UIIB "rl1 THE JOURNAL. RAXES OP AhVEKTINl.liG. Oulninlius ESTBusiuess and professional cards of five lines or leas, per annum, five dollars. EJf For time advertisements, apply at this office. ISM,'K1 EVKllY WKDNKSIUY, 1S1. K. TUKNER cSo CO. Proprietors and Publishers. JSTLegal advertisements at statute rates. 23TFor transient advertising, see rates on third page. TSS All advertisements payable monthly. STOFFICEElezenth St., up itairs in Journal Building. terms: l'erycar S'- OO Six months 1 OO 'I'll ret: months 50 VOL. XIIL-NO. 12. COLUMBUS, NEB., WEDNESDAY. JDLY 19, 1882. WHOLE NO. 636. Single conies mammm .. v . If r u r j- k "V ' ,. x If N' CONGRESSIONAL DELEGATION. C. H. V.vnW yck, U. S. Senator, Neb raska Cit . Alvix Saiiniikks, U.S. Senator, Omaha. K. Iv. Vali:v rixe, Hep.. AVe.-t Point. T. .1. Majoks, Contingent Hep., Peru. STATE DIHECTOHV: Aluixus Nance, Governor, Lincoln. S..I. Alexander, Secretary of State. John YValliehs, Auditor, Lincoln. G. M. B.irtlctt, Treasurer, Lincoln. CI. Dilwortli, Attorney-General. W. V. W.Joiu't, Supt. Public Instruc. C. J. Xobes, Warden oi Penitentiary. cilVouIu?'' 1Wn IPectors. J.O. Carter, Prison Physician. II. P. Mathevson,Supt."ln8ane Asylum. JUDICIARY: George II. Lake.) , . , T , AmasaCobb. Associate Judges. S. Maxwell, Chief Justice, kouktii .ti;iuciai. MSTKICT. U. W. Post, Judire, York. M. B. Hce&e. District Attorney, AVahoo. LAND OFFICERS: M. B. Hoxie, Register, Grand Island. Wm. Anyaii. Rt'i-eiver, (J rand Island. LEGISLATIVE: State Senator. M. K. Turner. " Representative, G. W. Lehman. COUNTY DIRECTORY: .1. G. Hiiiis. County Judge. John Stauii'ci. County Clerk. C. A. Newman, Clerk Dist. Court. J. W. Early, Treasurer. 1). C. Kavanaugh, Slu-rill". L.J. Criner. Surveyor. M. I alter. 1 Joseph Rivet, J- Couutv Co II. J. Hiid-on, ) inmis.-ionors. lr. A . Heiiitz, "oroner. J. K. Moiicriff Supi. of Schools. Byron .Millet t, I , .- ,., r W..M. Cornelius, I "st"ei.ortliePoacc. .CITY DIRECTORY: J. IJ. JleasrhtT, Mavor. A. It. C.illroth, Clerk. J. B. Di'1-nian, Treasurer. W.N. Hen-ley, Paliee Judge. J. E. North, Engineer. or.cii..Mr.x: 1st Ward John Rickly. J. A. S'"hroeder. 2,1 Ward -Pat. Hays. 1. GStick. Vd Ward I. Rasmusscn. A. A. Smith. rAiimlUM PomI OIH'.;. Open on .Sundays nun II a.m. to 12m. and from l::tu to l i. m. Business hours except Sunday ( a. m. to J5 r. M. Eastern mail- close at 11 a.m. Wc-tern mails close at -1:1."i.m. .Mai! I-af- Coliunbu for Lost Creek, Genoa, St. Edwards, Albion, Platte Center, Ilmnphre, Madison and Nor folk, every day (except Sundajs) at 4:'.V p. in. Arrives at ll:.". For Shell Creek and Creston, on Mon day and Fridays, 7 A. M., returning at 7 r. M.. -ame days. For Alexis. Patron and David City, Tuesday-, Thursdiy.- and Saturdays, 1 i m .rrie- at It! M. For Conkliiig Tuesdajs and Saturdays 7 a. m. Arri es p. lii. same ila s . II. 1. Time Tlle le. C:2." a. m. 11:00 a. m. 2:lsi p. m. 4:30 a. in. 2:011 p, m. 4:27 p. m. 0:00 j). m. 1:30 a. m. . Eastward Hound. Emigrant, No.G, leaves at Pas-eng'r, " -1, " ". Freight, " " " . Freight, " 10, " " . Westward Hound. Freight , No. .", leaves at . Pas-eng'r, " :5, 4 Freight, " !t, " " . Emigrant, "7. " " . Every day except Saturday the three lines leading to Chicago connect with II P. trains at Omaha. On Saturdays there will be but one train a day, as -hown by the following schedule: .. N. & B. II. ROAD. Time Schedule No. 4. To take effect June 2, S1. For the government and information of employees only. The Company reserve- the right to vary therefrom at pleasure. Trains daily, hunclays excepted Outward Hound. Inward Hound. Columbus 4 ::W i.m. Norfolk 7:20 a.m. LostCreek.ri:21 " Munson 7:47 " PI. Centre 5:42 " Madison .S:2 " IIumphrev(i;2." " Humphrev!:05 Madison '.7:04 " PI. Centre 9:48 ' 3Iunson . 7:43 " Lo-tCreeklO.O!) " Norfolk .. 8:04 Coluinbusl0:."t5 " ALItlON HKANCII. Columtuis 4:45 r.M. Albion ... 7:43 a.m. LostCreek:i:31 St.Edward8:30 " Genoa ... 0:10 " Genoa !t:14 " St.Edward7:(K) " LostCreek!:.r9 " Albion . 7:47 " Columbusl0:45 " B. & .M. TIME TABLE. Leaves Columbus, .ri:4."iA. M. " Bellwood U:l " " David Citv, 7.20 " " Garri-on, 7:40 " Uly-ses, S:2-" " Staplehur.-t, S:.Vi " Seward, !:30 " Rubv, !):-"0 " .Milford 10:1." " Plea-ant Dale, 10:45 " " Emerald, 11:10 " Arrives at Lincoln, 11:50 M. Leaves Lincoln at 12:50 i m. and ar rives in Columbu- 7:00i m. Make- close connection at Lincoln for all points east, west and south. h. r tiers &. no, BLACKSMITHS AND "Waon 3ruldei s3 'cw Itrlrk Shop opposite llrlntz's Dnip Store. ALL KINDS OF WOOD AND IRON WORK ON WAGONS AND BUGGIES DONE ON SHORT NOTICE. Eleventh Street, Columbus, Nebraska. 50 NEBRASKA HOUSE, S. J. HARMOY, Prop'r. Nebraska Ave., South of Depot, COLUMBUS, HUB. A new house, newl- furnished. Good accommodations. Board by day or week at reasonable rates. ZSTSetu a. Fii-wt-Cla Table. Meals, 25 Cts. Lodgings 25 Ct8. 3S-2tf COLUMBUS Restaurant and Saloon! E. D. SHEEHAN, Proprietor. 53"Wholesale nnd Retail Dealer in For eign Wines, Liquors and Cigars, Dub lin Stout, Scotch and English Ales. tg Kentucky Whiskies a Specialty. OYSTERS in their season, by the case can or dish. Utk Street, Soutk of Depot. BUSINESS CARDS. TK. CARL. SCIIOTTE, VETERINARY SURGEON. Office at Dowty. Weaver & Co's store. A ADERSOiV A. KOCn, BANKERS, Collection, Insurance and Loan Agents, Foreign Exchange and Pas sage Tickets a specialty. pOKXEI.IUS A NUI.IVAi-V ATTOllNEYS-AT-LA W, Up-stairs in Gluck Building, 11th street, Above the New bank. TJ J. HU1MOIV, NOTARY PUBLIC. 