v&JBZmm U THE JOURNAL. RATES OF ADVERTISING- Space. ltg 'lio mo '6m ti Ujr Icol'mn fi.W $20 2Ti ?:Q jUU $Ufl H " S.W 12 t. 2Uptt I o Yi js.vof" a f2 1 l.i I 20 1 ::r IS ISUI) kvkky vkdm:mav, M. K. TUKNER & CO., Proprietors aiid Publishers. t Inchest .V-5 7.50 1 1 1 1 1 tft ."! " uu7o.fio!T2,rrr 2l 20 '10 1 I 1..10 f 2.2.1 1 M 3! limine-" ami professional cards ten lines or less .space, per annum, ten dol lars. Letf.il advertisements at statute rates. "Kditorial local notices" Hfteen ceut.s a line each insertion. "Local notices" tire cents a line each inser tion. Advertlsments classltted as "Spe cial notices" live cents a line first Inser tion, three cents a line each subsequent insertion. JSJ"Oilioo, on llth street., upstairs in Juukkal building. Tkkms Por vcar, $2. Six months, $1. Ttiree months, .10c. Sinsl? copies, .1c. VOL. XII.-N0. J 9. COLUMBIA NEB; WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, 1881. WHOLE NO. 891. lie Mlnttis inwpitl O t UCtl -s 1 'i . Hi ti ll till re j? ft L ' " fit ! ft" V r k ADVERTISEMENTS. BLACKSMITH AND "Wagon Maker, Shoi iipsx Knumlry, south of A. '. Depot. All kind of wood and iron work on WagMiib, Itugfrie. Farm ihichinery, &:. Ki'(i;ti on hand', ltic TIM P KEN SPRING BUGGY, and other eastern buyyics. ALM), THE lurst. & Tiradlov Plows. NEBRASKA HOUSE, S. J. MARMOY, Prop'r. Nebraska Ave, South of Depot, coi.iliikijs, m:k. A new house, newly furnished. Good accommodations. Board by day or weok at reasonable rates. S3Toti n Flrt-ClnsK Table. Meals, .2ft Cents. Lodgings 2ft Cts as-'jtr - IUIS. M.S. DRAKE ZAS JUST RKCKIVED A LAKOE STOCK OF ( SPRING AND SUMMER MILLINERY ill FAICY NIK. :o: 3" A Kll.l. ASSORTMENT OF EV ERYTIIINO ItKI.OXr.lXC TO Fl RST-CLASS .M 1 1.1.13 - FRY STORK. jrj Twelfth St., two tlnnrs east State. Hank: F. GERBER & CO., -m:i.Kitsix- ..FURNITURE, AND UNDIIKTAKEUS. ii 1 .. TABLES, Etc., Etc. :n: GIVE HIM A ("ALL AT HIS PLACE ON SOUTH SIDE Mill ST., One door cast of Ilcinlz's drug store. CITY: Meat Market ! One door north of Po.t-ollice, X Ell i: A SKA AVE., - Columbus. -:o:- KKKl ALT. KINDS OF Fresh and Salt Meats, ALSO Etc., in their season. 3T"CnsIi prtltl for Ilidox, I.ard anil Itiit'un. &42-X WILL.T. RICKLY, H. B. MORSE STILL SELLING VM. SCHILZ'S OLD STOCK At Cost ! At Cost ! AND HAS ADDED A Line of Spring Goods WHICH HE IS SELLING AT EASTERN PRICES. WM. SCHILZ Can still be found at the old stand, irherc he continues to do all kinds of Custom Work and Repairing. BECKER & WELCH, PBOPBIETOBS OF SHELL CREEK MILLS. MANUFACTURERS & WHOLE SALE DEALERS IN FLOUR AND MEAL. OFFICE, COLUMBUS, NEB. MILLINERY curs mm I HAVE RECENTLY PURCHASED TnE STOCK OP HARDWARE, STOVES -AND AGHICULTDRAL IMPLEMEITS " -o- JIR. ROKERT IJ1II.IG, And will continue the business at the old stand, where I will be pleased to see the old customers (no objection to a lew new ones). I have on hand a large tock of STOVES AND RANGES, ALL STYLES. SIZES AND PRICES. 5STBOUGHT! VERY LOWlJgj NAILS, PUMPS, Cope, Clnss, Paint, Putfy, BARBED WIRE, (bought before the monopoly price) III II OF ALL KINDS. Tho John Users Ms a Specialty. PLOWS, HARROWS, RAKES. THECELEBRTED Buckeye Cultivators, DRILLS AND SEEDERS. :o: CLIMAX MOWERS ELWARD HARVESTERS AND CORD BINDERS. EUREKA MOWERS, wide cut and lightest draft machine iiriite. Come and see this machine if you don't look at any thing else. THE OLD RELIABLE Chicago Pitts Thresher, with Steam or Horse power. The Iron Turbine Wind Mills, The mill that stands all the storms and Is always ready for action. Agent for DAVIS, GOULD CO'S Buggies, Carriaco, and Platform Spring Wagons, which I can sell cheaper than you can go on foot. No trouble to nhoV goods or talk prices. If square dcaliii' and "live and let live" prices will secure a share of your patronage, I shall be pleased to re ceive it. GEO. 1. FOSTER, 505 Successor to R. Uhlig. STATE BANK, S;::ett:rit3 Qtrmi & Ettl i:l Trrcir t Eslit. COLUMBUS, NEBRASKA. CASH CAPITAL, - $50,000 DIRECTORS: Lkander Gerhard, Preset. Geo. W. Hulst Vice Pres't. Julius A Reed. Edward A. Gerrard. Abxer Turner, Cashier. Bank of IepoIt, IHgcottat find Exchange. ColIcctloHNPromptly TtladeoB