THE JOURNAL. IofcUKD EVERY WEDNESDAY, 1I. Iv. TURNER & CO. Proprietors and Publishers. KATES OP AYEKTISIH. $mhm HTBusiness and professional cards of five lines or less, per annum, five dollars. 137 For time advertisements, apply at this office. 2"Legal advertisements at statute rates l3TFor tranaient advertising;, see rates on third page. tSTAU advertisements payable monthly. 23" OFFICE. Eleventh St.. up ftairs n Journal Building. terms: Per vear Six mouths 1 Three months 5 Single copies OS VOL. XV.--N0. 29. COLUMBUS, NEB.. WEDNESDAY. NOVEMBER 12, 1884. WHOLE NO. 757. lie 0ttpt f 1 ;. jr- ,-3H r 1 ySSWj s BUSINESS CAEDS. D.T. JIautyn, M. D. P. J. Scnco, M. D. Drs. MARTYN & SCHTJG, U. S. Examining Surgeons Local Sunreons. Union Pacific, O., ". .t U. II. and 15. .V M. It. R's. Coiisult-ition-, in (Jenn-m anil English. Telephone, at oilice anil residence. COLUMBUS, - NEBRASKA. A'l-y PHYSICIAN & SURGEON. DNeaics of women and children a spe cially, t'ouiitv phv-ician. Oilice former ly occupied l.v" lr. Uonctecl. Telephone evoh.tnir. u o 1,1, A .V-illltAI -II, .. - DENIAL PARLOR, On corner of Eleventh and North street-.. (cr Ernst's hardwaie More. A TTORXKYS-A 1-LA W, Up-stair.-, in (iluck Ituildin, 11th street, A hove the New hank. II J. Eli: UNO, xo ta i: y r UltLI c, 12th StrrM.2 lour west of IUmniond Houir, Columbus, Neb. -'!-' r ;. i:i:e:u:k, A TTORXEY A T LA W, Oilice on Olive St., Columbus Nebraska J-tf V. A. MACKEN, DKAI.KIt IN Foreign and Domestic Liquors and Cigars. 11th street, Columbus Neb. 50-y r.Al,l.lSTi:K 11KOS., A TTOllXEYS AT LA W, Olliec up-stairi in McAllister's build-in- Hth St. AV. A. .McAllister, Notary Public. -TOII XIJlO'I'llV, NOTARY PUBLIC AND CONVEYANCER. Keep1- a lull line of stationery and school Mipplic, and all kinds of lc-al forms. Injure:, against lire, lighlniuj:. cyclone and tornadoes. Oilice in Powell's Hlock, Platte Centei. 19"x J. M. JIACFIU1.AS1I. B. K. COWDEKY, Atune; si H:iirj PsM :. C:Ui:tcr. LAW AND COLLECTION OFFICE OK MACF&RIjAND & COWDER7, Columbus, : : : Nebraska. a-'-1 ci :vnb:ic. .yi. u., (Succcor to Ir. ('.(' A. Hullhor.-O HOMEOPATHIC PHYSICIAN AND S I' i: 11 EON. Regular graduate f,f two medical col leges. Oilice Olive St., one-half block north of Hammond House. --ly .i. -i. ias;a. Justice, County Surveyor, Notary, Land and Collection Aycnl. jfPP:iit ic desiring surveying done can notify inc 1 mail at Platte-Centre, Xcb. .'il-(im i ii.ici s hi:, Hth St., opposite Lindell Hotel. Sells Harness, Saddles, Collars, Whips, lUankot-.. Curry Combs, Hruhhes, trunks, valise, buggv'tops, cushions, carriage trimming's, .Vc.. at the lowest possible prices. Repairs pr nipt ly attended to. R. i. i.awkici; DEPUTY CO. SUIiVEYOU. "Will do general surveying in Platte and adjoining counties. Oilice with S. C. Smith. coi.usinus, - - - nkbkaska. 17-tf $66 a week at home. $.r.tM) outfit free. Pay absolutely sure. ro risk. C apital not required. Header, if vou want business at which persons of either sex, young or old, can make great pay all the time they work, with ab-olute certainty, write for particulars to II. IIai.lrt .V. Co., Port land, Maine. GEORGE SPOONEB, VONTItACTOIl FOIl ALL KINDS OF MASON WORK. Office, Thirteenth St., between Olive and Nebraska A euue. Residence on the corner of Eighth and OHe. .All Work Guaranteed. 4S-tf JS. MU11DOCK & SON, Carpenters and Contractors. Haveliailan extended experience, and will guarantee satisfaction in work. All kinds of repairing done ou short notice. Our motto is, Good work and fair prices. Call and give us an oppor tunitvtoestimateforyou. SSTShop on 13th St., one door west of Friedhof & Co's. store, Columbus. Ncbr. 483-v o. c. shannxxn-, MANUFACTURER OF Tin and Sheet-Iron Ware ! Job-Work, Hoofing and Gutter ing a Specialty. SSTShop on Olive Street, 2 doors north of lirodfeuhrcr's .lewelry Store. Aii-v G W. CLAKK, LAND AND INSURANCE AGENT, HUMPHREY, NEBR. His lands comprise some line tracts In the Shell Creek Vallev, and the north ern portion ol Pl.'tte county. Taxes paid for non-residents. Satisfaction guaranteed. 20 y fOLIHIBUS IACKI3i CO., COLUMBUS, - NEB., Packers and Dealers in all kinds or Hog product, cash paid for Live or Dead Hogs or grease. Directors. R. U Ilcnry, Prcst.; John Wiggins, Sec. and Treas.; L. Gerrard, S. Cory. CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER. Plans and estimates supplied for either frame or brick buildings. Good work guaranteed. Shop on loth Street, near St. Paul Lumber Yard, Columbus, Ne braska. 52 6mo. -fcJOTICE XO TKACIIEIW. J. E. Moncrief, Co. Snpt., Will be in his office at the Court House on the third Saturday of each month for the purpose of examining applicants for teacher's certificates, and for the transactton of any other business pertaining to schools. 667-y GO TO A. & I. TURNER'S BOOK AND MUSIC STORE FOR THE BEST p GOODS AT The Lowest Prices! CONSULT THE FOLLOWING ALPHA BETICAL LIST. AI'ltll.tlN, Arithmetics. Arnold's Ink (genuine). Algebra, Autograph Al bums, Alphabet R ocks. Author's Cards, Arks, Accordeons, Abstract Legal Cap. MKIJSHKS, Raskets,BabyToys,Rooks, llibles. Hells Tor i ovs, Ulank Rook, Riithd-iy Cards. P.asket Buggies, boy's Tool-chexti. HalN, Ranker's Cases, boV Wagons, Sleds and Wheelbar rows, Butcher Book, Brass-edged Ruler-. Rill -books, Biok Straps, Base Ball- and Bat-. 