VCCSUhJ? ?JTt7Tii j(JrjMfc3C3Sfc THE JOTJKNAL.ISSRJ V KDNESDAY, JULY 12, 1&S2. Istsrei it lis eliis sitter. ?:st:":e, Celiacs, HeS.. 11 teosai WORSTED-WORK. HX KUSBAWfl COMPLAINT. I bate tha name of German wool. In all its ool- or bright; Of chain sad stool. In fancy-work, I hate tb rorfaight; The shawli and flippers that I've teen, ttw ottomans and bags, Soon-r than wear a stitch on me, Td walk the streets In rags. r re heard of wires too musical, too talkative, ortmlct, Of scolding or of gaming wires, and thos too fond of riot; But yet of all the errors known, which to the women fall. Forever doing fancy-work, I think, exceeds thorn all. The other day when I came home, so dinner got lor me. I asked my wire the reason she answered: 'One. two. three: " 2 toM bur I was hungry, and stampod upon the floor. She never even looked at me, but murmured: "One green more." Of couwo sho makes me angry; she docs not oaro for that, But chatters while I talk to her: "One white, and then a black. Seven greens and then a purple (Just hold your tongue, my Gear, You really do annoy me so), I'vo made a wrong stitch here." And as for conversation, with her eternal frame. X speak to her of fifty things, she answers just ine same; Tis: " Yes. love five reds, then a black I quite agree with you, I've done this wrong, seven, eight, nine, ten, an orange, then a blue." If any lady oomes to tea, her bag is first sur veyed. And If the pattern pleases her, a copy then is maao. She stares, too, at the gentlemen, and when X ask hor why. Xls: "Oh! my love, the pattern of his waist coat struck my eye. And If to walk I am Inclined f tis seldom I go out), At every worsted shop she sees, oh! how she stands about: And then 'tis: "Oh! I must go In, that pattern is so rare, Che group of flowers i3 just the thing I wanted for my chair." Besides, the things sho makes me are touch mc-not affairs ; X Aaro not ever use a screen, a stool and as for chairs, Twas only yesterday I put my youngest son on one. And until then 1 never knew my wife had such a tongue. Alas I for my poor little ones, they dare not move or speak; TIs: Tom, be quiet, put down that bag: why, Harriet, whero's your feet? lfarial standing on that stool! it was not made for use; Be silent, all throe greens, one red, a blue, and then a puce." Obi the misery of a working wife, with fancy w6rk run wild. And bands that never do aught else, for hus band or for child; Our clothes are rent and minus strings, my house is in disorder. And all because my lady wife has taken to em broider. ril put my ohlldron out to school I'll go across the sea, My wife's so full of fancy-work, I'm sure she won't mist me; B'en while I write, 6he still keeps on, her one, two. three and four; Via past all patience; on my word, I'll not en dure it more. JfotJier hlonVdy Journal. BETWEEN TWO HORNS. ' I tell you, Susan Swing," said Cap tain Rose, "there ain't a man that lives between the Two Horns as would let his boy not bigger than your'n go out 1b a boat to-day. Don't you do it. 'Tain't no kind o'f weather for that slip of a lad to go foolin' with them big bil lows as sweeps around old Dull Head. Why look yourself, woman. You can see them morc'n four miles away dash ing and lashing the shore." As Captain Rose spoke he pointed with his right hand in the direction of one of the two headlands between which Dell Haven lay. "And no dory in the harbor," he con tinued, "could weather Bright Head (pointing toward the headland at the left), not if Cap'n Hezekiah himself was a row'n' of it You'd better take them row-locks out and hide the oars if he won't mind without you doin' it." "I can't bear to do it," said Mrs. Swing. "Richard will be so disappoint ed, lie set his lobster-pots yesterday, and he hasn't slept any all night in his eagerness to go out early and haul them. Don't you see, Captain Rose, It's Saturday, and two whole coaches full of the summer boarders came last night to the Bright Head House, and he can get a big price for his lobsters to-day. My poor Dick has worked so hard making the lobster-pots himself, and it seems like cutting off the -boy's reward to say 'you shan't go' to him." " S'pose j'bu 3o Teol weakish'bout it, Susan; but you don't want that 'ere boat to be picked up adrift and no boy in it, doyer" "You know I don't, Captain Rose," he said. "If I hadn't loved him do you think I'd get up before daylight to come down here to see the lad oil?" "Hush," said the Captain. "Here lu oomes, and he's fastening his straw hat to his buttons. He sees there is wind enough ahead." It was a morning in June, and the un was not yet risen; but the glory of his coming was in the east and on the sea. As he came down the pier, the oars on his shoulder, and securing his straw hat by a string to his jacket, the old Cap tain said: "He's a line lad. Dick is, and well worth the saving." "He's all the world to me," thought Mrs. Swing, although her lips uttered no word. "Good morning, Captain Rose," called out Richard. "Good for lobster, do you think?" "Better for lobsters than 'tis for boys," ejaculated the Captain, removing his broad brown hands from his pockets and laying one of them on the lad's shoulder as soon as the latter came within touching distance. " I say, Dick Swing, that you are not going out in that cockle-shell of your'n this morn ing," he announced ' I certainly am, Captain Rose," re turned the boy." "It's a little rough, but like as not'the wind will come right around before I get half-way to the ledge, and I should think you would know better than to scare my little mother here half to death. See, mother," he said, gayly, " I have an extra oar and one thole-pin, yes, two of them, in case a row-lock gives way, and I've got a lot of extra courage about me that I can't exactly show you unless you come with me." This he said looking out to sea, for he did not feel like lookiug either at his mother or Captain Rose. Dick," said Mrs. Swing, approach ing the pier's edge as the owner of the little boat proceeded to bestow his lunch-basket and extras under the bow. " Well, mother," returned Richard, looking up. " I wish you would not go," she said, her tones full of