing business on strict business principles. Men may be ever so honest, but mistaken. Some -cars ago a grocer with whom wo traded brought in a bill and requested pay ment. We could not say absolutely off hand that the same had been paid, but wo had that impression, and so re quested a littlo tiyie to look over our receipts and check, book. On examina tion we soon found a cheek for the amount payable to the order of the trader, with his indorsement on the back, on which he had drawn tho full amount of the bill. Tho sijrhl of his name on the cheek was sufficient, and he apologized handsomely for the mis take; but if we had net been able to show him the check, or a receipt, he would have always felt that we owed him the amount, unless we had paid him again. We give this as au illustra tion showing the need of care. Farm ers, as well as all others who do any business, should keep books, and not trust to memory or chalk marks on the back door. Many law suits and much hard feeling has grown out of careless ness in regard to accounts between neighbors. '"Short accounts make long friends." Farmers should when they buy real estate be as careful as other people are, and havo tho title to the same carefully examined by a competent conveyancer or lawyer some one who understands the business. Nothing has surprised us more than the carelessness dis played in this particular. There aro very few farm titles that are strictfv correct. This we know. Only this week we had the title to a small" farm examined upon which we were loaning money, and found there wero no less "than three undischarged mort gages. Sometimes the descriptions of tho real estate are so vague that it is almost impossible to locate it. In other cases the instrument by which tho land purports to be conveyed is very defective in execution, showing the importance of having titles exam ined when ono is buying, before the purchase money is paid. A farmer should bo very careful when he is hiring or letting a farm and be suro and have proper leases written, and havo the same properly executed Somo depend upon oral leases, but they aro only a snare, for it would be next to a miracle if both parties should remember alike for three or five years. What is written will tell the same story every time. Let there be a full and thorough understanding between the lessor and lessee before the documents are prepared, and thou when they are properly signed there is little danger of further trouble. Tho lessee should always bear in mind, no matter what the lease may say, that if the lessor ob jects the lessee can not remove from the farm any dressing made upon tt during the term of the lease. Tim courts have decided following tho English deci sions that the land shall not be de prived of the dressing made upon it. Farmer should in .short do all their business, so far as it is possible, on strict business principles as business men do, and the will save themselves much needless trouble and vexation. Congrcfjutionalist. -- A MAD PRACTICE. How Somo I'orsonH Shorten Their T.tvej by riKhtlnsr Sleoji With Tea. The practice of taking tea or coffee by students, in order to work at night, it downright madness, especially when preparing for an examination. More than half of the cases of break-down, loss of memory, fainting, etc., which occur during severe examinations, and far moro frequently than is commonly known, are due to this. I frequently hear of promising stu; dents T.ho have thus failed; and, on inquiry, have learned in almost every instance that the victim has previously dmirged himself with tea or coffee. SIoV is the rest of tho brain; to rob tho hard-worked brain of its necessary rest is cerebral suicide. My old friend, the late Thomas Wright, was a victim of this terrible folly. He undertook the translation of the "Life of Julius Ca;sar," by Napo leon III., and to do it in a cruelly short time. He fulfilled his contract by sit ting several nights successively by the aid of strong tea or coflee (I forget which). I saw him shortly afterward. ,In a few weeks he had aged alarming ly, and become quite bald, his brain gave way and never recovered. There was but little difference between his age and mine, and but for thi; dreadful cerebral strain, rendered poiblc only by tJc alkoloid (for otherwise he would have fallen to sleep over his werk,-and thereby aved his life), he might jtill be amusing and instructing thousands of readers by freh volumes of popu larized archaeological research. W. Matticu Williams, in Popular Science Monthly. Two floks of sheep, one number ing two thousand seven hundred and the other three thousand seven hun dred, were recently driven by trail from Washington Territory into Montana. The sheep taken eastward from this Torritory greatly outnumber those of former years. Chicago Times. w m P. R. Hoj- describes the manner in which Indians make their stone imple ments. From an extended series of experiments with rocks he comes to the conclusion that all the instruments thus, far found could not have beea jaade by chipping rocks with round atonacv ANGCRA GOATS. The Prntilhlt: 1 -. T'n-'r Exporta tion by tn- Oit'iinau .overaineni. Our advices from Texas represent considerable difficulty en the part of those who wish to engage in Angora