4."1I1. Cards, Calling Cards, Card Ca-es Combs. Comb Cases, Cigar Ca ses, Checker Boards, Children's Chairs, Cups and Saucers (fancy) Circulating Librarv, Collar and Cull" Boxes, Copy Books'Chri-tnias Cards, Chinese Toys, Cra on, Checkers. Chess-men, Croquei sets. IMKVIKSTM- Sewing Machines, Draw ing Paper, Dres-ing Cases, Drums, Diaries. Drafts in books, Dolls, Dressed Dolls, Dominoes, Drawing books. UNI' ELOPES, Elementary school book-, Erasers (blackboard). Erasers (rubber). F1CTI02V Books, Floral Albums, Fur niture polish. CiKAItlJlAKS, Geographies, Geome tries.Glove boxes, toy Guns,(tvroseopes (to illustrate the laws of motion). IIAllaEK'S Readers, handsome Holi day gilt-, HanU-glaes, Hobby-horses, Ilanil atchels. Histories. LKS. (.ill good kinds and colors), inkstand- (common and fancy). JEWfX Cases, Jciv.s harps. KECaM of ink, Kitchen sets. IjEIMSEKS, Ledger paper, Legal cap, Lunch baskets, Lookingglas-es. 71AJiO' & Hamlin Organs, Magnets, .Music boxes, Magazines, Mustache cup-. Mouth organs, Memorandums, Music books. Music holders, Machine oil, Mats, Moderator's records, Muci lage, Microscopes. XEEDEES for sewing machines. Note paper. OK(Mii, Oil for sewing machines, Organ stools. Organ seats. PERIODIC A ES, Pictures, Puzzle blocks. Presents, Picture books, Piano.-, Pens, Papetries, Pencil-, Purses, Pol ish for furniture, Pamphletca.-es, Paper cutter.-. Paper fasteners. Picture puz zles, Picture frames. Pocket book-, Perlumery and Perfumery eases. Paper racks, Pencil holders. KEWAICI) card-, Rubber balls, Rub ber dolls. S;iIOOE book-, Sewing stands, School Satchel-. Slate.-, Stcrco-copc ai.d pic tures, Scrap books, Scrap pictures. Sewing machine needle-. Scholar's com panions, Specie purses, Singing toy canaries, Sleds for boy-, Shawl straps, Shell goods. - TEEEKCOl'ES, Toys or all kind-, children's Trunk-. Thermometer-, Tooth brushes (folding). Tea se - for girls, Tool chests for boys, Ten-pin set for boys, Tooth picks, Tin toys. YIOEirS and strings, Vases. WOODBK1DU1 Or-am, Work bas kets, Waste baskets, Whips (with case), Webster's dictionaries, Weather glasses, Work boxes. Whips for boys. Wagons for boys, What-nots, Wooden tooth pick. Third Boor North of "Cloth:: Bouse." the COLUMBUS JOURNAL AND THE- From now until after the Presidential Election, post-paid, to any address in the United States, for T5 CENTS. To present subscribers of the Jour nal, we will send the Campaign Tribune, when requested, upon the payment of one year in ad vance for the Journal. Address, M. K. TURNER & CO., .Columbus, Neb. Health is Wealth! Dr E. C. West's Keetz asd Braix Tbeat IIXKT, a gnaranteed specific for Hystona, Dira cosB, Con-rnlsions, xita. Nerrons. Neuralgia, Headache, Nerrons Prostration caused by thonsa of alcohol or tobacco. Wakefulness, Mental De pression, Bof toning of the Brain resulting mm ranitr and leading to miserr, decay and deatn, Frematura Old Ace, Barrenness, Loss of power in either box. Involuntary Losses andBpermat. orrhcea caused byover-oxertioa of thobram, self abase or OTer-indulgenco. ach box contains one month's treatment, f 1.00 a box, or aix boxes Cor5JX).6entbymail prepsidou receipt of price. UTE GUAKAXTEE BIX. BOXES To cure any case. With each order recerrod by us for six boxes, accompanied with fSJOQ, wo will send the purchaser our written guarantee to re fund the money if the treatment doesnoteflecl euro. Guarantees uaued only by JOHN O. "WEST & CO, 862 W. MADISON ST., CHICAGO, ILLS., Sole Prop's West's liver Pills. W. A. THOMAS, AGENT FOR PE ALE'S EDUCATOR, COLUMBUS, NEB. ESTOffice at Lindell Hotel. Call and examine and be convinced it is the best book published. Agents wanted In can vass in Nebraska. 14-3m S500 REWARD! WX" fil pr tta ibsvt rrwwri tat tay am of lint CmtpUUV PjtmfS, Sick Hmbtht, ladjpttfca, Cauttftita or ComItcm qmlcCTwahWMttYiptolUtlror Klli.wttm tW ft HdMBt MticUy acsptM vttk. Tbcyan nlrnplitk,al nmhauitOdaeaom. BitwCoiSai. Iij tnnw taktocp01,cJfc ftt mU ty tSX Jitfau. Bmrac4 wwuhutc vu,m ta w. aadiHa St, fMniriBsaiiiiairBtafiiMsmii4rimii CHICAGO WEEKLY TRIB Sttm VfiV P J v5 i nr!ss5 wsi?mt w 'rSi COLUMBUS STATE BANK! COLUMBUS, NEB. CASH CAPITAL, - $75,000 DIRECTORS: Leander (Jerrard, Prcs'i. Geo. W. Hulst, Vice PreSt. Julius A. Reed. R. II. Henry. J. E. Task Kit, Cashier. Bank of Deposit, IMmcohhi nntl BxchURKe. CoIIectloBN Promptly Mode osi all PointM. lny latercMt on TIsue lepo- Um. ' 274 D. J. DRKBKKT, CtlMf. IRA B. BRIGGLR, AultUst Ciihiir. -THE- CITIZENS' BANK! HUMPHREY, NEB. ESTPrompt attention given to Col lections. E3TPay Interest on time deposits. S3TInaurance, Passage Tickets and Real Estate Loans. :!