THE JOURNAL. IbSLKI KVEKV. W KDXKMlAY, M. K. TURNER fc CO.. Proprietors and Publishers. (futtimliu.') SHiunuil KATKS OP ATEKliSOG. 25TBuaines3 aud professional cards of five lines or less, per annum, five dollars. ISTFor time advertisements, apply at this office. ISTLegal advertisements at statuts rates. EiTFor transient advertising, see rates on third page. 13 All advertisements payable monthly. IS" OFFICE, Eleventh St.. up ttairs in Journal Building. terms: Per year . Six mouth Three months Single copies .$4 OO . 1 OO SO OS VOL. XIII.-N0. 7. COLUMBUS, NEB., WEDNESDAY, JUNE 14, 188 WHOLE NO, 631. Y I K I f ' S CONGRESSIONAL DELEGATION. C.H. Va-cWyck, V. ". Senator, Neb raska Cin. Alvin salsueks, L.. ?'iiator,Omaha. E. K. Valentine, Us p. West l'oiut. T.J. .Majuks, Contingent Rep., Peru. STATE DI HECTOR Y: Albinos Nance, Governor, Lincoln. S..I. Alexander, Secretary of State. John Wallich-, Auditor, Lincoln. G. ii. Uarllett, Treasurer, Lincoln. C.J. Dilwortli, Attorney-General. W. V. W. Jonc, Supt. Public Instruc. C. J. Kobe-. Warden of Penitentiary. ?;iL,m,lde,y' f 1,ris IPCdors. J.O. Carter, Prison Physician. II. 1. M.ithcw-on. Sup t." Insane Asylum. JPDIC1ARY: Ooorsr.. It I.:ik.- t A,u.i:ltl. ,,,!,,.. Allias:t Cobb. S. M IX Well. Chief Justice, roi'inn .inncHi. immtkict. O. W. Post, Judire, York. Al.lt. Reese, District Altorney, Wnlino. LAND OFFICERS: y. It. llovie, K.-jrlster, Ctraml Island. Will. Anyan. Reeeier, Grand Uluml. LE! ILLATIVE: State Senator, l. K. Tinner. " Repic.eiil.ttic. G. W . Lehman. rul'NTY DIRECTORY: J. S. Hiins, County Jtule. John Stauil'er, Countv Clerk. C. A. Newman. Clerk DM. Court. J. V. Early, Treasurer. 1. C. Ivuv.iuailu'li, Sin-rill". L. J. Crun-r, Sur evor. yi. .Ma her, 1 Joseph Rivet, Countv Comniission H.J Hudson, ) M. Ma her. er. lr. A. lleint.. Coroner. J. E. Mtiiicrif-r upt.of Sehooli. ltvron .Millett, I , .- ,., V..M. Comeliu-,f -''-" ofthePeace. CITY DIRECTORY: J. R. Meanlier, Mavor. A. P.. CoHVoth, Clerk. J. It. Del-man, Tre-isurer. V. X. Ileiish-y, Po licit .Indue. J. E. North. En'ineer. council.mkn: 1st Ward John Rickly. (J. A. S'-hroeiier. '2d Ward-ViX. Havs. I. Clint. "d Ward J. Ramusson. A. A. Smith. CoItimttuM PoMf Office. Open on Sunday- Irwin 11 A.M. to 12m. and Iroin Az'.W to ' p. m. I!uines hours except Sundaj 0 a. m. to 8 i. m. Eastern mails close at 11 A.m. Western mails close at 4:1." P.M. ilail leaves Columbus for Lost Creek, Genoa. St. Edward-. Albion, Platte Outer, Humphrey, Madison and Nor folk, every day (except Sundays) at AzXi p. ni." Arrives at 10:. "j. For Shell ( reek and CrcUon, on Mon days and Fridays, 7 a. M., returning at 7 l. M., same day. For Alexis, Patron and David City, Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays, 1 1-. m "Arrives at 12 M. For Conkling Tiusdas ami Saturdays 7 a. in. Arrhes ; p. m. same days. V. t. Time Titble. Eastward Bound. Emigrant, No. 0, leaves at 0:2.r a. m. Passeng'r, " 4, " "... 11:00 a. in. Freight, " S, " " . 2:1." p. in. Freight, 10, ' " . 4:30 a. in. Westward Bound. Freight, No. .", leaves at ... 2:00 p. m. l'asseiisi'r, " ::, " . 4:27 p. ni. Freight, 4t !, 4 ' 0:00 p. in. Emigrant. 7. " " . . 1:".0 a. in. Every day except Saturday the three lines leading to Chicago connect with IT p. trains at Omaha. On Saturdays there will be but one train a day, as shown by the following schedule: O.. N. A- It. H. ROAD. Time Schedule No. 4. To take effect June 2, "i. For the government and information of em ployees only. The Company reserves the right to vary ih'-refroin at pleasure. Trains daily, Sundays excepted Outward Bound. Inward Bound. Norfolk 7:20 a. m. Mim-ion 7:47 " Madison .8:20 " Humphrey! :0T ' PL Centre i:4 ' Lo-HCrceklO.09 u Columbusl0:."i5 " Columbus 4 :'& lM. LostCreek.r:21 " PI. Centre r:42 " Huinphre0;2." " Madison " 7:04 ' Munson 7:4.'! " Norfolk S:04 " AI.lIION KKANC1I. Columbus 4:4.1 r.M. .Albion 7:4:A.M. Lost Creek.1:;;i St. Edwards :S0 " Genoa 0:10 " Genoa !:14 " St.Edward7:00 ' I Lost Creek!!:.".!! " Albion 7:47 " I Colunibusl0:4.1 " It. Ai M. TIME TABLE. Leaves Columbus, .1:1.1a.m. Itellwood 0::50 " 44 David City, 7.20 " " (Jarri-on, 7:40 " Ulysses, S:2.1 " 44 Stapb-hurst, S:.Vi 44 Seward :) 44 Rub :.10 4 Milford 10:1-1 4 44 Pleasant Dale, 10:4.1 " 44 Emerald 11:10 44 Arrives at Lincoln, 11:50 M. Leae.s Lincoln at 12:.10 i. M. and ar rives in Columbus 7:00r. M. Makes closi- eonuectiou at Lincoln for all points cast, west and south. H. luers & CO., BLACKSMITHS AND AVapon Builder s9 Srn Urlrk Shoji oiiiio-.ite HilntzN Pros Store. ALL KINDS OF WOOD AND IRON WORK ON WAGONS AND BUGGIES DONE ON SHORT NOTICE. Eleventh Street, Columbus, Nebraska. .10 NEBRASKA HOUSE, S. J. UARHCY, Prop'r. Nebraska Ave., South of Depot, coLi.nis. .i:n. A new house, newly furnished. Good accommodations. Board by day or week at reasonable rates. tSTSetm . Flrt-Clu Table. Meals, 25 Ots. Lodgings 25 Cts. 3S-2tf coLiinBi;M Restaurant and Saloon! E. D. SHEEHAN, Proprietor. "Wholesale and Retail Dealer in For eign "Wines, Liquors and Cigars, Dub lin Stout, Scotch and English Ales. 3TKentucky Whiskies a Specialty. OYSTERS in their season, by the case can or dish. lltk Street. Seatk of Depst. BUSINESS CARDS. pvK. CAK1. SCHOTIE VETERINARY SURGEON. Office at Dowtv, "vTeaver &. Co's store. 