, SSPg JK S THE JOURNAL. ISSUED EVEUY WKDXKSDAY, M. K. TURNER & CO., Proprietors and Publishers. bates of AinrEirriMiNc;. j3Buaineaa and professional card of five lines or less, per annum, five dollars. 1ST For time advertisements, apply at this office. XSTTjegal advertisements at statute rates. J3Tor transient advertlsias;, see rates on third page. 0 All advertisements payable monthly. (fulMttutW K hx A- 'OFFICE Eleventh St., vp stairs in Journal Building. terms: Peryear $2 0O Slxmonihs lOO Three months 50 Single copies OS VOL. XIII.-N0. 16. COLUMBUS, NEB., WEDNESDAY. AUGUST 16, 1882. WHOLE NO. 640. W - trp 4- ' .' t CONGRESSIONAL DELEGATION. C. H. VanMyck, U. S. Senator, Neb raska City. Alvin SauxdkrSjU. S. Senator, Omaha. E. K. Valkxtink, Itep., West Point. T.J. Majors, Contingent Kep., Peru. STATE DIRECTORY: Albinus Nance, Governor, Lincoln. S.J.Alexander, Secretary of State. John Wallichs, Auditor, Lincoln. G. M. Bartlett, Treasurer, Lincoln. C.J. Dilworth, Attorney-General. W. W. "W". Jones, Supt. Public Iiibtruc. C.J. Nobea, Warden of Penitentiary. ShTgouM,7' f Prison IPtors. J. O. Carter, Prison Physician. H.P. Mathcwsoi,Supt.'lusane Asylum. JUDICIARY: AmCll Associate Juces. S.Maxwell, Chief Justice, FOURTH JUDICIAL DISTRICT. G. W. Post, Judge, York. M. B. Reese, District Attorney, Wahoo LAND OFFICERS: M. B. Iloxie, Register, Grand Island. Wm. Anyan, Receiver, Grand Island. LEGISLATIVE: State Senator, M. K. Turner. " Representative, G. W. Lehman. COUNTY DIRECTORY: J.G.Higgins, County Judge. John StaufTcr, County Clerk. C. A. Newman, Clerk Dist. Court. J. W. Early, Treasurer. D. C. Kavanaugh, Sheriff. r..J.urmer, surveyor. M. Maber, 1 Joseph Rivet, II. J. Hudson, t County uomnnssioners. Dr. A. Helntz. Coroner. J. E. Moncrief Supt. of Schools. eyron jimett. W.H. Corneli lius,f Justices of thePeace. CITY DIRECTORY: J. R. Meairher, Mavor. A. B. Coffroth, Clerk. J. B. Delsman, Treasurer. W. N. Hensley, Police Judge. J. E. North, Engineer. couxcilmkn: 1st Ward John Rickly. G. A. Schroeder. '2d Ward Vat. Havs. 1. Gluck. 3d Ward J. Rasmussen. A. A. Smith. Colambus Font Office. Open on Sundays Iroin 11 a.m. to 12m. and from 4:30 to r. M. Itusiucss hours except Sunday 0 a. m. to S r. M. Eastern mails close at 11 a.m. Western mails close at4:15.M. Mail leave Columbus for Lost Creek, Genoa, St. Edwards. Albion, Platte Center, Humphrey, Madison and Nor folk, every day (except Sundays) at 4:35 p. in. " Arrives at lu:.V. For Shell Creek and Creston, on Mon days and Fridays, 7 a. m., returning at 7 P. M., same davs. For Alexis, Patron and David City, Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays, 1 p. m Arrives at 12 m. For Conkling Tuesdays and Saturdays 7 a. m. Arrives G p. in. same davs . II. I. Time Table E?nl,nartl Ttnunil. Emigrant, No. 6, leaves at Passeng'r, " 4, " Freight, " S, " " Freight, "10, " Westward Bound. Freight, No. fl, leaves at Passeng'r, " 3, " Freight, " 9, " " G:2." a. 1100 a. m. in. 2:13 p. m. 4:30 a. in. 2:00 p. in 4:27 p. m 0:00 p. m 1:30 a. in Every day except Saturday the three HneB leading to Chicago connect with U P. trains at Omaha. On Saturdays X4here will be but one train a day, as shown by the following schedule: B. & M. TIME TABLE. Leaves Columbus, :4."i A. m. a ueliwoou i:hi - David City, 7.20 " Garrison, 7:4(5 " Ulysses, 8:25 " Staplehurst, 8:55 " Seward, 9:30 Rubv, 90 Milford 10:15 ' Pleasant Dale, 10:45 " Emerald 11:10 ' i t i ti (4 i it It l Arrives at Lincoln, 11:45 M. Leaves Lincoln at 2:25 p. M. and ar rives in Columbus 8:30 p. M. Hakes close connection at Lincoln for all points east, west and south. O.. N. A B. II. ROAD. Time Schedule No. 4. To take effect June 2, '81. For the government and information of employees only. The Companv reserves the right to vary therefrom at pleasure. Trains daily, Sundays excepted. Chitinard Bound. Inward Bound. Norfolk . 7:20 a.m. Columbus 4:33 p.m. Munson . 7:47 Madison .8:20 Humphrev9:05 PL Centre 9:4S LostC reek 10.09 Columbusl0:55 PL Centre 5:42 Huraphrcyti;25 Madison 7:04 Munson.. 7:43 Norfolk . 8:04 t. 4 i. 4 u ( tl it ALBION BRANCH. Columbus. 4:45 p.m. LostCreek5:31 ' Genoa.... 6:10 " Albion ....7:43 A. M. St.Edward8:30 " Genoa ... 9:14 " I.ostCreek9:o9 " Columbusl0:45 " St.Edward7:00 Albion :4 :t H. LITERS & OO, BLACKSMITHS AND "Wagon Builders, Sw Brirk Shop opposite Helntz's Drug Stow. ALL KINDS OF WOOD AND IRON WORK ON WAGONS AND BUGGIES DONE ON SHORT NOTICE. Eleventh Street, Columbus, Nebraska. 50 NEBRASKA HOUSE, 8. J. MARMOT, Prop'r. Nebraska Ave., South of Depot, COL.IHKB1TS, NEB. A new house, newly furnished. Good accommodations. Board by day or week st reasonable rates. fTieto Flrii-Clsui Table. Meali, 35 Cts. Lodgings.. 38-2tf .25 Ct8. COLIJMB1J8 Restaurant and Saloon! E. D. SHEEHAN, Proprietor. fy Wholesale nd Retail Dealer in For eign Wines, Liquors and Cigars. Dub lin Stout, Scotch and English Ales. "Kentucky Whiskies a Specialty. OTSTERB in their season, by the case can or dish. lltkJtreet. SestkefDepet. BUSINESS CARDS. -pvR. CARL SCHOTTE, VETERINARY SURGEON. Office at Dowtv, Weaver &, Co's store. A KDERM)3i 4c KOE., BANKERS, Collection, Insurance and Loan Atrents, Foreign Exchange and Pas sage Tickets a specialty. pOKKLlVS & SULLIVAN,' A TTORNEYS-A T-LA W, Up-stairs in Gluck Building, 11th street, Above the New bank. H. J. I1UUSOI, NOTARY PUBLIC, 12tli Street, 2 doors west or Hammond Honne, Columbus, Neb. 491-y D R. M. 1. TIIIIBSIU, HESIDENT DENTIST. Ollice over corner of 11th and North-st. All operations first-class and warranted. U lIIICAtiO BARBER SHOP! HENRY WOODS, PuOP'K. j3TE7erything in first-class style. Also keep the best of cigars. 