-tf LINDSAY &TREKELL, WHOLESALE AND RETAIL FLOOR AND FEED STORE! OIL CAKE, CHOPPED FEED, Bran, Shorts, BOLTED i UHBQLTED Cfl&9 HEAL. GRAHAM FLOUR, AND FOUlt KINDS OF THE BEST WHEAT FLOUR ALWAYS ON HAND. UTAH kiiuN of FRUITS in their sea ou. Orders iirouipily tilleil. lltli Street, Co1uiii1um, Xelr. 47-Gm HENRY GASS, COFFINS AND METALLIC CASES AND DEALER IN Furniture, Chairs, Bedsteads, Bu reaus, Tables, Safes. Lounges, Ac, Picture Frames and Mouldings. JSTRepairing of all kinds of Upholstery Goods. Ctf COLUMBUS, NEB. GOLD for the working class Send 10 cents for postage, and we will mail you free a royai, valuable tox ol sample goods that will put you in the way of making ino:e money in a" few days than you ever thought possible at any busi ness. Capital not required. We will start you. You can work all the time or in spare time only. The work is univer sally adapted to both sexes, voting and old." You can easily earn from" f0 cents to $.1 every evening. That all who want work may test the business, we make this unparalleled offer; to all who are not well satisfied we will send $1 to pay for the trouble of writing u. Full particu lars, directions, etc., sent free. Fortunes will be made by those who give their whole time to the work. Great success absolutely sure. Don't delay. Start, now. Address Stinson & Co., Portland, Maine. NO HUMBUG! But a Grand Success. RP. BRIGHAM'S AUTOMATIC WA- ter Trough for stock. He refers to every man who has it in use Call on or leave orders at George Yale's, opposite Oehlricb'A grocery. !.(Jm J. WAGNER, Livery and Feed Stable. Is prepared to furnish the public w'th good teams, buggies and carriages for all occasions, especially for funerals. Also conduct-! a sale stable. 44 rpiiArvsrr house, PLATTE CENTER NEB., JOHN DUC0A5, Proprietor. The best accommodation for the travel ing public guaranteed. Food good, and plenty of it. Beds clean and comfortable, charges low, as the lowest. 13-y iLYON&HEALY I Stele Hssrs Ste-Cklcsf. WU Mm4pnpU laujaUna Ik AISO CATALOQUI L far 1ML SW m zltt baa UlMmti, SdlkOmBihL iPm im Emalcib CwLasm. i Stub. Dram iUtmH SttSk. tW na, saoj asa uni farAiMtm kfCMcaSwdlu ijff a-K 1Bn WW. ! FIRST National Bank! CQLUMBUS, ZTSB- Authorized Capital, - - S250.000 Paid In Capital, - 50,000 Surplus and Profits, - - 6,000 OFFICERS AND DIRECTORS. A. ANDERSON, Pres't. SAM'LC. SMITn, Vice Pres't. O.T. ROEX, Cashier. ' .1. W. EARLY, HERMAN OEIILR1CH. W. A. MCALLISTER, G.ANDERSON, P. ANDERSON. Foreign and Inland Exchange, Passage Tickets, and Real Etate Loans. 2l-vol-13-ly COAL & LIME! J.E. NORTH & CO., -DEALERS IN- Coal, Lime, Hair, Cement. Reck Sping Coal, Carbon (Wyoming) Coal. Eldon (Iowa) Coal ..$7.00 per ion ... 6.00 ... 3.50 " Blacksmith Coal of best quality al ways on hand at low est prices. North Side Eleventh St., COLUMBUS. NEB. i4-::iu UNION PACIFIC LAND OFFICE. Improved and Unimproved Farms, Hay and Grazing Lands and City Property for Sale Cheap -AT THE Union Pacific Land Office, On Lomj Time and low rate of Interest. E2TFinal proof made on Timber Claims, Homestead'? and Pre-emptions. JSTAII wishing to buy lands ofany iL -scrlptiou will please call and examine my listof land before looking elsewhere t3T"AH having lamN to sell will please call and give me a description, term , price-., ete. 25J1 a so am prepared to insure prop erty, :u I have the agency of several first-class Fire insurance companies. V. W. OTT, Solicitor, speaks German. na.iuii:l c:. smith, Ml-tf Ciilumltiis, Nebraska. BECKER & WELCH, PROPRIETORS OF SHELL CREEK MILLS. MANUFACTURERS AND WHOLE SALE DEALERS IN FLOUR AND MEAL. OFFICE, COL ITM II US. NEB. SPEICE & NORTH, General Agents for the Sale of REAL ESTATE. Union Pacific, and Midland Pacific R. B. Lands for sale at from $3.00 to $10.00 per acre for cash, or ou five or ten years time, in annual payments to suit pur chasers. We have also a large and choice lot of other lands, improved and unimproved, for sale at low price and on reasonable terms. Also business and residence lots in the citv. We keep a complete abstractor title'to all real es tate in Platte County. 621 COIjIIJIRUS. neb. LOUIS SCHREIBEB, All kinds of Repairing done on Short Notice. Buggies, Wag ons, etc., made to order, and all work Guar anteed. Also sell the world-famous Walter A. Wood Mowers. Beapers, Combin ed Machines, Harvesters, and Self-binders the best made. Shop opposite the " Tattersall," on UUY6 St., COLUMBUS. 36-m Blffiltb and Wbood Maker A YMAB'3 WOOING. Twm antumn vfcsn first they stood & the brldfe; lape pears on tke pear- tree, ripe corn on the The awallowa flew awlftlT far nn In the blue. e; And Deeding- still aouthirard, were lost to the view, said he: "Can you love me, as I can love She said, quite demurely: "Already I do?" Twas winter when next they met oa the bridge; Xne pear-trees were brown and white was the The swallows were feathering' their nests in She looked In hts face, and she burst Into tears! His nose It was pinched, and his lips they were blue. Bald she: "I can't love youl" Said he: "Nor I your Twas spring-time when next they stood on the bridge; And white was the pear-tree, and green was the ridge; The swallows had thoughts of a speedy re turn; And the midges were dancing a-down the brown burn. He said: "Pretty maiden, let by-gones go by Gan you love me again?" She said: "I