goat husbandry, in securing pure stock from Asia J.Iiuor, by reason of the pro hibition placed on tho exhortations from Constantinople, by the Turkish Govcrnmenf, of Angora gouts. This matter has a peculiar interest to the growing mohair industry of this coun try, and knowing that if any ono could Jive light ou this subject it was C. W. enks, we addressed that gentleman an inquiry of tho cause which prompts Turkey to take such a course. It mar be needless to say, that Mr. Jenks is the most competunt authority in thia country on this subject, and the fol lowing' communication wiiLnodoabt be road with intarwjt: "The absolute inofneiency and bi competency of the Ottoman Gevera--meut are well known to you, and per haps its uttor treachery and faithlew-ne-ss as well. These are shewn la aH that pertains to the mohair industry, as in other matters. They are aggravated by tho industrial policy of Great Brkala toward tho industry, in Turkey, as la liko circumstances shown in Ireland, India, etc "When forty years ago the French and English sought, by importations of the Angora goat, to establish the Angora husbandry on their own soil, there were no obstacles put in their way. Later, these ventures proving unsuccessful, the English arranged to manufacture the mohair on their terri tory, and iuonop ilize the same. This competition gradually silenced the spinning wheels and looms of Angora, Geredch, Droinish and Trebizond, and the Ottomans saw thoir markets leav ing them, and the goods they had made, for the bazars of Bagdad, Con stantinople, etc., being supplanted by the English artisans. About this time the'' exportation of the animals was again sought by tho nations of tho West Turkey had lost the monopoly of manufacture in the industry. but blindly clung to the idea she could retrinvo her loss by retaining the animals. I was obliged to guard, with paid police, my animals from the home flock to the vessel to secure their safe delivery on ship board. Finally the rapid growth of the industry in the Capo Colony (from six thousand pounds mohair in 1865 to two million in 1880), in duced the Porto to enjoin the ex portation, and my last inquiry for them in 1881 was met by refusal to sell by the Angora shepherds, followed im mediately oy injunction by the authori ties against exportation to any quarter, which enactment so far as I know, is now in force. The reasons given by the Porte for the course are these: "That a once extensive and profitable industry in the manufacture of mohair, in the Province of Asia Minor, has been entirely destroyed by the artisan? of Europe. "It is also now attempted by the transfer of the Anjjora flocks to South Africa, and elsewhere, to remove the sources of supply of the raw material and iutroduee a competition that would be ruinous. Therefore exporta tion of the goats, iu any number, for any purpose, to any quarter is entirely prohibited. "This is official to me from the best posted man in Asia Minor on the sub ject, Hon. Gavin Gathcrall, B. C, An gora, Asia Minor, now deceased. "I will say in closing, this condition of things is not necessarily fatal to tho prosperity of the industry in this coun try. There are small flocks of Angoras now in the United States, thorough breds, that are in stock and product fully the equal of any in Asia. These can be the nucleus of futuro flocks here; in fact are now so, and are being drawn from by shepherds West and South. The Angora district proper of this country is the entiro Eastern slope of the Rocky Mountains, from New Mexico to Manitoba." Caiman's Rural World. "TOO LONG A BILL.' A Terrible Creature Which Got Away With a MNHoitrl River Steamboat Qaptain. Ed Walsh, of Fargo, tells a good story of how he once got the best of a Missouri River steamboat captain. He was going from Sioux City to St. Louis, hist summer, and the flies and mos uuitoes were vorv troublesome. It took Ed about all tho time while on deck to light them off. He sat under the awning one day, busily engaged in keeping the flies and mosquitoes at bay, when the Captain came up mopping his brow with a big bandanna that hadn't been washed for over a year, and noticing Ed's wild gesticulations, asked him what was tho matter. "What's the matter?" replied Ed, "why tiiose infernal mosquitoes are enough to kill an elephant. "Oh. pshaw," said the Captain, "this ain't iiothin'. They'ro darned thin now. compared with what they bo sometiimv.' "Well, they're plenty thick enough to satisfy me," said Ed, making a dash at a big blue bottle fly that was boring for gore on the instep of his nose. "They don't trouble me; I've got used to them," said the Captain. "Get out! Nobody can get used to them," replied Ed. "Sav," said the Captain, "I'll tell vou what I'll do, young feller. I'll bet yer fifty dollars that I can take ray hat off (ver sec I ain't got over a hundred and fifty hairs on my head) an' I won't scare a fly or mosquito off my head for fifteen minutes." "I'll take you," replied Ed, jumping up and producing the cash. A crowd had gathered around by this time, and the stakes were put in the hands of a bystander, while Ed todk out his watch and the Captain took his seat in the sun, on a camp stool Ho took oft" his hat and time was called at just two o'clock. In about