The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, November 29, 1882, Image 1
KATES OP ADVKKTIMI-1G. 0fttpt r5TBu3ine33 and professional card of five lines or less, per annum, five dollars. "S3 For time advertisements, apply at this office. GTLegal advertisements at statu rates ISTFor transient advertising, rates on third page. ETA11 advertisements payable monthly. K. T&-OFFICE Eleventh St.. rip ftairs in Journal Building. x ikums: Per year . . ix inonths Three months single copies VOL. XIIL-NO. 81. COLUMBUS, NEBM WEDNESDAY. NOVEMBER 29, 1882. WHOLE NO. 655. THE JOTJKNAL. ISSUT.D EVERY WKDN'KSDAY, M. Iv. TURNER & CO., Proprietors and Publishers. lie 82 oe 1 so 5 m . 4 v ( i AS CONGRESSIONAL DELEGATION. C. H. VanW yck, U. S. Senator, Neb raska Citv. Alvin Saundkr.s,U.S. Senator, Omaha. E. K. Valk.sti.vk, Rep.. West I'efnt. T.J. Majors, Contingent Rep., Peru. STATE DIRECTORY: ALBtNUa Nanck, Governor, Lincoln. S.J. Alexander. Secretary or State. John Wallieus Auditor, Lincoln. . M. B-irtlett, Treasurer, Lincoln. C.J. DiUvoith, Attorney-General. W.VT. W.Jone-., Supt. Public Instrur. C.J. Xopcs. Warden of Penitentiary. w)7;,Al,bie-V' t Prison Inspectors. C.H.Gould, 5 J. O. Carter, Prison Physician. H.P. Mathewson.Supt. Insane Asylum. JUDICIARY: George B.Lake.l Associate Judges. Atna-:i Cobb. S. Maxwell, Chief Justice. KOlTKTH JUDICIAL DISTRICT. J. W. Post, Judge, York. M. H. Reese, District Attorney, Wahoo. LAND OFFICERS: M. B. Hoxie. Register, Grand Inland. Win. Ativan. Receiver. Grand I -land. LEGISLATIVE: State Senator, M. K.Turner. " Representative. (i- W. Lehman. COUNTY DIRECTORY: .1. G. HiggitK, County Judge. John Stan tier. Countv Clerk. c. A. Newman, Clerk Dist. Court. J. W. Early, Treasurer. !).". Ivavanaiigti. h-riri'. L.J. ( rmnr. Surveyor. .M. Maber, i Joseph Rivet, V Countv Commissioner. 11. J Hud-on, ) Or. A. Heintz, Coroner. J. E. Moucrief Supt. of Schools. WlSiSfusj-icesofthePeace. CITY DIRECTORY: J. R. Measlier, Mavor. A. B.CotTroth, Clerk. J. B. Del-mau, Treiurer. W. X. HenIey, Police .Indue. I. E. North, Engineer. CHUXCILMKX: 1st Ward lohn Rickly. G. A. Sliroeiler. '2d Ward Pat. Hav. I.Ghuk. 3d Ward J. I'mu-'cn. A. A. Smith. CulumhuN Iol Office. open on Sunday- trmll a.m. to 12m. and from 4:30 to tf i". m. Ilu-ino hours except Sunday (I a . m. to S p. si. Eastern mails clo-e at' 11 a.m. Western mails close at 4:1. r.Sl. Mail leave- Columbu- for Lost Creek. Genoa. St. Eduards, Albion. Platte Center. Humphrey, Madison and Nor folk, e-ry day except Sundays) at l:aj p. in. " Arrives at 10:. "i. For Shell Creek and Creston, arrives at 12 m. Leaves 1 i. M.. Tue-days. Thurs day and Saturdays. For Alexis, Patron and David City, Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays, 1 P. M Arrives at 12 SI. For Conklinc Tuesdays and Saturdays 7 a. in. Arrives G n. ni. same davs . i;. I. Time Table. Eastward Bound. Emigrant. No.ti. leaves at Pas-eng'r. 4, " Freiirht, " 3, " Freiirht. " 10, " Westward Bound. Freight, No. i, leaves at Pas-eng'r, " 3, " Freight, " !. " Hmiirrant. 7. " 0:2.i a. in. 10:.rkS a. m. 2:1." p. in. 1:30 a. m. 2:00 p. m. 4:27 p. in. 0:00 p. m. 1:30 a. in. Every day except Saturday the three li'ies leading to Chicago connect with V P. train- at OmahaT On Saturdays there will be but one train a day, as hnwn by the following schedule: B. & M. TIMK TABLE. .:J.i a. si. 0:30 " . 7.20 7:40 " S:25 " .S;.Vi " !i:..o " . !t:."i0 ' 10:!."i ' lt:l." " 11:10 " 11:4.". SI. Leaves Columbus. 44 Bell wood " David City, Garrison. " Ulysses, " Staplehurl, .. ' Seward,.. 44 Rubv Milford. 4 Plea-ant Dale 44 Emerald. Arrives at Lincoln, l.efivp- Lincoln at 2:25 1 si. and ar- rives in Columbus 3:30 v. si. Makes close connection at Lincoln for all points east. West and -oiitb. O., X. A B. H. ROAD. Time Schedule No. 4. T take effect June 2, Sl. For the government and information of employees only. The ompanv reserve the rirbt to vary therefrom at pleasure. Train- daily. Mindavs excepted. Outward Bound. Inward Bound. OlUIUMIs :. I..VI. t Norfolk 7:20 a.m. Los tC reek 5:21 Muuson 7:47 " Madison .:2G ' Humphrey!! :05 ' PL '" ntre !:- " Lo-tCreeklO.Oii " Columbus 10:.Vi ' PL Ceutre5:42 IIuuiphievtf;25 Madi-oii '7:04 Muiisou 7:43 Norfolk S:04 ALBION BRANCH. Columbus 4:45 r. si. Albion 7:!3 a.si. LostCreek5:31 - I "t. Edward:30 -4 Genoa . 0:10 Genoa !:H 44 St.E(lward7:(H " Lo,t CreekO:5!J 44 Albion 7:47 4 Cohunbusl0:4. " H. LITERS & CO, BLACKSMITHS AND AVa 2:011 Builders, Brick Shop opposite H-Iutzs Brus Storr. ALL KINDS OF WOOD AND IRON WORK ON WAGONS AND BUGGIES DONE ON SHORT NOTICE. letenth Street, Columbus, yebrasia. 50 ?JEBKASKA HOUSE, S. J. MARMOY, Frop'r. lebraska Ave., South of Depot, COLUMBUS, 3fEB. A new house, newly furnished. Good accommodations. Board by day or week at reasonable rates. 3TetP a Flrt-Clas Table. Meals 25 Cts. Lodgings.... 25 Cti. 3S-2tf COL u'iw BUS I Restaurant and Saloon! E. D. SHEEBAIS, Proprietor. tSTWholesale ind Retail Dealer in For eign Wines, Liquors and Cigars, Dub lin Stout, Scotch and English Ales. 1ST Kentucky Whiskies a Specialty. OYBTERfl in their season, by the case can or dish. iltkStrMt,Smtkr Dqit BUSINESS CARDS. pORXKUIUS 4c SUlLIVAM, A TTORXETS-A T-LA W, Up-stairs in Gluck Building, 11th street, Above the New bank. TT J. HlD0, NOT A BY P TTBLIC. 12th Strwt. 2 doors west of lUmmond Hoate, Columbus, Neb. 491-y P- M. 1. TUUBSTO., RESIDENT DENTIST. OtSce over corner of 11th and North-st. All operations lirst-class and warranted. C CHICAGO BARBER SHOP! HENRY WOODS, Prop'r. ESTEvery thing in first -clas style. Also keep the best of cigars. 