i.aTVTf"TT'J?''A,a" J-J A HAUNTED BRIG. A Singular rhcnomenon on Hoard Ve scl In rhiladclpM Harbor. The brig Frances, a West India trader of Machias, Me., lay at the foot of Prime street wharf a few days ago, waitingfor the arrival of a crew to enable her to put to sea. Captain Hial H. Thomas, the commander, a blufi, hearty old Bailor, who has, in his time, navigated nearly every ocean om the globe, sat under tbobit of awning stretched across the quarter-deck of the brig and told of the predicament which has kept his ves gel here for several days. The Frances finished taking her cargo on board on Thursday last She is 580 tons register and laden with hoops, staves and head ing, consiged to a sugar exporting house at Matanzas, Cuba. Captain Thomas said: "To begin, none of my old crew staid by the vessel when we arrived here, so I shipped a new lot, live seamen, and sent them on board last Thursday afternoon. "It never has been my plan to puc a crew on board until I was ready to tow out to sea, bat there was a new spanker to bend, a lot of forerigging to set up and so I listened to the advice of the mate and told the shipping master to bring the crew down. That's where I made my mistake to put a crew on board alongside of a dock. "Well, they turned to and cleared things up pretty fair that afternoon. I got my new spanker bent and some of the rigging tautened up, and as the men worked pretty well I knocked 'em off oarly, so as to give 'em a chance to clean the forecastlo a bit and stow away their chests. "I liked the appearanco of the men. Thero was a big Kussian-Finn, two Danes, and two Liverpool cockneys. I told the steward to feed 'em up pretty well until we dropped down the river. "About eight o'clock Thursday night I looked in tiie fo'castle to call one of 'cm to take in the slack of a dock line. They were smoking and spinning yarns, and I turned in soon after, thinking that I had got a good, quiet set of men. -It must have been about two o'clock in the morning when I was roused by a noise and the scuffling of feet on deck. I ran out and found the men throwing water on the big Russian-Finn. He Jeancd against the forecastle house, pale as a ghost. I went up and looked at him. The man was trembling like a leaf. " 'What's all this?" says L " 'That ere fo'castle is 'r.untod;' says one cf the Englishman. "By this time the Kussian-Finn wai able to talk. He rested on the hatch combing and says: " 4I sat up "talking with my mates here until after nino o'clock. Thenr, as they all turned in I filled my pipe and took a turn on deck to get my smoke out I expect I was on deck nearly an hour, for when I went in the forecastle everything was quiet I had taken oft my duds and was just going to turn in my bunk when I felt a cold breeze blowing over me. I turned to look at the hatch, thinking I had left it open, but it was closed. Then I looked up to the further end of the forecastle and saw that the sliding door leading into the ckain lockers was wide open. I shut it, supposing one of my mates had been in there and forgot to close it I turned in and fell asleep very soon. " I must have been sleeping about an nour and a half, when I woke up with my hair on end. 1 felt drops of sweat on my face. A chilly draught still came fronTthe direction of the chain lockers. I looked. The door was wide open. As I put my legs out of the bunk to go and close it I saw an arm, a woman's I will swear, stretched out of the gloom of the chain-locker. It seemed to touch the door, which closed without a squeak. My hair stood up on my head lik bristles. I rubbed my eyes and jumped out of the bunk. 1 took down the swing ing lamp and trimmed it, then I exam ined the locker ioor It was fastened, the bolt was :hot into the socket. " I lit my pipe and sat on a chest thinking about the m.ilter. I decided that I had been having a dream, so I turned in ag.dn and soon dozed oft". " 4I couldn't sit ep sound. It seemed to mo that I could hear a woman s screams: then 1 heard brighter and sobs alternately: fhen an awful shriek aroused mo Everything was quiet in the fore castle and'the ship's bell struck mid night I dozed oil' again. Then the first thing I knew I felt im-elf gasping in my sleep. I woke up- and put out my hands. I couldn't speak. Some body had both their hands on my throat and I knuw I was clicking. 1 felt tho fingers, but I could n't'louch am body. I was paralyzed. I felt I w:is suffocating, when I managed to sing out for help and the fellows jumped out of their bunks and dragged m on deck.' "I couldn't help laughing at the fright of the mau," saiil the Captain, "and I was just going to open out on 'cm for raising. ik1i a iiiii Inmmumj a man had the nightmare, when th -w'fcnpy sang out: 'Iook at the Finn's throat !' 'The mail's shirt-bosom was opened and there were live purplish spots on each side of the neck. 