can try." Twas summer when next they stood on the bridge; There were pears on the pear-tree, tall corn on the ridge; The swallows wheeled round them, far up In the blue. Then swooped down and snapped up a midge let or two. Bald he: "Lest some trifle should come in the way. And part us again, will you mention the day?" She stood, looking down on the fast-flowing rill, Vhen answered, demurely: "As soon as you Willi" Chamber's Journal. OUR NATIONAL TBEASUBT. A Tessris and a Frtaon Carious Talags Foauid 1st the Baaeaseat-tfaeCaraeatar CaMnes aad aUaekasKltk Shop antf ta Treaaary stadia and Prlatlaa; Oalee-th Store-Hoe as ataataaraat Kte. Just below the White House, shutting off the view of the city, rises the great dreary pile known as the National Treasury. It is a massive building made of great blocks of stone originally white, but now gray with age. and black and dirty with smoke and rain. The thick stone roof, flat and heavy, is held tip by many a long row of dirt' sand atone columns, which seemed to stand as guards against the sunlight and cheer fulness to tho people within. If it were not fur the windows whose sad, bleary eyes peep out from the gloom behind the pillars one might take the building for a grand national sarcophagus, in which were sealed the great dead of the Nation, one on top of the other in a series of chambers as in a noted ceme tery at Geneva. As it is, it looks like a prison, and the thick walls, tho iron grated windows of the first story, and the doors cut from the street, as it were, through solid rock, carry out the illu sion. The Treasury is both a tomb and ft prison. In it are buried thousands of hopes, ambitions and lives, which other wise might have brought forth good fruits, in it to-day are imprisoned thousands of young men and old men, pretty girls and grayhaired old women, whom it will grind to powder as it has done the thousands in the past. Wait until four o'clock this afternoon and you may see them pour fourth from those cave-like doors, over which should be written as over Dante's hell: "All hope abandon ye who enter hero." Such a crowd. They represent every class of humanity, on every grade of life's pathway, young and old, cleanly and dirty, soured and cheerful, jaunty and despairing, but over all a sad look as that which might accompany the intelligence of a lost soul. "They did not use their souls and hence they lost them." The food of the Government departments is the souls of its employes. The copyist who day by day follows the same routine becomes at 'last a very machine, satisfied to be a cog in the wheels of the Government and good for nothing else. His other facul ties disappear, and the blooming cheek withers, the glossy hair turns to gray, while day by day imprisoned here lie is digging the grave for his better nature. The walls of this Treasury are saturated with such souls and the great giant rats on to-day are as hungrily as ever. The Treasury building is a world in itself. From its attic to the sub-basement it teems with life, and with the exception of food it produces nearly everything necessary to its existence. Many people have the idea that the Gov ernment runs itself, and that no one thinks of economy in its purchases and management. The Treasury is a fit an swer to such charges. Everything in it is bought by contract, and'Uncle Sam gets the lowest rates. All the carpets for the offices of the Governmental! over the United States are bought by the department here, and are cut and made in this Treasury building. This work is done in the attic. The same princi ple runs through every room down to the basement. THE BASEMENT OP THE TREASURT is a place which few people visit. But it is full of curious things. Entering the central one of thoses cave-like doors you come into a long, low whitewashed vaulted corridor, lighted with gas and growing smaller and smaller as it loses itself in the distance. From this branch oft other like corridors, and the whole looks like one of the subterranean tombs in the desert near Cairo. Go along this corridor and you will pass a carpenter shop. Here all the carpentering of the building is done. Next is a cabinet shop, connected with a spall saw and plain ing mill, where a doeen men work con tinuously making and repairing the furniture for the hundreds offices above. Elegant work they do, too, and mahog any bookcases and Rautiful offico desks lie all around. A little further on is a blacksmith shop, and the bellows and anvil hammer and blow as Uncle Sam's iron work and locks are repaired. Here, too, is A PRINTING OFFICE, a branch of the Government Printing Office. The Treasury does its own printing, and the corridor entering this office is stacked full of forms standing ready for tho press. "No printing of fice in the world,' says the foreman, "keeps so many forms standing as we do. We have now more than 1,400 forms standing, and we annually keep that number. This is done for the print ing of eight copies of the confidential report as to the interest on the National debt. We print it four times a year, and we can print