THE JOURNAL. WEDNESDAY. OCT. 18. 1882. fctarti at tie FextiSc, Cdsatas, Kit., s ueeai Uxi natter. BALLADE OF A COQUETTE. to wears a most bewitching bang Qold curls made captive in a net; Hef dresses with precision hang; Her hat observes the stylish set; She has a poodle for a pet. And drives a dashing drag and pony: I know it, though we're never met 1'ye seen her picture by Sarony. r phrases are all fraught with slang, The vsry latest she can get; Wks sings the songs that Patience sang, Canwhlstle airs from "Olivette," , And, in the waltz, perhaps, might let Tousqueezeherhand.wlth gems all stony: I know It. though we've never met I'tc seen her picture by Sarony. Her heart lias neverfelt love's pang, Nor known a momentary fret; Want never wounds her with his fang; She likes to run Papa in debt; She'll smoke a slender cigarette Sub rota with a favored crony: I know it, though we've never met I've seen her picture by Sarony. ENVOT. rrinces, beware this gay coquette 1 She has no thoughts of matrimony: I know it, though we've never met I've seen ber picture by Sarony. Frank D. Shtrman, in Ceniury MagmUM. NANCY DEAN'S TaCaTION. "I s'pose Maria'll say I'm a fool," re fected Nancy Dean, taring off her spec tacles and laying them across the open Bible in her lap. "An1 p'r'aps lam; but somehow it's borne in on me to do fcU thing. Who knows bnt it's aleadln' 6 the SpiritP" Again she placed the ffiusM on her nose, and following the words on the printed page with her fin ger, slowly read aloud: "Verily I say unto you, inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.' Now, Nancy," she soliloquized, "if theie words mean anything they mean for you to just go ahead in this matter an' not stand parleyin' here with Satan. Never you mind what Maria says. If the Lord's put this thing inter yer heart He'll stand by ye." Having reached this righteous decis ion Miss Nancy left the inner room, to which she had retired for meditation, and went into the little shop, where she did quite a thriving business in fancy goods and small wares. These two rooms, with a diminutive kitchen in the rear, were the lonely woman's home. It was somewhat out of the city, and ery convenient for the people who lived near by to run in there for a spool of cotton or bit of braid which they had forgotten to purchase in Boston. Be sides she had a few regular customers, who patronized her cheerful establish ment because her brave efforts to se cure a livelihood when smarter shops threatened to swallow up her trade commanded their respect. But the sum mer was apt to be a dull time, and of late years, in common with her neigh bors, Miss Nancy took a vacation, going to the old home in Maine where "Maria" lived. She, too, was struggling to sup port herself by carrying on the farm, which was the sole patrimony of the two sisters after their parents died. They Were far from being poor, but with true New England thrift they were careful to lay by something for their old age and for a decent burial, so that rigid econo- Biy had become their rule of daily ving. It was a hot day in August, and Miss Dean had been reading about the suf fering among the poor children of Bos ton. Early in the season she had sent a small donation to the Fresh Air Fund for giving horse-car rides to the sick and poor, but even this did not satisfy ber conscience ; and to day, when pon dering the parable of the Last Judg ment and thinking of her own meager ministry to the King, she resolved to take a child home with her when she want to Maine. "Tain'b much, to be sure," she thought, "but 'twill make one less to be corpiicd up by this heat, an' I may as welPn'ake a stir first as last. Lemme see," sho mused, tying her bonnet strings, "I'll run round to the 'Sylum. They always have a puny lot there, an' 11 be thankful to get rid o' one for a couple o' weeks." On reaching the Asylum and making known her errand to the matron, that weary woman's face lighted up as she said, earnestly: "God oless you, Miss Dean. This "is truly an act for one of Christ's little ones." On the way to the nursery the visitor said, with a touch of uneasiness in her Yoice: "I ain't no ways used to Chil dren, an' mebbe with me." ean' t get one to go " We'll see," said the matron, willing to trust the children's instinct in the mat ter. The room was neat SSkd clean, but oh ! so stifling, and the ah" that came through the windows seemed like the breath from a furnace. Something seemed to trouble Miss Dean's eyesight. It may have been the change from the glare of the street to a partially darkened room, or perhaps the heat affected her; at any rate, she cculd scarcely distinguish th'e little form that stood by her side and clutched at her dress, till she heard the matron say: "Poor Willie! I believe it will give him a new lease of life: and he's such an effectionate child, Miss Dean, I know you'll become attached to him." "Bless me!" gasped the good spin ster, "is it a boy? Why, really I don't think the truth is well, I hadn't thought of taking anything but a girl. What will Maria say?" This fear scattered the mist from her eyes, enabling her to look with clear vision at the boy. One gaze into the depths of the truthful brown eyes, and then she gathered the child into her anas; and while his fingers crept over her thin face, or toyed with the old fashioned brooch at her throat, the bar gain was made. The next few days Nancy Dean seemed to be living in a dream. The mother love, latent in every true woman's heart, bad swept like a great tidal wave into ner oemg. i-ervent, indeed, were the prayers that were whispered night and morning into the Heavenly Father's ear for a blessing upon "His little one," as she secretly called Willie. At length the preparations were com pleted, and among the hundreds of pas sengers that crowded the down East" boat, one August evening, were no hap pier souls than Miss Dean and her little protege. They had a queer look, as if mismatched somehow, but people were too absorbed in their own affairs to pay much attention to them. When the stewardess came along for the fares it was funny to see the important air with which Miss Dean said: "For myself aod a child." " What age, ma'am?" said that func tionary. " Five next September," replied Miss Dean, proudly. No