'It made me feel queer, I confess. "Not :ie of 'em would go into the forecastle that nigl.S. They sat up in the galley until daylight, and when I turned out at seven o'clock every mother's son of 'em had their chests on the dock. "I tried to ship another crew on Fri day, but these fellows gave it out in the boardingiou-uw that the brig was haunted, and I couldn't get a man. 1 sent to Sew York fur a crew yesterday, and as soon as they put tlu'ir feet on deck out to sea I go. ghost or no ghost" But what is your opftiion. Captain?" "I give it up," said the old mariner, as he lit a fresh cirar. "Strange things happen :ilo.ird ship Philadelphia Times. sometimes. HE WOULDN'T SPEAK. A Youth on Whom t!i Young Ladles at a Dime Supper Wasted Their Labor. They had a dime supper in the neigh borhood of Pawtucket, conceived and carried out by tho ladies. The condi tions of this novel supper were these: For ever' word spoken by the gentle men at the supper-table a forfeit of ten cents was imposed; but on the other hand (as duties are always compensated with rights and restrictions with priv agraed that whoever ileges,) it was could weather the whole supper, sub mitting to all queries, surprises and should be entitled to it gratuitously. Many and frequent were the artifices and subterfuges resorted to by the ladies in attendance to entrap the unguarded, and one after another stout anddiscreet men went down before the constant volley of artful interrogations. At last all fell out and paid the dime penalty save one individual, a queer chap whom nobody seemed to know. He attended strictly to business, and passed unheeded the jokes, gibes and challenges. They quizzed him, but all in vain. He wrestled with turkey and grappled with the jroose. He bailed out the cranberry sauce with an unswerving hand, and ho ate celery as the scriptural vegetarian ate grasses; and, finally, when he had finished his fifth piece of pie, he whipped out a pocket-slate and wrote on it in a laro-e and legible hand: "I am deaf an! dumb." Providence Journal The time-look is not, as is gentt ally eupposSd, an American invention Tha Irsttime-lock was made in England in 1831. T American iui..ui" u,w mi' i. !. .Wine to its present naw -Caicago Herald. WILLFULLY DUMB. Over Twenty Years In an AlmsnooM aad Speaking Bat Twice. In that very unromatic spot, tho Port land poor-house, there is a man who may be of the blood of the pair described by Scott: There la a man In Drybur? bower Ne'er looks upon the sun; Thero is a monk in Melrose tower. Ho speaketh word to none. Of this strange man the Portland directory for the years 185&-9 gave the ollowing name and description: "John L. Attchison, No. 184 Middle Street, boards at the Elm House." At that time he was in tho dry goods line, in 1 company with his brother. He was a young man of great promise, "quick and successful in business," as one de scribed him; and was also a fine scholar, passionately fond of reading, and a great book-collector. Ho never mar ried or setup an establishment of his own, but had somo rooms at the Elm TTrmeA wlifiro ho was a f avorito boarder. Life seemed to be bright and full of promise, when, suddenly, there came a great change. The keen man of busi ness abandoned his store, the student neglected his books, and the favorite of the social circle declined all invitations and refused himself to all friends. He retained his rooms at the Elm house, but made a complete change in .... . , - ::: Iilc, wnm oil ail nis namis, reuiamiug u ia wm the time, shunning the sun and fresh air, and after a little time refusing to speak. For a time he made his appearance at the table twice a day, taking his accus tomed seat Then ho seemed to find even that limited contact with, the world unpleasant He would then go down to the table, make a selection of the article of food that struck his fancy, and return with it to his room. His friends tried to reason with him, but in rain. He refused to talk, and at last he was abandoned to his fate. Ho re mained at tho Elm house until his prop erty was all gone, and then his friends sent for tho overseers of tho poor, and fave him into their charge. It was oped oven at that late hour his pride might be aroused and ho bo led to re turn to active life, but he did not make the slightest objection to being removed to the poor-house. Ho was told that his valuable collection of books would be sold, but ho declined even to talk about the matter. Ho was taken to the oor-farm. and was told to go up to work. He had made no objection to fain taken to the Door-house. He had exchanged his elegant suite of rooms for j the one room oi a pauper, dus uu id compelled to draw tho lino somewhere, and so made the longest speech he had been known to make for years: "I swear I wont work. ' He has kept his word. Since that nft mnrn than twentv vears have passed and he has remained an inmate of the poor-house, but he has never labored in the least, nor, so far as is known, has the sun ever touched him. He is now an old man of sixty-four, very neat in his appearance, clean shaved, erect with a fine, intelligent face, an eye that is still bright, and a step quick and vigorous. In twenty years his only exercise has been his visit three times a day to the dining-room, where he takes his food and then re turns to his room, and a visit once a week to the wash-room to obtain xlean garments. He looks after his room, allows no one to enter it has never been sick, and, so far as known, has held no communication with the rest of the world, except on two occasions. Once he confessed a trifling fault and once, in reply to the request of an officer of the institution to bo allowed to enter his room, no saia, -x am ugi;u, on. Ho never reads and seems to have for gotten a world that has forgotten him. The cause that led to this great and sudden change in his habits will prob ably never be known, and he will carry the secret with him to his grave. Tho world has moved on, while he seems to have staid behind. His mind is appar ently clear, and