i. - ? c .?yya AKTi8in; EjTBusineas and professional cards aCfiyellncs or less, per annumjajsre dollars. IS! For time advertiaemeate, apply at this office. ,, iSTliegal adveitisasients at statue iate8' .:.e- ,.- ' sSTFor transieat .advartlalafviaee rates oa third page. , 1f 53TA11 advertisements- payable monthly . tw jjnrtKO &S" OFFICE, Eleventh St., up ftairs iit Journal Building. terms: Per year Six months Three months Single copies .r-r L.. ' ikWjULl 1W- '.' ac.te a 'a xio COLUMBUS, NEB., WEDNESDAY. MARCH 28, 1883. ' UL.Ailli-r-JNU. JW. WH0LE4N0 672. 11 i ! :o r -3. '!jmW 1 THE JOURNAL. IsSUKD XVSRY WKDNKSDAY, M. K. TTXRNER. &, CO.. - Proprietor! and Publishers. . ... j jz a, f -y-9m. . -A - . -fc. . ui - 5 -QW- 'rt2 Jl at L- . Infin'iAllifTw I u :sJU! I I" I I' 111 I I jl :!, tt U-trot 99 I Lv BTJ8IHESS CAED8. DENTAL PABLOB. On Thirteenth St., and Neiratka Axe., over Friedhvfi store. jarOfflee houra, B to 12 a. m.: 1 to o p. tn. Olla ASHBauoh, Dentist. C lOaMa-Lll.'! 9I7L.E.1VAM. attorneys-ai-la w, I'p.Blair iu UlmL Building. lltb street, AboVethe Now Lank. TT J. UI'IMO. XOTAliY PUBLIC. 12th Stie-t. 2 doors fc-t or HkiuoJ Hoa, C'oiiMfcKS. Neb. Al- pvK. M. O. THIRST. RESIDENT DENTIST. OiE.e over corner of 11th and N'orth-st. All operation-lirst-clasa .iud warranted. c MIUAGO BARBER SHOP! HENK.Y WouDa. 1'RiiP'R. rgTKvervthmi; in tirst-class style. ANn keep the b.-t ot cigars. 'lt.-y p KKR & RKEDEK, A TTOliXEYS A T LA W, Office on Olive M., Columbut-, Nebru-.Ua. 2-tf ft O. A. lU'LLHORT, A.M.. M. D., JlOMEOl'A TII1C I'll i' SI CI AN. 2TTwo Block onth of Court House. '1 eb-phiiiie communication. -l ArcALLINTER BROS.. A TTOliXEYS A T LA W, OlhVe up.sts.Ir- in McAllister's build ing. 11th M. W. A. McAllister. Notary l'ubliL. .1. M. JIACFIRI.AXD. K. COVVDKRY, Ar.zne; s:i i?::; C:IU:t::. LAW AND COLLECTION OFFICE OK MACPAR1.AND &. COWDERx. Columbus, : : : Nebraska. - EO. .. DF.RK1', PAINTER. "STCarne, house and i.igu painting, jla.-im:. paper haiiKinj,', kalsomininj;, etc. clone to order, shop on i:5th St., opposite r iitrine Housi , Columbus Neb. 10-y p II.RfSrilE. Ilth St., nearly opp. duck's store, - Is Hamc-, iaridles, Collars "Whips, B nkts, Curry Coinbs, Brushes, etc., at the lowest possible prices. Repairs Ii mptlj attended to. f W. CMttk, LAND AND INSURANCE AGENT. IlUJll'HBEY, N ESI II. His Iaml comprise some fine tract In the n 11 v. rt-ek alb y , and iti- north ern pustsmi t l'l tte count. T.-tve paid tor non-re-iib-nt-. aitis-i tetioii cum jiit--iJ. 20 y I UU1S bCMRHlHKH, BLACKSMITH AND WAGON MAKER. All kinds of repairing done on short iiutu-e Hiicie-. Wagons etc., made to Older, and ill woik tUHrHUteed. 5y.Stiop opposite the ' ratter.sall," Hive Street. .2"i VJOTHT. TOTKAfllEBK. J B Moncrief. Co Supt . WIS! e in tin otihe at the Court House on the nist Saturday of each month lor the purpose of examining applicant- tor teacher'.- certificat1-. and lor the tran-actton of any other business pe risiiniug to srhools. ffiT-y TAMES M Ylll, CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER. riuu- and e-tmiaten supplied for either lime or trick building. Good work jMurantet d. Shop on 13th Street, near St. Paul Lumber Yard, Columbus, Ne Murkt. f2Cino. J. WAG-NER, Ijverv and Feed Stable. Is prepared to turnih the public vth good team-, biiirsrie- and carriages for all occasions, especially for funerale. Also conduct- .- -ale stable. 44 P. T. Mart Y.v. M. I). F. Sciiuu, M. D.. ( Dentscher Artz. ) Drs. MABTYN & SCRTJG, II. S. Examining Surgeons, Local Surjrpons I mon Pacific and tN. & n. ii. it. it's. COLUMBUS. - NEBRASKA. S-ol-viii-v WILLIAM RYAN, DEALER IN' KENTUCKY WHISKIES Wines, Alts, Cigars a7id Tobacco. SSTSehilz's Milwaukee Beer constant ly on hand. p?2 Ki-tvEXTn St., Columbus, .Nkb. JS. MURDOCH & SON, Carpenters and Contractors. Havebad an extended experience, and will guarantee satisfaction iu work. All kinds of repairing done on short notice. Our motto is, Good work and fair prices. Call and give us an oppor tunitvtoestimateforyou. fSTSbop on 13th SU, one door west of Friedhof & Co's. store, Columbus Nebr. 483.Y THE COLUMBUS FLAX AND TOW CO., Are prepared to receive and psv $3.00 per tou for good clean flax straw (free.from foreign substsucee) delivered on their grounds near the Creamery, in Colum bus Nebraska. COLUM BUS FLAX A TOW CO., GEO. SMITH, Ag't. Columbus. Dec. 0, ls2. o2-3u COLIinBl'8 Restaurant and Saloon! E. D. SHEEHAN, Proprieter. Wbolesale and Retail Dealer in For. eicn Wines, Liquors and Cigars, Dub. lln Stout, Scotch and English Ales. TKentucky Whiskies .a Specialty. OYSTERS in their season, by the case can or dish. UfkStrt,ltkf Pvt. . ADVXKTIS1KSYT3. $1.90 3ll Salt at' J. B. Dels man's for $1.90 a bar rel, and everything at accordingly low prices. 49-tt NEBKASKJFHbUSE; S. J. MARMOT, Piwp'r. N br aska Ave., South of Dpot, A new housed aewly furnished. Good accommodations. Board by day or., week at reasonable rates.. is ' tf a -6 ta"3eta at Flntt-ClaM Table. Meals, 2T Cts. Lodgings.... 