charge for children under five," aid the sable maid, and passed on. "Well, I declare!" exclaimed Miss Dean . "If I'd a knowed that I'd bought bim another balloon and some more peppermints. But p'raps 'twould made bim seasick;" and with this sage reflec tion they retired to their stateroom. The next morning a difficulty arose. It, was a comparatively easy matter to Eit the boy out of bis clothes, but dress g bim was quite a different process. Miss Dean examined the stocking-supporters in despair. The whistle had sounded for Rockland, and in half an bour the boat would be at the pier, where a stage-coach connected for Maria's in land home. She fussed and fumbled. tmuL UUUIC. OUB iUS&CU. UlU lULUUlt and at length took ont ber speotaolesl a closer examination of tka compflcat i for sated arHole. ' SitV 'Dear suz!" she muttered, "me'n Maria never wore such f angled things. Mother tied up our stockings with a bit o' list till we were old enough to knit good sensible garters for. ourselves." Opening the stateroom door she spied a little girl playing about the saloon, and called out: "Sissy, come here a ruin ate." The child obeyed, and Miss Dean unburdened her heart to the small maiden, whose nimble fingers not only adjusted the hosiery but helped other wise about the toilet. After receiving Miss Nancy's profuse thanks the child ran back to her mother and related the adventure, saying: "O, mamma, I do believe she isn't even tie little boy's aunt, nor his grand ma, for she didn't know anything about his clothes!" This report naturally led Mrs. Le comte to look at her fellow-passengers as they emerged from the stateroom. A question about the place of landing opened the way for a conversation, and Miss Nancy confided the story of her own and Willie's vacation to the elegant stranger. It was only a chance seed dropped by the wayside, but destined to bring forth fruit an hundred fold. Miss Dean grew somewhat fidgety as she drew near the old home. "What will Maria say!" was the refrain to her every thought, and the sister soon spoke for herself. "Who on earth Is that child?" she asked, as the two alighted from the stage. Nancy meekly explained. " WelL if it ain't a load off my mind," said Maria, leading the way to the house. "The fact is, I read about them poor children in Boston more'n a month ago, an' sez I to myself, 'I s'pose Nancy'll call me a fool, but I'm going to send for one o' them little tots this summer,' an' she's off in the medder playing now. They'll be a sight o' company for each other." These New England women were peo ple of few words, so Nancy's only com ment on this surprising announcement was : "I was a good deal exercised my self, Maria, but I guess 'twas the Lord's doln's, and Ho'U stand by U3." And He did in a most unexpected way ; for Mrs. Lecomte visited the old home stead and made arrangements with the Dean sisters to convert it into a Summer Home for Children, providing liberally for its support from her own abundant means. Nancy Dean's vacation was in definitely extended, and the small shop in the suburbs of Boston was given up for the larger service of caring for the city waifs. Christian Union. m Forestry. After awhile the subject of forestry in this country will assume some methodi cal character, and we shall not only cul tivate trees as we do other orops, but the old forests will receive such atten tion as it would now almost seem absurd to give them. At present they receive no attention at all. Year after year they remain without care and withoutthought. The ground on which they stand has never had any care, and that it should become a very hotbed of insects and even of disease is very natural. We are complaining, more or less, every year of the ravages of insects, and are spend ing annually a great deal of time and money to proteot our farms from var ious pests without always accomplish ing the purpose either but perhaps maintain upon our farms these un kept, uncleansed forest grounds. In a reoent article which we read, the writer expressed the thought that we were wasting a great deal of sympathy when we lamented forest fires. He thought that their value was far in excess of the damages they did, and that the value was represented not only by the destruction of the insects which live and breed upon forest lands, but the guarantee which they give for a higher egree of public health. He even went so far, if we remember correctly, as to say that even the life that was lost by them was nothing compared to the life that was lost through the condi tion of things which the fires remedied. Doubtless he was right, too, for we can not but think that the decaying mass of rubbish in our forests is productive of much disease and death. However, we can not venture to esti mate the worth of life, or rather of death, when we can not rest upon great er certainty than we can here. But the sacrifice of life is not necessary in clean ing up our forests. An object that ap pears so desirable should be accom plished in some more systematic way than by exposing human life, or even buildings and fences, to the mercy of accident. If our forests were regularly cleaned up, in all sections adjacent to settlement, the danger of fire would oe greatly lessened, if not entirely obviated. The writer referred to suggested a forest commission in each State, and a national commission over all, the com bined duty of which should be to attend to this matter among other things. It would not be an objection to such a plan if it were successful that it would be expensive. Expense ought not to be unduly considered when health and life are in the scale. Perhaps we are generally too saving with our money and too profligate with our health. In cities we have boards of health whose duty it is to clean up the dirty places and to disinfect the plague spots. The work is usually not done as well as it should be, but it is supposed to be done. There is certainly no reason why the health of the country should not be as carefully guarded as the health of the city, and if there is a general source of danger such as forest lands existing, it should be purified. But there is no doubt that when the saving from a free dom of many farm insects were taken into consideration, the expense of a gen