THE JOURNAL. ISSUKD KVEHY WKONKSIIAY, . M. Iv. TUKNER & CO., Proprietors and Publishers. (fulumtms 3OFFICE, Eleventh St.. vp stairs in Journal Untitling. T Kit ms: Per rear Six months 1 Three mouths M Single copies OS TA VOL. XIIL-NO. 29. COLUMBUS, NEB., WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 15, 1882. WHOLE NO. 653. fit Iimpal k i r I i l i t - 4 I 1' 1J I I t a J hs" CONGRESSIONAL DELEGATION. C. II. VaxWvck, U. S. Senator, Neb raska City. Alvix SAOXDEiiS,U. S.Senator,Omaha. E. K. Valentine. Rep., West Point. T.J. Majors, Contingent Rep., Peru. STATE DIRECTORY: Albixus Na.nck, Governor, Lincoln. . J. Alexander, Secretary of State. John Wallicbs, Auditor, Lincoln. .M. Uartlctt, Tre-iMirer, Lincoln. C.J. Dilworth, Attorney-General. "W. V. W. Jones, Supt. Public lnstruc. C.J. Sobes. Warden of Penitentiary. yTV.Ahl'iey' r l'rion Inspectors. C. II. Gould, ' J.O. Carter, Prison Physician. 11. P. Mathewon,Supt. Insane Asylum. JUDICIARY: George i. Lake.) . ...j.i., i,,,i.,..c " ., . . J- Associate tMitiges. Ainaa Cobb. t S. .Maxwell, Chief Justice, i'OUKTI! JTIICIAI.-I1M'KICT. O. VT. Poit, Judge, York. M. B. Reese, District Attorney. Wahno. LAND OFFICERS: M. B. Hoxie, RegNtev, Grand Island. Win. Anyaii, Receiver, Grand Inland. LEGISLATIVE: State Senator. M. K. Turner. " Representative. G. W. Lehman. COUNTY DIRECTORY: J. G. IIiggin. County Judge. John Stau tier. County Clerk. C. A. Newman, Clerk Dist. Court. J. W. Earlv, Treasurer. D. C. Kavanaugli, MieritV. L.J. Cnner, Mirveyor. M. .Ma Her, M. Malicr, 1 Joseph Rivet, Countv C( H.J. Hudson, ) Dr. A. Heintz, Coroner. J. E. Moncrief Supt. of Sc Joseph Rivet. Countv Commissioners. J. E. .Moncrief Supt.of Schools. ?:5nl"2flu.J J.Ice.ofther..ce. CITY DIRECTORY: J. R. Meagher, Mayor. A. It. Coil'roth, Clerk. J. It. DelMiian, Treasurer. W.N. Ilen-dey, Police Judge. J. E. North, Engineer. COl'XCILMEX: 1st Ward lohn Rickly. G. A. S"hroeder. iW Ward Pat. Hav. I. Cluck. 3d Ward J. Rasinu-eii. A. A. Smith. 47olumtUN Post Office. Open on Sundays trom 11 a.m. to 12m. and from -I::t0 to ( v. m. Business hours except Sunday (! a. m. to ti P.M. Eastern mails cloe at 11 a.m. Western mails close at 4:1." p.m. Mail leaves Columbus for Lot Creek, Genoa, St. Edwards. Albion, Platte Center. Humphrey, Madison and Nor folk, every day (except Sundays) at 4 : :I5 p. in." Arrives at 10:55. For Shell Creek and Creston, arrives at 12 m. Leaves 1 p. M., Tuesdays, Thurs days and Saturdays. For" Alexis. Patron and David City, Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays, 1 p. M Arrives at 12 m. For Conkling Tuesdays and Saturdays 7 a. in. Arrives f n. in. same days. I). 1. 'rime 'Futile Easttoard J found. Emigrant. No. (. leaves at Passeng'r, " 4, " " Freight, " , " Freight, " 10, " " Westward Bound. Freight, No. fi, leaves at j'asseng'r, " :t, " ' Freight, " !. " " Viiiin-r-iiil. " 7. " " G:2.r. a 10:5:1 a in. in. 2:15 p. m 4:30 a. m 2:00 p. m. 1:27 p. m. 0:00 p. in. !::) a. m. Every day except Saturday the three lines leading to Chicago connect with V, P. trains at Omaha. On Saturdays there will be but one train a day, as hnwu by the following schedule: It. & M. TIME TABLE. Leaves Columbus, ... " Bellwood.. .. " David City, ... 44 Garrison, . ... 44 Ulysses, 44 Staplehurst, 44 Seward, 44 Ruby Milford. .. . 44 Pleasant Dale, 44 Emerald. Arrives at Lincoln. . ft: 15 a.m. (i::;o " 7.20 4' 7:40 44 8:25 44 8:55 44 i::to " !:50 44 10:15 -4 10:45 '4 11:10 4' 11:45 m. Leaves Lincoln at 2:25 p. M. and ar rives in Columbus 8:.'10 p. M. Makes close connection at Lincoln for all points cast. West and south. O.. N. .t B. II. ROAD. Time Schedule No. A. To take effect June 2, 'SI. For the government and information of employees only. The Company reserves the right to vary therefrom at pleasure. Trains daily, Sundays exceptvd. Ouhtmril Hound. Inward Bound. Columbus 4-M'i p.m. Norfolk 7:20 a.m. LostCreek5:21 I Munson i:4i PL Centre 5:42 Humphrey0;25 Madison 7:01 Muiison 7:4.T Norfolk 8:01 .Madison .:vt Humphrey!! :05 PI. Outre !:1S Lost C reek 10.0!i Columbus 10:55 ALIUOX 11KANCH. Cohlinbiix 4:45 P.M. LoslCreck5:ol ' Genoa . 0:10 4' St.Eflward7:00 ' Albion 7:47 4 .Albion 7:43a.M. St. Edward8:.t(l 44 Genoa 9:14 " iLostCreek!:5! 44 IColum!)UslO:45 44 H. LUERS & CO, BLACKSMITHS AND AVajzon "Builde rs9 HrlrV Slioji opposite IMntz'fc Hruit Store. ALL KINDS OF WOOD ASD IRON WORK ON WAGONS AND BUGGIES DONE ON SHORT NOTICE. Eleventh Street. Columbus. Nebraska. 50 NEBRASKA HOUSE, S. J. MARMOT, Frop'r. Nebraska Ave., South of Depot, COLUnRUN, IVE1S. A new house, newly furnished. Good accommodations. Board by day or week at reasonable rates. jgTSeti a. Firt-Clfs Table. Meals 25 Cts. Lodgings.... 25 Cts. 3S-2tf COLUMBUS Restaurant -and Saloon! E. D. SHEEHAN, Proprietor. t3T Wholesale and Retail Dealer in For eign "Wines, Liquors and Cigars, Dub lin Stout, Scotch and English Ales. "Kentucky Whiskies a Specialty. OYSTERS in their season, by the case can or dish. Utk fitrMttSemtk af Dayat. BUSINESS CARDS. nORKMUM Sc SULLHAM, A TTORNEYS-A T-LA W, Up-stairs in Gluck Building, 11th street, Above the New bank. TT J. HIJDSOIV, NOTARY P UBLIC, 12tli Street, 2 doors west of HamMOnd floate, Columbus, Neb. 491-y ipvll. M. 1. TMUKSTOa, RESIDENT DENTIST. Otliee over corner of 11th and North-st. All operations first-class and warranted. C IIM'AttO BARBER SHOP! HENRY WOODS, Prop'r. tSTEverything in tirt- class style. AIm keep the best of cigars. SlO-y ry i:kk &. reedkr, ATTORNEYS AT LA W, Oflicc on Olive St., Columbus, Nebraska. 2-tf r G. A. IIULLHORST, A. 31., M. D., JlOJdEOPA TIU C PIIYS1 CI AN, j2TTw6 Blocks south of Court House. Telephone communication. 