y ir s. : : THE JOURNAL. WEDNESDAY. Al'G. "J. is::. X:te:e. a: tbo Pc:t:5cs, C:lt cui: ir.cr. MY OWN. Brown hftids anl go'd around my knoo Dispute in cncor ila). Sweet, cliildish voicis in my ear Km Biandin! all tin day. Jet. wnnetimen in a nuiMen hush, Such xh mj- little loy' had been If 1 had kciit my wu. And when, ofttiines they come tome. As eraiing hours erit v hing, Aiul bc me winninglr to eivc At-tor uraioiii!, I bm n pair f star-bright eyes Among ihcothers shine Tb.- ei hif him who i.e'tr has heard SUiry r son;: of mine. At night I go my rounds, and rauu Each hite-drajjd cot bi-fiide. And lK.te hou tiusli is tins one's check. How that uncV ourls lie wide; And to a roriiertena.it 'esu My swift thought ttv aier That would have lxen it bv had lired. My other darling's place. The years go fiyit: my children soon Within tin- Morl-l .f men Will find tin ir work, and venture forth. Not to return ncaiu; Uut there is one .! cannot gu 1 f hall not Le alune: Tl.e ..ttlb hoy ho n- cr lived Will Hlwar h n'y own. -MtiiU ir. I'ltmuiier hi nlitry SfayizitA. A NOVEL FOOT-RACE. The following sketch is taken from Edward Eggleston's serial. "The Hoosier ehool-boy," now aji.ariu;; in St. Nicholas. Jack, the '"Hoosier School boy." has discovered some unencum bered property in Kentucky belonging to Mr. Francis dray. This he intends to attach for u debt owed his father. His mother having declined an offer of compromise from Tinkham, (Iray's lawyer, these latter are discussing the reason of her refusal : They've got wind of something." Baid Mr. Tinkham to Mr. Gray, "or c-u they are waiting for you to resume tiayniuii't or else the widow's got money somewhere for her present necessaries." "I don't know of what hope they can have ot getting monej- out of me," said Gray, with a laugh. "I've tangled everything up so that Heal can't tind a thing to levy on. I have but one piece of projKrty exposed, and that's not? in this Suite." "Where is it ?" asked Tinkham. It's in Kentucky, five miles back of Tort William. I took it last week in a trade, and I haven't yet made up my mind what to do with it." "That's the very tiling." said Tink ham, with his little face drawn to a point "the very thing. Mrs. Dudley's son came home trom Port William yes terday, where he has been at school. They've heard of that land, I'm afraid; for Mrs. Dudley is very positive she will not sell the claim at anv price." "I'll make a mortgage to ni brother on that land and send it off from the mail-boat as I go town to-morrow." said Grav. "That'll bo too iato," said Tinkham. 'Ileal will have his judgment recorded tm .-odii ns the packet gets there. You'd better yo b the packet, get olT, and coo the mortgage recorded yourself, and then tuKe the mail-boau" To tins. Gray agi eed. and the next da. when .Jack went on board the packet SwiltsMv," he found Mr. Franeis Grav going aboard aNo. Mr. Peal had warned .lack that he must not lot any bod from the packet get to the clerk's ollice ahead ol him that the lirxt paper deposited for record would take the land. Jack wondered win Mr. Francis Gra) was aboard the packet which went no farther than Madison, while Mr. Cray's homo was in Louisville. Ho soon guessed, however, that Gray meant to land at Port William, and so to head him off. Jack looked at Mr. Gray's form, made plump bv good feed ing, and felt safe, lie couldn't be very dangerous in a foot-race. Jack relleeted with much hopefulness that no boy in school could catch him in a straight away run when he was fox. He would certainly leave the somen hat puffy Mr. Francis ( Iry behind. Hut in the hour's run down this river, including two landings at Minuit's anil Craig's, Jack had time to remember that Francis Gray was a cunning man, and might head him oft by some trick r other. A varue fear took possession of him, and he resolved to be first off the boat before anv pretext could be invent ed tostnp him. Meantime, Irancis Gray had looked lit Jack's lithe legs with apprehension. " lean never beat that bov," he had reflected. " Mv running days are over. ruining amonir the reek p:u-engors a young fellow who looked as" though ho needed money. Gray appro.icl icd him with this question: "Do ou belong in Port William.young mRti?" " I don't belong nowhere else, I reckon."answenHlthc seedy fellow, with shuffling impudence. "Do ou know whore the countv clerk's office "is? " asked Mr. Graj Yes. and the market-house. 1 can show you the way to the jail, too, if on want to know, but 1 s'pose you've been thare many a time." laughed the "wharf-rat. " Gray was irritated at hi rudeness, but he swallowed his nuger. "Would you like to make five dol lars ?" "Now you're talkin' intercstin'. Why didn't you begin at that eend of the subjick ? Pd like to make live dol lar as well as the next feller, provided it isn't to be made by too much awful bard work." "Can you run well ?" "If they's money at t other eend of the race I cau run like sixty cr a spclL Taint my common gait, howsumever." "If you'll take this paper." said Gray, and get it to the Countv Clerk's J office before anybody else gets there from this boat, I'll give you five dol lars." "Honor bright?" asked the chap, takinir the oaoer. drawinor n lm- breath, and looking as though he had ! discovered a gold mine. I " Honor bright," answered Grav. ! "You must jump off first of all. forj there's a boy aboard that will beat you ! if he cau. No pay if you don't win." i "Which is the one that'll run ag'in ' aoe P' asked the long-logged fellow!3 Gray described Jack, and told the yonng man to go out forward ?ul he would see him. Gray was not willing to be t.een with the "wharf-rat," lest sus- C'cions should be awakened in Jack udley's mind. Iiut after the shabby joung man had gone forward ami looked at Jack, he came back with a doubtful air. "That's Hoosier Jack, as we used to call him," said the shabby young man. He an' two more used to "row a boat ' aerost