510-y r EER A: ttEEDEK, A TTOR2TETS AT LA W, Office on Olive St., Columbus, Nebraska. 2-tf r G. A. IIULLHORST, A. M., 31. D., OMEOPA Till C PUT SI CI AN, ESTTwo Blocks south of Court House. Telephone communication. 5-ly ArcALLlMTER BROS., A TTOJRNETS AT LAW, Office up-stairs in 3IcAllister's build inir.. 11th St. W. A. 31cAllister, Notary Public r . KVA3IS. M- PHYSICIAN it SURGEON. 227" Front room, up-stairs in Gluck building, above the bank, llth St. C'Uls answered nieht or day. 5-6m J. SI. SIACKARLAND, B. R. COWDKRY, AU-TS87 si VSOsj PsW : C:U:t:r. LAW AND COLLECTION OFFICE OF MACFARIjAND & COWDBRr, Columbia, : : : Nebraska. EO. . DERKT, PAINTER. 233"Carri:i!;e, house and st?n painting, -rlazing, paper hanging, kalsomining, etc done to order. Shop on Kith St., opposite Emrine House, Columbus, Neb. 10-y Ti H.RUSCHE, - llth St., nearly opp. duck's1 store, SelU Harness. Saddles, Collars, Whips, Blankets, t urry Combs, Brushes, etc., at the lowest possible prices. Repairs promptly attended to. c .ARK 4c UKEHERT, LAND AND 1NSUBANCE AGENTS, HUJiriir.EY, NBBE. Their Iinus comprise some fine tracts in the Shell Creek Valley, and the north ern portion ol Pl.-tte cotinty. Taxes paid for non-residents. Satisfaction guaranteed. -0 y BYRON SIILLETT, Justiceofthe Peace and Notary Public. KYKO M11J-ETT, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Columbus Nebraska. N. B. He will give close attention to all business entrusted o him. 24s- T OUIS SCHKEIBER, BLACKSMITH AND WAGON MAKER. All kinds of repairing done on short notice. Buggies, Wagons, etc., made to order, and all work guaranteed. iSTShop opposite the 44Tattersall,' Olive Street. '2r TITAtiER Ac U'KNTCOTT, ATTUE CHECKERED BARN, Are prepared to furnish the public w'th good teams, buggies and carriages for all occasions, especially fur funerals. Also conduct a feed and sale stable. 4!) r..MEs PEARSALL IS PREPARKD, WITH FIRST - CLASS A PPA RA TUS, To remove houses at reasonable rates. Give uim avail. OTICE TO TEACHERS. J. E. Moncrief. Co. Supt., Will be in his office at the Court House on the first Saturday of each month for the purpose of examining applicants for teacher's certificates, and for the transaction of any other business pertaining to schools. iHii-y C OL.UMBUS PACKING COH COLUMBUS, - NEB., Packer and Dealers in all kinds of Hog product, cash paid for Live or Dead Hogs or grease. Directors. R. H Henry, Prest.; John Wiegius, Sec. and Treas.; L. Gerrard, S. Cory. TAMES SALMON, CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER. rians and estimates supplied for either frame or brick buildings. Good work jruaranteed. Shop on 13th Street, near St. Paul Lumber Yard. Columbus, Ne braska. 3- 6mo. WILLIAM RYAN, DEALER IX KENTUCKY WHISKIES Wines, Ales, Cigars and Tobacco. ygSchilz's ililwaukee Beer constant ly on hand. ffl Elkvexth St., .Columbus, Neb. Brs. MITCHELL & MAKTYH, COLinBUi mm & imm mmi Surgeons O.. N. t B. H. R. E., Asst. Surgeons TJ. P. Ry, COLUMBUS, NEBRASKA. JS. MURDOCH & SON, Carpenters and Contractors. Havenad an extended experience, and will guarantee satisfaction in work. All kinds of repairing done on short notice. Our motto is, Good work and fairpricei. Call and give us an oppor tunity to estimate for you. "e"Shop on 13th St., one door west of Friedbof & C'o's.stre, Columbus, Ifebr. 483-v ADVERTISEMENTS. FIRST National Bank ! COLUMBUS, WEB. Authorized Capital, Cash Capital, S250.000 50,000 OFFICERS axd directors. A. ANDERSON, Pres't. SAM'L C SMITH. Vice Pres't. O. T. ROEN, Cashier. J. W. EARLY, ROBERT UHLIG. HERMAN OEHLRICH. W. A. MCALLISTER. G.ANDERSON, P. ANDERSON. Foreign and Inland ExcSSbge, Passage Tickets, Real Estate, Loan antt Insurance. 2!-vol-l3-ly BECKER & WELCH, PROPRIETORS OF SHELL CREEK MILLS. MANUFACTURERS AND WHOLE SALE DEALERS IN FLOUR AND MEAL. OFFICE, COLUMBUS, NEB. Dr. A. HEINTZ, DEALER IX U. .MIES. CHEMICALS. WUXES, LIQUORS, Fine Soaps, Brushes, PERFUMEBY, Etc., Etc., And all articles usually kept on hand by Druggists. Physicians Prescriptions Carefully Compounded. Eleventh street, near Foundry. COLUMBUS. : NEBRASKA. SPE1CE & NORTH, General Agents for the Sale of REAL ESTATE. Union Pacific, and Midland Pacific R. R. Lands for sale at from $3.00 to $10.00 per acre for cash, or on five or ten years time, in annual payments to suit pur chasers. We have also a large and choice lot of other lands, improved and unimproved, for sale at low price and on reasonable terms. Also business and residence lots in the city. We keep a complete abstractor title to all real es tate in Platte County. C21 COLUMBUS. NEB. PUTS BEST ! BUY THE Patent Roller Process MINNESOTA FLOUR! ALWAYS GIVES SATISFACTION, Because it make a superior article of bread, and is the cheapest flour in the market. Every sack irarranfed to run alike, or money refunded. HERMAN OEHLRICH & BRO., GROCERS. l-3m WM. BECKER, DEALER IN ALL KINDS OF FAMILY GROCERIES! I KEEP CONSTANTLY ON HAND A WELL SELECTED STOCK. Teas, Coffees, Sugar, Syrups, Dried and Canned Fruits, and other Staples a Specialty. GeedN DeliTerl Free te part of the City. T I AM ALSO AGENT FOR THE CEL EBRATED COQUHXARD Farm and Spring Wagons, of which I keep a constant supply on hand, but few their equal, in style and quality, second to none. CAIX AMD LEASH PRICES. Cor. Thirteenth and K Streets, near A. it N. Depot. OUT OF TOWN. Close the shutters, Mary, darline: Clos the slats, and leave no craakf Put our pet Imported