m It- THE JOURNAL WEDNESDAY, MAY 21, 1SS' Sricreiat tt zlizz sittet- rtcCce, Colsate, Sel., u uxsl GRANDMOTHER, .ki the flickering firelight shadows That glimmer, and quiver, and glow. Grandma and little Mabel Are rocking to and fro. The baby is cooing and laughing. But Grandmother does not heart For her thoughts are wandering backward Over many a long-gone year. She is not rocking our baby. As she softly swings to and fro- But she holds in her arms little Sammy," Dead seventy years ago. Her bonny wee, brown-eyed baby! She lets her spinning-wheel rest, And in the little log cabin, She holds her first child to her breast. Socking, and soothing, and crooning. While the shadows dance on her face. And the flames are roaring and crackling In the old-fashioned fire-place. A blooming, red-cheeked little woman. With eyes as black as can be, Tho wild, restless spirit of girlhood Subdued by maternity. And Grandpa Is sitting beside her Voung, and nroad-shoulderod and strong; And he smiles, half proudly, half gravely. As ho hears his little wifu's 6ong. The baby's eyelids are drooping. And his spirit is far away In dreamland, where mortal children With the littlo angels play. But Grandma's head droops lower. And, I think, with tear-dimmed cyca. She sees, far away in the church-yard. Where a little green mound lies. Oh! the little blue cradle is empty; And Grandma's arms are, too, But they feel so heavy and listless. As Uicy never used to do. Sorrowful, lonely and silent. She hears her little one cry. And she thinks he is fretful without her. So far away in the sky. And she wonders, with feverish longing, " l)o they give him a mother's carof Do the ungels curl on their fingers The rings of his golden hair? " This was Grandmother's first sorrow; And her step was never so light. Her cheeks were a trifle paler. And her eye u little less bright. Hocking, and crooning, and soothing, Softly she swings to and fro. She is putting to sleep "little Sammy," Dead eoventy years ago. JV. T. Observer. m m LITTLE CARROTSON'S HOLIDAY. Mr. Culbill was a busy lawer, a bachelor and not very fond of children, so that his married sister, who lived in the country, made a mistake when she wrote to beg that he wonld provide a day and an evening's amusement for little Carrotson, who was returning to Westminster School after his Christmas holidays. The boy was due at his tutor's house in Dean's Yard on a Wednesday; but Mr. Cutbill's sister suggested that if he came up to London on the Tuesday her brother might make him spend an agreeable day and take him to see a pantomime afterwards. Little Carrot son was not related in any way to Mr. Cutbill's sister, but he was the son of a friend of hers, and was said to be an in telligent boy, well worth knowing. Mr. Cutbill consented to entertain the youth, and little Carrotson accordingly arrived at the lawyer's private residence in Gower street one January morning, towards half-past nine. It was raining hard, and Mr. Cutbill thought it would never do to take the boy out of doors in such weather. He would be getting wet feet, catch cold, and so forth; be sides, the lawyer was absolutely obliged to go to his olliee for two or three hours; o, as soon as Carrotson had been in stalled opposite a cup of coffee and a sausage, Mr. Cutbill said to him, in a tone that was- meant to be paternal: 4 Look here, James; can 1 trust you to le a good boy while I am out? I shall be hack for luncheon, and then Til take you to see the wax-works, aud in the evening we'll go to Drury Lane So, as Jou're goinjr to have two treats to-day, hope you'll keep out of mischief." " Oil, certainly, if you wish it," said little Carrotson, eyeing the lawyer with some surprise " If you'll mindnottoleavc this room, and not to play with the tiro, I'll see if I have any picture books." "Don't trouble yourself, sir," an swered the boy, on whose chubby face there was a slight flush of offended dig nity. "There's a friend of mine who lives in the neighborhood, and I thought of going to hunt him up. "A friend? Is he a boy, like your self?" " Well, he's fourteen." It was so long since Mr. Cutbill had been a boy that he had forgotten all the habits of the species and the manner of addressing them. In the red-headed, blue-eyed, merry-faced lad before him he saw only a mere child who wanted to go and splash about in the rain, per haps, to make mud pies and to be run over by cabs. " No, I must positively forbidthat," he said. "You are under my charge to-day and must do as I tell you. Think what your mamma would say if you were brought home on a stretcher." Then, suddenly, a happy thought occurred to Mr. Cutbill. Why should he not set the boy to do a little useful work by way of making tho time "VTAV""" mi had read somewhere that boys CHJ03 a half-hoTidliyHoelrai whole one; so he darted out of the room and returned with his washing book. "Look here, James; Til see how you can do sums. Just go through this book, add up all the weekly accounts of the past quarter, and then divide the total of the number of weeks so as to get at the average of my weekly expend iture If you do all tiiat correctly by the time I return, and without making any blots, I'll give you half a crown to -spend at school." Having said this, Mr. Cutbill retired, thinking he had hit upon an ingenious device for keeping his charge out of mischief. Littlo Carrotson's face was a picture Public school boys have strong expres sions for describing such men as Mr. Cutbill; the3' call them "howling snobs." The egregious "cheek" of forbidding Carrotson "to plajwith the fire," and the utter villainy of compelling him to do sums in a house where he had come as a guest in holiday time, could only be matched by the impudent offer of half a crown to one who had no less than four sovereigns in his pocket. The whole thing was indeed so "rich" that after a brief spell of speecldess indignation Carroteon laughed. He took up the