beseeching. "Why, mother? Do you want my seven new lobster-pots to be carried off to sea?" he asked. "How could you have the heart to ask me? If this wind keeps on blowing I shall lose them every one." That's true," ejaculated Captain Rose. " I never thought of that. It's just right, this wind is, to drag them off, but you never can haul them in lone- You'll be sure to be dragged overboard." " No, I shan't Come along with me U you want to help," laughed Richard. "Humph! I should sink that craft be fore we got out of the harbor," said the Captain; " though if I wasn't so heavy I would go." Captain Rose weighed a trifle less than three hundred pounds, and had left the sea after fifty years of faithful service. Not another person was in sight "Til tall yeu what Til do," said the Xoing, Til -k Captain atop on my way np and Danforth to look out for v j "' and if he thinks you're getting int trouble to ail after you." "Thank you. Captain." "Dick," said his mother "can't you. let the lobster-pots go?" "Couldn't possibly," smiled the boy. ' Could you have the heart to ask me? Will you cast me off, mother?" he called second later. "Wait a minute," exclaimed Mrs. Swing. "Fetch your boat close up. I want to speak to you, Dick." The boat received the necessary im petus, and touched the side of the pier. Mrs. Swing had seated herself on the topmost layer of logs forming the wharf, and leaned over as though to speak con fidentially to her son. "Dick," said his mother, "hold fast! Fm coming," and into the boat she dropped before either Captain Rose on the dock or Captain Richard in the boat had knowledge of her intention. 'What under the sun, mother," cried the boy, " do you mean?" "I'm going with you, Dick, to keep Sou from tumbling overboard when you aul in," and she seated herself in the stern, calling back as the tide floated the boat out: "We depend on you. Captain Rose, to send after us if we if it gets too rough," she gasped, with a dash of spray in her face. "Aye, aye!" cried the Captain, and he took off his hat and swung it, he scarce ly knew why. Of all the women in Dell Haven, from the eldest to the youngest, Mrs. Swing most feared the sea. To live beside it, to watch its every mood delighted her, but to venture on it for pleasure she was never known to do. A moment's peace she never knew when Richard, ner only son, was ex posed to the treachery ofthe waters, but rather than mar his wild delight in wind and waves this unselfish mother con cealed as much as possible her anxiety for him. Richard was not selfish, and had he imagined what his mother was at that moment suffering would have put the boat about and tied it forever at the stake rather than cause her this agony. Just as the boat got well into the toil of the waves the sun arose shedding such brilliance on the waters that Mrs. Swing, who sat facing it, was dazzled and well nigh failed to see in time a gill net into winch the boat was running. "See any boat ahead, mother?" ques tioned Richard, You must keep a good lookout for me. I've got my ranges right and can fetch the lobster grounds every time." "Is it far?" questioned the mother, shudderingly. " Not very; just outside Dull Head. I reckon we'll fetch it," said the lad, dip ping his oars for a full stroke and then letting the boat slide up to the summit of a rolling wave, a trick he had caught from Captain Hezekiah Danforth, the master boatman of Dell Haven. The wind grew stronger and stronger and the waves every moment increased in size. Even Richard glanced sideways more than once with ill-concealed anxi ety as the long billows came tumbling on. and just then getting a glimpse of his mother's face beheld it so blanched with terror of the sea that it seemed to him his mother was no longer in the boat with him. " Dick," she gasped, as his oar missed stroke and sent the spray over the boat, "Dick, I'm afraid to go on." Dick glanced backward. He had pulled about a mile from shore and was midway between the two headlands familiarly spoken of as the Horns. Dull Head was surrounded by an even accu mulating mass of breakers, and Bright Head caught the sea on its precipitous sides, sending it backward in fountains of foam, and all the four miles that lay between the two points were rolling miles of billows. Sitting with his face landward Rich ard had not fully felt the danger. Now the lad could not repress a shud der as he said: " I don't believe I could find the buoys in such a sea, and nobody could haul in the pots, l believe in put about" " O, do! O, Richard, there eomes an awful one!" and Mrs. Swing slipped down from her seat into the bottom of the boat and hid her face from the oa- cominir wave. Rinlinril from miorlitnr mill nt. tVifi oars to keep the boat head on, and it rodo that wave in satety only to meet new ones, into whose depths the tin' shell rolled, to be completely hidden from the sight of two men who were standing out on the Dell Haven pier. One was Hezekiah Danforth, the oth er was Captain Rose. " If there was only a tug in sight to help them," groaned Captain Rose. " Why didn't you dun a little com mon sonse into the woman if she didn't take any naturally," scolded Captain Danforth, "or shut her and the boy up somewheres." " I told her, but I declare when was young I could have brought down them oars in half the time it takes Jim to fetch 'em. I say, 'Kiah Danforth. ain't that boat trving to put about?" " It acts like it, John, but it will get swamped just as sure as guns if no, it's "Vint un. j.iici? a uuliiiul; ciac iaj uir. I never in all nry life saw a time when there wasn't a sail in sight The boat's gone! No! There it comes up again!" Suddenly a cry for a helping hand was raised among tho bystanders, and willing hearts went forthfrom the land. "Every second tells. It's a race for life!" called out Captain Danforth. "Jim, you'd better get in. You're strong; if one of us tuckers out you can take hold." All ready lay the boat, a dark green surf boat, a boat that could stand heavy seas, and the two men and boy who had noblv volunteered were not long in starting off. "Success to you. Fetch 'cm back alive!" called out Captain Rose. All at once the pier at