4 1KR.0. At BOK, IJANKERS, Collection, Insurance and Loan Asri-utfc, Foreigh Exchange and Pas je Tickets a specialty. G OIOEI'IIJM 4: NUiI.IVAK, A TTORXEYS-A T-LA W, Up-stairo in Gluck Huilding, 11th street, Above the New bank. H. 3. IIIJINO:, 3T0TA li Y P UliLIC, Hh Strret, 2 doors west of Hammond Houne, Columbus, Neb. 4il-y TK. SI. O. TIUJKSTO.", 11ES1DENT DENTIST. Office over corner of 11th and North-st. All operations first-class and warranted. C iiih;auo ha k Kit siioi: HENRY AVOODS, Pkop'r. t3TEverythin in first-class style. Also keep the best of cigars. 510-y p KER & KEKDKK, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, Office on Olive St., Columbui, Nebraska. 2-tf C G. A. Ill'LLHORST, A. M., M. D., 'llOMEOPA Till C PHYSICIAN, JSTTwo Blocks south of Court House. Telephone communication. o-ly "ITT F, SI VERM. SI. !., HOMEOPATHIC PHYSICIAN. "Will attend to alL calls night and dav. Office with O. F. Merrill, east of A & X. Depot. -11 oino M cAM.MTER MHOS., A TTOliXEYS A T LA W, Office up-stairs in McAllister's build in.!,'. 11th St. W. A. McAllister, Notary Public. 1 O. EVAKM, SI. !., PHYSICIAN t- SURGEON. $3T Front room, up-stairs in Gluck building, above the bank, 11th St. ChIIs answered night or day. .1-Oin .1. M. MACKAKLANIl, II. K. COWDKKY, Cellsrt:r. LAW AxNI) COLLECTION OFFICE -OK MACi ARli AND & COWDBRY, Columbus, : : : Nebraska. G ED. L. McRELVEY, PUOPKIKTOK OK T1IK riTliBARRGR SHOPIh C37Twelftht st., live doors we.st of the Hammond House. .12-tf F. II. Kl UK, llth St., nearly opp. Gluck's store, Sells Harness, Saddles, Collars, "Whips, Blankets. Curry Combs, Brushes, etc., at the lowest possible prices. Repairs promptly attended to. BYRON MILLKTT, Justice of the Peace and Xotary Public. IIYRO: JIILI.ETT, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Columbus Xebraska. X. B. He will give close attentiou to all business entrusted to him. 248. T OU1S SCHREIBER, BLACKSMITH AND WAGON MAKER. All kinds of repairing done on short uotice. Buggies, Wagons, etc., made to order, and all work guaranteed. jSTShop opposite the 44 Tattersall," Olive Street. J"2.1 W AUKER Sc WKSTC'O'IT, AT TUK CHECKERED BARN, Are prepared to furnish the public w'th good teams, buggies and carriages for all occasions, especially for funerals. Also conduct a feed and sale stable. 49 TAMES rEARSALL IS PREPARED, WITH FIRST - CLASS APPA RA T US, To remove houses at reasonable rates. Give nim a call. lyfOTlCK TO TKACHKRS. J. E. Moncrief, Co. Supt., Will be in his office at the Court nouse on the first Saturday of each month for the purpose of examining applicants for teacher's certificates, and for the transactton of any other business pertaining to schools. E6T-y TAS1ES SAL.S10IV, CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER. Plans and estimates supplied for either frame or brick buildings. Good work guaranteed. Shop on 13th Street, uear St. Paul Lumber Yard, Columbus, Xe braska. 52 Cmo. WILLIAM RYAN, DEALER IX KENTUCKY WHISKIES ll'iites, Ales, Cigars and Tobacco. iSfSchilz's Milwaukee Beer constant ly on band.23 Eleventh St. Columbus, Xeb. Drs. MITCHELL & MAETYN, C'OLUSlllUS. MEDICAL & SMUl INSTITUTE. Surgeons 0., N. X- B. H. li. J?., Asst. Surgeons U. P. Ify, COLUMBUS, NEBRASKA. JS. MURDOUK & SON, Carpenters and Contractors. Havebadan extended experience, and will guarantee satisfaction in work. All kinds of repairing done on short notice. Our motto Is, Good work and fair prices. Call and give us an oppor tunitytoestimateforyou. f-jTShop o 13th St., one door west of Friedhof &, Co's. store, Columbus, Xebr. 483-y ADVERTISEMENTS. MILLINERY! MILLINERY! Mrs. M. S. Drake HAS JUST RECEIVED A LARGE STOCK OF SPRING A.D SUSISIER ffllLLIIEEY AID FAICY IS" A FULL ASSORTMENT OF EV ERYTHING BELONGING TO A FIRST-CLASS MILLIN ERY STORE.gg Nebraska Avenue, two doors north of the State Bank. iT-tf BECKER & WELCH, PROPRIETORS OF SHELL CREEK MILLS. MANUFACTURERS AND WHOLE SALE DEALERS IX FLOUR AND MEAL. OFFICE. COLUMBUS, NEB. Dr. A. HEINTZ, DEALER IX WINES, LIQUORS, Fine Soaps, Brushes, PEBFUMEBY, Etc., Etc., And all articles usually kept on hand by Druggists. Physicians Prescriptions Carefully Compounded. Eleventh street, near Foundry. COLUMBUS. : NEBRASKA. SPEICE & NORTH, General Agents for the Sale of REAL ESTATE. Union Pacific, and Midland Pacific R. R. Lands for sale at from $3.00 to $10.00 per acre for cash, or on five or ten yearn time, in annual payments to suit pur chasers. We have also a large and choice lot of other lands, improved and unimproved, for sale at low price and on reasonable terms. Also business and residence lots in the city. We keep a complete abstract of title to all real es tate in Platte County. fi21 CJOL.IJSIBI7S, JKR. pnxsun BEST! BUY THE Patent Roller Process MINNESOTA FLOUR! ALWAYS GIVES SATISFACTION, Because it makes a superior article of bread, and is the cheapest flour in the market. Every sack warranted to run alike, or money refunded. HERMAN OEHLRICH & BRO., GROCERS. l-3m WM. BECKER, DEALER IN ALL KINDS OF FAMILY GROCERIES! I KEEP COXSTAXTLY OX HAXD A WELL SELECTED STOCK. Teas, Coffees, Sugar, Syrups, Dried and Canned Fruits, and other Staples a Specialty. Goods Itellvered Free to part of the City. ay I AM ALSO AGENT FOR THE CEL EBRATED COQTJIIXARD Farm and Spring Wagons, of which I keep a constant supply on hand, but few their equal. In stvle and quality, second to none. CALX AND IXARN PRICES. Cor. Thirteenth and K Streets, near A. & 2T. Depot. " YES, AS A CHILD.11 !Cotaa a child shall we again behold her." Lonqfeiiow. O say not so' how shall I know my darling If changed her form, and veil'd with shininx hair? If, since her flight, has grown my little star- How shall I know her there? On memory's page, by viewless fingars painted, I see the features ot my angel-child; She pushed away, ere siu her soul had tainted Passed to the undefllsd. 