eral superintendency of forests would be small. Individually wo can do much to meet the necessities of such a case. If we have a forest, we can clean it up and keep it clean. When we shall arrive at the time when forests are cultivated, they will be kept clean. They will not pre sent the deplorable appearance wnioh forests now ao. Western Rural. Japanese Diet. JaDan furnishes an pxamnlo fhnfc folia largely in favor of a vegetarian diet. That the Japanese are a people of muscle and great physical endurance is apparent on every hand. The speci mens of muscular development Bhown in the build and structure of the working classes are evidences of great strength and hardiness. The diet of these men is entirely of vegetables and fish,and they are very economical feeders at' that. The quantity of food they require, or, at least, the quantity that they eat, is as tonishingly small when compared with the food devoured by the meat-eaters from the Western World. The amount of manual labor they perform is prodig ious. The coolie who does the work for which oxen and horses are utilized else where is about as strong and cau ac complish about as much neavy work as the beasts of burden they take the place of. They are possessed of immense power of limb, being able to pull loadi that would be considered as much as any ordinary draught animal could draw. It is wonderful to see them walk ing away with the heavy loads they easily move; and as carriers of burdens upon the shoulder they are capable oi startling achievements. Seemingly their frames are as tough as steel, not sus ceptible of cold or intense heat going thinly clad in freezing weather, and not shrinking fros the sun in its most op pressive seasons. Yokohama Cor. San Francisco Chronicle. m m Complaints are still heard in Butte County, California, of poisoning from contact with oleander. It is very dan gerous, and though some consider II prtttj, stQt it should not be tolerated. Cartons Faets About Teeth Where teeth are extracted and imme diately replaced in their sockets they not unfrequently remain firm in the jaw for years. Thirty odd years ago, when I first be gan to study medicine, I thought after three days' study it was high time I should begin to practice A girl living in my mother's family was attacked with a severe toothache, and, of course, applied to the new doctor. The doctor examined the case very critically, and decided, after the gravest thought, that it was a case of pain in a tooth, and at length came to the conclusion that said bomu must db exiracrcu. xa no inner way, wiia au nis experience, couia ne promise to relieve the patient. The maternal head of the household was called in consultation, and was rather disposed to favor pulling the tooth instead of extracting it. But the doctor was firm in his conviction, basing his opinion on the results of the thousands of similar cases which had fallen under his observation. The doctor had not at that time ever seen a tooth extracted, and so practiced, on the way from the office, on the end of his thumb with the hook of the turnkey, so as to learn just how to seize upon the tooth, and thus fully to prepare himself to meet with unfaltering courage and coolness this trying emergency in his professional experience. The offending tooth was the one im mediately behind the eye-tooth. In my trepidation I allowed the hook to touch the eye-tooth as well, and drew them both out, the eye-tooth being entirely sound. Immediately and without any definite notion of what I was doing, I replaced the eye-tooth in its socket. Having recovered from the hand trembung and excitement incident to my acute sympathy with the deceased, or rather with my suffering patient, I at once saw that it was very Important that she should keep her tongue away from the eye-tooth, so I suggested the chances of a gold tooth in the emptied socket', and urged the importance of keeping everything away from that part of her mouth. The eye-tooth stuck in its place and remained, serving faith fully many years. There is a gentleman now living in New York City who has three beautiful front teeth which he purchased from the mouth of an Irishman. His own decayed teeth were removed, and in stantly Patrick's were transferred. In the case of two of these teoth the suc cess was complete, and even the third one the gentleman retains, though it is loose and seems to have no vital con nection with his jaw. Not unfrequently the teeth of young animals have been quickly transferred from their sockets to the pared comb of acock and a nutritive oiroulation es tablished. I used to know a young lady who had a decayed front tooth. It was so ex ceedingly sensitive that she thought it impossible to have those sharp-pointed dental instruments thrust into the oavi ty, and, indeed, almost went into hys terics when an excavation was attempt ed. At length she was advised, as the process of destruction was going for ward and she must soon lose the tooth, to be etherized and nave the tooth ex tracted and instantly returned to its place. Of course we all know now there was a much simpler plan for destroy ing the nervous sensibility, but in this case the extraction was accomplished, and the tooth immediately replaced. The circulation was ro-establisbed, and in a few weeks the tooth was so firmly fastened in its socket that it bore the necessary force of plugging, and has remained a good tooth for many years. If it were practicable to determine the exact form of the portion inclosed in the socket by an examination of the protruding part of a tooth, I have little doubt that it might become very com mon to transferteetk from one mouth to another. Precious as our teeth are, many persons could be found who for & consideration would part with the most beautiful ones. The introduction of rubber instead of gold for plates for artificial teeth is a freat improvement. A good, honest entist and I think there are a great many such will furnish very good sub stitutes for the natural teeth if you will give him a commission to spend as much time as he finds necessary in making them. Dr. Dio Lewis, in Golden Rule. Boston Bar Examinations. It is now no easy task to be admitted to the Suffolk bar. The examinations, conducted by a carefully selected board, whose names Messrs. 