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COLQHBUS, NEB., WEDNESDAY JULY 26, 1882.
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CONGRESSIONAL DELEGATION.
C. H. VlW YCK.
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ALViN - VLSDEE.S.C ? senator. Omaha.
E. K. Va.LE-.nsE. Rep.. We-t Point.
T.J. MajuEs. Contingent Rep Peru.
STATE DIRECTORY:
Alsinls .N a-sce. (ioveraor. Lincoln.
-.J. Alexander. -?-i;retary of state.
John Walhch-, Auditor. Lincoln.
G. 31. Bartlett. Tre i-urer. Lincoln.
C.J. Dilwirta. vttorney-General.
W. V. V Jooe-. upt. Public InsTuc.
C.J. N-'be-. 'Virden oi Penitentiary.
W.V Abbey. t rt l,pector.
J.O. Carter. Pri-on Physician.
H. P. 3Iathew-on. upt. insane Asylum.
JUDICIARY:
George B. Lak-J Anei:lte jud-e.
Ama-a hh..
5. ilaxwell. - hief .Lu-tice.
KOt.RTH JCPlCUL DISTRICT.
G. W. Post.-Ind.re. York.
31. B. Reese, District Attorney. Wahoo.
LAND OFFICER-:
31. B. Hoxie. ll.rt-tr. Grand Inland.
VTm. Anyan. Re.-eiver, Grand Island.
LF.GII. VTIVE:
State -enaror. 31. K. Vurner.
R-pre-nt-iUve. G. W. Lehman.
COUNTY DIRECTORY:
J.G. Hurirm-. ounty .fudire.
John -tatinVr. C-mnty lerk.
C. A. Newman. Ierk Dist. Court.
J. W. Eirlv. Treasurer.
D. C. K.iva'nau.rh. Sheriff.
L.J. rmrr. -urvevor.
3l.Mibr. .
Jn-eph River. . Conntv Comnii-"ioner.
H. J Hud -on.
Ir. A Heintz. "o-onr.
J. E. 31 t-r:f -upt.of -hool.
Byron ilillett. .,..- ...u.n., .
; . . , - . u-ti e-of tneL eac.
. 31. - orneliu-.'
CITY DIRE T)RY:
J. R. 31-a.rn r. 31 ivr.
A. B. "otfr. th. Clerk.
J. B. D-'I-m an. Trei;urr.
W. V. lff;.t.T. Police Jude.
J. E. North. Engineer.
foLNciuuss :
1st Ward John Ri-kly.
G. A. rhroeder.
"4 War!- Pit. Oar-;.
I. Mi..-k.
3d Wzrl J. Ri-mn-'a.
V. A. -mith.
(VJu:nl)ii Pti Office.
open-T. -."..: i - :r-mn A.M. to 12m.
and ""ti ... r p. v. r'i-iness
heur-j x-f pt 'inii-.-f v m. - ; P. 31.
Eit."n ait.l-'-' -eat 11 a.m.
W-t.Tn nil'-' ! it 4 l" T.M.
31ail v.iv- ot .'nlrtij fo- Lo-t rri'ek.
Gn.ia. t. K'lw iri-. AM-ion. I'iatte
ntcr. "unr -t. M idi-on and Nor-
foltj. .'Try d iv HXrrj.t Sunday- at
4:3."p.m. Ariv- it lii-V.
For -tii-ll reok ind ( r-ton. on 3Ion-
day- inl tridty-. T i. M . returning
it 7 I, m.. -am- dav-.
For Alesi-. Patron and David City.
Tue-dav-. Fiir-av- ind Saturday-.
1 p. m Am . .- ir 12 m.
For nk .n' Tii.-l.iv- and -arurday
Turn. Arrive i i.. m. imc dav-.
I.. I. Time I':ibl.
Eauttcard Bound.
Emigrant. No. 6. It-avc at 'i:i'i a. m.
I'i.ea.''r, " 4. " " ll:Mi a. m.
Freight. " -. ' -J:!."! p. m.
treiirht. 10. " 4:30 a. m.
Westward Bound.
r'reicrnt. No. ", Iave- at "2:00 p. m.
Paens'r, X " " 4:2T p. m.
Freight. ' ', " ' 6:00 p. m.
Emigrant. 7. " I 30 a. m.
Every day except Saturday the three
line- le idinj- to "hi"32o connect with
U P. train- at Omaha. On Saturdays
ther -.vill be but one train a day. a
-hown by the following ohediile:
O.. N. B. H. ROAD.
Time Schedule No. 4. To take effect
June '1. "l. For the government and
infurmation of employee- only. The
"impany re-erve- the nirht to vary
therefrom at plea-ure. Train daily,
-untlay- excepted.
Outveard Bound. Inward Bound.
'olumbus 4:35 P.M. Norfolk 7:2ii a. m.
LotC reek 5:21 " Mun-on 7:4" "
PL Centre j -42 ' 3Iadison .
Humphrevriria Humphrey'.) :05 '
3tadi-on ' 7:04 PL Centre 9:4' -31un-on
7:4." ' LotCreeklO.i!)
Norfolk :Q4 ' CoInmbuslO:.V) -
ALBION" BRANCH.
Columbu- 4:4-"iP. M. Albion 7:43 a.m.
LotCreek.:31 - -t. Edwanl:30 "
Genoa H:Iti ienoa 9:14
St.Eoward7:00 Lo-t Creek9:.")9 '
Albion 7:47 - Columbul0:4.
B. x 31. TI3IE TABLE-Leave-
Columbu-. . . 5:4.")a. M.
Bellwood 6:30
" David Citv. .7.20 "
4 Garri-on. 7:46 "
Llv-;e-. :-23 '
Staplehurt. S:.V
5 e ward. 9:30 "
Rabv. 9:5) "
3IiIford. 10:15 "
Pleaant Dale 10:45 t
Emerald. . - 11:10 4"
Arrive- at Lincoln. 11:5) M.