0 say not so, for I would clasp her, even As when below she laid upon uiv breast: And dream of her as ray fafrbud in Heaven. Amid the blossoms blo-,t, Mv little one was like a folded lily. Sweeter than any on the azure wars; But nltfht came down, a starless night, and chilly; Alas! we could not save I Yes, as a child, serene and noble poet, (O Heaven were dark, were children wanting there!) 1 hope to clasp my bud as when I wore it; A dimpled baby fair. Tho" tears have flown, toward my blue-eyed daughter My heart yearns oft-times with a mother's love ; Its never dyins tendiils now infold her Infold my child above. E'en as a babe, my little blue-eyed daughter, Ncstlo and coo upon my heart again ; Wait for thy mother by the river water It shall not be iu vain! Walt as a child liowthall I knovrmy darling. If changed her form, and veil'd with shining nairr M, since her flight, has grown my little star ling. How shall I know her there? A CHINESE LOVE STORY. Chang Wing was oar laandrynmn. He had a wife a bright, chatty little body and a baby, which, having been born in this coantry, he proudly boasted of as an "allee same 'Melican baby." His wife used sometimes to bring home the laandried clothes,on which oc casions the children of onr famly would make much of the baby, aad give it presents, and beg from the baby's moth er in return a real Chinese story. She was fond of telling stories of her own country, and as she spoke very good English, for a Chinese, and used very expressive and animated gestures, she afforded us much entertainment. One of her stories I well remember. It was no extravagant, half-mythical romance, such as the Chinese in general 'delight in, but a simple love episode,that might have happened in any country ; and, in fact, Mrs. Wing vouched for its entire truthfulness "allee same." I will here give it, though not in the broken English, to which it owed half its attraction, from the lips of the original narrator: There was once a good, and pious, and beautiful young man named Hop Hi. He had a big boat, and a little house on a small island in the river, where he raised ducks and geese, and caught fish. Whenever he had readv a boat-load of fish and fowl, he would sail away down the river to sell them, and when they were disposed of would come back to the little house on the island to raise more. So he slowly made a little money, but he was a poor man,notwith standing. On the river bank, nearly opposite Hop Hi's house, lived Whang Lo, who owned and cultivated a large tea-garden. His house was fine and large, and he was rich, for his soul delighted in mak ing and hoarding money. He thought more of his money than of his beautiful daughter, Sing Lo, and therefore it was that she had grown lo the mature age of sixteen without having a husband provided for her. Now Hop Hi, living opposite, could not help seeing Whang Lo's beautiful daughter. He watched her each day as she went gracefully tottering around her father's tea-garden on her lovely little club-feet, all bandaged up in linen cloth and wooden shoes. He caught the gleam of her glittering almond-eyes peeping through the blinds at him, as he sat in the bow of his boat, fishing with his cormorants; and so much did he think of her on these occa sions, that he would often forget what he was about, and allow long-necked birds to devour many fine fish, which otherwise they would have been com pelled to disgorge when half-swallowed. And so it was that the beautiful and pious Hop Hi and the good and lovely Sing Lo came to fall in love with each other. One day Whang Lo's wife refused to eat her bird's-nest soup at dinner. This alarmed her husband, for never before had Mrs. Lo been known to refuse bird's-nest soup ; and when he inquired if she were sick, she heaved a deep sigh and said : 4 My heart it is which is sick. Here is our daughter, sixteen years of age to day, and still without a husband. Dost thou think, oh,- Whang, that I, her mother, do not feel the disgrace of hav ing a daughter an old maid, at sixteen years old?" But Whang answered : "Pooh! We can not yet afford to give her away. Let her gather tea and feed silkworms, and make herself use ful for awhile longer, and when it suits us she will be given in marriage." Meanwhile Hop Hi fell more and more deeplv in love with Sing Lo, until all his friends and relatives felt uneasy about him. And at length, one day, his ven erable grandmother called on Whang Lo, bearing in her hand a brazen warming-pan for a present, and in Hop Hi's name besought the hand of his daughter, Miss aing, in marriage. But the tea-gardener turned up his snub nose and replied that never should daughter of his marry a poor man ; and that Hep Hi was as brazen as the pres ent he had sent. So the grandmother took up the warming-pan and went sor rowfully away. Next day the yet more venerable grandfather of Hop Hi presented him self at the house of Whang Lo. Upon his aged back he bore the offering of a dragon-kite of magnificent size, and said that his grandson had sent him