25 Cts. 3K-2ff ii-:' H. LITERS & CO, BLACKSMITHS t I AND Wagon Builders, Stn BrlrV Shop oppodte Httatz'n Drag Store. ALL KINDS OF WOOD AND IRON WORK ON WAGONS AND BUGGIES DONE ON SHORT -NOTICE. " Eleventh Street, Columbus, Nebraska. DBfcv TOU WANT THE BEST Illtutrated Weekly Paper published? If so, aub- acribt for Tk WmUj Ormskia. It coataiaa four pages of illnatrations and eight pages of raading matter. It is terse. It is Yigorooa. It is clean and healthy. It gires all the news. Its homa department is full of choice literature. Fanning interests receive spe cial and regular attention. Tt treats inde pendently of politics and affairs. During the year it gives over 200 pages of illustra tion, embracing every variety of subject, from the choice art -production- -p-tb customs, manners and noteworthy incidents and everyday scenes of every people ; and Cartoons upon erents( men and measures. Try it a year, subscription price $2.50 a year. Sample copies and terms to agents, 5 cents. Address THE WEEKLY GRAPHIC, 182 & 1S4 Deakbokn Strut, Chicago. We offer The Weekly Graphic-In Club with The Columbus Journal For J.7.W a year in advance. COLUMBUS STATE BANK! 8t::tu:rit 3ir:i:l s Xitiisl Timr t Itlit. COLUMBUS. XEB. t CASE CAPITAL, - $80,000 DIRECTORS: Lean per Gbbrard, PreSi. Geo. W. Hclst, Vice Prea't. Julius A. Reed. Edward A. Gerhard. Abner Turner, Cashier, BamU of Deposit, -DUcesma aad Cxrsssaaiaie. Cellecttemw Proanptly Tvlade oai mil P!aa. Pmy lattereat ess Tine leee ltn. 274 ALL PARTIES WANTING THE ACME" Pfflll Hill! CLOD CRUSHER -AND- LEVELER! IN BUTLER, PLATTE, DODGE, COLFAX SAUNDERS I COUNTIES, Will send their orders to T.W,HUNT&CO., SCBUYLER, NEBR. 4-VJt SALARY $20 Per week to Uve agents. SoaeUiag new. Bells on sight, the Tkmtzx. or Lifk; represesting the Past, Present and Fu ture. A fine lithograph in six elegant tints. Size 22x39. Send stamp for .circu- iar. Ml Mra Jk CO sFltaaai --'t.Sli' a a.. ra&HCsaaafBBayfB9lBanaRaBSaBBBvV tllST National Bank! AtthMise Capital. - - 8250,000 Casi Capital,- . - 50,000 OFFICERS AXDDIRKCrORJ. .NDJJtaOS.iVea't. . '" - - - ""XM'lf C. SMITHrrce Prts't. O.T. KOEN, Cashier. J. VT. EAKLY, ROBERT UHLIG. HERMAN OEHLRICH. .W. A. MCALLISTER. G-.'AXDERSOy. P. ANDERSON. 1 t -s it it's - ' Foreign and Inland Exchange. Passage TickeUyBeal Estite , Loan ana Insurance. :;y-voi.it-iy B . BECKER & WELCH, j PROPRIETORS OF SHELL CREEZ HILLS. MANUFACTURERS AND WHOLE SALE DEALERS IN 4 FLOUR AND MEAL. OFFICE. COLUMBUS. NEB. SPEICE & NORTH, General Agents for the Sale of REAL ESTATE. Union Pacific, and Midland Pacific R. R. Lands for sale at from 1.00 to $10.00 percre for cash, or on fire or ten years time, in annual p&yments to suit pur. chasers. We have also a larpe and choice lot of other lands, improved and unimproved, tor sale at low price and on reasonable terms. Also business and residence lots in the city. We keep complete abstract of title to all real es tate in Platte County. C-21 COI.IJMIICS. .1EB. HERMAN OHM & BRO. WholoH ile and Retail GROCERS ALSO DEALERS IV PiUalmry'a Beat Miaaeeota, Schuyler Saew Flake aad Schuyler 82 Flear Always kept oa aaad, Every Seek Wavrxaatea. CASH PAID FOR BUTTER AND EGGS. a jQTGoods delivered free of charge to any part of the city. 43 LANDS, FARMS, CITY PROPEifi FOR SALE, AT THE Union Pacfic Land Office. On Long Time and low rate of Interest. All wishing?-to buy Rail Road Lands or Improved Farm1 will find it to their advantage to call at the It. P. Land OifiVe before lookin elsewhere as 1 make a specialty of buying and selling ltmls on commission; all persons wish ing to sell farms or unimproved land will fiod-lt to their advantage to leave tbelr lands .-with tae for sale, at my fa cilities for affecting ale are uriur passed I am prepared to make final pro4tvpr all parties wishing to get a pathtfor their boniesteacls. 5SIIenry Cordes, Clerk, writes and speaks German. ' SAMUEL C. SMITH, Agt. U. P. Land Department, 621-y COLUMBUS, NEB. WE BECKER, dealer in all kinds of FAMILY-GROCERIES! I KEEP CONSTANTLY ON HAND A WELL SELECTED S TOCK. Teas, Coffees, Sugar, Syrups, Dried and Canned Fruits, and other Staples a Specialty. deed IellTere Free le aay part ei the City. I AM ALSO AGENT FOR THE CEL. EBRATED COQUIIXARD Farm aad Spring Wagons, of which I keep a constant supply on band, bnt few their equal. In style and quality, second to none. CAXX AHD UBABK PRICES. i 4- Cor. Thirteenth and K Streets, near i . ' JLVJCJI.-JpCt. Merr Lais Glassware Christmas Presents. Christmas is not the time for making expensive presents. Leave those for weddings and bjrthdays. The simpler the gift, the more suitable, the more Christmassy, will it be. We all remem ber the Eastern tale where the wreath of dowers culled at even shone, by some occult magic, the next morning in all the resplendent hues of precious stones and ablaze with diamonds. Even so your little sprizs of holly, your wreaths of evergreen, that look perhaps homely and commonplace the day before, can be converted by the weird charm of Chriftesas-tide to peerless offerings more wjorthy of acceptance than the most costly giftaat any other time. Christmas i? no time to remind your friends of their fntinuities, even for their souls'. good. Keep books .of sets mans and. moral essays for more suiflbV ble occasions. S)o not present a person who, while advancing in years, is diligently and creditably trying to preserve intact the graces and charms of her earlier days, with "The Evening of Life, or Consola tfons0 for the Aged;" do not give s hopeless invalid a t onvenlent traveling vase, or one with failing eyesight a volume of taAtaliingengruviugs. Those "whose poor fingers are weary -with Bothers' work do not tiud gold thim bles or darning bags any alleviation of their daily toil. Give to such some thing bright and tasteful to remind them that life Is -not all drudgery, or they mere drudges. In the list for Christmas shopping do pot let thev young and happy forget the aged and the unhappy. Such v alue ex tremely any little attentions.