Leave- Lincoln it 12:50 p. m. and ar
rives in Columbu- 7:'p. m.
Make clo-e -onne-non at Lincoln for
all point- et-t. w-t and -outh.
H. liTJZRS fe CO,
BLACKSMITHS
-AND
. "raoroii Euildei s?s
J-w Brirk Sbop opp.)ite Hlntz's Dms torv.
J II .KISDS OF WQ0D AMD IRON WORK OS
WAGG.'JS AND BUGGIES DOSE
OS SHORT S0TICE.
Eleventh :r-et, Cni'imf-us, ebr-jsxa.
NEBRASKA HOUSE,
S. J. MARMOT. Prop'r.
Nebraska Ave., South of Depot,
COLl.nBtS, 3i.
A new houe. newly furnished. Good
accommodations. Board by day or
week at reasonable rates.
J3!ei xl Fli-"t-Cla-- Xable.
Meals. 25 Cts. ! Lysines ... 25 Cta.
3S-2tf
COLlflBlS
Restaurant and Saloon!
E. D. SHEEHAX, Proprietor.
jSTWhoIesale and Retail Dealer in For
eign Wines. Liquors and Cigars, Dub
lFn Stout. Scotch and English Ales.
TSTKentucloj Whiskies a Specialty.
OYSTERS in their season, by the case
can or dish.
lltkStrMt. Seatk of lUfmt.
BTTSTHESS CAJLDS.
FK. CAKL SCOOTTE,
VETERINARY SURGEON.
OtSce at Dowtv. Weaver Co9 store.
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DMJ03i Sl SOO,
B ANKER5. Collection, Insurance and
Loan Azonts, Foreign Exchanse and Paa
are Tickets a specialty.
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AOK3JEI.IIJ4 A. SULXITA3T,
1 TTORXEYS-A I -LA W,
Up-st&irs in Gluck Building, 11th street,
Above the New bank.
TJ J. Hi;iS03l.
XOTA RT P UBLIC.
12th treet, i iloun wmt of Hunaoad Hoet
Columbus. Xeb. 491-y
J-K. 31. D. THIRST03I,
RESIDENT DEST1ST.
Oaife over corner of 11th and North-st.
All operations first-class and warranted.
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HICAtiO BARBER SHOP!
HENRY WOODS. Prop's.
yTEvervthinz in first-class style.
Also keep the bet of cizars.
516-y
r KEK Jk. KEEDER,
.-1 TTORXEYS AT LAW,
OlSce on Olive St.. Columbus. Nebra-ka.
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G. A. HULLHORT, A. 31.. 31. D:,
'romeopatri c peysiciax.
3Two Blocks -outh of Court House.
Telcph.ine -ommuni'ation. 5-ly
TT- 1 3IYEKS, 31. D..
HOMEOPATHIC PHTS1CIAX.
Will attend to all calls nisbt and
dav.
Olfice with 0. F. 3Ierrill.east of A .fe N.
Depot. al.'lmo
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cAI.LlSTER HKO!..
1 TTORXE YS A T LA W,
Olli.-e up-tair in 3IAlliters build
.n. Ilth St. W. A. McAllister. Notary
Puldie.
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1 1. ETAS, 31. 1.
PEYSIL IA2T & SCRGEOX.
Front room. ur tair in Gluck
luildmi. ibove the bank. 11th -t. Call
an-wered nizht or day. JM5ui
J. M. MACFARLA-VD. B. R. COWDKRY.
LAW AND COLLECT ION OFFICE
OF
MAC! ARliAJTD & COWDER7,
Clumbs. : : Xebrnaka.
P U.RtSCIIE,
llth St., nearly opp. Gluck's store,
Sells Harness, -Saddle.-. Collars. Whips,
Blanket-?. Curry Comb. Brughe-. etc.,
at the lowest po-ible prices. Repairs
promptly attended to.
BYRON MILLETT,
Justiceof the Peace and
Notary Public.
BYRO 3III.I.ETT,
ATTORNEY AT LAW, Columbus
Nebraska. N. B. He will give
clce attention to all business entrusted
to him. 248.
T OCIS SCHRE1BER,
BLACKSMITH AND WAGON MAKER.
All kinds of repairing done on short
notice. Busies. Wagons, etc made to
order, and all work euaranteed.
JShop opposite the " Tattersall."
Olive Street. -25
TTrAG3IEil Sl UTESXCOTT,
AT THE
CHECKERED BARX,
Are prepared to furnish the public w'th
ood teams, busies and carriages for all
occasions, especially for funerals. Also
conduct a feed and sale stable. 49
TAMES PEABSALL
IS PREPARED, WITH
FIRST - CLASS APPA RA T US,
To remove houses at reasonable
rates. GiYe aim a cull.
VTOXICE XO TEACHERS.
J. 3. Moncrief, Co. Supt.,
Will be in hi office at the Court House
on the first Saturday of each
month for the purpose of examining
applicants for teacher's certificates, and
for the transaction of any other business
pertaining to school. c67-y
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HARL1E SLOA
PROPRIETOR OF THE
pHrxArAyg stoee:
Dealer in Chinese Teas. Handkerchiefs,
Fans, and French Goods.
12th and Olive St.. COLrxsiBC. Neb.
7-12m
TA31ES SAJL3103J,
CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER.
Plan and estimates supplied for either
frame or brick building. Good work
guaranteed. Shop on 13th Street, near
St. Paul Lumber Yard, Columbu-. Ne
braska. 52 6mo.
WILLIAM RYAN,
DEALER IX
KETUCKY WHISKIES
Wines. Ales, Cigars and Tobacco.
J3"Schilzs 31ilwaukee Beer constant
ly on hand.g3
Eleventh St., -- Colcmbcs. Neb.