5-ly ircALMNTER BROS., A TTORNEYS A T LA W, Office up-stairs in McAllister's build ing. 11th St. W. A. McAllister, Notary Public. r I. KVAWS, M. ., PHYSICIAN & SURGEON. 3T Front room, up-stairs in Gluck building, above the bank, 11th St. Calls answered night or day. 5-Gm J. M. MACKARLAXP, K- COWDERY, Attcnij xsl Usury 7A1 e. CsUirtor. LAW AND COLLECTION OFFICE OK MACPA.RLAND & COWDBRy, Columbus, : : : Nebraska. PAINTER. USrCarriagc, house and sign painting, glazing, paper hanging, kalsomining, etc. done to order. Shop on lltth St., opposite Engine House, Colunibu-. Neb. 10-y Tp II.KUMGHE, Nth St., nearly opp. Gluck's store, Sell Harness, Saddles, Collars, Whips, Blankets, Curry Combs, Brushes, etc., at the lowest possible prices. Repairs promptly attended to. c IAUK A DKKHEKT, LAND AND INSURANCE AG ENTS, llUMRUliEY, NEBH. Their lands comprise some fine tracts in the Shell Creek Valley, and the north ern portion ot Ptotte county. Taxes paid for non-residents. Satisfaction guaranteed. 20 y byrox MiLLirrr, Justice of the Peace and Notary Public. BVRO M1LLETT, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Columbus Nebraska. N. B. He will give close attention to all business entrusted .o him. 248. T OUIS SCIIREIBER, BLACKSMITH AND WAGON MAKER. All kinds of repairing done on short notice. Buggies, Wagons, etc., made to order, and all work guaranteed. jQTShop opposite the 44 Tattersall," Olive Street. "25 TTTACSMKR A WKHTCOTT, ATT! IK CHECKERED BARN, Are prepared to furnish the public w'th good teams, buggies and carriages for all occasions, especially for funerals. Also conduct a feed and sale stable. 40 J AMES PEARS ALL IS I'RKl'AKKI), WITH FIRST - CLA SS A PPA RA T US, To remove houses at reasonable rates. Give tiim a call. TWTOT1CE TO TEACHERS. J. E. Moncrief, Co. Supt., Will be in his office at the Court House on the first Saturday of each month for the purpose of examining applicants for teacher's certificates, and for the transactton of any other business pertaining to schools. S67-y TAMES NAl.MO. CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER. Plans and estimates supplied for cither frame or brick buildings. Good work guaranteed. Shop on 18th Street, near St. Paul Lumber Yard, Columbus, Ne braska. 52 limo. WILLIAM RYAN, DEALKR IX KENTUCKY WHISKIES Wines, Ales, Cigars and Tobacco. J3TSehilz's Milwaukee Beer constant ly on hand. ft3 Elvvkxth St.,. COLLMBUS, XEB. Drs. MITCHELL & MAETYN, COLUMBUS HEDKAL & mm 'ram Surgeons O., N. & B. H. R. R., Asst. Surgeons U. P. R'y, COLUMBUS, NEBRASKA. JS. MURDOCK & SON, Carpenters and Contractors. Havenad an extended experience, and will guarantee satisfaction in work. All kinds of repairing done on short notice. Our motto is, Good work and fair prices. Call and give us an oppor tunity to estimate for you. B3TShop on 13th St., one door west of Friedhof Jt Co's. store, Columbus. Nebr. 483-v $66 :a week in vour own town. $5 Outfit free. No risk. Every thing new. Capita not re quired. We will furnish you everythlag- Many are making fortunes Ladies make as much as men, and bo and girls make great pay. Reader, if you want a business at which you can make great pay all the time you work, write for particulars to H. Haixktt Co., Portland, Maine. ij&a.y ADVERTISEMENTS. FIRST National Bank! COLUMBUS, If ER Authorized Capital, -Cash Capital, S250.000 50,000 OFFICERS AXDDIRKCTORd. A. ANDERSON, Pres't. SAM'L C. SMITH. Vice Pres't. O.T. ROEN, Cashier. J. W. EARLY, ROBERT L'HLIG. HIRMANOEHLRICH, W. A. MCALLISTER, G. ANDERSON, P. ANDERSON. Foreign and Inland Exchange, Passage Tickets, Real Estate, Loan and Insurance. tSi-vol-13-ly BECKER & WELCH, PROPRIETORS OF SHELL CREEK MILLS. MANUFACTURERS AND WHOLE SALE DEALERS IN FLOUR AND MEAL. OFFICE. COLUMBUS, NEB. Dr. A. HEINTZ, DEALER IN OBIS. KElIft CHEMICALS. WliVES, LIQUORS, Fine Soaps, Brushes, PERFUMERY, Etc., Etc., And all articles unually kept on hand b, Druggists. Physicians Prescriptions Carefully Compounded. Eleventh street, near Foundry. COLUMBUS. : NEBRASKA. SPEICE & NORTH, General Agents for the Sale of REAL ESTATE. Union Pacific, and Midland Pacific R. R. Landfe for sale at from 3.00 to $10.00 per acre for cash, or on five or ten years time, in annual payments to suit pur chabers. We have also a large and choice lot of other lands, improved and unimproved, for sale at low price and on reasonable terms. Also business and residence lots in the city. We keep a complete abstract of titleto all real es tate in Platte County. 021 COLUMBUS. NEB. "PILLSBORY'S Bill -BUY THE Patent Roller Process MINNESOTA FLOUR! ALWAYS GIVES SATISFACTION, Because it makes a superior article of bread, and is the cheapest flour in the market. Errrt sack warranted to run alike, or money refunded. HERMAN OEHLRICH & BRO., GROCERS. l-3m WM. BECKER, DKALKR IX ALL KIXDS OF FAMILY GROCERIES! I KEEP CONSTANTLY ON HAND A AVELL SELECTED STOCK. Teas, Coffees, Sugar, Syrups, Dried and Canned Fruits, and other Staples a Specialty. Good Delivered Free to part of tfce City. ay I AM ALSO AGENT FOR THE CEL EBRATED COQTJILLARD Farm and Spring Wagons, of which I keep a constant supply on hand, but few their equal. In style aud quality, second to none. CALL AND LEARN PRICES. Cor. Thirteenth and K Streets, near A. & If. Depot, SQUIRREL AND RABBIT. (ONE OF CXCLE OABE'S SOXOS.) Mr. Bqu'el lie ran np de scaly-bark tree. An he say: "Mr. Kabblt, don't you wish yon was me?" Mr. Rabbit he hide in de hen-nea' grass, Forhescedat squ'el-dorg comtn' 'longfa9'; An' he ay: "Mr. Squ'el, I wouldn't be