- and treas ure them up with. heart-felt thankfulness little dreamed of bj those who only have to wish toTeceive. In remembering cor friends oar gifts -should be the spontaneous outpouring of cur hearts, not the cold, dry, calculat ing result1" of a debtor and creditor ledger, whereby the claims of society -and relationship are satisfied, and "naught beyond." To those whose friends are many and dollars few. we would commend Christ-atas-cards, which are always in good taste. They oftentimes accompany a gift, but they can speak very eloquently when they are sent" by themselves. Christmas cards are among the very few things which axe lovely in spite of being cheap. Some are radiant with a relig ious halo; some recall summer's .birds and flowers in the midst of winter's gloom; others are bright with winter's charm of frost and snow; all are ex pressive of some sentiment, varied to suit different tastes. Adapt those you send to the ideas and characters of those for whom they are intended. Diaries and calendars never come amiss to rich or poor, and as in geueral they com mand a set price, it can not seem mean to give what is always the bet of its kind, besides linkinsr yourself in the re membrance of auother in each passing dav's record. There are manv exquisite little vol umes in poetry anil prose of a religious, contemplative' nature, bound daintily to suit the season. These are lovely re membrances for tho-ie to whom the very word Christina only brius sad memo lies, who cannot join in the festivities of the time, yel who might feel hurt if en tirely passed by. To those of slender means but large hearts we would aLo commend, in the selection of inexpensive gilts that &e always acceptable, baskets and china ware". Who can resin a basket? Who, in the country, can ever see a basket maker" wagon oing by without an irresistible longing to rifle its contents, or iu the c'.tv pa-s a basket-maker's den without "just stopping in." Who ever had as many baskets as they want ed? and who ever had too many? There are the scrap-basket and the gardening-basket, ana the flower and Suit-basket, and the work-basket and knitting-basket, to say nothing of baby baskets, and little children's dear pos sessions in that way. Manv of these vou can ornament yourself, and thus enhance their value, either u itb ribbons or crewel-work, or both together, and thus have a tasteful present at small cost. As to China, the theme is simplv inexhaustible. There are all the quaint Tittle majolica pitchers and Japanese tea-pots and cups and saucers and flower receivers in all sort of odd shapes and sizes. Did any woman ever express herself as satisfied with the amount of China she had possessed? If you buy such an article yourself, you look lovingly at it. and think how pretty it would appear on your own buffet, or in your hanging cabinet, or filled with flowers on your dinner table, aud you sigh. There is the real sacrifice of friendship. And it cost only do not re veal the secret; that might kill the charm; now you have selected it, and relinquished "it, too, for the sake of a Christmas oflering, all the wealth of Aladdin's lamp could not redeem it Its money value is sunk in its sentimen tal value. Indeed, may not this truly be said of all Christmas gifts? The transforming genii have touched them with the wand ol an enchanter. You paid that patient young man or that smiling girl so many shillings in money value for them, but once in your pos session, henceforth they are priceless. Harper's Bazar. m A Strange (.'owplii-atioa. Among the William H. Kennedys of this city, of whom there are no less than five, there is internal dissension that threatens to divide the family against itself. The causcfof the trouble is the result of the election for Coroners. William H. Kennedy was elected Coroner by a large majority; but as there are five of this kind of Kennedy the majority of each is obviously much smaller than that of the Kennedy taken in a lump. To the credit of the Ken- nedys. it must be said that there are only two of them who.' are now threaten ing to cut one another's throat over the result of the election. The most strik ing difference betweeu these two Ksn neays is that one handles spirits and the other bodies. William H- Kennedy, of 364 Third avenue, sells liquor; Will iam H. Kennedy, of 470 Pearl street. Is an undertaker. " Returns from the other three William H. Kennedys have not yet come in. They will no doubt all claim to be the Coroner rather than have any hard feeling In the family. For the presenttbe undertaker and the seller of winks have the floor. A Tribune reporter spoke to William H. Kennedy, of 364 Third avenue, Wednesday, on the subject nearest his heart. Mr. Kennedy was behind his bar. "Are you still laboring under the hallucination," asked the reporter, "that vou were elected Coroner Tnes- "iUUuomation be hanged," replied Mr.