'Horatio G. Par ker, George O. Shattuok, John C. Dodge, Robert M. Morse, Jr., and R. D. Smith vouch at once for the thorough ness of their work, cover nearly all de partments of the law. Three years of study are expected of all candidates, and any student must be exceptionally gifted and unusually diligent who can pass this examination in less time. Printed papers are used and written answers are required. The questions are chiefly practical; they are all very searching and are sometimes too much for old members of the bar themselves. A student in a very busy office recently inquired of one of the partners in re gard to the meaning of the maxim ds melioribus damnis, saying that it had appeared on a recent examination pa per, and that it could not be found in "Broom." Nobody in the office could give a satisfactory answer. Then a note was dispatched to an old lawyer who had formerly been on the Examining Com mittee of the County, and his reply was : "You have struck an old question of 's; he had some doubt about it himself. I think it means so and so." Boston Advertiser. A Considerate Burglar. The most considerate burglar ever heard of has just placed Mrs. Merrill, of Falmouth, Me., under lasting obliga tions. She was alone in her house, and in the middle of the night was awak ened by the sound of footsteps on the stairs. She jumped out of bed, has tened to the door and asked who was there, when the following amusing col joquy began: "Now, don't you be afraid. We don't want to hurt you, and won't harm a hair of your head. But we want $10, and you have got to give it to us." "But I haven't any money in the house." "Well give us $5 then." "I tell you I haven't any money at all." "Oh come, now, you must have a dol lar. Give us that and we will go away." "No, I haven't a cent." "Well, I sup pose wo'll have to go without it. Now, don't be scared; we don't mean to hurt you, and are going away directly. Do you want us to leave this light burning or shall we blow it out?" "You may leave it burning, please." And the burglar went down stairs, rejoined his confederate, and they leisurely departed through a window, carrying with them several articles of silver and jewel ry which they had collected while the lady of the house slept. Prof. Henry A. Ward, of Roches ter, has taken a contract to purchase for the American Museum of Natural His tory, in Ceutral Park, New York, the specimens of two valuable collections. One is to be a complete collection of the mammals and birds of North America, including some seven or eight hundred specimens, and its cost, to tie defrayed by Morris K. Jessup, will be 10,000; the other will be a collection represent ing all the quadrumana of the world. About 300 mokeys will comprise the latter collection, the expense of which, 17,000, Is provided for bv Robert Col gate. It will take Prof. "Ward upward of two years to make the oolleotioas. N. T. Time SCIENCE AND ISDUSritF. During the past yoar about 4,000 patents applying electricity in somo shape or manner have been granted. It w.is reported at the Nursp yuien's Convention recently h'ld at 11 .oueter, N. Y., that nearly all i he pear tree? set out in the Western State ? are raised in New York. Machines arc now made which will cut from a roll of wire, pins of the rihr I length, head them, point them, polish I them, sort them out with their points all one way ana suck tueni into papers, or I rolls, faster than one pan count -St. , Louis Globe. . jj. jg Said that very fine effects are produced on unfinished cast-iron by a mixture of petroleum with Fiench yel low, the result being a fine bronze yel low, not liable tu ordinary wear, and if applied hot, filling the pores of the metal, defying anything short of the file i or planer tool to obliterate it. i A now use for glass has recently been developed in i substitution for marble tops of tables :md dreeing cases. A Pittsburg, Pa., firm has turned out slabs of glass th-it are said to be a per fect imitation of the latter material, ; while they admit of decorations of var-1 ious designs, both in form and color. The genius of the Yankee has come to the rescue ot the horse .suffering from a galled shoulder from the heat and ill . . - . shape of hard collars by inventing a col - lar from catkins, or flags, which grow in swamps. The cost is trifling, and it is said not only to prevent galling but will cure it, by adapting itself to any neck or shoulder, and is light,oool and cheap. Detroit Post. A new explosive oalled "dynamo- fen" is claimed by its inventor. Dr. etrie, of Vienna, to be superior in nearly every respect to gunpowder it is cheaper, safer and more effective. while it contains no substance that can injure the guns. In view of the an nouncement of so many new and great ly superior explosives it seems a little singular that the old-fashioned gunpow derfirst used at a period so remote that its origin can not be traced should be the chief dependence of modern ar tillery. The proportion of salt in the water of the ocean varies greatly in different localities. M. de la Grye has made a series of observations on the subject, in which among many interesting results he has found that the saltness dimin ishes rapidly as a coast is approached, due, probably, to the freshening by riv ers discharging into the sea. The salt also lessens oa the approach of icebergs. Theie facts would seem to have an im portant bearing ou navigation, as in bad weather tests of the saltness of the water might enable the mariner to avoid running into unseen coasts or icebergs. It is thought that the demand for a cheap insulating material has been met by a discovery of a method by which wood, sawdust, cotton waste, paper pulp, and other fibrous substances can be converted into a material perfectly impervious to moisture and acids, easily molded under pressure into any shape, and capable of being worked into any form. This material is an excellent non-conductor of electricity, and can bo used for all forms of battery cells, tele graph insulators, supports for electric light leads and telephone work. It affords the means of securing perfect insulation at a very much less cost than ebonite or gutta-percha. Chicago Times. PITH AND POINT. Some men are born slight, some achieve slightness, but most men have 'lights put upon them. Nantucket has a girl pilot only sev enteen years old. Knows all the buoys in the sound, you cau bet. Norrisloivn Herald. The Agricultural Bureau reports a short broom-corn crop this year, but the supply of mop-handles is unprecedent ed. No occasion to be alarmed. De troit Free-Press. A Vermont man found a pocketbook with $80 in it just before the war, and recently his conscience compelled him 10 restore me lunus. conscience is pretty thick down East. Burlington Hawk-eye. In a Paris shop devoted to feminine wearing apparel: "You ought to tike this pair of stays, madame. They can not be worn out. None of my customers to whom I have sold a pair have ever wanted another." "Pa, are we going to have any girl vanized iron on our new house?" "Any wh-a-t?" "Any girlvanized iron?