all Polatx. Pay Interest on Time Depot). it. 274 ! fABOISl END SPRINGS, PLATFORM SPRINGS, VniTNEY .fc BREWSTER SIDE SPRINGS. Light Pleasure and Business Wag ons of all Descriptions. We are pleased to invite the attention of the public to the fact that we have just received a car load of Wagons and Buggies of all descriptions, and that we are the sole agents for the counties ot Platte, Butler, Boone, Madison, Merrick, Polk and York, for the celebrated CORTLAND WAGON COMP'Y, of Cortland, New York, and that we are o tiering these wagons cheaper than any other wagon built of same material, style and finish can be sold for iu this county. j2TSend for Catalogue and Price-list. PHIL. CAIN, Columbus, Neb. 4S4-tf mm lis ANDERSON & ROEN, BASTKEKS. BMEVKXTH ST., COLUMBUS, NEBRASKA. tSTDeposits received, and interest paid on time deposits. JSTiVtHipf attention given to collec tions and proceeds remitted on day of payment. 25T Passage tickets to or from European points by best lines at lowest rates. TSS"Dratts on principal points in Eu rope. " REFERENCES AND CORRESPONDENTS: Fir.st National Bank", Decorah, Iowa. Allan & Co., Chicago. Omaha National Bank, Omaha. First National Bank, Chicago. Kountze Bros., N. Y. Dr. A. HEINTZ, DEALER IN WINKS, LKtUORS, Fine Soaps, Brushes, PERFUMERY, Etc., Etc., And all articles usually kept on baud by Druggists. Physicians Prescriptions Carefully Compounded. Eleventh street, near Foundry. COLUMBUS, : NEBRASKA SPEICE & NORTH, General Agents for the Sale of Real Estate. Union Pacific, and Midland Pacific R. R. Lands for sale at from ?a.00 to $10.00 per acre for cash, or on five or ten years time, in annual payments to suit pur chasers. We have also a large and choice lot of other lands, improved and unimproved, for sale at low price and on reasonable terms. Also business and residence lots in the city. "We keep a complete abstract of title to all real es tate in Platte County. C3.1 c:oei;.miu;s. ker. Hmah Qehlrich i B WHOLESALE & RETAIL GrKOCEKS! ALSO DICAI.KKS IN Crockery, Glassware, Lamps, Etc., and Country Produce of all Kinds. THE ItEST OF FLOUR AI. WAYK KEPT OX HAIVH. FOR THE LEAST MONEY! JSTGoods delivered Tree of charge to any part of the city. Terms cash. Corner Eleventh and Olive Streets, Columbus, Neb. TTEXRY GASS, Manufacturer and dealer in Wooden and Hetalic Burial Caskets All kinds and sizes of Robes, also has the sole right to manufac ture and sell the Smith's Hammock Reolining Chair. Cabinet Turning and Scroll work. Pic tures, Picture Frames and Mouldings, Looking-glass Plates, Walnut Lumber, etc., etc. COLUMBUS, NEB. TT7EBER V KNOBEL, AT THE fllismi'MlETil On Eleventh Street, Where meats arc almost given away for cash. Hecf per lb., from , 3 10 cts. Best steak, per lb., 10 " Mutton, per lb., from 6 10 " Sausage, per Ib.j from 8 10 " JSTSpeclal prices to hotels. 5G2-ly LAW, REAL ESTATE AND GENERAL COLLECTION OFFICE BY . S. GEEE. TONEY TO LOAN in small lots on 1X farm property, time one to three years. Farms with some improvements bought and sold. Office for the present at the Clother House, Columbus, Neb. 473-x COLUMBUS Restaurant and Saloon! E. D. SHEEHAN, Proprietor. tayWbolcBale ind Retail Dealer In For eign Wines, Liquors and Cigars, Dub lin Stout, Scotch and English Ales. fSTKentucky Whiskies a Specialty. OYSTERS in their season, by the case can or dish. llth ltret, SoBth of Depot GOODS BUSINESS CARDS. pORHEI.HJS fc SIJIl.'LIVAIV. ATTORNEYS-AT-LA W, Up-stairs in Oluck Building, llth Btreet, Above the New bank. roiirv jr. jiavgh aut, JUSTICE Of THE PEACE AND NOTAiiY PUBLIC, Platte Center, Nkb. H. J. lIUlSOI. NOTAiiY PUBLIC, 12th Street, 2 doom writ of Hammond Mouie, Columbus, Neb. 491-y D K. M. . THURSTON, RESIDENT DENTIST. Otllce over corner of llth and North-st. All operations first-class and warranted. (J CHICAGO HARKER SHOP! HENRY WOODS, Prop'r. JSTEvcrything in tir.st- class style. Also keep the best of cigars. 51U-"y M l.i.!..