starling In the Second story "back. Pull the blinds at every casement Down unto the window-Sill; Take the poodle to the basement. Take him there and keep him itQL Swathe in dull brown-linen covert All the parlor-furniture; TU the cook to see her lovers At the door with air secure. Set us then our meals diurnal In the back room jrently down Put it in the FauliUm Journal Thst -The Smiths are out of town Puck. OSTRICH-HUNTLNG. Exciting Episodes on the African Prairie How the Craziest or Game is Driven Into the Meshes of the Hunters' Nets. Captain James Fewsmith, and his boon companion, Thomas Harrod, re cently returned from an ostrich hunt beyond the Transvaal, in the neighbor hood of the Orange River. The Captain is a veteran, and his account of a little experience of himself and Harrod is in teresting. The game inhabited the dry Sortions of Africa from Egypt and the iarbary States to the Cape, and were he not the most idiotic game in the world, it would have been almost im possible to capture or shoot him. The ostrich's sight and hearing are wonder fully keen, and he can run at the rate of a mile in two minutes for along time, but, with every advantage on his side, his own stupidity proves his destruc tion. Captain Fewsmith and his friend were well mounted, but as the dav was ex tremely hot. they picketed their animals under shade-trees and threw themselves on the ground to smoke and rest until the sun should descend lower in the aky. A half-hour later. Captain Few smith called attention to a curious vis itor approaching. As the two hunters selves nearpools and springs where the rose to their feet they perceived that he bird is in the habit of coming to drink, was a bushinan, without any covering so as to slioot him unawares. The value for his head, with a very scanty shirt, j of the ostrich, of course, lies in its plu no foot gear, and with his trousers slung ' mage. These feathers are very costly, over his shoulder. The lejrs of these ; it rarely happening that more than two trousers were filled with something which expanded them almost to the bursting: point. When the grinning na- tive came up he carefully let down the heavily weighted garment and drew out an ostrich egg, which he presented to Captain Fewsmith. "Let us see how many he has," said Harrod. who proceeded to find out the capacity of the rather flappy trousers legs. The owner, on coming upon the oetrich nest, had doffed his lower gar- nient, torn off a strip from the waist band, with which he tied the bottom of each trousers leg, and then he had pro ceeded to despoil the nest with as much enthusiasm as an American urchin oft en shows in gathering specimens for his collection. There were six of these eggs in one leg, seven in the other, while the bodv j ui tuc i;urmuiiL uuiiuimuu a iuuuu uu- en more. nen n is nnuie Known inai ' eat-h egg weighed about three pounds, and was equal in point of nourishment to twenty-four hen's egg, it will be seen thatnot only was the capacity of the trousers tested to the utmost, but a valuable supply of food was secured to the bushman and his family. The hunters had tasted ostrich eggs before, but found them so strong that they did not break the shell of the one left them by the bushman. who went away shortly after, but as they were in an os trich country, they remounted their horses, later in the -afternoon, and gal loped at an easy pace in search of game, well aware, from previous experience, of the difficulties in the waj of success. Turning the heads of their horse to ward a sandy ridge, two or three miles away, they rode along, until the base was nearly reached, when they reigned up abruptly at sight of an ostrich nest, almost in their very path. The Captain got down from the saddle to examine the curious sight a little more closely. It was simply scooped out of the sand a foot and a half deep, and fully live feet across. The eggs stood on end, so as to occupy the smallest possible space. As these all looked alike, it was hard for any one to count them, if several feet distant Like the gilded pipes of the organ in church which one keeps trying to enumerate during the sermon, they are so similar that they blend and run together so that the eye has hard work to make sure of the number. "The cunning native knows how to keep the .-upply of eggs going: instead of gathering in all like that bare-legged follow, he will skillfully draw out the eggs with a longtick until two or three are left. If he does his bait well the mother when she returns will not notice that three are less than a dozen, and will continue laying all through the sea ton that is, from June to October." The friends now rode to the top of the ridge, halting and taking a careful survey of the country before them; the result was one that awakened hope and delight. Less than a half mile distant was a ridge parallel with the one on which they had halted, and between the two ran a valley several miles in extent. Near the middle of this two ostriches HSr - XUCw S s-tB. 4M J-w tffvll ! A AAA' I n l-fc HnA w m .- separating and attempting to flank the M.W" .Si. W .