-' "Galvanized you mean, don't you?" "Yes, pa; but teacher says we mustn't say gal ; it's girl ! " Chicago Journal. You can put "ten million oysters, when they are only two days old, into a four-quart pail filled with water." We believe this because we saw it in a news paper, and we suppose if you took out about a pint of water you could get in about thirty million more oysters. New Haven Register. "Is dis heah letter all right, boss?" asked au Austin darky, handing the clerk a letter he wanted to send off in the mail. The clerk weighed the letter and returned it, saying: "You want to put another stamp on it. It weighs too much." "Ef I puts another stamp on de letter dat won't make it no lighter. Dat's gwineter make it weigh more." Texas Sif lings. "My wife," says Wfeglesworth, abstractedly lifting a handful of prunes from the box, "is one of the most eco nomical women I ever saw. Whenever I smoke a cigar in the house she makes me blow the smoke on her plants to kill the bugs, and stands ready to catch the ashes for tooth powder, while the stub that is left she soaks in water and treats the flower-pots to a Turkish bath with it." New Haven Register. Why He Tramped. "Why don't you go WestP" demand ed the man, after telling a tramp that he had no small change and could not respond to his appeal for aid. "I've been out there." "Why didn'tyou stay?" "'Cause I lost my all." "What all did yon have?" "Stranger,1' said the old man, as he leaned back and wiped his forehead, "I went to Illinois with $6,000 in cash. I went into the business of raising frogs for the market. There was every show that I would clear $10, 000 the first year, when a climax knocked me plumb-center all in one night " "What was it?" "I had 23,000 frogs on my farm, and every durned jumper got up and jumped over on another man's land." "They did?" "Did for a fact, and, as I hadn't branded a single one of them, I couldn't identify my proper ty. That's what broke me all up, and I've come East to see about getting up a machine to scratch a hog's back something that will permit the hog to scratch himself. If jou can spare me ten cents to help me " He got it with out further explanation. Two children, named George and Harriet Grindley, aged eight and nine years, reached Philadelphia the other day, having traveled alone from Man chester, England. Their mother is a widow, living in Philadelphia, and has been in this country three years. When she left old England the children were placed in the Chesterfield Industrial school, at Manchester, wnere they re mained until sent for by their mother. Tags were sewed to their olothing stat ing that thov were to be forwarded by the National Steamship line from Man chester, and giving the destination of the little travelers. They were intrusted to the care of the steamship officers, their passage being paid for on this side. The children arrived by the steamer Spain sound and hright.-PMlmdilfhis Btcord. Letters of Introduction. Peonle who write letters of introduc tion should be careful how they word them. A merchant of this city, who knows mre about invoices than elegant diction, was asked by a wealthy resident to give hira a letter of introduction to a canUalist stopping over in the city and with whom the merchant was acquaint ed. When the niiche was ready the gentlcimn took it and, instead of send ing it up to the stranger and waiting till ho was requested to see him, he de livered it himself, following on the heels of the servant who ushered him in. He Is a very plain-looking man and his dress is alwavs a senii-njpectable busi ness suit, and as he unobtrusively handed the letter to the stranger, who was reclining at his easp, he waited anx iously to open the business about which he had called. But the letter began with the usual formula, "The barpr of thi-s," and the capitalist rad thai tar, f ildiul it up, re turned it, and said, impatiently; "My good ui'in, I can roilly do nothing for you; no dou't it is the old story large family been unfortunate, etc. ; but you must excuse me from giving you any thing to-dav, you really must!" Explanation.-, ensued, and the two cha grined nvn had a good laugh over the I - " , affair, and the capitalist ordered liquid I refreshments, which post, munh mnr 1 than the ch irity would have been which he didn't propose to bestow on the un- fortunate stranger. A more annoying mistake occurred to a young man, the nephew of a well-known New York official, who went to a town in the interior of the State to idle away a vacation in fishing and hunting. Pre vious to his departure his uncle remem bered that the clergyman of the place was an old college friend, and he gave the young man a line of Introduction, which he dutifully took, but did not in intend to present. The clergyman, however, had a very pretty daughter, and the young man bethought him of his letter and aimed with it made a raid on the parsonage whore the pretty daughter entertained him charmingly in the parlor, while the servant took the letter to the father. In a few moments word was sent down that the reverend gentleman excused himself from receiv ing his visitor. The daughter presumed there was a mistake, and hastened to her father, only to be informed that his resolution was inflexible he had laid the letter away and he would give no further explanation, but the young man must be peremptorily dismissed, and the mortification of the visitor at this unexpected rebuff may be imagined. He wrote at once to hisuncie, but as he was absent from home for a week did not get an answer. He occasionally met the young lady, but received only a cooi dow, ana at last the uncle's letter came. He was highly indignant at the slight put on his nephew, and demanded of his old friend the reason. The bewil dered theologue read the letter sent for the young m m, apologized, and said : " I suppose it was a joke of your un cle's, bnt I must say it was in extreme ly bad taste, and I took it literally h"ere is his first note," and he read slow ly through his glasses these words : Dear Old friend. This letter will intro'lne1 mv nephew. ! 