the river every day to go to ole ilea's school. He's a hard one to beatthey say he used io lay the whole school out on prisoners' base, and that he could leave 'cm all behind on fox." "You think you can do it then?" ask ed Gray. ' Gimme a little start and I reckon I'll fetch it. It's up-hill part of the way and he may lose his wind, for it's a good half-mile. You must make a row with him at the gansr-plank, er do omelhin' to kinder hold him back. I The wind's down stream to-dav, and the boat's shore to swing in a little ft I'll jump for it and you keep him back." To this. Gray assented. As the shabby -oung fellow had pre dicted, the boat did swing around in tho wind, and have some trouble in bnnghig her bow to the wharf-boat. The (Captain stood on the hurricanc oepk calling to the pilot to "hack her." e top Jicr." -go ahead on her," "go head on yer Iabbcrd." ami "back 6n I jet stabbeid." Now, Just an The Csp- tain was backing the starboard whoe4 nd going ahead on his larboard, so as to briug the boat arouud right, Mr. Grav turned ou Jack. "tVhat are you treading on my toes for, you impudeut young rascal '" he broke out. Jaok colored and was about to reply sharply, when he caught sight of the ehrfbby young fellow, who had just then leaped from the gunwale of the boat amidships and barely reached the wharf. Jack guessed why Gray had tried to irritate him he saw that the well known "wharf-rat" was to be hia com petitor. But what could he do? The wind held the bow of the boat out. the gaug-plank which had been pushed out ready to reach the wharf-boat was still (irmly grasped by the deck-hands, and the farther eud of it was six feet from the wharf, and much above it. It would be ton minutes before any one could leave the boat in the regular way. There was only one chance to defoat the rascally Gray. Jack concluded to take it. He ran out upon the plank amidst the harsh cries of the deck-hands, who tried to stop him. and the oaths of the mate, who thundered at him, with the stern order of the Captain from the upper deck, who called out to him to go back. Uut, luckily.tho steady palling ahead of the larboard engine, ami the back ing of starboard, began just then to bring the boat around, the plank sauk down a little under Jack's weight, and Jack mado the leap to tho wharf, hear ing the confused cries, orders, oaths aud shouts from behind him as ho pushed through the crowd. "Stop that thief !" cried Francis Gray to the people on the wharf-boat, but iu vain. Jack glided swiftly through the people, and got ou shore before any one could check him. He charged up the hill after the shabby young follow, who had a decided lead, while some of the men on thu wharf-boat pursued them boUi, uncertain which w:is the thief. SnehauoUierpell-inell race Port Williams had never seen. Windows Hew up and heads went out. Small boys joined the pursuing crowd, and dogs barked indiscriminately and un certainly at tho heels of everybody. There were cries of "Hurrah for Long Ben!" and "Hurrah for Hoosier Jack!" Some of Jack's old school-mates essay ed to stop him to find out what it was all about, but ho would not relax a muscle, and he had no time to answer an- questions. He saw the faces of the people dimly; he heard the crowd cry ing after him, "Stop, thief ;" he caught a glimpse of his old teacher, Mr. Niles. regarding him with curiosity as he darted by; he saw an anxious look in Judge Kane's face as he parsed him on a street corner. Hut Jack held his eyes on Long Ben, whom he purfcued as a dog does a iox. Ho had steadily gained ou the fellow, but Ben had too much the start, aud unless, he should give out, there would be littlo chance for Jack to overtake him. One thinks quickly in such moments. Jack re membered that there wore two ways of reaching the county clerk's orllce. To keep the street around the block was the natural way to lake an alley through the square was neither longer nor shorter. Hut by running down the alley ho would de prive Long Hen of the spur of seeing his pursuer, and he might even make him think that Jack had given out. Jack had plaved this trick when play ing hound and fox. aud at any rate he would by this turn shake off the crowd. So into the alloy he darted, and the be wildered pursuers kept ou crying "stop thief after Long Hen. whose reputa tion was none of thu best. Somebody ahead tried to catch the shabby young fellow, aud this forced Hen to make a slight curve, which gavo Jack the ad vantage, so that just as Beu neurod the ollice. Jack rounded a corner out of an alley, and entered ahead of him. dashed up to the clerk's desk and deposited the judgment. "For record," he gasped. The next instant the shabby young fellow pushed forward the mortgage. "Mine first !" cried Lang Ben. "I'll take yours when I get thi9 en tered, said the clerk, quietly, as became a public ollicer. "I got here first." said Long Ben. Hut the clerk looked at the clock and entered the date on the back of Jack's paper, putting "one o'clock and eighteen minutes" after the date. Thcu he wrote "one o'clock and nineteen minutes" ou the paper which Long Ben handed him. The ollice was soon crowded with people, discussing the re sult of the race, and a part of them were cveiwiow in favor of seizing one or the other of the runners for a theft, which some said had beeu committed on the packet, and others declared Was committed on the wharf-boat. Francis Gray cjirao in, and could uot conceal his chagrin. "I meant to do the fair thing by you," he said to Jack, severely, "but now you'll never get a cent out of mo." "I d rather have the law on men nke you, than have a thousand of your sort of fair promises," said Jack. "I've a mind to strike vou," said Gray. "The Kentucky law is hard on a man who strikes a minor," said Judge Kaue, who liad entered at that mo ment. Mr. Niles name in to learn what was the matter, and Judge Kane, after isteninor quietly to tho talk of