on one press from one hundred and twenty to one hun dred and forty forms in a day. We consider one hundred and twenty forms an average day's work.' I took a glance into the TREASURT RESTAURANT as I went by. It is in a low vaulted room, with an opening bar into the hall, where a girl deals out coffee and pie. The dining room was filled by a long table on which a cloth not the whitest -was spread, and at which a little fat man with a gray bead as round as a bullet was eating. I recognized in him Mr. Elliot, tke Actuary of the Treasury, but the smell of the viands was mot appetizing, and the table turned my stomach. THE BASEMENT STORE-ROOM is where the furniture, towels, soap and glasses are given out to the various of-, ttces. It is a little vaulted cell facing; the avenue, with two cubic inches of gloom to every inch of space. Thej storekeeper stands behind a counter and keeps close account of everything. A pile of towels lies at one side. They are of white linen with a red band on each end, on which is printed "U. S. Treas ury." It takes five hundred towels a day to supply the Department, and last month 13,440 were used. The washing of these towels is done by two gangs of women, one washing them during the first half and the other the last half of the month. They are paid thirty cents a dozen, and are charged with any tow els they cannot account for. Their wages average twelve dollars a month. The Treasury uses about two thousand cakes of soap a month, and it takes three hundred dollar's worth of ice to cool its drinking water. THE WASTE-PAPER ROOM. All the old envelopes, newspaper wrappers and scraps of paper which ac cumulate in the Treasury are carefully saved, and taken to a room in the base ment called the waste-paper room. It looks like a division of a great country cellar. The walls are whitewashed and vaulted, and one-half of the room is di vided into three great bins, which are filled with different grades of paper. The waste baskets are brought daily to this room and emptied on the floor in a big pile, behind which three women are constantly at work sorting it out into baskets. They separate the white paper from the colored, tear the sealing wax off of envelopes, and then throw the as sorted paper into these great bins, whence it is baled up and sent off to New York for sale. The receipts amount to quite an item, and one firm buys all. THE TREASURY STUDIO. There is a sculptor-shop in the Treasury basement. In rooms facing the South, off of one of its gloomiest corridors, Italian and American artists continually work modeling in clay and casting into plaster. They design the beautiful col umns and allegorical pieces which are being put into the Government buildings all over the country, and the work is sent from here out in every direction. To-day one long-haired Roman was working on a great relief for some city post-office; another was fixing the broken acanthus leaves in a plaster cast of a great Corinthian column, and the mas sive head of a goddess, surrounded by a wreath, stared out from a table near by. The Treasury sculptor-shop turns out some beautiful work, and it saves the Government many thousands yearly. . THE STATIONERY DEPARTMENT of the Treasury is an enormous machine which feeds the Government offices un der the department extending from Maine to Alaska. It has its store-rooms in the basement, and it uses an almost incredible amount of material. In com pany with Mr. Bickford I went through the various rooms. Some were devoted entirely to blank paper, and ream was piled on ream until the rooms were fill ed to the vaulted ceiling. Others were all envelopes, and these had a dry, headachy air, as close and stifling as a drying room. The least dampness would moisten the mucilage and mil lions of envelopes would be stuck to gether. Here were bales of spon ges, and there were great bins tilled with ink bottles. In one room waste faper baskets formed the chief contents, n another, store boxes filled with ink in bottles. There was sealing-wax by the hundreds of pounds, large bins of wrapping twine, millions of pen-holders and millions of pencils, pins in half pound boxes innumerable, and mucil age enough to fill an artesian well. Sev eral great rooms were filled with thou sands of blank books piled in shelves like a great library, and of all shapes and sizes. Among them is the BIGGEST BLANK BOOK used by the Government, weighing as much as six babies, and cost ing forty dollars to make. It is the ledger of the Assistant United States Treasurer at New York. It is nineteen inches long.thirteen inches wide, and contains twelve hundred and fifty pages. It is made of the best pa per anuone is used every year. There are some big envelopes here, yellow manila fellows, costing twenty-one dol lars and twenty-nine cents a thousand, and being seventeen and three-fourths inches long by fourteen and three fourths inches wide. The wrapping paper here would make a good sized hay stack. It is of the best quality and made of the manila rope used in digging oil wells. This gives it a smell of petroleum, but