12th Street, 2 door went of Hammond Iloase, Columbus, Neb. 491-v pvR. M. 1. THVKSTO., RESIDENT DENTIST. Olh'cc over corner of 11th and North-st. All operations first-class and warranted. 1I1ICAOO BARIIEK SHOP! HENRY WOODS, Prop'k. l3J"Evcrything in first-class style. Also keep the best of cigars. 510-y G KKK Ac rekdek, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, Ollice on Olive St., Columbus, Nebraska. 2-tf 0. G. A. IIULLHORST, A. M., M. D., 11 OMEOl'A Till C 1'IIYSI CI AN, H3Two Blocks south of Court House. Telephone communication. ft-ly Tif r, .ni'KRS, ji. i HOMEOPATHIC PHYSICIAN. "Will attend to all calls night and dav. Office with O. F. Merrill, east of A & N. Depot. 5i:imo McALMSTEIt 1IKOS., A TTORNEYS A T LA W, Oflice up-stairs in McAllister's build ing. 11th St. W. A. McAllister, Notary Public. - 1. KVAIVS, xM. ., PHYSICIAN tl- SURGEON. ypiT Front room, up-stairs in Gluck building, above the bank, 11th St. Cills aii-wureu night or day. ii-tim J. M. MACKAKLANl, B. It. COWDKKY, Attcxey isl Kstary ror e. ,csuer.:r. LAW AND COLLECTION OFFICE OK MAC1 ARbAND & COWDERY, Columbus, : : : Nebraska. Tf II. RUSCIII- llth St., nearly opp. Gluck's store, SelU Harness, Saddles, Collars, "Whips, Blankets, Curry Combs, Brushes, etc., at the lowest possible prices. Repairs promptly attended to. BYROS MILLETT, Justice of the Peace and Notary Public. UYKO. iHIL.I,E'rT, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Columbus Nebraska. N. B. He will give close attention to all business entrusted to him. 248. T GUIS SCHREIBER, BLACKSMITH AND WAGON MAKER. All kinds of repairing done on short notice. Buggies, Wagons, etc., made to order, and all work guaranteed. SQTShop opposite the " Tattcrsall," Olive Street. s"25 W AtiNER A WESTCOTT, AT THE CHECKERED BARN, Are prepared to furnish the public w'th good teams, buggies and carriages for all occasions, especially for funerals. Also conduct a feed and sale stable. 49 TAMES PEARS ALL IS PRKI'AKKD, WITH FIRST-CLASS APPARATUS, To remove houses at reasonable rates. Give nim a call. "vroTiCK xo xi:aciii:rs. J. E. Moncrief, Co. Supt., Will be in his ofllcc at the Court House on the first Saturday of each month for the purpose of examining applicants for teacher's certificates, and for the trausactton of any other business pertaining to schools. 6(J7-y C 1IIAKL1E SLOAX, 1'ROrKIKTOK OK THK OHTTsTAiUAIVS STOTMg ! Dealer in Chinese Teas, Handkerchiefs, Fans, and French Goods. 12th and Olive Sts., Columbus, Neb. 7-12m TAJIKS SAITCO, CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER. Plans and estimates supplied for either frame or brick buildings. Good work guaranteed. Shop on 13th Street, near St. Paul Lumber Yard, Columbus, Ne braska. f2 Cmo. WILLIAM RYAN, DEALER IN KENTUCKY WHISKIES Wines, Ales, Cigars and Tobacco. JSTSchilz's Milwaukee Beer constant ly on hand.fRT Eleventh St., Columbus, Neb. Drs. MITCHELL & XABTTN, COLUMBUS UEJICAL l SIS&IUL IKIIM. Surgeons O., N. & H. H. H. H., Asst. Surgeons U. T. H'y, COLUMBUS, NEBRASKA. JS. MURDOCK & SON, Carpenters and Contractors. Have bad an extended experience, and will guarantee satisfaction in work. All kinds of repairing done on short notice. Our motto is, Good work and fair prices. Call and give us an oppor tunitytoestimateforyou. lTShop on 13th St., one door west of Friedhof & Co's. store, Columbus, Nebr. 483-y ADVERTISEMENTS. MRY! MILLMRY! Mrs. M. S. Drake HAS JUST RECEIVED A LARGE STOCK OF SPRING AD SU9I91ER HILU1EBY AID FAICY T3T A FULL ASSORTMENT OF EV ERYTHING BELONGING TO A FIRST-CLASS MILLIX ERY STORE. J Nebraska Avenue, two doors north of the State Hank. 27-tf BECKER & WELCH, PROPRIETORS OF SHELL CREEK MILLS. MANUFACTURERS AND WHOLE SALE DEALERS IN FLOUR AND MEAL, OF FTC E, COL UMB US. NEB. Dr. A. HEINTZ, DEALER in . MUMS. CHEMICALS. WUVKX, LIQUORS, Fine Soaps, Brushes, PERFUMERY, Etc., Etc., And all articles usually kept on band by Druggists. Physicians Prescriptions Carefully Compounded. Eleventh street, near Foundry. COLUMBUS. : NEBRASKA. SPEICE & NORTH, General Agents for the Sale of a REAL ESTATE. Union Pacific, and .Midland Pacific R. R. Lands for sale at from $3.00 to $10.00 per acre for cash, or on five or ten years time, in annual payments to suit pur chasers. We have also a large and choice lot of other lamls, improved and unimproved, for sale at low price and on reasonable terms. Also business and residence lots in the city. We keep a complete abstractor title to all real es tate in Platte County. 621 COLUMBUN, NEB. PISBITS BIST! BUY" THE Patent Roller Process MINNESOTA FLOUR! ALWAYS GIVES SATISFACTION, Because it makes a superior article of bread, and is the cheapest flour in the market. Every sack warranted to run alike, or moticy refunded. HERMAN OEHLRICH & BRO., GROCERS. 