-Jfeinedy, inxo, affable ande'nesg iaf manner., "rwar elected by hand somer majoritv. I - nevas'thnnght-1 womld ever, be. the. Coroner" of New Bbt William H. Kennedy claims to 2- - .j:", v,-; .i. Correct, sir. And as I'm William H' Kennedy, I suppose I'm elected. I did all I could to help William H. Ken nedy to be elected. There wasn't m man who worked harder for his election than 'I did; and as he was elected I am Coroner. All the boys call me '"Coroner' now-" .'Did you celebrate your victory last night?" "Oh, yes. I 'blew off the boys. Be fore the'election when the boys came in for money to help the election I sent 'em all down to the undertaker, as he was doing all that sort of work. Of course, it was kind of him." "Inasmuch as he claims to be the one elected, what do you intend to do?" I'm going io consult a lawyer about it. And if I win the case I sfiall prob ably sit on. his body the defeat will kill hi, ile is a nervous, excitable fellow. Everybody-seems to enjoy the joke. At the same time there have" been all sorts of hreatsjigainst me." Ydu propose to bring an action. tken?"A .. "I shall undertake" "But." interrupted the reporter, "if you uudertake you'll lose your identity you'll be toe undertaker." "Well, I'll serve him with an mjuno tion." Mr. Kennedy scorned the idea of hav ing the Kennedy's numbered so that they could be Identified. William" H.' Kennedy, the undertaker, was found in his shop leaning on an empty and upright coffin. -He seemed to be in an excited mood and proposed to take his seat as Coroner if it cost him a cotlin. "You are aware then that there is some doubt as to your being William H. Kennedy r" the reporter began. "Aware! yes, aware!" roared Mr. Kennedy. Yes, sir. Til take that seat if it takes every drop of blood in say body. I'm not Sammy Tilden. No, I'm not I don't propose to give in. I'll roast the other Kennedy's before 111 give up that seat" . You are sure you are the Kennedy, the only real full-blooded Coroner Ken nedy." "Kennedy!" shouted the enraged would-be Coroner. "Coroner Kennedy! Fifty thousand people will tell you Tm the mani" An effort was made to find the three remaining William H. Kennedys, but they were not found As the Coroners elect do not take office until January 1, 1883, it is possible that the feud may run high and that some of them mav be killed off before that time. That would simplify matters. N. Y. Tribune. The Horn Industry. If some of our humble friends with four feet could give expression to their thoughts, they would perhaps accuse man of being a terribly rapacious ani mal. Not only, they might say, doe3 he eat our flesh, but he even utilizes our skin in various ways, and the very horns of our heads are cut and shaped and polished and pieced together, until they assume a hundred shapes which nature never intended they should take. What a shockingly selfish aud grasping creature this man, as he calls liimselt, must be! It may be urged that if our four-footed brethern could speak, they might not have these or any other thoughts to communicate. This, how ever, is a frivolous and superficial ob jection, for does not the power of speech necessarily involve the ability to think? but even If this is not so and in our present mood we are not concerned to dispute the point it is at least certain that if animals could think and speak, the reflections we have put into their mouths would be very natural and appropriate, and from their point of view, even reasonable. Time was when, from this point of observation, we were much greater sin ners than we are now. In former days, and not so long since, either, the horn industry was of considerable importance in this country. There are, indeed, plenty of people who are by no means willing to confess themselves old, who remember when this material was used for a multitude of purposes for which glass and various metals aie uow em ployed. We are apt to think with pity of our forefathers, who used it for their lamps, and lanterns, and windows; but it is as well to remember, on the other hand, that it possessed several recom mendations, by no means to be despised. True, it wa3 not so transparent as could have been wished, nor in those earlier days was it turned out of hand so artis tically as it has been by the skill of more recent times. But then it required a good deal of breaking, and so cur an cestors were spared some of the irrita tions which we unfortunate mortals have to endure. In other directions the substitution of glass for horn has more to be said in its favor. The modern tumbler, for example, is a distinct im provement upon the drinking-horn which it has supplanted. At the present time to come to sober facts horn is used for the most part in the manufacture of combs, knife-handles, and mouth-pieces of pipes, al though it is employed also, to a limited extent, for fancy "articles. It is still utilized, too, for tho hunting-horn, but the orchestral instruments denominated "horns," are now made of brass. Strange to say, one of the best kinds of horn lor artistic purposes is that for which we are indebted to the comely and graceful rhinoceros, and it is. so be cause it is solid instead of being hollow, as most other horns are. It is worth noting, too. that although the breeder has done much to improve the flesh of domesticated animals, it does not ap pear that any improvement has been superinduced either in the size or tex ture of the horns. It is suggested, in deed, that the horns of wUd animals are more permanent than those of the domesticated races. London