516-y f EER &, REEDER, A TTORNEYS A T LA W, Office on Olive St., Columbus, Nebraska. 2-tf C G. A. 1IULLUORST, A. M., M. D., OMEOPA Till C BIIYSI CI AN, ISTTwo Block, south of Court House. Telephone communication. 5-ly M cALLlSTER BROS., A TTOBNEYS AT LAW, Office lice up-stairs in McAllister's build g. 11th St. W. A. McAllister, Notary in Public. 1 . EVAHS, OT. !., PII YSICIA N tfc SURG EON. JST Front room, up-stairs in Gluck building, above the bank, 11th St. Calls an-wcred night or day. ft-Gm .1. M. MACKAKLAM), B. K. COWDKKY, Att:ne7 11 Hctiry raWc. C:Uort:r. LAW AND COLLECTION OFFICE OF MACFAR1jAND& COWDERS", Colum bur, : : : Nebraska. f EO. 3T. DERKY, PAIN TEH. jOfCarriage, house and sign painting, glazing, paper hanging, kaNoiuiniug, etc. done to order. Shop on 13th St., opposite Engine House, Columbus, Neb. 10-y rp ii.RrscuE, llth St., nearly opp. Gluck's store, Sells Harness, Saddles, Collars, Whips, Blanket, Curry Comb, Brushes, etc., at the lowest possible prices. Repairs promptly attended to. BYROS MILLETT, Justice of the Peace and Notary Public. IIYKO MILLETT, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Columbus Nebraska. N. B. He will give close attention to all business entrusted to him. 248. X OUIS SCHREIBER, BLACKSMITH AND WAGON MAKER. All kinds of repairing done on short notice. Buggies, Wagons, etc., made to order, and all work guaranteeu. aSTShop opposite the " Tattersall," Olive Street. '2-r W AEKWEiTOTT, AT T11K CHECKERED BAIiN, Arc prepared to furnish the public wrth good teams, buggies and carriages for all occasions, especially for funerals. Also conduct a feed and sale stable. 49 TAMES PEARS ALL IS PREPARED, WITH FIBST - CLASS APPA RA T US, To remove houses at reasonable rates. Give nim a cull. 1CTOTICE TO TEACHERS. J. B. Moncrief, Co. Supt., Will be in his office at the Court House on tiie first Saturday of each month for the purpose ol examining applicants for teacher's certificates, and for the transactton of any other business pertaining to schools. 507-y pHARUE SLOAX, PROPRIETOR OF TIIE Dealer in Chiuese Teas, Handkerchiefs, Fans, and French Goods. 12th and Olive Sts., Columbus, Neb. 7-12m TAMES SALMON, CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER. Plans and estimates supplied for either frame or brick buildings. Good work guaranteed. Shop on 13th Street, near St. Paul Lumber Yard, Columbus, Ne braska. 52 Omo. WILLIAM RYAN, DEALER IX KENTUCKY WHISKIES Wines, Ales, Cigars and Tobacco. JSTScbilz's Milwaukee Beer constant ly on hand.g3 Eleventh St. Columbus, Neb. Sts. MITCHELL & XABTYH, coEinnBus UEDICii & SR6IUL DB Surgeons O., N. & B. H. B. B., Asst. Surgeons U. P. B'y, COLUMBUS, NEBRASKA. JS. MURDOCK & SON, Carpenters and Contractors. Have had an extended experience, and will guarantee satisfaction in work. All kinds of repairing done on short notice. Our motto is, Good work and fair prices. Call and give us an oppor tunitytoestimateforyou. ETShop on ISth St., one door west of Friedhof & Co's. store, Columbus, Xebr. 483-y ADVERTISEMENTS. MJ1RY! MILLINERY! Mrs. M. S. Drake HAS JUST RECEIVED A LARGE STOCK OF SPRING AND SUMMER MILLIIEBY 110 FMCY MODI :o: J3T A FULL ASSORTMENT OF EV ERYTHING BELONGING TO A FIRST-CLASS MILLIN ERY STORE.. Nebraska Avenue, tvoo doors north of the State Bank. 27-tf BECKER $ WELCH, PROPRIETORS OF SHELL CREEK MILLS. MANUFACTURERS AND WHOLE SALE DEALERS IN FLOUR AND MEAL. OFFICE. COL UMB US. NEB. Dr. A. HEINTZ, DEALER IN DODOS. HEDICIIES. CHEMICALS. WINES, LIQUORS, Fine Soaps, Brushes, PERFUMERY, Etc., Etc., And all articles usually kept on band bj Druggists. Physicians Prescriptions Carefully Compounded. Eleventh' street, near Foundry. COLUMBUS. : NEBRASKA. SPEICE & NORTH, General Agents for the Sale of REAL ESTATE. Union Pacific, and Midland Pacific R. R. Lands for sale at from $3.00 to $10.00 per acre for cash, or on five or ten years time, in annual payments to suit pur chasers. We have also ft large and choice lot of other lands, improved and unimproved, for sale at low price and on reasonable terms. Also business and residence lots in the city. We keep a complete abstractor title to all real es tate in Platte County. 621 COLUMBUS, IVER. PniMY'S BUI BUY THE Patent Roller Process MINNESOTA FLOUR! ALWAYS GIVES SATISFACTION, Because it makes a superior article of bread, and is the cheapest flour in the market. Every sack warranted to run alike, or money refunded. HERMAN OEHLRICH'4 BRO., GROCERS. l-3m WM. BECKER, DEALER IN ALL KINDS OF FAMILY GROCERIES! I KEEP CONSTANTLY ON HAND A WELL SELECTED STOCK. Teas, Coffees, Sugar, Syrups, Dried and Canned Fruits, and other Staples a Specialty. Good Delivered Free f part rtfce.Clfty. I AM ALSO AGENT FOR THE CEL EBRATED COQUHXARD Farm and Spring Wagons, of which I keep a constant supply on hand, but few their equal, in style and quality, second to none. CALX AND LEARN PRICES. Cor. Thirteenth and K StreeU, near A. &N. Depot. Terrilc Natural Farces. The present year bids fair to be noted for its frequent and violent elemental disturbances. Cyclones, tornadoes, heavy and lon-continued rains, fol lowed by