- WtWtr. AlldVWU W. birds, the horsemen rode at a leisurelv gallop in the direction of the eastern end of the valley. This was narrower than the opposite opening, which there- ' , tore onered the very best chance in world for the birds to escape, for they could speedily dash through it into the open country beyond, where they would be safe against harm during that after- Ntn n fr Irtnf. I-tvt- j h -. aI- - a n n n rm tW tho ntnVh nvpa nn ovhih't-nn nf stupidity which approaches the marvel ous. The sight of the hunters making for the eastern opening of the valley seemed to give the ostriches the belief that their enemies were trying to cut off their only avenue of flight, and in stead of turning the opposite way, they instantly started on their long, swift trot toward the point at which tne hunt ers were also heading with much the tart of the birds. The two ostriches displayed still more marked failure to "grasp the situation." The singular ...... w Vw..w ...w MM W..U.U...UU cbase could not nave lasted nfriKv'P of ha,f bd forest with dead .?2?l?Jl d i " rampikes." The little cloud of smoke the birds, running must have seen that the horsemen were sure to reach the opening ahead of them. But, not only did they refuse to turn back, but they also failed to swerve in the slightest decree from their course on which they had started: they simply increased their speed, and with their ungainly necks outstretched, struck a two-minute trot and sped away for the most dangerous point on the horizon. As the pursuers were quite certain of their til game, they now slackened their gait somewhat, and each fired a shot The bullet of Captain Fewsmith went through the brain of his bird, which ran a few steps in a wild staggering way and thn went down, it head plowing quite a farrow lathe sand. Leaping from his addle, the Captain harried forward and cut the .throat of the ostrich, so a to ead it sufferings. It was almost at the same Instant that Harrod discharged his ritle, and, seeing the bird acting strangely, he was con fident of haring indicted a mortal wound, and was scarcely behind the Captain in springing to the ground to dispatch his prize. But he made a slight mistake foi when he placed himself directly n the path of the bird and held bis 'hunting knife ready to give him the finishing touch, the ostrich seemed to brighten up. Before the gentleman suspect ed his intention he delivered a terrilic kick which tumbled the hunter over on his back as if struck by a failing tree. The ostrich is capable of kicking with such force as to kill the panther or jackal, and he does it by throwing his foot forward, the same as a man. In the present instance Mr. Harrod fell so quickly that Captain Fewsmith ran for ward in .alarm Assisting him to his feet, he was found to be little injured, although he declared, with a grim smile, that he knew more about ostriches than he ever did before. The bird kept on trotting straight away until he vanished in tho twilight and was seen no more, while the hunt ers were glad enough to go into camp and wait tul the morrow. There are different methods of hunt ing the ostrich. Ever school-boy re calls the picture of the bushman awk wardly disguised as one of the birds, who is thereby enabled to approach close enough to a herd to bring down several with his bow and arrow. In other cases, the hunter lies in wait and uses poisoned arrows. In North Africa, the game is pursued on horseback, the chase being kept up for several days, until the bird i is literally run down and meapame ot I goiug further or making resistance. 7 . - sometimes a ueru is herd is forced into the water, where it is an easy matter to knock them in the head. The Europe an horseineu prefer to conceal thein- dozen marketable ones can be obtained from a single bird. March or April is the best season, as the ostriches have re covered theirmoult and the feathers are elastic and "vigorous. It is necessary j also that the feathers should be plucked i from the body of the bin! before it gets ' cooL or they will be found to have lost ' mucu of tIieir glossiness and disposition ' to curl Natal Cor. Philadelphia Press. I " "" Jueen Charlotte Islands and the Haidas. The climate of the Queen Charlotte Islands is excessively humid, and they are almost everywhere covered with magnificent coniferous trees. Mount ains 4.000 to 5,000 feet high rise in their central portion, and they are penetrated on all sides by dark deep fiords with rocky walls. lo the northeast, it is true, a wide i stretch of iow and nearlv level country occurs, which may some da support a farming population; but at the present time its somber woods, filled with dense undergrowth, and barricaded with prostrate trunks in every stage of de cay, offer little to induce either Indian or white to penetrate them. The Hai das, therefore, though cultivating here and there along the shores small pota to patches, are essentially fishermen. Few paths or trails traverse the inte rior of the islands, and of these some formerly used when the population was greater are now abandoned. The halibut is found in great abun dance in the vicinity of the islands, and it is more particularly on this fish that the Haidas depend. Their villages are invariably situated along the shore, often ou bleak, wave-lashed parts of the coast, but always in proximity to pro ductive halibut banks. Journeys are made in canoes along the coast. The canoes are skillfully nollowed from the great cedar-trees of the region, which, after being worked down to a certain small thickness, are steamed and spread J by the insertion of cross-pieces till they are made to assume a most graceful form, and show lines which would satis fy the most fastidious ship-builder. In I their larger canoes the Haidas do not ! hesitate to make long voyages on the , open sea; and in former days, by their frequent descents on the coast of the mainland, and the facility with which , they retreated again to their own islands, t they rendered themselves more dread ed than any tribe from Vancouver to i Sitka. I R d km lhev di . -n -,.