you, 'Cause I 'fraid you'll swim in do Sunday stew!" Mr. Stju'el he sot on de Bwlnjrin' 11m', An be ax Mr. Rabbit Jes to look at him. An' he say: "Mr. Rabbit, oh! whou did you see. In all your life, alch a feller as mo?" Mr. Rabbit he laugh an' he sav: "Mr. Squ'el, De white folks like your tas'e too wellt" Mr. Squ'el he wait tell de plow-hands gone. An' he clam right straight up a stalk o corn; Den he bite de shuck an' he look right back. An' he say: 'Mr. Rabbit, won't vou hab some snack?" Mr. Kabblt he say: "Oh, you better take keer, Fo dey mix you np wid de roas'In car!" Mr. Squ'el he say: "Come an' go wid me, An I'll show you inlghty quick how to clam detree!" Mr. Rabbit he dance an" he prance all 'roun. An' he holler an' lmigh as he t romp tie srouii'. An' he say: "Don't you ax me to ko wid yon, 'Cause I'a 'fraid you :rwine to de bobbykewl" J. A. Macon. n the Century Magcuine. THE TORNADO AND ITS ORIGIN. The laws governing the rise and prog ress of the terrible tornado, whose natu ral home is the Missouri Valley, remain Hp to this present time undiscovered ; and though the theories volunteered on the subject are unnumbered, not one of them accords fully with the witnessed facts. That their conduct is regulated by exact mechanical principles there can not be a doubt. Their recent frequency and fury have challenged attention, and the Signal Service is making strenuous efforts to solve the intricate problem. By the perseverence of William Red field, of New York, and Col. Reid, of England, the seasons and courses of the great West Indian and Mauritian hurri canes have been determined with great pioeision. Rules have been published by which a sailor may now know the exact course of the hurricane he may happen to encounter, thus enabling him to steer his ship so as to ride safely until the hurricane is gone. This knowledge has proved a very great blessing to navigators, and it is of priceless value in preserving life and treasure from the merciless deep. The Mauritian hurricane occurs from Feb ruary to April, and near the Mauritius in the Southern hemisphere ; the West Indian from August to October, and al ways describes in its main course the curve of an eclipse, which generally crosses the West India islands, and, still pursuing the eclipse, marches to the northeast from the coast of Florida, treading the waves of the Atlantic. The liurricane and tornado are alike in having a rotary and progressive mo tion; they travel round and round as well as forward, somewhat after the manner of the motion of a corkscrew through a cork. They differ as to du ration and extent. The great hurricane of August, 1830, which began at St. Thomas, traveled to the banks of New foundland, a distance of three thousand miles, in seven days; and the great Cuba hunicane of 1844 was eight hun dred miles wide and traveled over an area of two million four hundred thou sand square miles. The tornado seems to be a condensed hurricane; it expends Its force rapidly, but with appalling fury, and it rarely exceeds one-half a mile in width. The Missouri and Iowa tornado inva riably appears as a funnel-shaped cloud, black as the seven shades of Egypt. Hanging poised for a few moments in the western sky, and then rushing on with stupendous violence, it levels everything before it and leaves chaotic ruin and dire calamity in its wake. Its time of existence is usually from fifteen to seventy seconds. It has been known to leave the ground and rise into the upper regions of the air, again to return, striking the surface further on and re newing its havoc as before. The his tory of these tornadoes seems to estab lish the fact that their general course, though as zigzag as the ways of a poli tician, is always northeastward. This knowledge is of some practical utility, as a person seeing the approach of "a tornado from the we3t may possibly avoid its path by a rapid flight to the south. The force of a tornado is pro digious. The East St. Louis tornado of 1871 lifted a mogul engine from the Ohio & Mississippi Railroad track and threw it to a distance of fifty feet. It lifted a large steamboat also entirely out of the Mississippi River and strewed its wreck along the Illinois shore. The great Marshfield tornado of 1880 leveled everything in its path; whole rows of houses went down before it as grass before the scythe, and the Court house, one of the finest and most sub stantial brick buildings in the State, and in which the writer often preached, was crushed as if it were merely an eggshell. Trees were torn out of the ground and completely shorn of their bark and limbs. In the progress of the Grinnell (Iowa) tornado many curious incident'; occurred. The Iowa College was blown to pieces. In its third story was a piano, and its cover was found thirty-five miles away, while letters from the same col lege were found forty miles off in anoth er direction. Many 'things were carried away and not found again ; the piano itself was never found. In many cases people were nnable to find a single relic of their houses. From a pond in the neighborhood water, fish, frogs, mud and all were taken ont and the pond left dry. The latest and most admirable re searches in eudiometry have been made by Dumas and Boussingault. According to their analysis a volume of dry air contains 20.8 of oxygen and 79.2 of ni trogen, beside traces of some few other gases. Though the air is a mechanical mixture and not a chemical compound, such as laughing-gas or nitrous oxide, where the nitrogen and oxygen lose their characteristic properties, yet this pro portion never changes. The