it is very strong, and makes excellent money straps, and is good for sampling sugar. It is so strong that the damp sugar can not melt it. WHERE THE BRAINS GO. But the blank paper and the blank books are the more wonderful, and by them one can gain some idea of the im mense business of the Government. These millions upon millions of sheets of paper, these hundreds of thousands of blank books will, ere a year has passed, have been used. Upon them will go the brains and muscle of the thousands of Government employes from Portland, Me., to Portland, Ore. Now, they rep resent only the muscle and the machine power necessary to make them. A year from this they will represent the lives of thousands. How many men will worry over that sheet of paper? Will some mind go crazy over that ledger? A year and these barrels of ink, these tons of pens will have served their purpose, and will be cast away. The brain and muscle that used them will also have passed away. This paper and these books will alone remain. All this store is uncle sam's, and I know of no uncle who manages his affairs more closely. With these millions of pencils and these stacks of paper, the men who have charge of them must render an account for every sheet If they want a pencil they make a requisition for it; if a sponge is miss ing, the whole system of books is gone over until it is found. All is bought by contract, and you and I pay twice the prices for everything that our dear uncle pays. I could give you the cost of things that would surprise you.but it is enough to say that dealers coming here to make their bids go away in despair at learn ing how close-fisted Uncle Sam is, and how he will split a cent in making a bargain. Washington Cor. Cleveland Leader. m Susan B. Anthony says that one great hindrance to the suffrage move ment -is women's lack of education im money matters. They have had no ex perience in earning money or in know ing howYar it will go. N. Y.Post. m m Fifteen widows of soldiers of the war of 1812 are living now in York Conmty, South Carolina. Ckatem Prisems. There are two principal prisons im Canton, the Nam Hoi and the Pun U, district jails analngous to our county or State prisons. The main part of the building is called the Great Prison, where are confined those convicted of capital crimes. It is surrounded by 'thick adobe walls, and the corridors anil cells are approached through tho single entrance of the keeper's lodge. Through a hole In the crazy door is presented the grimy paw of the keeper, which we touch with a Hongkong ten-cent piece and are immediately admitted. We enter a dark, dismal den, black with sooty cobwetn and full of dense fumes of gray smoke. A spluttering of opium pipes comes from a corner where the sickly yellow light falls upon the .withered faces of two or three turnkeys in recumbent posture curled round the lamp, with opium pipes in their hands. A few more ten-cent pieces are needed to gratify, not satisfy, the cupidity of a half-dozen hungry-looking. greasy, smutty, down-at-heeled petty officers, who demand exorbitant fees before we can proceed. We finally pass into a narrow, dirty alley, flanked by the main wall and lead ing to the wards and cells. There are six wards, each ward containing four celli, the walls of which are in parallel sections. Each ward consists of an open quadrangle of execrable filth, about forty feet square, with cells on the east and west sides. In the center of this area is a shrine containing the image of a god, supposed to have the power of melting the most obdurate heart, caus ing penitential tears to flow from eyes that have only gloated over deeds of 'blood and shame. Very little homage, does this idol receive from the Cantonese jail-bird, except on the birthday of the god, when the prisoners are regaled with an extra bowl of rice, a piece of pork and perhaps a cup of wine, 'provided at the expense of the Governor of the jail. This disinterested official takes care to amply refund himself by a careful ma nipulation of the funds for prison main tenance which the prisoners know to their sorrow the next few days. The cells are separated from each other by upright beams and are divided off from the outer courtyard by a wooden palisading, giving them the ap- Eearance of cattle-pens, in which are erded together as many as thirty human beings in each pen, with hardly sufficient space to lie down. In each cell is a raised wooden floor, full of ver min, covering nearly the wholo area of the space. Here the prisoners sleep and eat their food, and are permitted to lounge about the open yard during the daytime, A few pots, an earthenware furnace where they cook their rice, and a stool or two arc the only furniture, ex cept a large tub in each cell to receive the excreta. As this tub is usually left open and stands in a crowded don where the prisoners sleep, the stench on a hot summer's night can be better imagined than described. We have now passed through labyrinthian passages reeking with vilo odors, past a group of women and children, perhaps, vainly wailing for husbands and