the peo ple, until the excitement subsided, took .lack over to "his houso, whence the boy walked home that evening, full of hopefulness. Gray's land realized as much as Mr. Heal expected, aud Jack studied Latin hard all summer, so as to get as far ahead as possible by the time school should begin in the autumn. A Glimpse of the Splendid Past Five hundred years beforo the birth of Christ there was a city in Italy called Sybaris. It was a magnifioent place, and tho wealth and luxury of its inhab itants was so great that the name of Sybarite exists to this day as a pseu donym of a devotee of sensual pleasure. It w:ls at one time so populous that it could send A H),000 men into the field, yet its auna'.s are lost and its great men unknown. All the information we leal-n about it is the fact of it's great ness, and that its ruins are to-day un der the bed of a river in southern Italy. It teems there was a quarrel among the rulers of this mighty city, and the discontented joined with their enemies, the Crotoniates, who succeeded in cap turing Sybaris, drove out its inhabi tants, and, to make its ruin com Diet e, changed the course of a river so that it swept over the remains of the once mightv municipality. To-dav the ruins are covered by a bed of slime and earth from sixteen to twenty feet, deep, and soon tho work of bringing the re mains to' light will be undertaken. It is believed that the memorials of a very distant past will be brought to light equal to, if not exceeding in in terest, those of Pompeii. We live, after all, in a very old world. Mighty nations flourished, and prosperous cities gathered wealth to themselves long before history begun to keep its records. In these days of the marvel ous applications of science to our daily -life, it is well to remember the might of the past, in order that we should not become too conscious of the splendor of the age we live in. DemoresVa Monthly. A lady, just arrived in Washington, espied the dome of the Capitol, and inquired if it was the gas-works. "Yes," said a by-staader ; "for the Nation " Only His Wife, How he loved her! if any man hi the world had said a woad to hurt her feelings he would have knocked him down then and there; if any woruau had ever assailed her with a breath of gossip she would have been compelled to go down on her knees and ask forgive ness. If any one, man or woman, had hinted that she was slowly dying of a broken heart, he would have well what could he have done? You see she was only his wife; the laws of society made him show a smil ing face to all the rest of the world, but when things went wrong and trade was dull, and the country seemed going to the dogs, he wenf ho'me and told Nellie all about it, and it relieved him so much to get rid ot these daily perplexities; whom can a man confide bis trouble's to if not to his own wife? Aud then, when every word had goue down into her heart and stink there like lead, he took his hat and kissed her good-bye that was so sweet of him; he never forgot to kiss her and went out, and hail a good time with the boys, for a man must have some recreation and Nellie had the baby; what more can any one ask? Most mothers know how much company a five months old baby is, especially when it is asleep ! But after awhile Nellie didn't have the baby ! There was a season of little grief and desolation for her, and well, he felt bad enough too, for he loved his baby just as he loved Nellie, and per haps he felt sorry that he had so often takea his hat and gone out, but other babies died and he tried to bear it like a man? For a while he staid home evenings, but it seemed as if it were duller than ever with baby gone, aid he hated to see a woman cry, and so he fell into the old ways, and whenever he met a girl friend of Nellie's ante-marriage days, he would urge her to drop in often, for "poor Nellie needed cheering up." It was all so strange to his wife this change in him. Before they were mar ried he wished for more days iu tho week so he could come to see her as often as he wished, and he never spent an evening away from her' side. Did he love her less? She prized his soci ety more, and as she sat alone in tho long evenings andthought it ad over, she wondered if business was her only rival, and why it should have claims upon time that should be solely hers, and as the night grew late and tho hours still she would start at every sound, and listen for the step that tar ried, and cry silently from sneer loneli ness and nervous watching. Or she would .start upstairs to a little bureau and open one by one its tiny drawers and look with hungry eyes on tho garments her baby used to wear, on the soft merino shoes her first and1 last on the embroidered dresses, and kiss the dainty sleeves that bore the creases of the dimpled arms aud baptize them anew in her tears, and when Charlie came home he would say, 'Crying again. Nell? Seems to me you're always cry ing. It isn't very pleasaut for a man to come home every night aud find his wife iu tears," etc., etc. Andyet beloved her better than any one else in the world! It came suddenly, the breaking down, and yet she had been ailing for a long time and was fanning to go home as soon as Charlie could go with her. He wanted her to go alone and let him come for her, but she said no, resolutely, and waited till he could ac company her. "She had not been homo since she was married and did uot want to go homo like a widow. Besides she was weak and nervous, and unable to take the journey alone. She grew feeb. ler every day, but Charlie pooh-poohed wheu his friends hiuted she was ill; he called in a doctor who could not minis ter to a mind diseased, but gave her a tonic, and said her system was in a low state and told Charlie his wife would be all right in a few days, but as a change of air was good he might as well take her home. And then it was all so sudden that he hardly realized it, but he sat in