air at the bottom of the deepest shaft and the air on the top of Mont Blanc was found by Gay-Lussac to be exactly the same as that taken in a balloon from 21,735 feet above the earth. Nitrogen, which forms four-fifths of the air, is a color less, tasteless, odorless, permanent gas. Its properties are mostly negative. In the air its presence serves simplv to dilute the oxygen. In an atmosphere of pure oxygen combustion would be too rapid and intense, and animals would live too fast. Oxygen forms one-fifth of the air by weight, eight-ninths of the waters of our plains, and about one third of its solidity. It is a colorless, tasteless, odorless gas, which has never oeen reaucea to the liquid state, it is well to notice these liquid properties of wo uuuauiuenu ux me sir wuen we are examining into the origin of winds. Heat is the sole agent in producing the different winds. What, then, is the ef fect of heat on the gases that constitute the airP Heat causes gases to expand one part In 460 for every degree of Fahrenheit's thermometer, beginning at zero. This is quite considerable, as it amounts to one ulrd of the initial volume in a Hm of temperature from thirty-two to two hun dred and twelve degrees Fahrenheit. This expansion of the air reduces its weight. The air is perfectly elastic and presses equally, and is pressed upon equally, in all directions. Anything that heats one portion of the atmosphere be yond the portions adjacent to it des troys its equilibrium. The heated and light air ascends, and the cold air from the sides rushes in to restore the equili brium. This is the very origin of the wind. Air is a very bad conductor of heat. On thi-t account the atmosphere is not heated by the direct rays of the sun. The air is heated by convection. The surface of the earth is first heated by the direct rays of the sun, and this heat is conveyed to layer after layer of the air, the warm air ascending and the cold air decending. It is in a similar way that water boils, for water is like wise a poor conductor of heat. If air were a good conductor of heat we should have no tornadoes, for there could be no very warm strata and very cold strata in immediate contact. This is illustrated by the behavior of heated glass and iron. The iron is a good con ductor, so that there can not be vast dif ferences of temperature side by side; but glass is a miserable conductor, so that one part can be enormously hot and the neighboring atom rigidly cold, and the breaking of the glass by heat follows as a consequence of the unequal expansion. The tornado is classed as a local var iable wind. From a local cause a par ticular region of the atmosphere becomes suddenly and very materially heated and ascends. The heavy cold air of the ad jacent regions rushes in from all direc tions. From the laws governing the composition of forces we know that these different motions generate a ro tary motion, and at the same time a progressive motion in the direction of the resultant of these forces, or, more technically, in the course of the atmos pheric current in which the condensa tion of the vapor into rain takes place. The equator being more heated than the poles, the air at the equator is con stantly ascending and flowing toward the poles in an upper current. The cold air of the poles is constantly flow ing toward the equator in an under cur rent. These currents would flow due north and south if the earth were sta tionary. But a point on the equator travels eastward at the rate of 17 miles a minute, a point of 60 degrees north lati tude at 8 1-2 miles a minute, and a point at the pole Is at ret. A current flowing from the North Pole to the equator is therefore constantly meeting with por tions of the earth having a more rapid motion than its own, and is thus de flected toward the we3t and appears to move from northeast to southwest. Ow ing to the fact that the earth is moving toward the east faster than the wind, the wind is in the condition of a body being acted upon by two forces, and it describes the diagonal of a parallelo gram, or moves in a southwest direc tion. The upper current from the equator to the pole will, of course, flow in an opposite direction. These direc tions are considerably modified by the configuration of the earth's surface over which these currents flow. Mountains, valleys, forests, plains and large bodies of water play parts in shaping the career of the currents. In the temperate lati tudes these equatorial and polar cur rents begin to interfere. The cold wind going south grows warmer, and the warm wind going north grows oolder. About the temperate zone they strike a balance; one current descending and the other ascending, they come into frequent collisions. The Missouri Val ley, beside being the scene of these war ring elements, is also a kind of battle ground between opposing currents of wind originating in the varying alti tudes, pressures and temperatures of the vast plateaus and mountain tracts of the surrounding continent. Such are some of the causes that make this valley the regular parade ground of the torna do and the favored scene of its frantic gambols. The people are now beginning to study the tornado question in the loca tion and structure of their houses. When the paths of the tornadoes are known and mapped out they will either be avoided or due precaution will be made to successfully withstand their shocks. Certain paths favored by them on account of the topography of the district have been marked out,"and oth ers will be, while stretches of country avoided by thee visitants will be indi