J . ! THE JOURNAL. WEDNESDAY, APRIL iO, 1SS2. Ztitr: it tie ?:'.::, C:lsaiis. Sii.. a: :s::ai euu : What To Do Winter Ercnings. The truth of the old saying that "all f7ork and no play makes Jack a dull boy" has never been disputed, and it is arell, when practicable, that the work and play should be so regulated and ad justed that at no time should there be too much or too little of either. Hence it is that we have always approved the observance of all legal holidays and the making of as many more, that the laws do not recognize, as possible. But the Tanner's work must be done in its prop er time, if it would be well done. "If pou don't drive your work, your work will drive you," and there are times vhen the loss of the labor of one day on farm can not be made up in a week. Not only must hay be made while the iun shines, but all other departments of farm labor must receive attention when it is demanded, or los3 will result. With few exceptions, from early spring until the snows and frosts of winter make their appearance, there is no time for real leisure or relaxation for the farmer. He must work from daylight till dark, and is too weary to enjoy what of even ing; there m. But in winter rt is different. He has his labors and duties then, to be sure, bat they are not so many or so arduous as in the summer; and 'when the long evenings come the question, "Whatshau we do to-night?" is asked in many & home circle. Man is a social animal, and he who does not associate with his neighbors omits a duty he owes both to them and to himself. Without society no one is morally full grown. We gain from others by our intercourse with them, and they gain from us in return. The religious societies found in almost every neighborhood furnish to a certain extent opportunities for the exchange of social courtesies. Besides the stated services on Sunday, there are the usual weekly meetings, where the neighbors gather with kindly feelings; and al though we would not class such meet ings with social gatherings, there can be no doubt that the coining of men in kindly contact with each other is of real benefit to all. But besides these there should be in very rural district other gatherings of the people. There should be a Farmers' Club regularly organized aud holding stated meetings for discussion of ques tions previously agreed upon, as well as of such as may arise at the time. These meetings should be as free from stiffness and formality as possible. We know how difficult it is for many who are un accustomed to it to put their thoughts into words. Others can not speak wbon standing for the purpose. The sound of their voices seems to drive away the power of thought. Others, good con versationalists, make entire failures when attempting anything like a speech or an address. But there are few who can not say something, if permitted to do it in their own way, that will be of interest to others. There should be other neighborhood meetings of an entirely social character, where young and old can meet together, and all be young again so far as concerns the throwing off the cares that growing years must bring. There are games and sports in which, for the hour, all may join, with not only freedom from harm, but with decided benefit to all. As we write, we wonder if in all our broad land there is a place where any thing like the New England spelling schools of forty years tgo has an exist ence. We see now in memory the old school house, with its long benches around the sides, hacked and cut by the ever-busy knife cf the traditional Yan kee boy; with its dim light, from tallow dips set in potato holders ; with its an tagonistic rows of boys and girls well Tersed in the contents of Webster' eaellinr book, showing a spirit of deter mination worthy of the cause, and with interested parents proud of the ortho- Siphical attainments of their children, ose spelling schools are worthy of resuscitation, and some of the winter evenings can be spent in no better way. Bet4 neighborhood gatherings are only eecasionat, and there is a winter eve ning at the close of every winter day. Blessed is that home where the family is sufficiently largOjto make a social cir ele in itself. What opportunities are afforded for mental culture. Reading is always in order, and no member of any family should be excused from tak ing his or her turn in reading aloud, aot only for the pleasure or instruction of others, but for his own benefit. There are but few good readers in the community not one where there might be and onght to be a hundred. Music, loo, ought to be cultivated in every home circle. All can not sing well, but there are very few who have not the gift to an extent sufficient at least to take a part with others of the fam ily. We believe there is nothing more powerful in preserving unison and ce menting affections than music, both vo cal and instrumental. There are many games that should be encouraged. .One of the first endeav ors of the head of a family should be to make home pleasant. Many young men have been allowed, if not driven, to seek amusements in other places that they should have found at home, and in places where the company was such as to lead to their final downfall and de struction. Offer, then, all the induce ments in your power to your boys to help you make home pleasant for them and the whole family. There are innu merable games fitted for a winter's . evening. Chess and checkers, although they may not be biassed with the social games, rank among the highest, if we consider their connection with the in tellect. The game of authors, of history, of biography, and a hundred others, furnish amusement for the house, and, if well played, are of real benefit to the players. Let the evenings of this present win ter, or a part of them at least, be given up to proper social amusements, and, our word lor it, the coming spring time - will find none who engage in them the less fit for the labors before them, but rather stronger in all respeets, physical, . aiental, aud moral. N. . Sun. About Lobsters. Many lobsters are taken from the cean in this vicinity, the. business being pursued in these waters both by island ers and fishermen from neighboring, ports. Traps used here differ somewhat in size ana shape from those employed on the neighboring grounds. "A light frame of pine, from three to four feet in length