lawyer's "beastly" washing book, and Sot through the work set him in half an our, after which he added some sup plementary averages of his own. He computed how many shirts Mr. Cutbill would wear in the course, of a lifetime, supposing he lived to the age of seventy, and how much he would disburse in getting his socks washed during the same period, and so forth, but these cal , dilations only amused him for another half hour. Then he yawned, stared out of the window, and was startled by the postman's double knock. What devil of vindictive mischief was it that made him whisper then: "By Jove, I'll just answer the old cad's letter for him ! " Little Carrotson slunk into the pas sage and found four letters in the box. He left one. in case a servant should come up aud collect tho delivery ; but the other three he carried into the din in room where he had -been working. The breakfast things had not yet been removed, and there was some water in the slop-basin, by means of which the boy speedily ungummed the three en velopes. To sa3 that he felt the slight est compunction at what he was doing would be incorrect; he thought only o! having a lark, and paying out old Cut bill for his snobbery. The first letter wat i printed invita tion to dine with a Peer; the second was a note from a lady who signed herself " Flora Higgins." and wrote thanking Mr. Cutbill for a legal opinion he had given her in a friendly way. She al luded several times to her daughter Rose, who was so pleased to hear Mr. Cutbill's cold was better, and hoped so much Mr. Cutbill would look in soon to take a cup of tea, and hear her sing one of his favorite songs which she had been practicing. The third letter was in a man's hand, and referred evidently to some differences that had arisen be tween Mr. Cutbill and the writer. The latter one Brown wrote, however, to say that he trusted Mr. Cutbill would frankly accept the explanation he had tendered, and that the painful misun derstanding between them would now APOPO It has been said that young Carrotson was an intelligent boy. He proved it by the calm deliberation with which he now went to work; for, having found a sam ple of Mr. Cutbill's handwriting in the adjoining study, to which he repaired on tip-toe, he applied himself during half an hour to imitating that writing till he attained proficiency. He then indited the three following answers to the law yer's correspondents, his face being as serious as a Judire's whilst he wrote. though there was a suspicious twinkling in his eyes. To the Peer he addressed himself thus: "MtLoiid It is very .kind of you to Invite me to dinner, but I am afraid I cannot accept, because sinco I last saw you 1 have suddenly changed my political opinions ana inmK you are altogether wrong about everything. I shall be happy to make friend's with you again if Sou will agree to think as 1 do: but, perhaps, elng obstinate, you won't like to do this. u So no more at present. From your lord ship's obedient servant Loso Cctbim" Next came Mrs. Higgin's turn: "Mr Dkab Mrs. Hiooins Your kind letter has pleased me so much because of Its allusion to dear Kosa. I am im fond of her that I bavo been quite miserable from wondering all night whether she would marry me. and that must excuse tho shakincss of my handwriting this morning. I am sure I should make a good husband If Rosa would promiso to keep my washerwoman's account properly balanced. I m vrrv ruirti en Inr about this. Please think over tho matter and let mo have an early, favorable answer, which will oblige, yours truly. Long Cutbili" P. S. Shouldn't I llko to catch dear Kosa un der the mistletoe. The gentleman who wanted to be reconciled to Mr. Cutbill came in for this kindly missive: " Mr Dkak Bbo wn It was I who was In tho wrong all through our quarrel, so plcaso say nothing more in the matter. I havo a vile tem per, which I f rrely acknowledge, and if you had kicked me down stairs when we last met It would hav served me right, though I might have objected at the time. Pray come to dino with me on Saturday evening itt seven o'clock, and we will have one of th-j, best bottles of champagne out of my" cellar. Don't trouble yourself to write and say you'll come, as I shall bo out of town to-morrow an-1 next day, but will be b:ck iu time for our dinner, which shall bo a rouscr. Ever your f riend. L. Cutuili" Little Carrotson put the letters in en velopes, directed them and stamped them with stamps of his own, after which, having hesitated a moment, he flung the three original letters into the fire He had thought at first of restor ing them to their covers and laying them on the lawyer's table, but he con cluded that the fun would be much greater if he simply suppressed them. He was seated by the fire, studying the police reports in the Times, and looking as innocent as possible, when Mr. Cut bill returned home, toward one o'clock. Now, if the lawyer had behaved "like a gentleman" for the rest of the day, little Carrotson might have had mercy on him. The 003" was in doubt about Eosting the letters he had written, and. ept them in his pocket like loaded weapons, ready for reprisals if Mr. Cut bill "checked" him any further. Un fortunately, the lawyer was a dull per son, and committed blunder upon blun der in dealing with his small but sensi tive guest He took him to the Tussaud show, but opposite the wax efiigy of William Rufus he asked him at what date that monarch had ascended the throne He refused to let little Carrot son go into the Chamber of Horrors, saying it would excite him. He bade him admire the noble brow of Richard Cobden and took a mean advantage of the occasion to bore him about free trade Finally, he drew down on him self the contempt of Carrotson by mis quoting Shakespeare as they were sur veying Charles Kemble in the part of Hamlet: "That's Hamlet saying: My kingdom for a horse,' " remarked the mendacious lawyer. At Drury Lane in the evening