Dra. MITCHELL & MAftTYJ,
COLU31BU9
issiul i Mm mim.
Surgeons 0-, X. B. S. E. E
Asst. Surgeons U. P. ETy,
COLC3IBUS,
NEBRASKA.
J 5. MURDOCH & SOX,
Carpenters and Contractors.
Havehad an extended experience, and
will guarantee satisfaction in work.
AH kinds of repairing done on short
notice. Our motto is, Good work and
fair prices. Call and give us an oppor
tunitvto estimate for you. IShop on
13th St-, on door west of Friedhof Jfc
Co's. store, Columbus, Nebr. 483-7
ALVEBTISEMEHTS.
MEHEY! MEIM!
4 4 it i
Mrs. M. S.Bralke
I' -ti-
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HAS JUST RECEIVED A LARGE
STOCK OF
SPRING A3TO SHJ3131ER
1IUIMY ill F4ICY
23" A FULL ASSORTMENT OF EV
ERYTHING BELONGING TO A
FIRST-CLASS MILLIN
ERY STORE. JX . .
Xebraska Avenue, two doors north jof the
State Bank.
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BECKER & WELCH,
PROPRIETORS OF
SHELL CEEEE MILLS.
MANUFACTURERS and whole
sale DEALERS IN
FLOUR AND MEAL.
OFFICE. COL UMB US. XEB.
Dr. A. HEINTZ,
DEALER IX ,
OK. MEOIEIIES. CHEMICALS.
JV13iEt, LIQUORS
Fine Soaps, Brushes,
PEBFUHEBY, Etc., Etc.,
And all articles usually kept on hand by
Druggists.
Physicians Prescription Carefully
Compounded.
Eleventh street, near Foundry.
COLUMBUS. : NEBRASKA.
SPEICE & NORTH,
General Agents for the Sale of
REAL ESTATE.
Union Pacific, and Midland Pacific
R. R. Lands for sale at from $3.00 to $10.00
per acre for cash, or on five or ten years
time, in annual payments to suit pur
chasers. We have also a large and
choice lot of other lands, improved and
unimproved, for sale at low price and
on reasonable terms. Also business and
reMdence lots in the city. We keep a
complete abstract of titleto all real es
tate in Platte County.
621
COLCnBF 3EB.
PUTS BEST!
BUY THE
Patent Roller Process
MINNESOTA
FLOUR!
ALWAYS GIVES SATISFACTION,
Because it makes a superior article of
bread, and is the cheapest flour
in the market.
Every Aack warranted to run alike, or
money refunded.
HERMAN OEHLRICH& BRO.
GROCERS.
l-lra
WM. BECKER,
DEALER IX ALL KIXDS OF
FAMILY GROCERIES!
I KEEP CONSTANTLY ON HAND A
WELL SELECTED STOCK.
Teas, Coffees, Sugar. Syrups,
Dried and Canned Fruits,
and other Staples a
Specialty.
Goods Delivered Free to may
part of the City.
I AM ALSO AGENT FOR THE CEL
EBRATED COQTJTLXARD
Farm and Spring Wagons.
of which I keep a constant supply on
hand. but few their equal, in style and
quality, second to none.
CAIX AJTD LEAJUT PKICXS.
Cor. Thirteenth and K Streets, near
A. &X. Depot.
TEE HOUSEWIFE.
Soma of the duties that crowd the lt
Of patient mother or scoldls? wife:
Cooilag- to do and dishes to wash:
Patches to set for Tommy and Josh:
The beds to nuke anil the lamps to fl3.
The watar to draw. Uita Jack: and Jill:
The stove to black and carpets to swaep;
Watch the bany Just learning1 to creep;
Cutting' and making- Jackaa for boys:
Yiekln? up csirelessly thrown-by toys:
feeding- the cat and chickens and bens;
JJeallnx- out sapr. pencils and pens;
Drosslnircblldrea for school and for church;
Vakintr laws to enforce with a birch;
Tables to set and the yeast to brew;
Potatoes to bod. cranberries to stw;
Scouring- the door-knob, wlndimr the clocks;
Cle:mimj the silver, daminjr the socks ;
Washing out napkins, doing up shirts:
Letng own tucks In the wee girl's skirts;
Grinding- the coffee, beating up cake;
Heating the oven just right to bake:
Washing the windows, scourina: the sink;
Scarcely i moment to read or think.
So little time for neighborly calls.
Shut up and hedged In by four square walla,
How can the mind be free to expand
Whoa work is presslnjg on every hand?
Watchman.
THE EaTE MISS MEBBIWEaTHER.
''Sixty dollars and I've earned it,
mercy knows!"
i And.. Hiss Merriweatherjrlanceddown
at the little heap of money, lying upon
the whitelv-sooured table, in a retro-
apecave manner.
"Just to think of the batch1 of tur
keys Tve ro-ie pampered them up as if
they were babies, too. Yes. I do say
I've earned it welL"
' And ou omrht to put it in the bank.
and it will accumulate interest."
Miss Prue's sister. Mrs. Potter, a lit
tle, wilted-looking woman, with a small
nub of dusty, flaxen hair pinn-d tightly
at the back of her 1 e ' wo manu
facturing pr serv- .r brass ket
tle, awnns: over tne blaze in the nre
nlace, hail one single idea of solid com
fort money at interest.
" Banks ain't alwavs safe." remarked
Miss Pnie. half to herself; "and I don't
see the use of money, either, if you
keep it alway in a bank, so as you
csn't get it if j'ou want to. I reckon I'll
have some good out of this, anyhow.