3-.1m WM. BECKER, DKALKR IN ALL KINDS OF FAMILY GROCERIES! I KEEP CONSTANTLY ON HAND A WELL SELECTED STOCK. Teas, Coffees, Sugar, Syrups, Dried and Canned Fruits, and other Staples a Specialty. Goods UellTered Free to part or the City. amy I AM ALSO AOENT FOR THE CEL EBRATED COQUIIXARD Farm and Spring Wagons, of which I keep a constant supply on hand, but few their equal. In style and quality, second to none. CAIuH AHD IXARH PRICES. Cor. Thirteenth and K Streets, near A. & N. Depot. Youths' Department. OUR BABY. Two little shoes Out at tb toes. Trotting about Whtro"or mother goMt So'lcd gingham dress. Put on jut now Thcv do KCt to dirty, Xo one knows how; Little bluck face. Mack each wee hand B s -n makln? mud plea, And plityinfr in sand. Doiir, precious head, Touseled and roujrh; Bright, laujfhlns eyes. Can't see enough: This Is our baby All day. Two Uttle feet. Rosy and bare: Two chubby hiinds. Folded In prayer; Th- d little head. PnrK-riiigfd with hair; Soft baby-lace. Dimpled nml fair: Pansy-blue eyes, Hoavv with sleep; Silvrv swiH.'t voice. Lisphijf: "Father us keep; This is our baby At ii&ht. Woman' Journal. ONE STICK AT A TIME. Cominjj home from school one day, I found a large pile of wood before our door. "There's work for vou, Willie," said Ned Blake, the boy who was with me. "Your father had better do as my father does, hire a man to get it in. It is too much for a boy. mother says; and it will take the whole of Wednesday afternoon. You will have no time for play. No, Will, 1 would not do that, I tell you." This was the substance of Ned's talk, as we stood before the wood pile; and the more he said, the higher it grew. By the time he left me. I began to think niyself a poorly used boy, indeed. "There is work for you, Willie," said mother, as I sidled into the kitchen. " Did you see that beautiful wood at the gate as you came iu?" ' I should think I did!" I muttered to myself, but saying nothing aloud, only asking how father was. He was ill, and had been for many mouths; and the family funds, I knew, wore becom ing low. It is a monstrous pile," I at length said, getting a glimpse of it from the window. " So much the better for us, Willie," said mother, cheerfully. "A long win ter is before us, you know." Dinner was soon ready, the table spread in the littlo kitchen, and father was helped out from the adjoining room by his two little daughters, one on each side. Father and mother sat down to our frugal nioal with thankful hearts, I am sure; the girls chatted as usual, while I sat brooding over that "awful woodpile." I am afraid my chief dish was a dish of pouts. Father asked me several tjustions, but I took no part in the pleasant table-talk. "Well, my boy," said father, after dinner, " there's that wood to be put in. No school this afternoon, so you have time enough. You had better do it the "It will take tbe whole afternoon," I said, coldly. " The boys are going nut ting." Iwas not sure of this, but anything in the way of an objection to the wood. My father said nothing. Dear, dear father! God forgive me for wounding his feelings! "Mother," I said, following her into the pantry, "Ned Blake's father hires a man to got his wood in. His mother thinks it is too much for a boy to do. Why does not father hire one?" "Ah!" said my mother sadly, "the Blakes are better off than we. Yourpoor father" Tears came into her eyes. She stopped. Mary ran iu where we were, and I, half ashamed of myself, escaped out of the back door. Still, Ned Blake's words rankled in me, and I thought it was too bad; nor did the brisk west wind blow off the fumes of the foolish grumbling which made a coward of me. 1 sat down on the wood-block with nry hands in my poekets, and shutllcd m- feet among the chips in sour discontent. " It is such a monstrous pile," I said to myself a dozen times. Presently out came mother. I jumped up. "Willie," sue said, cueerlullv, "l would go to work soon retit in." m earnest. Yon will It U s monstrous mntlior " T nid in a self-pitving tone. "It will take me forever, and half kill me in the bargain." " Forever is a long, long while," she said. "Come, let us look at tho pile. It is big, but all vou have to do is to Like a stick at "a time. That will not , urt you, Willie, I am sure only one 'ick at a time; yet one stick at a time -vill make that pile vanish quicker than on think for, Willie. Try it, now." There was a kindness and yet a deci sion in my mother's tones which were irresistible. She could put even hard things, or what we thought hard, in a rerv achievable light. "Only one stick at a time!" I cried, Jumping up and following her. Really, he pile seemed already to lessen under 1111s new moue ot attack. "Univ one stick at a time! What need of a man ' to do that? One stick at a time! If Ned Blade could not do that, he was a poor tool." Ah! and a poor tool he proved to be. My mother had got my metal up, and I boldly went to work. "tattler," said I, bolting into the house at a later hour in the afternoon, all'in a glow, " please tell me what time it isH" "Eight minutes after throe," an swered he, looking at his watch. "Whew!" I shouted, "and the pile is mastered!" Never did I feel such a strong and joyous sense of the power of doing Finding my mother, I put my arm around her neck and said: "Mother, I was a naughty boy. but 'one stick at a time ' has cured me." 1 did not then know the full valuo of the lesson I had learned. Years of la bor successful labor have sinee tested and amply proved its value. When yoar work looks insurmountable and you seem to have no heart to take hold of it, as work many a time will, remember, it is only one stick at a time, and go at it. noHon aome journal. The Queerest Village ia the World. All the boys and girls who