terrible floods, hail-storms, unseasonable and severe cold and frosts, have thus far strewn the path of 1882, and if all predictions turn out to be cor rect, the next two months will gfive additional variety to the meteorological programme in the shape of terrific thunder and lightning showers. What is the matter with the powers of the air? While no new forces seem to be apparent in this general weather melee, it is yet quite evident there is an un usual combination of forces at work somewhere. The kaleidoscope of Nature is revolving rapidly, and sending her hidden machinery into new po sitions and displaying constantly a succession of fresh and varying phe nomena. But high scientific authority declares that this world, like a huge bead, is strung upon a thread of law, and if this be so, we must not suspect any element of chance or capricious uncertainty in the regular and orderly movements of natural forces. Vennor has recently givou out that he bases his observations and guesses in part on ihe periodical re currence of certain courses or demon strations of atmospheric phenomena; that about once in so often peculiar seasons appear, and unusual occur rences take place in earth and seatftnd sky, and that by a careful study of the past lie is able to predict to some ex tent the future. It v .u! I thus seem that in the original con i.iutiou or ar rangement of things, uniformity and regularity were to be the prevailing -rules of all natural movements and sequences, and in addition to this the law of variation was also to come in at stated intervals and modify or inter rupt the otherwise monotonous proces sion of events. Just as in a skillfully composed piece of music, there is the central theme of melody running through the whole, and then, harmoni ously mingling with it, an almost in finite number of divergencies and varia tions, so in the grand plan of the world, as revealed in the operations of the ma terial universe, there is a main chord of regularity and uniformity visible, and, coupled with these, any number of variable and extraordinary divergen cies from the usual course. Many years ago, among the popular and instructive lectures of the Rev. T. Starr King who, as a far-seeing and subtle thinker, has never had an equal in this country was one entitled "The Laws of Disorder." in which he demon strated with rare I'eautv and force the fact that the most uncertain and appar ently capricious of all earthly events and movements were under the control of fixed and unchangeable laws. In like manner the results of the patient and protracted studies of all modern scientific naturalists, like Darwin and Spencer, go to prove that the idea of unity and uniformity, coupled with the power of variations, forms one portion of the ground-plan of the world. This is seen alike in the perpetuation of spe cies or t'pes of animals and vegetable life, in the movements of history and the unfolding of civilization, in the re currence of natural phenomena and in the rolling of the worlds through the in finite spaces. It can thus be seen at a g'ance how erroneous are the views of those who would attribute all the extraordinary oc currences of life to the direct interposi tion of an unseen and divine hand. The conception of a Creator and Kuler of this and other worlds sitting on a hid den throne and hurling thunderbolts at his own will and pleasure far and near, as Jove was supposed to do from the top of Mount Olympus, may be Grecian and classic, but .in the liirht of ascer tained scientific facts andlaws, it can hardly be called either Christian or civ ilized. Another thought in connection with the working of these terrific natural forces is, that any new light which can be thrown upon the times and seasons which they observe, or the methods and laws which they follow, would be a great public benefaction. And to this end the recent efforts of General Hazen and the Signal Service corps to observe more accurately the origin and courses of tornadoes in the various portions of this country are worthy of all commen dation. It is not much, at the best, which can be learned or communicated concerning these terrific aerial visita tions, but all that can be known should be known and distributed broadcast throughout the sections of country most liable to sutler from their desolating ravages. The recent exhibitions of cy clonic power in Iowa and elsewhere nake this subject a most pertinent one at the present time, and call for renewed activity in the direction which the Signal Corps has so happily and oppor tunely marked out. Chicago Journal. Handy Husbands. Every family needs one! No house hold should be without at least one! He is the most convenient labor-saving article yet discovered, combining the strength and readiness of machinery with the intelligence and adaptation of minds. With a quick appreciation of the condition of affairs, t'ie handy hus band takes hold when and where help is most needed; and, without any bluster or blunder, moves the work on. And oh! how good a little help seems when one is very tired! It rests the mind more than the body. First of all" the handy husband waits on himself that is, usually. He does not expect somebody else to bring him whatever he wants, lay all his clothes right under his hand, and hunt up everything he has mislaid. I remember once being very much impressed by seeing