I'm going to jrive a"
"A party T" screamed Meg Potter, a
bouncing, " black-eyed girl" in a red
jacket, who was watering a thrifty
crtwus that dwelt in an ancient coffee
boiler in the kitchen window. "Oh,
yea, do. aunt Prue! and I'll help you to
make the cakes, and we'll invite tho'Se
charming Thompsons that have just come
from the city, and"
"No, we wont," said Miss Prue. de
cisively. " It amt a-goin to be no such
affair; "and I tell you. once for all. it's
only go.ng to be a party for poor folks
those that don' t have turkeys or plum
pudding. Tm going to search round in
ail the highways and byways for the
poorest and most m'serabie. and make
them all come: and I'm gohur to give
them one good feed of frosted pound
cake, and lemon pies, and boned-turkey,
and currant jelly, and other delicacies."
Nonsense!" grumbled Meg, thump
ing her watering-pot down with empha
sis, " that won't be nice."
" Goodness gracious !" groaned Mrs.
Potter, "you always was queer. Prue
Marriweather; but this beats all. They'll
most likely get ill. and blame you for it.
and call you names, and your money
will all be wasted, when you might save
is up. If you're afraid of a bank, lend
it out"
I'm going to." interrupted Miss
Prue. " Whosoever srveth to the poor
lendeth to the Lord.' Tmgoina: to lend
this much to the Lord, anyway?'
"But you won't get no interest."
mourned her sister, stirring up her pre
serves with much dejection.
" I ain't afraid of getting cheated,
anyhow." said Miss Prue, dryly.
And as there was no hope whatever
of persuading her to change her mind,
her sister and niece were constrained to
make the best of it and help along with
the preparations.
"It looks as if you were cookingvom
wedding dinner, Prue Merriweatner,"
tittered"Miss Jemima Jonquil, appear
ing in the doorway with a purple calico
apron pinned over her head, and glanc
ing critically at the row of pies upon the
cupboard, beside which stood a great
cake studded with raisins and citron.
"I come to fetch yournattern back, and
smelling nutmegs and things here, I
come this way."
Miss Jonquil was fat and fair, and
had a softly-insinuating manner and
light gray eyes.
"Dear me," she continued, sliding
in and plumping herself into a cEair by
the fire, "if it ain't this very day ten
years ago that you was cooking things
just lik"e you "are now. because you
thought Jim Griggs would be back next
day. We all tola yon not to put faith in
his promising that it was quite likely
he wouidn t come, he was always so
careless; but you was so headstrong you
would prepare for him, and have a par
ty to welcome him anyhow. I suppose
you thought ft might be your wedding
day if he took a notion to suggest it
for I suppose he hadu't spoke already."
You needn't bother yourself about
whether he had or not." said Miss
Prue, nushing. " He didn't come, so I
hope you are'sarisiied.1
" O. now. Prue," said Mi Jemima,
reproachfully, " you know I was awfully
sorry when lie didn't come, you looked
so dL?tres-ed. and I pitied you ever
since. You seemed as though vou
thought such a lot of Jim. If he had
only returned you might have been
Mrs. Griggs all this time. He must be
married long ago, and I suppose you
don't expect ever to be nothing but" an
old maid now."
Miss Jonquil, beinr fully six months
younger than Miss Merriweather, could
afford this taunt.
"I don't expect anything only what
Providence sends,"' "said " Mips" Prue.
composedly, setting a plate of tarts in
the window to cooL
A great fire roared in Miss Merri
weather's parlor the next day. and the
strange guests were soon assembled,
enjoying the novelty and exchanging
greetings, comments and criticisms."
" Dear me." said an old lady in a
linsey shawl, who earned a scanty living
by knitting socks, "if there ain't Jane
Higgs. and looking as if she thought she
was as good as anybody."
" And just see "old Daddy Skifkins, ,
with his wall-eyes and bristles! I know
he'll spoil my appetite." remarked Mrs. '
Baker, who was almost helples with :
dropsy. " I do think he might ha-e
sense enough to stay away."
But Daddy Skifkins. far from sus
pecting himself of being an object of
aversion, was bent on making himself
agreeable to all, and trotted about from ,
the fire to the dining-room door with f
gleeful exclamations of '-Crikey, what
a joilv fire! She's an angeL Miss Prue
is! 'inere's a turkey bigger than a j
waah-tub. Bless her heart! don't it :
just make a fellow feel like iroinz to '
church? What a cake! Aint it a
screamer?" etc, until Mrs. Baker re
quested him to shut his mouth and not
make a fool of himplf
MLu Prue felt that she had an ample
reward inthehappinessshe had the means
f oi" bestowing upon these poor creatures.
xto wsose lives so law such gleams as
flats had fallen.
"If people would only seek happinesa
in this manner they would find it often
er." she thought.
Meg, who was helping her aunt lay
the table, found the affair rather an in
interesting experiment, and even Mrs.
Potter conceded that lending to the Lord
was not a bad investment.
Miss Merriweather was just finishing
off her table arrangements with a grea:
glass dish of oranies. when Daddy Skif
sins came skipping out. in much excite
ment. "Mis3 Prue," he exclaimed, "there's
a fellow outside says can he come m,
because it is snowinrr very fast? And
Mrs. Baker and Granny Larkins says he
shan't come in; but" it seems rather
rough on a fellow that he has no place
to go to, and I don't think he has, and"
"Of course he can come in." said
Miss Prue. settling the last orange.
" Wait ril let hinfin myselL"
As she opened the door a tall form in
a rough gray overcoat, all dappled with
snowr walked in.
"Prue!" exclaimed a deep voice just
a little tremulous.
And without ft her notice the tall
and saucy stranger gave Miss Prue a
very snowv hur.
"Jim Jim Grggs is itreallvyou?"
cried Miss Prue, returning the htiir. in
the face of all the guests, who had
trooped into the halL with Mrs. Potter
andileg close behind.