cated with" more or less certainty in the course of time, when all the data are collated and compared. Thus Leaven worth, in Kansas, is on the very path of the tornadoes and suffers terribly every season, while Kansas City, not far distant, is seldom disturbed. Tho most important desideratum is the multipli cation of observations and the intelli gent gathering of all possible data, and then right theory and true explanation will inevitably follow. The tornado seems to spring up and acquire its full force almost instantly, apparently in disregard to the laws of inertia. This phenomenon admits of a simple explanation. Bodies in the gas eous and liquid states possess a certain amount of latent heat. Water has one hundred and forty degrees of latent heat. This heat is not sensible to the touch, and yet water must part with this amount before it can be reduced to the solid state. Steam must part with one thousand degrees of heat when it passes from the vapor into water. One thousand degrees is the latent heat of steam. Hence, when cold and warm currents of air impinge on one another and occasion a sudden condensation of the vapors of the atmosphere, an enor mous amount of heat is instantly gen erated and causes such a rapid over throw of equilibrium as to make the rush of air-currents paroxysmal. The anemometers now used by the Signal Service, both for computing the rate of motion of the wind ana the pres sure oh the square foot of opposing sur face, are delicate and very superior in struments. Experiment has established a fixed relation between the velocity and the pressure of the wind. The pres sure is proportional to the square of the velocity. A velocity of 30 miles an hour exerts a pressure of two pounds on the square foot, and consequently 80 miles an hour presses 32 pounds, and a pressure of 93 pounds requires a velocity of about 140 miles an hour. The great est recorded pressure of gyrating wind was exerted by the East St. Louis tor nado of 1871. The pressure was 93 pounds on the square foot, demanding a velocity of 140 miles an hour. Nor need we be astonished at this high de gree of speed, seeing that air flows into a vaccuum at the rate of 1,280 feet a second, or 872 miles an hour. Rev. W S. Brennan, in Catholic World. A young man at Seneca, N. Y., sold ont his claim on the girl he was engaged to for seven five-cent cigars, ana now she is tearing mad to think she was valued at less than fifty oenta. Detroit Frte Press The Old Rail Fence. Tho placing of barbed wire fences around farms, usurping the place of the old rail fence, destroys half of the pleas ure of farming. There is something about the old rail fence that is real com fortable, and the barbed wire fence is forbidding, cold, repulsive. Until you come to think of it, there does not seem as though there was a great deal of solid comfort in a rail fence, btft there is. Did you ever see two old farmers leaning against a rail fence, whittling, and talking politics or a horse trade for hours together? They are more comfortable, and rest more than thev would if thev were ocennvinor the j softest sofa, or the best stulVed arm chair in the world. There are so many shapes a man can get into, to rest, about a rail fence. First, the farmer will fold his arms and rest them on the top rail, and lean his breast on the fence, and talk for half an hour, until his legs are tired, then he will step one foot tip on the second rail from the bottom, and stand and whittle for half an hour, until the top of the rail is as polished as a piece of mahogany. Then lie will change feet and leau one elbow on the se 'ond rail from the top, and sharpen his knife on his boot, and talk for half an hour about how he is going to pay the mortgage on his farm next year." After that position becomes irk some he will turu his back to the fence, stand on his heels, and place his two elbows on the top rail, and lean against the fence, and for half an hour he will tell about how the old mare that he is trying to trade oil" cleaned out all the teams on the road coming bank from the celebration at town, after the lire works on the Fourth, and how, if he wasn't fixed just as he is, and wanted the twenty dollars boot money to send Nathan off to the select school, there is no man on earth could buy that mare. Then he will get tired and stand around sideways, put his left arm up on the fence, and begin to whittle swain, and swear the man that runs the cheese fac tory down at the corners is skinning us farmers out of our eye-teeth. W thout goiiig into details as to niuety-nine other combinations by which a farmer can rest on, about or against a rail fence, it may not be out of place to speak of sitting on top of a fence. The farmers, after trying several positions, will instinctively cl'mb up the fence and rest on the top rail, their feet rest ing on the third rail from the top, which is always laid with projection enough to make good footing, and an hour will pass as the fellows talk of the times when they settled in the country, and of the hardships they have endured, and how the ch41ren have grown up and gone away, and the conversation will drift into a sleepy channel, and the sun will begin to sink in tho West, and the hornv-handed sons of toil will sud denly remember that the chores are to be done, and with a "good-night, Lige." and a, "Drop around agin to morrow. Ike,M they will .separate, and one will take a milk-pail and a one legged stool and go towards the lot where the cows have come home, while the other will go across the road to his barn aud throw down some hay for