Dell Haven seemed thronged with people. The news had spread that Mrs. Swing and Richard were out alone on the sea. As the' watched the dim, dark speck now rising upon the swelling waters and as quickly vanishing from sight not one of the little throng but knew the danger of the tiny boat. With breathless eager ness they watched the surf boat as its two rowers stood at the oar urging it onward. "It's down the harbor now. They're catching it It's an awful wind for June. Do you think they're gaining on 'em? That mite of a boat will never live till they get there," were some of the remarks heard as they passed on. As for Captain Rose he went panting up the hill into the town, climbed into the belfry of Dell Haven church, as far up as he could go, and watched through a spy-glass the progress of the mere speck in the distance and the toiling helpers so far behind. After a lew minutes nc rewiicu moi Captain Danforth, although doing his utmost, could not reach the periled oues in time to save them, and he said to himself: " The boy is doing well, but he can t hold out I must do it" Captain Rose's littl daughter had followed her father into the church and climbed the belfry staiis. "See here, Dolly," he said, "can you look through here and keep sharp watch? No, you run you can go quicker!! I can," and the Captain scrib bled a message on the back of au en velope, and giving it her bade her make haste to the telegraph office. "You tell Johnny Blake it? s to save life, and it must go ahead of everything." Dolly Rose did not need to be told twice." She ran every step of the way, andrushimr into the teleg-aph omce 1 flushed and ager, cried out: "If yo insist "Mr. Blake, litre send this quick. Richard Swing and his mother are going to drown, and it's to save them!" The operator took the old envelope, and read: "Captain True, steam-tug Gool Heirt, Cromwell Harbor: 8teain out atonic in search of small bo.it woman anil boy in it off Dell Haven three miles; going against the wind; can't last Ion?. John Rose." " All right," said the operator, chok ing away at his machine for a minute or two, and then exclaiming: "It's done. Wait a minute. Sis, and Til tell you whether or not he gets it; wire runs right down to the wharf." The minutes went by. Ten had passed when the answer came back: " Steam's up; start at once; go myself. "TMOTHr Tucm." The operator did not stay to write it " Run quick and tell your father Cap tain True is gone already," he said. Dolly ran, saying to every one she met: "They'll be saved! They'll be saved!" The child got up the 'belfry stair, and couldn't utter a word. She could only smile and bow her head and try to get out the message, which she did at last. Captain Rose's eye was on the speck. He dare not takfit off lest never to lind it again. Meauwhilo, the news got abroad that Captain Rose had tele graphed to Cornwall for a tug, and the burden of fear grew lighter. In the little boat again and again had Richard tried to turn its head toward the land, but with each trial it took in so much water that ho was forced to give up the attempt Nothing could be done but keep off and face the boiling sea. Very few words were spoken. Mrs. Swing kept bailing as fast as possi ble, with only the shell of a horse-shoe crab to work with. At length came a wave like a small hill, up which the boat rode gallantly, and then suddenly Richard shouted: " 1 hey re coming for us, mother. I see a boat just outside the harbor." Then the tears sprang to Mrs. Swing's eyes. She stopped bailing for a moment to look toward the shore. All she could see was a wall of water shutting out the land. "Courage, mother," Dick said. Every rise and fall of the oar was a prayer; every dip of the poor old crab shell was a petition for life. Out from Cromwell Harbor, seven miles to the eastward, and hidden from sight by Bright Head, steamed the tug Good Heart Never had its Cap tain stood watching the sea with more earnest gaze. Never was steam applied with more generous hand. 'Twas the woman and the boy in the boat out at sea that lived in the gaze, in the steam and in the fuel, ana Good Heart bore away with cordial speed till Bright Head was woo and weathered. "I see " shouted the Captain, "though how in thunder it's lived to get there's more'n I know," and he gave directions to steam outside. Richard's attention was so divided between the billows and the land and the friendly boat and Mrs. Swing was so intent on bailing, that neither of them saw the tug until it was upon them, and a hailing voice shouted: "Hold on till we pick you up." It seemed as a voice from Heaven had spoken. Even bluff old Captain Rose, up in the belfry of the church, ejacu lated: "Thank God!" as he saw the tug come to. The shock of the call, the sight of the black, throbbing tug, friendly as they seemed, yet came near swamping the boat, for Richard let it turn, and the last strength he had was put forth in holding it np to the wind until a line was cast off, and even then he had no power to make it fast. It was Mrs. Swing who endeavored to obey the commands that came, but could not. Finally the tug's boat was lowered. It was no easy task to get to leeward and board the Good Heart, which held its breath, bracing itself against the waves almost as a thing of life, to do its kindly office. Richard and his mother had been saved. "Give 'em a signal! Give 'em three!" and the steam-whistle blew three shrieks that went over tho bay and up the har bor and over against the meeting-house steeple, until old Captain Rose fell down on his knees to utter the first rayer of thankfulness his little Dolly ad ever heard her father offer. Sarah P. Prichard, in Our Continent. The Chinaman and the Recorder. "Well, well, who is this?" queried his Honor, as Bijah walked out a China man and carefully arranged him before the desk according to the latest Paris style. " Me Sing-He," replied the prisoner. " Sing-He, eh! What do you do?" "Kcepee washee shop." "How long have you been in De troit?" " Long timee." " Well, sir, you are charged with be ing drunk and disorderly. What do you say to that?" "No likee dat No drinkee no fightee. Boy comee long and call me