-1: uf-,acture o can"oes and" other articles. In their mode of life, and the ingenu- , the Haidas do not differ essentially from the other tribes inhabiting the northern I part of the coast of British Columbia and Southern Alaska. In the Queen ' Charlotte Islands, however, the peculiar sU le of architecture and art elsewhere among the Indians of the west coast more or less prominently exhibited j appears to attain its greatest develop ment. Whether this may show that to the Haidas or their ancestors the in- j traduction of this is due, or indicate merely that with the greater isolation of , these people, and consequent increased ! -" ?! secri-y the Particular ideas of the Indian mind were able to bodv themselves forth more fullv. we may never know. The situation of the islands, and the comparative infre-) quency with which thev have been vis-1 ited for many years, have at least tend- cu iu iiioseivc iuuici nuuiv leuturea which have already vanished from the ' customs and manufactures of most other . tribes. As before stated the permanent vil- lae.S OI l"e nalua? are invariant situ- ated at the seashore. Thev consist generally of a single long row of houses, with but a narrow grassy border be- ( tween it and the beach, on which the j canoes of the tribe (for each village j constitutes a chieftaincy) are drawn up. In front of each house "stands a symbol ical carved post, while other carved posts, situated irregularly, and differing somewhat in form from those proper to the houses, are generally memorials to the dead. Such a village, seen from a little distance off, the houses and posts from the various fires may, however, serve to indicate its true character. George M. Dawson, in Harper's Maqa-. zine. I -The son of an Austin batcher ex- Eerienced great difficulty in compre ending fractions, although his'teacher did his very best to make him under stand their intricacies. "Now. let us suppose," said the teacher, "that a customer cam to your father to buy five pounds of meat, and he only hai four to sell what wnnld hp in?" "Keep his hand on the meat while he was weighing it, and then it would ' weigh more than tive pounds," was the candid response. Texas Siftings. Woman are hereafter tm be admit ted to the University of Muuissinm in j ail its departments. Flaces ftr Thiags. A. place for everything and every thing in its place," is an adage familiar to us all and full of wisdom. But to keep " everything in its place" one' must have a place for everything. and this it is not always easy to have. Many uuiises arc uuui vwiu siauicuiauic warn. . of closets, for closets are expensive. in room, material and labor. In planning ' a house they are frequently, if not gen-1 erally, an after-thought, and are thrown ' in where space for them can best be af- forded. When women plan their own houses there will be ample allowance of mpt. all politicians mercenary, the civil closet room. If one has plenty of mon- service rotten to the core, and our so ey, cabinets, wardrobes, chests, can be gjaj -fe js honey-combed with decav. bought that are at once ornamental and Xow, mv dear bov, there's onlv one wav useful, and form part of the furnishing, I for you 'to escape that man's whining uul iuc uiaui uepeimcucc ui iiiGmi-ia-c housekeeper must be closets. These when furnished with shelves, drawers and rows of hooks, are an unspeakable comfort and convenieaee-to the order lovintr housewife. In eitv houses where everytning is constructea witn a view to to I ecouomv in space, we oiten nnu them. but in the average country house very rarely. So there must be recourse to bureaus, boxes, bags, chests and unprovised closets. The last may be constructed wherever there is space to put a shelf, anil may be of the size of the shelf in length and width. Hooks screwed into the bottom of the shelf will serve to hang garments on. and a curtain may be hiiug on rod' fastened to the shelf. A valance tacked above the rods ou the shelf will form a. more complete protec tion from dust than the curtain alone. In many rooms that are closetless a comer can be spared, and may be made either iuto a triangular or a rectangular closet, as suits the fancy or convenience. eights sewed into the hem of the curtain will keep it in place. Goods boxes make very useful closets, for kitchen or cellar use. Shelves niaf be . 1 !.!. t. .. put in them, and the covers, hinged properly, serve as doors. With a cov ering of paper or a coat of paint they may be made not unpleasingtothe eye. Shoe-boxes, used by shoe-packers, are very useful as substitutes for closet room. The covers should be hinged to the box, and these neatly upholstered, to form a plea-ant seat Furniture calico fastened around them in rallies or folds conceal the angles and the wood, and converts utility into beauty. Room can readily be found for these, aud they fill the places of chairs or lounges quite well. Soap boxes and candle boxes aud starch boxes make very convenient receptacles for small articles if they have covers hinged on. and are lined with paper and covered ou the outside with pictures or calico pasted on. A couple of hinges, less than a tlozen screws, a little time, taste and odd pieces of paper or cloth, may be made to transform an ugly box into a thing of useful comeliness. Bags in even variety ire needed by the