it was worse Little Carrotson derived some amusement from the pantomime, and almost relented in his revengeful pur poses; but the miserable lawyer re fused to stay for the harlequinade He said that little boys ought not to be kept out of their beds after half-past ten. Little Carrotson silently ground his teeth, and from that moment Mr, Cut bill's punishment was decreed beyond hope of pardon. The three letters were posted in the pillar-box of Dean's Yard on .the following day, when the boy re turne d to school. They were destined to have very re markable eflects on the lawyer's future In the first place there came to him on the Frida3r morning a short but sweet note from Mrs. Higgins: My Dear Mr. CUTmrx Your original and amusing way of proposing for dear Rosa's hand has made us both laugh, but my beloved child is nuitc alive to the honor which you arc conferring on her. and I can promise you that all the affection which you lavish upon her shall be amply repaid in kind. Please come at onoe; she is waiting for you. Very faithfully - FRAHladrSlT' What the deuce does this mean?" asked Mr. Cutbill, with a blank look. He wrote at once for explanations, aud then received a curt note, begging him to call at Mrs. Higgins'. That lady and her daughter imagined that the lawyer cherished the unchivalrous de sign of retracing his proposal, and this they were determined to prevent Mr. C was confronted with his own hand writing. He vowed it was not his, but was driven at last to own that possibly he had written the letter in his sleep. He had heard of such things happen ing, and thousrh ho did not oeltevo ho was a somnambulist he could not of course, swear that such was not the case. " But if you wrote the letter in your sleep, did it betray your unspoken thoughts?" was the clever Mrs. Hig gins' next searching question. She smiled kindly as she said this, and Mr. Cutbill gave in. After all, why shouldn't lie marry Rosa? He returned to Gower street an engaged man; but by that time he had come to guess who was the culprit who had playe d him this trick, and he thought with indigna tion of the precocious depravity evinced by little Carrotson. This was on the Saturday, and Mr. Cutbill had scarcely reached home when Brown, his quondam friend, marched in with a beaming face It should be said that this Brown had behaved very badly to Cutbill, but now there was emotion in his eyes as he advanced upon the lawyer and forcibly grasped his hand. "You have acted nobly in forgiving me, Cutbill. I shall never forget it No more generous letter than yours was ever penned; but enough, Tve brought a good appetite with me." " I don't intheleastunderstandyou," Mr. Cutbill was about to say, coldly, but he checked himself. Since Brown praised him for his generosity, it was as well to take credit for such a rare virtue. Brown hail evidently come to dinner, and as the lawyer always dined well, his sudden arrival did not matter much. But over their" wine, by-and-by, when the two gentlemen had quite cemented their reconciliation, Mr. Cutbill thought iAest to tell the truth, and avow that it was to a pestilent Westminster boy. named Carrotson, that he was indebted for the pleasure of having Brown to Hue at his table. As if to corroborate that assertion, thatverv eveniner's tiost 1 brought a letter from the lawyer's third correspondent, the Paer, which ran thus "Mr Dear Mis. Cutbill What on earth is the meaning of tho inclosed note, which, Ipr o Bumc, is a forgery? Yours, truly, C." A visit which Mr. Cutbill paid to West minster School on the Monday night might have had distressing consequences for little Carrotson, but tor Mrs. Hig gins' interference. As it was, the law yer only went for the purpose of asking now many letters Carrotson had thought proper to write in his name, and he smiled rather a grim smile, though in cautioning the boy against practical jokes for the future. Little Carrotson laid the lesson well to heart He got many a welcome reminder to this end from dear Rosa, who, after her marriage,--become his ally, and often invited him to dine in Gower street, where she fave him no washing bills to balance, ut treated Tiim like a man, and tipped I him sovereigns, earning in response his unquauuea opinion as to nor oeing a " brick." Graphic The Red Pepper. What ails the human throat in this latter day, and what has become of the old-fashioned red pepper? Men who are now forty years old knew little of throat troubles in their boyhood.. There was a little sore throat occasionally, and once in a while quinsy, and you would hear at long intervals of putrid sore throat Children were not as daintily cared for in those days as now. Few of them ever had underclothing to wear, and scarcely a boy who had an overcoat till he was old enough to earn the money for it himself. Croup was the parental horror of that da', and yet as alum and butter were early found a sure remedy for that trouble, warping or contracting and so breaking the false membrane as it was forming, parents had no great dread of that Children had few colds, and no serious sore throat and when they had, a bowl of red-pepper tea sent the ailing boy to bed sweating, and brought him out well in the morning. The red pepperof our grandmothers what has become of it? Who that lived in those sensible days does not remem ber the shining string of alternate red and green peppers that hung from the rafters over the kitchen fire, and which had been planted, raised aud strung by grandmother's own hand, and hung in the place of honor, all to cure the children's colds, colics and cramps, and the older folks' congestions and chills death to all the c's. And who docs not remember how pcrfectty the pepper ac complished its work a little hard to take, a little hot after it was down, and3et bringing you out all right in the morning, and lending a halo of pride to grandma's faco at the break fast table that the puzzled face of