fathers whom they will see no more. Door after door is locked behind us as we penetrate the recesses grim and dark and drear of this horrible place, while the awful thought of being seized and forcibly detained among these demons haunts us with a shuddering dread. We now come to the quadrangle de scribed above. As the door opens we hear again the clanking of chains. A prisionet sees a stranger at the door and announces in shrill tones the arrival of a "foreign devil." We aro immediately surrounded by a crowd of ragged, un shorn, squalid, emaciated, cut-throat-looking wretches, whose savor is anything but that of "Araby the Blest." They crowd uncom fortably near us, a hundred hands are held out, ferocious eyes glare upon us beneath their shaggy looks and a chorus of voices demand kamshaws. We look appealingly to the keeper, who comes to the rescue with a mouthful of untranslatable curses, de livered in stentorian tones, upon which they disperse. We see them next squat ting down on the bare earth in merry, garrulous groupes, as if oblivious of their impending doom. They are mostly half-naked, or dressed in tattered gar ments filled with insect life, their long disheveled locks matted together and their bodies corroded with two or three strata of filth. Water and soap, brush and broom,, razor and comb are scarce commodities in a Chinese prison, and hundreds of these wretches live year after year with out touching water till the execution er's knife turns them faster into clay. They spend their time gambling and singing lewd songs, or occupy them selves in entomological pursuits, such as picking the vermin out of their clothes or from each other's heads, which, when caught, are popped into the mouth for safe-keeping. This last item is no fic tion, but an every-day common-place fact. During one of the five or six visits made by the writer of this sketch to these prisons he was accosted by a prisoner of the most villainous type in broken English. He had been captured in Hongkong and had tasted the sweets of Victoria prison fare before his rendi tion. He said with the utmost naivete: Hongkong prison well' good place. He pay good chow chow, good clothes, good bed, good dlink. Spose hair get long, have got barber makee shave. S'pose me get sick, have got doctor makee well. Hongkong prison welly clean, all ploper. My no likee dis place. Here all too muchec Iouzee, too muchee muck, too muchee hungry, too muchee thin, too muchee die. This is men tioned to show how strongly the Chinese jail-bird appreciates the comforts and luxuries of Hongkong prison life com pared with his native prison hells. San Francisco Chronicle. The Toronto Mail tells this story: "A resident of Collinsby objected to a young man paying his respects to his daughter, and set a large rat-trap at the spot over which the lover would surely pass. The parent did not know that his wife was visiting when he set the trap. About eleven o'clock at night he was aroused by the screams of liis wife, who had one of her feet caught in the trap, but she was released by the lover, who was in the parlor at the time, before the husband arrived. The young man is now a welcome visitor at the house." Celestin Collet. King of the Chiffon iers, who died the other day at Neuilly, aged eighty-one, was in receipt of a' Jension for the last twenty-five years of 125 a year from the Empress Eugenie. In 1858 the Empress lost a valuable dia mond bracelet, which he found in a dost heap and carried to police headquarters. The next morning he was sent for and thanked, and the pension conferred, which the Empress has exprosed a de sire to continue to his fauilv while she lives. OF 6ENSKAL VTUB. A whole row of dwellings la. Mon treal have been vacated because the tenants believed them haunted. Mon treal Witness. Tobacco raising in North Carolina beats gold mining. A Warrenton farmer refused $1,000 for his crop on sersa. acres. Chicago Herald. A Cincinnati bunko steerer of great skill in his profession boasts that he has made a handsome living off of Kentucky suckers for ten years. Cincinnati Times. An old stager in Wall street attrib utes Gould's success to his spending his evenings at home anil coming to the office in the morning with a clear bead. N. Y. Herald. John Doyle is in tho Bellvue Hospftal in New York suffering from a self in flicted pistol wound. During the last thirteen years he has made twenty-nine attempts to kill himself. W. Y. Mail. "No, don'tgo yet," said the Buflslo Efirl at midnight, as her lover rose to eave. "Don't go yet, it isn't late. Re member that the clocks in the city have been shoved ahead sixteeu minutes." Buffalo Neios. The Earl of Aylesford, who at one time was the greatest spendthrift La Europe, Is living on a 27,000 acre farm in Texas with his brother. They spend their time riding, hunting, and having fun with the cowboys, who call th Earl "the judge" and his brother "the kid." Chicago Times. Three dining-room girls of a Sidney, Neb., hotel recently packed their trunks and silently departed leaving a letter. The letter disclosed that they were