three minutes the old fellow's pate was black with flics and mosquitoes probing their bills into the tender flesh. Ten minutes cxphed and the old chap sat coolly chewing his quid of tobacco as complacently as if there wasn t a ny within a thousand miles of there. Twelve, thirteen minutes passed, still not a murmur. Ed began to get un easy. He saw he was going to lose his money. "How much longcr've I got?" queried the Captain. "Two minutes," replied Ed. "I'll get thar easy," said the old chap, as he spit on the deck and shifted the tobacco on the port side. A half a minute more passed and Ed. was growing desperate. At last a thought struck him. Stepping around behind the Captain he pulled a sun-glass from his pocket and brought it to bear on the center of the old man's cranium. The sun was hot, and in about three seconds the sun-glass began to burn a hole into the Captain's head. The old fellow began to get fidgety and squirm around in his seat. At last, at the ex piration of fourteen minutes, he asked if the time wasn't, up. "No," replied Ed, "you've got one minute longer." "One minute be. blamed!" howled the Captain, jumping up and brnshing off his head. I can stand any ordinary fly or mosquito a day an' a half, but I can't stan no cuss that's got a tele scope bill long enough to bore into my brain," and he slid down into the cabin to get away from the jeers of the crowd, just fifty-six seconds behind time. SI. Paul Herald. OF GENERAL INTEREST. A lawyer in Toccon. Ga., asked M a fee five bushels of apples and one of chestnuts. The highest velocity that has been imparted to shot is jjfmi as sixteen hundred and twenty-six feet per second, being equal to a mile m 3.2 sreonds. Dr. C. C. Abbott 1mm dcovered that crows have no lu&i than twunty seven different cries, each distinctly referable to a different action. Al $. Sun. It takes the labor of five men an entiro year to build a locomotive. This is the average at all the sixteen loco motive works in. the United States. N. T. Times. The Boston Bast knows all about a man by parsing his house. If ho has a tone dog ea (he laws that suttles it, and aa ehused under the head of eaalasat eitiaene. A Newark maiden attempted to play her piaae tke ether day, hut oetua' not souaa a aale. Investigatiea. showed that her smtH. brather had filled the top fall mla.Xm-k mgiitr. "Did aay eae ever see a gM (et a letter at the peet-oiSoe fc-oM her feHow and net read k aatil she get home? No, sir; and history ha ae record of any snch freak of girl." KHtluvbg Stale Journal. In the presentation of a cup to an Euglish runner the other day, the referee, making the speech, said: "You have won this cup by the use of your legs, may you never lose the nso of your legs by tho use of this cup." Local Optio'n in England. Among tho gentlemen sent to State Prison this fall iu various localities may be mentioned "Brockv Bill," "Whale bone Sam," "Texas Jim," "Terrible Jones," "The Hastier." "Bully Bates" and "Scotch John." Society will drag this winter. Detroit JVes Prms. The New York 8tate eapitol build ing is the most expensive edifice on this continent. It has already coat six teen million four hundred thousand dollars, and estimates of the further sum required varv from five million to fifteen million dollars. N. Y. Herald. Crocodiles are the only reptiles whose nostrils point in the throat be hind the palate, instead of directly into the mouth cavity. This enables the crocodile to drown its victim without drowning itself, for by keening its snout above water it can breathe while its mouth is wide open. Boston Budget. A recent calculation shows that a man weighing one hundred and sixty pounds, and running a mile in six min utes, performs work about equal to that of a half-horn: engine, while a walker sustaining five miles an hour for a long time does work equal to that of a quarter-horse engine, and consumes only ono-twentictu of tho weight of food or fuel. General Sherman said at the cattle convention at St. Louis recently: "I myself have seen the cow-boys of Ari zona, New Mexico and Texas, and can say they are a bravo lot of fellow, a little wild, perhaps Haughter, bnt, on the whole, with, the impulses of a generous and manly nature. -I wish one. and all of you health, happiness and prosperity." A New York photographer is quoted as saying: "After twentv-five vears' experience under the skylight, and photographing ovor one hundred and fifty-seven thousand peoplo, I have become convinced thnt in nineteen cases out of twenty the left sido of tho face gives the most characteristic like ness, while to the same degree the right side is tho most symmetrical." Life in New York flats, where each floor is occupied by a different family, is not always harmonious. A musical young lady, who lives on the second floor of a flat on Concord avenue, meeting on the stairs the old gentle who lives on tho first floor, said to him: "That miserable dog of yours howls all night long." "Yes, I know it; but to make up for it he doosn't play on the piano all day long." N. Y. Star. One of tho queer sights in the streets of Japan is the rows of wooden sandals, old and new, large and small, which aro seen outside of the doors of the houses, where they are left upon entering. They have a