and from one to two feet in width and depth, is covered by laths or other light slats, placed about half an inch apart. A funnel-shaped mouth, of pointed slats or netted cord, is made at one end, large enough for the ingress of a lobster, and just within and immedi ately in front of the mouth the fisherman tangs his bait, the head of a cod or blue fish, or part of the body of some other Ash of smaller value. The lobster ex amines the bait and explores the open iag with an excess of caution that ehoold, but does not, prevent his enter Hmg. But he soon feels entirely satisfied that all is right, when he turns and backs in. He appears to realize at once , taat he is caught, and endeavors to get at; but, strange as it may seem, al though he examines the opening again mmL again, it never seems to enter his ftiad to torn and back out as he came ft. Captivity seems to rob him of ap- & te, for it is seldom that he will touch bait which led him in,, and waiek is I now within his reach. Confinement seems to rob him of any power ol speech which he may possess, or per haps, like some human being, he takes a malicious pleasure in seeing others share his misfortune; for he will give no warning when another, lured by the bait, investigates the opening, and sometimes a dozen or more will be taken by the same trap. Not unfrequently, however, they will so far forget their "anxietv to escape as to fight most lustily with their strong claws, which are sometimes wrenched from their bodies, but this does not cripple them permanently, for it is not long before another claw grows just as good as that lost, except that it is a little smaller. A lobster is supposed to retain his shell until the latter part of bis fifth summer, when another shell forms with in, cracking and gradually crowding off the old covering. Until this change oc curs a lobster is not considered suitable food, and any one can judge by the length of the fish whether he has moulted or not, the change never being made before the animal is nearly or quite ten inches in length. After this, the shell changes yearly. In accord ance with this fact, a stringent law" has been passed for the protection of the public,forbiddingany fisherman to sell or expose for sale any lobster less than ten inches in length, exclusive of the claws. The law is generally obeyed to the letter by fishermen who sell their catches in the shell, but a great many lobsters below the lawful size are carried away by smacks in their salt water wells, where they can be kept alive for a long time, and sold to canning establish ments, whose goods are too much broken up in canning for measurements to be applied with much certainty. Lobsters generally pass the winter in deep water, coming in with the approach of warm weather, the larger, as a rule, appear ing first. Early m the season the catch is mainly of large fish, which are so sharply pursued that toward the latter part of July, and later, their numbers are diminished to such an extent that there is great temptation to the fisher man to -retain those which the law di rects him to return to the ocean. Many fishes hold lobsters' eggs in high esteem, but the mother lobster will defend them savagely with her powerful claws, and for better protec tion attaches them to her abdomen, as many as 12,000 having been counted upon a single fish. When hatched, however, thousands of defenseless lob sters are devoured by their enemies, and if man, also, is to be permitted to prey upon them before they are five years old, we can hardly hope that the supply will long remain as abundant as in the past. Providence Journal. I.' Mormonism's .Recruits. Since the death of Elder William C. Staines, the agent of the Mormons in this city, the office which he occupied at No. 8 State street has remained closed and there has been no regular agency for the Latter Day Saints. During the year that has elapsed since the Elder died, the business of receiving the Mor mons who come from Europe to Ameri ca has been attended to almost solely by the Castle Garden authorities. Each party that comes is accompanied by an Elder, who takes charge of the people and sees that none of them stray from the fold or are enticed away by the wicked Gentiles of Gotham. Immediately upon the arrival of a party of Saints at Castle Garden, their baggage is placed in a pile in the rotun da, where it is carefully watched by a guard of Mormons appomtedfor the pur pose. These sentinels never leave their posts under any circumstances. Al though their duty is to watch the bag gage, it is said they are charged also to watch tbe brothers and sisters and see that their conduct is sufficiently circum spect. The Mormon immigrants from the Old World, as a class, are very poor. They have very little money, and the expenses of their transportation across the ocean and to their future homes in Salt Lake are defrayed by the Church of the Latter Day Saints. The money, however, is regarded as a loan, which must be repaid after the arrival of the immigrants in Utah. " Why is it that the Mormons who come to America are so destitute finan cially ?" is a question that is often asked. The reason is plain, when it is remem bored tliat these people were almost poverty-stricken in Europe before they started for America. Had they been well-to-do in the old country, they would not have pulled up stakes to seek homes in a strange land. They were discon tented with their lot in life, and the Mormon missionaries easily induce them to immigrate by representing Utah as a paradise on earth. The people are told that Utah is a land flowing with milk and honey; that the agriculturist has very little work to do, and that the crops grow almost spontaneously. According to the glowing accounts of the mission aries, the principal labor to be done is in the harvesting of the crops. They do not say that the corn grows already shelled in gourds at the tops of stalks, or that it can be emptied in a basket by a man riding on horseback between the rows; but tney do make representations equally extravagant. This picture of temporal comforts combined with the so-called spirital advantages induces the misguided people to follow their star of destiny toward the new world. The disappointment which they experience must be bitter indeed. "Are the arrivals of Mormons as nu merous this year as in previous years?" was the querry put to Supt. Jacksou at Castle Garden by a reporter of the Star. "The importations of Latter-Day Saints are falling off," was the reply, "but the decrease is not sufficient to warrant the hope that they will soon stop coming to our shores. The falling off pertains to the last month or two. The number arriving since the 1st of January last is 1,784. That is an in crease over the previous year, for which the figures were 1,685." Mr. Jackson then handed the reporter a table giving the number of arrivals for eight years previous to 1880, as fol lows : 1S72.... 