dis satisfied with their pay; that they had heard a rumor that their places were to be filled by negroes, and they thought it real mean that they could not have their -company in the parlor. Chicago TSmes. The Floral Cabinet characterizes that economy which feeds the body well at the expense of starving the mind as wretchedly short-sighted. It is this economy that builds mansions indica tive of wealth and power, without fur nishing the endearments of home cul ture and refinement. This economy has gaudy flowers on the lawn as an external evidence of wealth, but none of them ever find their way into the sick room. One of the stories told to show the value of presence of mind in times of excitement and danger, is concerning some of the recent riots in New Orleans. The mob was threatening and increas ing, and the local militia was called out. At a crisis In the affair one of the citizen-soldiers leveled his musket at a prominent opponent, when the man next to him struck up the gun exclaim ing. "Don't shoot that man his life L insured in our office!" N. 0. Times. A Paris correspondent says that at a grand dinner not long ago he saw several ladies who. insteadof taking off their inousquctaire gloves, slipjieu the hand through the opening made for the three buttons, rolled the glove and stuck it in the lengthy part covering the arm, thus baring the hand to eat and not the arm. After dinner they slipped their glove on again. A young lady who afterwad was asked to play on the piano did the same thing. Probably the smallest and most unique post-office in the world is a bar rel which swings from the outermost rock of the mountains overhanging the Straits of Magellan, opposite lerre del Fuego. Every passing ship opens it to place letters in it or take them out. Every ship undertakes to forward all letters in it that it is possible for it to transmit. The barrel hangs by its iron chain, beaten and battered by the winds and storms, but no locked or barred oflice on land is more secure. Boston Herald. Henry F. Millwa.nl shot himself after participating in a mock tragedy at Springlield, O. Some weeks ago Mill ward, assisted by a number of friends, constructed a dummy out of a bundle of towels and pillows and laid it on a bed; in the Arcade Hotel in that city. The room was carefully darkened, and the dummy covered with a sheet. A paste board head with grotesquely painted features was attached to the body, so as to be in plain sight when the sheet should be removed. When all was ready the report was circulated through the city by the jokers that a drummer had committed suicide at the hotel. The report attracted hundreds of citizens, including the Coroner, who were piloted up to the room one by one. Millward killed himself in the same room. Cleveland Leader. m Andy Johnson's Last Letter. There was found on the desk of the late ex-President Andrew Johnson a letter which he was engaged in writing when he was stricken with paralysis. His death came soon afterward, and the letter was left lying where it was found until sent by the family to the late Judge Jojpi M. Carmack, of West Ten nessee, to whom 4t was addressed. The letter was exhibited at the American office, yesterday, and reads as follows: "GaKKJivltXB, Tknn., June 6, 1875. John M. Carmack. Esq.: Dkjik Sm Your letter of the 9th ult. has been received and read. 1 confess I was somewhat surprised when I re ceived your account of Vlce-Prenldent WIK son's conversation with Governor Ishitui Har ris and others in rexard to what weuld have been the policy of Prcsbtcnt Llncold. If he had lived, etc In your letter you state that H. Wilson. Vice President" Here camo the fatal stroke. The word "President" was the last ever written by the hand of Andrew Johnson. The letter was written with a lead pencil on ordinary printing paper, such as is generally used for "eopy" in newspaper offices, and the ex-Presidont was evidently preparing it with the ex pectation that it would be published. What an interesting chapter of the his tory of that exciting time it would have been. Anything he might have said as to the probable policy of the Adminis tration, if Mr. Lincoln had not been as sassinated, would have been of the greatest value. A few moments more and it would have been given to the world. But it was not to lie. By Judge Carmack, who naturally re garded it as a historical relic of great interest, the letter was left to his nephew, Mr. John T. Miller, of Jackson, and the latter will have it deposited among the papers of the Tennessee Historical So ciety. Nashville. American. m The year 1900 will not be a leap year, although it is divisable by four without a remainder. In order to make a calendar and solar time agree as near ly as they can be got for many years to come, the Gregorian calendar drops three leap vears out of every four cen turies, and these omissions are upost such leap years as will not divide bv four hundred without a remaisder, al though they can be divided evenly by four. The year 1600 was a leap yesr, , but 1700 and 1800 were not, aad 19QQ will mot.be. N. Y. Times.