have studied geography know what a singu lar country Holland is; that it is as flat as a dinner-plate, and away down below the level of the sea, with "dykes or em bankments built up all around, to keep the water from coming in a green, lev el land, cut up bv canals, so that you can travel about in that way as naturally as we do on roads. Holland means "muddy or marshy land," and Netherlands, "low coun tries." or "lowlands." There is not 11 mountain, not a rock; and the only heights to bo seen anywhere are lines of sand-hills, or dunes which the wind and other agencios have formed in some places along the coast. So wild ani mals, no wild birds, no wild flowers, no woods, no groves; but only green mead ows crossed by the canals, trim littla villages and busy cities, sand-wastes and the dykes, beyond which is the sea, ready to break in if a yard of the em bankment should give way -which.how-ever, the inhabitants take care shall never happen. The Hollanders are the neatest peo ple in the world; and that briugs me to what I set out to tell you about There is a little town, or village, in that coun try, a few miles from Amsterdam, called Broek, pronounced brook. "Broek in Water-land." It has been famous, nobody can tell how long, for its cleanliness; and not only that, but for the fauciful style of the houses and yards and gardens and streets. The people, though only peasants, are all rich, and all feel a pride in their town; it seems to be the great business of their lives to keep their houses freshlv painted, their ear dens in perfect onler, and their yards and streets as cle:m as a parlor. No carts are allowed in the streets and no cattle. Though tho raising of stock and making butter and cheese is their occupation, a stranger would never imagine that there wero any cat tle in the region, unless he went to the beautiful green meadows back of tho houses, or the stables out there whero the cows are kept in stalls scrubbed and washed like a kitchen. The streets are too line and nice for the feet of animals to step on; all paved with polished stones, intermingled with bricks of different colors, and kept so scrupulously clean that a lady could walk anywhero in white satin slippers. Every" house has a little yard in front, but noshrubs, or vines, or flowers in it, or even a tuft of grass. They are all carefully paved with colored stones in the figures of animals, or birds, or trees, or tulips, or something in designs which make one think of some of the mon strosities one sometimes sees in hearth rugs, such as scarlet bears, green horses, blue trees and the like. The houses are painted iu the bright est colors, just as the owner fancies; in vermilion, pea-green, pink, purple, orange, or anything else that is gay and gorgeous and queer; and the roofs are covered with tiles varnished till they shine like new silver. Every day tho stones in the yard aro washed and" polished, and slippers are placed at the door so that any one go ing in, stranger or dweller there, must take off his boots or shoes before setting foot in the house. Inside, everything is as clean as constant scrubbing and rinsing and painting and varnishing and rubbing and polishing can make it. The floors, of black and vellow marble inlaid, are kept slippery as glass from so much friction; all "the wood-work glistens, and everything that is made of metal is dazzling as burnished brass. There is nothing in all the world like it. There are large gardens between the houses, where there are trimly laid-out beds of such choice flowers as tulips . and hyacinths and the rarest of bulbs; 1 and aft about are" set up images as gro- I tesque as heathen idols; and these are in keeping with the strangeness of ev erything else. The people have but little to do with the rest of the world, but to stay at home and paint and varnish and scrub I and keep clean. But the3' treat every body well who goes there, and certainly if there is one queer village that is bet ter worth visiting than any other, it must be Brock. Youth'' s Companion. One Way to Learn. Rufus was but fifteen, yet he had been a year and more at work in Mr. John son's store. He came home very tired every evening running up stairs and down so much, and handling over gro ceries of all sorts. " I wish I had studied harder when I was in school. Uncle Edward," he said one night; " but 1 don't feel much like taking up a book after my day's work is done. I don't know how those won derful boys managed we read about who learned so much in their spare minutes." " You may learn a good deal, Rufus, every, day, and that, too, without any painful application. It will not wear you out in the least, but, on the con will be rather inspiring and trary, it Cheering. 