names and throw mud." " And what did you do?" "Tell him gitee way purty soon, but he no go." " And then what?" "Thenlwalkee out and and " " And you boxed his ears, pulled his hair and caused him to yell and alarm the neighborhood with his yells." " Boy no callee me names, I no box him." "Yes, but if tho boys bother you the law will take care of them. You have no right to strike any oue." "Didn't strikee hard." "But you broke the law. This is the second time you have been here fur lighting, and I can't overlook it Sing He, the Chinese must pay." "How muchee?" "Well, T 11 call it $2, being you are a stranger in a strange land. If it was a white man he'd have to rmv 85." "Two dollee two dollee!" wailed tho prisoner, as he danced around " I no payee two dollee! I payee two shillings!" " If you don't pay I send you up." Sing-He finally decided to pay, and he produced a handful of com and couutcd out the fine in three-cent pieces and pennies. "Now you can go home." "All light Two dollee meakee me all up." "You must let the boys alone." "Boys no callee namee I no gitee mad. Two dollee two muchee good bye comee see you more purty soon!" Detroit Free Press. Private Mad-Houses. It seems incredible, yet it is never theless true, that all that is needed to send a person to a lunatic asylum in England is the certificate of two physi cians alleging insanity. It has been proved beyond all peradventure that Eerfectly sane men and women have een incarcerated in private lunatic asy lums, by relatives who found them disa greeable, or who wished to get pos session of their property. It is true there is a royal commission empowered to examine every case that is called to their attention, but even this does not protect a sane person against involun tary imprisonment The purchased tes timony of two irresponsible doctors, without any further examination, is all that is needed. A Mr. Elliot recently escaped from a private lunatic asylum in England, and he succeeded in" not only proving himself sane, but that number of persons in the same institu tion were of perfectly sound minds. DemorcsCs Monthly. The Chinese merchants of San Fran- I oisco have organized a Merchants' Ex chaiuje.- "JiinutvV Experiments irith a Steam Chair. I don't like Mr. Travers as much as I did. Of course I know he's a very nice man, and he's going to b? my brother when he marries Sue, aud he used to bring me candy sometimes, but he isu i what he used to be. One time that was last summer he was alwavs dreadful anxious to hear from the" Postoffice, and whenever he came to see Sue, and he and she and I would be sitting on the front piazza, he would say: ' Jimmv. I thiak there must be a letter for me"; Til give you ten cents if you'll go down to the Post office;" and then Sue would say: "Don't run, Jimmy; you'll get heart-disease if you do;" and I'd walk 'way down to the Postoffice, which is pretty near half a mile from our house. But now lie doesn't seem to care anything about his letters; and he and Sue" sit in the back parlor, and mother says I mustn't go in and disturb them; and I don't get any more ten cents. I've learned that it won't do to fix your affections on human beings, for even the best of men won't keep oil giv ing you ten cents forever. And it wasn't fair for Mr. Travers to get angry with me the other night, when it was all an accident at least 'most all of it; and I don't think it's manly for a man to stand by and see a sister shake a fellow that isn't half her size, and especially when he never supposed that anything was going to happen to her even if it did break. When Aunt Eliza came to our house the hist time, she brought a steam chair: that's what she called it, though there wasn' t any steam about it She brought it from Europe with her, and it was the queerest sort of chair, that would all fold up. and had a kind of footstool to it, so that you put your legs out and just lie down in it Well, one day it got broken. The back of the seat fell down, and shut Aunt Eliza up in the chair so she couldn't get out, and didn't she just howl till somebody came and helped her! She was so angry that she said she never wanted to see that chair again, "and you may have it if you want it Jimmy, for you are a good "boy some times when you want to be." So I took the chair and mended it The folks laughed at me, and said I couldn't mend it to .ave my life; but I got some nails and some mucilage, and mended it elegantly. Then mother let me get some varnish, and I varnished the chair, and when it was done it looked so nice that Sue said we'd keep it in the back parlor. Now, Tm never allowed to sit in the back parlor, so what good would my chair do me? But Sue said: "Stuff and nonsense, that boy's indulged now till he can't rest" So they put my chair in the back par lor, just as if i'd been mending it on purpose for Mr. Travers. I didn't say anything more about it; but after it was in "the back parlor I took out one or two screws that I thought were not needed to hold it together, and used them for a boat that I was making. That night Mr. Traverse came as usual, and after he had talked to mother awhile about the weather, and he and father had agreed that it was a shame that other folks hadn't given more money to the Michigan sufferers, and that they weren't quite sure that the sufferers were a worthy object, and that a good doal of harm was done by giving away money to all sorts of people, Sue said: " Perhaps we had better go into the back parlor; it is cooler there, and we won't disturb father, who wants to think about something." So she and Mr. Travers went into the back parlor, and shut the door, and talked very loud at first about a whole lot of things, and then quieted down, as they always did. I was in the front parlor, reading "Robinson Crusoe," and wishing 1 could go and do likewise like Crusoe, I mean; for I wouldn't go and sit quiet ly in a back parlor with a girl, like Mr. Travers. not if you were to pay me for it. I can't see what some fellows see in Sue. I'm sure if Mr. Martin or Mr. Traverse had her pull their hair once the way she pulls mine sometimes, they wouldn't trust themselves alone with her very soon. All