( THE JOURNAL. KITES OP AlVEKTISl?fG. Space. lie 2te Imp 3m 6m lyr 15 1&8CKD KVKIIY WKDX&5DAY, Icel'ma $1:100 2Q jr $33 j 60 1 160 ii a.OOl 12 15 1 -20 1 356U hi ' 0.00 1 .Q l:! To 20 1 35 Inrhe .-.:) T.30 H 14 t: 27 3 " 1.50 j 6.73 1, 10 ; 12; 15 20 1 ' 1.30 f 2.23 J 4? 5j 8 1 10 Business and professional cards ten lines or less apace, per annum, ten dol lars. Legal advertisements at statnta rates. "Editorial local notices' flfteea cents a line each insertion. "Local notices" five cents a line each Inser tion. Advertlsments classified as "Spe cial notices" five cents a line first Inser tion, three cents a line aach subsequent insertion. M. K. TUBNER & CO., Preprietan and Publishers. Sw ftuwwtes ttpl JSTOffice, on 11th street., up stairs in Journal building. Tkrjcs Per year, J2. Six months, SI. Three months, SOc. Single copies, 5c. ADVERTISEMENTS. - - VOL. XII.-N0. 29. COLUMBUS, NEB, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 16, 1881. WHOLE NO. 601. If v m u Tk t X HE1STRY LITERS, BLACKSMITH AND "Wagon jVaker3 Shop tr Fonadry, sooth of A. A 5. Dfpot. All kinds of wood and iron work on "Wagone, Buggies, Farm Machinery, Ac. Keeps an bund the TIMPKEX SPRIXG BUGGY, and other eastern buggies. ALSO, TIIK Furst & Bradlev Plows. NEBRASKA HOUSE, S. J. MARMOY, Prep'r. Nebraska Ave., South of Depot, co Limit us, .i:n. A new hoiifte, newly furnished. Good accommodation-, Board by day or week at reasonable ratos. X3T Set a. FIrt-Clan Tabic. Meals,... 23 Cents. Lodgings 25 Uts 3S-2tf MILLINERY! MILLINERY! MRS. M. S. DRAKE HAS JUST IiKCKlVKD A LARGE STOCK OF FALL A:I WITKK MELLIIEBY AIS FAICY IDS t3A FILL ASSORTMENT OF EV ERYTH1XG BELONGING TO FIRST-CLAsS MILLIN ERY STORK.JPJ Twelfth St., (KM doors east State Hank: 2:-tr F. GERBER Sc CO.. DKALER IX FURNITURE, AND UNDERTAKERS. Claire, fitflstt, Bras, TABLES, Etc., Etc. GIVE HIM A CALL AT HIS PLACE ON SOUTH SIDE 11 lit ST., One tteer east &f Heintz's diug store. CITY Meat Market ! One door north of Po.t-otlice, NEBRASKA AVE-, - Colambat. KEEP ALL KINDS OF Fresh and Salt Meats, SAISABE. PQBLTRY. FBESH FISH. Etc., in their sea-on. :o: Z3Cah paid Tor Hide, Lard and Hucoh. 542-x WILL.T. RICKLY'. H. B. MORSE IS STILL SELLING M. SCHILZ'S OLD STOCK At Cost! At Cost! AND HAS ADDED A Line of Spring Goods "WHICH HE IS SELLING AT EASTERN PRICES. "WM. SCHILZ Can stilt he found at the old stand, where he continues to do aU kinds of Custom Work and Repairing. BECKER & WELCH, PEOPEIEIOES OF SHELL CREEK MILLS. MANUFACTURERS & WHOLE SALE DEALERS IN FLOURANDMEAL. OFFICE, COL U2CB US, XEB. DOM, WEAVER & CO., PROPRIETORS OF THE Columbus Drag Store, Zzzzm&t is A. 7. ICLAS3. The Leading Drag House IX THE WEST. o A full and complete line of Drags, Ckeaicals, Patent Mediciaes, &c, Paiaters' Sapplies, Window Glass, Wall Paper, AND LAMPS. If EYERY DESCHIPTIOI. When you need anything in our line we will miKe it to your inter est to call on u. ttg-J'r. A. A. Smith retains his position as Prescription Clerk,tchich is a positive guarantee against mis takes, and trith our facilities every thing in the prescription line is PERFECT. Doh'( Tersret the pl:iy?, 3 door north ol P. O. 557-y TO. BEOKEK, DEALER IN ALL KINDS OK FAMILY GROCERIES! I KEEP CONSTANTLY ON HAND a well selected stock. Teas, Coffees, Sugar, Syrups, Dried and Canned Fruits, and other Staples a Sp dally. CSomlw Delivered Free to an) part of the City. I AM ALSO AGENT FOR THE CEL EBRATED COQUHYLARD Farm and Spring Wagons, of which I keep a constant supply on hand, but few their eijual. In style and quality, second to uoue. CALL AND LEARN PRICES. Cor. Thirteenth and 7T Streets, near A. X. Depot. STATE BANK, 2s::tacri .: Strurl 1 lit! isl Tsrssr & Eslrt. COLUMBUS, HEBRASKA. CASH CAPITAL, - $50,000 DIRECTORS Leander Gerrakd, Pres'l. Geo. W. Hdlst Vice PresH. Julius A Reed. Edward A. Gerhard. Arner Turner, Cashier. Bank or Iepoit, DUcoHnt and Exchange. CoIIectloBN Promptly .Hade oh all Point. Pay Iaterevt en Time Depot. It. oT4 US! W1S I WA68IS END SPRINGS. TLATFORM SPRINGS, WHITNEY BREWSTER SIDE SPRINGS. Light Plensare and Business Wag ohs of all DeseriptiiiHS. We are pleased to invite the attention of