13 a trump. Treat him as ine' etc. Yuun, etc. But the daughter reached out and took the paper. "Let me read it; there must be some mistake ; your eye3 are not good, papa," and she read as fol lows: Dear Old friend. This loiter will introduce mv nephew. Om is a trump. Treat him as one etc. "Well, well," said the old gentleman, laughing merrily, "why don't people write more plainly, and how was I to know the difference?" But the young lady evidently did. Detroit Post and Tribune. The Age of High Pressure. It has become almost a truism to say that every age has its distinguishing fea ture, which gives to it an individuality as unmistakame as that winch differen tiates the several members of the same family; and it needs but little examina tion to discover that the distinguishing feature of the present ago is "high pressure." Physical science has taugnt mankind the conversation and utiliza tion of the forces of nature, and recent experiment has shown that "high pres sure" is the means by which the great est amount of force may be extracted from a ton of coals. Humanity is fond of analogy, and is ever ready to trans fer its reasoning from the physical to to the psychic world. Moreover, the advance of physical science, and the application thereof to the appliances of life, must in time ne cessitate a corresponding movement in the world of action. As the locomotive or steam vessel increases in speed, so must human beings move more rapidly in thought and action. The humblest anr7ant upon a line of railway is affected i;i his movements by every mile of in creased speed of the trains running over that line. The lowest clerk in an office is affected materially by each increase of postal deliveries, by every decrease in the rates for telegrams, bv every addi tion to the foreign and colonial mail ser vices. It is quite true that we do not spend so many hours in our offices as did our grandfathers but we do more in the shorter hours than they did, and we know nothing of the intervals of quietude which they enjoyed during the business day. Every man must work at the top of his speed, and by the time his day's work is over he finds his powers are oxhausted, and he has scarcely en ergy left to seek the means of recreation which lie around him. Our business and professional friends are constantly urging as an excuse for failures in the exercise of social virtues the plea that they are too weary to undertake that exercise save at widely sundered inter vals, and the weary business man asks for nothing whon his day's labors are ended save "to be let alone." Such a state of things can not f il to tell seri ously upon the character and genius of 0 people. Leisure is a thing unknown to the bulk of men, or is regarded as some far distant haven which he scarcely hopes to reach in future years. And to the few fortunate ones who do reach it, it too frequently comes when all capacity for its enjoyment is gone, worn out by the weary struggles and stress of the voyage. The principals of our com mercial houses are already beginning to see the result of this high pressure upon their emploj-ees. There is a lack of springiness or elasticity about them, and a nervous hurriedness in their work, which frequently defeats their efforts. With a growing average intelligence, and a general spread of knowledge, there is also an increasing lack of busi ness "genius." It is more than ever easy to get a hundred men of ordinary ability, and more difficult to get one man 'of originality and keen insight. Men or more mechanical and less spon taneous than they were. Specialists may be obtained for all departments but men of "all round minds," capable of taking wide views,are few and far be tween. London Globe. - The congregation, of about 900 per sons, in St. Peter's Catholic Church, Troy, N. Y., were startled durinsr the services on a recent Sunday morning by I ine crasiung oi one oi tne 8UU-pound clock-weights through the ceiling into the vestibule. The people, espocially many of the women and children, were terror-stricken and made a wild rush for the doors and the windows, but were finally quieted by Father Luddea before any serious injuries had been r-Mivad. FOREIGN (J0SSIP. No clergyman ii eligible to a seat in the British House of Commons. It is proposed to build an under ground railroad in Paris. The cost of its construction is put at $30,000,000. The recent dinner given by the city of London to the Princ8 of Wales cost $I3:,800. The saying that "money makes the mayor go" seems to have been twisted about here. Two hundred refugees were saved during the bombardment of Alexandria in the Catholic chapel by the ingenuity of the Arab doorkeeper, who told the soldiers that the phce was empty, and there was nothing to steal or he would have taken it himself. Japan is promised a constitutional form of government at the end of eight years. By way of preoaratioa for that event, the Japanese Minister at Berlin has been instructed to make a careful study of the Prussian system of govern ment, which is likely to'be the one chosen as a model. The guests at Birone.ss Burdett Coutls' first gardon part' were treated to a sight of the mallest pony in the world Lady Jumbo. The tiny crea ture, which looks like a thoroughbred race-horse seen through the wrong end of an opera-glass, stands thirteen inches high and is five years old. Another of the Duke of Argyll's numerous brood of daughters was mar ried lately, the bridegroom being Mr. Glyn, Vicar of Kensington, where the Duke lives when in London. Only one of his daughters has made a great match Lady Percy, whoso husband