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j WEDNESDAY, APKIL 30, 1881.
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T&E TALISMAN AND THE LEECH,
A FKAQMHNT.
It' was a lovely lady that on her sick-bed lay;
It was her lordly lover spurred for the leech
, .away.
amc
itoei upon the highway, crouched en the
com nara sione.
A withered white-haired beggar that made for
alms her moan.
The lordly lover cast her bis purse from saddle-bow.
"My love is lying dying, and for the leech I go.
In yonder burg physicians a many are, I trow:
would that the skillfulcst of all among them
I could know!"
Take this;" the crone, upstarting, placed oa
his hand a Tins'
Of dull and tarnished copper, a mean and bat
tered thing.
"Wear this, and when thou ridest p to ttw
leech's door.
See for thyself what company of guests doth
stand before."
And before the knight could thank her aha
vanished quite away.
And there was naught but a wee brown bird
sitting upon the spray;
And the light-hearted lover onward he spurred
his courser s-rav.
And kissed the battered talisman, and blessed
. the Jtindly fay.
TTp the ringing street he darted to the chief
i physician's iJ cor
nea ven! what ghastly compaay was standing
it before!
The souls of all the slain wen there, ten
thousand souls, I trow.
Like witch-fires in a pallid night a-wavering
to and fro.
On passed the knight to another teach, but
before the door perdie.
Was quite as ghastly if not quite so great a
company;
And up and down the burg ha rode, but
everywnere ne went.
watcnea tne
patient under
spirit of each
monument.
"Alack! doth never a leech have skill?"
bis despairing cry;
"And must the Lady Cunegund in her youth
and beauty die?
There is but one physician left, and yonder at
his door
O, heavens 1 there floats a single ghost a sin
gle ghost, no more!
"O, a blessing on the talisman and on the
kindly fay!
Here is the surgeon skilled shall charm my
lady's hurt away.
Ho! busk ye. busk ye. Master Leech, and rido
away with me.
And thou shalt save a precious life, and win
' a priceless fee."
Up sprang the good physician then behind the
gallant knight,
And swiftly up the sounding road clattered
the courser wight;
And merrily the knight he sang and shouted
in his glee,
"A blessing on the kindly fay that guided me
to thee!"
OTch"aH,iJ-?od St. Anthony, what is it
Dost thou not know. Sir Knigbt, ciiero
' goblin, neither fay?
But tell me truly, who it was to me thy steps
did tfuidi'.
For how should a poor leech be known
throughout the country-side?"
"0, trust me, trust inc. Master Leech, thy
fame spreads far and near;
On every side of thy healing skill what mira
cles we hear!
Foe though thy check doth brightly bear the
.rosy, hue of youth,
There is no doctor so renowned in all the land,
good sooth."
"Sir Knight, it ill becomes thy rank to mock a
simple man.
One who doth practice Galen's art with all the
skill he can;
But only yesterday I hung my 6hingle out at
door.
And I have had but a single call one patient,
.and no more."
"Now by St.
knight
Bat Cornelia was enfag.
"O, mother, dear, she sobbed, "ft
isn't true, is it? Orville did feel dread
fully. Won't you see, mother?"
But at this moment Sally, the. little
servant girl from Grandma liashleigh's,
came flying into 'the room, without any
more ..warning1 than if , she had been
hot from a 'gun.
"The old missus says you are to come
over at once, both you ladies!" she
cri6dV?ftading before Mrs. Rashleigh,
and repeating her lesson like a parrot:
"There's something of importance, and
vou're needed at wonat"
"Get your bonnet, Cornelia,' said
her mother. 'Til just put on this sun
hat What is it, Sally; do you know?"
"I know it's something dreadful.
Missus is almost wild, and there's lots
of folks there. Something about Mr.
Spear.-"
The two ladies said no more. They
hurried away together, and, entering
grandma's parlor, found there assem
bled more of the members of the Spear
family,, and a friend or two besides.
Orville had', indeed, disappeared. He
had never been home since his visit to
Cornelia, and now the alarmed rela
tives were anxious to get all theinfor
mation they could regarding the inter
view between Orville and Cornelia.
"I had reason to be anerry, Mrs.
Spear," said Cornelia, proudly; "good
reason, and I took oft' my ring aud gave
it back and went out of the room. That
is all I know. I don't know when he
went or where. 1 I thought he
woudn't mind so much. I believed he
had stopped caring about me."