a dark ened room, holding Nellie's hand, and hearing her say over and over in her delirium, "I'm going home going home." and starting as the clock struck and asking where Charlie was, and why he staid so late, and mourning for her baby; and she told it all. all the loneli ness, all the heart-break, the' neglect, and she wrung his heart with pleadings for him to stay at home with her, "Just this one evening" and then there was peace, and Nellie had gone home. They buried her by her baby.and that handsome widower with the deep baud of crape on his hat, and the sorrowful expression of countenance is Charlie; he truly mourns for his Nellie, for he loved her, and has given up going out with the boys, and spends his evenings in the solitude of his own chamber. When he is purified by grief he will marry again, most likely; and profiting by a sorrowful experience, his second wife will not sit night after night alone, listening for his tardy footsteps, and on the walls of memory he will forover see inscribed that lesson of life: "For of all sad words of toncn' or pen The saddest n these, it -micht h ive txen," Detroit Post and Tribune. Agricultural Wastes. A portion of these wastes may prop erly be termed wastes of ignorance. This ignorance does not beloug ex clusively to any one class of farmers ; it attaches itself more or less to all! Our ignorance, however, is not always our fault. Many things are beyond vhe reach of human faculties; we never cau know them. Some things which we are capable of understanding we have never had an opportunity to learn. Still it is true of every farmer that he might and would have known a great many things, of which he is now ignorant, if he had only improved his opportunities as he ought to have done. Great losses and wastes are occasioned by the vari ous diseases to which animals of all kinds are subject It may be that these ' wastes are to some extent unavoidable. Still there is no doubt they may be very much reduced, if we only knew how. If the farmer's horse or cow is taken sick, it should be his aim to as certain, if possible, the cause. It may be owing to the nature and quality of their food ; or, perhaps they were too closely confined in a tight, dark stable. Ascertain the cttune, and we mav find the cure; at any rate we shall learn how it may be avoided in the future. The same general remarks are appli cable to the wastes occasioned by the diseases of vegetables and grains of all kinds. These diseases have a cause, and that cause can be ascertained, and perhaps removed. Heavy wastes are sometimes caused by insect depreda tions. More might be essentially checked if we only knew how. It is ig norauce which stands in the way. Pos sibly some shrewd Yankee may one day tell us how it is to be done. The farmer may not have exercised good judgment in fertilizing the ground, or he may have cidtivated improperly. Lad his crop prove a failure on account of it. The way to prevent these "wastes of ignorance" is to acquire the requi site "knowledge, and then make good nse of it The farmer's own experi ence and personal observation, coupled with hints in the "Farm and Home" column of the family newspaper, will help to dispel this class of wastes. Golden Rule. A minister overtook a Quaker lady and politely assisted her in opening a gate. As she was a comparative stran ger in town, he said' "Yoa don't know, perhaps, that I am Mr. . Haven't you heard woe preach?" "1 1 have heard thee try," was the witty re-j OF GENERAL INTEKEST. Florida shell niiuea aro mines of wealth. They contain lln ricuest kind of calcareous marl. Bonanza Makav has bought "tho largest po-.rl in Europe" as a present j to his -wife. i A gentleman in Troy. N. Y., had ! cent to him by a lady iu Boston, who ' received it in change, an American t ceut on which he stamped his father's name thirty-five years ago. Louisville talks of establishing a free art gallery, where citizens may pass the time between drinks. Giicuyu News. Chicago would- have one. too. but she has no time between drinks. - Louisville Courier Journal. Tho practice of keeping hives of bees in Paris has spread so extensively that the Prefect of Police has issued au order forbidding it for the future, ex cept in the case of persons who shall have received a special authorization. A Cincinnati plumber has beeu scared, but it took an alligator to do it. The plumber was at work under the Exposition Building floor, when a three foot alligator that had been left over from some show came along and stirfud him up. Detroit Frre Press. The live daughters of Robert Cur ry, ot Augusta County. Va.. are all still living iu excellent hoilth and with fa cilities unimpaired, although they have reached au unusual age. Their names are: Annie McDowell, aged 88; Jane Young, 80; Polly Curry, 81; Lydia Bur dett, 87, and Sally Curry, 77. A Vermont County Temperance Convention 'formally declared fis solemn conviction that nobody should be permitted to take au oath of office in that btato without at the same time signing the total abstinence pledge, aud that no person should be allowed to sit ou a jury for the trial of a liquor case who was not a teetotaler. Elias Da Puy, aged niuety-tive, in tends to celebrate his longevity by a family reunion in the little town in Ulster County, New York, where he was bom and still lives. A number of his children will be present, including a decrepit man of .seventy and a bloom ing boy of ten, and more grandchildren than it would be wise to attempt to shake a stick at. The thumb in China is regarded as a better means of identification than the face itself. Celcsliai vagabonds are not photographed for a rogues' gallery, as in some cities, but their thumbs are smeared with lamp black aud pressed down upon a piece of paper, thus fur nishing a rude impression, which is care fully kept in the public records. A face may be altered, say the Chinese, but a thumb never