the public to the fact that we have jut received a car load of Wairons and Bupries of all descriptions, and that we are the sole asents for the counties ol Platte, Butler, Boone, Madison, Merrick, Polk and York, for the celebrated C0ETLAHD WAG0K COMP'Y, of Cortland, New York, and that we are offering thee wagons cheaper than anv other wagon built of ame material, tyle and finish can he sold for in this county. lSTSend for Catalogue and Price-list. PHIL. UAUr, Columbus, Neb. 4S4-tf WILLIAM RYAN, DEALER IX KENT0CKI WHISKIES IFin, Ales, Cigars and Tobacco. SST'Schilz's Milwaukee Beer constant ly on band.jgj Eleventh St., Columbus, Neb. ANDERSON & ROEN, BASTKEKS, KLKVKXTn FT., COLUMBUS, NEBRASKA. E5T Deposits received, and interest paid on time deposits. XSTFrompt attention given to collec tions and proceeds remitted on day of payment. 3T Passage tickets to or from European points by best lines at loteest rates. Y5T Drafts on principal points in Eu rope. REFERENCES AND CORRESPONDENTS: First National Bank, Decorah, Iowa. Ailau ,t Co-, Chicago. Omaha National Bank, Omaha. First National Bank, Chicago. Kountze Bros., N. Y. Dr. A. HEINTZ, DEALER IK DEIS. MEBICIIIS. CHEMICALS WLHEN, LMfclJOKM, Fine Soaps, Brushes, PERFUMERY, Etc., Etc., And all articles usually kept on hand by Druggists. Physicians Prescriptions Carefully Compounded. Eleventh street, near Foundry. COLUMBUS. NEBRASKA SPEICE & NORTH, General Agents for the Sale of Real Estate. Union Pacific, and Midland Pad lie R. R. Lands for sale at from SIS.OOtoSlO.OO per acre for cash, or on tire or ten year? time, in annual payment to suit pur chaiers. We have also a large and choice lot of other landi, improved and unimproved. Tor sale at low price and on reasonableterms. Also business and residence lots in the city. "We keep a complete abstract of title to all real es tate in Platte County. 33 COLIJ.HBIT.q, -F.II. HffillU Qemch . B WHOLESALE & RETAIL G-KOCEES! ALSO DEALERS IN Crockery, (Jlassware, Lamps, Etc., and Country Produce of all Kinds. TIIK BEST OF FLOUR AL WAYS KEPT OX IIAI. FOR THE LEAST MONEY! 27"Goods delivered free of charge to any part of the city. Terms cash. Corner Eleventh and Olive Streets, Columbus, Xeb. TTKJfRY GAMS Manufacturer and dealer in Wooden ami Metal ie Rnrial Caskets All kinds and sizes of Kobe, also has the sole rtebt to manufac ture and sell the Smith's Hammock Reclining Chair. Cabinet Turning and Scroll work. Pic tures, Picture Frames and Mouldings, Looking-glass Plates, Walnut Lumber, etc., ete. COLUM BUS, NEB. WK BEK A: KXOBEL, AT TUK KIT UKOT! Ob Eleventh Street, Where meats are almost given away for cash. BccTper lb., from S 10 cts. Bcs-t steak, per lb., .... 10 ' Mutton, per lb., from 0(2 10 " Sauage, per lb., from . 8 10 " iSTSpecial prices to hotels. 502-ly LAW, REAL ESTATE ASD QEXERAL COLLECTION OFFICE BY W.S.GEER GOOD PKi fONEY TO LOAN in small lots on ItX farm property, time one to three years. Farm- with some improvements bought and sold. Office for the present at the Clother Uoue,C'olumbuB,Neb. 473-x COLUMBUS Restaurant and Saloon! E. D. SHEEHAN, Proprietor. "Wholesale and Retail Dealer in For eign Wines, Liquors and Cigars, Dub lin Stout, Scotch and English Ales. SSTKentucky Whiskies a Specialty. OYSTERS in their season, by the case can or dish. - lltk Street, 8e tk of Depot BUSINESS CARDS. pORXELIIJS A SIJLLIVAIV, A TTORXETS-A TLA W, Up-stairs in Gluck Building, 11th street, Above the New bank. TOIL" JT. M AUGM Allf, JUSTICE Of THE PEACE AND NOTARY PUBLIC, Platte Center, - - Neb. H. J. II 8) !, XOTAHY PUBLIC, irth Strtft, J doors wnt of lUmmonit HosMf Columbus, Neb. 491-y pvK. M. I. TIHTK.STOi, RESIDENT DENTIST. OlDce over corner of 11th and North-st. All operations tirst-class and warranted. G IIIICAUO BAKBEK SHOP: HENRY AYOODS, Prop'r. "Everything in tirst-class style. Also keep the best of cigars. 010-y M cALLIMTER BROS., A TTORXEYS AT LA W, Otlice up-stairs in McAllister's build ing. 11th St. W.A. McAllister, Notary Public. J. M. MACFARLAND. B. COWDERY, i:urs7 isi TSsasy PailiJ. Cdlertsr. LAW AX 1) C0LLETI0N OFFICE OF JOHN M. MACFARLAND, Columbus, : : : Nebraska. o ii.ieusciiE, llth St., nearly opp. Gluck's store, Sell name?. Saddle, Collar, Whii, Blanket.