"He ought to now, at all events,"
said grandma.
"Mv bov is dead. I'm sure. I shall
ttatvra lin rtnnrl ftt-irTfrif' ' c
uaiw buw uvruva.
Come With the Crowd.
said Mrs.
Snear. amidst her tears. "He left all
his money at home. Ha wouldn't have
crone traveline- without a change of
J clothes. O, you wicked girl!"
"I hope," cried the eldest Miss Spear,
"that he'll haunt you!"
"I could kill you, you hateful thing!"
cried the youngest Miss Spear.
Cornelia had kept up bravely until
now; but when her two friends turned
upon her thus, she gave a little scream
and fell over on the sofa. She was in
a dead swoon, and the water they
sprinkled in her face did not bring
her to.
Grandma grew frightened.
"1 houe it isn't an attack of
disease, she said.
heart
child! she
"Poor
looks as if she were dead.
"O, don't say that," cried the mother.
They gathered around Cornelia and
did all they could for her, and soon she
recovered and sat up, but all her pride
'a cm
O, dc
ne.
Anthony 1" exclaimed the
The remainder of this interesting ballad has
been lost. Editor's Drawer, in Harper's Mag
azine. m m
THE LOVERS' QUARREL.
ear! (J, ae:tr. .. .ua ..t
wish I had died! I wish I had never
come to! O, Orville! Orville! what has
become of 3-ou?"
"O! oh!" moaned the mother.
"O! oh!" moaned the sistore
And Cornelia's head fell back again.
"Emma, ret the lavender out of the
china-closet," said grandma to her
daughter. "Quick! it's on the corner
shelf"
Mrs. Kashleigh rushed to the closet
"It won't open," she cried wildly.
"It's a patent lock," said grand
ma; "locks as it shuts. Here's the
key."
And Mrs. Kashleigh flew back to
the door, opened it and uttered a
shriek.
There on the floor, huddled up un
der the shelf, lay poor Orvillo Spear.
He was white and limp.
Cornelia sat and stared at him in the
most awful way. She thought him dead.
"Never while Hive," said Miss Rash. ut tue more experienced matron saw
leigh, "never while I live, will I seb that he was yet living.
oaiiy was sent pose naste.ior tne doc
tor; and there, in Mrs. Rashleigh's
drawing-room, he found Cornelia and
Orville lying quite unconscious, like
Romeo and Juliet in the scene at the
tomb, and the rest of the partv in a
state of bewilderment and terror past
description.
At last however, both were conscious
and seated in arm-chairs, regarded each
other, while the observers kept silence,
and Mr. Orville Spear uttered the first
words.
"Of all the confounded fools '
Who, dear?" asked his mother.
"Me," said Orville, regardless of
grammar. "Who shut me in?"
"What were j'ou in the closet for?"
asked grandma, with a guilty con
science. "To pick something up that rolled
there," said Orville.
"The ring?" asked Cornelia, frantic-
cally.
"Yes, the ring," said Mr. Spear.
"More fool I! Some one banged the door
to. I shouted aud howled and kicked,
and no one heard me."
"O. oh, oh, oh!" shrieked Cornelia, "I
believe you hid there just to kill me,
for no other purpose than out of re
venge." "iou banged the door on me," said
Mr Spear. "A jealous woman will do
anything."
"I banged the door, Orville!" said,
old Mrs. Kashleigh. "I! You'd left
everything flying. I just pushed it as I1
your face again!
She meant it when she said it; and as
she spoke, she threw her bethrothal
ring towards her lover, who had offended
her.
It mi5il him and rolled down upon
the floor and over the sill of an open
china closet one of those old-fashioned
closets that used to stand on either side
of the mantel-piece.
She did not notice where it rolled; lie
did though; and after she had left the
room, he turned to pick it up. The ring
she had worn would always be precious
to him.
Miss Kashleigh went straight to her
own room, as miserable a girl as ever
lived, and a moment later Grandmother
Kashleigh bustled into the drawing
room, pushed the open closet door to,
picked up the fallen magazine, set the
annuals and books of poetry straight
on the table, pulled down the shades,
arranged the chairs mathematically
against the wall, and bustled out again.