1S73 174.... ...1.C80 ...2,481 ..2,075 ...1.575 1S76.... 1977 . lSlSa 1S9.... ....1,335 1.52J 1.940 .1.525 .The nationalities of the Mormons who arrived during the present year are shown as follows: From England... CGI From Walt-x C3 From S-.veden.... 431 From Scotland... 170 Fioiti ltuvdn...... 4ft From Denmark.. 349 From Switzerland 117 From Holland.... 4 From France From Italy 11 Total 1,784 It is somewhat singular that there are no Irish Mormons in the above list. The assertion is made that within the last twenty years not more than a dozen natives of the Emerald Isle have cast their fortunes with the Latter-Day Saints. The Irish people, as a rule, are very much opposed to polygamy. The men as well as the women' think it an unpardonable sin to have more than one wife. The Mormons are more clannish than any other class of immigrants arriving at Castle Garden. They do not asso ciate with their fellow-passengers on the steamships. It is their invariable cus tom too keep aloof in one portion of the steerage, which they insist upon having set apart for their especial use. They will neither eat, drink, nor be merry with Gentiles. This peculiarity in their character is the result of the teaching they receive from the Elders. Acw xork Scar. This is an odd comparison, but a very suggestive one: "It is as unrea sonable to expect good to come out of evil as it wonld be to take a hole to a cooper and ask him to make a backs round it." "Jimmy's" Experineats iritk a Steam Chair. I don't like Mr. Travers as much as I did. Of course I know he's a very nice man, and he's going to be my brother when he marries Sue, and he used to bring me candy sometimes, but he isn't what he used to be. One time that was last summer he was alwavs dreadful anxious to hear i from the Postoflice, and whenever he came to see Sue, and he and she and I would be sitting' on the front -piazza, he would say: "Jimmy. I think there must be a letter for me; Til give 'you ten cents if you'll go down to the Post office;" and then Sue would say: "Don't run, Jimmy; you'll get heart-disease if vou do;" and I'd walk 'way down to the Postoffice, which Ls pretty near half a mile from our house. But now he doesn't seem to care anything about his letters; and he and Sue sit in the back parlor, and mother says I mustn't go in and disturb them; and I don't get any more ten cents. Tve learned that it won't do to fix your affections on human beings, for even the bast of men won't keep on giv ing you ten cents forever. And it wasn't fair for Mr. Travers to get angry with me the other night, when it was all an accident at least 'most all of it; and I don't think it's manly for a man to stand by and see a sister shake a fellow that isn't half her size, and especially when he never supposed that anything was going to happen to her even if it did break. When Aunt Eliza came to our house the last time, she brought a steam chair: that's what she called it, though there wasn' t any steam about it. She brought it from Europe with her, and it was the queerest sort of chair, that would all fold up, and had a kind of footstool to it, so that you put 'ourlegs out aud just lie down in it. Well, one day it got broken. Tbe back of the seat fell down, and shut Aunt Eliza up in the chair so she couldn't get out, and didn't she just howl till somebody came and helped her! She was so angry that she said she never wanted to see that chair again. " and you may have it if you want it Jimmy, for you are a good boy some times when 3Tou want to be." So I took the chair and mended it. The folks laughed at me, and said I couldn't mend it to save my life; but I got some nails and some mucilage, and mended it elegantly. Then mother let me get some varnish, and I varnished the chair, and when it was done it looked so nice that Sue said we'd keep it in the back parlor. Now, I'm never allowed to sit in the back pa"rlor, so what good would my chair do me? But Sue said: "Stuff and nonsense, that boy's indulged now till he can't rest." So. they put my chair in the back par lor, just as if I'd been mending it on purpose for Mr. Travers. I didn't say anything more about it; but after it was in the back parlor I took out one or two screws that I thought were not needed to hold it together, and used them for a boat that I was making. That night Mr. Traverse came as usual, and after he had talked to mother awhile about the-weather, and he aud father had agreed that it was a shame that other folks hadn't given more money to the Michigan sufferers, and that they weren't quite sure that the sufferers were a worthy object, and that a good deal of harm was done by giving away money to all sorts of people, Sue said: " Perhaps we had better go into the back parlor; it is cooler there, and we won't disturb father, who wants to think about something." So she and Mr. Travers went into the back parlor, and shut the door, and talked very loud at first about a whole lot of things, and then quieted down, as they always did. I was in the front parlor, reading "Robinson Crusoe," and wishing I could go and do likewise like Crusoe, I mean; for I wouldn't go and sit quiet ly in a back parlor with a girl, like Mr. Travers. not if you were to pay me for it. I can't see what some fellows see in Sue. I'm sure if Mr. Martin or Mr. Traverse had her pull their hair once the way site pulls mine sometimes, they wouldn't trust themselves alone with her very soon. All at once we heard a dreadful crash in the back parlor, and Mr. Travers said Good something very loud, and Sue shrieked as if she had a needle run into her. Father and mother and I and the cook and the chambermaid all rushed to see what was the matter. The chair that I had mended, and that sne had taken away from me, had broken down while Mr. Travers was sitting