the modern doctor seldom shares. Ah, it was a rare old magic the red pepper that the grandmothers raised and used. It cured all the juvenile ills we have enumerated and many more. So great and quick was its magic that many a boy, who had such a sore attack of colic, croup or cold that he was sure he couldn't go to school, was cured at the mere sight or smell of its steaming tea, and sent bounding off to school as sound as a trivet and as merry as a cricket Indeed, sudden cures have been known at the mere mention of it Older peo ple, too, men who were a little afraid of working out all day in the damp or of digging in a well, and who now think whisky the medium of warding off pos sible chills, were often saved by grand mother's red-pepper tea. What has become of the redpepperP And how did it happen that just as it went cut of fashion diphtheria came in, and with it a dozen other throat dis eases with long and mysterious names and none 01 which medical science,- which has made the slowest progress of all -the sciences, is able to treat with much success? Our grandmothers kept the young and old throats of their gen eration cured np with red and cayenne pepper, and warded oft many other dis eases with them. What, since they have disappeared, has taken their place, or is doing their work? Something, whatever it is, that doesn't cure. A gentleman who was a boy thirty years ago, said yesterdays "The reason there is so much diphtheria is because Seople have quit raising the red pepper." 'he man he was talking to had a sore throat, and was trying to stave it off till night with some of the gargles and washes of the later day, so as to get his day's work done, and yet was growing worse all the time. The apostle of the red pepper Baid: "Throw that stuff away and $end out and get a little vial of brandy, and fill it one-fourth full of cayenne pepper, and put the cork of it to your tongue every half hour, and your sore throat will begin to heal at once, and your voice quit being squeaky." It was done, and it did. Later in the day a gentleman trained in medical science, but not practicing it and so not conceited in its latter day nature, came in. and was asked: "How does this red pepper cuise my throat that is, how does it act?" He replied: "It acts as a local stimulus; and in two ways strengthens the dis eased parts of the throat and prevents the growth of any false matter heats and relaxes, stimulates and tones red pepper always does that" He added: "The world would be a great deal bet- "teFonTand" a great "dealhea1thtefr M it- used more of it" So, while the modern doctor stands puzzled and perplexed and unsuccess ful before diphtheria, and while medical science can do no more to control or cure it than when it first appeared some twenty-live years ago, and while some times four or five children die of it yet in a single family, why not revive the good old plan of grandmother's of watching the children's throats all the time, detecting the first trace of trouble, and then using the old-fashioned red pepper to fight and ward off the disease while it is incipient and before it be comes rooted? Doctors will laugh at it But doctors always have laughed at the best people to cure the tuck and ward off sickness in the world the goodold women, wise in experience, healing in their nursing, and those who have raised large fami lies of their own, and helped to raise and save all the weakly young children in the neighborhood, and any one of whom is worth more in the sick room of a child ill with children's troubles, than all the doctors in town. We propose the restoration of the red-pepper to its old place in family favor, aud to its undoubted usefulness. We believe grandmothers can take it, and with proper care by beginning in time, beat all the doctorsyet in fighting the dread diseases of the throat, and in saving the children from their ravages. Des Moines State Register. Cleariag MiMy Water witk Alia. It is not universally known as it should be that muddy water may be cleared with a comparatively very small quanti ty of alum. It is a peculiar property of this substance that, when in solution, it will combine with the most foreUm nar- tides in suspension, or even in solution. In fact on tnis property is founded the manufacture of the lakes used in paint ing, the dissolved coloring matter being precipitated by alum. In the same man ner, all dirty coloring matter in a pailful of water may be precipitated by dissolv ing in it a piece of alum as small as a hickory nut or even smaller, according to the degree of impurity of the water. Simply dissolve the alum, stir up, and let it settle. Along the Missouri and Mississippi Rivers this method is fre quently employed. When no excess of alum is used this also is mostly carried down in the deposits. Household. Youths' Departmeut. the elf?sh ouster. There once was a selfish old Oyster. Who lived llk'j a monk in a cloister, 8afely housed in his shell. Like tho monk in his coll. Though tho bivalve's apartment was moisten Anchored tight in the mud of the bay This lazy old partr did stay. Nor cared he to roam Very far from his home; For exertion, he thought, did not pay. And you will be wondering, I think. What he did for his victuals and drink. Well, the Oyster was sly. And when young crabs came by. He would catch them as quick as a wink. Then In him the poor crabs had to stay, Till In time they had melted away. So tho Oystor got fatter. And the crabs but no matter For crabs have no souls, people say. w And oho!" said the Oyster, said he; What a lucky old party I be! Like a king in his pride I wait here, and the tide Every day brings my living to me." But there came a grim Star-fish, who spied Our friend lying flat on his side; For the greedy old siuner Had just had his dinner. And now could not run had be tried. With a spring to the Oyster he came. And he threw his five arms round the same He shut off his broath. And