to propose for the hand of Miss Sing Lo in marriage. Then the tea-gardener waxed exceed ing wroth, and he kicked the venerable sage out of his doorway, and cut the string of the dragon-kite, so that it went floating away in the air, and was never more seen. So hard did he kick that he crippled the toes of his right foot, which made him yet more angry; and while he hopped around on his left leg, using very copious language, poor Sing Lo, who had heard and seen it all, sat be hind her bed-screen and wept in secret. So constantly did she weep that she wed up two score of rice-paper pocket nandkerchiefs, which her mother had provided for the May-day procession. For ia China everybody goes into the country on May-day to Dring home spring flowers and spring colds. Next day Whang Lo said to his wife: " Truly, for a marvel, thy words were right, though they were but tne words of a woman. Our daughter is an old maid and a disgrace to us. Then she is getting sick, fer she weeps and is silent, and does not naif the work she did. I ahall go straightway and offer her in marriage to my wealthy friend, Ah Sin. He has had seven wives, and be will know how to manage her. Then we shall hear no more of the presumptuous goose-rai3or across the water." Soon it became known to everybody that the beautiful SingLo was betrothed to the crook-backed Ah Sin, who was older than her own father, and had but two teeth left in his head. Already was the day fixed when Whang Lo's friends were to come to the feast after which the bride was to be borne away in a sedan to the house of the bridegroom, who would then look upon fier face for the first time. What could poor Hop Hi do? No need to ask the question; for where one truly loves one can always find a way. It was the day before the wedding. W hang Lo had gone to town; Hop Hi J nau seen mm ride off on a mule. Mrs. Lo was in her back kitchen preparing great jars of tea for the wedding fes tival ; and the fair Sing Lo sat on a mat behind a big screen, chopping cab bage in a tray for the dinner soup. Hop Hi knew very well that she was watching him through the bamboo work of the screen ; so he caught a par ticularly perverse old gander, which, when let loose, invariably made for the shore, instead of staying around the island with the rest, and under its wing he tied a bit of paper. Then he bowed low to Sing Lo with bis hand first on his head and then on his heart, and he held up the gander and showed the paper beneath its wing. Then, dropping the bird into the water, he retired to his house and shut himself up out of sight. No sooner did Sing Lo perceive all this than she tottered down to the water's edge and lured the gander ashore with bits of chopped cabbage. Then she caught him iu a net, and when she had gotten safely back behind the bamboo-screen she unfolded the paper and read the following words : Life of my life! rose of all roses! slender willow of tottering gracefulness! nop III bend- before thee on the kneen of his heart, and kisses the dust of thy most exquisite feet. O, breath of my life, if thy soul burns tor me as does mine lor tlice. hearken to mv words ! At sunset to-morrow there will come a guest to your father's house, helpless, and poor, and old. Despite her not, but seek her alone, and barken to and obey the words of her wisdom. So shall joy and thanksgiving await us. From the hand of him whoso soul goes out to meet thine own. Hor Hi. Sing Lo kissed the beautiful letter, and bathed it in her tears. Then she hid it in her bosom, and seeing her mother approaching she chopped garlic and onions to account for her tearful eyes. Next day was the day of the wedding. The guests were assembled to the feast, the ruusic of toms-toms arose, and the house of Whang Lo blazed with lan terns both inside and out, while a hun dred flags adorned its sides, and gorge ous kites floated from its roof. Sud denly an old woman, who was passing by, fell down in a fit, clawing tho earth, and frothing and foaming at the mouth. What could the servants do but bear her into the garden-shed, and there, at her own request, leave her to recover alone? But no sooner were they gone than she arose, and peeping cautiously about, made her way unseen to the win dow of Sing Lo, who, with a heavy heart, was attired herself for her bridal. A few whispered words was all that passed between them, and then Sing Ix begged of her parents, as a last favor, to be allowed ten minutes alone in her chamber for meditation before leaving the home of her youth forever. In his own house, gorgeously attired, Ah Sin awaited with his friends the coming of his beautiful young bride. In an elegantly-decorated apartment, he and his sister, with their nearest rela tives, received her; and when her mother mounted upon a three-legged stool to remove the long, silken veil of her daughter, his little red pig-eyes peered curiously out to behold the beau ty of which he had heard, but had never yet seen. But when the veil was re moved, what did he behold? No fair young girl, but a withered and wrinkled old hag, with a bald head and no teeth. It was the venerable grandmother of Hop Hi. Then Mrs. Lo fell off the stool, and swooned away, and Ah Sin howled and tore his gray beard. As to Whang Lo, he rushed on like a maniac in search of his daughter. But she was nowhere to be found. She was gone; and Hop Hi's boat was gone ; and it