The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, July 06, 1881, Image 1
Mmm Lb.aunpi I w THE JOURNAL. IS lUKI EVKKY WKDNESUAY, M. K. TURNER & CO., Proprietors and Publishers. "- Husine-iv and proft""ional cards ten linen or lt.s :iee. per annum, ten dol lars. Le:al advertisements at statute rates. "Kilitorial local notices" tlfteen cents a Hno each insertion. "Local notices" live cents a line each Inser tion. Advcrtlsmcnts classified as "Spe cial notices" live cpnts a line tlrst Inser tion, three cents a line each subsequent insertion. :o:- SSTOflioc, on lltb street., tip stairs in Journal building. Tkkms lor year, 12. Six months, $1. Throe months, Oc. Single copies. Tic. WHOLE NO. ?S35L 1 i i ii , - - - ic,vri-:s of Aivr.irnsi;G. JU -jM 1 A Ze&X .S;ce. lw'-'wlu Sot Cm lyr j-S' (m wmv dm nW Cam IN hopum i $v.w i $jo i ? i $&-, i ?uo i ?ico It vT0 VOL. XIL--N0. JO. COLUMBUS, NEB., WEDNESDAY, JULY G, 1881. - V - ADVERTISEMENTS. I-IKNRY LITKRS, BLACKSMITH AND Simps near roiimlrj, vnulli or A. A. X. Depot. AH kiml of wood anil iron work on "Whkoiih, ItiiRpU's I'anu ilnehlneiy, . Kuups on hands the TIM PIC KX SPliFXG BUGGY, and other ottfcr buyyics. AlO.THK-- "Fursl V. TJiTidlov Plow?. NEBRASKA HOUSE, S. J. MARMOY, Prop'r. Nebraska Ave., South of Depot, COI.ITMItHS, Tillll. " A new hoime. newly furnished. Good accommodations. Hoard by day or week at reasonable rates. ISrScI" n I'ir-I-Class Xalilo. J!eal, ...2fi Cent. I.odpincs....2T Cts 3S-2t r I! I MKS. IU. fi. 1 mATCE HAS .ll"T KIX'KIYKI) A J.AItdK STOCK OF SPRING AND SUMMER 13ta fill ass()ut.mi:nt of k i;i:ytiux(j p.klokoixc; to f'.kst-ci.ass .miu.ix- kuy stokk.jbi Twelfth St., ttcn doors cast Slate Bank: F. GERBER & CO., HKAI.KRS IX- FURNITURE, AND UXDKIJTAKERS. S, I 1JUUUIUUUUI JUU1UUUMI TABLES, Etc.. Etc. -:o: OlVlC JI1M A CALL AT HIS I'LAt'K on soirru sun: miiST., One floor cast of llehitz's drug store. CITY: Meat Market ! One door north or I'oM-oilire, NEBRASKA AVE., - Coliiniluis. :o:- KKKP ALL KINDS OF Fresh and Salt Meats, AI.SO- V.W., in their season. J3J"?a.li in!d lor IBiiles-, I.nril and ltacon. Mi-x WILL.T. MUKLY. H. B. MORSE IS STILL SELLING AVil. SCHILZ'S OLD STOCK At Cost! At Cost! AND HAS ADDKD A Line of Spring Goods WHICH HE IS SELLING AT EASTERN PRICES. WM. SCBLXL.Z Can still he found at the old stand, where he continues to do all kinds of Custom Work and Repairing. BECKER & WELCH, PHOPRIETORS OF SHELL CREEK MILLS. MANUFACTURERS & WHOLE SALE DEALERS IN FLOUR AND MEAL. OFFICE, COL UMB US, NE B rail I HAVE RECENTLY PURCHASED THE STOCK OF HARDWARE, STOVES AND I J OF MR. ItOItlEIlT IJIIL.IC3, And will continu the business at the old stand, where 1 wjll be pleaded to see the old customer (no objection to a few new ones). 1 have on hand a large tock of STOVES AND RANGES, ALL STYLES, SIZES AND PRICES. J3TB0UGHTI VERY lOWIJEJ NAILS, PUMPS, Rope, Glass, Paint, Pully, BARBED WIRE, (bought before the monopoly price) innlhiral TmntanntQ 1 1 OF A h KINDS. The John Deere Good: a Specialty. PLOWS, HARROWS, RAKES. THECH.EBRTED Buckeye Cultivators, DRILLS AMD SEEDERS. CLIMAX MOWERS ELWARD HARVESTERS AND CORD HINDERS. EUREKA MOWERS, wide cut and lightest draft machine made. Come and sec this machine if you don't look at any thing else. THE OLT' RELIABLE Chicago Pitts Thresher, with Steam or Horse power. The Iron Turbine Wind Mills, The mill that stands all the storms and ! always ready fo'- action. Agent for DAVIS, COULD CO'S Buggies, Carringno, anil Platform Spring Vanons, which I can sell iheapcr than yon