-...... UMV..f w iu'ivi uau A TTOBNEYS AT LAW, .O.'Iice up-stairs in McAllister's build ing, llth St. W. A. .McAllister, Notary Public. J. M. MACKA1U.ANI), Attcrssy i:i Ih'.iry Putlt: It. COWDKKY, C:l!j:t5r. LAW AND COLLECTION OFFICE OK JOHN M. MACFARLAND, Columbus, : : : Nebraska. Tf II. SCIJSC1IE, llth St., nearly opp. Gluck's store, Sells Harness, Saddles, Collars, "Whips, lilaukets, Curry Combs, Brushes, etc., at the lowest possible prices. Repairs promptly attended to. M J. THOMPSON, NO TAB Y P UBLIC And General Collection Agent, St. Edwards, Jioone Co., Neb. 11YRON M ILLICIT, Justice of the Peace and Notary Public. ItYKO;' niM.KTT, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Columbus Nebraska: N.B. Ho will give close attention to all business entrusted .o him. 248. T OUIS SCHREIBER, BLACKSMITH AND WAGON MAKER. All kinds of repairing donp on short notice. Bugcies, Wagons, etc., made to order, and all work guaranteed. jSTShop opposite the "Tattersull," Olive Street. .25 T .1. SCIIIJG, .11. I., PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, Columlii8, Nol. Office Corner of North and Eleventh Sts., up-stairs in Gluck's brick building. Consultation in German and English. JAMES PEARSALL IS PREPARED, WITH FIBST-CLASS APPARATUS, To remove houses at reasonable rates. Give him a call. "VTOTICE TO TEACHERS. J. E. Moncrief, Co. Supt., Will be in his office at the Court House on the first and last Saturdays of each month for the purpose of examining applicants for teacher's certificates, and for the transaction of any other business pertaining to schools. ffi"-y T S. MURDOCK & SON, w " Carpenters and Contractors. Have had an extended experience, and will guarantee satisfaction in work. All kinds of repairing done on short notice. Our motto is, Good work and fair prices. Call and give us an oppor tunity toestimate for you. JSTShop on 13th St., one door west of Friedhof & Co's. store, Columbus, Nebr. 481-y TUTTS PILLS INDORSED BY PHYSICIANS, CLERGYMEN, AND THE AFFLICTED EVERYWHERE. THE GREATEST MEDICAL TRIUMPH OF THE AGE. 8YMPTOMS OF A TORPID LIVER. Tjom of appatite,NugeatboweU costive, Pain In thcHead.-with a dull lensation in tbe back part, Pain under the shoulder bbde, fullnesa after eating, with dftin clinatjon to exertion of body or mind, Irritability of temper. Low spirit. IjObb of memory, with a feeling of haying neg leoted some dutywesxineaa, DUrlnosa, flattering of tho Heart, Dota bafor"ethe eyei, Yellow Bkin, Headache, Boa tleaa neu at night, highly colored Urine. Ef THESE WABHEfOS ABE TJirEEEDED, SERIOUS DISEASES WILL SOON BE DEVELOPED. TUTTS PILLS are especially adapted to aueb case,ono dose effects such a change of feeling as to astonish the sufferer. They Inereaa tho Appetltt, and cause the body to Take ou Fie, thus the system Is smriafced.and by thelrTonleAetloaon the IMceatlT Ornnt, Bea-nlaraitoola arepro duccd. Price s cents. MMarrvSt.a.'If. TUTT'S HAIR DYE. Gray Hair or Whiskers changed to a O lossy Black by a single application of this Dyk. It Imparts a natural color, acta Instantaneously. Sold t7 Draggtati, cr Mut by ezpr on tcipt of 1. OfTlce, 3D Murray St., Now York. Dr. TCTTl Mil Li L tt Talutk UfaraUUa ui k Cm1 KetU will ke aullc4 rati M aUcaUsa.f FORTY YEARS 11 LOVK. 'It won't do,' baid old Tibbets, ahakiug hi3 head furiously. 'I al ways have hated those Patridgee, aud you shan't marry Fanny.' 'A man's affections' began Ho ratio. Nonsense!' cried old Tibbits. You talk like a bording-school girl. You are of age, I know ; but I give you warning, if you persist, I'll take that clever little Johnson into part nership instead of you aud you may beg or starve as you please, for the sake of a red-haired girl like Fannie Pari ridge.' Olrtrolled old Tibbets as he utter ed these last words. Meanwhile Mrs. Partridge aud Fanny were hard at it Funny in tears; Mrs. Partridge in fury. 'I'd rather see you in y6ur grave, Fanny,' cried Mrs. Partridge. 'Old Tibbets' son. Why don't you choose a chimney sweep? It was Tibbets that cheated your pa's brother out of that piece of property. A bigger rascal uever walked! No, Fnnuy, you walk over my dead body before you go to church with him.' Fanny was seventeen and very submissive. Horatio, although live and twenty, submissive likewise. Parental authority prevailed. One meeting was allowed in which the two might bid good-bye to each other. Fanny wept. Horatio he.ld her hands in both of his, aud kissed them very fondly. 