was soon discovered that a casket of money be longing to Sing's father, with all the costly clothes and ornaments presented her by Ah bin, had also disappeared. And be sure that the good and pious Hop Hi liked his bride none the less for this token of her prudence and fore thought. It was a whole week before Hop Hi and his bride returned. Then one morning, as the sun arose, the boat was seen moored in its accustomed place,and Hop Hi and Mrs. Hop Hi were discov ered seated side by side under the wil lows on the island, skinning eels. That night, as they were seated at supper, feasting upon the eels, a hideous noise suddenly arose on the opposite bank, and they rushed out to learn the cause. There were collected Whang Lo and his wife, with their servants, and Ah Sin, with his sister and near relatives, all blowing trumpets, and beating drum3 and tom-toms, and firing off hideous rockets and pop-crackers, with the de sign of frightening awav the new-mar ried couple and setting fire to their house. Twice, indeed, the bamboo thatching took fire, and if Hop Hi and his bride had not climbed on the roof, and run around the house all night with buckets of water, their abode must certainlv have burnt to the ground. Ah Sin was half wild with fury. Ho cursed the bridegroom and called the bride uncompli-nentary names. And at length, in his rage, he called her a toad, and the daughter of a viper and a dra gon. Now Whang Lo could not stand this. For he, being Sing's father, was it not a direct insult to himself, to say nothing of her mother, to call her the offspring of a dragon and a viper? So he sharply rebuked Ah Sin, on which they got to quarreling, and then fighting. Upon this Mrs. Lo rushed up and seized Ah Sin by his pig-tail, and Ah Sin's devoted sister tripped up Whang Lo with a bamboo, and the fight became general. Finally, Whang Lo's cowardly serv ant's all ran off, upon which he and his wife were well beaten, and, with hands and feet tied together, were left hanging helplessly acros3 a bamboo-pole, liko trussed fowls on a spit. Now no sooner did Hop Hi and his wife behold this piteous spectacle, than their hearts melted with compassion. They forgot all their injuries, and, cross ing over in their boat, brought the half dead couple to their own house. They laid them on soft mats, and rubbed them down with castor-oil and tallow, and held burnt feathers to their noses, and poured asafestida-tea down their throats. Under this affectionate treatment thy revived, aud were for some days ten derly nursed by their good aud dutiful children. When they were quite recovered, they went home, and made a great feast in honor ot" their son and daughter, Hop Hi and his wife. But they did notinvite Ah Sin, neither his sister, nor any ol his relations. And all the family, in cluding the venerable grandparents, lived very happily together forever af terward. Saturday Niqht. Importing an Elephant. The advent of Jumbo calls to mind an elephant story of many years ag In the year 1SJJ3 the ships Cashmfcre, Captain Elias Davison, and the Saciiem, Captain Albert Brown, were loading their cargoes of sugar at Bankok, Siam. Davison, who died recently, was a genial, whole-souled fellow, a great wit, a practical joker, and wherever he went he always made friends. The owner ol the Cashmere, Mr. Alfred Richardson, was distinguished for no one of these qualities. He was stern and morose, his prevailing characteristic being an inordinate love of money and a disposi tion to squeeze it out of his employees on all favorable occasions. Davison had by his pleasant manner so ingratiated himself with his consignee at Siam that he was presented by him with a rather extraordinary "cumshaw," one not usually received with thanks, hut a preseut that was really valuable if it could be brought safely home an elephant. It was a baby elephant just weaned, and as it required by no means such extensive accommodations as those allotted to Jumbo the Captain stowed him away under the main hatch, where there was plenty of room for him, and, the ship not being full of sugar, boxed the hatch around with a rough sort of ventilator, laid in an extra supply of water, and such other elephant "sus tenance as the passenger required, congratulated himself on the probability of a successful adventure, and got under way for Boston. In the meantime, while these prepar ations were going on, the Sachem had completed her cargo and sailed. Having a start of a week, and being a somewhat faster ship, she arrived about ten days before the Cashmere, and reported her; for it must be remembered that there were no telegraphs or even steamships in those days. Five months were often occupied in bringing the news. So when Captain Brown arrived he brought tho latest intelligence from Davison, and among other things told of the " cum shaw." Wlien the Cashmere passed Boston Light the wind was ahead, and, the tide soon running ebb, she anchored in Nantucket Roads. Tugboats being un known, the Captain left the ship in charge of the pilot, to be brought up to town on the next day, and took a shore boat himself. He was a prompt busi ness man, and knowing that his owner appreciated this quality, he brought his papers and accounts with him and pre sented himself at the office immediately on landing. He had made a good voy age ; the price of sugar was high, and so he received a cordial