"I've had these things fifty vears "
she said to herself, "and ther's Cornelia
and her beau with no more respect for
mem man 11 iney were so much lum
ber." Then she closed the door behind her,
and went away to her own room up
stairs, where a'fine silk patchwork quilt
was in the frame, a surprise for said
Cornelia.
Grandma Ras Weigh gave every young
person of the family something of her
own manufacture on his or her weddinsr
day.
"Now," the old lady had said a dozen
times to Tripheny King, who was help
ing her; "I rather think Cornelia will
have the best thing I've done; and
there's a bit in it of every handsome
silk there's ever been in the family, and
of her father's and grandfather's wed
ding vests."
Yes'm, its real memorial quilt"
said Tripheny. "It takes you, mum,
to plan such things. "
The quilt was finished and bound
that afternoon, and Tripheny's joy of
quilting being over she went home.
But she carried about the village the
news that she "was sure all was over
between Miss Kashleigh and Mr. Spear.
She'd heard Cornelia saying something
to her grandma, and the old lady was
furious."
"He would never have done that if
he had cared for me, you know, grand
ma," Cornelia was saying at that mo
ment. "Stuff and nonsense! He loves the
ground you walk on!" saidthe oldlady.
"You'll never get such another, Cornelia!"
"I shall
See here, my boy! The bells have
rung the old year out and the new one
In and a new watch has come on deck.
Jf you think you are going right along
In the same old grooves, while the rest
pf us are making changes, you are up a
tree. Yeu' ve got to toe the mark along
with the remainder of the world..
Now. then:' vou are beginning life.
You arefrom sixteen to twenty-one
years old. .You think you know all
about itv but the fact isyou are'ht more
than half-baked yet What you don't
know would. cover all Lake Erie, while
your worldly wisdom wouldn't knock
an owl off his perch. Suppose you
make a resolve to begin the year 1884
by not knowing more than half as much
as Plato, Diogenes and otherwise men.
If you should condescend to admit that
you didn't even know more tnan your
own father, it wouldn't greatly affect
your general standing with the world.
Perhaps you smoke and chew. What
for? What's the use of paying out $100
a year to insure bad breath, headaches,
red eyes, decayed teeth and nervous de
bility, when you can secure a broken
leg, which is far nicer, by a tumble
down stairs? Chewing is a vicious,
nasty habit. Smoking affects the brain
and nerves and stomach. We admit
that a young chap of your age look
like a great statesman when he comes
down the avenue puffing away at a five
cent grab, but suppose you didn't look
like anybody but yourself?
Maybe you drink a little; very prob
ably you do. A young man of your
age is apt to think it smart to guzSle
down lager and tipple wine, but tftere s
where he is lame. Even old drunkards
would caution you against the practice.
Drink not only wastes money, but it
severs friendships, breeds anger, brings
about quarrels, and there is no end to
the train of wretchedness it entails.,
Yes, great lawyers, statesmen, poeta,'
and pnilosophers drink, but they lose;
respect by it Men have a contempt
lor their weakness, and the world reads
their epitaphs with sneers. Don't make
a persimmon of yourself because some
one else has.
Played poker or faro yet? If so, we
hope you got such a skinning as will
last you your life-time. Let gambling
alone. Fight as shy of gambling rooms
as you would of a mad dog. People
tell you about luck, JLhats all bosh.
The gambler has you by the throat the
moment you enter his door. You can't
make any money out of him, but he will
see to it that you add to his capital.
Now, as to your personal traits. You
may have come naturally by your
egotism, but keep it in check. "The
world in general looks upon it as a dis
ease. Even if you know all you think
Tr 1;r,tli rnst of us won't admit it
Men hate boasters and braggarts.
Bluntness is a good thing sometimes;
sometimes it isn't. Civility and a con
scientious regard for other people's
ff flings are trump cards in the game of
life. T5C cimiu-JL ... annrtl,
mg vice; be honest in your opinions,
but don't imagine that it is your duty
to break up a family or start a church
,scandal; in your dealings be square.
You may lose by it for a time, but when
the public comes to understand that
you are a just and upright man you'll
make money and keep friends as well.
In fact young man, suppose you
square up with your tailor, pay the
.balance at your boot-makers, part your
nair on tne siue and tall into procession
with the rest of us. We don't claim to
be pretty, and we don't own all the
brains in the country, but we can teach
you several things that may come use
ful in future years, and we guarantee
to prove that horse sense and square
dealing are certain to pay a semi-annual
dividend. Detroit Free Press.