at once we heard a dreadful crash in the back parlor, and Mr. Travers said Good something very loud, and Sue shrieked as if she had a needle run into her. Father and mother and I and the cook and the chambennaid all rushed to sec what was the matter. The clmir that I had mended, and thai sue had taken away from me, had broken down while Mr. Travers was sitting in it, and it had shut up like a jackknifc, and caught him so he couldn't get out. It had caught Sue, too, who must have run to help him; or she never would have been in thai lix, with Mr. Travers holding her by the wrist, and her arm wedged in so she couldn't pull it way. Father managed to get them loose, and then Sue caught me and shook me till I could hear my teeth rattle, and then she ran up stairs and locked her self up; and Mr. Travers never offered to help me, but only said: " Til settle with you some day, young man," and then he went home. But father sat down on the sofa and laughed, and said to mother: "I guoss Sue would have done better if she d have let the boy keep his chair." I'm very sorry, of course, that an ac cident happened to the chair, but I've got it up in my room now. and I've mended it again, and it's the best chair you ever sat in. "Jimmy froum," in Harper' a Young People. Story ef the Ticker. In the receiving-room in the fourth story of the Western Union Building are six clerks with instruments before them. The central figure is tho opera tor who receives all the dispatches from the reporters of the Stock Exchange. He writes them quickly and plainly on a slip of paper and sticks it in a frame in front of him. The frame is so placed that the two operators can see the fig ures plainly. The operator on the right runs the stock "tickers." and the one on the left the general news "tickers." The first-named operator has a set of black and white keys, precisely like a piano, set lwfore him. The keys are marked with letters and numbers. That keyboard operates all the stock "tick ers" in this city and "tickers" as far away as Newark and Orange. The op erator reproduces every quotation. The general news operater takes only the more important quotations. He also reproduces what appears on a tape of Kiernan's financial "ticker" that reels off before him. He works on a key board of different pattern, in which the keys are set in two concentric circles. These are the two great and impor tant divisions of the "ticker." It is estimated that when business in the exchange is running at an ordinary rate a quotation can be caught by the reporter, telegraphed to the central office, be sent out again, and reappear on all tapes inside of half a minute. When business is livelier the operators fall somewhat behind the quo tations, but five minutes is the extreme time of delay. A broker makes a sale, and before he can get back to his office, a few blocks away, it is there on the " ticker" ahead of him. The two other operators in the receiving room receive reports from the Mining Exchange and send them out on the mining "ticker." There is another instrument in the room which records in telegraphic dots and dashes every dispatch received from the Stock and Mining Exchanges. It is in tended to act as a check on the reporters ao4 the receiver if a dispute should arise macrrn',n a dispatch. Opposite (to operators is a complete duplicate sot ot instruments which they could at once use in case of accident to the other set. Ou the wall hangs the large gravity clock which regulates the time "tick ers." It is a wonderful piece of accu rate mechanism, and was made by Prof. James Hamblet the manager of the time service. It is regulated each day bv dispatches from the observatories at Pittsburgh, Washington and Cambridge. The " tickers" in use in the city at the time of the report in November were: Stock, 867; general news, 126; cotton, S6; produce, 68; time, 82; min ing. 39; ani Kiernan's financial. The Gold and Stock Telegraph Company controls individually all those tickers, except the last-named, which it manages for Senator John J. Kiernan. The Kiernan financial "tickers" report only a few of the stock quotations, but give u-eneral financial news and any other news of interest from all over the world. He controls the portion of the city below Chambers street. The same news is furnished above Chambers street by the o-eneral news " ticker" of the Gold aud Stock Company. Besides having reporters in the Stock Exchange, the company has similar re porters m the Miuiug, Produce and Cot ton Exchanges. Their reports are re ceived by operators in the large hall of the Western Union Telegraph Company and are sent out from there. The time "tickers" arc furnished to jewelers, railroads, and other offices where the exact time is desired. It is an adjunct of the time-ball, which falls at noon on the pole of the summit of the Western Uniou Building. The little instrument in a jeweler s shop beats every two sec onds, ami at the beginning of each hour and quarter-hour strikes uke an ordinary clock "Tickers " are of two kinds of manu facture. Some print a continuous line on a narrow tape, and others print two lines on a wider tape, one bein the title of the stock, ami the other its price. The single line instrument is run by weights and the two-lino or thrce-wiro instrument is run by electrical power from the central office. The 1,563 or more "tickers" are on different cir cuits, averaging from twenty to thirty " tickers" to a circuit. Each circuit is visited daily to see that it is in running order. The inspectors visit each " ticker" twice a week to clean it, ink the pads, supply tape, and ascertain if it is in good working order. The work of the " ticker" is not con fined to this city. Mr. George W. Scott, the Superintendent, furnished a report of the "tickers" in operation by the company in other large cities. These "tickers" are, however, not worked direct from the New York offices. The quotations are sent to a central operator in tho other cities, and he sends them to the " tickers." Among the cities having the greatest number of " tickers" are: Boston, 111; Chicago, 142; -Baltimore, 91; Cincinnati, 70: St Louis, 69; Buffalo, 43; and