the horses, and the' will both go to bed at eight o'clock as tired as though they had been mowing. But they had a splendid, easy visit on the old railfence. PecL's Sun. New Ida in Shirts. A man with the courage of his cou victious upon the subject of masculine attire has at last come to the front shirt-front. The Philadelphia Record man takes his life in his hands and pro tests against the iron-clad shirt. The custom of wearing in the summer stitiiy starched collars and cutis with sheet iron shirt bosoms that no sun will wilt, is one. he thinks, which no brave man should follow. The suggestion comes a little late in the season, but the leaven may do its good work for next 3'car. The only substitute this daring inno vator suggests is that of the woolen shirt, which, to his long'ng eyes, looks lovely as he sees it worn by yachtmen and bicyclers. Why should not all gen tlemen adopt these comfortable gar ments, cries this perspiring editor, and why not now? Woolen shirts may be very well in their way, but if men aro going into the dress-reform business, why not display a little of the courago we have tried to instill into the souls of our sisters. "Never mind public opin ion, but wear what is sensible and com fortable," is language that has a famil iar sound in this connection. The wool en shirt, blue, plaid or polka-dotted, has its uses, but it is more beautiful in the furnishing-store window than when adorning a manly ehest. It is not ap propriate for all occasions; it is not "dressy," and its advantages in point of coolness over the iron-elad artiele are not entirely clear when the thermometer is in the nineties. What the man of the period wants, the man who will not be bound by slavish custom and can call his soul and his back his own, is a muslin shirt. A nice, thin, cool lawn (not lawn tennis) shirt, with no starch, and such trimmings as may suit his taste and purse, should satisfy the most fastidious. The classic style of man will need no decorations, but the less highly fax'ored will doubtless pre fer trimmings in the way of rullles, em bro dery, or even lace," to replace the old expanse of shining linen. Collars can be dispensed with; ruffles and ruches, ladies say, are much more be coming as well as more comfortable, and comfort is what is wanted. Or fichus can be worn, or embroidered handkerchiefs, crossed upon the breast and fastened with the large diamond, or other gem, that has hitherto glittered in the heavy pasteboard shield known as a scarf. Man has not, since the rev olutionary days, had a fair opportunity to exercise his taste or choice in the matter of color or decoration. He has been forced to attire himself in gar ments precisely like those of a hundred thousand other men, and. thus, in a measure, lose his identity. He is a creature of habit, but not lacking in courage, and here is his opportunity to assert himself. He can at once be beau tiful and engaging (in which case the girls will like him better), and he can likewise be comfortable. The Record man will, doubtless, have many con verts to his idea, and will do well to take out a patent on iL Indianapolis Journal. Some men never forget their cau tion. For example, at a recent revival a minister said that he was the conduct or of a salvation train, the accommoda tionsVwere fin-t-class; that there were no misplaced switches to fear, and that Peter was waiting to receive them at the depot at the other end of the line. Thereupon a tall, gaunt, keen-visaged man in the outskirts of the crowd, ad dressing the clergyman, said: "I'm a good deal consaraed in what yeoti her to say. stranger, and if yeou km git me a baek seat on enay of them air keen for half price, In by ticket." C eugo Herald. Meat From the West. The high price of meat has led to a supply of enormous quantities of fresh meat from the West, which is now a peculiar feature of the New York niar ,ket. The business naturally grew out of the operations of the great Western meat-packing houses, which have sought this opportunity to dispose of their choicest pieces at higher prices than could be got for cauneil meats. When the SL Louis Beef Canning Company aud Libby. McNeil & Libby succeeded after a long contest in the courts in breaking the patents by which it was sought to maintain a monopoly in put ting up meat in cans, there was a natu ral increase in the business, ami. as the price of meats advanced, there were moro choice pieces to be disposed of. Armour & Co., of Chicago, kill about 500 cattle a day. The St. Louis Beef Canning Company packed 200.000 ani mals last year, and sometimes kill 700 in a day. " Libby, McNeil & Libby, of Chicago, also do au immense business, and these three linns aiv sending for ward the bulk of the fresh meat that conies to New York. The supply is steady, and several firms in New York make a biiMiiess of supplying retail cus tomers with fresh meat killed in Chi cago or St. Louis. Not only are choice tenderloins sold in this wa, but even infer.or cuts are sold at lower rates than meat killed in and near New York. It is admitted that the Western nnats are not of the ver Luest quality, such as is old here at fifty to seventy-live cents a pound. But it is claimed that the meat is much better than that of cat tle starved and thirsty that are brought to this cit -dive. There ' een complai.it among the Western ers that the New York butchers ha.e formed a ring to keep out their meat. Mr. Le Fcvre V. Styles, of the St. Louis Beef Canning Company, said one day last week: "1 had 1,000 pounds of nice beef tenderloins yester day, nice enough for anybody, and