-, 'urry Combs, Brushes, etc., at the lowest possible prices. Repairs promptly attended to. ir ,J. THOMPSON, XOTARY PUBLIC And General Collection Aeut, St. Edwards, Boone Co., Neb. BYRON MILLETT, Justice of the Peace and Notary Public. RYKO. MILLETT, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Columbus Nebraska. N. B. He will give close attention to all business entrusted to him. -4S T OUIS SCHREIBER, BLACKSMITH AND WAGON MAKER. All kind of repairing done on short notice. Buggies, Wagon, etc., made to order, and all work guaranteed. EtTShop opposite the "Talteraall." Olive Street. -"' U JT. SCIIUG, M. !., PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, ColumbiiH, Kelj. Ojllce Corner of North and Eleventh Sts.,up-tairs in Gluck'-t brick building. Consultation in German and English. TAMES PEARSALL IS PREPARED, WITH FIRST-CLASS APPARATUS, To remove houses at reasonable rates. Give him a call. "jVTOTICE TO TEACHERS. J. E. Moncrief, Co. Supt., Will be in his otlice at the Court Hotie on thetirstaud last Saturdays or each month for the purpose of examining applicants for teacher's certiticates.and for the transaction of any other business pertaining to schools. fCT-y Drs. MITCHELL & MAETYN, COLUMBUS UEDICAL & SWL 1HST11DIL Surgeons O., N. B. H. R. R., Asst. Surgeons U. P. R'y, COLU3IBUS, NEBRASKA. TUTTS PILLS INDORSED BY PHYSICIANS, CLERQYMEN, AND THE AFFLICTED EVERYWHERE. THE GREATEST MEDICAL TRIUMPH OF THE AGE. SYMPTOMS OF A TORPID LIVER. Loss of a ,ynea,bowela costive, Pain in thoHead,with. a doll enaation in the bank part, Pain under the shoulder- blade, fullne after eating, with a diain- clination. to exertion of body or mind Irritability of temper. Iiowpirita. Losa of memory, with a feeling of naving neg lected aome dnty. weariaeaa, Dfaaineaa, blattering of the Heart, Dota before the eyee. Yellow Hklrt, Headache, Beatleaa neaa at night, highly oolored Urine. Ef THME WABaUIGI ASE TWHEZDED, SERIOUS DISEASES WttlSOON BE DEVELOPED. I U IT'S FILLS epecDiHy adapted to each cuci,oae dose effect inch a change of feeling as to aatonlah the sufferer. They iBrreaae tb Apprtlta, and came the body to Take ea Fleaa. thus tne system Is tarUli0d.and by ttaelrToaleAetleaon the BlajeatlT enaai. 'laiiliirWtaeta are pro duccd. Price S centa. S& Murray tit-. H.T. TUTT'S HAIR OYE, Okay Hair or Wmsssita changed to Globs r Black by a ulnxle appilcatlon of this Dra. It Imparts a natorsi color, acts Rutantaneously. Hold by Drngguti, or Mot by txpreaa oa receipt of 11- Offlce, 35 Murray StM New York. CBr. Itm SU3CAL T TaluM, hhraiHM i4 a Cntel BMto wta kt mat ran aa iWHrt f THE HAND THAT HOCKS, THE WORLD. Blessings on the band of woman! Angels guard it strength and grace In the palace, cottage, hovel Oh, no matter where the place. Would that never atorms assailed it, Rainbows ever gently curled; For the hand that rocks the cradle Is the hand that rocks the world. Infancy's the tender fountain; Bowers may with beauty flow; Mothers first to guide the streamlet, From their souls unresting grow; Grow on for the good or evil. Sunshine streamed or darkness hurl'd; For the hand that rocks the cradle Is the band that rocks the world. Woman! how divine your mission Here upon our natal sod! Keep, oh keep, the young heart open Always to the breath of God. All true trophies otbe ages Are from mother earth Imperiled; For the band that rocks the cradle Is the hand that rocks the world. Blessings on the hind of woman! Fathers, son and daughters cry. And the sacred song is mingled AVith the worship in the sty; Mingles where no tempests darken, Rainbows evermore arc hurled; For the hand that rocks the cradle Is the band that rocks the world. A LAWYER'S STORY. 