Cleveland, 32. A sale on the Stock Exchange is known in Chicago within less than two miuutes. The re porters and operators are so skillful that a mistake is rare. The brokers are quick to notice an error, and a correc tion is at once made. N. Y. Sun. Webster. When Webster failed, it was a moral failure. Intellectually, he ranks among the greatest men of his race or country. His mind was not profoundly original, nor did he have that unknown subtle quality rarely met with among statesmen or lawyers, but to be found in poets and artists, which men have agreed to call genius. We watch the feats of some superb athlete, and all that he does is Impossible to us, far beyond our reach; but we understand how everything is done, and what muscles are needed. We observe the performances of an Eastern juggler; we see the results, we appreciate the skill, 'but the secret of the trick escapes us. This is true also of mental operations; it is the difference between the mind of Shakespeare and that of Pitt, a difference, not of degree, but of kind. Webster belongs to the athletes. We can do nothing but ad mire achievements so far beyond our O, and gaze with wonder upon a apment so powerful, so trained, so splendid. But we can understand it all, both the mind and its operations. It is intellect raised to any power you please, but it is still an intellect, a form and process with which we are familiar. There is none of the baffling sleight of hand, the inexplicable intuitions of genius. Webster has been accused of appropriating the fruits of other men's labors to his own uses and glory. This is peifectry idle criticism. Webster had the common quality of great ness, a quick perception of the value of suggestions and thoughts put forth by other men, and the capac ity to detect their value and use them; making them bear fruit instead of re maining sterile in the hands of the dis coverer. But after all is said, we come back to the simple statement that he was a very great man; intellectually, one of the greatest men of his age. lie is one of the chief figures of our history, and his fame as a lawyer, an orator and a statesman is part of "that history. There he stands before us. grandly vividly, with all his glories and all his failings. The uppermost thought as we look at him, is of his devotiop to the Union, and of the great work which he did in strengthening and building up the na tional sentiment. That sentiment the love of Webster's life, proved powerful enough to save the Union in the hour of supreme trial. There is no need, and it would not be right to overlook or to forget his errors and failings, all the more grievous because he was so gifted. All men, even those who censuro him most severely, acknowledge his great ness. But it is not his fame which will plead most strongly for him when his faults are brought to the bar of history to receive judgment It will be the thought of a united country the ideal of his hopes, the inspiration of the noblest efforts of his intellect, which will lead men to say, even while they condemn: "Forgive him, for he loved much." Henry Cabot Lodge, in Atlantic Monthly. m m Fishing: in a Corn-fleH. In Colorado is a ten-acre field, which is no more nor less than a subterranean lake covered with a soil about eighteen inches deep. On the soil is cultivated a field of corn, which produces thirty bushels to the acre. If any one will take the trouble to dig a hole the depth of a spade handle he will find it filled with water, and by using a hook and line fish four or five inches long may be caught The tish have neither scales nor eyes and are perch-like in shape. The ground is a black marl in nature, and in all probability was at one time an open body of water, on which accumu lated vegetable matter, which has been increased from time to time, until now it has a crust sufficiently strong andnch to produce fine corn, although it has to be cultivated by hand, as it is not strong enough to bear the weight of a horse. While harvesting the hands catch "Teat strings of fish by making a hole through the earth. A person rising on his heel aud coming down suddenly can see the growing com shake all around him. Auv one having sufficient strength to drive a rail through the crust will find on releasing it that it will disappear al together. Territorial Enterprise. " One of the first duties of a commua- ity," says Mayor Means, of Cincinnati, in an interview, "is to protect its youth. Protect the boys first and they will pro tect the girls.' For the first time in many yean, Hemlock Lake, N. Y., Rochester' Wa tar source, is entirely frM eufc SCIENCE A5D INDUSTRY. Two Philadelphia mechanics claim -- ..-.. .u,eisu uevwe xor running street cars by a series of powerful steel springs. At the end of each trip tho sir is to be wound up Uke a clock. A new society founded in Japan for the investigation of volcanic and earthquake phenomena, and called the ocisiuuiogicAi society of Japan, has re cently issued the first volume of its transactions. So microscopically perfect is the watchmaking machinery now in use, that screws are cut with nearly 600 threads to the inch though the finest used in the watch has 250. These threads are invisible to the naked eye, and it takes 144.000 of the screws to weigh a pound, their value being six pounds of pure gold. Les Mondes reports that M. Dufour cet his in the exposed court of his house two bars of iron planted in the earth, to each of which is fixed a con ductor of coated wire terminating in a telephonic receiver. He eousults the apparatus twice or thrice everv day, and it never fails, through its "indica tions of earth-currents, to give notice of the approach of a storm twelve or fif teen hours before it actually arrives. The Science says : "Of all the nu merous topics which are the common field of the physician and the biologist, none is of as great interest, both iu its practical bearings and iutrinsically, as a fascinating theme, as that of the loca tion of mental faculties in the brain. Year by year scientific inquiry is nar rowing tlown the question of the exist ence of the mind into the functional reilni of those great masses of nerve tissue, which, filling out the cavity of the skull, h;id already fouud an empir ical aud unconscious recognition from the ancients when they endowed the goddess Minerva with a higher brow than Venus and Aoollo with a greater facial angle than Bacchus." Investigation of the velocities of va rious wood-euttiiur tools shows the fol lowing results: Circular saw teeth. 