a gentleman whose business gave him supervision over a hundred work ers, actually leave the table to bring a carving-knife which had been forgotten by some of the three ladies sitting at breakfast with him, and he did not ap pear annoyed or make any remark about it, either. We should offer and give assistance to each other when there b special need when one is sick or very lired, or greatly hurried but no human being has a right to make him self or herself a constant burden to others unless the "burden" is helpless. Next, the handy husband does not take unnecessary work. When he builds a fire he brushes up the litter; when he gets anything on the floor he cleans it up with moo or broom: when his boots are muddy he takes them off Deiore waiting around the house. He puts things in their places, which, if every one would do, how much work and worry would be saved! Saturday night he makes himself clean, and Sun day morning dresses for church without once asking where anything is, and on Monday he brushes his clothes and puts them away for the next occasion. The handy husband sees when the water-pail and wood-box are emptvg well as the flour-barreL He nur! not bring all the wood and water; that de J tends upon whether there is more help or the out-door or in-door work, but he does not allow a woman to do these things when two or' three grown boys are about. . The handy husband will keep house for himself, if necessary, in order to let his wife have a holiday or short vacation occasionally. He will even stay home with the baby sometimes to let nor go, and is always ready to do his share in taking care of children. How much more care children will take for father and mother when they have the example of the parents' thoughtfulness for each other! The handy husband is careful to en tertain company, since the most of the serving must fall on his wife. He has a set of tools with which to keep the premises in repair, and contrives con veniences for the house and barn. Many a man could make meat bovs. .shelves and benches if he had but the V.iols and good will to try it. in short, it is hard to tell what the handy husband will not do. He is al ways giving you a surprise. He can sweep, mop, wash, iron, bake griddle cakes, skim milk, wash dishes and pans, make a bed, and has even been known to make bread, pies, cake and biscuit. Much of this skill depends upon obser vation and some upon home training when young. Let the mothers of these boys raise a generation of handy husbands, but let not the wives abuse these precious treas ures because they are so very hand'. There is always a temptation "to expect more of them than we have the right. One notable instance of a hand hus band which came under my observation deserves to conclude this article. The wife was a partial invalid; the husband had an errand to town which she could do; it was the family washing-day, add as he knew that he was better able than she to do the washing, and that the ride would do her good, he kept one little child at home with- him and washed while she took the other and went to town, did the errand and made a visit. Rural New Yorker. A. Decided Agony. A young man from the best circles in New Haven started out last 'evening to call on a lady friend, a very proper and laudable exhibition of his gentlemanly qualities. He had taken exceeding pains with his toilet, wearing his extra double-reefed trousers, his wash-bowl hat, the watch-fob of his father, and other appurtenances pertaining to what might le called the best stvle of the day. It was the dreamy, dusky hour of "twiHght that he came to the front gate of the residence of the father of His "best girl." for 'twas she he was calling on. With palpitating heart he brushed the cigar ashes from his vest, put his hand on the gate, and with his most charming smile looked up the gravel path. There stood in defiant attitude a big bull dog. The close cut of the young man's trousers precluded his going boldly past that bull dog. There was not enough "slack" in the cloth to give fiee play to the animal's teeth. The young man was in a pre dica'menL Somehow he never knew the old man kept a dog before, and he thought it very strange that the girl had never cautioned him in regard to the savage brute. However, he con cluded to try the power of kindness awl his " animal magnetism " on the dog. So he carefully opened the gate and advanced with his eye fixed steadi ly on the brute. "Bose, Bose, Bosey; nice old fellow; Bose. Bose, Bosey;" but the dog remained imperturbable, not even a tail wag of recognition did he vouchsafe. Not exactly in love with the situation, and still being of cour ageous mold, he advanced a step fur ther. "Bose, Bosey, Bose; ah, you rascal! Bose, Bosey, Bose! Nice old dog! Bose, Bosey, Bosey!" But "Bose" didn't wince or move. The cold perspiration stood in great beads on the young man's brow, but the dog seemingly cared not Just as the yonng man was about to postpone his call to some other evening, the hired man sauntered around the corner of the house, picked up the big earthen pug and set it on the piazza out of the wet, remarking with a knowing wink: "It's a new idea of Miss Flo's. She thought it might scare ofl some o' the fellers." And hearing a sound as of rippling feminine laughter behind the blinds the young man walked rapidly up the street New Haven