he is to all appearances simply a retired business man. He has been so long a resident of the poor house that he is almost forgotten, and it would probably be impossible at this late day to discover the reason, disap- E ointment in love, or whatever it might ave been, that led him to his present course of life. What strange bits of lifo histories wo sometimes find in the strangest places. Long years ago there was found at the gate of the same Portland poor-house a stricken and helpless man. "He was a little bit of an Irishman, a good little soul," said one of his friends: "for, poor fellow! he made many friends. He was contented and apparently happy, but could never bo brought to tell where he came from. He didn't belong here and had seen better days, but Portland gave him a home, and, recently, a grave. Ho belonged somewhere, and probably left his home when he found himself be coming helpless, and wandered here to die after some years of a restful life. Portland (Me.) Cor. Dos(o7i Globe True Politeness. An old gentleman was walking some what gingerly along the icy sidewalk that extends west from tho postoflicc. There is an excellent slide at this point, and the old gentleman was proceeding with caution when a wild boy came along the slide with a whoop and knocked the underpinning from below the pedestrian. They both fell, "Fitz James above, the Gael below." The old man, who was somewhat heavy, might have hurt himself were it not for the boy beneath. As the upper person slowly rose he lookod at the flattened boy and calmly said: "One of us should apologize, and as you arc rather out of breath I guess I'll do it I'm very sorry, my son, that this unsecmingly incident occurred." Tho boy gasped out: "Betcher life old chap ye ain't half's sorry's I am." And thus by mutual regrets, magnan imously expressed, all chance of future trouble over tho affair was happily averted. Detroit Free Press. How She Was Met. A gentlemanly merchant, traveler on s train met a lady and politely rendered her such assistance that she reciprocated by permitting him to talk to her. He becamo quite friendly, and desired to know where she lived, and who she was. "O," she replied, "I'm only an ordi nary little woman, but my friends per sist in trying to make me somebody." "Ah," was the gallant answer, "I am sure they act quite wisely and in good taste." "You flatter me, sir, and yet I have no doubt a band will meet me at the station when I arrive in Cincinnati." "Indeed?" he replied, in open-eyed astonishment "Yes, and the same band is always ready to meet me. Isn't that flatter ing? "JTcry, my dear miss; but may I ask what band ft is that is always so hon ored?" "O, yes, certainly; it is a bus-band." He caught on the arm of the seat for a minute, aud then.wcnt into the next car and bumped his head on the wood bov. Merchant Traveler. There are on the check-lists of Roch ester, N. H., as tho registry is called in that State, the names of sixty-two aged voters, which have been recorded there ever since tho Presidential election of 1A40. JOSH BILLINGS. Hie Alleged Humorist on tectorial; Sad Proverb-Making. Josh Billings, the famous humorist, is making a lecturing tour throughout the country, and recently departed for California, Pa., where he will de liver his humorous lecture. A reporter caught a glimpse. of him this morning seated on one of the benches at the Union Station, musingly watching the people going to and fro,- evidently on the alert for a suggestion for a new humor ous story. When approached by the writer he entered into a pheasant con versation, prefacing his remarks by sta tin" that he was out of sorts, and had nofbeen well for somo time. "I believe,. I am breaking down." he said. "I have been suffering for a long time with gas tric troublo and catarrh. I thought I would give my annual series of lectures as usual this year, that my health would improve if I moved around, but it's no use. I am afraid I will have to give it up." "What is the nature of the lecturer "O, it's the same Pve been on the road with lor thirty-two years, the Probabilities of Life.' .bach year x change tho name of it that's all. It is so full of points that the people who hear it laugh, and before I come around aain they have forgotten most of what ilold them, and don't know any better when they hear the same funny things amin. I make it a point to give the lecture so fast that it would bo rather difficult for my auditors to remember all I say. I expect to keep on delivering it as long as I live, and expect this to bo the last thing I will do." "You have been writing nearly all your life, have you not?" "No, I didn't do much until I was forty years of age. I am now sixty-eight years old. so have been writing con stantly for over twenty-five years. I have been writing for the New York Weekly for eighteen years, and have never missed a week since I sent them my first half column. Humorous writing is now almost played out People have haaVo much of it that they are tired of it. I don't think I will do much more special work. he tunny book business has been overdone. TherIs more money in an almanac And, by the way, when I wrote my "Josh Billings Farmers' Almonic," in 1870, the first publisher I offered it to thought it was no good, and would not give me even $250 for it He made a mistake though, Jor during the ten years it was published, up until 1880, 1 cleared $30,000 on it Conclusive evidence of its