"It's Jim Griggs and nobody else,"
returned the stranger cheerily. " And
every year for the past ten it's been
mr intention to come home on this very
day of this very month, because it's the
anniversary of that day I promised to
come, when I sot all "but killed and
robbed afterwaras. and when I got into
a traveling condition, come oack I
wouldn't, with never a penny, when I
had made a fortune: and I vowed a vow
not to come till I had it back which
I've done at last and to come this
nisht when I did. Letters we poor
wfetche couldn't send oftener than
once in six months, and then they most
ly went astray; so I wouldn't risk it,
not being any hand to write anyway,
and I always said next year I'll go sure.
I knew you'd wait for me. Prue. my
darling, and here vou are. with every
thinir and everybody to welcome back
the prodisaL"
Mr. Griggs finished his explanation
before the" runteou tire, with Daddy
Skifkin- revolving amund him in a per
fect ecstasy, amf everybody talking at
once.
Miss Prue took the opportunity to in
dulge in a thank, ul little cry behind the
dintng-room door.
But it somehow happened that while
the gie-ts were enjoying their banquet
for which Mrs. Baker's appetite was
not found to be eriously impaired by
Daddv snifkins pre-ene Mr. Griir
persuaded Miss Prue to take a little
walk with him as far as the nvnister'a
residence.
" It apDears like it was her weddinsr
dinner she was cooking, after alL" aid
Mis Jonquil, when she heard the nev".
" But. law sakes!" she addeL with a
titter, "it wasn't a very stylish affair. I
wouldn't have such a wediiimr-"
Which remark did not trouble the Iato
Miss Merriweather in the least.
How Shall Thin Pa)ple Become Plump!
But for one fat person, there are. es
pecially in New England, a dozen lean
ones. Here comes a. young woman o;
twenty-five, who looks as thomrlj she
were thirty-five, and the prematurely
o'd look come-; from this clinsrinj of the
skin to the hones. See how Eollow he?
temples and cheeks are.
Catimr her eye about the office to sea
that nobody overhears, she says:
"Doctor, what can be done for thesv
dry bones? Why, I can harily make a
shadow: and while I ought to be plumn
at twenty (which she desires me to un
derstand is her are), here I am looking
like an old grandmother. Can any
thins be done for these crow" feet
about my eyes, anil these scrawny collar
bones?"
" WelL this is curious: a woman in
just the opposite condition has thi mo
ment left. he is carrying ninety
pounds too much flesh. That make-, her
miserable. Now van have not enough
by twenty-five pounds, and that makes
vou miserable. I have prescribed for
her. and if she follow the prescription,
in six months she will lose her extra
pounds. If you have no disease, but
aimplv a lack of fat, I am sure I shall
be able to prescribe for you. so that the
desired twenty-five pounds or more
will come, in about the same length ol
time."
" I am perfectly well, and I am
stromr. too. only I am such a skeleton."'
" Let me question you a little. What
time do you go to bed?"
" Generally about eleven or half-pat
eleven."
" This must be changed. Instead ot
goins to bed at eleven or half-past elev
en, if you are really in earnest about
getting a plump, youthful appearance,
you must go to oed" at half-past ei:rht or
nine o'clock. With a fresh, plump,
youthful personnel, a . njrle hour in any
company will gratify you ami your
friends more than a dozen ninht. with
this fagged and old look. So o to bed
at half-past eight or nine o'clock, and
don't be in a hurry about srtinz up in
the morning. On goins to bed and on
getting up in the morning drink as much
cold water as you can swallow. Soon
you will learn to drink two tumbler!
and some persons may learn to drink
still more. Drink all that yonrtoniach
will bear. Spend a good deal of time m
the open air, without hard exerci-e bit
expoed to the sun and fresh air. If
practicable ride in a carriasre'some hour
every day. Remain out enonirh to sive
you a good appetite, but don't work
hard enough to produce exces-ive per
spiration. Eat a great deal of oat ni-il
porridge, cracked wheat. Graham mu-Ji.
baked sweet apples, roasted and broiled
beef, though the vegetable part i more
fattening Ihan the animal part. Lie
down an hour in the middle of the day,
just before you take your dinner, to
rest, and, if possible, take a little nap.
Cultivate jolly people. 'Laugh and
grow fat' rests upon a ound physical
basis. A pleasant How of social spirits
is a great promoter of digestion. There,
now go home, keep your skin clean. .
sleep in the room where the sun shine-;. '
keep everything sweet, and clean, ani ,
fresh about your bed. sleep nine, it
possible ten hours in the twenty-four,
eat as I have told you. cultivate the ,
jolly spirit, and in six months you will
be as plump as even vour lover could
wish.,f ' !
My prescription for the fat lady was,
keep your eyes open ami your mouth ihut.
My prescription for you is, &vp your
eyes snut atul your mouth open.1r.
Dio Leicts. in Golden Rule,
"Christian Reid" is th cr-r?T,r,
name of one of the best of the present ,
aoutnern noveusts. tier true name is
Johnson, and she is a quiet, shy, re
served woman, who does not care to be
kaewn ai a writer. She it unmarried.
RELIGIOCS A5D EDUCATI05AL.
Twenty Methodist churches of the
New York" East Conference have re
moved their indebtedness within a jear.
Rochester University has received a
gift of .$L0u,t)00 for the purpose of add
ing a ladies' department to the institu
tion. The four weeks' revival work of
the Widow Van Cott at 0we:ro. N. Y..
resulted in over 500 conversions. De
troit Post.
A missionary collection recently
taken in Calvary Baptist Church. New
York, amounted to over fifty-one thou
sand dollars.
The Enirlish Presbyterians are to
have a new hymn-book. A draft of one
has been prepared. It contains 600
hymns, of which sixty-nine are for chil
dren. Chicago Journal.
Chicago has the largest pro rata
Jewish population of any city in the
world. There are fifteen synagogues
with about 20.000 in the aggregate con
gregations. Chicago Inter Ocean.
Dr. Deems, of New York, has Iate-
lv made the statement that there are
I J1.
enO'irh Christians In that citv with neg
lected church letters in their pockets to
make two of the largest churches in
New York.