housekeeper. A tout piece of nice bagging makes a good elothes-bag; and an end ot" rope should be sewed into the hem, so the top of the bag may always be hospitably open. One of these hung in every bed-room is indispensable, and makes "the gathering of clothes for the weekly washing a very easy matter. Shoe bags are a great convenience, and can be made so as to hold one or a dozen pairs of shoes, and keep them from gathering dust and mould in closet corners, beside preventing the vexation of hunting them up when wanted. Scrap-bags are a necessity, and may be made very ornamental by the exercise of taste. They are indis- fens.ible in every room in" the hoine. nsead of bags, baskets or jars may be used, and these can be made handsome by the exercise of skill and taste. Wall-pockets and brackets are very great conveniences where one lacks closet room and shelf room. The former may be made of splints or pasteboard covered with cloth and trimmed with cord and embroidery. A wall-pocket with many compartments tacked on the inside of a closet door may serve many valuable purposes, especially where there is a family of children" and a great many things "lying round." A label on each pocket will help keep things in the right place, and prevent the shoe-laces from getting mixed with the calico pieces or the knitting work. It takes time to create places to put things in, and it takes time to keep them in place, but not more time than it takes to hunt them up when they may be anywhere and everywhere and belong nowhere. The satisfaction of knowing that at a moment's notice, in the middle of the night or in broad daylight, one can put her hand on whatever in her domain is called for, is a great satisfaction t the orderly housekeeper, and one which she will contrive one way or another not to be without. N. Y." Tribune. AdTice to a Young "Xan. Keep up with the procession, my boy. DoD't hang back in the breeching. Yon may be able to make things drag a little, "but you can't stop the team, and you'll have to come along. There was a man, an eminent mathematician. Dr. Lardner. of England, who pub lished a treatise to prove that no steam ship could ever cross the Atlantic Ocean, and the steamer Sirius a few weeks later brought the first copies of the pamphlet to America. This same eminent scientist also "staked his rep utation as a man of science," before the House of Commons, on his statement that no railway train could ever go faster than tenmiles an hour, and tne slightest curve would invariablv throw it off the track. Babinet. the" French calculator, declared that no telegram . could ever be transmitted from.Europe through the Atlantic to America. There was a man right here in Amer- ica. onlv one hundred years ago, who i opposed the rebellion 6f the colonies . because he knew it would be a failure. There was a man who laughed himself sore at Fulton's absurd ideas about steamboats. There were members of Congress who wanted Morse shut up in an insane asylum because be talked about a telegraph, which was an impos sibilitv. There wa3 a man who said you could never build a bridge across j " couldn't you scatter them along a lit the Mississippi. There was a man who j tie? We really can't dispose of the said you could never raise wheat on the , great American desert. Inere was a man who "knew' that nothing but a steam horse could ever trot in less than 2:40. There was a man who "knew" you couldn't make the sun draw your portrait. There was a man "who "knew" you never could find a better light than a whale oil lamp. ihere was another man who knew ' you could never beat lard oil. There was another man who said Colonel Drake was a gibbering idiot because he S3id he could pump a better oil than lard oil out of the ground like water. There was another man who said Edi son was insane when he talked about an electric light. There was another maa who said th phonograph was a clever trick of ventriloqa&oa. There was a man who said the telephone was a news paper lie. There was a man in England who led mobs of agricultural laborers to destroy threshing machines. There was a man" in America who "knew" the in vention of the sewing-machine meant ' starvation for the poor seamstress. And there a man to-dav who "knows" the Indians can never be civilized. There is a man who " knows" we have reached the limit of human progress. There is a man who "knows" the people are helplessly enslaved, and will never rise to assist 'themselves. There is a man who "knows" that all politics are cor- j an(i obstinate, mulish opposition to ev- er tning. iveep so iar aneau oi nira you can't hear him. . And do you keep mov ing and drag him along. Rasp him with the doublo-trees: he has to come, for the old chariot never stands still a second. i The difference between you and that mnn. mv hov. is th:it vnn run. nnil he , 5s dragged. You spring along with I your eyes open, your head erect, and vou help to keep things moving. He has his feet set in the road, his eyes shut tight, his back up on his shoulders and his heart under the wheels. Every time you make a leap you throw the dust back in his face. Uou't. my boy, whatever you do. don't get back beside that man. Don't have any breeching on your harness. Put on a breast-collar and that is enough; you'll run more lightly and feel freer. Let the man in the breeching hang back. All that you have to do is to step out. keep pace with the times, sing as you march, and keep the man in the breech ing so covered with dust the world