'They may yield in time,' said Horatio, 'or something may happen to alter things. Be true to me for a little while. I shall never love any one but you.' 'My heart is broken,' said Fauny, believing it sincerely. 'Hut I shall bo true to you nil my life.' Immediately he kissed her. He never forgot how hard it was to take his lips from hers ; and their arms encircled each other. And it Was really a wonder that tho two young lovers did not die then and thero. Old Tibbets rewarded his son by making him partner in tho prosper ous firm of Tibbets & Co., forthwith, while Mamma Partridge hurried Fanny away to tho north of France. Horatio did not forget easily. It had been a cherished plan of his to marry Fanny. He had a mind that was prone to dwell upon detail. All his fancies about the future had been perfectly finished pictures. It was hard to believe that tho lit tle rotiud tt'a-tablc would never be set with painted china; that Fanny, as Mrs. Tibbets, would not sit be side him in the third pew from the front on Sunday mornings; that she would not go with him to choose tho color of the drawing-room fur niture; that they would not have their portraits painted to hang one each side of the mantlepiece. Fannie was his practical or gen eral idea ; that they might have walk od together forever in the moonlight, was, perhaps, strongest with her. But had he been the most perfect hero of romance she could not have placed him on a higher pedestal. The match certainly would have been a happy one had fate willed it to be a match at all. They loved each other too well to seek comfort in new lovers. Horatio became very steady, and shunned ladies' society ; antt Fanny, after refusing an English baronet and a German baron, declined going into society any more, and settled down with her mother in a little town upon tho Continent, where four or five English families dwell ing there exchanged whist parties, and there wero no young English people whatever. There, at thirty, she was stiU living, and then it was that there came to the place an Eng lish traveler who called upon her. Ho was a friend of Mr. Horatio Tib betts, and had been commissioned to band her a small parcel, and he was to tell Mr. Tibbets how she looked and was, and that ho was very well, quite bald for his years and unmar ried. And then tho traveler went away. The gift was a dainty work-box, worth a great deal of monoy, and iu the little box where the thimble lay was also a ring. Its motto was 'Dinna forget.' 'Dinna forget.' Fanny never showed this gift to her mother, but she woro that ring against her heart under her dress. New hope crept into her soul ; and when a few years after a good looking, wealthy widower ollercd his hand, with a genuine love in the bargain, she refused without hesita tion. Forget? Never! He had not forgotten. But more years pass ed, ten of them at least, and the memory of tbo old family feud still dwelt in the bosom of the two old people. At last, at the ago of eighty, Mrs. Partridge died ; and Fanny, all aloue in what had always remained a strange land, felt inieerably desolate. Youth had departed friends were few. It had been her mother's wish to remain in France ; now her heart dictated a return home. The first mornine paper she opened there told her of the death of Mr. Tibbets, aged ninety. The paper dropped from Fanny's hand, and she sat quite motiouless for moro than twenty minutes. Thon Bho began to cry very softly, and took the ring from her pocket aud looked at it. 'Dinna forget,' she sobbed. 