in it, and it had shut up like a jackknife, and caught him so he couldn't get out It had caught Sue, too, who must have run to help him; or she never would have been in that fix, with Mr. Travers holding her by the wrist, and her arm wedged in so she couldn't pull it way. Father managed to get them loose, and then Sue caught me and shook me till I could hear my teeth rattle, and then she ran up stairs and locked her self up; and Mr. Travers never offered to help me, but only said: " I'll settle with you some day, young man," and then he went home. But father sat down on the sofa and laughed, and said to mother: "I artless Sue would have done better if she d have let the boy keep chair." his I'm very sorry, of course, that an ac cident happened to the chair, but I've got it up in my room now, and Pve mended it again, aud it's the best chair you ever sat in. " Jimmy Brownf t Harper's Young People. Story of the Ticker. In the receiving-room in the fourth story of the Western Union Building are six clerks with instruments before them. The central figure is the opera tor who receives all the dispatches from the reporters of the Stock Exchange. He writes them quickly and plainly on a slip of paper and sticks it in a frame in front of him. The frame is so placed that the two operators can see the fig ures plainly. The operator on the right runs the stock "tickers." and the one on the left the general news "tickers." The first-named operator has a set of black and white keys, precisely like a piano, set before him. The keys are marked with letters and numbers. That keyboard operates all the stock "tick ers" in this city and "tickers" as far away as Newark and Orange. The op erator reproduces every quotation. The general news operator takes only the more important quotations. He" also reproduces what appears on a tape of Kiernan's financial "ticker" that reels off before him. He works on a key board of different pattern, in which the keys are set in two concentric circles. These are the two great and impor tant divisions of the "ticker." It is .estimated that when business in the exchange is running at an ordinary rate a quotation can be caught by the reporter, telegraphed to the central office, be sent out again, and reappear on all tapes "inside of half a minute. When business is livelier the operators fall somewhat behind the quo tations, but five minutes is the extreme time of delay. A broker makes a sale, and before he can get back to his office, a few blocks away, it is there on the " ticker" ahead of him. The two other operators in the receiving room receive reports from the Mining Exchange and send them out on the mining -' ticker." There is another instrument in the room which records in telegraphic dots and dashes every dispatch received from the Stock and Mining Exchanges. It is in tended to act as a check on the reporters and the receiver if a dispute should arise oanreming a dispatch. Opposite the 'operators is a complete duplicate set oi instruments which they could at once use in case of accident to the other set. On the wall hangs the large gravity clock which regulates the time " tick ers." It is a wonderful piece of accu rate mechanism, and was made by Prof. James llamblct, the manager of the time service. It is regulated each day by dispatches from the observatories at Pittsburgh, Washington and Cambridge. The " tickers" in use in the city at the time of the report in November were: Stock, 867; general news, 126; cotton, 86; produce, 68; time, 82; min ing, 39; and Kiernan's financial. The Gold and Stock Telegraph Company controls individually all those tickers, except the last-named, which it manages for Senator John J. Kiernan. The Kittrnan financial "tickers" report only a few of the stock quotations, but give general financial news and any other news of interest from all over the" world. He controls the portion of the city below Chambers street. The same news is furnished above Chambers street by the general news " ticker" of the Gold and Stock Company. Besides having reporters in the Stock Exchange, the companv has similar re porters in the Mining, Produce and Cot ton Exchanges. Their reports are re ceived by operators in the large hall of the Western Union Telegraph Compar and are sent out from there. The time "tickers" are furnished to jewelers, railroads, and other offices where the exact time is desired. It is an adjunct of the time-ball, which falls at noon on the pole of the summit of the Western Union Building. The little instrument in a jeweler's shop beats every two sec onds, and at the beginning of each hour and quarter-hour strikes like an ordinary clock. "Tickers " are of two kinds of manu facture. Some print a continuous line on a narrow tape, and others print two lines on a wider tape, one being the title of the stock, and the other its price. The single line instrument is run by weights and the two-line or three-wire instrument is run by electrical power from the central office. The 1,563 or more "tickers" are on uinerent cir cuits, averaging from twenty to thirty " tickers" to a circuit. Each circuit is visited daily to see that it is in running order. The inspectors visit each "ticker" twice a week to clean it, ink the pads, supply tape, and a.Mertuin if it is iu good working order. The work of the " ticker" is not con fined to this city. Mr. George W. Scott, the Superintendent, furnished a report of the "ticker-." in operation by the company in other large cities. These "tickers" are, however, not worked direct from the New York offices. The quotations are sent to a central operator in the other cities, and he sends them to the "tickers." Among the cities having the greatest number of "tickers" are: Boston, 111; Chicago, 142; Balti more, 91; Cincinnati, 70: St. Louis, 69; Buffalo, 43; and Cleveland, 32. Asale on the Stock Exchange is known in Chicago within less than two minutes. The re porters and operators are so skillful that a mistake is rare. The brokers are quick to notice au error, and a correc tion is at once made. ..V. . Sun. Webster. When Webster failed, it was a moral failure. Intellectually, he ranks among the greatest men of his race or country. His mind was not profoundly original, nor did he have that unknown subtle quality rarely met with among statesmen or lawyers, but to be found in poets and artists, which men