Thomas H. McGraw, of Pough
keepsie. N. Y.. has given SoO.000 to
endow the President's chair at Amherst.
a post now fille 1 by Julius H. Seel ve. of
national reputation as a man and singu
lar power as an educator.
The Catholics m.i.e a good show
ing of educational facilities in the
Archdiocese of Baltimore. There are
seven colleges and twenty-two acade
mies, seminaries and institutes, be
sides numerou- male and female
soh)ols. The total of pupil is 19.141,
requiring 40 teachers. -V. Y. Inde
pendenl7 The fifty-second annual conference
of the Mormon Chnrch has recently
completed its session at SaltLake City.
From the statistical report read, it ap
pears that there are liil.l'Jl members of
the church in the Terr'tory. This cal
culation, however, inciude children nu
de r five years i aire. During the la.-S
six months 1.340 new mmVrs. inclu
ding infanL bantized. wer- admitted to
the fold. C'Witgo Xercs.
A careful examination of the
changes made- m rvying the Nnv T--tament
how that th.re are I.'.&V;
word- ehanrred by a substituted rend.-r-in:r
'i the received text: 4.&4 wonls
added in tran-lation of the received
text: 55o word in translation of addi
tions in the Greek text; l.tf'4 words
which tranIa:e an alttrd Greek tet.
and 22 words rakeu from the manrin
into the text: in all. :25.'J.S word
changed out of 179.014, or 17 per cent.
Chicago Tribune.
The Reoent Auroral Display.
The magnificent auroral display of
Sunday nibrht. which wa een over a
large part of the continent, has scarcely
a parallel in the history of the oldest in
habitant. Nearer the pU there is not
seldom a gorgeous di-play of auroral
grandeur; but in this climate one seldom
sees anything of the kind which more
nearly resembles that of Sunday nisrhc
than the shadow reemble the object
that casts it. We certainly have not
had one so grand since the great fire.
The question was asked ye-teniay by
thousands: "What is it?" Phy-ictst
have found it difficult to define or e c
plain. But they now generally arree
that the aurora is an electrical phenom
enon. That this is corrrect receives
positive proof from the disturbance in
the lines of telegraphic communication
during the display. In some eases the
wiresactually worked without the aid
of the usual batteries, and even reversed
their action. The electrician state that
it was the greatest electrical storm ex
perienced in many years, and the great
est ever known unaccompanied brother
storm.
Probably the mo$t interesting point
in connection with the aurora is the
growing certitude that it is closely
associated with the phenomena of solar
eruption. The aurora are known to be
most frequent and most brilliant when
the sun's surface is mot violently
agitated: and it seems provable that the
storm on the sun causes the electrical
storm here, of which the aunra N one
form of maife-tation. It is well known
that we are now near the maximum point
in the eleven (ll-l) year cycle of un
spot activity, the spo bein: now larsre
and numerous, it is n-t at preent
known that there was an" particular
spasm of activity on the solar surface
during last Sunday. Prof. Youmr. of
Princeton, did not make any speei d ob
servation of the sun on that day. The
big telescope of the Dearborn Oberva
tory was turned upon him. but did not
show anything widely different from the
appearance of a short rime previouslv.
There was. however, ample time for a
storm to brew on the sun during the
twelve hours that elap-ed between the
obervat,on and the display.
The aurora testifies rather forcibly
to the existence of an atmopher"e
to the earth far ouside the lim:t
uually asMirned to it by text
book writers. The display or
Sunday night could scarcely have
been observed as it was had it not ex
tended at least 150 miles ahove the
earth's surface: and it is scan-ely pos
sible to conceive that the phenomenon
is not one of electrical excitation
among air particles at that ditance
from the sea level. Chicago Tribune.
Kinder Looking Round.
A few dny- aero a middle-aired ireutle
man. who formerly lived in this city, re
turned after an absence of two years,
and in duty bound called upm a num
ber of hi former acquain'an-es. He
stepped i-nto the store of a well-known
trader and was familiarly and cordially
greeted, and after a -hort chat he aid:
"I have met with a sad bereavement
lately." "Indeed! what has been your
trouble?" asKed the trailer. "I have
lost my wife," replied the poor nwn;
she died about ten days aro. Here is
an obituary which the editor of the
Blank wrote.", and he pulled from his
pocket a newspaper, and unfolding it.
pointed to a veritable obituary. " I
added a few lines." he continued. - for
she was a srood woman, and smith's
obituary doe-her no more than jutice."
"I presume you are right." -aid the
trader, "and the los of ones wife is in
deed a bereavement. You have the
sympathy, undoubtedly, of all your
friends." "Yes. but it is poor consola
tion, after all." said the widower, with
a solemn visage. Finally the subjeca
was changed to one cf a more cheerful
character, and after a few moments' talk
the trader said: " But what, mav I ask.
ha3 brought you back to Lowell?"
The stranger "didn't answer heartilv ;
but after a moment he replied: " WelL
to tell the truth, friend. I am kinder
looking round for another wife!" .
laicdl (Joii) Mail
i X Tear-Compelllnjf Scene in the Crim
i inal Court.
Several days ago. when Larry Mnrry.
the accomplished burglar, was brought
before Judge Rogers and entenced to
fifteen years in the penitentiary, his
companion in crime. James Rice, suc
ceeded in having sentence in his case
deferred, in order that he might bring
forward witneses. to prove his previous
good character. Yesterday was the day
allotted for the final hearing in his case,
and when Rice wa.- brought into court
his wife and two children, one a bright
little boy of four years, and the other a
babe almost ia arms, were present. At
sight of his father the little fellow
clapped his hanil gleefully, and crying
" O papa!" ran to clasp him about the
knees. He was so overjoyed to see his
papa once aaia that it was with diffi
culty the father could restrain hi ca
resses. The wife and the babe. too. put
in so pitiful a plea for the culprit that,
had the appearance been before a jury,
it would have taken considerable evi
dence to overcome the sympathy which
would have gone cut to this unfortunate
famdy group.