can j;o on foot. No trouble to show goods or talk prices. If square dealhrr and "live and let live" prices will secure a share of your patronage, I shall be pleaded to re ceive it. i:l. I. FOSTKK, JHm Successor to R. Uhlig. STATE BANK, C;::m:;it3 Oenirl .t Soel i:i Tsmr Ealit. COLUMBUS, NEBRASKA. CASH CAPITAL, - $50,000 DIRECTORS: Leaxdeh Gerhard, Prcs'l. Geo. W. IIulst Vice Pres't. Julius A Reed. Edward A. Gf.rrard. Abxer Turxer, Cashier. Rank or Dopositf IHxcoHHt anil CxclinnP Collections; I'romptlylTInde ob nil Ioint. Pay Intcrenit on Time lepo It. 274 vesical i mm wmi T. Z. KIieHELi, if. D. D. r.KASTTiT.M.C C. S. UESCES. 1!. S., & !. C. EEHKE, U. D., :f Ciii, Consulting Fhjnciass and Surgeons. For the treatmeitof all classes ofSur gery and defoxmitiea ; acute and chronic diseases, diseases of the eye and ear, etc., etc., Columbus, Neb. M PITS Sameons ANDERSON & ROEN, BAtfKEKS, KLEVKNTII ST., COLUMBUS, NEBRASKA. VSTDeposits received, and interest paid on time deposits. VSr Prompt attention given to collec tions and proceeds remitted on day of payment. 3ST l'assage tickets to or from European points by best lines at lowest rates. XSTDrafts on principal points in Eu rope. REFERENCES AND CORRESPONDENTS: First National Bank', Decorah, Iowa. Allan & Co., Chicago. Omaha National Bank, Omaha. First National Bank, Chicago. Kountze Bros., N. Y. Dr. A. HEINTZ, DKAI.KR IN Fine Soaps, Brushes, PERFUMERY, Etc., Etc., And all articles usually kept on hand by Druggists. Physicians Prescriptions Carefully Compounded. Eleventh street, near Foundry. COLUMBUS, : NEBRASKA SPEICE & NORTH, General Agents for the Sale of Real Estate. Union Pacific, and Midland Pacific C.. Lands for sale atfrom?;!.00to$l0.00 per acre for cash, or on five or ten years time, in annual payments to suit pur chasers. We have also a large and choice lot of other lands, improved and unimproved, tor sale at low price and on reasonable terms. Also business and residence lots in the city. We keep a complete abstract of title to all real es tate in Platte County. KM coi-immjs, NEB. Kmm Qehlee i BMh WHOLESALE &. RETAIL G-KOCEKS! ALSO DEALERS IX Crockery, Glassware, Lamps, Etc., and Country Produce of all Kinds. Till? WEST OF FLOUR AI. WAYS KE1T ON HANI). FOR THE LEAST MONEY! JST(oods delivered free of charge to any part of the city. Terms cash. Comer Eleventh and Olive Streets, Columbus, 2Fcb'. END SPRINGS, PLATFORM SPRINGS, WHITNEY & BREWSTER SIDE SPRINGS. Light Pleasure and Business Wag ons of all Descriptions. We are pleased to invite the attention of the public to the fact that we have just received a car load of Wagons and Buggies of all descriptions, and that we are the sole agents for the counties ol Platte, Butler, Boone, Madison, Merrick, Polk and York, for the celebrated CORTLAND WAGON COMT'Y, of Cortland, New York, and that we are offering these wagons cheaper than any other wagon built of same material, style and finish can be sold for in this county. J3TSend for Catalogue and Price-list. Fill I.. cAirv, Columbus, Neb. 484-tf LAW, REAL ESTATE AND GENERAL COLLECTION OFFICE BY W.S.GEEE. MONEY TO LOAN in small lots on farm property, time one to three years. Farms with some improvements bought and sold. Otfice for the present at the Clother House, Columbus, Neb. 473-x COLUMBUS Restaurant and Saloon! E. D. SHEEHAN, Proprietor. lETWholesale and Retail Dealer in For eign Wines, Liquors aud Cigars, Dub lin Stout, Scotch and English Ales. 1ST Kentucky Wiiskies a Specialty. OYSTERS in their season, by the case can or dish. lltk Street, SoBth of Depot BUSINESS CARDS. pOKIEI,UJS & SIJULIVAIV, A TTOPXEYS-A T-LA W, Up-stairs in Oluck Building, 11th street, Above the New bank. JOHN J. JI A UGH AN, . JUSTICE 01 THE PEACE AND NOTAJiX PUBLIC, Platte' Center, Nkb. TJ 3. I1IJUSO!, NOTARY PUBLIC, 12th Street, 2 doors nest of Hammond House, Columbus, Neb. 491-y TTK. 91. 