I was glad enough to sell them at sixteen cents a pound. I have no doubt but that this meat is sold at retail for tweu ty or thirty cents a pound. The com bination agiinst Western meat was so great last winter that they got the prices down to sixteen cents a pound. But we put Gin's iu cold storage, and kept it until we got eighteen cents a pound, which is a high price for us." The growth of the trado has led to the building of great refrigerators for both storage and transportation, and tiie cold storage business in large cities is rapidly becoming immense. Mr. Styles says his firm is building a refrig erator that will cost $100,000. Another firm have immense refrigerators where they keep the Western meat ready for daily delnery. Although the railroad freight for fresh meat carried in refrigerator cars is double that for live cattle, the actual freight of the consumable meat is less. The prospects are that the keen compe tition of busiiie-s-inen to secure profits from the present exorbitant prices will continue to supply the New York mar ket with increasing quantities of West ern meaL N. Y. Sun. The Picturesque Side of Poverty. Poverty, as we must all own, need not of necessity be squalid. Cross the Channel aud take a look at the conti nental towns and cities. There the life of the lower classes has its picturesque side; the result, or possibly the caue of a natural taste for the beautiful being developed even in the poorest peasant The fisher-girls upon the opposite coast deck their persons as well as their houses, and go about their daily tasks unconscious models for the artist. The blue-bloused peasant working in the fields must supply his bit of color to complete the lundscapej and the bour geois condemned to town-life would not sufier about him the sad-colored houses and sober sun oundings which we allow under our gray skies. What a host of stnrcd-up pictures crowd into the mind, as memory fills in the pleasant back ground of a poor man's life abroad! EVen the lazy lazzaroni who lounge through fife under Italian skies ask their alms upon palace-steps, amid the plash of fountains and the S"ent of orange-grove-! But what a revolting contrast presents itself when we think of a poor man's life at home in Seven Dials or similar slums, the Augean stables of civilization, whoe cleansing and beautifying must needs prove an Herculean task! Ami sight is not the only sense grati fied upon the other side of the Channel. The ear is pleased as well as the eye. Open-air concerts are put within reach of the people at a mere nominal co,t. or at no cost at all. The German imbibes with his beer a refreshing draught of music, which elevates him above the mere sensual enjoyment of the moment. The mountaineer jodels his way cheerily from Alp to Alp, and peasant voices everywhere lend themselves almost mi consciously to a "concord of sweet sounds," which makes the wheel of life revolve smoothly and harmoniously. Chambers' Journal. Too Many Generals. A Detroit saloon-keeper who spent considerable money for decorations aud worked his pairioti-m up to the lop round, was heard wondering if any of the General w u!d be around to see him, and this gave one of his acquaint ances a clue to work on. He went off and put up a job with a friend, and yesterday morn ng walked him in the saloon and said: "Allow me to introduce General Alpaca Smith, the hero of three wars aud eighty-four battles." "Sheneral, I vhas gladt to ee you." said the saloonht, and he set 'em up for three. In the course of twenty minutes the deceiver returned with another stranger onhis arm and said: "Allow me to introduce General Com missary Jones, the man who fired tho first gun in the war." "Sheneral. I vhas blessed to shake hands mityou," said the man of beer, and he set 'em up aga n. Then the friend went out antl re turned with General Hard Tack, and after him came Generals Debility and Back Pay. The last one received a rather cool greeting, and the bcer-glas-es were not quite full, and after he had departed the saloonist turned to his friend and said: "My Irent,-1 vhas mooch bleased to see all dose groat Sheucrals in mine saloon, but you needn't bring any more to-day. From now until night we'll let tier Shenerals go und look out for der lighting man. Dose men always bav cash for beer!" Detroit Free Press. The whole town of Mineral Ridge. Mahoning County, O., is caving in from three to he feet in consequence of the removal of the coal. The New York, Pennsylvania & Ohio track settled two or three fcei near the depot a few days ago. und the hole had to be filled with cinders. Chicago Time. KATES OP ADTEKTIMinC. QTBusiness and professional cards of five lines or less, per annum, live dollars. 35? For time advertisements, apply at this office. jSTLegal advertisements at statu rates SSTFor transient advertising, rates on third page. JSTAll advertisements payabl monthly. PERSONAL AN LITERARY. Mrs. E. D. E. N. Southworth is r ponsible for sixty-four novels. Edmund F. Kidder, of Kensington, lear Hartford. Conn., has been a Fre aiason for seventv-four years. He wu born in 178. One of the first manufacturers ot table cutlery in this country. Mr. John Evans, recently died inMenden, Conn.. at the age of seventy-five years. The richest man in Mexico Is aa Irishman named Patricio Milmo, whd owns a 400.000 acre farm, and is repute! to be worth $10,000,000. When h went to Mexico he had not a dollar,- but got a start by a fortunate marriage. Chicago Journal. Deacon Samuel Waldo, of Perry; Village. Wyoming County, N. Y., wha has attained the venerable age of