have agreed to call genius. We watch the feats of some superb athlete, and all that he does is impossible to us, far beyond our reach; but we understand how everything is done, and what muscles are needed. We observe the performances of an Eastern juggler; we see the results, we appreciate the skill, but the secret of the trick escapes us. This is true also of mental operations; it is the difference between the mind of Shakespeare and that of Pitt, a difference, not of degree, but of kind. Webster belongs to the athletes. We can do nothing but ad mire achievements so far beyond our grasp, and gaze with wonder upon a development so powerful, so trained, so splendid. But we can understand it all, both the mind and its operations. It is intellect raised to any power you please, but it is still an intellect, a form and process with which we are familiar. There is none of the baffling sleight of hand, the inexplicable intuitions of genius. Webster has been accused of appropriating the fruits of other men's labors to bis own uses and glory. This is perfectly idle criticism. Webster had the common quality of great ness, a quick perception of the value of suggestions and thoughts put forth by other men, and the capac ity to detect their value and use them; making them bear fruit instead of re maining sterile in the hands of the dis coverer. But after all is said, we come back to the simple statement that he was a very great man; intellectually, one of the greatest men of his age. He is one of the chief figures of our history, and his fame as a lawyer, an orator and a statesman is part of that history. There he stands before us, grandly vividly, with all his glories and all his failings. The uppermost thought, as we look at him, is of his devotion to the Union, aud of the great work which he did in strengthening and building up the na tional sentiment. That sentiment the love of Webster's life, proved powerful enough to save the Union in the hour of supreme trial. There is no need, and it would not be right to overlook or to forget his errors and failings, all the more grievous because he was so gifted. All men, even those who censure him most severely, acknowledge his great ness. But it is not his fame which will dead most strongly for him when his aults are brought to the bar of history to receive judgment It will be the thought of a united country the ideal of his hopes, the inspiration of the noblest efforts of his intellect which will lead men to say, even while they condemn: "Forgive him, for he loved much." Henry Cabot Lodge, in Atlantic Monthly. Fishlnir in a Corn-field. In Colorado is a ten-acre field, which is no more nor less than a subterranean lake covered with a soil about eighteen inches deep. On the soil is cultivated a field of corn, which produces thirty bushels to the acre. If any one will take the trouble to dig a hole the depth of a spade handle he will find it filled with water, and bjr using a hook and line fish four or five inches long may be caught The fish have neither scales nor eyes and are perch-like in shape. The ground is a black marl in nature, and in all probability was at one time an open body of water, on which accumu lated vegetable matter, which has been increased from time to time, until now it lias a cmst sufficiently strong and rich to produce fine corn, although it has to be cultivated by hand, as it is not strong enough to bear the weight of a horse. While harvesting the hands catch great strings of fish by making a hole through the earth. A person rising on his heel and coming down suddenly can see the growing corn shake all around him. Any one having sufficient strength to drive a rail through the crust will hnd on releasing it that it will disappear al together. Territorial Enterprise. " One of the first duties of a commun ity," says Mayor Means, of Cincinnati, in an interview, "is to protect its youth. Protect the boys first and they will pro tect the girls. For the first time in many years. Hemlock Lake, N. Y., Rochester's wa ter source, is entirely frozen orec FOREIGN W&SS1P. The great British war-ship v In flexible," tint cost $4,000,000, 13 pro nounced a failure. The late King of Sweden used to prance around nights iu disguise, and th') fact that he had a black eye about half the time was proof that he enjoyed himself. . The bootbl icks of London aro di vided into societies. One of them, known as the Saffron Hill, numbering sixty-six, has earned in the last twelve months between 3,000 and 4,00). The railway up Vesuvius, known as the Funicolare, is a French undertaking. It was started with a capital of 72,(X0 and costs 4,0J0 a year to maintain. In fifteen years the company expect to realize the entire capital, and as the lease from the Government runs thirty years there will remain fifteen years, for profits, which are estimated at fifteen per cut. after the working expenses are taken out. The company is insured in five French homes at four francs per 1,000. No English house was willing to insure it under ten franc. Everything about the road is said to be wall man aged. At the top there is a restaurant, and a good one. The development of the coal re sources and industry of Germiny has recently received much attention, due, in great part, to the encouraging char acter of tbe Hamburg exhibition of that mineral held some tim since. It i3 al leged that the Westphalian coal is su perior in heating power to English, and the investigations carried on by some of the most eminent geologists make it ap pear, though the statement is somewhat surprising, that Germany is in posses sion of coal-field incomparably more extensive than any that England can show. The Westphalian coal-basin, alone, it is said, is capable of producing, for seven centuries to come, the same quantity of best coal annually that Eng land noV yields ; and not only this, but the basin is not yet fully explored, and is believed to be capable of material ex tension. Mr. Robert Rnbson, of Newcastle, England, a retired policeman seventy two years of age, h:is come into posses sion of a fortune estimated at $1,250, 000, and which has been, it seems, in the hands of the Ecclesiastical Commis sioners since his grandfather was mur dered, in Manehest- r, 140 years ago. Mr. liohsen has been staying of late at a Newc.istle inn, and has been pestered beyond endurance, it is