he squeezed him to death. Then he ato him, nor felt any shame. The point of this story, my dears. Just "as plain a a pikostnft" appears. But please give attention, While bric:ly I mention The moral again, for your ears. Don't be greedy and live but to oat. Caring only for bread and for meat; Nor selfishly dwell AH ulono in your shell Don't lie oyslcrj, in abort, 1 repeat But you'll find it much better for yea To be kind, and unselfish, and truo: Than yi'ti'll not lack a friend Your caue to defend. When a Star-fish rolls Into your view. George J. irtbsUr. in SL A'fcftoUfc RAISING HIS OWN FRUIT. An Kxainple for Boya in the Country. " I think there never was a boy who did not love to eat every kind of fruit!" This sage remark was made by Fred Can field to his elder brother as they looked wistfully over the fence between their qwn fruitless garden and Mr. Black's very tempting orchard, which in the proper season produced abundantly apples, pears, grapes, peaches, plums, apricots and all the small fruits known to the intelligent gardener. Just at that moment Mr. Black himself appeared among the trees, and Fred, forgetting his usual modestv. called out: "Mr. K!?iidr mnv T tnlro uninp nf thoso minlcw ! that hang over the fence?" For sonic unaccountable reason the gentleman spoken to was not in his usual mood of generosit3r, and, answer ing the boy quite roughly, replied: " Wh3 don't rou grow apples for your self?." Poor Fred, who was already moving towards the attractive tree, turned quickly away, and the tears started in his eyes. " I told 3ou not to ask him," said his brothers, reproachfully, "but you paid no attention to me; you will mind me, next time, I think." " I will have fruit of my own, next time!" said Fred, suppressing asoband dryingjiis tears lest any one might see his mortification; for a spirit of inde- tendence had been awakened by the ate affront "There is not a tree in our garden," said his brother, "and you know the place is not our own; if 30U were to plant trees you might never eat the fruit" "It will be good for other bo-s then," said Fred, with determination 'in his tone. "I will plant them, and I may eat of the fruit too!" His brother laughed at this newly formed resolution; but it only fixed more firmly Fred's manly and indepen dent decision, and he began at once to learn the season for planting the differ ent kinds of fruit-trees. Without losing a day, he was soon at work laying out a bed for strawberries. The plants were procured from a neighbor, who was digging up some of his and who said that any one who wanted them might have them. Fred next found two nice apple trees growing wild in the wood. As they were just the size for transplanting, when November came he removed them to his little garden. A young plum tree was uug up from the fence, with his neighbor's permission, and sev eral peach trees, which came up of themselves the spring before, and stood in a cluster in the back 3ard all were transplanted to the new garden. Some grape-vine cuttings were carefully planted in a damp comer near a high wall, and a cherry tree from the road side found its place in Fred's orchard in the early spring. Our little gardener was more and more interested day by day, as he watched the growth of his trees. His delight was Doundless, however, when he saw the strawberries put forth blos soms." "Now," saidhe, "I shall say nothing about them till they are ripe, and then surprise mother with a dish of strawberries and cream." Fred was not sparing with the watering-pot, and when other boys were romping along the street he was found in his garden, pulling up weeds, train ing his grape-vines, or, after sunset, sprinkling the young plants with water. In the meantime he learned how to crraft and bud his trees and, when an opportunity cSiiSCd, he added another tree or picked up some new information about the cultivation of fruit The fourth of July had come, bright and lovely, after a heavy rain of the night before. Fred was out in his gar den at sunrise, for he expected some thing of interest there. Imagine his delight when he saw his strawberries red with ripe clusters. He gathered some of the finest, and by the time breakfast was ready he had a dish of beautiful berries placed by his mother's plate She, too, was delighted, and praised the fruit All the family tasted them, of course, and bis little sister clapped her hands and said: "How nice, to have fruit growing in our own garden ! " Fred's vines bore some bunches of grapes the second year, and the grafts which he set in the young trees all did well. His garden was a source of great pleasure to nim, and he never tired of showing to his friends his thriving and promising orchard. In a few 3'ears he had . apples and pears, cherries and plums, apricots and peaches, and differ ent kinds of small fruit No wonder the boy was proud to hear his mother tell a friend from a distance: . "We seldom bu3' fruit now; Fred grows it all in our own garden." This little gardener had now grown up to be a 3'oung man, and his lather had procured for him a situation in a business house in a distant town. " I want to go very much," said he, " but what will become of my garden when I am away?" " wul take care of it" said his little brother, " and if it is not as fine when you return as when you leave it you can blame me for neglect" Though Fred grew up and prospered in other pursuits, his garden never lost its attractions and pleasant memories, and when, .in after years, he revisited the home of his boyhood, before taking a seat in the house, he had to take a Ul. .U-nU t.n oawlon Isvnlr of- muium uirougu uic gcu, inD. the trees which his own hands had planted years before. If the thousands of boys who read this would follow this boy's example, they would find a useful and delightful occu pation for their -spare moments, and their' work would be a source of inex haustible pleasure to the end of life. The