eighty six years, has lately married a neighbor in the person of Miss Harriet Ham mond. aged seventy years. The bride, who is the good Deacon's sixth wife, was an early teacher of President Arthur. Next to the movements o road agents those of editors are watched with jealous suspicion by Colorado reporters. Says the Denver Tribune man: "Mr. F. IL Alison, editor of the Georgetown Courier, is iu the oity getting his hair cut. Mr. N. P. Babeock, of the Gunni son News-Democrat, is also in town hav ing some dental work done." A literary club of Cincinnati, no in its thirty-thinl year, has given the country from its members one President, IL B. Hayes; two foreign ministers, Mr. Noyes to France, Mr. Taft to Austria; one Chief Justice. Salmon P. Chase; one Associate Justice, Stanley Mat thews; two Cabinet officers. Judge Taft and J. D. Cox. Harper's Bazar. Captain Mayne Reid. in his " Rural Life of England" articles in the New York Trilmne, says that in many part of that country the agricultural laborer gets only fifty" cents a day, and of course all Sundays, and rainy days, etc., are his loss, he being always hired by the day. Fifteen dollars amonth for a fam ily of four or five persons, and perhaps more, is certainly starvation wages. Concerning the death of his wife, Frederick Douglass recently wrote to a friend in the West: "Tho main pillar of my house has fallen. Four and forty years have passed away since our union. Life cannot hold much for me. now that she has gone. Still I feel that the lesson taught by this death, as by all such, is silence, resignation, humility and hope. We are all strangers and sojourners." Chicajo Tribune. According to an old servant of the Bronte family, the sisters were in the habit of beginning their literary tasks at nine in the evening. Emily Bronte, however, often worked in the daytime. "Mam's the time that I have seen Miss Emily put down the tally iron as she was ironing the clothes to scribble something on a pieco of paper. What ever she was doing, ironing or baking, she had her pencil and paper by her. I know now she was writing Wuther ing Heights.' " This is the centennial year of Thomas H. Benton, John C. Calhoun, Lewis Cass. Martin Van Buren, and Daniel Wubster each having been bora in 1782. Of these Van Buren wa l'resident of the United States; Cal houn aud Van Buren were Vice-Presw dents: Calhoun, Cass, Van Buren anoj Webster were Secretaries of State,. while Benton was Senator for thirty years. Calhoun died in 18.rj0. Webster in 152, Benton in ISiiS, Van Buren in 1862. aud Cass in 1H6G. Chicago Tribune. HUMOROUS. An old bachelor leaving his board ing house lor a week's ourney, after taking leave of his landlady, stepped up to a salt mackerel on the table, shook him by the tail, and said: "Good-bye, old fellow, I will see vou when I re turn." Young ladies who are afraid that lovers are after them for their money can make au effective defense by regu larly buckling down to the wash-tub and filling the back-yard with white linen every Monday morning. Chicago Inter Ocean. We are sorely puzzled by an asso ciated press dispatch, which says the country seat of an editor, near Long Branch, was robbed on Sunday night. There is something about this dispatch we cannot undersand. Middletotvn Transcript. A New York man says he keeps chops and steaks for several days in tho hottest weather by burying "them iu meal. Meal is a goo. I thing in any weather fT steaks and chops. We more particularly refer just now to tho morning meal. Dunbnnj News. Oatmeal is really a very good thing to make the skin fine aims ift. if it is used iu cold water as a u-jwh. We always had a notion that oatmeal could be put to some good use. Heretofore it has been principally used by crank.- who keep boarding houses as a means of killing appetites for breakfast. The JUlilJ' . Hundreds of thousands of men die annual!- from strong drink. Kansas Prohibitionist. We never undertake to criticise any other editor, but we do not believe that any man can die annually. Annually means everj-year, and no man can die every year, for'any great length of time, unless he has a "great deal of. practice and experien -e at the business. Jcxus sittings. "So you've weaned the baby," said a lady to her next doorne ghbor. "Yes, I didthat some time ago Why?" The querist stepped out on the front porch as she replied: " Well, judgingfrrjn tho lapping noise I heard last night, J knew you were bringing him up by hand!" The door closed with a bang that could have been heard over in the next coun ty. Norristawn Herald. A Cincinnati society reporter has mysteriously disappeared, and foul play is suspected, although it is possible that he is hiding somewhere in the Rocky Mountains, as he was well sup plied with railroad passes. His last artiele was an account of the marriage of a pork-packer's daughter, in which report he used the term "swell wed ding." It came out in the papers "swill wedding." Philadelphia News. The seashore correspondents of some of our variously esteemed contem poraries appear to find the ocean in a highly devotional and reverential mood this season. One of this ilk speaks of 4 the loud hosannas of the waves," an other of "the solemn hymns of the surges," and a third of "the deep T Deum of the midnight tide." All oi which is very beautiful and poetic. Bet even when you come down to hard amd prosaic fact, the idea seems to be car ried out and strengthened. Oae dee not need to g very far frcon Boston any day to see Ocean Spray. A key fta this joke will be fnrnUhed readers am applicative at this office. Jests Jtmy