said, by the troops of relatives and friends which his sudden fortune has been the means of disclosing to his knowledge. Many of these relatives he did not know to ecist; others he had entirely forgotten. Among the number were three or four women who persistently affirmed that Rob;on was their lawfully wedded husband, and when he presented to them the woman who is truly his wife, they still refused to abandon their claim. Mr. Robson's lot thus far has not been any happier wit h his money than it formerly was without it. The Departed Year. Dey'arl88l am past an' gone for eber," said Brother Gardner as Samuel Shin let the stove alone. " I see nuffin' sad 'bout it nuffin' to call fur sighs an' tears an' groans which kin be heard two blocks away. We expec dey'ars to pass away. We expec time to keep dustin' right along. We expec to grow old, an' to hev gray hairs, an' to cotch do rheu matiz. Dat's what we am heah fur. If we could alius remain young an' pnrty, an' part our h'ar in de middle, an' w'ar yaller kids an' smell of cologne, de un dertaker an' de grave-digger would starve to d&ath. " My freus, in beginning de new year, doan' start out on de belief dat de louder you talk de mo' argynient ye hev. " Doan' imagine dat ebery man wida gift of gab am a bo'u orator. "When you hnd a quiet man doan rush off an' gin him credit fur wisdom. Some men doan' talk kase dey hev nuffin' to say. Silence am no mo' a sign of wisdom dan pound in' on an empty bar'l am a sign of war. "If argyment won't bring a manober to your side of de queshun knockiu' him down won't do any good. " De man who can run up a bill at de butchers' an' dodgo him for six months am not necessarily a statesman. ."De man who takes up de moas' sidewalk am not alius de pusson of de moas' consequence. A fifieen-cent drunkard wants mo' room in dis world dan a Judge of de Supreme Court. " Jealous' of your naybur am not ambishun. Slander am a weapon used only by cowards. Hopin' dese few re marks won't do you any partickilar in jury, we will now address ourselves to de usual programmy." Detroit Free Press. On the Hills of ,Cursiug. In a work just issued from the press "The Past and Present of the East" the author describes a recent visit to those once famous mountains, Ebal and. Gerizim, on which he spent a day. He states that he and a fellow-traveler as cended the latter, and they afterward proceeded to test the acoustic property of the valley between. To do this his fellow-traveler rode down Gerizim, across the vallev, and began to ascend r.uai, his "horse looking the size 01 an ant." After ascending a considerable distance, until he appeared but a faint dot on the hillside, he stopped. It had been arranged that the two should sig nal to each other when ready to speak, but that was now seen to bo hopeless, so, waiting until the dot appeard to have ceased to move, the author, the Rev. H. Jones, commenced to read aloud from a book, "feeling that he might just as well have thought of ad dressing the House of Commons from Lambeth Palace." After a while he Caused to hear the result. Great was is surprise when from the little dot on the hillside he heard the words of tho Twenty-third Psalm, and this in spite of tbe conversation carried on by some Turkish soldiers near. On the two meeting they found that each had heard the other with perfect distinctness. London Globe. Life iu the White Hon. President Arthur usually breakfasts between 9 and 10 a. m., and dines be tween 6 and 8 p. ra. Ills breakfast gen erally consists of two or three kinds of meat, fish, fowl, eggs, served in various styles, etc., and dinner is served in from six to ten courses. He is not very fas tidious in his tastes, although he barely eats what is known as a bailed dinner. Since he has been in the White House he has never intimated to Steward Crump his likes and dislikes concerning the manner his food should be prepared. He eats what is spread before him aud appears satisfied. The domestic corps of the Executive Mansion numbers nine persons. This does not include the driver, footman and ushers. "Miss Mary McGrath, who came with Mrs. Garfield, still remains in the position of house keeper. She has very pleasant manners, and seems to have a thorough under standing of her duties. Ann Eliza Her bert presides over the culinary depart ment She is well known in the city, having lived here a number of years. The rest of the servants have been em ployed at the White Houe for a num bers of years. Washington IsAtcr. Judge Gasliu, of Nebraska, told the Grand Jury that it was a "relic of bar bariism, a source of useless expense to the county, and no earthly consequence to the community." Jeff Davis's taanjtal failure. book is said to be a HOME AND FARM. Agriculture not only, gives riches to a nation,but the only riches she can call har own. Glycerine, to which a few drops of alcohol have been added, is an excel lent application for oilstones on which fine instruments are to be sharpened. The surface of cast-iron may be softened for turning and planing by im mersion for twentt-four hours in a solu tion of one part of nitric acid to four of water. When practicable a lane should ex tend from the barn-yard to the rear fields of the farm. Gates should be made to open from the lane into each field. A good way to use slioes of stale bread is to dip them in well-beateueggs, then, after frying ham, fry the bread in the ham gravy, adding a lump of but ter if necessary; fry tho bread until it is a light brown, and send to the table. But it is good also if fried in the fat cut from slices of steak or roasts. The yield per acre on Australian farms is as follows: The average of wheat per acre is 14 1-2 bushels this year, or one bushel less than the year before ; maize, 35 bushels, or one-third of a bushel less ; barley, 20 bushels, or one and one-half bushels less; oats, 19 bushels, or four bushels less ; potatoes, 2 2-3 tons, as against 3 1-4 tons last year, and hay, 1-8 ton. Buckwheat cakes are improved for some people by mixing the buckwheat with graham flour. Put about one third of graham with it. Start tho cakes at night with yeast a small tea oup of yeast to one quart of flour; mix with cool, not cold, water and set in a warm corner. Griddle cakes can be made of oatmeal by putting one-third of wheat flour with it. They require more time for cooking than buckwheat cakes