will only know he's there by the dirt around him. It may be, Teleniachus, you will run a little last sometimes; it mav be , that you will kick over the traces in . - .. your exuberance of spirit; you may sometime, want to strike a 2:19 gait on a o:i'0 road; you may need more curb than whip, but go it. my boy. There is a good driver on the seat, and a firm hand on the lines, and I'd rather see . ou coming down the long vistas of his tory with the bit in your teeth, your heels in the air, the brake rod sprang, and the dash-board tlying, than down on your haunches, your eyes shut, and your back bowed, the lash on your flanks and your collar up to your ears, your legs set like crowbars" and tho dust of the whole team tlying in your face, while you hang back in the breeching and only come along because you can't Help it. Burdette, in Burling ton Eawkeye. Sairhalicn Instead of Siberia. The Novoe Vremju. which is usuallv well informed in administrative matters, ! states in a leading article that the Rus- ' 3'an Govern meut is actively engaged uiscusaiug n. project lor auousimu; exue to Siberia. This may seem an untrust worthy rumor to persons unacquainted with Russian progress, but -it is, in ef fect, altogether in harmony with the tendency both of the Russian Govern ment and people to give over treating Siberia as a huge Botany Bay. and niaje use of it as a colonial adjunct, like Can ada or Australia. Of course a place must still be found for the "50.000 exiles who are deported from European Rus sia every year, and here the recent an nexation of Saghalien conies" in handy to play in the North Pacific the role that New Caledonia plays in behalf of the French in the South Pacific Ocean. Should the island become over-crowded, as it would very likely be in course of time, unless the stream of exiles di minished, a second penal settlement could be formed in the inhospitable wilds of Novoe Zemlia, where a Russian geographer has recently demonstrated the winters to be not so bad as usual ly represented. Whether this be so or not. or whether Novoe Zemlia will ever succeed Saghalien, it seems to be tolerably certain that before long the indiscriminate distribu tion of exiles over the length and breadth of Siberia will undergo a thorough over hauling. At present, exiles are shot over the Urals into Asia in a most pro miscuous manner, scarcely a thiru re maining in the districts assigned to them, and a large proportion wandering about the country like vagrants. In a word, in most essentials the deportation of non political convicts is simply a sort of enforced colonization, with a suffi cient grant from the State to keep the exiles from actual starvation. This in trusion of a needy criminal element has always been a grievance to the regular Siberians, and has been unanimously- re garded by Russian statesmen as the principal cause of the stunted growth ol the country during its :300 years' exist ence under Russian rule. Now that the European railway system penetrates be yond the Urals." and the province ot Tobolsk has been placed on the same home administrative footing as St. Petersburg or Moscow, the deportation of exiles, to Western Siberia at least, has become an anomaly: and of the two they would be kept in hand better in the Island Saghalien than in the eastern sec tion of that great appanage of the Rus sian Empire. London Globe. Killed the Wrong Hens. An irascible sea-Captain settled down to Portland life by the side of a well tempered man, and the two got along very well until the hen question came up. Said the Captain: " I like you as a neighbor, but I don't like your hens, and if they trouble me any mone 111 shoot them." I he mild-mannered neighbor studied over the matter some, but knowing thi Captain's reputation well by report, he replied: "Well, if we can't get along any other way, shoot the hens, but I'll take it as a favor if you will throw tiiem when dead over into our yard and yell to mv wife. " All right," said the Captain. The next day the Captain's gun was heard, and a dead hen fell in the quiet man's yard. The next day another hen was thrown over, the next" two, and the I next after three. "Say," said the quiet man. number you are killing. "Give 'em to your poor relations," replied the Captain, gruffly. And the quiet man did. He kept his neighbors well supplied with chickens for some weeks. One day the Captain said to the quiet man: "I have half a dozen nice hens Tm going to give you if you'll keep quiet about this an air. " How is that," said the quiet man. ' Are you sorry because you killed my "Your hens!" said the Captain. " Why, sir, those hens belonged to my wife! I didn't know she had any until I fed you and your neighbors all sum mer out of her Meek." -Port land (Jfe.) Transcript. SCIENCE AND INDUSTRY. I It Is claimed in Boston that every . building iu the city available for manu- facturing purposes is now occupied, and I that suitable sites for other manufao ' tories are in demand. It may interest our manufacturers to learn that the Turkish Council of ftta hat In ftnthnrirml tht lmnnrta- I tion of agricultural machinery into tk j Ottoman Empire free of duty. Chicago Tjrk.ii BMt It is estimated that no less than 800,000 tons of tin plate are annually used in the United States in the manu facture of tin boxes and can for oys ters, and the multitude of various things known to canners. A single New York firm uses twenty tons of the plate per day. N. Y. Times. It used to be considered a wonderful thing to