Register. A Brare" Man. . At Brother Barnes' meeting last night, there was anepisode in which a colored brother and'the highest judicial officer of the State gave a public exhibi tion of the fraternal relations existing between the white and colored races in Kentucky. While the evangelist stood with outstretched hands asking: "Who will trust the Lord?" Judge Thomas F. Hargis, of the Court of Appeals, was moved to confession and took his seat on the front row of chairs. Shortly after there passed down the aisle a penitent, blacker than the midnight eyes of the sable goddess. Then came others who Brotuer Barnes observed were careful to choose seats as far away as possible from the dusk- brother. Stopping right in the midst of the siug ing. Brother Barnes said: "My dear friends, you see that this colored brother has come forward to confess Christ, and you are staying away simply because you don't want to sit beside him. Here he sits alone on this front row, and all that have come for ward have been careful not to seat themselves near him. Any man com ing forward despite the prejudice against color anil taking a seat by the side of this colored brother will' be a brave, noble man. I know that in the eyes of society there is a difference be tween you and him; but, dear friends, before God the difference does not exist. He was born this way. He cannot help his color. Still, he has a soul to save. If you stay away now it will prove the success of the devil's device. The devil knows Frankfort people and has taken this advantage of their prejudices. 4Jh, my friends, this same devil is a sharp old fellow, but I'm going to get ahead of him. He doesn't think any one will have the courage to sit next tb this col ored man, and. friends, will you let the devil triumph? A brave man, remem ber, is he who takes a seat alongside the colored friend who has come forward to confess Christ and save his soul from the peril of eternal damnation." At this Judge Hargis arose, and. taking the sable penitent by the hand, sat down in the chair next him. Brother Barnes in the meanwhile looking on approvingly, and, with a quiet smile of happy satis faction, exclaiming: "The Recording Angel will note this in the Book of Life, praise the Lord!" Frankfort (A"y.) Dispatch ' Kamen r . Cnauo, a Cuban planter, has bequeathed $-100,000 for a Cuban college in New York. PERSONAL AND LITERARY. Colonel George W. Patton, of the regular army, retired list, who died re cently, was the author of several well known songs, Including "Joys That We've Tasted." Not long before the death of Dr. Holland he wrote to a young correspon dent: " A literary life is a hard and dif ficult one; look well before you choose a life so full of difficulty." Charles O'Connor, the veteran law yer, it is rumored, is preparing a vol ume on the famous law cases in which he has been engaged, which he intends to have ready for publication before the end of the year. Fanny Davenport says: "HI had a daughter who had a taste for the stage, I would take her to see the most horri ble things. I would so sicken her mind that she would never mention a taste for the stage again." The Rev. Charles C. Sewell, of Med field, Mass., attained to his eightieth birthday recently. He is the oldest liv ing preacher of the Unitarian denomi nation in this country, having been li censed as preacher in 1826. Musurus Pacha, the Turkish Am bassador in England, describes the form of verse which ne has employed in his translation of Danto's "Inferno" as "a twelve-syllable paroxytone meter, re sembling the iambic, though wanting the quantitative movement. Mr. Emerson is generally known to have been, of late years, a sufferer from aphasia, or enfoeblement of memory. After attending Longfellow's funeral, he said to a friend: "That gentleman whose funeral we have been attending was a sweet and beautiful soul, but I forget his name." George Otto Trevelyan, the newly appointed Chief Secretary for Ireland, is a nephew of the late Lord Macaulay, the historian. He is about fifty years old, has a wide acquaintance with public affairs, and enjoys considerable literary reputation. He has, for some time, been Secretary of the Admiralty, but is best known in this country through his "Life and Letters of Lord Macaulay," a work entitled to rank with Boswell's celebrated u Life of Johnson." The Rev. Mr. Strettel, rector of St. Martin's.Canterbury, England, although born in that country, is a lineal de scendant of Robert Strettel, who was Mayor of Philadelphia about tho year 1750. He is now searching in this country for traces of the family line, and, although he has found no kinsmen bearing his name, he has brought to light some curious and interesting documents relating to his ancestors and the early history of Philadelphia. The Louisville Courier-Journal thus speaks of three famous Tennesseeans, who are now dead: "There was a time when 'Parson' Brownlow, 'Andy' John son and Horace Mayuard were the three great men of Tennessee, and, though differing in every other charac teristic, they were much alike in sway ing the people by their blunt honesty. The three were perfectly fearless in that they clung to their opinions and prin ciples irrespective of the popular re gard." HUMOROUS. What constellation resembles an empty fire-place? The Great Bear (grate bare.) A pretty young girl in the country has