do, and should be browned thor oughly. Iady Barker recommends airy bed rooms fo'r children. She says : "The fondest and fussiest parents do not al ways understand that on the most care ful attention and simple rules depend the straightuess of children's spines, the strength of their limbs, their freedom from coughs and colds, and, in fact, their general health. But few consider that half of a young child's life should be spent in bed. So that unless the at mosphere of the room they sleep in, the quality of the bed they lie on, and the texture of the clothes which cover them are taken into consideration, it is only half their existence which is being cared for." Canada Farmer. A correspondent of the American Manufacturer writes concerning clean ing lime-encrusted pipes : "As a sort of shop kink' I give you a curious experi ment tried on an engine water-supply )ipe that had become choked up with ime encrustation. After hammering it for an hour or two, and kindling a fire all over it, without any result, one end was pegged up, and about a pint of refined coal oil was poured in the other all it would hold leaving it to stand all night. The next morning the entire mass slid out, a solid lime core. Before trying this we thought of throwing the pipe away as useless, and getting a new one." Diseased Animals In the treatment of eurselves we are careful if we discharge the duties which we owe to ourselves to watch the pro monitory symptoms of disease, and en deavor to thwart the approach of dangoi at the earliest moment. If we have a cough we seek to allay it, before it be comes deeply seatcjl. If small-pox is prevalent we seek vaccination as a pre ventive, and in all particulars we are careful to ward off disease. The result is that thoe who are thus careful stand a very good chance of escaping sickness. But we fail too often to apply such rules of prevention in our care of domestic animals. So long as there is no marked appearance of disease among our herds and Hocks, we too seldom give the mat ter of possible disease a single thought. Rising in the morning, we feed the stock without thinking of possible sickness, and at night we feed it with the same degree of unconcern as to its health. It eats, and we are satisfied. But the fact of an appetite is not a sure sign of health, by any means. With human beings, eating takes the shape of habit to a considerable degree. A person who does not feel well, and really has no appetite, will frequently sit down to the table and eat quite heartily ; or the appetite may be unnat ural. We do not know why this should not be frequently true of our domestic animals also. Certainly they, too, are creatures of habit, and it is reasonable to suppose that sometimes they have unnatural appetites. But what are we to do? The most careful scrutiny can not alwavs discern disease in the speech less and uncomplaining brutes. But while that is true, it is also true that close inspection will often result in dis covering symptoms of disease. Entire herds and flocks have become diseased simply because the first individual cases were not discovered iu time to prevent general inoculation. It is not expected that a farmer and stock raiser who is unskilled in veterinary science can de termine what the trouble is with an ani mal that shows symptoms of approach ing distress. It may be something harmless, and it may be something dangerous ; and the very fact that the average man is unable to determine what the real character of animal dis ease is, is one great reason why the most scrutinizing care should be exer cised, to the end that the very first ap proach of a dangerous, a contagious, disease may be met. AH of our animals should be closely watched with a view of determining the condition of their health. If a cow, or a hog, or a sheep shows symptons of be ing out of health, the first question to be answered is, what is the matter? If you can determine this, and the disease is harmless, that is all there is to the matter, except to apply remedies to the individual case. But there should be no guess-work about it. We should be just as certain of the nature of the dis ease as we are of anything that is abso lutely sure. If we are not thus certain, the sick animal should be immediately removed from its companions, and con fined where it will not be apt to spread contagion, until it is ascertained what is the matter with it. It is most reckless to permit a sick animal to remain with the herd or flock, eating from the same racks or troughs, without knowing that it is not afflicted with .-0111c eontagious disorder. Certainly we can not expect to have our animals healthy in the very midst of contagion, and none of us do expect it. In this connection, it will be proper to notice the importance of stock-raisers being versed in veterinary science. It would not be practicable" for our older men to apply themselves to veterinary study, for it Requires years of applica tion, under competent instruction. Vet erinary books in the hands of the un skillful are not to be recommended. They are very like family doctor books in the hands of the family. They can not be taken up by anybody and made useful. Medicine is impotent enough in the hands of trained physicians, and it becomes a source of absolute danger when its application is attempted by the inexpenenced. But our younger men have the opportunities of pursuing retiuary studies abundantly offered. All of our agricultural colleges have a veterinary course, and it should be taken by every young man who intends to make stock breeding a business. Even afterward he may not be compe tent to treat all diseases in animals, but his knowledge will be an imseaae help to Mm.. Western Rural. KENDALL'S IT Cl'Ul-S .SPAVIN -PUNi, KING BONKS, t UHBS AND ALLSl.MILAUBLKM ISHKS AND KE- JIUVESTHK III .t li WITHOUT BLISTfcK-ING. KENDALL'S SPAVIN CUB1I It has cured thousands of cases and is destined to cure millions and millions more. KENDALL'S SPAVIN CUI1 Is the only po-iuve cure k-iown, and to show what thlt remedy will do we give here ai a sample of c.it" cureil by it. a statement which was GIVEN UNDER OATH. To Whom it JIny Concern. Iu the year 1S" 1 treatod with "Kendall's Spavin Cure." a bone spavin of several months' growth, nearly half as large as a lions eujf, ami completely stopped the lameness and removed the enlargement. I hae worked the horse ever since very hard, and he never has been lame, nor eould I eer see any difference in the ize of the hock joints since I treated him with 'Kendall.