worth, is it not? Yes, tho almanacs take better than a humorous book would nowadays." "You were located in Pittsburgh for a short time, a number of years ago, were you not?" "Yes, I was well acquainted in Pitts burgh thirty years ago. About that Hmi n. pnmnanv was organized in the East to build a boat at Pittsburgh that was to transport coal. I was sent irom tho East to superintend the building of it Afterward I acted as Captain, and ran it one trip down tho Conemaugh River. The New York company, which originated on Wall Street, got up the scheme merely to sell the stock and get out of the company aftef pocketing a nice sum. The idea was to run things on a high pressure. They were disap pointed, though, for the scheme was unsuccessful and they were badly left I knew nothing of their scheme when thev employed me, and soon after left the'boat" "To come back to our original matter to your stvle of humor?" "Well, it was based on opportunity ; it required no little gumption to see where to lit in. About every line had been filled by some body or another. Tho misspelling, was a success with Artemns Ward tha probabilities were it would not be with anybody aspiring to succeed him. Quaint maxim ias been the lead of several proverbial philosoplrs. The people had been 'paragraphed most thoroughly, and Phoenix, Twain ahd no end of other people had dipped into other branches. In the absence of something entirely 'original, you observe I hit on a combi nation a new application of old devices, as it were. The quaint wit and wisdom 'of the "sayings" would take with tho small proportion of mankind who have the true appreciation of those qualities, while the peculiar orthography would take with the remainder. It was a sort of grand, combination aggregation, as the circus advance agent would call it. It was resorted "to because it paid, and has been adhered to for the same rea son." Pittsburgh Chronicle-Telegraph. The Lappa in Summer. The Lapps seemed to consider tho in terior of their houses somewhat stuffy on a summer night for they were all lying in the open air, wrapped in their rugs of reindeer skin men, women and children, and thoold grandmother of all tho Lapps. Thcncn wear tight trous ers and jackets of untannedjeather, as do also the children, and the women have a sort of loose blouse of the same material, stopping above the knees, their lc"-s being swathed in cloth, bound with long strips of leather. They arc a very unprepossessing race of quaint, elfish-looking little creatures, with straight, sandy-colored hair, small gray eys. The men have stubby mous faches, suggestive of a rgtired tooth brush. They aro all undersized, the average height of the men being five feet and the women four and a half. When the others had departed to seek the reindeer, wo made friends with a woman who was by herself in a small oTiei hut. nnd who verv Droudlv ex hibited her new-born baby a queer lit tle creature, with a yellow, leathery looking face. The babies aro strapped on to boards, aud so carried on the ma ternal back, after the manner of the In dian papoose. CasscWs Magazine. Felons. Not tho convicted violators of our laws, but the atrocious and excru- dating malady which may attack even the fairest hand. A correspondent of the MicJiigan Farmer writes that they can be cured, and a trial of the alleged remedy will at least do no harm: I wish to tell those who may suffer from that terrible scourge, felons, of a painless remedy that will effect a per fect cure in twenty-four hours, as I have had occasion to prove within the last three days. A lady came here who had been suf fering over two weeks with a felon on the end of her middle finger. I satura ted a bit of grated wild turnip, the size of a bean, with spirits of turpentine and applied it to the affected part It re lieved the pain at once. In twelve hours there was a hole to the bone, and the felon was destroyed. I removed the turnip and applied healing-salve, and the finger is well. -- One of the largest diamonds that this country has produced was found in Manchester, Chesterfield County, Va., by a laborer engaged in grading one of the streets. The man took the stone to Mr. Tyler, Sr., of Richmond, Va., to ascertain its character and value. He pronounced the stone a very valuable diamond. The specimen was put on exhibition and was sold by the finder to a dealer for $1,800. It was next sent to Boston to be cut and is now known as the "Morrissey diamond." After it was cut it weighed over ten carats, and its mtrket value is $8,000. Boston Herald. The loss of registered letters last year amounted to one out of ftvery 91,795. Wiuldngton Post TWO STORIES AND A MORAL. Something for Fathers and Mother to Think Over Sad Ilappentns Which are of Too Common Occurrence. A girl lies bedridden in Brooklyn and a boy has recently broken down in New York whose cases are sadly suggestive. The girl was the pride of her parents, and their glory in her class success in the great school for girls which she at tended prompted her to overwork. Her application to study did not seem exces sive. She worked only a little harder than is common, so far as such work can be measured by the time devoted to it and she took time enough for sleep. Yet she was eager and anxious and somewhat fearful of being excelled in her class; and to, without knowing that she did so, she made heavier de mands upon her strength than she was able to meet with safety. Examination day