a six-foot lover, who lives in a town two miles distant, and visits her three nights a week. The neighbors say she is an adept at "drawing the long beau." A bootblack, smoking a "butt" which he had just picked up, is accost ed by a comrade with: "Say, what brand of cigar is that?" "Robinson Crusoe?" " Why d'yercall it that?" " "Cause it's a castway." She: "Why is it that whenwe were lovers, you always got me a box at the theater, and covered the front with bou- auets, but now you buy seats 'in the ress circle?" He: "At that time your father paid for your bonnets." It was an Irishman who remarke of a miser who had died and was treat ed to rather a pretentious burial: "Faith, and if he'u lived to see how moighty expinsive a thing it was to doie himself, he'd never been born." The young ladies of a social club in New Albany, Ky., call themselves the " Buds of Promise." Whenever a fel low wants to ingratiate himself with the girls he puts his hand on his heart and exclaims: "Am I not a man and a bud der?" Courier-Journal. The paper-pattern fiend who calls on newspaper offices for a few exchang es, to be used in his family for cutting paper patterns, alwavs wants papers of tho latest dates. He probably has a notion that the latest style of patterns can only be cut from the latest papers. N. O. Picayune. Jones, who possesses no musical ear, was hugely enraptured at the vocal fireworks of a poor singer at a recent concert. "Don't you think she is splendid?" he inquired of a musician nearby. "I think she is a glorious screech er," was the truthful response; and Jones was satisfied. Musical Herald. He had always told her that levity was not becoming, especially in a girl about to enter into the sacred duties of a wife. She promised to reform and the wedding came off at last. When the officiating clergyman, in the course of the ceremony, turned to the groom and in a very solemn manner asked him to repeat the words: "With all my worldlv goods I thee endow," the bride ducked her head against the altar rail ing and just snorted with merriment. The groom was a deck-hand in a Myrtle avenue thread and needle store. Brook lyn Eagle. A Negligent Conductor. When the train going west over the Detroit, Lansing & Northern Railroad had pulled out of Howell the other day the conductor discovered that a man who should have stopped off there was stiK n board. "Didn't you hear the brakeman call out your station?"' he asked. "Yes, I heard him call Howell, but how did 1 know it was the Howell I wanted to get off at? I've never trav eled over this road before." "Well, w don't have but one Howell on this line." "Then why didn't you come to me like a man and say so? Pm from Nova Scotia, and how was I to know but that your country was full of Ho wells?" "Passengers should know where they want to get off," muttered the conduc tor. "So they should, sir, and if you had kindly come to me and notified me that this was the only Howell, and that this was the Hewell where my aunt lives, I should not now be here, sir. I shall now decline to get off this train until kave the advice of her Majestr Consul t Detroit!" JW " Ma Taking Boarders. To take boarders for an absolute de pendence iu the way of support is probably as harassing an occupa tion as can well be found, especially with the risk of hiring a large house and furnishing it for the purpose. A great deal, however, can be said on ooth sides. The case is not so difficult .with tho owner or occupant" of her own house, who, having room that can be very well spared, chooses to diminish her housohold expenses by adding to the number of the inmates. It increases her cares also, but money cannot bo made in anv way without effort of some kind, and this method seems preferable to ordinary teaching or sewing. To succeed, however, in takinz and entertaining boarders, either on a large or a small 3cale, requires good house keeping, and what may be called a gift of economy, which does not mean pro viding poor things, but getting tho most for one's money. An economical housekeeper who understands her busi ness will furnish a good table with a sum which, in the hands of one who thinks of saving money, would produce the most unsatisfactory results. The manner of cooking and serving food has quite as much to do with its at tractiveness as the quality of the pur chase made; half-cooked vegetables, and meats scorched without and raw within, can never be inviting, whatever the original cost or quality may have been. As a general thing, there is a sort of airy unconcern about those who take boarders, in regard to all matters not absolutely " down in the bond," which is highly exasperating; and considering all things, the wonder is not that so many fail in this calling, but that any succeed. Were it not that there Is al ways an abundant supply of homeless people in the world, landladies who trouble themselves only about what is barely necessary, and do even that in an inefficient way, would oftener find that "it dosen't pay to take boarders." How often, for instance, does any one looking for board chance to find a room that has a home look about it? Do not the apartments generally shown look as if some one had just died there, and everything had been dismantled In con sequence? Not a bit of drapery to bed or windows, not a bracket or a table cover, not a cushion or footstool. The four