SCHOOL AND CHUPCH.
Kentucky pays hor common school
teachers SL40 ior eaeh pupil. Louis'
ville Courier-Journal.
Sitting Bull has become a very
good Indian. He is lending himself as
a curiosity to Dakota church fairs.
Sioux City Journal.
"A discourse to old bachelors and
maids, young men and maidens, on the
sin of single olessedness,'' was the ad
vertised, title to one of a recent Sun
day's sermons in New York.
Figures showing the growth of
Christianity since its early stages have
been compiled and are as follows: Day
Jof Pentecost, 3,000; end of first century.
300,000; reign of Constantine, 10,000,
000; eighth century, 30,000,000; Re
formation, 100.000.000; in 1883, 150,
000,000. Chicago Tribune.
Forty professors in American col
leges met at Columbia College recently
jfor the purpose of forming a society to
promote the study of modern languages.
A resolution was discussed that the de
gree 01 d. a. smiuiu aw bv conierreu
on any student who could not read
fluently French and German. N. 1.
Times.
The prayer-book now in the pew
President Arthur uses at St. John's
Church is the same that has been used
by all Presidents who have attended
that church. It is a plain, large-sized
hook, bound in smooth black morocco,
with "President's pew" printed in gold
bn it in plain Roman text Washington
"Post.
The Baptists in Virginia have es
tablished a ministers' relief fund fortho
aid of aged and disabled ministers.
One-third of the funds annually re
ceived is invested as a permanent fund,
the annual interest on which, with the
other two-thirds, is used for the relief
of needy minsters and their families.
The permanent funds amount to $6,505.'
N. . Examiner.
The Calvary Bapttrt Church, of
New York, was opened to the public re
cently. It is built of Lockport sand
stone, English Gothic style, with five
front porches and spire 229 feet high.
The building cost $500,000, and the or
gan $20,000. At the close of the sermon
a collection of $30,000 was made. iV.
T. Tribune.
Tho assertion is made bv Rev. E.
E. Hale, over his own signature, that
public schools in Boston are closed by
local school committees to give an op-,
Sortunity for licensing liquor sellers,
y Massachusetts law no saloon can be.
(licensed within a given distance of a
mblic school. By the opportune clos-J
ng of one of the schools for a few days
-eleven saloons obtained licenses, and
(then it was reopened. Boston Herald.
From the altar in the Catholfo
church I was excluded, because there
,is a law that no married priest shall
'celebrate. What ! is God alo '
heaven ? No; ho is in union with oth
ers. , the Trinity of heaven the Fath
er, tne voru, ami ma noiy Uhost is
iittingly represented on earth by an
equally holy trinity, the husband, the
wife and the child. I believe that the
day when priests are allowed to marrv.
the Pope cea-.es to be bishop of Rome,
and the Bible is preached in every pul
pit and read in evevy home, will see tho
reform in France accomplished. Fere
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never marry at all: I hate
men!" Cornelia answered,
r And then her grandmother made the
house too hot to hold her, and she went
to hermothcr's, her usual course when
she fell out with grandma.
Three days passed. At the end of
the third Piety Pratt stepped in at Mrs.
Kashleigh's young Mrs. Kashleigh, as
they called her. though she was nearly
fifty, for grandma was old Mrs. Kash
leigh. "I expect you'll feel upset when I tell
you the news, Cornelia," said she.
"You've been too cruel this time he,
he, he! Orville Spear ha'n't been
heard of since he was at your house.
His mother says he went over to ex
plain and make up, and he never came
5)ack he, he! She thought maybe he'd
stepped over to his brother's, but he
tadn't he, he! I reckon he's drowned
himself!"
"I don't know why the whole town
should talk over my affairs and every
meddling old maid giggle about them!"
cried Cornelia.
Piety jumped to her feet seized her
parasol, and turned towards the door.
"Good afternoon, Miss Cornelia and
Mrs. Kashleigh," she said, with a con
temptuous courtesy. "I'll remember
my manners, if other folks forget theirs.
Only there's other folks as likely to be
old maids as me, and I fancy its Mrs.
Spear's affair now if anything has
happened to her boy!"