changes. The breed of Russian horses known as Orloll's are much esteemed in En gland now as carriage horses. They have clean heads, wide nostrils, and. bright eyes, and show high breeding, no doubt an Arabic cross. The horses have more weight than the English, aud are mostly dapple grays and blacks. Mr. William C. iuans. ihe American millionaire, residing at Brighton, bought seveu pairs of these horses at great prices, ami in the drive from there to London passed till ixoers. "Maggie," said a little girl to her nurse the other day, "Maggie, what do you suppose God. made wild animals for?" "I am sure I dou't know," said Alaggic. "Why, I know," exclaimed the little thinker, after pondering for a mo ment "He male 'em for circuses." Theologians sometimes hud worse so lutions for many like problems of crea tion. (Jliritiun Union. There is a groat deal of desertion among troops in Ireland. Three men belonging to the Thirty-first Light In fantry, charged with "deserting from the Buttevaut Barracks, County Cork, told the magistrates that they were no longer going to remain in Ireland to be pelted with brickbats, and that every facility was afforded them outside the barracks for obtaining a chauge of cloth ing and gett;ng away by steamer. The commanding ollicer at Limerick warned the magistracy that his men would lire if pelted or annoyed by the mob. There seems to be a great future in store for China, which is gradually waking up from its sleep of centuries. A telegraph line has recently beeu open ed for public use from Tientsin to Shang hai; and a Chinese ship loaded with tea 'recently arrived in London, thu first that ever reachod that port, which is the .probable beginning of an important Chinese merchant fleet. China also possesses a large amount of coal, which the natives are beginning to mine, aud railroads must soon be au outgrowth. I here has beeu a pleasant romance ,in the life of Mr. John J. Flynn, of (Chicago, recently appointed Consul to .ChemnitiS. Wheu very young he mar ried a Maryland school-girl, but tho 'couple soon wearied of married life aud the wife went back to her school and procured a divorce, tho hus band assenting, .hour years after a correspondence sprung up be between them, and the discovery was made that they had a mutual esteem aud love. The result was a second mar riage, and there is nowhere a happier family than theirs They seem to have been made for each other, but the first time they came together too soou. Douglas B. Stevens was to have wedded, a few evenings ago. Mrs. M. JL Humes, a widow prominent in so cial circles in Logansport, Ind. At the hour fixed for the ceremony, the bride-elect was arrayed iu her wedding robes, the guests were assembled, and the minister stood ready to pronounce the ceremony, but the bridegroom failed to put in an appearance. Inves tigation revealed his presence in a down-town saloon, in a state of intoxi cation. The marriage guests ad journed sine die, and the marriage will not take place. A man was once before tho late Judge Kent, of Maine, on a oharge of having burglariously entered a lumber man's camp and stolen clothing and money. The witness for the Govern ment testified that ho saw the prisouer's head, right arm and shoulder thrust through an opening he had made in the cabin, and that the stolen articles disappeared with them. Here the prosecution rested. .Whereupon the prisoner went to the jury gravely pro testing that there was no case ; that to make out a case of burglary the pros ecution must show an entrance of the whole man at least the larger part of him ; the feet as well as the head must have been within the cabin. Judge Kent instructed the jury to ro turn a verdict of guilty to the extent which the evidence would warrant After a brief absence the jury returned a verdict of guilty against the prisoner as to his right arm, right shoulder anil head, and the Judge sentenced the rm, shoulder and head to the State prison for two years. The prisoner might do with the remainder of his body as he pleased In Giles County, Tennessee, re sides a widow an invalid, who has not been able to stand on her fee or walk a step in the last twenty years. About fifteen or sixteen years ago her husband died, leaving her a set of shoe maker's tools and a little farm with H big mortgage on- it, and she borrowed money enough to buy a side of upper leather and apiece of stile leather, and with only such knowledge of shoe Boaking as she had gained from binding shoes for her husband, she commenced to make shoes, and she has sat upon her bed from that time (some fifteen or sixteen years ago) t the present with her shoemakers bench beside thm bed, and made aad mended shoes. llauih'iii In ' The language of tiie bus:m-jn tv changes oi'the coui.try. as well as the actual method puiMied ill effecting transact ions, espvoialli of a speculative charactei. is to most persons a closed book. To am one vi-iling the Produce Exchange, for instance, and lis tening to the jargon by means of which millions of bushels of grain chauge hands, the scene is one of chaos, and the quotations shouted out at the top of the brokers' lungs are wholly unmeaningless. The object of the "call" is also somewhat of a mys tery to an outsider. A prominent bro ker gave a reporter of the Evening Post some iutormatiou this morning as to all the e points, which may prove to be of interest to others : "The Produce Exchange," said this gentleman, is a commercial club, in the rooms of which most of the whole sale produce business of the city is done. Of course, there is nothing to prevent a man who is not a member of the Ex change going from ollice to ollice and selling or buying as many bushels of wheat or barrels of Hour as ho wishes, but the price established at the Ex change regulates the market aud the fact remains that more than nine-tenths of the business is done on 'Change. The membership of the Exchange litis re cently