1 he Way it IS cheering. The way it is done is this Get ,nto lhe, h:lb,t of Utng ove everything that goes on about you. Events and people pass before the , view of the majority, leaving as little impression as the rolling clouds. The , ?n'y thmS that seems to awaken this listless attention is the prospect of 'hav ing some fun.' That is well enough in its place; but it cannot be made the business of life, nor of the spare mo ments of life, if we would ever amount to much here. "A thoughtful boy is, by all odds, the one to make the most of himself and to stand in the highest esteem. It will take you a little while to form the habit, but every fresh effort will make your powers of mind more wide awake, and stronger for the next opportunity. ou CttU earn even from things that are 1 pieasing in memseivcs. xi a man comes J into the store with a rough, coarse way 01 speaking and acting, j-ou can take a mental note of that man, and determine that you will cultivate quite a different style. When a tipsy youth steps in, and talks in hit maudlin, silly manner, there is a temperance lecture for you. If some one else manages a piece of work more skillfully than yourself, take a sharp look at his method, and learn his 'sleight of hand.' It will be a great deal more profitable all your life than to learn a dozen funny tricks. If you hear people conversing upon subjects on which it is well to be informed, give attention to their remarks, and store away the points in j-our memory. It is surprising how much one may gain from conversation if he will but learn to sift out the wheat from the chaff. You can learn much from thoughtful reading of good papers, also, and it will rest instead of tiring you. So, don't give up the ship, Rufus. and conclude your education must stop because you work hard all' day. You are acquiring an excellent practical education in your store work, and it will be easy to double its value, if you but adopt the attentive, thoughtful habit" Strange freaks of vandalism were performed in Harrisburg, Pa., a few nights since by some mischievous scamps. They consisted of removing and carrying away the plates from afl the water and gas shops on the pave ments along several streets, chipping wooden door-steps with knives ana piling loose bricks in the gutters. There are 9,000 saloons in New York. If placed side bv side in a direct liae they would extend a distauce of forty-five miles. His Oat good deal of amusement has bean caused in dry-goods trade circles daring tho past few days by the leaking out of a little story at the expense of two young gentlemen who aro widely and favorably known in the trade. The father of these young men is a promi nent Market street merchant, noted for his large wealth, shrewd business abili ty and great economy, particularly in tno matter of wearing appareL Tho sons, who are models of elegance and taste in dress, hvo for a long time borne a particular antipathy to a certain venerable coat which lias clung to their respected parent for many years, and often tried by persuasion to induce him to sell it to the rag-man and buy a new one, but the old gentleman's invariable reply was: "You poys shpend nionej enough for clothes for one family. Dis rrnnt. 10 rrtrt anAiii.li 4rr. mn At length, knowing their father's fondness ior a bargain, tliey thought of a ruse by which to induce him to lay off the ola garment and get a now one. Taking the coat which tho father had worn they went to their tailor and instructed him to take it as a pattern as to size and to lit and make the finest coat he could. "We will," said one of them, "get father down here on some pretense or other ami then you must sell him that coat. No matter what ho offers, you take it and we'll pay you the balance." In due time the sous received word that the coat was finished price eighty dol lars. The next morning at breakfast the eldest son casually remarkod: "Fa ther, you will be going near the tailor's to-day, ami I wish you would stop and tell him to be sure and send home my uew coat to-day for I have a party to auenti to to-nignt. " Very vellmy son, I vill do so, but 1 don't see wiat you poys vant with so iu:ury goats." Tho old gentleman delivered his mes sage, and tho tailor's opportunity had come. Fingering tho venerable garment, ho remarked, persuasively: "You ouerht to have a new coat. It is a shame for a rich man like you to wear such an old garment as that." "Tank you very much; but this goat is good enough for me. "I have got something," persisted tho tailor, " that I believe will tit you, and it is the greatest bargain that" you ever heard of. I made it for a cus tomer, but it was a misfit. The priee of that coat." saiil the tailor, producing tho garment, "is eighty dollars, but it won't f;t the man I made it for, and I'll let vou have it for next to nothing. Try it on." The coat was tried on, and proved a perfect lit "You'll never get such a bargain again if j-ou live a hundred years," said the tailor. "You may have that coat for forty dollars. " I'll gifl you twenty-five," said the old merchant, who knew cloth when he saw it "Take it." Carning his old coat in a bundle, the purchaser went out arrayed in the cighty dollar coat. At supper that night he appeared in the familiar old coat and in excellent good humor. To his sous he said: "I made a nice little thing to-day. Ven I vasatthe tailors I bought" goatr a nice, fine goat The price vas eighty dollars, but I got it for twenty-fivVdol-lars. I put it on and had not gone a square pefore I met a friend. He no ticed my new goat and sphoke about it, and I told him about how I got it so sheap. He offered me thirty dollars for the goat and I took itmade five dol lars in fife minutes." "Yes." said the sons, dolefully, in chorus, "you've made five dollars," and we have lost forty-five." Then they explained. "My gracious! that is pad," said the old man, when he compre hended the situation: "but let dis be a lesson to you, my