walls are there often with an ug ly paper on them with the orthodox bedstead and bureau and chairs, pos sibly a hard lounge, but probably none at all. What possibilities of cheerful ness are there in such a room, if the oc cupants have no furniture of their own with which to brighten it? "But we can't afford to ornament rooms," say the struggling landladies; "it wouldu't pay. We can scarcely make both ends meet as it is." This is just where they make a mis take, because it tvould pay. It would pay to drape the windows with cheap and tasteful curtains those of white muslin, cretonne, unbleached muslin, Canton llauncl, or low-priced worsted stuns being particularly serviceable for winter to drape the mantel with the same, and to have a 'table cover that matches or harmonizes. A lounge im provised from a packing-box, with springs and a small husk mattress over them, could be covered to suit the dra peries. A few touches of this kind would completely transform a bare, ugly room into something homelike, ami the small outlay required would certainly be returned tenfold. A la(ly who desires to receive into her family one additional inmate, as a means of increasing her income, will find no difficulty, if she reside in the city, in obtaining a desirable lady or gentleman boarder willing to pay liber ally for homo comforts. Many such people detest boarding-houses, and would dispense with a great variety at the table for the sake of having what is put upon k made inviting. Even so simple a thing as the popular breakfast dish of oatmeal is seldom cooked so as to be fit to eat. Often placed upon the table half raw, because so few cooks seem to understand the immense amount of moderate boiling or simmer ing that it requires, it quite deserves the name of "chicken feed" facetiously be stowed upon it. It can be made, though, a very delicate and nour ishing dish bearing in mind the fact that cream or good rich milk is its nat ural congoner. It is not necessary, however, to go into the details of breakfast, dinner and tea dishes, a passing allusion to the causes of failure on the part of those who attempt to take boarders being sufficient for our purpose. The asser tion can easily be proved from facts that more people are looking fruitlessly for home-like quarters than there are people having such quarters to offer. It follows therefore, that any one who will furnish something more attractive than is usually offered will have no rea son to complain of want of success. Ella Rodman Church, in Harper's Mag azine. Poisoned by the Thorn of a Rose. The death of Allen J. Cuming on Friday last was attended by circum stances which created much comment in the circles in which he was well known, and among those members of the medical profession conversant with the facts in the case. On Sunday, April 30, while arranging a bouquet on his dinner table, he scratched his thumb on one of the thorns on the stem of a rose bud. At the time he did not notice it, nor were the three trifling scratches on the thumb discovered until he began to feel paiu some hours afterward. With in twenty-four hours from the time of the infliction of the wound inflammation set in, and th scratches developed into painful wounds. Dr. A. B. Ball, the family physician, was called, and, despite the best known methods of treatment, ery sipelas set in, and was followed by ab scesses of the hand and the lower third of the forearm. Dr. Robert F. Wier was called in consultation, the abscesses were lanced; but, though ever- treat ment that modern surgical and medical science has devised in such cases was tried, blood poisoning resulted. Pneu monia, combined with a slight attack of pleurisy, followed, and Mr. Cuming was relieved from his intense sufferings on Friday by death. Whether the in jury from" the rose-thorn was the abso lute cause of disease and death the at tending physicians will not state as a certainty, though no other local cause leading to the final result can be ascer tained. N. Y. Times. It has been suggested by a South ern gentleman, in view of the number of steamboat fires which have occurred lately, that there be put in evesystate room of passenger steamersejfjf electric bell connected with thoierk's office and the pilot house. By this means, in ease of disaster, the palsengersjaight all be awakened at oiWrnnk precious time saved. NT' IndepensL BEUGIOUS AND EDUCATIONAL. Joseph Longworth, who gave $50, 000 to the Cincinnati Art Scnool not long ago. has added an endowment fund of $10,000 a year. Detroit Free Press. The Anti-Gossip Cociety isi the name of a new organization set on I foot by the Sunday-school people and others of the Methodist Episcopal Church in Attleboro. Mass. Boston Post. The people of Egan. D. T., finding it impossible to complete more- than one church : the town, erected a ueat edi fice, called it a Union Church, and services are held regularly with a rota tion of resident ministers. Of the Yale cL-us of 1882 no fewer than seventy-two confess that they drink intoxicating liquids, sixty-seveu smoke, fifty-seven bet. forty gamble and fifty-two swear. Fourteen of the class are engajied to be married. N. I. Sun. A Sikh gentleman in Lahore, the capital of the Punjaub. Northern India, has offered $12,500 to Kev. William Harper, of the Church of Scotland Mis sion, toward founding a Christian col lege in that province. A