'I never would convict n man on circumstantial evidence if I were a juror never ! never!' TIiu speaker was a distinguished criminal lawyer of nearly forty yeari' active practice, and whose fame ex tended farbejond the limits of his own State. We had been discussing a recent cause eelebre iu which, upon purely circumstantial evidence, a uian had been convicted of an atrocious mur der, although many of those most familiar with the circumstances of the cae entertaiued the gravest doubts about the justice of hi con viction, and had been swung ofl" into eternity, protesting his absolute in nocence with his latest breath and calling upon God to send his soul straightway lo hell if he was not telling the truth. As most of our party were law yers the conversation, naturally euough, drilled into a discussion of the dangers arising from convicting accused persons whose own mouths were closed, upon purely circum stantial evidence, in the absence of any direct and positive proof of guilt, and case after case was cited in which, after conviction and exe cution, the entire iuuocence of the supposed culprits had been clearly demonstrated. Most of the laymen present agreed with the distinguish ed lawyer whose very positive ex predion of opinion has been quoted, while the majority of the lawyers contended, with that earnestness for which lawyers are noted when ad vocating their own side of any ques tion, that justice could never mis carry when careful judges guard against the possibility of unsafe ver dicts by refusing to permit acouvic tion except when every link in the chain of circumstanlial evidence has been established beyond doubt, and the whole chain has been made so perfect and complete aa to leave uo room for any consistent hypothesis of innocence. The first murder case I ever tried,' said one of them, 'was stranger than fiction, as yon will admit, and is quite as remarkable as any of the cases you referred to where innocent men have been wrongfully convicted upon circumstantial evidence. It ought to have been reported as an example of the unreliability of the direct and positive testimony of eye witnesses who tell what they believe to be the truth. He then related the main points of what was certainly a most remarka ble and dramatic trial, and which constitutes a fair offset to some ot the memorable cases to be found in every work on circumstantial evi dence. The narrative produced so strong an impression upon my own mind that subsequently, with his conseut, I put it into the following shape, having first carefully compar ed it with his notes of testimony taken upon the trial cf the case. It can be relied upon as absolutely correct, with the exception that I have nsed fictitious names, for reas ons which will readily be appreciat ed when it is known that most of the actors in the drama are still living: One winter evening about eight o'clock, in the early days of the war, in the quiet little town of , while patrolling the streets to pick up stragglers from the camp on the out skirts of the town, Corporal .Julius Fry was shot and killed by oue of three men of bad character, who were in company and upon terms of open enmity with the soldiers. The men were arrested, committed to prison,, and brought to trial at the next term of the CourL Two of them were gamblers and despera does, and supposed to have more than once bad their bands stained with human blood. The third, whom I shall call Short, though bearing an unenviable reputation, was regarded as unlikely to slay a fellow man, ex cept nnder compulsion of circum stances. On account of the charac ter of the men and the tronble they had already brought upon qniet, law abiding citizena, the sentiment of the whole community was against them. In order to clearly understand the force of the testimony given upon the trial, and tho subsequent result, it is important to bear in mind the physical peculiarities, dress, and gen eral appearance of each of the three prisoners. Short was a small man, of not more than five feet six inches in height, slender, weighing scarcely 130 pounds, with bright, fiery-red hair and side-whiskers, and at the time of.; the-.murder, wore a white felt bat and au old light-blue army overcoat. Ryan was fully six feet in height, of robust frame, with black hair and moustache, dressed in dark clothes and wore a black Derby hat. Grey was a heavy, broad-shouldered man of medium height, weigh ing fully 200 pounds, with a full, black beard reaching nearly to his waist. But as the evidence