greeting. The papers were at once produced. " Here are my disbursements and my account carrenV' said Captain Davison. "lou will find them all correct, sir. I overdrew a little, and there is a balance due you of $36-1.25." Mr. Richardson scanned the docu ments, carefully added up the columns, and pronounced them satisfactory. "Except, one thing, Captain. You have not allowed me any freight on that elephant." "Elephant!" returned the Captain. "Who told vou I had an elephant?" " Oh, I know all about it," replied Mr. Richardson; "and I didn't think you would try to smuggle him in in this way." Davison did not permit himself to show any resentment, but calmy argued that the elephant was presented to nim, that he occupied room otherwise vacant, and that he provided at his own cost for his food and water. "'Twon't do, 'twon't do, sir," re plied the calculating shipowner, the ship is mine, and I shall charge you freight or," he added, after some re flection, " I will take the elephant over for my account. He ought to bring a good price at a show, and you had that object in view, hadn't you?" Captain Davison acknowledged that he had. "Well," replied Mr. Richardson, "people speak of me as being close, and all that, but I'll show you that I am not. There! I'll take him over and square our account." " I'm in your power, Mr. Richard son," replied the Captain, mournfully; "but it is hard on me, for I did think when I got the elephant that I would get $2,000 for him at least. Can't you make it any more?" Mr. Richardson answered "Not one cent!" and so the bargain was com pleted. On the next day the Cashmere came up to the city. Mr. Richardson and the Captain stood upon the wharf, the latter superintending the hauling in. " Mr. Hallet," shouted the owner to the chief mate, "you might as well be getting up a tackle to hoist out the ele phant." " Aye, aye, sir," returned the mate; "as soon as she is in at the wharf." " Mind, be careful not to hart him," returned the owner, thinking of the two or three thousand dollars in store for him. Whereupon Captain Davison disre spectfully punched his 'elbow into the owner's side and whispered in his ear: "Guess he can't be hnrt much. He died day before yesterday off Cape Cod. He'll look well stuffed, and it won't cost you anything to feed him." It was the old Captain's last voyage, and he felt independent. He made'more than $.164.25 out of that dead elephant, for he used afterward in his subsequent career of wharfinger on Granite Wharf to spin this yarn and lie back in his chair laughing with a lauh that prolonged his life at the remembrance of the way in which he squared his accounti Cor. N. Y. Evening Post. A great many women will thank Louise Chandler Moulton for proclaim ing through the pages of Our Continent this generous sentiment: "I hold that in smill things as well as in great a husband should be his wife's protector, and should ward off all annoyances from her as far as possible. I think that he should be for Eer a sort of spe cial providence, and interpose himself as a shield between her and any possi bility of annoyance. But the very es sence of this care should be its unobtru siveness, and be absolutely invisible to others." The New Orleans Picayune wonders why Judges of the United States Su preme Court must appear in uniform attire, looking like children in a charity schooL "Hatcher's Run." While we were yet before I'etersbarg, two divisions of our corps (the Fifth with two divisions of the Ninth, leaving the hue of works at the Weldon Rail road, were pushed out still farther to the left, with the intention of turning the Mitiny's right flank. Starting out, therefore, early on the morning of Thursday, October 27, 1864, with four days' rations in our haversacks, we moved off rapidly b' the left, strik ing the enemy's picket-line about ten o'clock. "Top! pop! pop! Boom! boom! boom ! " We're in for it again, boys ; so, steady on the left there, and close up." Away into the wood-? we plunge inline of battle, through briers and tangled undergrowth, beneath the great trees dripping with rain. We lose the points of the compass, and halt every now and then to close up a gap in the line by bearing to the right or left. Then, for ward we go through the brush again, steady on the left and guide right, until I feel certain that officers as well as men are getting pretty well "into the woods" as to the direction of our ad vance. It is raining and we have no sun to guide us, and the moss is growing on the wrong side of the trees. I see one of our Generals sitting on his horse, with his pocket-compass on the pommel of his saddle, peering around into the interminable tangle of brier and brush, with an expression of no little per plexity. Yet still, on, boys, while the pickets are popping away and the rain is pour ing down. The evening falls early and cold, as we come to a stand in line of battle and put up breastworks for tho night. We have halted on the slope of a ra vine. Minie balls are singing over our heads as we cook our coffee, while sounds of axes and falling trees are heard on all sides; and still that merry "zip! zip!" goes on among the tree tops and sings us to sleep, at length, as we lie down shivering under our India rubber blankets, to get what rest we may. How long we had slept I did not know, when some one shook me, and in a whisper the word passed around : " Wake