6,000 to 9 OOu feet per minute ; band saw teeth, hand feed, 3 000 feet; band saw teeth, powerfeed,4,000feet; gangsawii. 20-inch stroke, 120 strokes per minute; scroll or jig saws, 800 to 1,500 strokes; planing and molding cutters, 5,000 feet per minute; shaping and carving cut ters, 6,000 revolutions per minute; Dan iel's planer cutters, 8,000 feet per min ute; machine augers, 1 1-2-incn. diame ter, 900 revolutions 3-4-inch diameter, 1,200 revolutions 1-2-inch diameter, 1,800 revolutions: rod and dowel ma chines, 1 inch and under, 3,000 revolu tions 2 inches aud over, 2,000 revolu tions: mortising machines, heavy work, 3.0 strokes per minute light work, 700 strokes; tenoning cutters, 2,500 revolu tions ; emery wheels, 6-inch diameter, 3,200 revolutions 12-iuch diameter, 1,600, and other sizes in proportion; main shaft for wood shops, 350 revolu tions per minute. Estimates of work are made on the data afforded by these figures. PITH AND POINT. A sign of indigestion "Gone to dinner; be back in five minutes." New York Post. Under the head of " Short Stops," a Chicago paper tells how a man stopped in jail for three months. They haven't much idea of time in Chicago. Detroit Free Press. "Very odd," said the compositor, as he stood mournfully gazing on a mass of pi; "very odd, indeed. Stewed tripe for breakfast and strewed type for dinner." Philadelphia Bulletin. It was the wife of President Madi son who gave the young woman the ex cellent advice : " Give your appearance careful and serious thought in your dressing-room and forget it elsewhere." " A-three-year-old" discovered, the neighbor's hens in her yard scratching. In a most indignant tone she reported to her mother that Mrs. Smith's hens were " wiping their feet on our grass." We are sometimes so impressed by a fellow-man's estimate of his import ance that we tremble at the mere sug gestion of what might have been if the Lord had forgotten to make him. Rome Sentinel. . "Does it pay to steal?" ask the Philadelphia Times. It does, esteemed contemporary, it does. It doesn't al ways pay the thief, but just think of the large number of criminal lawyers to whom it furnishes a fat living. Phila delphia Chronicle-Herald "Yes, dear, of course we're going to Washington this winter ; the Presi dent's a widower, you know." How awfully too utterly sweet!" "Yes, and the new British Minister's a bachelor." "How too preciously consummately lovely!" "I cawnt marry them both, you know, dear." "No, dear, leave me just ona." "How are you and your wife com ing on?" asked a Galveston mau of a colored man. "She has run me off, boss." "What's the matter?" "I is to blame, boss. I gave her a splendid white dress, and den she got so proud she had no use for mo. She 'lowed I was too dark to match do dress." It was evening. Three of them were killing a cat. One of them held a lantern, another held the cat, and a third jammed a pistol into the cat'.s ear and fired, shooting the man in the hand who held the cat and the one with the lantern was wounded in the arm. The cat left when it saw how matters stood and that ill-feeling was being engen dered. "I think," said Mrs. Partington, getting up from the breakfast-table, " I will take a tower or go on a discursion. The bill says, if I recollect rightly, that a party is to go to a very plural spot, and to mistake of a very cold collection. I hope it won't be as cold as ours was for the poor last Sunday. Why, there wasn't efficient to buy a foot for a resti tute widder." And the old lady put on her sash and left. Miss Anna Grant, of Boone County, Ohio, sends the Columbus Heralil note in which sh j- -uunngtne j cat xooi 1 have woven 30,088 yards of carpet. Who can beat it?" This la nearly ten yards a day for every work ing day in the year, and if done by hand is probably without a parallel. A young man of good habits and mar rigable age wants to know if she is "spoken for." The Xagic Flute. The most wonderful instrument ot the magical orchestra is described in a Hessian legend, recorded by the Broth ers Grimm. A man kills his brother while they are out hunting, and buries tho corpse under the arch of a bridge, xears pass. One day a shep herd, crossing the bridge with his floes:, sees below a little white bone, shining like ivory. He goes down, picks it op, and carves it into a mouthpiece for his bagpipes. When he began to play, the mouthpiece, to his horror, began to sing of its own accord : "Oh, my dear shep herd! you are playing on one of my bones! my brother assassinated me and buried me under the bridge." The shepherd, terrified, took his bagpipes to the King, who pnt the mouthpiece to his lips, when straightway the refrain began: "Oh, my dear King! you are playing on one of my bones; my broth er assassinated me and buried me nnder the bridge." The King ordered all his subjects to try in turn the bagpipes. From mouth to mouth the instrument passed to that of the fractricide, and then it sang: "Oh, my dear brother X yon are playing on one of my bones ; it was yon who assassinated me!" and the King caused the murderer to We mixed. All tht Year Rmmd. "KENDALL'S SPAVIN CURE ! IT cn:r S1'A IXS. SPLINTS, K1XI5 HOXKS ( I'Ultss AND AI.LSIMILAUKLKM 1S1IKS A XI) lit MOVES THE ItrxrU WITHOUT BLlSThli-IXQ. KENDALL'S SPAVIN CUKE! It has i-nri'd thousands of cases anil is destined to cure millions and millions mor KENDALL'S SPAVIN CUBE! Is the only positive run- known, and to show whit thK reim-dy will do we give here :i .i :iin.! of e:i-i-s niretlbv it, a otitteiin-ut xv hi eh was GIVEN UNDER OATH. Ti Wlmm it itaj Concern. -In the r.ir 1ST.. 1 tre-ite'd with Kendall'-" .c;.tin (.tire," a hone spavin of several month growth, nearly half a- large a a h ms egg, and completely s-tupped the lam tic-sand remcd the enl.irgement. I h.ive worked the horse eer since