subse quently showed that he had not fired the shot it is unnecessary to describe his appearance more minutely. Certainly it is difficult to imagine two men more unlike than Short and Ryan or less liable to be mis taken for each other even by stran gers, much less by their acquaintan ces. There was uo possibility here for a case of mistaken identity. Short and Ryan were tried to gether with their consent Grey having asked for and obtained a separate trial and each wasjlefend ed by separate counsel. After the preliminary proof relat ing to the post mortem examination, the cause of death and the identifica tion of the body of the deceased as the person nampd in the indictment, the Commonwealth calicd as its first witness a woman, Mary Bowen. She bore a bad reputation for chastity, but nobody questioned her integrity or her purpose to tell, reluctantly, it is true, the whole truth. The pris oners were all her friends and were constant visitors to the drinking saloon of which she was the proprie tress. She was a woman of power ful physique, almost masculine frame, great force of character and more than ordinary intelligence. From her testimony it appeared that a colored woman with whom she had bad some dispute had hit her on the head with a stone and ran, aud the three prisoners, coming up at the moment, started with her up the street in pursuit of the fugi tive. Although the night was dark there was suow on the ground, and a gas lamp near by gave sufficient light to enable me to recognize a person with ease somo feet away. After running about one hundred yards the pursuers came to the cor ner of an alley and stopped under the gas lamp, being challenged by the deceased, who was in uniform, in company with one of his squad. She swore that when the corporal called 'halt' Short, whom she had known intimately for years, replied, 'Go to h 1,' and, while standing at her Mde, so that their elbows wcro touching, both being immediately under the gaslight, he pulled out a pistol, pointed it at the deceased, who was four or five feet from him, and fired and then ran down the alley, the deceased pursuing him. She heard four or five more shots fired, and immediately the deceased returned, wounded, and Short dis appeared. While the shots were being fired she saw both Ryan and Grey standing at the corner some feet away from her and alter that they separated and she went home. It was also proved that this alley was bounded on either side by high fences, difficult to climb, and led down to a stream of water about fifty feet wide and three or four feet deep. No traces of footsteps were found in the snow except those of one man leading down into this stream, and it was evident that the person who bad fired had not climb ed either fence, but had waded through the stream aud disappeared on the other side. The next witness was the soldier who stood close by the deceased when the first shot was tired and who, not knowing eithprof the pris oners, described the person who had fired and ran down Ihe alley as the man with red hair and side whis kers, dressed in a light-blue army overcoat and white soft hat, and upon being directed to look at the three prisoners immediately identi fied Short as the man whom he bad seen do the shooting. The testimony of these witnesses was in uo wise shaken upon cross examination. Then the sworn ante-mortem state ment of the deceased, taken by a Magistrate was read to the jury. He said that he had known Short per sonally for some time, but had nev er had any difficulty with him. He fully identified him as the man who had fired the first shot and then ran down the alley, firing one shot after another until bo fired the last and fatal shot almost in the face of tho deceased. lie also folly described the clothing worn by Short as it bad been described by the other wit nesses. These were all the witnesses to the occurrence, except the prisoners themselves, and, of course, they could not be heard. The case against Short seemed to be as c6n clusively made out aa though a score of witnesses had sworn that they had seen him do the shooting. Neither the judge, the jury, nor the