fruit is sweetest of all when the trees that-bear it has been planted by our own hands. Rev. R. Hi Craig, in N. Y. Observer. The Best Kind or Fooling. Jack andoKitty sat 03- the fire one windy March evening, popping corn. "Tell you what, Kitty," said Jack. "I've thought of a boss April-fool joke to play on that new boy across the road. He s so honest and solemn, you can fool him just as easy." "What is it?" "Oh, I'll take a chip and write on it April-Fool,' and wrap it in a paper, then Pll put another paper on the out side of that, and so on, lots and lots of .papers till I have a big bundle. Pll write on the outside, Henry Johnson, from a friend,' and the last thing before I go to bed the night before April-Fool'a da3 I'll run over and hang it on their door-knob." "Won't some of them see you ?" " No danger. They always go to bed early over there I suppose because his mother is too poor to sit up and burn out wood and lights. But they get up early in the morning. He'll go out to the pump for some water, and find the bundle, and he'll think he's got some thing nice. Won't he be well fooled when he gets it all undone and finds nothing but a chip ?" "He"s got a sister not quite as big as I am," remarked Kitty, not seeming to enter into the sport as heartily a Jack did. "Come here," children," called their mother from the sitting-room; "and I'll suggest an improvement on Jack's plan. I dare say Mrs. Johnson would remember that it was the first of April, and tell Henry not to expect to find any thing in his bundle. So a surer way to fool him would be to put something inside. There are the rubber-boots you had last 3-ear, you know. Jack, and the3' were so small you only wore them a tride. You might do tht'm up forHen r3", and they would be very nice for him to wear in this spring mud. "Mother," said Kitty, "there are my copper-toed boots that "I outgrew last 3'ear. Couldn't I put them in for the little girl?" "Certainly, dear." Not man3' evenings after, 3'ou might have seen Jack and Kitty very bus3 in the kitchen. The rubber-boots and copper-toed ones were tied up in a snug package, and over that was wrapped no end of papers, till the uunule was al most as large as Kitty herself. Jack wrote the address, and ran over with it at bed-time, as he proposed. The Wid ow Johnson's light had been out for an hour, for the children had kept watch. She found the bundle when she first got up the next morning, and carried it in 10 inc cniKiren. xou must remem ber it is the first of April," she said, with a smile, "and you mustn't expect to find much in this, if it is heavy." " Oh yes, it is April-Fool's day, isn't it?" laughed Henr " Well, they can't fool us now, can the-. Sis? But we'll undo the papers. The3'll come hand for a good many things, and we shall find a stone or a brick at the last end." So the children had lots of sport un wrapping the papers, and they were most thorough' fooled when at last the very boots they had so much needed came to view. "I'd like to be fooled this way every year," cried Henry, storming about in his new boots. "So would I," chimed in his little sister, looking happily down at the copper-toes. Youth's Companion. Core of Lamps. Considering the number and variety of kerosene lamps in use, it seems a lit tle strange how few there are who fully understand the care of them. There is avast difference in both the quantity and quality of light given by a" well trimmed and a badby-trinimed lamp, and it is surprising to me that any one of ordinary observation can be satisfied to use a badby-trinimed lamp or an imperfects-cleaned chimney. Yet it is a fact that out of the many thousands of lamps in use there are but very few that are trimmed as they should be, or have perfectly cleaned chimneys. It is not only careless housekeepers and servants who make this mistake; it is, many times, those who are careful, but fail from the want of proper knowledge upon the subject First of all, a lamp-wick should never be trimmed with anything but a sharp trimmer, be it one of the many patented implements now in use, or simply a pair of scissors. The latter is the best Let them be sharp, and used for no other purpose, wiping them well after using. It is generally thought the best wa3' to cut a lamp-wick is to round the corners, thus preventing the flaring of the blaze and the breaking of the chimney. Others, again, simply break the charred wick with the fingers, supposing that it will then burn more evenly, but in both these ideas they are mistaken. Great care is necessary in the trimming. The wick should be cut below the burnt part, and. parallel with the top of the burner. Then you are sure of its being straight, and of having a bright light. Now comes the care of the chimney. Unless they are well cleaned, no matter how well trimmed the wick may be, if the chimney does not receive the proper attention the lamp will give very unsatisfactory light In cleaning chimneys, many are again mistaken, as they wash them, and, as they suppose, wipe them perfectly dry. In this they many times fail, and the result js, the-chimnsy-brcaks whenjhey ieast expect it I have found, after many trials, that the best wa3 is never to wash them. Siniply blow your breath into and on them, rubbing quickly with paper, the softer the better. Do this until your chimne3 looks clear and clean. Then 3ou have no fear of their being damp and apt to break, at the same time 3'ou avoid the particles of lint that are apt to adhere to the glass if cloth is used. This care given to both wick and chimney will be a thousand times re paid, if 3'ou care to have a bright and good light Caution: Be careful to keep the ventilating tube on the burner al wa3's open and clean. Remember, also, the well-known fact that heat expands and cold contracts; so, if 3-ou would avoid having the chimneys broken, nev er subject a lighted lamp to a draught of cold air, nor place it where cold water