The prisoner witness as to charac
ter, reputable-looking enough in him
self, took the stand and swore that Rice
had always borne an excellent character
prior to leaving St. Loui a few months
ago.
Rice then took the stand in his own
behalf. He was the foreman in a shop
in St. Louis, and was doing well wh-n
Murry came to work in the same shop.
Within six months they became chums.
Murry was wild and reckless, and lost
his situation. He then interested him
self in a criminal case in which he. Rice,
was a witness, and. partly by promises
and partly by fr.endship. Murry suc
ceeded in inducing him to quit work
and keep in hiding, so that he might not
be summoned to testify in the case.
When he again showed up, his employ
ers discharged him for his action, and
he found himself unable to procure em
ployment elsewhere, and with very little
cash on hand. Murry. at this juncture,
cam- to Chicago, and hi the course of
time "oaxed him by g!ow;ng accounts of
his -'icce. to come on and loin him. It
was not until they met 'n this city. Rice
said, that he became aware of Murry'j
nefarious occupation. He was in" a
desperate strait, and Murry d d not find
much difficulty in persuading h.m to ga
into a business where the p-nfits were
sure and quick. Rice then urged in his
own oehalf that he had never entered
any bouses: Mnrry I way did that,
while ue stood guard on the outside.
It was through!" him that the police
had first been able to accumulate
the evidence. and then to re
cover nearly all the large amount of
property stolen. He had neer been
arrested but twice before, once on a
trivial charge when a Boy. and once
when he fir-t went to St. Louis, where
the police held him in confinement for
three day- while they were investigating
his character.
The prisoner broke down completely
on the stand, and the little son created an
other scene by running to his father and
imploring him in an agonized tone.
"Don't cry. papa," A bailiff, ruder
than the rest, dragged away the child,
who then turned" to his "mother and
seemed to implore her to go and aid the
father.
All were visibly affected, when Judge
Roger, turning to Rice. aid he was
convinced, from all the evidence, that
Murry was the greater criminal of the
two. and that Rice was not a bad man.
They had together to!en about $10. MX)
worth of property, committing numerous
burglaries, at all of which -ave two
Rice was present. It wm Rice who
confessed, and it was through his in
terposition that about ?7.,.l0O worth of
the plunder had been recovered. He
was disposed to be lenient, but he did
not well see how he could inflict a less
punishment than two years in the peni
tentiary. Mrs. Rice bucst into tears and wept
Eiteimsly. The little boy -obbed as if
is heart would break, and turned in
vain from one parent to fhe other for
consolation. Even the babe joined in
the wail. Rice h.raelf burst mro
tears, and as he proceeded in a choked
voice to make yet anahte..' pie
for leniency by promising future good
behavior and by poinringto his already
destitute and helpless family, there was
not a dry ey in the court-room. Not
a few who were nnaole to restrain their
emotion arose and left the -oom. Sobs
accompanying those of the -tricken
family were heard from several quar
ters. Tears stood in the eve- of the
State's-Attorney and the Clerk, and
tears wre slowly trickling down the
face of Judgq Roger as he expr-ei
the deepest sympathy for the prisoner's
family, and called to mind that he had
a grandchild just above the age and
somewhat resembling the little fellow
before him. Then. leaning over to the
Clerk, he ordered the sentence reduced
to one year in the penitentiary. As the
prisoner wa' led away the wfe and lit
tle one sobbed louder than ever. It was
a scene never to be forgotten, and it had
its effect upon the subsequent proceed
ings of court.
Shortly before the noon adjournment
Mr. Greeley, who was the attorney for
the two burglars until he found himself
enrolled as one of their victims, ap
proached State's-Attorney Mills, and. in
.i voice full of emotion, asked if th-re
was no further chance for the poor fei
low who had just been torn awav frun
his family. He. a one of their victims.
was anxious to enter a plea in Rice"
behai?. Mr. Mill? advised him to -peak
to the Court, and then hurried away a
bai.'ff to bringin Rice. The old lawvW.
chok ng down his tear, and w.th h:s
hand across hi mouth nearly half the
time, made known hi- de-ire to the
Court, and on hi request, the State" s
Attoney consent ng. Rice's sentence
was cnanged to un- year in the Countv
JaiL He w;il thu- e-cap the ignominy
and hard work of a penltentiarv eu.-
ten--e. and will be where his family can
see iii.n frequenrlv. He can. moreover,
by the favor of the iaii-keeper. do a
little trafficking in rhe jail, which will
greatly aid his familv during his incar
ceration. Chicago Tr bune.
At her fim appearance since the
death of her husband, on the tage of
Albert Hall. London, lime. Nilon wa
dres?ed in deept mourning, and her
first notes betrayed her ignation bv a
tremulous quiver. But sh soon brave
ly conquered herself, and iier full, strong
voice rang through the ha.l with ail its
eld-time sweetness. The audience ap
plauded rapturously, but she firmly de
lined the encore.
m
" Home. Sweet Home" is the Iat
thing played at the President's recep
tions, and the guest's ao ept the gentle
warning and proceed to depart. DeiroiL
Free Press.
j :
The Historical eiety ia New York
ask the citv to co-operate" November 25, i
13S3. m celebrating the lUUth anniver-
5firr- nf Hi. .afro. ,-.,.. rf -U - : i .l -
I British. " "
PERSONAL A5D LITEKA1T.
Madame Materna. the great Gat
man vocalist now in thfa country, fa the
daughter of a poor school teacher aS
Wildiin. in Steiermark.
Dr. Lawrence Washington, tha
grandnephew and nearest living rela
uve of George Washington, is a larmer
and fruit-grower near Denison, Tex.