been limited to 3,000 members, the present building has long been too small. Twice a day the members of the Exchange meet at the "call," which is the technical name for an auction, held solely for the purpose of establish ing a recognized or official price for graiu and produce. One of the em plo ees of the Exchange officiates as auctioneer ami calls out the leading staples, offering to sell or buy, accord ing to ihe wishes of the members. The auctioneer asks and receives bids upon fjrain. the highest bidder buying the ot. The price received is the quota tion for that call the afternoon or morning call. This quotation does not govern the price at which members may buy and sell between themselves, but officially recognized a quotation which can be telegraphed all over the coun try. The amount of grain publicly sold aud bought on call does not averago ouu-tiftieth of the business of the day, but the transactions off call are enor mous, 81-0.UUU bushels of wheat having recently been sold in one lot. As the present business of the Pro duce Exchange is now about one-twentieth, or even less, legitimate buving and selling for purposes of export or consumption, and the rest pure specu lation, the methods of doiug business are far more complicated than they were before speculations in futures were introduced. l'he expressions March wheat' or 'April wheat' mean wheat delivered by the seller to the buyer during the month of March or April, the grade being established and known as No. 2 red wiuter wheat Cash' wheat means what is actually in market, and the speculative element is largely absent from dealings in it As o one knows what the price of wheat may be next month, buying or selling March wheat' is more or less of a gatu blinr operation. It follows that the ul timate value of June, wheat' is still a most uncertain matter. Wheat mav now be bought on the Exchange for any month's delivery and of late 'year' wheat has become a feature of the biiMiiess that is, ou sell wheat to be delivered at am place during the whole year. '1 bus a man buying 8.000 bush els March wheat' at $l.:i: a bushel agrees to receive this wheat at any tune during March at the price named; and the seller agrees to deliver it some time during that month. All transac tions arc made upon the basis of 8,000 bushels or multiples of that quantity. Thus thousands of bushels of wheat are sold long before it is grown or oven sown. Chicago has heretofore held al most a monopoly of the speculative business iu graiu, their dealings aver aging from five to thirty millions of bushels a day while we consider five millions a heavy day's business. "If speculators who buy or sell to day April wheat had to wait until April to close out the contract.the operations of the Exchange would be considerably curtailed. In order to expedite mat ters an ingenious method of closing up such transactions at any time regardless of time limit has beeu devised iu tho ring' system. For example, suppose that A seljs 8,000 bushels of April wheat to H at SI. 34; B sells it to C the next dav at $1,35; C sells it to D at S1.3G; A," to close up his transaction, buys 8,0.'J0 bushels from D at $1.37. All par ties have now each bought, ami sold an equal quantity of April wheat, and A has lost throe" cents in the transaction. B. C. and D have each made a profit; to close the transaction they form a ring with A. and he pays them their shiire of what they have made or what he has lost B, C. and D each receive one cent a bushel from A, and all four aro out of the transaction. Transac tions may be settled by this ring de vice by a tlo.en persons or less who may have bought and sold April wheat and who are ready to close out. "The margin required by brokers is five ceuts a ' bushel, or S400 on 8,000 bushels, and the brokerage is one fourth cent per bushel, or 20 on the entire transaction of buying and selling a boat load. "A lively day on the Produce Ex change ig when wheat fluctuates iu val ue more than two cents a bushel. The iwost violent fluctuation iu wheat knowA in our Exchange during the last few years has been 'five cents a bushel. In Chicago the variations iu theva'ueof spring wheat, which is the staple of speculation there, are more extended. N. 1. Post. Killius Alligators. A Dctroiter who litis just returned from Florida after an absence of sever al months, was asked the other day if he had any fun with the alligators down there. "Yes, sir dead loads of fun,,' he replied. "Kill mam ?" " Well, I should say so!" "How many did ou ever kill in a day?'" "Three hundred." "No! you don't mean three hundred alligators in one dav?" "Yes, I do." "You must have struck a rich spot Three hundred in one day! Whew! What time did you begin?" "Oh. about 10 o'clock in the morn ing." "And how long did it take you?" "About an hour." There was a pause, during which as tonishment incredulity and worse wee visible on the faces of the crowd. Fi nally one man stepped forward and said. "Did you use artillery P" "No. sir.' "A saw-mill?" "No, sir." "Dynamite?" "Maybe you'll tell us how you did it?" "Yes, sit I talked 'em to death. Please call at a. ollice for pamphlets of Florida it resources, fruits, cere als, alligators, people and hotel charges. Tra-la!" Detroit Free Press. In a sermon at Channing Church, Newport, Kev. Mr. Scliermerhorn sug gested that all accumulation of wealth over and above a certain maximum sum, say one million or two millions of dollars, should revert to the Govern ment for the payment of its debts, im firovements, salaries, etc., so as to esseu the general taxation. He did not explain the rule by which he would fix the sum a person might own. tikicayo Inter- Ocean. PERSONAL ANT IMPERSONAL. Mr. Whittier's book-mark Is the tail of a gray squirrel killed by his cat Joaquin Miller lives a hermit's life . iu New York City, occupying rooms at ; tho top of a house aud doing his own cooking. I The new