will be Duke of Northumberland. Field Marshal Sir William Gomm, who died three years ago, and whose journals have lately been published, was gazetted an ensign at ten, and at fourteen had his "b iptism of fire" with his regiment in Holland in a bloody en gagement, lasting thirteen hours, when half Gomm's battalion was lost. The boy slept after it for thirty-one hours. He lived to past ninety. In Germany, where there are no restrictions upon the sale of intoxicating beverages on the Sabbath day, thirty two per cent, of murders and crimes of violence are committed on Sundays, and fifty-eight per cent, on Saturday and Sunday, the idle days of the working man. In Scotland the Forbes Macken zie act has been followed bv a consider able diminution in those offenses. More than one thousand deaths are reported as having resui-.ed last year from accidents in mine3 in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland. The average of such deaths during the last eight years is one to every 461 employed. Fall of rock from the roofs, but more particularly from the sides of workings," continues to be the most fruitful source of these disasters; and there seems good reason to believe that a large proportion might be pre vented by a sufiicient provision of tim ber supports. A young male African elephant now occupies the stall in the elephant-house lately vacated by the much-lamented "Jumbo." "Jingo" is the name which this recent addition to the Zoological Society's collection bears. He is young iu years and 3mall in stature, being only lour teet and two inches iu height and weighing about 700 pounds. As he is without olemish or defect of any kind, and perfectly tame and gentle, it is not unlikely that he may soon enjoy the popularity of his predecessor. "Jingo" was captured by Arabs iu Upper Nubia about eighteen months ago, and is be lieved to be about three or four years of age. Grasse. It Is something in these days of shams and deceits, when everything seems to be made of the least probable ingredi ents, to find that the scents which we put on our handkerchiefs are still dis tilled from flowers. No one who has been to Grasse can doubt it. When once the flower season begins, every alley in thetown smells strong of violets, or orange blossoms, or roses, according to the particular flower that the per fumers are at work upon. The cultiva tion of flowers is the great industry of the district. Roses, violets, narcissus, jasmine and tuberose are grown in fields just like turnips or mangolds with us; and in a good seasonpthe land thus em ployed brings in a much better return than if it were sown with wheat or any other crop. It certainly takes away from all the romance of the flowers to see them thus grown wholesale, and the blossoms tossed about with as little care or ceremony as hay or straw. The flowers are all bought by weight at so much a kilo, and must consequently be all hand-picked, and as free from stems as possible. Picking the flowers, espe cially the violets, is very hard work when continued for many hours at a stretch, as has to be done in the height of the season, when the terraces are really so carpeted with blue that not a green leaf of the plant is to be seen, and when all these blossoms must be gath ered and sold before they show the first symptoms of fading. Roses are con sumed in prodigious quantities, for a great deal of the so-called Eastern attar of roses is made at Grasse. During the rose season bands of girls are employed in simply picking the petals from the blossoms. In the room where this labor is going on the floor is covered half a foot thick with rose leaves, looking like drifts of tinted snow. Neroly, the es sence of orange blossom, equivalent in strength to attar of roses, is another of the special products of Grasse ; and the Eerfumers of Cologne are supplied from ore with that andother essences, which they alone have the secret of converting into their famous scented water, of which the so-called Eau de Grasse is a very poor imitation. One kilo, or two pounds weight, of orange petals are used in making one gramme of Neroly. There are ninety perfumeries in the department, and by far the greater number of them are in the town of Grasse itself. Among the legion of men thus employed may be found every degree of fortune and social importance. There are the great factories, with soaring chimneys, that stand out conspicuous above the town. Here everything is worked by steam, after the most approved methods, and a counting-house is attached, where a bevy of clerks and foreign correspond ents conduct all the business on paper, but know nothing of the mechanical pnrt of the trade. The perfumer him self is a man of fortune, who has a showy chateau in the neighborhood, or perhaps he is a Deputy, and lives in Paris, and troubles himself very little about his business as long as it keeps his pockets regularly replenished. But in contrast to this there is the homespun perfumer who looks to everything him self, and does it all on his own prem ises. Here one may watch the stills at work in an out-house in the garden, in the midst of a delightful confusion in which rabbits and other domestic pets make themselves perfectly at home and rush about unrestrained, and where the master gives vague orders to nonde script male and female assistants. Here blossoms are heaped on the floor, and mysterious vials of tinctures are stored on the shelves in one and the same room, and ever and anon a blue-bloused olerk emerges from the den that is called by courtesy a bureau, with pen behind his ear, to give his advice and opinion as to all the mysteries of the craft. Yet here, too, the perfumer prides himself on being a wholesale dealer, and sends his wares to nig bouses both in London and Paris. Saturday Review. KENDALL'S KENDALL'S THE MOST SU(J ESSFUL HKMKDY EVER DISCOV ERED; AS IT la CERTAIN IN ITS EFFECTS, AND DOES NOT BLISTER From COL. : I had B. J. Kendall Co.. (irnti? prized very highly, he had a Iarj; other, wl,i,-h made him v,ry lime: I sur Ami KeOUS who filled to i;un him T tpns IVJIt . . MVTI mmmmmmmi&Smmm drUMi " . . ,?. .? 0frZr ?,rAis; ,lLetcfm.ined Kon trr h d got our Spavin Cure in the Chicago Express, I det"ermined''at once to ti na..