shildren. Never dry to deceive your fader." Philadelphia Times. -- The Sinking of the Jeannette. The New York Herald prints a letter giving Lieutenant Danenhower's ac count of tho adventures of the Jeannette until after the vessel sank. Of the last hours of the vessel he says: "About three p. m. Machinist Lee reported the ice coming through the bunkers, and tho Captain immeTliaUly ordered, 'Lower away!' men having been previously stationed at the boats7 falls and some provisions put on the ica. Melville immediately contradicted the report, and the Captain delayed tho or der. Thus the ship lay for two hours and a half, the pressure of the ice relax ing at times and the ship almost right ing. Then again she would be hove over to twenty-three degrees, and we felt sure there was no longer any hope for her, for she would not lift There was nothing ia the world to be done to assist her at that time. We had to depend upon her shape. I have forgotten to tell vou that she, of course, floated much higher than when we entered the pack, an3 that led us to hope that she would lift easier in the nip, for the pressure of the ice would be below the point her Bides commenced to tumble home. On the starboard side, while she was heeling, the nip was felt on her timber heads, which were the weakest parts of the frame, but on tho port side sho was Eressod below the turn of the bilge, er fate was practically decided the mo ment we found she would not lift and a large amount of provisions and clothing was then placed on the ice in readiness for the catastrophe " W hen the order was given to aban don the ship her hold was full of water; and as she was heeling twenty-three de grees to starboard at tho time that tho water was on the lower side of the Spar deck, I hope that our friend, the Lomfcn Standard, will not now think that we deserted her and left her adrift in the Arctic, as was stated in one of the is sues of that paper. We had a laro-o quantity of provisions on the ice about a hundred yards from the ship, but Mr. Dunbar, who was alive to the occasion, advised the shifting of these to an adja cent and more favorable floe piece. It took us till eleven p. m. to eflect the re moval. We also had three boats name ly, tho first cutter, second cutter and the whaleboat As soon as Dr. Ambler had looked out for Chipp he relieved me at mv cost and I went to work with n sled p:irty, which I had been detailed previously to command. The order was given to camp and get coffee, so we E itched our tent abreast of the whale oat and I set about fitting out for the retreat "About four o'clock I was awakened by Seaman Kuehne calling his relief, Fireman Bartlett, who was in our tent Kuehne called to Barlett that the ship was sinking, and the latter jumped to the tent door and saw the span of the Jeannette after the hull was below the surface. We heard the crash, but those were the only two men who saw the vessel disappear. It was said that the ice first closed upon her, then relaxing, allowed the wreck to sink; the yards caught aoross the ico and broke off. but being hold by the lifts and braces were carried down depth, thirty-eight fath oms, as I remember. The next morning the Captain and others visited the spot and found only one cabin chair and a few pioces of wood all that remained of our old and good friend the Jean nette, which for many months had en dured the embrace of the Arctic mon ster. The Jeannette sank about four o'clock on the morning of Monday, June 13." A Town-Meeting Episode. An incident of last "Monday's town meeting will be long remembered by those who were present aud is well worthy of being preserved in print. It was a scene alike dramatic and affecting and onco again proved that "Pity and need make all llosh kin." For hours had discussion been in prog ress as to various appropriations needed for carrying on tho town government, and ultra-economists wore working with all their power to have things ligured down to tneir lowtt notch. At last was reached tho article relating to a e'aim against tho town by an old and re spected citizen for damage to his land by reason of water washing sand from a hill down upon it The committee appointed at a previous meeting to in vestigate the claim reported than ten dollars would cover the damage, and that sum was just about to be ordered when tho claimant tottered to his feet and leaning with the weight of over eighty yeais upon his cane with feeble broken voice begged permission to speak. Ho said he was so deaf that not one word had he heard of what had been going on around him for hours, lint now some one had given him to understand his claim was under discission. Then he went on to tell what he had do'ie a half-century ago to build up the town, aud his"eves flashed with prido and his lean form straightened as he spoke; how all the Lest years of his life had been spent in Westlield; how he had served the town in various capacities, and nowt'.