PaynsHster-General, Wil- I Ham B. Rochester, is the ouugest man wearing a Brigadier-General's star in anyoi tno statt departments of tho army. The venorable Thurlow Weed is very fond of novels, and as his eyesight has all but failed, he keeps a young man whose principal occupation is to read this class of literary productions to him. General Tom Thumb gave a ban quet a few tlays ago at the Lindell Hotel, St. Louis, in honor of the nineteenth anniversary of his wedding day. The guests were the members of his compa ny, fourteen in tiumber. Miss Louise M. Alcott is a lady in middle life, with a broad, high brow like that of Charlotte Cushman, and a sensitive, intellectual face, with black eyes and ebon itair. She is by no moans ono of the "little women," "being five feet seven in height, and large in pro portion. The wife of Senator McPherson, of New Jersey, is very bright and with much originality, she has at her recep tions tabooed all reference to the weath er. She is fragile, and the greatest drain upon her vitality comes from thu tiresome aud frequent allusions to the atmospheric conditions outside. Senator Sawyer, of Wisconsin, is one of the most practical of rich men. He called his young daughters to him one day and asked them, as a testimouy of their affection for him. to learn to make their owu clothes and to cook a good dinner. The oung girls cheer fully promised, and not long after in vited their parent and a few friends to dine with them. They cooked the per fect dinner themselves, and each wore a dainty gown made by her owu hands. So pleased was the Senator that ho gave each of them a cfieck lor -"j'iO.OOO. Mr. Corcoran is tho only Washing ton banker who has "come to the rescue" of great statesmen at tho right time and in an imperial way. After Mr. Webster had delivered his famous 7th of March speech, which provoked from Whittier his equally famous poem, "lchabod," Mr. Corcoran inclosed to Mrs. Webster her husband's note for $10,000, loaned to him by Mr. Cor coran. Webster met Mr. Corcoran at an entertainment that evening, and, grasping his hand, said: "That was a princely action of yours, Mr. Corcoran." Mr. Corcoran still preserves the beauti ful letter of thanks written by Webster. Mrs. E. T. Westou, of New Hamp shire, celebrated her 104th birthday recently. She is believed to be the oldest lady in New England. She has had during her long life many sicknesses, but is uow in comfortable-health. Her faculties are quite well preserved, ex cepting hersight which is considerably impaired. Since arriving at oue hun dred she has knitted considerably, but has abandoned it now. simply on account of a partial loss ol sight. She retires regularly at 7 o'clock and is an early riser, always wanting her breakfast as soon as it is daylight. After eaeh meal, by order of her physician, she takes a smoke, aud enjoys it In the forenoon she lies down for a short nap. - . "A LITTLE NONSENSE." If one dog can be placed on a scent, how many dogs can be placed on a trade dollar ? The whale is somewhat of a blower. When he begins to spout, look out for a tough tail. Leading out of the village of Hope, N. J., is a covered bridge, upon which somebody has written : "Who enters here leaves hope behind." A Lowell man has a wife of such a changeable disposition that he says he loves her some days enough to cat her up, and the next day wishes to gracious he had. A man intruded into an Irishman's shanty the other day. "What do you want ?" asked Pat. "Nothing," was the visitor's reply. "Then you'll find it in the jug where tha whisky was." The young woman with red gloves has given her hand to the young man with the scarlet necktie. It is is easy to imagine what color the town will be painted when the wedding comes off. "A man who detected a piece of bark in his sausage visited the butcher shop to know what had become of tho rest of the dog." The butcher was so affected that he gave him only a part of the tale. The Norristown Herald wants to know if a "Beautiful Icicle" is not a cool plagiarism on "Beautiful Snow." We always supposed a beautiful icicle was a cold projection from an eavespout Isowcll Journal. A poet sends us au ode beginning. "I will sing," and the young man who edits the waste basket is anxious to bet him seven dollars that he doesn't sing in the t'onstitulir.n. We are willing to hold stakes. Atlanta Constitution. "I'd stay an old maid till I got black in the face, before I'd marry a man who chews tobacco." And she took a wad of gum out of her mouth and stuck it ou the under side of the seat of her chair for safe keeping while she was eating her dinner. Speaking of the change in the Sec retary of the Treasury, an exchange says : "It is no small job, we find, to weigh eighty tons of gold bunion." O, we dou't know. We just shovel it on to the hay scales, and it don't take moro than fifteen minutes. Milwaukee Sun. She sat down at the piano, cleared her throat, and commenced to harmon iz Her first selection was, "I cannot sing the old songs;" and a gloom fell on the company, when the stranger in the corner said, "And we trust you are not familiar with tho new ones." St. Louis Hornet. Oh yes," said Mra. De 'Brown, as she surveyed with evident pleasure her little parlor sideboard covered with old china and decorated with highly color ed tiles. "Mr. De B. remarked last night that I was becoming quite an atheist !" And the old lady's coun tenance fairly beamed with delight as her eyes rested on a shilling Japanese tea-pot Noah Webster was a celebrated author. He was a quick and ready writer, and in one of his inspired mo ments he dashed off a dictionary. He took it to several publishers, but they shied at it saying the style was dull, turgid, dry, hard, and uninteresting, and besides that he used too many big words. But at last Noah succeeded, antl the immortal work is in daily use. propping up babies at thu dinner table. Sleulen Republican. It