came, and she con quered. Then she threw herself down upon a sofa to sleep, and fell into a state of coma from which it was impossible to rouse her for nearly a week. From that day now about "three years gone to this, she has been unable to rise from her couch. The girl is a wreck; her intellect is shattered, and every hour of her life is a torture to her. Tho boy was a bright fellow, not over ambitious on his own account, but lov ingly ambitious to gratify his father's pride in him. In all his studies but one he had plain sailing enough, but in that one Latin ho encountered unusual difficulty because of some peculiar want of adaptation to the study of languages. He failed in an examination, and his father foolishly manifested a good deal of mortification over tho occurrence. The poor boy was resolute in his deter mination to spare his father a second humiliation of tho kind, and so he drove himself unmercifully ia his study. Nisjht after night be arose from his bed as soon as the house was still, and secretly worked at his Latin until near the gray of the morning. Nobody knew of this nxeess. and the father would have for bidden it had ho known. But presently the collapse came. The boy's nervous system gave way under the strain, and it is now a serious question whether hi restoration even to tolerable health will ever be effected by the rest and outdoor life ordered for him as the last small hope of saving him. These are but sample cases. There are hundreds of others like them, and there are thousands of instances in which no such collapse conies, but in which grave injury Ls nevertheless done to mind or body or both. Bright boys and girls are 'educated into dull men and women; healthy boys and girls are converted by educational processes iuto nervous, qucurlous hypochondriacs, or are trained into incipient consumption or heart disease, or other insidious mal ady that spoils as well as shortens their Irves. Is it not worth while to ask ourselves seriouslv whether, in our "high pres sure" system of education, the pressure is not dangerously high? Do not the emulations of the school-room, tho in fluence of teachers, and the senseless rivalries created by the marking and ex amination systems, afford quite all the stimulus that can be safely put upon childhood? And. above all. do we not mislead children to their hurt by placing, or seeming to place, a higher value "upon school success thau such success actually has? Suppose a boy stands rather low in his class, what then? Does it follow that he is lacking in capacity, or even that he has anv constitutional and per manent lack of industry? Surely no body who has been at pains to observe the facts ol lite can noni sucn an opinion. At the end of our late war, a young man was graduated at the top o! his class, at West Point, and a friend said to him: "Well, X., your career is secure, of course." "I am not so sure of that," was the reply; "I have gradu ated at the top of my class, it is true, but there is Grant, you know, who grad uated at the bottom of his, and he isn't quite a failure in life." Moreover, and apart from all this, the fact remains that some minds mature more slowly than others, and some ac quire much more slowly, while acquir ing with admirable certainty, and assim ilating knowledge most profitably. These miss examinations frequently, and are not the worse, but tho better for missing them, because there is profit for such miuds in gotng twice ovet given ground. In any case a failure in examination is not disgraceful, and it is false and hurtful for parents and teach ers to treat it as if it were in some way shameful. That way disaster lies. N. Y. Commercial Advertiser. FOREIGN MAID-SERVANTS. wliy Wcll-To-Io Families are Cilad to Import Help I'rom Europe. Almost every American well-to-do family that travels abroad returns with one or more foreign servants. Maid servants arc most in favor, for Ameri can ladies find it difficult in this coun try to secure young women who are willing to wait on them, dress their hair, and perform other personal services. American girls who "live out' have not the suhmissiveness of the foreign trained body servants. They resent any appearance of authority, nor arc they as well trained as foreign servants in those personal attentions that add to the comfort of a woman's life. Then it is often an advantage to have a girl in the family who can speak French or German, as they help in educating the children into the mysteries of foreign languages. Many men servants aro also brought over," but they do not stay with their employer for so long a time as do the maids and governesses hired abroad. The latter find it more difli cult to change their employments, and girls at service do not marry so readily as young women who receive their com pany at home or who work in shops. Domestic service in these modern times is disorganized, because ministering to the wants of another human being is re garded as menial and degrading. It should not be so considered. Adding to the comfort and ministering to the necessities of others should be looked upon as the most laudable of occupations. It has been so decmel in all the best ages of the world. The squire and the page of the Middle Ages did every thing for the personal comfort of the knight they served. To wait on a kindly or noble person was a mark of honor. Fidelity to any other person than oneself is among the chiefest and most useful virtues ; but reverence and respect for others is dying out in America, and so our servants are drawn in great part from classes trained in European ways of thinking, DcmoresVs Monthly. Utilizing Solar Heat. Certain ingenious Parisians are ex perimenting with an apparatus for util izing solar heat and using it in lieu of coal. To effect this the sun's rays are concentrated by a reflector, which so moves as to keep the rays focused on a vertical boiler, which is thus heated, producing steam enough to drive a press. In a recent experiment tke sun made steam drove a large press, which struck off several thousand copies of a specimen newspaper. Parties interested in thus obtaining the cheapest attain able heat profess themselves as well sat isfied with the first te3t, and are in high hopes of soon being aide to generate steam without coal or any other mun dane fuel. Albany Journal. QUICKSILVER. recuiTar 1'ropcrtics of an ImpoHaat Kle trrntof tho Artd and Srlrnce. This strange and curious mineral is becoming quite an important element iu th arts and sciences, but its real value U realized fully in the process of extracting the noble metals from the baser sorts, and Iowr grade ores can be prof.lnbly worked with the quick- ! silver process that wonld- hardly pay to work the cld-idshfoaed- way.- A sheet of gold foj dropped into, quick silver disappears nearly as quick as a suow-ilake uropping on a warm stove or boiler. It has the power of separat ing, or, of readily dissolving, those re fractor' metals which are" not acted upon by tiie most powerful acids. Awav out among the forest fastnesses of the WiMern moni:tai:is immense quan tities are used by the miners. They pour it into their machines in which is placed the finely-pulverized low-grade ores, and though the particles of noble niolal are so small as to be impercepti ble to the naked eye, yet this liquid will search it out "aud carry it away with itself in the form of amalgam. Another very peculiar property pos sessed by the substance is its power of reproducing itself, or, in other words, no matter how many times used if by any nieaus it can "be reclaimed and subsequently purified, it can bo used over and over again. To do this the miners distill the mass, volatilizing the quicksilver, leaving the gold or silver as a residue, both di-f Mate and residue being in a stale of virgin purity. In the mining, preparation, and han dling of quicksilver many lives have to be lost. First, the men who work at the mines soon become salivated and paralyzed, followed by the loss of teeth and movements of the head and .aw. A man in the last stages of saliva tion, as it is called there, is the most pitiable sight we ever beheld, and he often lingers in this condition weeks aad oven months before death relieves him, cure being out of question. Horses can not stand to work in it scarcely at all, mules being generally used; these after a few months begin to lose their teeth, and after a time the hoofs, followed by diseased bones throughout. Wo saw at one time a mule working about the mine, lose its entire lower jaw; dropped out while at work. With those who work with quicksil ver in a small way, many amusing things occur. A few days ago an in quisitive old lady was in the labora tory, and seeing a small bit of chamois leather lying oil the floor she picked it up and "afterward wrapped her gold specs in it The next morning meet ing us on the feny she very woefully informed us that her specs had melted, and so they had: all the gold had been absorbed by the mercury contained in the leather," which was a discarded filter. In using quicksilver, great care should be exercised to keep it from coming in contact with any jewelry, watches, etc., foy as sure as it does the gold will all disappear. Care should be taken not to inhale it and none should use it save those who know something of its na ture. Midland Industrial Gazette. CHANCE LITERATURE. Hour Some of tin- Greatest Discoveries Have lJei-n Made. Many of the greatest discoveries in the em of the revival of learning were characterized by the merest chance. Cicero's important treatise, "Le Re publica," was diucovered concealed beneath some monastic writing. Part of Livy was found between the leaves of a Bible, and a missing page in a bat tledore. Quintillian was picked out of an old cotter full of rubbish. The ono copy of Tacitus which survived the gen eral destruction of Roman libraries was found in a Westphartan monastery. An original Magna Charta, with all its seals and signatures, was found by Cotton about to be cut up by a tailor into measures. Thurloe's state papers fell out of a exiling in Lincoln's Inn. Many of Lady Montague's letters were discovered by Disraeli in the office of an attorney, "where they might have re mained till this day but for the chance visit of the great bibliophile. And un doubtedly many hundreds of rare books and manuscripts aud papers lie hidden away in the presses and cup boards of odd manor houses, whence gradually they may be dragged into the light of the day, to be destroyed or to awaken universal interest No one could have read without emotion how the poor fellows who made up the ..t struggling remnant of the Grecly ex pedition read with avidity the newspa per wrappings oi uic iciuous inej ;u. 