separate place for the great toe, and make a loud, clacking noise. It is surprising to see how quickly tho people step in and out of them without even stopping. Straw slippers are also worn, and travelers, starting on a journey, take a supply of several pairs, in order to have new ones ready when tho old ones give out. They cost only one and one-half cents a pair. The old-timers will not recognize the utility of the woathcr bureau. Just after the recent cold wave had come, a merchant in explaining the cold weather Hag, said: "Now, you see, the flagis hung out at least twenty-four hours Defore the cold wave reaches this place. This gives the people time to protect all perishable goods. "That may be true enough," replied the old fellow, "but before them blamed Yar. kecs rigged up the fool contrapshub thar wa'nt no cold waves. When the weather wanted to change why, she just changed, an' thar wa'nt no wave about it." Arkansaw Traveler. "When an impression," says Dr. R. Wood Brown, "is received upon the retina, tympanum, tongue, fingers or olfactory bulbs, it is conveyed by proper nerve filaments to cells in the gray matter of the brain. These cells vibrate from excitation and undergo a change, say that of moleculararrange ment. If this impression is repeated often enough, the molecules arc perma nently changed, and we have memory cells and remember the impression. But repeated impressions are not al ways ncccsary to produce a memory cell. A sudden violent excitation will cause a permanent change in a cell. Boston Globe. Aboriginal Gratitude. Awhile ago a man who has a ranch close to the Texas line, and has some very fine Jersey cattle down there, took quite a fancy to a Kiowa Indian. He went on a trip to Fort Worth and took the Indian along. They remained about two weeks and the Indian came back with a new suit of clothes that the ranchman had purchased for him. A few weeks after that the Indian got short of provisions, and what didie do but go to the Jersey herd, take out a cow that was worth at least one hundred dollars and kill it. The agent heard of it, called up the Indian and asked him why he killed that cow. The rndian .-aid he wanted some meat. "I thought j'ou were on friendly terms with the owner," said the agent. "So I am; we're the best of friends," answered the Indian. "Well, then, what did you kill your friend's cow for?" asked the agent. The Indian was astonished at the question and replied: "Why, if you couldn't kill your friend's cow, whose cow could you kill?" St. Louis Globe' Democrat. The cholera ep:demic in Paris pro duced a special oew.papcr, which the newsbovs cried vigorously on die Boulevards. Buy WAnti-Trac (the Anti-Scare), the" only journal which doesn't mention the cholera." Their announcement was true enough, for when the passers-by bad invested their pnny in ISAnti-Trac, they found only four blank sheets of paper a regular tell. YOUR BEST TIME FflE ACQU1IING A PIACT1CAL EDUCATION IS NOW. atBE9 KTl A DECIDED SUCCESS. THB FREMONT NORMAL AND BUSINESS COLLEGE, AT KKEMOXT, NEB., Opened surce? fully October 21, with ten teachers and a troori nlteiul.iiicc, w ieh doubled during llio nr-t tivo week, anil is otill steadily increasing. Fifty Studetit! in the ISusincss College and Short-hand Clauses: nearly tlfty in the Normal or Teachers Dep irtiiieutaml common 'tranche, and a good attttndauce in th Muiic mud Art Depmrtmuut. Tke Facaltr. PRESIDENT JONES has had over twenty yean experience in Educational work PROFESSOR HAM MX, Principtl of tho Business College, has h.id over fifteen years' experience and is a Superior Pen man and Expert Accountant. PROFESSOR 3101ILER is an oriiu and inspiring teacher in the Natural Science and Uusinc?H Department'. PROFESSOR LAWTON, of Bo-ton, Mass.. is a superior instructor i'i Mn-ic. MNs Sarah Sherman, of Chicago, is an artist of rare talent and skill, and a mo.t successful Teacher. Mitt I. y ilia I. Jones and Miss Jc-sii Civles are grad uates ot the Northuoicrit University, and able teachers. Mr. A. A. Cow Irs i a practical short hand reporter unii an adept at type-writiug. The other teach ers are thoroughly ijualiiicd. kxie.sk.s vi:itv i.otv. Tuition for fifteen week ?!.". 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ISTFinal proof made on Timber Claims, Homesteads and Pre-emptions. pyAll wishing to buy lands of any de scription will please call and examine my list of lands before looking elsewhere I3JTA11 having lands to sell will please call and give me a description, term-, prices, etc. fjTI a'so am prepared to insure prop erty, as I have tho agency of several first-class Fire insurance companies. F. W. OTT, Solicitor, speaki German. SARIIIEL. C SMITH, 30-tf Columbus, Nebraska. SPEICE & NORTH. General Agents for the Sale of REAL ESTATE. Union Pacific, and Midland Pacific R. R. Lands for sale at from $3.00 to $10.00 per acre for cash, or on fire or ten years time, in annual payments to suit pur chasers. We have also a large and choice lot of other lands, improved and unimproved, for sale at low price and on reasonable terms. Also business and residence lots in the city. Wc keep a complete abstract of title to all real es tate in Platte County. 621 COTLUItlRUS, 1VEB. 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