happened not a thousand miles from Wabash. An estimable Irish lady took her children to the photographer "to have their likeness tuck. ' She aid: "Me oldest b'y wurruks at the factory; wud you please put him in wid the rist of 'em?1 The man who makes faces explained the impossibili ty of granting her request and suc ceeded in making a good negative of "the childers." The old lady sun eyed the picture with evident satisfaction, but came back after reaching the door, to say: "Mister, couldn't yez put me in there wid the darlints? Indiana State Journal. The Mississippi House of Represent, atives has passed a bill to prevent the ale of tobacco to minors without a atder from their parent a pnwHaaa. KENDALL'S SPAVIN CURE ! IT (.TRES SPAVINS -PL I. Via, UI.Vi; HONES i 'L' KHS ANP AI.I.Si.MIL.UULK.M lslllis AND lei MOVES THE liUNVIl WlTHOl'rBLlsrr.h. IXG. ,fKrwnAi ixl JraBi5y?E!S KENDALL'S SPAVIN CUBE! It ha- cuivtl thousands of cases and is destiued to cure millions aud millions inor KENDALL'S SPAVIH CUBE! Lj the onli ..oitir mi.- -Mown, and to show what this remedy will do wo tjlve here ax . -:mi.t r cases cured by it, a statement which rs GIV3N UNDER OATH. io W'h m it May Concern. In the yr-ir !:.. I treated with "Kendall's Ih in Cine," a hone spsvin of several n.oiii hs' growth, nearly half as lanro as :i h-. s egjr, and completely stopped the !: m-i.es and removed the enlargement. 1 ha worked the horse ever uice very Inr.l. anil he never has been lame, nor could I ever see any iliflen-nce in the uize of the hock joint sine- I treated him with "Kend.ill's Spavin Cure." K. A. (tAIXKS. Knosbursb i-'.illii. Vt. Feb. -J5. '70. Sworn :tml siibscrihed to before ine this ilth d.iy of Keli.. .. n. IS7!. .lolIX (5..IKNNK. Justice of Pe.ice KENDALL'S SPAVIN CUBfi: ON HUMAN FLESH it has been ascertained by repealed tn lis to be, the very best liniment ever used for any deep seated pain of long standing or of 'short duration. Also for CORNS, l! UNIONS. FliOS V-BITES or any bruise, cut or lameness. Some arc afraid to use it on hu man Jlesh fiutply because it is a horse medicine, but you should remember that ivhat is aood for UKAST is ijood for MAN, and tee know from Experience that "A":JV DAL US SPAVIN CUIiPr can be used on a c'tild 1 year old with perfect safety. Is Effects arc wonderful on human jlesh audit docs not blister or make a sore. Try it and be convinced. KENDALL'S SPAVIN CURE; Head below of Its wonderful effects as a liniment for tho hunn family. llKMATm:. Missouri, August 20, 1880. 11. .1, Kknoai.1. A Co., Uknts: I am so overjoyed in view of the result of an ap jilii'atinn or vour Kendall's Spavin Cure that I feel that I ought for Ilunianitien' sake nublUh it to the world. About thirty-live years ago while riding a young uglv horse. I was injured in one of uiy testicles, and from that tiin j to three weeks ago'a slow but constant enlargement "has beeu the result, giving me a great amount of trouble, almost entirelv preventing me from horseback ridim, which wan uiy usual wav of traveling. I saw a notice or your Kendall's Spavin I 'tire, never onco thought o"f it for anvthiiig except for horsir, but after receiving be medicine and reading over what 'it was good for, feeling terribly exercised about my difficulty, for 1 had corsulled inaiiv phvsicians and nlfcie gave me any specific but when it could be endured no longer to remove it with the knife. 1 applied vour Kendall Sp.iv iu Cure as au experiment and it was so painful in its application that I conchMcd not to repeat it andthought no more about it until near a week, and lo and be -old one-half the size was gone, with jov I could scarcely believe it, I immediately ap pliod it over agaiu. and have made In all about 3' dozen applications running over a space or two weeks aud the terrible enlargement is almost gome, iu v lew or w hich I cannot express niv feelings or delight. It ha beeu a Ood send to me. may he aeud to others with'like troubles, ' Jons Kick. J'astor or Hematite Congregational Church. 1 S. You are at liberty to put this in any shape you may please. 1 am not ashamed to have my name under, over or by the side of it. KENDALL'S SPAVIN CURE! Kendall's Spavin Cure is sure in it ellccts, mild hi its action as it docs not li-ter. vet it is penetrating and powerful to reach any deep seited p tin or to re move any bony growth or any other enlargement if used lor sever.tl il.iysi, aiieh as savins, splints, callous, sprains, swelling, any laiiiceo- and all eiilaigenieiits of the joint? or limbs, or rheuinatisiii in man and lor any purpose for which a liniment is ued for man or beast. It is now known to be the best liniment for man ever used acting mild yet certain in its effects. It is Used in lull strength with perfect (.aft-ty it all seasons ol' the year. Send address for Illustrated Circular, which we think gives positive proof, or its virtues. No remedy ha met with such uiiqu illli -d success to our knowledge, for beast as well as man. Price $1 per bottle, or six bottle for $.1. ALL DRUGGISTS have it or can get it for you, or it will be sent to anv address on receipt ot price, by the proprietors, 4S Drl B. J. KENDALL. & CO. Euosburg Rills, Vermont. WHEN YOU TRAVEL AI.AVAYS TAKE T11K B. & M. R. R. Examine map and time tabic earefully It w ill be seen that this line connects with C. It AtJ. It It; iu fUi-tthcy arc under one management, and taken together form what is called Shortest and Quickest Line to CT miiK ppfinTi juiuiiuu. ui. iiuuiu, ilii urn, DES MOINES, ROC'K ISLAND, And Especially ta all Points IOWA, WISCONSIN, INDIANA, ILLINOIS, MICHIGAN, OHIO. I'UINCII'AL ADVANTAGKS AUK Through coaches from destination on C. Jt & Q. K. It No tranters; changes t oni C. It. & Q. R. R. to connect ing lines all made iu Union Depots. THROUGH TICKETS AT LOWEST RATES CAN HK II4I I'pnn application at any station on the .'oad. 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