apectatorsentertajned the sligu'test doubt of his guilt, and when the Commonwealth, at this point, closed its case, it seemed as though the fatal ropo was already around his neck and his escape impossible. Ryan heaved a sigh of relief which was andible throughout the whole court room, for ho was safe; there was not one word of testimony against him or any circumstance tending to chow any previous ar rangement or concert of action be tween him and Short. After a whispered consultation between the counsel for the defense one of them roe and moved the court to direct the jury to forthwith return a verdict of 'not guilty' as lo Ryan, in order that he might be called as a witness for the other prisoner. This was resisted by the District Attorney, and, after lengthy and elaborate arguments, the court decided that it was bound to grant the motion, and accordingly Ryan wa declared 'not guilty' and the verdict recorded. Then came a scene as dramatic to those present as anything ever wit nessed on the stage. Without any opening speech by Short's counsei, Ryan, iu obedience to a nod from his attorney, stepped out of the pris oner's dock aud into the witness box, looked around the court room, took up the bible and was sworn to tell 'the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.' Every head was bent forward, every ear was on the alert, every eye fixed on the wit nesssomething startling was ex pected. Would he attempt to show that Short had done the shooting in self-defense? That seemed the only thing possible. But how could he be believed in the face of the posi tive testimony of three witnesses, two of them living aud in the court roQtn, oue of them dead murdered ? Ryan stood for a moment looking down, and then slowly lifting bis eyes to the bench, iu a silence in which the falling of a feather might have been beard, he said : 'May I ask the Court a question ?' Tho venerable Judge, evidently surprised at being interrogated.Iook ed at him and said : 'Certainly, sir.' 'I understand that I am acquitted,' said Ryan, pausing for a moment and then continuing: 'I want to know from the Court whether any thing I may say now can ever be used against me in any way?' What did he mean? What need for that question ? Every one look ed at his neighbor inquiringly. The flushed face of the Judge showed that he, at least, understood what it meant an attempt to swear his guilty companion out of the hangman's grasp. Then, in a tone of unmistakable indignation came the answer: 'I am sorry to say, sir, that noth ing you may say now can be used against you ; that is, on a trial for murder. You have been acquitted.' Ryan's face grew pale and then red, and he said, slowly and dis tinctly: 'It was I who fired all the Bhots not Short.' Most of the faces in the court room wore looks of incredulity; some of indignation at the hardened wicked ness of the man who had just been declared innocent and who, by his own statement, was guilty of mty der, if he was not gnilty of perjury. But, quietly and calmly, without a tremor, as coolly as though he was describing some trivial occurrence which he had casually witnessed, Ryan went on, step by step, detailing all that had occurred, and when he had finished his story there was probably not a person present who was not folly convinced not only that Ryan had told the simple trutb, but also that he had hiniclf tired the fatal shot in self-defense, or at least under such circumstances of danger as would have led any jury to acquit him. lie had detailed how he had fired the first shot from a small single barreled pistol, in the air without any purpose except to give bis chal lenger a scare, and then ran down the alley and upon being closely pursued by the deceased with sabre drawn and raised to strike, he was compelled to pull out a revolver and fire several shots towards bis pur suer, who was rapidly gaining on him, to keep him back ; and that when he had but one shot left he stumbled over a largo atone and fell on his knees, and at this moment the deceased struck at him with the sabre, cutting him slightly in the cheek, and, being thus pressed, he aimed and fired the last