Live Stock Journal. Banking in the Deafer and Rio Grande Country. It is related tbat"thc President of a bank in the Gunnison region had occa sion to visit Denver, and on his return he met the porter of the bank at the de pot and asked: "Well. James, ha3 the Cashier ab sconded?" "No, sir." Burglars broken in?"' "No, sir." "Bookkeeper Iwen charged with em bezzlement? ' "No, sir." "Been a run on the bank?" "No, sir." "Then everything is all right, eh?" "Yes, sir, except a rumor around .town that you had robbed the bank of S50;000 and sailed for Europe!" Wall Street News. The verdict of the Coroner's jury at Tunbridge Wells, on the death of a child, was: " The child was suffocated, but there is no evidence to show that the suffocation was before or after djtatk"Jafftdica and Surgical BcjvrUr. TjSic-3-3iSr " How to Make Coffee. . . T.d Cmcorv mav be a ?ood and whole- ohtejoot. but 'it is -out of" place' in u cup.of coffee. There isno.ailinityTof one to the other. anL no reasopa earth why thev should be lomed exceot for thepurposesofthe seller Those who reemuit ther.Najwhall House. aieid 4ell you that? they rather like ehicofy m who was with him on the train going to ,thein coffee aits not to be reasoned with, , the PJankinton Houe. 'Mr. Selgroah any more than they who like their clar- j, a3Signed a room on the second floor, etsour. like the economical Scotchman 0f the NewhalL. He had got into bed in the story, of thetr oysters high like and being very tired was almost asleep.. deorge IL Coffee has no fellow, and to when lho 'loud-shrieks' 6t those' shrive miKut with anything mo, is to deprave and around: him told. Jiim-lbatchiruras' the noble berry. The amateur, to be surrounded, 'by lire-i He is waU. ac-J safe, must buy his coffee wh le, takng quaiutedAvith the house, and knew, that care eventhen that he has the true arti- 'tKSr --,? .tVii-w-iv nltfiit two iirtor . . - r cle; for tho Ingenuity of. wicked men nan gone so xar as to laoncate imitation potie-uemes. those who affqet to be it:., wuunuiwcun uu men L-uuw t- erai years tjeioreuiey use it. ne-bemgfttifyng.wnn. woipesl and- child held to mellow and ripen the berry, rushed "about creamingAt the top course shoull be done at home.- DeaulwVfiftiim.lk'A fw fnim.f th stuirwim a ii. istLTb baic ij iuu luoaLiu:, n uilu ui I lia Tlivr nA a lha PaapKm r.Ak rt . . fcwut always roasted h s.' coffee with his own illustrious nana;, "in an engine groped about in-tho ithick amokei aad for the purpose." so Pope told l'r. Ar- St.emi-d paralyved and unable., to .act. lmthnot What that engine was Sve Mr. Seligman sirs: t to6Vra-drink as should uke to know, for, strange as-it .quick'asil co Iifraadlwhea'-Lfo heaia may seem, and a proof of the gross, ig- i kept the tact that I Uailueen injthati norance which surrounds this part of 6ufldinT awav troiv mv Wife" until the subject, there is not now extant any i twentyfouflio- rs had pissed 1 V? - ' 'simple eoffee,roast ng apparatus such t Mr. F.M. Merrill of IilWaukteti'5- as the bachelor of mo Jerate means and vivo-, "was called upoaj'ntVthiGraml smalappiancejcaause with his own Pacific 'Hotel lat niglit bv'a remirter, hand. There are -several patent ma- if or the 7 Y;e?. Mr. Merrill stated that chines of elaborate construction, of che had been sold Tnjamia? Jice, which the best is a cylinder which cierk at the Newhalf Hohse. ;hat Cap goe round by clock work; but their tain James Vose.D. G; P.AveraudI. W. fault is that they roast m re than is 'Van Loon, who were among tkV victims. necessary for one man's us. and coffVe '.mjcrht have been saed' had thev se-. to be good should be- fresh roasted niained looI. .'Ihe clerknud the three, the day it is made. The volatile ele- raen alluded to were in a room on tho ments in which so much of tha value as third, floor, from which 'a la der hud well as thf havor of cofl'ee resales bees thrown to the National Exchango speedily evaporate -after they have once Bank. 4 At" tho request-, of tho others been developed by the action of fire. Tice was" the first to cross; reaching tho The next step is the grindin r. or rather othpr s1deMn safetv. For some reason pounding: for coffee, for the due evolu- or other the -men who we re. behind him tibn of its ethereal essence, should he failed to cross,-and either jumped or fell Druisea into a more or less. hne powder not cut, as it is in: all the grinding- Merrill s theory of the fire' is that it machines of commerce. The Easterns, 1 started fora oae.'of. theiire-pla.es 'He who are the best of coffee-makers.- lay savs the hearthstone was .but seven great stress on , this point. TheymnVe eighths of 'an inch in thickness and their coffee with a pestle and mortar, so rested on woodenjoists. His father, as to preserve the oily particles in great- N. .MerrilU-wao- was .formerlw-in .the est perfection: and reduce it to. a fine .marble, business, had repaired" some. of powder, which is cooked in water like the grated in thp Ntwhall House several soup and wholly continued. This hi3t, years ago. and at the time called atten h .wever. is a detail which the amateur rinn trDtl fut tht thov-wim-p Mi.'fp. need not follow unless his taste -has been , .n far rti.;olnltnrl no . r..f.