up, boys! Wake up, boys! Don't make anv noise, and take care your tin cups and canteens don't rattle. We've got to get out of this on a double jump!" We were in a pretty fix, indeed! In placing the regiments in position, by some blunder, quite excusable, no doubt, in the darkness, and the tangled forest, we had been unwittingly pushed beyond tho main line were, in fact, quite out side the picket line! It needed only daylight to let the enemy see his game, and sweep us off the boards. And daylight was fast coming in the east. Long after, a Company A boy, who was on picket that night, told me that, upon going to the rear somewhere about three o'clock, to cook a cup of coffee at a half-extinguished lire, a cavalry picket ordered him back within the lines. "The lines are not back there; my regiment is yonder in front, on skirm ish!" "No,"said the cavalryman ; "ourcaval ry is the extreme picket-line, and our or ders are to send in all men beyond us." "Then take me at once to General Bragg's headquaaters," said the Com pany A boy. When General Bragg learned the true state of affairs, he at once ordered out an escort of five hundred men to bring in our regiment. Meanwhile, we were trying to get back of our own accord. "This way, men!" said a voice in a whisper ahead. "This way, men!" said another voice in the rear. That we were wandering about vainly in the darkness, and under no certain leadership, was evident, for I noticed in the dim light that, iu our tramping about in the tangle, we had twice crossed the same fallen tree, and so must have been moving in a circle. And now, as the day is dawning in the east, and the enemy's pickets see as trying to steal away, a large force is ordered against us, and conies sweeping down with yells and whistling bullets just as the escort of five hundred, with reassuring cheers, comes up from the rear to our support! Instantly wc are in the cloud and smoke of battle. A battery of artillery, hastily dragged up into position, opens on the charging line of gray with grape and canister, while from bush and tree pours back and forth the dreadful blaze of musketry. For half an hour the con flict rages fierce and high in the dawn ing light aud under the dripping trees the officers shouting, and the men cheering and yelling and charging, often fighting hand" to hand and with bayonets locked in deadly encounter, while the air is cut by the whistling lead, and the deep bass of the cannon wakes the echoes of the forest. But at last the musketry fire gradually slackens, and we find ourselves out of danger. The enemy's prey has escaped him, and, to the wonder of all, wo are brought within the lines again, begrimed with smoke and leaving many of our poor fellows dead or wounded on the field. Anxiously every man looked about for his chum and messmates, lost sight of during the whirling storm of battle in the twilight woods. And I, too, looked but vhere was Andy? Ham M. Kinffer''s "Recollections of a Druminer boy," in St. Nicholm. The Reno (Col.) Gazette is responsi ble for this yarn : A gentleman who has a mania for ventilation was recently visiting in Reno, and by an unhappy accident was given a room in which he found it impossible to raise one of the windows. He went to sleep with the matter on his mind, and it woke him up. He found it impossible to get to sleep, and imagined himself nearly smother ing. After suffering for an hour or so he determined to stand it no longer, and felt around for the window. When he found it he held a chair against it and broke out the glass. Then he went to bed and slept sweetly all night. In tho morning he found that he had broken in the glass door of a book-cae. A peculiar circumstance happened in the town of Leon, Cattaraugus Coun ty, N. Y., the other day. The wife of Charles Lilly gave birth to a male child at eight o'clock. A few minutes before, Georgie, her three-year-old boy, was noticed to breathe strangely, and the instant the new-born child uttered its first cry he died. The boy had alw ivs been in perfect health. Chiaujo 'limes. Dean Stanley's successor appears to sympathize with Von Moltke's theory that "war is an element in the order of the world ordained by God, for in it the noblest virtues of mankind are devel oped." He said, in a recent sermon at Westminster, that he was deeply inter ested in war, "because it has don to much to develop human character." The New York Aldermen approve givingall policemen, regardless of grade, $1,200 per year. SCIENCE AND INDUSTRY. The friction of a belt is claimed to be double as much on wood as it is on iron. Over 10,000 people are working on the Northern Pacific Railroad in tho Territory of Montana. The observatory on Mount Etna is finished. It is 'J.653 foot above the level of the sea, or 1, 18o feet higher than the Great St. Bernard Monastery. A marine bicycle was tested upon the ocean recently by two gentlemen, who started from" Salem Neck for Bos ton. When off Nahant a blinding snow squall came on, and they put into Lynn. N. Y. Sun. Zigz.ig lightning is a vertible spark between two clouds, or more often be tween a cloud and the earth. This grand spark is able to divide or bifurcate into two, seldom three, branches, hence the name of "chain" and "forked" light ening. It proceeds from clouds im which the globules are packed so closo as approximately to form compact mass es, and tho electricity