'I am sure ho has not forgotten.' And alio began to wonder what he looked liko now. He must havo altered. Perhaps be was so portly, like his father. Well, she was rather stout herself. One could not be a slender youth forever; and he had probably a streak of gray iu his dark hair. Nothinir could alter his eyes, however. Or, if ho was altogether altered, she would love him still. Why uot since it was heart that lov ed, and not the flesh aud blood. Aud she so managed that the news should reach him in a few days' time that she was there. He had heard it, as she had meant he bhould. He had been all alone and very lonely. He had been an obedient son aud atlectionate one, and bad loved the testy old man dearly. But now he thought it would harm no one if ho should try to realize his youthful dreams. He sighed and looked out of the window; walked to the fire-pluce and stood there unrelenting; bright ened up and began to make one of his old fancy pictures of Fanny at the other side of the fire. She'll bo tho older, of course,' ho said. 'Thin perhaps fragile and worn; pale, too. No matter; it's Fanny, and she'll be beautitul to me.' And he wrote her a letter on the spot, in which, however, he only told her he whh coming to see her. An elderly lady was walking in a green lane near Honey, with two children, aud a poodle which was her own, the children her landlady's. Sho was a very stout lady, with four china and a red face, and no waidt whatever. As she walked, there came up tho lane a weary old gentleman, with a Jarge green umbrella under bis arm. His nose and chin met. His head was as smooth as an egg, except ut tho nape of the neck, where six hairs still clung. His ears stood out on each side of his face, large, yellow and with frosty pinches on them. He had watery-blue eyes, and a wart on his forehead. Just the kind ot old man the stout lady hated. For his part he disliked fat women. A frizzy old creature,' he thought ; and just then the poodle aud chil dren, all tied together with blue ribbon, tangled themselves about his legs and nearly upset him. 'Come here, my dears; don't run against tho gentleman in that way,' said the fat lady in a faint yoice. 'People should teach their grand children aud their dogs better man ners,' said the old gentleman, testily. 'My grandchildren?' panted the old lady ; 'what importinence ! Cru elty to animals is forbidden by law, thank heaven!' 'If this dog is mad, as he seems to be, I will havo him shot,' said tho old gentleman. 'Como here, Fido, darling,' cried the elderly lady. 'My dears, rnn homo to your ma.' Aud just then out steppe'd the landlady. To her the old gentleman addressed himself. 'I bog pardont ma'm. Can you tell me in which of these houses I can find a lady of the name of Partridge Miss Fanny Partridge?' 'Why this is the house, sir,' said the landlady ; 'and hero is Miss Par tridge herself.' 'Will you hand her this?' said the old gentleman, looking around eagerly for Miss Partridge, and never thinking of the stout lady. 'Here, ma'm,' said the landlady, presenting the card to that individ ual. 'That sir, is Miss Partridge.' The name upon the card was Horatio TibbetP.' That hideous little old man, like a weasel, with green cotton umbrella, and no hair, Horatio? That overgrown woman, liko a lobster, Fanny? Neither would believe it; but it was true as true as age is, and time, and change, and all the rest of it. They sat on the horse-hair sofa, iu tho parlor, and tried to talk ; and as they did so, they dipcovcred that Fanny and Horatio who loved each others were both dead a if the sods were over their poor hearts ! Had they married years bofore, probably they would havo been still dear to each other, still pleasant to look upon in the affection, but meet ing as strangers they repulsed each other. 'If he should presume on our old affection 1' thought Fanny, 6iich a very disagreeable old man ! 'If she should expect me to re member the past, this dreadful mountain of flesh!' thought Horatio, aud then ho told her ho was glad to see her looking so well and hoped they would be neighbors. She thought filial;; unlikely, the placo did not agreewithiher. Each dodged the past, not guessing how glad tho other was to dodge it also, and they parted forever, polite ly hoping to meet very soon. That night two pillows were wet with tears. Fauny weptjfor the youthful lover of whose death sho seemed to havo heard that daj', and Horatio for a lost Fauny, now only a mem ory. But thero was uo thought of auy preseut liking, of auy fishing up old flame. They did not even wish to meet agaiu. There was a certain horror in that moetiug not to be forgotten. They