1. TIUJKHTOJr, ItESlDENT DENTIST. Otlice over corner of 11th aud North-st. All operations first-class and warranted. C 11IICAGO IIAICUEK SHOP! HENRY WOODS, PROr'R. JSTEvcry thing in first -class style. Also keep the best of cigars. OlC-y M , ,... ..-. -... r.., U Wl'f 1IUAH ATTORNEYS AT LAW, Oflice up-stairs in McAllister's build ing. 11th St. W. A. McAllister, Notary Public. F ii. leusciiF, llth St., nearly opp. Gluck's store, Sells Harness, Saddles, Collars, Whips Blunkets, Curry Combs, Brushes, etc., at the lowest possible prices. Repairs promptly attended to. "Vf- J.THOMPSON, NOTARY PUBLIC And General Collection Agent, St. Edwards, Boone Co., Neb. BYRON MII.LETT, Justice of the Peace and Notary Public. ItYICOA ailLLRTT, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Columbus Nebraska. N. B. He will give close attention to all business entrusted to him. 243. T OUIS SCHREIBER, BLACKSMITH AND WAGON MAKER. All kinds of repairing done on short notice. Buggies, Wagons, etc.. made to order, and all work guaranteed. USTShop opposite the "Tattersall," Olive Street. &'A T J. SC1I 1 JO, .11. ., PHYSICIAN AND SUBGEON, Colnmljus, Nel. Office Corner of North and Eleventh Sts., up-stairs in Gluck's brick building. Consultation in Gorman and English. TAMES PEARSALL IS TKKPARKD, WITH FIRST- CLA SS A PPA RA T US, To remove houses at reasonable rates. Give him a call. "M"OTICE TO TF.ACIIF.KS. J. E. Moncrief, Co. Supt., Will be in his ollicc at the Court House on the first and last Saturdays of each month for the purpose of examining applicants for teacher's certificates, and for the transaction of any other business pertaining to schools. CU7-y T S. MURDOCK Ss SON, ' Carpenters and Contractors. Have bad an extended experience, and will guarantee satisfaction in work. All kinds of repairing done on short notice. Our motto is, Good work and fair prices. Call and give us an oppor tunity to estimate for you. USTShop on lltth St., one door west of Fricdhof & Co's. store, Columbus, Nebr. 483-y WILLIAM RYAN, DKAI.KR IN KENTUCKY WHISKIES Wines, Ales, Cigars and Tobacco. I3F"Schilz's Milwaukee Beer constant ly on hand.jgj Elkvknth St., Columbus, Neb. TUTTS PILLS INDORSED BY PHYSICIANS, CLERQYMEN, AND THE AFFLICTED EVERYWHERE. THE GREATEST MEDICAL TRIUMPH OF THE AGE. SYMPTOMS OF A TORPID LIVER. Jjqm of appetite.Nauaea.bowelg costive, Pain in tneHead,with a doll aenaatlon in the back part, Pain under the shoulder blade, fullneaa after eating, with a diain cllnatiqn to exertion of body or mind. Irritability of temper, Low spirits. Lost of memory, with a feeling of haying neg lected some duty-wearineaa, pizilnesa, 1'latteHng of the Heart, Dots before the eyes, Yellow Bkin, Headache, Beatlcsa nese at night, highly colored urine. TJ THESE WAEKUTOS ABE UNHEEDED, SERIOUS DISEASES WILL SOON BE DEVELOPED. TUTTS PILLS are especially adapted to each caief ,ono dose effects such a change of feeling as to astonish the sufferer. They iBereaae the Appetite, and cause the body to Take on Flrah, tbng the system Is MeHrtfthed.andbyUiPirTOHleAetlQHOnthe DfsTeetlTe Ortrano. Brirular Stools are pro deced. Price S cents, as Murray ML. N.Y. TUTT'S HAIR DYE. Gray Hatb or WnisiCEKS changed to a Glossy Black by a single application of this Dye. It Imparts a natural color, acta Instantaneously. Eold bjDroggUU,or Mot by exprcn on receipt of II. Office, 35 Murray St., New York. CDt. I LITS BUSCIL t Talublc Iifanutlm ul 1 CkU BtcelpU will k BUlkd rail oa ipUeaUga.F UNCLE BENT'S GREAT BOWLDER. 