-.. U.l ov .. yy.,, u.u..u . iV -j-inci iuo matter, ana neany an remaineu in ineir thick, muddy decoction of the East to original condition: Chicago Ttmts'M the more artificial product of the West .or aitor.wk hs brides Izq Tlie coffee being ground, and no more , Terhaps-the most heart-rending inci ground tiiai is needed for immediate dent to be found in the whole catalogue use, now comes thealMmpprtaujprou- of d sasters was the case of John Gil ess of making. The s nipiest way of bert nd hi beautiful vounsr wife. Mr. making coffee is the iet. aways ear- i albert was a native of Massachusetts, mg m mind that dhe object is to secure and was a light comedian of unusual the union ot the coHee with the vvater at the c-act point of boiling, neither tefore nor after a process which is a momentary and delicate someth'ng be tween infusion and decoction. There are two uavs y which it can be accom pFshed. The first is t prn the water on the coffee, which is the more common practice; the other is to co'lee Into the wa'er. throw the which is far the more simple. All that is needed is a sa icepan narrower at the top than at the bottom with a long wooden handle. Into this meaauie potir the exact quantity of vvater required, the proportion of'wbich to coffee is a matter of taste, betting the aucepnn over a brisk lire, and with our measure of coffee ready to hand, watch for the lari bubbles to appear. Then take the sau pan off and throw in the coffee, and with a shake or two put it back on the lire for a couple of seconds. Take it off and let it rest for two or three minutes before pouring off into the cup or coffee-pot By this proce-s. the nicetv of which depends uoou catchino- the exact moment of boiling, and in not overdoing the second time of boiling, blanket had been stretched out to rc yon will have coffee in the-fullest devel- cejve them, but the body of (.ill.ert. oprnent of flavor and aroma. If the ' which reached the gro nd first, went process is prorerly carried out. there through like a'stoneVnd 'rnck tfcc will be no need of a strainer Tfor after cavement with a sickening crash The two or three minutes the' grounds will body or Mri ilbert fell beside her settle to the bottom of the saucepan - husband's, and the-two were picked up and there will bo a plensint troth at the bruised and- crnshed almost-bevond top. such as is never seen in coffee made m-oniition. Mrs. Gilbert died on the on any other plan, toffee should be aranK as soon as it is made, which sug- ges's the reason why it is never good :n .q0 Herald. t clubs and hotels where, even if all - other provisions exist for good coffee; it Bur-tlnsr of fcna. iul0SSritJS ,'"ed, aUdf: WithrnthfelastlelTmonthstherehas m too large quantities. been an epidemrcofgun-bursting. Fir,t ... .ai auj vunj nucic, The 'ewhalP House Fire. stories of suuvivors. W. J. Hill, of New York, a commer- cial traveler, was an occupant of the Newhall House. Milwaukee, at the time of its destruction by lire. He is now at the Palmer House, and .ast uigh,t told u.c My ui ii narrow escape iu re- porter for the Time- His room was iO. 210, on the third floor, three doors mors JlY from the elevator. UOrtlV alter IOUr o'clock in the morning he -as awakened from a sound sleep by a terrible lare of light striking him foil in the face and almost blinding h.m He savs taut even at that moment he fully realized the was in. Uutside he could hear the crashing of timbers, the snappingsound of the raging lire, and over and" above it all the uneaithlv shrieks of struggling humanity lie openeu me aoor 01 ins room, nnu a sheet of flame sent h'm staggering against the wall. He threw up the window Htiil tlmrp hofnro hitii i-fa small balcony,' covered with snow. Stepping out on 1 1 this, the ruddy glare 1 of light showed him an appallingscene. , Men hung-from the windows above, and , struck the balcony he wa3 on wun .a siPKenintr mini firm ininiiioii jn iiip r , .. . i -!., ..'..,-L as arule.coffee is worse than m England, -which btirst on I oard ship: then on the even wheu every core is tasen to have lhth of October a twenty eight centime the pure article. The. chief cause of itecGermsn breach-loading gun at Wil failure is through a fixed idea m the belmshaven, when, the men be.ug all mind of the British plain cook1 that jg-. Coyert no tlaunge appears to water once boiled is equivalent for all I j e-Heen done toiife. Pfeces of it, practical purposes to boiling water. -weiWii-two thousand pounds, wpre. SLJume Gazette. J according to the MuqtUOourg GazetU. street below. Women called fo him to ing lucomotive in the yard of the save them, and from below came the r Delaware, Lackawanna N: Western Com sound of many voices crying out to him pany. He was rescued and taken' to to jump. A woman in the next room to the "hospital. He " told? the hosnital him smashed tho window of her apart- .physicians that he had attempted tdkill ment, and, frantic with grief and terror, 'himself bv- forcing a 'large brooch-p'n shou'ed to him for God's sake to take into his body just below the heart The her with him. It was but a short space pin was probed for. but could .not be from the balcony to her "window, and found. On Saturday, Dr. Counell. the she had presence of mind enough left t attending physician while examining to make the leap, which she ditL. falling Hartmann. came to the conclusion that headlong on to the balcony. A man the pia had worked itscH through, the named Fles h succeeded in getting on maris body -to the back. He made a the balcony