never met more; but when Fanny died, years after, the riny with its motto of 'Dinna forget' the ring which no power could have placed upon her fat linger hung by its ribbon over her heart, and Hora tio has buried with him a lock ot hair severed from Fanny's head iu the long ago, when it was golden. Each heart was young and true; but forty years of comfortable, well-to-do life had beon very cruel to their bodies to their voice to their manners. Do you 6uppose that somewhere beyond the stars thoy havo met and are lovers again ? I hopo so ; for in their own way they sufl'ered greatly here for no fault of their owu. Jul;e Muxwcl!. The matter of a successor to Judge Maxwell, member of the Nebraska Supremo Court, is receiving consid erable attention uot only from the state press but the peoplo as well. Maxwell, it is remembered, was the only member of the court who in terposed an objection to the release of the cannibal Olive and his gang of murderers. Whether it was per sonal courage, an opinion of law m a sense of justice that inspired the dissenting opinion, certain it is that it earned for its author the admira tion of every good citizen iu the State. It was a disgrace to Nebras ka's fair fame that a murder so bru tal iu its character, and so horrible and fieudish in its details could be consummated within her borderu, but it was a lasting disgrace to her civilization that the proven and con victed murderers were sent scotl free by tho highest court of the Slate. A legal technicality will not excuse the act to a justico loving people ; no interpretation of law that ignores both common sense aud jus tice is entitled to rospect. It was openly charged that Olive, who wae a wealthy man, obtained his release through the influeuce of money. This may have been unjust, but under tho circumstances it was not entirely unnatural. No diflicully was experienced in hanging Kich ards whose crime was not near so fieudish but who, fortunately for the ends of justice, was a poor man. Society can never be protected so long as encouragement is given to lawlessness and crime, and we ven ture the assertion that Nebraska's Supreme Court did society a greater injury in freeing the Olive gang than can be repaired by fitly right eous decisions. It is a good si"ii when you see the peoplo rallying to the support of good morals and good government, and it is that sign and that disposition ou the part of tin people that is giving Judge Max well such hearty and valuable sup port. Schuyler Sim. Kansas is proud of the achieve ments of a young lady, named Jen nie Heurie, who sometime ago secured a tract of laud on AbIi Creek. "To show what an enterprising girl can do," says the Logan Enterprise, "we will state that she came to that place several years ago with barely enough means to sustain herself after entering tho land. Sho wont to work by the week, and the money 9hc earned was invested in improve ments on the land until now, at which timo sho has about thirty-five acres under cultivation, a comforta ble house, well furnished, and other valuable improvements. By her in dustry and perseverance she has gained the admiration of all who know hor. She will soon have a deed to one of the best tracts of land in that country. We fake pride iu mentioning such instances as this and trust they will prove a worthy example to some young men we might mention. Lincoln Globe. Our business prosperity : Peanut stand. Small boy "Is them all yer give for a cent? Why I used to get twice that many." Vender "Yes but all tho fruit crop is failed this year, and peanuts and peaches is uncommon slow in comin'in." Small boy "Then give me a cent's worth of ice cream ; them isu't failed, is it?" Garfield ub tlieHnrlrrerLia cola. The otlicial report in tho Congres sional Hocord of Saturday, April 14, ISVAi, recites that Mr. Garfield, ia the House of Representatives, after prayer by Chaplain Boyutoo, moved to dispense with tho reading of the Journal, and said : "Mr. Spoaker, I desire to movo that this IIouso do now adjourn. Aud before tbo vote on that motion is taken, I desiro to say a few words. This day, Mr. Speaker, will