shot, which subsequently proved fatal. He farth er told how, upon covering his feet, he ran, waded through the stream, and finding that he had lost his hat when be felj, retraced his steps, re crossed the stream, found his hat, and then went to a hotel, where he was seen by several witnesses to dry bis wet clothing. His manner, bis beariifr, and his story itself con vinced bis hearers that he was tell ine tho truth. But. so that nothing might be wanting if any doubt remained in the minds of tho judge or the jury, witnesses of undonbted veracity were called who corroborated him as to the condition of his clothing and the cot on his cheek within fif teen minutes after the occurrence. Besides, it was shown that,aIthongh the man who had fired had waded through the stream, Short's clothing was perfectly dry. It is unnecessary to say that Short was promptly acquitted and warmly congratulated ou one of the narrow est escapes ever made by auy man in court room. Nothing could have saved him had the court refused to direct tho acquittal of Ryan and allow him to testify. The deceased corporal, the soldier, and Mary Boweu were mistaken. That was all there was about it. So much for the occasional unre liability of the direct testimony of honest eye-witnesses. And so much, also, for giving the accused au opportunity to be beard on the witness stand, the denial of which by the law is one of the re'ics of barbarism which still disgrace its administration In some Slates at this late Ola.?. Lawyer XXX, in Phila delphia Time. To Iltt.oltnatlw. Always complain of being tired, and remember that nobody else gets tired. Your wife should have everything in readiness for you, but you should not do anything for her. W'heu your wife asks for money, give her a nickle; ask her what she wants with it, and wheo she tells you, ask her if she can't do without it. Then go down town and spend ten times the amount for cigars, for they are a necessity. Go down town of an evening,3tand around on the street corner and talk politics; its more interesting than to stay at home with your family. Charge your wfe not to gossip, but you cau spin all the yarns you wish. Have your wife get up and make fires, but don't get up yourself till the rest of the family are eating breakfast, as you might take cold. Wear old clothes, and make your self as untidy as possible until your wife's health fails, then it would be best for you to fix up some, for in all probability you will want another when she is gone. Have a smile for everybody yon meet but get a frown on before you go home. Physiologist. Want of Eaergy. Want of energy is a great aud common cause of the want of do mestic comfort. As the beat laid fire can give no heat and cook no food unless it is lighted, so the clear est ideas and purest intentions, will produce no corresponding actions without that power to all that 3 of value, which is, as it were, the very life of life, aud which is never more necessary or available than in the matter of a family. Thoe who have it not, and many are constitutionally destitute of it, would do well to en quire of their experience and their conscience what compensating vir tues they can bring into the marriage state to justify them in entering upon its duties without that which is so essential to their performance. They should consider that the pretty face and graceful languor, which, as it is often espec ially attractive to the most impet uous of the other sex, gained them ardent lovers, will not enable them to satisfy thu inuumerable requisi tions and secure the social happiness of the fidgety aud exacting husbands, into which characters ardeut and impetuous lovers are generally transformed. An old bachelor upon reading that a burglar entered a fashionable lady's chamber a few nights ago and stole her hair while she was asleep, remarked that he didn't see how it wa3 possible to commit such a theft without waking the owner of the hair. This show3 what an old bach elor know3 about one thing and aa other. The deluded man must sup pose that a fashionable woman wears her hair in bed. The amount of ignorance in this world is truly deplorable.