Away flounced Miss Pratt
.,Tou'yeJmt Piety in rge. Corne
lia," said Mrs. Kashleigh. "ThatTa a
(tity; she has a long tongue."
ia'nttiiinr.-A.-' -!i-
passed, and you ought to bless your!
stars that you are alive, for people don't
go into the drawing room, somc'inie4
for a fortnight, in this small family."
We use the parlor much more, and I.
am deaf, and so is old Hepsiba. and
you might have died there. Yes, anil
you'd have killed him, Cornelia," added
the old lady, "throwing his pretty dia
mond ring on the floor!"
"O!" moaned Cornelia. "O!"
"It wasn't her fault I was a con
founded fool all through!" cried Or
ville. "I knew that closet had a spring
lock. No; don't blame Cornelia."
"I shall always blame myself!"
sighed Cornelia. "O! how pale vou
are!" v
"And how pale you are, Cornelia!"
sighed Orville. "Did you really care
when you thought I was dead?"
"Ladies," said Grandma Kashleigh,
"now that Orville has recovered and is
getting on, let us go into the other room,
and leave 'these two young folks to
talk things over together."
She led the way, the others followed.
When the tea bell rang soon after, Or
ville and Cornelia came out of the
drawingroom arm in arm, and the wedding-day
was fixed Philadelphia Call.
A Woman Who Could Keep a Secret.
Miss Elizabeth Richards, a member
of the Orthodox Friends' meeting and
a native of this city, who died at her
home in Wilmington on Monday at an
advanced age. conducted a private
school in Philadelphia for twenty-five
years. She then opened a school in
Wilmington, where she was engaged in
her educational profession for a vn-
Itinuous period of fifty-four years, re-
uuug neariy live years ago. me great
est secret of her life was her age, and
this she never told any one, always
avoiding the question when asked. On
her death-bed, a few hours before she
died, she refused to reveal the number
of years she had lived, and destroyed
all evidences of the date of her birth.
It is asserted by one who was familiar
with her and who attended her school,
that she was 105 vears old PhilnA.i.
phia Record.
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Josh Billings went into a harness
shop in New York to get some trivial
thing, and when he was about tn .tt
for it the proprietor said: "Never mind
it doesn't amount to much? vm til
when you lecture you may send me
some tickets." Josh turned and walked
nearly to the door, then slowly coming
back, said: "See here. Mr s . JI5
like a good manv nthor iui..
cast your bread upon the watLa.' '.
you tie a string to it!" d Wat 0lrt-
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A Seal Santa Claus.
As long as Mr. Samuel M. Cortright
was a resident of Mauch Chunk ho glad
dened tne Heart of every poor child in
that town by presenting it every
Christmas with gifts in some shape or
other, and for years his mode of observ
ing Christmas' was the feature of the
day. Now that Mr. Cortright is a oiti
zen of Allentown, he dispenses his
favors to the children of this city, and
the thousands of gifts he distributed
yesterday have added to his fame as
the children's friend. On Monday be
announced that at two o'clock on Tues
day he would distribute 4,000 presents
to 4,000 poor children and invitedjthem
to call around at that hour. Lcn'g be
jfore the appointed time the children
.were on hand, as well as grown per
jsons, who came with the expectation of
jseeing iun, ana tney were not disap
pointed. To lend to the interest of the
occasion Mr. Cortright engaged the
Allentown Band, and the music at
tracted others who would otherwise not
have graced the ooc&sion. At two
o'clock the fun began. Instead of
4,000 poor children being on hand there
were about 400, the town not being able
to raise the hrst number. It is strongly
hinted that many of those who did as
pembletwere not very poor, but wfyb;
pnaraciensiic n Derail ty Mr. Cortright
did not draw the line between the poor
land those better off. The snow, which
fell thick and fast did not appear to
dampen the ardor of the boys, though
some of the younger ones were nearly
snowed under. At first the children
passed by tho windows two by two and
received their presents, but soon this
system was broken up, and then the
presents were pitched out the windows.
This caused a great deal of scrambling
and afforded tne four hundred specta
tors any amount of fan. The gifts con
sisted of portfolio slates, scrap books,
dolls of all sizes and nationalities, nig
ger babies, savings banks, tops, balls,
whips, popguns, tin horns, express
wagons and toys of all kinds and de
scriptions. The fun was kept up for
about two hours. Some of the more
successful grabbers succeeded in get
ting eight or ten toys. The children,
as a rule, all fared well, and in their
estimation Mr. Cortright is the prince
of good fellows. Allentown (Pa.)