be sadly memorable so long as this Nation shall eoduro, which God grant may bo till the last syllable of recorded time, when the volume of hutr.an history shall be sealed up aud delivered to tho omnipotent Judge. In all future time, on the recurrence of this day, ( doubt not that the citizens of this Republic will meet in solemn assem bly to reflect on the lifo and charac ter of Abraham 'Lincoln and tho awful tragic eveut of April 14, 1805 au ovent unparalleled in the his tory of natiuus, certaiuly unparal leled iu our own. It is eminently proper that this House should this day placo upou its records a memo rial of that ovent." After a brief eulogy on the lato President, ami the pathetic allusion to the circum stance of his death, Mr. Garfield concluded : " It was uo one maa who killed Abraham Lincoln ; it was the embodied spirit of treason and slavery, inspired with fearful aud despairing hate, that struck him dowu iu the moment of the Nation's supremest joy. .Ah, sir, (here aro times iu the history of men aud na tions when they stand so uear the veil that separates mortals from tho immortals, time from eternity, and men from their God, that they can almost hear tho boatings and feel the pulsations of tho heart of tho Infinite. Through such a timo hart this Nation passed. When U50.000 bravo spirits passed froui the field ot honor through that thin veil to the presence ot God, and when at last its parting folds admitted tho martyr Presideut to the company of the dead heroes of the Republic, the Nation stood so uear (ho veil that the whispers of God were hoard by tho children of men. Awe-strickeu by his voice, the American peoplo knelt iu tearful reverence and made a solemn covenant with him and each other that this Nation should be saved from its onemios, that all its glories should bo restored, and on the ruins of slavery and treason the temples of freedom and justico should be built and should survive forever. It remains for us, conse crated by that great event and under a covenant with God, to keep that faith to go forward in the great work until it shall he completed. Following tho lead of that great man aud obeying the high behests of God, let us remember that 'He ha sounded forth a trumpet that shall never cull retreat; He Is Hiftlnx "t the hearts of men he fore His judgment eat. He swift, my soul, to answer him; he juliilaiit, my feet. For God is marching on.'" At the conclusion of this perora tion the House silently adjourned. The Timber 4'ullure Art. For the benefit of all interested iu "the timber culture act" please say a letter just at hand from the Com missioner refers to marked portions of an accompanying circular from which I now quote that this import ant matter may come before tho pub'ie right from headquarters: "Tho following classes of trees are recognized by this office as timber, in the meaning of the law, viz, ash alder, birch, beech, black walnut, basswnod, black locust, cedar, chest nut, coltouwood, elm, fir, including spruce; hickory, houey-locuat, larch, maple, including box elder; oak, pine, plane tree, otherwise called cotton tree; buttonwood or syca more, service tree, otherwise called mountain ash; white walnut, other wise called butternut; white willow, and whitewood, otherwise called tulip tree." W"ill exchanges please pass the above decision around ; and all who read it preserve for future refer ence. J?. A. Buck, Jiell, Butler Co., Neb., in David City Republican. Ask some men for an advertise ment and thoy answer they do not believe in advertising a paper is never read. Let the man be caught kissing his neighbor' wife, or trying to hold up the side of a buildiug some dark night, aud his tune changes instantly, and if the print ing office is in the garret of a seven teen story building ho will climb up to the top to beg the editor to keep quiet don't publish it in the paper, you know. Exeter Enterprise. False fronts of shirts, vest and coat are now fnrnished corpses by the New York undertakers for ten dol larsa saving of thirty dollars on a suit. Besides the money saved, re member how much cooler the de ceased must feel in a warm climate.