'Yet, when we recall occasions in our own lives when wo have been absolute ly dependent upon our own resources for means wherewith to kill time, wo can appreciate it. Toward the close of a long voyage, even under modern lux urious conditions, the humblest of chance literature is greedily seized upon; the odd volume of a novel, tho mangled remains of a book of poems, a file of very old newspapers any thing, in fact, which is printed means tlie disposal of otherwise dreary, mo notonous hours. Subjects in which hitherto we have not taken the smallest (interest become fascinating; we learn to love a detested author, we skip not a word, and it may be said that many a man has developed a new taste or ac quired a new hobby-horse from tho perusal of chance literature under such circumstances. Hence we find that sea-skippers are so often well in formed on many subjects outside, their profession; that lighthouse keepers aro sometimes scientific men and linguists; that turnpike keepers are often men of no mean attainments. London Globe. - Colonial Fishing Grounds. The number, variety and extent of the fishing grounds with which the en tire seaboard of the colony has been endowed, all lying within a very mod erate distanco of Port Jackson, New South Wales, afford tho strongest en couragement to the inhabitants of the whole colony, who may hope to see the markets supplied with fish in a manner and upon a system consonant witli the requirements of the commu nity. In New South Wales the fish most adapted for food purposes do not yet require to be searched for in large smacks or fishing vessels, victualled and equipped for a cruise of several months; neither is it necessary for the fishermen to make voyages to fishing grounds distant hundreds of miles from home. The best fish are very rarely met with more than ten miles off the coast, or in deeper water than thirty-five fathoms. The schnapper, which for economic purposes may be ranked with the cod of the northern hemisphere, appears to be distributed with remarkable regularity along the whole extent of the seaboard that is to say, over about 600 miles; and what ever "the formation or character of the coast may be, this fish, the most val uable of all kinds, and perhaps the most abundant, is never absent and being essentially a rock fish in its hab its, is not migratory; and the same may be said of its congener the bream, and, in a lesser degree, of the flathead, whiting, blackfish, tailors, tarwine, garfish and other varieties which frequent the bays and estuaries of harbors and lakes, " rather than the ocean depths. Some of these fish are, no doubt, not to be found throughont the year in their usual haunts, but they may be treated for all practical pur poses as regular inhabitants of the col onial fishing ground. London Hom ing Pott. SCHOOL AND CHURCH. Thirtv Chiucse attend a mission ichool in Walla Walla, W. T. . Hereafter the University of London' will confer a new dogree to be known as the "Teacher's Diploma." Laura Sanborn has taught a school for forty-three years iu Alexandria, N. H.. and adjoining tov;ns. Boston Jour.' Hal. Sewing is to be taught in Phila delphia's public schools, with eleven teachers for 7,000 girls. Philadelphia Press. Mr. Spurgeon employs six secre tariestwo at the parsonage study, two at the Tabernacle and two at the Col lege. One is asho'rthanU reporter. There are iu tho "Now Testament more than six hundred instances, in which expressions have been incorpo rated into it from the Old-Testament Indiana is the only State reported ia the minutesof the General Assembly, In which Presbyteriaaisin has lost ground during the past year. Indian apolis Journal. The Danish Lutherans of America, who have hitherto belouged to the Nor wegian Conference, have receutlv de cided at a meeting held in Omaha, Neb., to constitute a synodical body for them gelves. The free text-boo experiment is Massachusetts is said to be a success. It has resulted in a larger attendance in tho schools, and it is moro econom ical thau the old system. Boston Post. The Christadelphians havo existed as a sect in Buffalo for about eighteen years, during which time weekly ser vices havo been held among mombcrs until recently at their various houses. The members at present uurabcr less than a dozen. Buffalo Express. The Emperor William, rough old soldier as ho is, believes in education not less than in the powerof the sword. He has just opened a vast school, tho new Poly tech nicum. close to the city of Berlin. Tho school is capable of ac commodating 2,000 students and is com plete in all its appliances, as well as gorgeous in its decorations and archi tecture. Tho aged sovereign wishes to see all his subjects well educated, that they may bo the more useful to Ger many. m PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS. In the fourteenth century it was the fashion to carry- toothpicks of silver sus pended round the neck. With polar beare at $1,000 each and ostrich eggs at 120 a dozen, it is no wo.ider the tramp can't save money. Burlington Ilawkeije. Cream cures sunburn on some com plexions, lemon juice is best on others, and cold water suits still others best It is also well to use soap occasionally. Arkansaw Traveler. Several people will be mad to learn that 25,000 human beings oan stand on an acre of ground. Some folks tickle themselves with the idea that they take up at least ten square feet A Chiuamau has run away with a Chicago man's wife. "That's the de graded meanness of a Chinaman," ob serves Robert J. Burdette; "he'll steal anvthing rather than walk up and ask for" it" Before