few years ago ho could not have done it safely. A novel and quite successful feature of the Protestant work iu Ireland is preaching in tents, which are removed from place to place. It is found that while Roman Catholics will not on any condition enter a Protestant place of wors'iip. they will attend and listen to preaching iu these tents. Chicago Tri bune. President Robinson, of Brown Uni versity, took the ground in his bac calaureate sermon, 'hut belief in Christ was a practical help to worldly success. "There have been eminent men." ho said, " of high character and of brilliant parts, who have not avowed themselves to be practical believers in Jesus. But their eminence, and learning, and char acter, and brilliancy, have not beon be cause of their unbelief. Neither is there anv evidence that belief might not have adtled to the grounds of their distinction." AT. Y. Sun. A society established in Austria for the benefit of the Gerjuan schools of the Empire is to acquire an abundant work ing capital by means of a voluntary tax . which the students of the University of Vienna have agreed to impose upon their consumption of beer. Whenever one of them disposes of six glasses at a sitting he must, instead of taking a sev enth glass, contribute seven kreutzers (about four and a half cents) to the fund of the society. There are '2,000 such students, and it is estimated that each of them on an average drinks his six glasses at lea-.t twice a week. This will give the society an income of nearly $10,000 a year. The season of college commence ments, graduations and female semmary anniversaries is upon us once more, and now lookout for new species of an atomical phenomena with which the air will soon be filled. "Hand of mem ory" that points backward; "fateful fingers of the future" that point for ward; "spirits of ambition, courage, hope, etc.;' "eyes that jaze tearfully down the vistas of the past;" "loving groups of sisters and "courageous bands of brothers" all with assorted emotions, a bouquet in one hand, a dip loma iu the other, their tickets and trunk checks iu their pockets, and ready to fly for their long vacation tho moment they hear the "Vale." AT. Y. Independent. Understanding Men's Natures. About mid-afternoon yesterday a citi zen who pulls down the scales at 196 pounds descended the first flight of stairs beyond the post office in just tho same manner that a bag of oats would have chosen, and whim he brought up at the foot lie was in no frame of mind to chip in anything for the heathen in Africa. The first citien who arrived on the spot knew what his duty required of him on such an occasion, and he smil ingly remarked: "I don't believe you can improve on the old way!" Hie second citizen passing was in a hurry: but he knew that he must halt and inquire: "Like that any better than coming down the way the rest of us do?" The third citizen had business at the post-office, but he turned a-ide, cleared his throat, and remarked: "Evidently fell down stairs? Curi ous how it sets the blood to circulating! Some of you had better see if his nose is broken good-bye?" There was a fourth spectator, and he slowly entered the door-way. bent over the victim, and remarked: "I'd hae given a dollar to see him come down! He's one of the sort who bump ever' stair!" The fifth man was about to add his mite when the v ictim rose up. " His elbows were skinned, his nose barked, his coat torn and his back sand-papered the whole length, but he was a -man who had traveled. He knew that ev erybody in the crowd was hoping to see him jump up and down and shake his fist", and paw the air. and to hear him declare that he woull lick all the man who could be packed in a ten-acre lot, and therefore he brought a sweet smile to his face, lifted his nat like a perfect gentleman, and limped up stairs with the bland remark: "Stubbed my toe as I came in the door, you know, and came near falling in a heap." Detroit Free Pres.-. m Terrible Predicament. Messrs. E. S. Early and S. E. Hines, who have just completed a saw-mill in the mountains above Wolf Creek, East Tennessee, furnished the following par ticulars of a recent ground-hog hunt: A few mornings ago a man living near Wolf Creek was attracted by the barking of his dogs, and going to where they had treed on the side of the moun tain he found his game in a hollow log lying upon the ground with the entrance up-hill. He procured a Ions: pole to I reach the game, but this being too short. , he crawled iu to lengthen the pole and . hung his toes over the end of the log. In this position he lost his hold, and down he went into the log on top of the ground-hog, and a lively light began. J'he man's superior strength prevailed, but not till he had been bitten in eleven places and badly scratched and scarred. ISut the trouble had not ended, but the man had. and wrong end down at that, but he could not crawl backward up-hill, so he- was a prisoner, and in a critical, not to sa ridiculous position, with no means of escape. Fortunately, at this frightful juncture, the family became uueasy and went out to see what had happened, and were horrified at the discovery. Finally, after a round of cursing, praying and crying, the victim was cut out of the log and "set right side up," clothed ami in his right mind. I UUt IfJO "iuuuu-u, i ueau. inw J ianfiogajl'imes. -.1 3 - L- x .y -ai