-. Spavin Cure." , II. A. Gain K;t. Enosburgh " lis. Vt.. Feb. 25, 'TU. Sworu and subscribed to before me this :13th day or Feb.. a. i. 1ST!). John G. Jknnk. Justice of Peace KENDALL'S SPAVIN CUB1; ON 11 JIM AN FLESH it has been ascertained by repeated trials to be, the very best liniment ever used for anu deep seated pain of long standing or of short duration. Also for COHNti, BUNIONS. FROST HI TICS or any bruise, cut or lameness. Some are ufraid to use it on human Jiesh simply because it is a horse medicine, but you should remember that, what is good Tor BEAST is good for JfAN. and we know from Kxuerfonc in in jiviwiL.3 oi-ji yjjy l u ii -ft can be used on a child old with perfect sufety. Its Effects are wonderful on human jlesh does not blister or make a sore. Try it and be convinced. St. -. -F."F"7T T TV - KENDALL'S SPAVIN CUR I; Read below of Its wonderful effects aa a liniment for tho human family. , ,. . , IlKMATrrK. Missouri, August J0, 180. 1. .1, Kknoali. & ( o., Oknts: I am so overjoyed In view of the result of an ap plication or jour Kendalls Spavin Cure that I feel that 1 ouht for Humanities' sake publish it to the world. About thirtv-tive vesrs a-o while ridiuir a youuz u'ly hors-e. I was injured in one of my testicles, a'nd'frora that time to three weeki ajjo a .slow but constant enlargement has been the result, giving me a great amount of trouble, almost entirely preventing me from horseback riding, which was mv usual waj- of traveling. I saw a notice of your Kendall's Spavin Cure;never once thought orn loranytlung except ror horses, but after receiving the medicine and reading over what it was good Tor, feeling terribly exercised about mv difficulty, for I had consulted many physicians and none gave me an v spocitie but'when it could be endured no longer to remove it with the knife. 1 applied otir Kendalls Spavin (. ure as an experiment, and it was so painful in its application that I concluded not to repeat it and thought no more about it until near a week, aud lo and behold one-hair the size was gone, with joy I could scarcely believe it, 1 immediately ap plied it oyer again, and have made in all about X dozen applications running ver a space or two weeks and the terrible ealargement is almost gone, in view i.f which I cannot express my feelings of delight. It has been a God s-nd to me. mar he 3end to others with like troubles. Jons Kick. Pastor of Hematite Congregational Church. P. S. You are at liberty to put Jiiis iu any shape, vou mav please. I am not ashamed to have my name under, over or by the side of it. KENDALLS SPAVIN OIJRI! Kendall's Spavin Cure.is sure in its effects, mild in its action as It doe not Mister, yet it is penetrating and powerful to reach uny deep seated p tin or to re move any bony growth or any other enlargement if used for seeral davs, such a spavins, splints, callous, sprains, swelling, anv lameness and all enlargement of ihe joints or limbs, or rheumatism in man and fur anv purpose for which a liniment is used for man or beast. It is now known to be the best liniment for m.ui ever used .teting null, yet certain in its effects. It is used in full strength with perfect safety it all seasons of the vear. J Send address for Illustrated Circular, which we think gives positive proof, of its virtues. No remedy has met with such uiunullti -d suce-.s to our knowledge for beatas well as man. Price $1 per bottle, or six bottlet for $."). .. . , , , ALL DRUGGISTS have it or can get it for you, or it will be sent to any address on receipt of price, bv the proprietors, 48 . Dr. B. J. KENDALL & CO, Enosburg Falls, Vermont. WHEN YOU TRAVEL ALWAYS TAKK TIIK B. & M. R. R. Examine map and time table carefully It will be ccii that thi line co-meets with C. It. Si Q- K. It.; in fact they are under one management, anil taken together form what is called Shortest nnd Quickest Line to ST. LOUIS. PEfllll. DES MOIXES, ROCK ISLAND, And Especially to all Peiats 10WA, WISIOXSIX, INDIANA, ILLINOIS, MICHIGAN, OHIO. PRINCIPAL ADVANTAGKS ARK Through coaches from destination on C. B. & Q. It. It. No transfers; changes f:om C. It. & Q. It. It. to connect ing lines all made in Union Depots. THK0UGH TICKETS AT LOWEST RAXES CAN UK HAD I'pon application at any station on the .oad. Agents are also prepared to check laggage through; give all information as .0 rates, routes, time connections, etc , md to secure sleeping car accomoda rions. This company is engaged on an exten tion which will open a NEW LINE TO DEiWER And all points in Colorado. This ex tention will be completed and ready for usines iu a 'few months, and the pub ic can then eujo all the advantages of 1 through line between Denver and Chicago, all under one management. P. N. KllMtiM. Gen'l T'k't A'gt, 43y Omaha, Nkb. TUTTS PILLS INDORSED BY PHYSICIANS, CLERGYMEN, AND THE AFFLICTED EVERYWHERE. THE GREATEST MEDICAL TRIUMPH OF THE AGE. SYMPTOMS OF A TORPID LIVER. IMofappeUte,Naueabowehi costive, Pain mtheHead.with a dull sensation m Che back part,Pain under the shoulder blade, fullneaa after eating, witn s disin clination to exertion of body or mind. Irritability of temper. Low spirits. Loss of memory, with a feeling of having neg lected some duty, weariness. Dizziness, Fluttering of Ihe Heart, Dots before the eyes. Yellow HBo, Headache. Restless ness at night, highly colored Urine" IF TE&E WABHIHGS ARE UNHEEDED, SERIOUS DISEASES WILLS00N BE DEVELOPED. TUri'8 FILLS are especially adapted to such cases.one done effects nuchachange of feeling as to astonish the sufferer. They Increase the Appetite, and cau. tbe body to Take on Flesh, thus tbe nyntem U BOMrlh-rf.aniIbytltlrTMile tctloaonthe Digestive Orsaaa Rrralar Mtaels are pro duced. Price Scents. 3 nurrmj t M.TT. TUTT'S HAIR DYE. Gray Hair or Whisk tn changed to tOumr Black by a single application of this Dyk. It Imparts a natural color, acts Instantaneously. Bold by Iruxcuti or nt by ezprris on receipt of f I. Office, 35 Murray 9U NwYork. m . 1 tira iiical at timm BURLINGTON ROUTE J VtaMlMMxWIa IUIm SPAVIN CURE! KORMANITISNOW KNOWN TO BE ONE OK THE BEST IK NOT THE BEST LINIMENT EVER DISCOVERED. v ... ... . 1 year and it 1870. 1882. 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