ma3' "splash on tho chimney; and, too, the oil should be replenished every day, and never be suffered to get below the reach of the wick. Prairie Farmer. Buying Bottom Lands. A year or two ago aMichiganderwho was in New Orleans thought it would be a nice thing to own some real estate in the South, and he wasn't long in dis covering a Mississippian who could ac commodate him. tor what he consid ered an extraordinar' cheap price the Wolverine took in five hundred acres of Vhat the other called rich bottom lands, and came home with his hat on his ear. This last winter he found a Detroiter who was going down that way and asked him to run over the farm and see what sort of property it was. A letter was received from the traveler the other day, which read: " I didn't run over your purchase, but I did the next best thing I sailed over it The name of the lake is Lake De spair, and your bottom lands are at the bottom of the lake. Didn't see any I ricmt nf a. nmn on them, but nresume ' ... , r a LI. ? ...: 1 yOU W1U nave no trouoie in growing ai- hgators twenty feet long. H you want the other 22,000 acres I think they can be had at the same price. Please writ at once." Detroit Free Press. Mary Swain had her "spine twisted" in a crowded car of the Continental Pas senger Railway, at Philadelphia, and a court awarded her $12,000 damages. This Is probably the largest back pay 1 ever drawn by a woman. Free Press. Commissioners Proceedings. May 2d, 18S2. At- roll call, all present. On application of Julius Rudat for a private road, Jacob Ernst, Wm. Lamb and C. D. Clother were appointed Com missioners to appraise the damage. Bond of Fox, Canfleld & Co., for the building of Looking Glass and Beaver bridges was approved. Contract for building Sculley's bridge was awarded to Fox, Canfleld fc Co., for the sum of 5610. Commissioner Hudson was appointed to ascertain the best route for the Rob erts and Moraii roads. J. J. Macken filed application to sell liquor in the town of Platte Centre. Wendel Escbelbaclier tiled application to sell liquor iu the town of Humphrey. Applicants were instructed to publish notice, as required by law. Recess until 1 o'clock, P. M. At 1 o'clock, P. M., all present. Minutes of previous meetiug were read and approved. Commissioner Hudson was appoint ed to ascertain the uumber of culverts necessary on Meyers' road. P. W. Schmitz was appointed road over&eer for District No. 11, to fill the vacancy caused by the removal of J. E. Godfreys The petition of John Walker and oth ers for location of county road and vaca tion of former road, was granted. Petition to build a new bridge at A. Mathey's was laid over. Lumber for culvcrU at Lubker'a and Postle's was granted. ' Bond of Henrj' Wasserbergcr, road overseer, approved. Clerk was instructed to ascertain the kind of personal propertj tax assessed to W. N. McCandlish, in Colfax county, for the year 18S1. Applications for culverts 011 Meridian road were granted. Commissioner Hudson was instructed to remove Mrs. Tigner and Mrs. Child to St. Maiy's Hospital. Clerk instructed to furnish lumber to roadoverseer Saalfeld to build a bridge across Toby creek. Bills allowed on bridge fund: August Schneider, work for Jack son bridge. $12 00 Ernst, Schwartz & Co., nails and Hugh Hughes, lumber.. 50 40 Adjourned to M:i3' 3d. May 3d, 18S2. At roll call, present Commissioners Hivet aiuLHuilsoii, and Staufler, Clerk. Commissioner Hudson was instructed to procure two dozen road scrapers. The Commissioners reported on exam ination of Loup and Platte bridges, that the Loup bridge is in fair condi tion and that the Platte bridge needs immediate repairs at north upproach. Commissioner Hudson was thereupon authorized to procure the necessar3 protection. P. W. Schmitz, roadoverseer's bond was approved. Board adjourned to Ma' 2nd, at 10 o'clock, A. M. Joux Staoffer, County Clerk. Ulllk om u I'arn Crop. Many farmers who keep inferior cows, give them poor care, and make a miserable quality of butter think there Is no profit iu keeping cows to produce milk. It is questionable, however, if there is a more profitable farm crop than milk. To make mouey out ol milk it is necessary to keep good cows, to give them the best oi (ood, to bestow proper care, aud to have a market near at hand. A re port is published of the profits ot a herd of thirty-three cows belonging to Mr. Charle Millard, ol Lake Mills. Wis., during the year 1881. No ac count is kept of tho uiilk cousumed at home during the time. The owner ol the cows Fold at the creamery at Lake Mills 224,486 pounds oi milk, for which he received $2,307 25. This ia an average of over $71 per cow. Pork worth $600 was also made trom skimmed milk brought back from the factory. Ten calves were raised that were valued at $100. The total re ceipts lor the cows were $3,067 25, or neatly $100 per cow. Oi course hard work was required to produce feed for these cows during the lime they were kept in stahles, and constant care was needed to draw the milk at the proper time and to take it to the creamery. But the puiii ol money re ceived was large, and receiving cash for larm products at the end of every week or month is an important con sideration. Many farmers who pro duce little but grnin receive money -but once a year, and are obliged to buy mt)8t-Ul' their supplier ou credit. The credit syHtcm has beeu the ruin of man j farmers. It has caUeSil them to buy injudiciously and to pay large prices. Dairying, as at present con ducted, is a cash buelness, aud on that account has special claims on the attention of fanners. PKICKS OK SHOUT IIOKNS. The public hns, been informed ma ny times during the past tew years that "the bottom has fallen out of the short-horn busiiiesB," and that hereaf ter animals of this breed will sell at low prices. Manv have declared that the Hcrefords aud polled Angus were coming cattle tor beef, and that the Jerseys aud Ayreshires would dis place all other