in the same manner, as did I small incision andremoved the pin. It uu uuiwi x-un.K. uu".'j-' ;- spreads ana aresses were , raaae into a rope, and on this the three men ue scended to the balcony below first Pol lock, then Hill, and lastly Flesch. The Times informant thinks the woman got down in the Fame way, but he does not know it for a certainty. At air events, the three men on the 'balcony with 'her left her still standing there as if afraid to scale the hastily-improvised rope.,. Maurice Seligman, a Milwaukee 'dis tiller, arrived In M lwaukee from Osh Jcesh at 3:30 on the monuax oi taa fire, .1 -.si? eJ le i iS .n .f Mis "; ,h rwi fc; ottuhmJ ;"tK now at me snerman xiuuse m m ' bu nin? buiMiBrtoia-eio.ier forCthe i jaj Mt niuht. He savs tbat.iot wiflhinzodiitflrb- his-househola -af that) ' ;-i.."... :-4.;-,; u nMMa !- CJtn uvsi-iA. - ni- niuijiiuxi aav "5i" fcf z&i hisTodni He got oiHo'theelli 1'lie elevator .shaft vwas and' put" up at..the NawhalLHo. je. Ht w literally a.riiUHrr.ai?tVrbud' hl vl"3l,eiin? m f of the rims-n011"" 0f ure 're o-iare" aii ahnr rjiit' Uin smotfi be Off Was an? 5 unpir voicei. .tbpi" knew not wnien iana followed him down -but ; others to the around and were killed. Mr. J Xo attention .was. howeverj'paid to-tho 1 .-. k . M- ' F ' 11 4 - 1 1 nbilhv. He nlaved at the Olvmnic The- nter in Chicago witlu the -lunple Alli ,i - .:.. .i ..'i'.ji ii: ance' T Company, a short tmieago.and had been engageit bv Mr Rogers, the manager of tlieMinnfe "Palmer Compu nv. to take the place of Graham in "My Sweetheart." Mrs..ilbert was a Miss Sutton, of Louisville. Kv She met Mr. ' Gilbert in that city'some twayear ago. and thn two ffinnd a. mutual attach- meat.. At his request she came tu Chi cago, and the pair vveie united iu ruar-r-'age last-.Monday'in this 'city: Mrs. Gilbert intended to ac.-ompanyher hus banl on his trip to Europe, aud everv preparation luul been made for the journey. They occupied a room on the .third floor, and when tho flames vvvre bur-ting nto the room Mr. Gilbert hastily wrapped a sealskin saequ" around his wife, and the two were seen by the crowd below, standing on tins iron" bal cony outside the window. One hist em braee was indulged in. and then the unhappy pair, the morning of whose wedded life had dawned so brightly. thrpTr tlnm9plv fmrtt 1 h tvili-niiv. A spotTbut her husband still lived at last. .tf,on- r;t,i-n,iL-, sinful in chicu. or ftU wa na(i tfltoKriiPD naval gun. ipp thrown more than one hundred vanls. A little later in October a six-inch' En glish brea h-loadef burst' at ShoeBury ness, again luckily without damage to lifo Tlio i.ann frtt ita failure uia ff8nnd to be a flaw In tho inner steel , tubet which could . not be seen till, the buTat took Uce Austria. jiotto beleft JbugbehinUhand.VfolIovyedvith "the - bifrsf-Jof "a" breech-loading mortar "at Kelixdorf on.the 7th of November.. This j.tjm unhappily, if the Comhs . Uasette ZQ no!iritn In ita i nnunt n f'o tt'stfi uoa ;a nnptiiitn In its n nnnnt n foTt-iill U'la ""t - ni.i v,,: rtZntUrtrtn. ,; '..-i , I ;untiinint cftrornltr wrTTf?Ai?" 'IliA Freacu manage to 'kt.ep t,eir .a. : ?im ', ,,,iM ace dents there j retfygoo,! eviuence-thht there ear. but I has been at least one failure with their orduance. v ith the exception ot the twoGerman guns, each burst represents What an apple of- discord for the artil- iei isi. rai-i.uuit uuzciil. f "A Man'-r Bo'Jy P.erceu'by a Pin.' c Two weeks ago last Saturday night Englebert Hartniann, a watchmaker in the employ of Jeweler C W. Freeman. after having thrust abropch-pin into, his body witlioutenerie nciug "any serfoits - F. j 4 lM,kr L.tntilrt iMt n. . -wax nve inunos "in lennn. ana tiarT;- manu said that he made it himself. J& went in but a little dUtance below the Eointuf the heart, and came out of the ack-directly opposite. " Hartmnan is gettng along nicely, and appears to have no particular desire t6 take, his ovn life.' Scranlon ( Pa. f Republican. o . r- f 3 A French p?per tells how a Geman professor who intended to shoot his wife arid then himself was"so forgetful'that be t egan with' himself- and laflteted'a serious, wouad . - i - a . Jf5p? JjU 30 v fc3 RELIUIOUS AND EDTJCATIOSAX. ' A'ladyby the name-'otf RevTMrs. Woodrow. of Hutetfnoa-,-'Ksii;.-fia been licensed to preach the.UnivealUc doctrine. CD -osS$rlwhp' breakaown Ttf the public schools are not; asaaUyT the'OMs who get up in the moraiag aad. -stake their own beds, dust their, rooms. and help washishes. Boston 'Traveller. Henry Ward: Beecherhsi-looked over several Sunday Escaeoljibranes. and it is his candid ODinion thatehrhteen Twoks out of eveTT tweirrv are too boshy I forrany-intelugenc child to read. X. :JT. I'ost. A Dres.ch.er at Henderson. Kv . puiieu up neioretue-cirv court? aa fined. The tines ranged from $20 to maixP-icsfh--yr,, l v. liIiae" course of a recent discussion --w r- - v--- . - -..., in ist. Louis on school discipline one speaker deprecated the usual aeath-like Stillness of "the school-room, assertins: V that he hid foaml the rooms harinsr a business-like buiz doiug tho best work. , , A Missouri teacher makes the study 'of'geography interesting to his pupils by 'beginninsiat ltorne,".taking"trrecountia3. locations and boundaries; next States, upon the same "plan; then the United 'States, until the whole subject is mastered.