-at misfortune and old age had come upon him, and he had but brief time at most to live, he simply a!:ed his fellow citizens to do him just ice. He talked for a considerable time, and with the simplicity of second-childhood told his sorrows and his past deeds over aud over again. But tho voters listened patiently.and there were tears in many eves while he spoke. Hardly had the final word dropped from the trem bling lips when came quickly motions, from men who had been eagerly wait ing the opportunity, to make the award "$.50." "!?75," "S100." The moder ator ruled that only by unanimous con sent could such motions he entertained, as the money would be nracticallv a gift from the town. A rising vote was called for on the $100 motion, and every person in the hall rose to his feet, in cluding tho aged man himself, who, not knowing what every one stood up for, arose with the rest "The selectmen at once drew an order in the applicant's favor and Treasurer Chace handed him S100 in bills while the audience cheered again and again. With a "God bless VOU. irentlemeii " the furnd mnn t.iit.tnrod from the hall, and after the episode, was resumed attempts at cheese-paring economy by the very men who but a few moments before had so gladly given away $100. Westfield (3o.) Cor. Springfield Republican. Sugar Meal Milk. For some time past house-keepers have been complaining of the poverty of the milk with which their milkmen have been supplying them, and it was more than suspected that the distribu ters of the lacteal fluid were resorting to the water hydrants more than usuaT in order to make their supply go over a greater number of customers than it otherwise would. For once, however, a grievous injury has been done the much defamed milk peddler. A reporter of the Journal had a con versation on the milk subject with a gen tleman from a point from which "one hundred cans of milk are shipped daily to this city, from whom he learned the real cause of the evil. In reply to the innuirvif ho could advnneft am- ihonrr to account for the deterioration" of milk, he replied: " Why, do you not know that the farmers have got a new article of food for their cattle? They are feeding their cows with sugar corn-meal, which has the effect of making them give ever so much more milk, but it is not nearly so good quality, and does not make either cream or butter. The new article of food is what is left after the glucose is taken out. It is shipped by the car load from the glucose factories, and is now being used by farmers instead of corn-meal. A lare number of the farmers all over the State are usino- it, as it only costs one-sixth tho price of corn-meal, and it makes more milk. The3r say the stuff is quite wholesome, but to see it you would not think so. You could not sit in the wagon with it. It seems to me very much like swill feeiL When it is kept for a few days it gets quite sour and unfit to be used. It is then just like manure. At first the cows will not take it all by itself, and i- has to be mixed with corn meal, but they soon get used to it and come to take it readily by itself. At first the farmers made it about one-third of the feed. but. as the coni-iueal got scarce, thev kent increa-s ng the quantity till tliey feed it now entirely that is, those who sell their milk, for, as it will not yield jutter, it will not pay for those who m.ike that article to use it The milk from it yields about twenty-five per cent, less "butter than milk from corn-meal. At first the milk-dealers in the city grumbled at the poverty of the milk, but as the farmers told them that wunoui ii milk wouiu i,e very scarce and dear now, they connived at its use, and the consumer is the sufferer. It gives tho milk a thin, poor appearance, but the dealers in the city color it with anr tto, a vegetable substance. That, however, colors the buttermilk, so that it cannot be used, and the factory peo ple have got some other oily substance that has the same effect, but I don't know what it is. The new feed is not anything like as good Tor fattening pur poses. When dried it is just like chaff, and there is nothing to it Still, the farmers who use it have very fat cattle. Grass is scarce this season, it has been so cold. Scarcely any one has turned out his cattle yet, and I suppose that in creases the use of the sugar meal. I would not say that the milk from it is unwholesome I don't know enough about it for that, but it is a poor article. It does not change the appearance of the milk any, except that it has not that .yellow, creamy appearance that milk will have after standing a little. It is to give it that tinge that the annotto is used. Annotto is not unwholesome. It is used to give butter a good color in winter, when otherwise it would have a white, lardy appearance. Chicago Journal. FACTS AND FIGURES. During the past year upward of tea thousand deer have been killed in Jack son County, Oregon. We remind the man who complains of alack of interesting reading that there are published in this country, apart from books, 10,611 periodicals. Chris tian Union. The only railroad in Yucatan, Mex ico, charges ten cents per ton per mils for carrying freight, and is said to to earning about fifty per cent per annual on its entire cost Tho lowest average price for ri n ning a locomotive last year was 12, 52 cents per mile. This was on the Illinois Central. Tho cost of fuel is forty to fity per cent of tho expense. American shoe manufacturers can thank their lucky stars that thev aro not doing business in Spain. WithlA the past year the tax on the shoo trado of. that country has been increased 8(10 per cent Los Angeles County, California, produced hist year 2,118,500 gall&ns of wine, and 282,250 of brandy. As It takes