engrave the Lord's Prayer on a three-cent piece. At the last meeting ol the San Francisco Microscopical Society the President exhibited an engraving upon a glass plate of the Lord's Prayer so minutely executed that on the same scale nine copies of the entire Bible could be produced within the space of a square Inch. St. Louis Globe. The improved Gatling gun, which is made at Hartford, has been tested at Sandy Hook by the United States Ord nance Board with very satisfactory results. The cartridge feeder works at an elevation, and Dr. Gatllng holds that the gun, firing from five hundred to one thousand shots a minute, will kill men in intrenchments at any distance from one hundred to thirty-five hundred yards. New Haven Register. Some of the foreign papers have reported a discovery in photography ol Capt. Blng, Paris. He converts a neg ative into a positive In this way : The back of the negative is covered with soluble asphalt and then illuminated through the negative. When the ex posure is sufficient to make the light portion Insoluble, the remainder of the asphalt is dissolved away in any usual manner, and lastly, the silver negative Is dissolved off with the chloride of copper and a fixing agent. A Canadian paper says : The duty of fumigating green-houses is such an unpleasaut one that it is often neglected, to the injury of the plants. A French horticulturist has made a discovery which will render it unnecessary to use smoke for the purpose. He finds that the vapor from boiling tobacco juice is as efficacious as are the fumes from tho burning weed. The method adopted is simply to mix a small quantity of juice in water and evaporate the whole. The vapor, it is said, kills all the insects in the house. Could not the same plan be adopted against houseflies and mosqui toes? Its recommendation would be its cheapness, for the juice could be ex pressed from the refuse tobacco which Is now thrown away at the factories. PITH AND POINT. It is said a cornet player in Berlin buret a blood-vessel trying to sound a Wagnerian double note! It. is comfort ing to know that Wagner's is to be the musie of the future. Lowell Citizen. Professor Huxley e-ttimates the taka of herring in the North Sea at "5,000, 000,000. Before relying on Huxley's es timate we would like to know whether he saw the fish or took the statement ol the fishermen. Boston Post. Douglas Autz, of Norwich, fell un der a moving train he was trying to ' board. When the train passed Douglass arose, uninjured, with his cigar In his mouth. Anil yet there ire people who claim smoking to be injurious. Dan bury News. A new nurse-maid had beenengaged for the family of John Leech. On her appearing in the nurserv -the was thus addressed bv Master Leech : "Nurse, papa says f am one of those children that can be manage! by kindness, and I'll trouble you to fetch some sponge cakes and oranges at once." Chicago Tribune. A salt mine has just been discovered in Australia which is believed to be more than two thousand years old. It's a good thing it was a salt mine, or it would'nt have kept half so long. Now, there are some silver mines in America, for in-tance, that haven't lasted more than three months after the assessments gave out. Burlington Hairkeie. Some men have tact. Said the bridegroom who didn't wish either to offend his bride or die of internal disturbance: "My dear, this bread looks delicious; but it is the first you have ever made. I can not think of eating it, but will preserve it to show to our children in after years as a sample of their mother's skill and deftness." Bos ton Pott. Plantation philosophy Kemeraber, young man, dat de best t'rien' yer's got on dis earth is a better frien' ter himself den he is ter you. Pay no attention ter a man by de boasts what he makes. Thunder tloan all de time tell ob a corn in' rain. . . Doan turn a man cuten de ranks of spectability case he's a cow ard. A hound dog ain't much on de fight, but he's a mighty useful animal. . . . While Nature was a foolin' away her time paintin' different colors an' stripes on de horn3 ob de Jack snappers an' odder bugs, I doan see why she didn't contrive some easier way fur a chile to cut teeth. Arkansas traveler. Beat Him. Dan and Flasher were in the habit of trying their wits on each other. Once they were discusssing the rela tive merits of ritle V3. bow ana arrow. " I can beat you even at short range," said Flasher, boastingly. " Try it," said Dan. They tried. Dan discharged an arrow in pursuit of a hen that they saw In a yard that they were passing, and missed the hen. Flasher, with a shot of his ritle, killed the hen. " There," he exclaimed, "I told you that I could beat you." " But I have beat ye," coolly said Dan. " How can that be ! You missed the hen, while I killed her." " Still I have beat ye, because you must pay for the hen. Vou killed her." Verdict for Dan from referee. De troit Free Press. A young woman was recently ar rested in New York who ha3 led a most adventurous life. In January last she wa3 found at Hoboken almost frozen to death in the snow. From there she went to Brooklyn and attempted suicide by jumping into the Gowanus Canal. She was next found on West street. New York, where she was suffering from the effects of a dose of oxalic acid. Writers of the modern sensational diimatia school would do well to take note of this case, and work it up with a few penny awful accessories into a first-class five act and seventeen-tableauz melodrama. Christian Union. ' ii - --5S-