- r- !.. .iT"u7:r- '""""l W -" .' aucrsemeni 01 ixen- 1- ii , ;-" ". "jcj uiuuni luri'c uoiiiiw 1 iook luem all and thought !k1" '.' "1Ve 'J? ,huQ ;1. 1 used it according to directions and the fourth lav . .Y i ... . ,:,mc'anu lne U'PS Vr , . iiuii'jnieas iree irom lumps aim as Miiootli Hh is entirely cured. The tine was so remarkable that I ue me remaining iwo Domes who are ery respectfully, L. T. FOSTER. FROM THE ONEONTA PRESS, N. Y. Early last summer Messrs B. ... Kendal, SiS&Si 'made a contract with the publNbcrs of the Press for a half column aSvertl"einent for one i., " " - n""""'-j " uum, f milieu nis. iisea-ci, wnicu we are giving to advance premiam Jt!?0Ut lie tim.e.the advertisement .... u..., ..uvicucs near ouier., nau a spavined horse He read the advertise ment and cone uded to te-t tho efficacy of the remedy, althou-h his fri"mt lau"ied ? h, "theila,lt He lTsbt a P""1, Kendall'., Spavin Cure and cominen-e using Si H011 acPOrdace Wlth, tbe directions, and he informed u this w."k taiit it effected such a complete cure that an expert horseman, who examined the ami ti lZ Cr,d "tl "-0 trace 0f th(l SI,avin or tue l,Ke whe "! "e''i lot-Sid. Mr Scliermerborn has since secured a copy of Kendalls Treatise ou the Horle and Ws Diseases, which he prizes very highly and would be loth to part with at aiiv price provided he could not obtain another copy. So much lor advertising relVable artioies'. KENDALL'S SPAVIN CURE. B. J. Kendall Co Gmts :-You will nnd M&?&fiionr expressman. We sell Koi.UallN Spavin Cure and lind all who u.se it are pie: sed with it. ou may send us mo-e advertising matter, and a few nice cards with our names 0,1 the"K COXLEY A KING. ,1 Bu'J" F"'1?11 ' C- "V"1:-' am ,,yil,f-' i'onr Spavin Cure for a bone spavin (bought of Conley .t Km. Druggists, Columbiana. Ohio.) I tinil it just tie th i to cure a spavin: the lameutfi- his a ,.ft ,.i man-, and by further u,e of the cure I look for the lump to leave. Th.- one bottle wa, worth to me ten times the cost Yours truly, FRANK HELL. KENDALL'S SPAVIN CURE. llOrse aim Ills .Diseases, t Ii.iVc mi II Us none spavin. One bottle entirely cured ounch. lour respectfully, i i- i ii r -. ,s . ,. J. Kendall ,fc Co.. Gents: I have B. T !n,t If tl I r - .. u..u .. t.,.i. ii , Suuu iui iii.ui umei iiuiiiMcs nameti iy yi.u, and p.irtieularlv t.-iuu,iJ5 filial 1.CUICI11.S. Yours KENDALL'S Kendall's Spavin Cure is sure in its effects, mild in its action as it does not blister, yet it is penetrating and powerful to reach anv de p seated p.iin or t. re move any bony growth or any other enlargement If used for several davs muIi h spavins, splints, callous, sprains, swelling, any lain.'ii.s. and all enlaiWniciit or the joints or limbs, or rbi inn.u i-m iu man and for am p-irpcse f..r which":! liniineiit is used for man or beast. It i now know u to l.- the best linun nt for :n it . vcr iis.-d acting mild yet certain in its effects. It is -a-e 1 in i.iii strtnirth wit.i perlect s if x at all seasons of the year. send address for Illustrated Circular, which we think gives positive proof, of its irtues. No remedy has met with such unqualified .success to onr know!ed"e for east as well as man. Price $1 per bottle, or si bottles for $.",. " ' V bea: or it w 18 ill be sent to any address Dr. B. J. KEN SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS. TRAVEL ONLY VIA -TUK BUfiLIIGTOff & HO. BIVfiAIIRQ AD KNOWN AS TJlB BURLINGTON ROUTE ! FOlt ALL POINT.S EAST AND WEST. Daily Express Trains are now run to Chicago, Omaha & Denver Via LINCOLN, AND BETWEKN Kaanatf City, Atchitoa &c Dearer. 2 EXPRESS TKAI.KS Oally BETWEEN OMAIIA AND LINCOLN. All Through Trains are equipped new and elegant with Pullman Palace Cars, Day Coaches and IJagtjage and Express Cars of the latest designs. Through Tickets at Lowest Hates Are on sale at all principal Stations, where passengers can obtain intormation as to Routes, Rates and Connections, and cau secure Sleeping-Car accommodations. Quick Time, Sure Connections, No Delays, As trains run to and from Union Depots at all principal points. P. S. Kuxti. Gen'l T'k't A'gt, 23y Omaha, N'kb. LAND, FARMS, AND- CITY PROPERTY FOR SALE, AT THE Union Pacfic Land Office, On Long Time and low rate of Interest. All wishing to buy Rail Road Lands or Improved Farms will find it to their advantage to call at the U. P. Land Office before lookin elsewhere as I make a specialty of buying and selling lauds on commission; all persons wish ing to sell farms or unimproved land will find it to their advantage to leave their lands with me for sale, as my fa cilitiea for affecting sales are unsur passed. I am prepared to make final proof for all parties wishing to get a patent for their homesteads. ISTHenry Cordes, Clerk, writes and speaks German. SAMUEL C. SMITH, Aet. U. P. Land Department, COLUMBUS, NEB 621-y $66: a week in your own town. $." .Outfit free. No ris-k. Every thing new. Capital not re quired. AVe will lurnis-b you everythlg. 3Iany are making fortunes Ladies make as much as men, and bo and girli make great pay. Reader, if you want a business at which you can make treat pay all the time you work, write for particulars to II. Hallktt & CO., Portland, Elaine, 4jan-y SPAVIN CURE! ALSO LX( ELLENT FOR 1 1 L .ii t i L K S II : SPREAD PROOF BELOW 5Sf L. T. FOSTJEK. YouiiL'stown. Ohio, May 10th, 1S"0. a very valuable ilambletonian colt which I had b n ..n ZAh? r L " on.. .1.... - ir.. .1 .?....; ... "A. J "a" disappeared. I used hut one bottle a any hore in the State, let two of my ncisrhbura now usin" it. ur. ivcna.-wi s 1 realise on the Horse ami paying subscriber to the Press as a lirst appeared in this paper Mr. I. G. Scher- Rochester, hid.. Xov. 30th, 1SS0. 15. .1. Komla' .V . o.. Gent-: IMeas,. send us a Mipph of adertii'i!r matter for Ken dall s Sp: i Cure. It has a good sale here A girf th.' lu-st df satil.ictitii. Of all we h ive -old we h ive yet to learn the tirt untax o ru ble repot I. Verv re-.peet full v, I. DAWSON A SON. Winthrop, Iowa, Nov. S'd. 1SN. 11. .1. Kendall & Co., Gents : Kelospil please Ii ml t!Ti cents for your treatise en the ng your pavin Cure on oneot m li.n-.. f..i- the lamene is and removed most all the LEEUOV M. GUAHAM. -- - - - . - - . .... Milwaukee. Wis., .!.,. 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