-. J3.ki .a j: . J? f zrJler.Mc2 Poad. Superintendent of the Chineso work" at San Francisco, un- ferthe supervision, of -the" American Board, has organized fifteen schools 1 with? thirty pae jteaohers and' 2,257 scnoiars. tie reports -iai nopeiui cou-1 versions since the beginning of the work. Interior. Mr. Wr. T. Harris, in a recent ad dress in New Haven, declared that In his experience of ""examining' several hundred applicants for the position of .teachers in the public schools, ho had always found thosewho were proficient nh'the studyof 'grammar the best' teach 'erxzNew Haven Register. . -. The church in London ofwhich Rev. Newman Hall is pa-tor ha3 1,123 members, and nearlv G.tJtXV'schoIara in .theHS Suuday s.'booli. Thera are 17 societies i'oc temperance and home ;and foreign mission work The church building cost about S 500.000." The Lin- I coin tower, which is a conspicuous feat- ure, was-bmlt by American donations. The whole maouut coutribiitcd by the churches of Ihis country annually for benevolent 'and1 congregational purposes- is SlOG.9t52.0OO. Of this large sum" the amount collected for purely benevolent purposes is $"5 1, 339.140. The 'amount .contributed for churcli purposes, meaning thereby the main tenance of the church, .sustaining the ministry. Advance. et. 5s ? $75.352.8. The Hi Liniua naxouc one missionary io ev- eryjl.OJO.Op ol, its population. An eminent" mlssinnarv writes that the great demand is 'or women missionaries. All the women of ( liiiia are Buddhiats. and a- such, are very devout. As women, there Is no clsan e fo them to go to Heaven Their only chain e is that if they are good her. they may be sent back toear h a men, and thus be allowed a chance of reaching Heaven: Cltuayo Tribjitw. Climate iu Old and Sew England. Taking a broad aud comprehensive "view of" the E'sgTsh climate the year rouud. I do not know how I can better describe the situa ion than b spying each u.unth iu the Juigl sh v ear is but a reprudiictiou of the correspon ling New England month verv much milder drawn. This is best !icwu bv going a little into details. The hottest months in England are July and August, the same as with us 3et in England the meati tern; er.ttti'e oi -uh au I August is about sixt. dere". .lamiary and December are England's coble ,t months; yet the mean temperature is about thirty degrce-. It is aid that the tem peratu e that is th ino-.t conducive to the physical prosperity of the human race is be ween tittv and sixtv degrees. The temperature of Gieat hritaiu. year in aud vear out. comes ne.tret to this standard of any country on the face of the esv-th. I should suv that .September and October in England were very like September and October in New England, with the exception that October is not quite as cold ns our October, and that their September is not liable to show in its early days any of thoe hot-spells .that- so often characterize the. first part 'of our September. November in En gland, as with us, is a gloomy month, but colder there than here- February in England Lsa chilly, damp monthMarch is a warm edition of our March. There are some common English sav- .ings, which emphasize some of its char acteristics, ror instance, larch Many weathers:" or another expression, often heard in England, among out-of-door workers, which is a very apt one. as applied to an English March day, is "ten tine davs in one afternoon, an expression well calculated to give one Ian idea of the way sunshine and clouds. rain aim lair weamer. rupiui, nucruaio on an average English March after noon. 1 found as 1 traveled and stud ied England that I had somehow im bibed at home very many false Ideas about the country. For illustration. I had "always supjtosed tha an immense amount of rain fell there, and that a large proportion of the days of almost any season there were rainy ones. I suppose that that impress'on was deep ned by the constant reiterat'on of the story of some gentleman going to En gland to see the country for ninety days and finding everyone of those ninety days rainy Ones. I spent about ninety days in England in the s ring of 1882. anil in all that time I had for the most fiart clear skies above me and saw bnt ittle rain. What rains there were were light. When it does ram in England it seems to rain ea-ily and quietly, and their rains do not seem so penetrating as ours. Figures prove that the rain fall in England is less than in the Unite-!" States'. The average annual rainfall at Cambr'dge. Mas., is report ed at thirty-eight inche?; in Ohio, thirty-six inches: in England, thirty-two inches. Cor. Boston Journal. Kept at Bay by the Uo;r. Mrs. Betsuy Bradley, an aged. wealthy lady residing in la i Haven, was seriously injured Sundar under singular circum stam es. During the absence of the family at church she went to the barn and finding a pitchfork wedged under the door trie I to pnll it out. hile sha waa-.doiug this the door was thrown but oLplace and fell upon her. crushing her down and IiohPng her so that she could not rise. Her cries brought two or three in.the vicinity, but they dared not ap proach her on'account of a savage bull dog belonging on the premises, it was half an hour before the family returned from church and extricated the old lady. One shoulder had been dislocated ami one hip fractured, and her injuries are considered dangerous. -Hartford (Cona.) Cottrcmt. -J ;. .