breeds in first-claa dairy herds. When it was announc ed that Hon. M. II. Cochrane, of Can ada, would sell all his duchesses and most of Iiis Bales strain of short-horns at the Union stock-yard on the 18ilf of April, many concluded that he was preparing to retire from the businods of breeding the stock he had yiveu so much attention to, aud was about to give hif attention to other kinds of cattle. When the day of sale came he made a neat little speech, iu which he declared that nhort-hnriis were his "first love" and would probably be his last, and that it was his intentiou lo breed them bo long as he "owned a hoof." The salo called. together the beat breeders in the United States and Canada, and the bidding was spirited. Twenty-three animals were sold, and brought the large, sum of $49,095. The cow bronght $14,200, a d one sold for $8,500. The average pi Ice paid for the lot of cattle was 2,081 25. It is evident from these figures that short-horns are still in favor, and that they will not soon go out of fashion. There may be better rattle, but short-horns are still regard u as pretty good. The circumstance that the number of short-horns in the conutry is very large and is fast in creasing does not seem to operate to bring down the price of very nupe rior animals. On the other band it appears to have the contrary effect. The more animals there are of this breed, the greater is the desire to bring them np to a still higher stand ard. Chicago Times. KENDALL'S SPAVIN CURE! IT Cl'KFS SPAVIN?, Sr LINTS, UIN bonks, cunns and ALLS JIII.AK BLEV. IS11ES AND 1CI MOYKST1IK ItUNUi WITHOUT BLlSThi:-ING. . flP3kENDALL'sVV. sgggjCkMXttfAg. KBNDALVS SPAVIN ITRE! It ha cured thousands of cases and IsMestined to cure millions and millions KENDALL'S SPAVIN CIFR1! Is the onl poiitive cure known, and to show what thN remedy will do we give I a a sample of i-a.-es cureilby it, a statement which was GIVEN UNDER OATH. To Whom it 3Iay Concern. In the year 1S73 I treated with "Kendall's Spavin Cure," a bone spavin of several months' growth, nearly half a9 larye as a hen egg, and completely stopped tho lameness and removed the enlargement. I have worked the horse ever inet; very hard, and he never has h-en lame, nor could 1 ever see any difference in the size of the hock joint ir.ci I treated him with -'Kendall's Spavin Cure." It. A. G A INKS. Enoslmrgh Falls. Vt.. Feb. i", '19. Sworn and Mili-oribcd to before me this 25th day or Feb.. a. d. 1ST!. Jonx C.Ikxnk. Justice of I'eaee KENDALL'S SPAVIN CURE: ON HUMAN FLESH it has been ascertained by repeated tri ite to be, the very best liniment ever used for any deep sealed pain of lomj standing or of short duration. Alio for COIiNS, It UNIONS. F HOST-BITES or any bruise, cut or lameness. Some are ufraid to use it on hirnan Jlesh simply becaxise it is a horse medicine, but you shoidd remember that "what is good for BEAST' is good for MAN, and ice know from Experience th at "KENDALL'S SPAVIN CUBE'' can be vied on a child 1 near . old with perfect safety. Its Effects are wonderful on human flesh and it does not blister or make a sore. Try it and be conduced. KENDALL'S SPAVIN fJTJRE; IT Read below ol" its wonderful eflects ag a liniment for the hu an family. IIkmatitk. .Mioum, Aiui.t 'JO, 1SS0. B. J. Kkndali. & Co.. (tKXTS: I am so overjoyed hi view ol the result of an ap plication of your KcmlallV Spavin Cure that iYi-el that I ouht for Hum.-initk-.' sake publish it to the world. About thirty-live years as;o while ridirnj a voting ugly hone, I was injured in one of my testicle, a'nd from 'that tun to three weeks ago a fdow but constant enlargement lian been the result, givimr me a great amount of trouble, almust entirely preventing me from horseback ridina, which was iny- usual way ol" traveling. I saw a notice of your Konda P "p:i iu i 'are, never once thought ofit foranything except for horse's, but after receiving he medicine and reading over what, it was good for, feeling terribly exercised about mv ditlieiiltv. for I had consulted many physicians and none gave me any specific but. when it could be endured no longer to remove it with the knife. I applinl our Kendalls Spavin Cure as an experiment, aud it was so painful in its application tli:i I concluded not to repeat it and thought no more abi. ut it until near .i weekv and lo and behold oue-balr the size wa gone, with joy I could scarcely behrve it, i hnmediatelv ap plied it over again, and have made iu all about Ji dozen applications running 'over a space of two weeks and the terrible enlargement is almo-t goc. in lew ot" which I cannot express my feelings of delight. It has been a (Sod send to me. mav he send to others With like troubles, John Kick. Pastor of Hematite Cougregatioual Church. P. S. You are at liberty to put this iu any shape von may pleae. I am not ashamed to have my name under, over or by the side ol' it. KENDALL'S SPAVIN CURE! Kendall's Spavin Cure is sure in its effects, mild in its action as it docs not blister, yet it Is penetrating and powerful to reach any de.p seated p tin or to re move any bony growth or any other enlargement it' Used lor Several days, such as spavins, splints, callous, sprains, swelling, any lameness and all enlargements of the joints or limbs, or rheumatism in man and for any purpose for which a liniment is used for man or beast. It is now know it to be the best iiiiim nt for in. m ever tfed acting mild yet certain in its effects. It is Used iu full strength w It la perfect safety at all seasons of the year. Send address for Illustrated Circular, which we think gives positive proof, of its virtues. No remedy ha met with ueli iiiiUillli'd -ueess to our knowledge, lor beast as well as man. Price $1 per bottle, or siv bottles for $.". ALL DRUGGISTS have it or can get it for you. or it will be sent to anv address ou receipt or price, by the propnetois, 48 Dr. B. J. 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