It is twanty-one years since Mark
Twain was a pilot on the Mississippi
River, but an old hand at the whel
recognized him recently on his trip to
New Orleans.
Mrs. Esther A. Cooley. of Bingham.
Me., has received a commission from
Governor Plaisted to solemnize mar
riages, administer oatiis and take ac
knowledgments of deeds. Boston Post.
Lord Rosebery. who is said to hare
sown his wild oats" in the United States,
contemplates a visit to America uext
autumn with Lady Rosebery. Perhaps)
with a view of showing her the crop.
Detroit Post.
Isaac Wan!, father at the Wani
brother, the famous oarsmen, died a
CornwaiL N. Y.. recently, aged eighty
four years. He had been a North-Barer
fisherman all his life. He leaves four
teen children. .V. 11 Herald.
Labouchere. the English noveliit. ia
writing a satirical novel, based on the
insane desire of about half of England
to marry its deceased wife's sister." Mra.
Craik. ."the author of "John Halifax.
Gentlemen." wrote a. story on the sam
subject years ago.
Rear Admiral John Rodgers. who
died at Washington recently, first de
monstrated the sea-going quality of tad
monitor class of vessels when, ia 1863,
he had command of the Weehawken on
the South Atlantic blockading aquadroo.
Chicago Inter Ocean.
" Don has had many advantages.
said old umon Camerou. talking of his
son, the Pennsylvania Senator, th
other day; " butt had one that is worth
more to anv man starting in Ufa than
all he ever'haiL" " What Li that Gen
eral?" "The advantage of starting
poor."
Miss Florence Toole, the fourteen-year-old
daughter of the comedian, is
described as the po-essor of remarkable
literary abilitv. and in is thought tha:
her father wdl presently be able to gs
hi pieces written for him at home
There' a nothing like having the Toolea
in the house when one wanta to con
struct a play.
Henry James. Jr., th-s young man
who " wegrets the thlrkurnstance that
he was bom in America, but wealiy
couldn't help it, you see. as he wasn I
consulted about the matter, you know."
has rewritten Roderick Hudson."
which had some merits he was always
sorrv for and had doubtless cut out.
X. I". Star.
HUMOROUS.
It is estimated that at least 4.000
acres are being wanted with melons in
Scott CountyrMo. The question nor
is: How many ache-ahs will those
4. GOO acres produce? Leavenworth
Times.
" What made the mule kick you?'
they asked of a gentleman who had beea
seen flying through the roof of a bam.
And he answerea "Do you think I wa
fool enough to go back and inquire?"
Co u nerfo u rn al.
A darkey, after falling from a two
story window, and striking hia head
first on the pavement, got up and said
to an alarmed spectator: '"I cl'ar to
goodness, if I fall anoder story Pd a
broke dat stone."
An old lady in Texas was taking
her first ride in the cars the other day,
when the train ran off the track. "Yon
fetch up rather sudden, don't ye?'' she
asked of a bystander. a3 she brushed tha
dirt from her garments.
It having bea found that the an
cient fish-like taste of Boston water Is
due to the decay of something with a
very long and intricate Latin name the
Boston:ans now drink it with great gus
to. Philadelphia X'ws.
The bustle is about to assume pro
portions again, but. man alive, yoa
musn't call it a bustle. The new-faa-gled
idea is a "toumnre." P. 5. It is
made of newpapers, same as the old
style. Send In your subscriptions now".
Xito Hacfii Register.
A lecturer was once in a dilemma
which he will probably never forget.
While talking about art he ventured
the assertion: "Art can never improve
nature?" At that moment some one
in the audience cried out ia a grud"
voice: "Can't he3 Well. then, now
do you think you would look without
your wig?"
Oscar Redingote was Adeibert Ma
haffy's adopted son. Years ago. when
Gwendolen wa but a bahy, and tha
proud father had gone out one vanln
for another bucket of soothing sirup to
keep her from howling the roof of the
houe off. he had found Oscar, then a
boy of even. trying to rob a blind wsn.
He had taken the tittle waif home,
brought him up a h . own child, and
now. at twenty-five. Oscar was on the
Boari of Trade. He had resumed the
old business. Chicago Tribune.
The following memorandum waj
picked up in a dry-good" store in Troy
the other day. We give it verbatim:
father fetch f-om trov one box ofi acksil
greece; even rants off yallar callker
fore libbie a dress, five vard ovarhail
stiif blew; one box skenka Pills from
Hocorab: ten pound otton battis;
twehe yard ai.erfor gran ma3 drji;
one and one-half yard3 buf nbbin: one
and one-half vanL blew the same kind;
tow i-jnth Stov pipe: rwo nuttmeggs;
four pounds ten cenny naie.: two an
dil molds: ten Ponds Brwn Shugar;
one Pare Gum Shoes for Kane. BurfcZi
Eroress.
A Contingent Fee.
A citizen had had occasion to consult
a lawyer regarding a suit which he con
templated instituting, but of the definite
o tcome of which he was :n doubt. Ha
did not wish to pay a retaining fee. be
cause he was uncertain of winning.
The attorney said he would Accept a
contingent fee. The party met Mr.
Burieign ome time afterward andaskad
him the definition of a contingent fee.
" A contingent fee." jocosely ?aid Mr.
Burleigh, is this- " If a lawyer lows the
case he get nothing. If he wins yoa
get nothing."
" But,"' said the rerplexed party,
scratching his head. "I can't say thas I
exactly comprehend you."
" I thought I was wite clear," 3aid
Mr. Burieigh. who repeated what he had
said.
"But it stjen-5 ;q:1: i don't get any
thing in either event," said the man,
when his intellect had fully grasped tho
situation.
WelL that is about the size of
contingent fee." replied Mr. Burleigh,
terminating the conversation. Dctrvii
Frtt Prsss.