on their surface is orougut most into piay. uenver Tribune. A smokeless and sparkless locomo tive was tested recently on the Fitch burg Railroad. The run was to Waltham and back, a distance of twenty miles, with a consumption of 27o pounds of Cumberland coal for the round trip. The average consumption of coal for a twenty-mile trip with an ordinary engino is about 1,000 pounds, showing a very large saving in fuel, besides the stop ping of a loug-felt nuisance in railroad traveling smoke and cinders. Chiaujo Herald. Some of the European astrono mers remark upon the fact, as recently observed by them, of the increased twinkling of stars when there is a dis play of the aurora berealis ; the increased scintillation is also seen all the more clearly on winter than on summer nights, and the phenomenon is more apparent when stars in the northern region are observed. It is thought that the effect is not due to the direct influ ence of the electro-magnetic light of the aurora on the scintillation itself, but rather to disturbances probably a cool ing which coincide with the appear ance of the aurora in the upper region of the air traversed by the star rays. The quantity of paper which a na tion consumes is in many ways a fair in dex of its prosperity and intelligence. Statistics show that the per capita con sumption is in no country so large as in America, where it is 8 kilos. In Eng land it is 6 ; in Germany, 5 ; in Australia, 4; in France, 3 1-2; and in Russia, 1-2. For the entire earth the number of mills is estimated at 3,000, and their com bined production at 900,000 tons annu ally. While Germany ranks third in per capita consumption, she is first in production, her total being 180,000 tons. Great Britain is next, with 170,000 tons, and then comes the United Suites, 150, 000 tons; France, with 148,000; Austria with 80,000, and Russia with 33,500. Brazil has but one mill, and Africa but one. Chicago Times. PITH AND POINT. "A smile" in the bar-room makes tears in the home-; remember that, young man. Chicago Inter-Ocean. The man who has half an hour to spare generally drops in and occupies a half hour that belongs to some other man. It was Sydney Smith who retorted upou some one who had called him an. every-day man : "Well, if I am an cv-ery-day man, you are a weak one." Bennett's polar expedition will cost him all of $200,000, and nothing has been gained. That sum would have added 200 to the number of brass bands in the United States. When we have a postal card with a flap, why not go a little further and have one with two llans? Then why not have one where the flap can be locked, and the key sent by miul?--Pttruit bree Press. " And now," shouts an excited ex change, "wher shall we look for inde pendence?" Oh, friend and brother, searching and 1 mg-suffering fellow-sufferer, look in the kitchen, look in the kitchen. Hawkeye. Will some one who is versed in the science of sound please get up and ex plain why a hoUil waiter, who ean't hear the call of a hungry man two feet and a half away, can hear the jingle of a quarter clear across a dining room? J. M. S. Little Rock (Ark.) : "Can you give me any recipe for preserving fence posts? Please reply in your next is3ue." Wecan'tdoit. Ye have asked several ladies, and all of them say they have never tried it, believing that it would take too much sugar, and that the thing wouldn't be much of a deli cacy any way. But they say if you want to know how to fix tomatoes or can green corn, they can flood you with in formation. Texas Siftings. "Good morning, Fogg," said Brown, briskly. "How did you like the opera last night?" "O, so-so," an swered Fogg, moodily; "nothing strik ing about it, excepting the drum-sticks." "Come, come," returned Brown, "be serious. Didn't you think that bravura passage with pizzicato and appogiatura embellishments was lovely?" "Guess I didn't see it," answered Fogg, as be fote; "there was only feathers and flowers and things on the one in front of me." "What are you talking about, man?" exclaimed Brown. "That girl's, hat, of course. Wasn't you:"' "Good, morning," said Brown, as he turned tho. corner. Puck. This Noise Mut Cease. On a recent occasion Bishop Gilmour was preaching in the Cincinnati Cathe dral". It appears that, like some other preachers, he i- in the habit of pound ing while expounding the go-pel. The pulpit at the cathedral is situated near the center of the auditorium, against a. large pillar, and the altar is some dis tance away. Seated at the north side of the altar were Bishop Elder and others, and on account of the pillar they could not command a view of the pulpit or Bishop Gilmour. At about the middle of his sermon Bishop Gil mour came to a forcible passage, and hammerod vigorously on the pulpit, creating a loud noise", and kept it up for nearly a minute. "Stop that noise," cried Bishop Elder, rising to his feet, and astonishing the congregation, who were at a loss to know what to make of the unusual proceeding- Bishop Gilmour kept on the even tenor of his way. "I demand that there be silence," said Bishop Elder. This brought the thumping emphasis to an end, and the astonished Bishop turned and faced the altar. Bishop Elder now discovered his part of the mistake and said: "I beg your pardon, sir; I thought it was some one in the congregation creating th disturbance." There were no other ia terruptions. Exchange. 1 m