live gallons of wine to mako a gal lon of brand, the total wine prod JCtioa would be 3,5"29,750. Chicago Tinyes. Pure alcohol is now prcscrited by many physicians in preference to whis ky, wine, beer, etc. To uso a standard alcohol is believed to insure an accuracy of treatment which cannot be hai with articles which contain the spirit in un certain quantities. It is thought im portant not to disguise the taste of tho alcohol in any way, in order that the patient may feel that he is taking it ns a medicine and not as a beverage. N. Y. Sun The spring clip of California wool is now coming forward quite freely, and a large business is anticipated. Tho product for the last twelve years is giv en at 466;906.700 pounds, showing a valuo of $86,861,700. Tho largest prod uct was in 1876, aggregating 56,550,000 pounds. Two years filter It was only 41,402,000. It was then 48,000.000 pounds for two years, and last year it was 43,000,000 pounds. The recent census of Canada shows the nativity of its population as follows: Born in Ontario, 1,467,988; in Quebec, 1,327,809; in Nova Scotia, 420.0S8; in New Brunswick, 283,265; in Prince Ed ward Island. 101,017; in the territories, 58,430; in British Columbia. 32,275; in Manitoba, 19,590. The total Canadian born is thus shown to bo 3,715,492. The foreign born number 609,318, including 185,526 from Ireland, 169,504 from England and Wales, and 145,162 from Scotland. Tho United States is cred ited with 77,753, and Germany with 25,328. Seth Green says that the distribu tion of salmon trout for this season haa closed. He has shipped a total of 1, 254,000 youn fry to the following wa ters: Lake Keuka, Otsego Lake, Green wood Lake, Sand Pond, Chatcaugay Lake, Fnlton chain of lakes. Rainbow Lake, Owasco-Lake, Lonr Pond. Bound Lake. Lake Pleasant, Lake George, Canandaigua Lake, Upper Saranae Lake, Seneca Lake, Hemlock Lake, Big Mock Lake, Goshen reservoir, and Conesu3 Lake. The introduction of the Call- fornia mountain trout he considers one of the greatest successes and benefits yet accomplished. A writer in the London Lancet gives the following statistics of travel; Of 1,563,644 persons who left Europp for New York between 1870 and 1880, 3,518 died in transit, the average duration- of Sassage being 13 days 12 hours. Of) 1-.-74 persons who embarked on 15 sjhips in 1880. 37 died. One ship, carrying 1,331 emigrants, lost 13 in tho course of a 16 days' voyage. All were submitted to medical examination and passed as healthy at the start The figures yeem to show that in crossing tho ocean a nnan is about a hundred times more likely to lose his life by disease than by ship wreck. WIT AND WISDOM. Tho Yonkers (N. Y.) Slutesjiian discusses "Women as Wives." The idea scem3 very feasible. Norristown Herald. Vassar girls eat milk with potatoes. If this valuable information doesn't in terest you, nothing but an attack of delirium tremens would.- Boston Post. Chicago girls have discovered, it is said, that by keeping five or six beans in tho mouth the voice is given an "aristocratic family accent" -Boston Advertiser. "And now," shouts an excited ex change, "where shall wo look for in dependence?" There's your mother-in-law and tho palace-car porter, sir. Boston Post. "What building is that?" asked a stranjrer of a boy. pointing to a school- house. "That?" said the boy. " Whv, that's a tannery!" And he feelingly rubbed his back as he passed on. He was wealthy but penurious, and this is what he said to the suitor for hii daughter's hand: " Yes, you can have her. But you must elope with her. I can't afford the expense of a swell wedding, and the romance of the elope ment will make up for tho lack of show and we'll save $500 on expenses. Go it" A young man who went to the cir cus, and stepped too near a monkey's cage, had his arm seized and savagely jerked by one of the monkeys. Ho would have escaped safely if he had not said: " It is merely a monkey wrench," but when they heard that, the infuriated crowd threw him into the lion's cage. Chicago Times. To a poetess the Chicago Tribune writes: "It will be impossible to print your poem about the roses true and tho violets blue that bloom in the grassy dell, and tho little birds that sweetest words of love in their chirpings tell. We have a large line of dell and blue bird poetry on hand this spring that waa carried over from last year." A Western editor offered a prize c $50 and a year's subscription for tho best written proposal of marriage from a lady. He picked out a nice proposal from a beautiful and wealthy widow, answered it accepting the proposal, and, with the threat of a breach of promise suit, actually captured her. Editors may not acquire wealth by writing twenty-three hours a day, but when their genius takes the right shoot they procure the persimmons. Boomerang. Henry Watterson of the Louisville Courier-Journal understands that this isn't the age of either Washington, Jef ferson or Jackson. It is the age of the 8 resent. We are glad that Hen has en ghtened us upon this subject We got the idea in our head somehow that this was an age of "cheek," whero merit must take a back seat and lunch on the cold leavings of the brass-plated frauds. If this is an age of the present, we are thankful to know it and as much mors as Mr. Watterson can spare without dis aommoding himself. Bloomington Eui,