i-ry hard, and he never ha been Same, nor could I eer ee any ditleri-i:ce in the size of the hock joint since I treitcd him with "KcndalTJ Spavin Cure." It. A. t: uxk. Eiiosliurgli v-'.XU. Vt.. Keh il. '.:. Sworn and sith-criheil to before me this i'.th day or Keh.. a. u. 1S7!. .Ions Cm. .Ikx.nk. .1 list ice of Peace KENDALL'S SPAVIN CURE; ON HUMAN FLUSH it Juts been usi-erlm'ncJ by repented tr its to be, the very best liniment crer usedor nm ileci Mnfcd pitin of' bum santlimi or of short duration. Also j'w I'Uh'XK. f:lY!OXS. FHOS T II TICS or ttny bruise, cut or lameness. Some are afraid f use it on hit 'nan jlest simply because if is a horse medicine, but ymt should remember that what is good for li FAST is good for MA .V," and ire Anoir from ICxperieure that 'KEXDALLb SPAVIX Vl'lIK" vtm be ed on a eiitd I nan old with perfect safety. It Ejects' are wonderful on human jlesh and it does not blister or make a sore. Try it and be convinced. KENDALL'S SPAVIN CURE; Read below of Its wonderful ellccts as a liniment for the hnk in famP.y. llot.vnix. .Mi.sMtuui, Anjiist 20, isso. It. .1. Kkxpall ,v Co.. (iKNTS:- I am so overjovnl in view of the result of an ap plication or jour Kendall's Sja in Cure that 1'f.el that I oiis;lit for llmiiiiiiitie' sake publish it to the world. About thirU-tivc eat- ago uhih riding a iuui" ugly horse, I was injured in one of my testicle-, and from that tint to three weeks ago a Mow hut constant enlargement has been the result, giving me a great amount of trouble, almost entirely preventing me from horseback ridiiii. wh:eh was un usual way of traveling. I -aw a notice of your Kendall'- Spavin l lire, never once thought of it for any thing exeept for hor-.-s. but alter receiving ne medicine ind reading over what it was good for, feeling terriblv excrci-ed about m dillicultv , t..r I had consulted many physicians .tiul none gave me anv -pecilie but'u hen it. could be endured no longer to remove it with the knir.-. 1 applied our Kendall'- Spiv in Cure as an experiment, and it wa- so painful in it- application that I concluiicd not to repeat it and thought no more about it until near a wee!., and lo and be'-old one-hair the size was gone, with joy I could -carcelv believe it, I immediatelv ap plied it over again, and have made in all about '- doen appliotion- ruuning'over a space of two weeks and the terrible enlargement is almost gone, in v lew -f "v liicli I cannot express my feelings of delight. It ha-been a Cutl -end to me. mav he send to other- with like trouble-. .Iuiin Kick. Pastor of Hematite Congregational Church. 1. S. You are at liberty to put this in any -hape von mav plea-e. 1 am not ashamed to have my name under, over or by the side of it. KENDALL'S SPAVIN CORE! Kendall's Spavin Cure is sure in its effects, mild in it- iction a- it doe-not blister, yet it is penetrating and powerful to reach any deep -.-itcil p mi ,. to r,. move any bony growth or any other enlargement if u-cd for seveial ili. such a spavins, t-plints, callous, sprains, swellin-.'. any lanieiies- and ill eul ir'gemcut- of the joints or limbs, or rheumati-m in mau and lir any purpo-c tor whicha liniment is used for man or beast. It is now known to be the best liniment for man ev er u-cd acting mild yet certain in its effects. It is used in full strength with perfect safctv t all seasons ofthe year. Send address for Illustrated Circular, which we think give-po-itive proof, of its virtues. No remedy has met with such utupi tISli d slice. -s to our knowledge, for beast as well as man. Price per bottle, or -ix bottles for $". ALL DRUGGISTS have it or can get it for you, or it will be sent to anv address on receipt of pi ice, by the proprietor s, 48 Dr.' li. J. KENDALL & CO, H-toshm-jr Kills, Vermont. WHEN YOU TKAVEL ALWAYS TAKE TIIK B. & M. R. R. Examine map and time tables carefully It will be seen that this line connects with C. B. A Q. R. R. ; in fact t hey arc under oue management, and taken together rorm what is called me BDBLINGTON BOUTE ! Shortest and Quickest Line to SO. ST. LOUIS. PE01II1 DES MOINES, ROCK ISLAND, And Especially to all Point IN IOWA, WISCONSIN, INDIANA, ILLINOIS, MICHIGAN, OHIO. I'KIXCH'AL ADVANTAOK3 AUK Through coaches from de-tinatioii on O. B. & J. K. It. No transfers; changes r.um C. It. & Q. K. It. to connect in); lines all made iu Union Depots. THROUGH TICKETS AT LOWEST RATES CAN UK ltAI Upon application at any station on the ,-oad. Agents are also prepared to check jaggage through; give all informition as .o rate, routes, time connections, etc., tnd to becure sleeping car accomoda tions. This company is engaged on au exten tion which will open a NEW LINE TO DENVER And all points iu Colorado. This ev tention will he completed and ready for uisiness iu a "few mouths, and the pub ic can then etijo all the advantages of through line" between Denver and Chicago, all under one management. I. S. KunIIn. Gen'l T'k't A'gt, 04AIIAt 1 Ml. 4Hv LAND, FARMS, -AND CITY PROPERTY FOR SALE, AT THE Union Pacfic Land Office, On Long lime and low rate of Interest. All wishing to buy Rail Road Land or Improved Farn? will tlnd it to their advantage to cal at the U. P. Land Offi.ce before lookin elsewhere as I make a specialty of buying and selling lands on commission; H persons wish ing to sell farmi or unimproved land will find it to the- advantage to leave their lands with n. for sale, as my fa cilities for affectiis sales are unsur passed. I am prepared to make final proof for all partits wishing to get a patent for their honegteads. ISTHeury Corde Clerk, writes and speaks German. SAMUEL C. SMITH, Act. U. P. Ld Department, B21-y COLUMBUS. NEB $66: a week in vur own town. f. Outfit free, Jo risk. Every thing new. Capital not re nuired. Wivtll furnish you everything. 31any ati: making fortunes Ladies make as much as men, and bo and girls make great tiy. Reader, it you want a business at vhich you can make great pay all the tne you work, write for particulars to I. Hallktt A. Co., Portland, Xaine. 4jan-y Ft i UMAX ITISXOtt KXOWX TO 15 E ONE UK THE 15 KM Ir XOT THE ' BEmT I.1MMEST EVEIC DISCOVERED. 1870. 1882. 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