offering to ring the street car bell for a lady about to get off look closely at'her right hand. If she wears a diamond ring aud you pull the strap she will be your enemy for life. De troit Free Press. "Is a woman capable of filling aa office?" asks an exchange. She is. A woman has just oeen inquiring auer some rejected manuscript in this office, and she filled it completely for the time being. Burlington Free Press. "You Americans," said an English man to a young lady, "have no ancestry to which "you can point with pride." "That is very true," she assented. "Most of our ancestors came from Eng land, you know." Ar. Y. Independent. A banana skin lay on the grocer's floor. "What aro you doing there?" asked the scales, peeking over the edgo of the counter. "O, I'm lying in wait for the grocer." "Pshaw!" said the scales, "I've been doing that for years." Wasliinglon Ilatcliet. It was in a restaurant A big man and a little mau stood side by side. "Gimme the salt, please," said the littlo man. "I'm not tho waiter," said the big man in a surly tone. "Excuse me," was the retort "It was a mis take any one would havo made." Piilsbuyh Chronicle-Telegraph. The following advertisement re cently appeared: "Being aware that it is indelicate to a Ivertise for a husband, I refrain from doing o; but if any gen tleman should be inclined to advertise for a wife 1 wilL answer the advertise ment without delav. I am young, have a ood figure, am domesticated and con sidered ladylike. Apply, etc." Chi cago Tribune. Definitions by children: Ice, water that stayed out iu the cold and went to sleep; dust, mud with the juiee squeezed out; fan, a thing to brush warm otF with; sob, when a fellow wants to cry and it bursts out itself; wakefulness, eyes all the time comtug unbuttoned; chaos, . great pile of nothing, and no plaea to put it in. These are" all actual sayings of children. "Jeplha," asked Mrs. Jones, who was writing a letter home, "how (Joyon spell sign?" "S-i-n-e," answered Jones, who alwaS spells by sound. "I thought there was a 'g1 in it somewhere," re marked Mrs. Jones doubtfully. "That would make sing of it. S-i-n-e spells sign." "That's so," said Mrs. Jones proudly, and wrote home that her hus band "had a new sine painted for his store." Detroit Free Press. ATLANTIS. Tho Mythical Loit Continent of Which Ancient Legend Toll. The ancients had a legend that be yond the Pillars of Hercules, what we now call the Straits of Gibraltar, there existed a vast continent inhabited by civilized people. Mr. H. Meyer tells of certain archaeological discoveries he made recently on the island of Zapatera, Yucatan, which show that the pre historic nations which occupied Central America believed or professed to know that such a continent really existed in the Atlantic Oceap. He found, he says, two stone tables, oae of which contains a representation of tiie world, part of Africa and Asia united, Europe and this continent; a large continent is situated in the Atlantic Ocean, which I consider to be the mythical lost Atlantis, men tioned in some of the ancient authors. The other tablet contains inscriptions, of which part is undoubtedly Phoeni cian." This is really interesting; and it is not impossible that even since theraco was advanced enough to have a history, that a continent may have been sub mcrgeu under the sea. The eastern coast of enr country is steadily wearing away, while Sweden, Norway and por tions of the western continent of Europe are gaining ground from the waters near them. Land, in what Ls now the Atlantic Ocean, would account for many of the remains of ancient people now found ia Mexico, Central and South America. The discovery of Phcenicau characters in the inscriptibos tells the story of that wonderful maritime peopla who flourished and controlled the sear Soing commerce of mankind before aad own to the period of authentic history; DcmorcsC Monthly. YOUR BEST TIME FOR ACQUIRING A PRACTICAL EDDCATIOX IS NOW. A DECIDED SUCCESS. THE FREMONT NORMAL AND BUSINESS COLLEGE, AT KKKMONT, XKI5., Opened Mieccasfiilly October 21, willi ten leathers slid a yooil alteiiilnncc, w ich doubled during the first live week.-, aud is till steadily iuereasiir. Fifty Students in the Uusiness College and Short-hand Classes: nearly titty in the Normal or Teachers' Department and common dram-lie, and a good attendance in the Music and Art Departments. The Faculty. ritKSIDENT JONES h.ii had over twentv vears experience in hducitinnal work. l'KOKESSOU IIAMI.IX. Principil or the Business lollejc. h.is had over fifteen years' experience and is a Superior IVn man and Expert Accountant. l'KOFESSOJt MOIILKU is an ordinal and inspiring teacher in the Natural Science and Businos Dep.irtnii nU. PROFESSOR LAWTtiN. .t" Boston. Mass.. is a superior instructor iu Mu-ie. Miss Sarah Sherman, of Chic.ig.t, is an artist of rare talent and skill, and a umi successful Teacher. MUi Lydta L. Jones and Miss Jesir C.nvli re snd uates of the Noithwcslcrn Unheisily, and able teachers. Mr. A. A. Co-.vUs i. a practical short-han-t reporter ami an adept at type-writing. The other teach ers are thoroughly uiiaiilicd. EXPKASES VKItY LOW. Tuition for fifteen weeks $l."i. Board costs from $2.50 to $0u a week. In clubs and by e It-hoarding it cn-.t-, less Places can" be found lor everal more students who wih to pay part or whole ot board by housework or chores. I'o VacatloaN. 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