Chronicle.
FDNHENT PARAGRAPHS.
They Met by Chance.
In a city a man may ride up and
down on the cars with anothor, stand at
the polls with him, attend the same
church and meet him daily and yet not
know his name for years. Such an in
stance had tho finish put to it yesterday.
A citizen coming down Clifford Street
overtook a gentleman whom he had
talked with at various times, and saluted
with:
"Good morning, Mr. ah Mr. 'horn
good morning?'
"Same to you, Mr. let's see see
good morning!"
"Say," said the first as he halted
"do you want to know my name?" '
"I do." J
Wcll, sir, it's Baker-Christian Ba-
"And mine." replied the other, "is
Cooper-George Cooper. Let us con
sider ourselves introduced and take the
car at the next corner." Detroit Free
Press.
m Three degrees of mining specula
tion Poitiro mine ; comparative
miner: superlative minus.
- Women never will be paid as much
for lecturing as men, simply because
they have done so much of it" for noth
ing. Ciicago Journal.
A woman always carries her purse
in her hand so that other women will
see it: :i man carries his in his inside
pocket ao that his wife won't see it.
Boston Post.
- Live while vou mav Timid n.-is-
senger (as the gale freshened.) "Is
there any danger?" Tar (ominously,)
"Well, them as likes a good dinner had
better hev it to-day!" Chicugo Trib
une. It was loaded-
He blew into Ids vun to see
If luadintr up it needed:
The Jury to u man iijrri'e
The gun blew iifturlie did.
Chicago Sun.
The man who gets up in the morn
ing feeling that he would like to die fo
his country, changes his mind the min
ute he feels in his pocket and tiuds he
has been "stuck with a trade dollar.
Detroit Free Pries.
In a prayer meeting in Westiield,
Mass., a brother aroso and said: "I
want to hear sung that beautiful hvmu,
'Split Doors.'" A ripple of laughter
was suppressed bv a sister who struck
up "Gates Ajar." "That's it! that's
it!" the brother shouted, as he sat
down to enjoy the melody. Boston
Transcript.
A cynical old bachelor, who firmly
believes that all women have something
tosav on all subjects, recently asked a
'female friend: "Well, madam, what
do you hold on the question of female
suffrage?" To him the lady replied,
calinlv: "Sir, I hold my tongue."
'.V. Y. Independent.
A young woman inllolvokc, Mass.,
.called on the City Clerk, ainl. after ex
amining the marriage license register,
ftold him to erae her name, as the
youngr man who had taken out a certifi
cate did it without her leave, and she
did not propose to marrv him. She was'
accommodated. Boston Herald.
A letter was recently received by a
Massachusetts newspaper addressed to
the "Paregoric editor." It was thought
to be intended fortho Paragraph editor,'
but one of the staT, who had just been
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The United States boasts the only
poisonous lizard, the Helodohna, a
specimen of which was recently exhibi
ted at the Central Park Zoo. Experi
ments were tried with it at the Smith
sonian, and the scientist who was bitten
was dangerously affected, but wai re
lieved by immediate attention. Th
saliva is found to:be alkaline, and when
injected into a pigeon caused death in
Bine minutes. They are frequently
found in Montana fighting with snakes
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stone when ten years old, but from that
ag until fourteen they Sut ttm
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baby, said he guessed it was for him,
and it was handed over to him.
'Somcrcillc Journal.
Rev. Mr. Talmage, in a sermon
recently, told of a New York merchant
.who stopped the use of the "vile weej"
and saved his tobacco-monej', and at
tho end of thirty-nine vears he had $20,
102.03. At this rate he would have to
do without tobaceo and save his money
tor Biore than a thousand years before
e would bo as rich as Vanderbilt
.There are manv obstacles in the way of
leading an upright and temperate liK
m mis worm. xorrittown Herald.
Curious Blunders.
Many curious blunders happen in our
every-day life which, if written up.
would be very amusing. For example.
,1 saw a very handsome young fellow
jstandmg at the furnlshlng.oods
counter at Macy's the other day? Look
,lne innocently at the handsome young
lady elerk behind the counter, he re
marked: "Isuppose you have something pretty
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tne leading corn planters of the great
crp -growing region of the west. They
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