'Good-morning, Uncle Boat! I've come over to see if you can givo mo a job.' Uncle Bent stood looking at a huge bowlder in a field beside the house. Ho was somethiug of a bowlder himself ; well-rounded, massy, hard, with a jaw as set and firm as if it had becu modeled out of the granite hills. He turned aud looked at his neph ew, and a grim smile flickered like April sunshino over the compact, gray Visage. Wallace Bent was as little like his uncle as a boy of the same name aud raco could well be. There was noth ing of the bowlder about him. Ue was small and rather delicate, yet with a certain decision and strength in his plain, honest face. He saw the slightly derisive smile, and was conscious of looking very puny iudecd in the eyes of his stem relative. Ho blushed, and, aware that such evidence of weakness would not tend at all to raise him in the old man's estimation, blushed redder still. 'Want, a job, do you ? I declare !' said Uncle Bent. '"What do you think you can do?' 'I should think there might be a good many things about your place, or your mill, or your store, that I might do,' "Wallace replied, with awkward diilidcncc. 'Any way, mother said I ought to apply to yon before going to any one else. I've got to do something now, you know ; I'm not going to let her support me, now I can support myself.' 'Yes, I thought both of you ought to come to that conclusion long ago,' said the old man. 'A poor boy liko you ought to have been put to earn ing his living sooner.' 'I suppose so,' "Wallace assented. 'But mother wanted to keep me in school as long as possible.' You're a pretty good scholar, I hear,' said Uncle Bent; 'hut what good will that ever do ye? You haven't the means to go thro' college and take a profession.' 'That's true; but I believe a little education will be good for me, what ever I do for a living,' said "Wallace, with a firm and intelligent look, quite forgetting his blushes. 'That may be a mistake. But I am ready to go to work now. And I thought I would please mother by calling on you.' Uncle Bent was greatly annoyed, for ho said to himself, 'If I hire a nephew, and a poor widow's son, I shall have to favor him, and pay him wages, or folks will talk. Boys that work for me must be louyh! I don't want anything to do with him him!' Then he said aloud, 'But you arc kind o' weakly ! You ain't stubbin enough to take hold and do real work ! You always have been puny !' It was Wallaco's turn to smile. '"rnn lilomn mo fnr nnt linvintr crnno to work before ; and now you say I am not able to wdtk.' Undo Bent wasn't pleased to be convicted of inconsistency in this easy, ofl-hand way by a school-boy nephew. 'There may be some things you can do,' he said ; 'but my work is man's work. I have man's work enough, if you could do that.' 'I am sure I can do somcthiug at it, and I don't expect more pay than I can earn.' Uncle Bent was afraid he had already said too much. 'I shall havo the family on my hands if I givo him the least encouragement; that's what the widow wants 1' tho't he. So he hastened to reply to the boy's last remark. 'Here's a man's job, right here. I want to build a barn ; and I've been wondering how I should get rid of this bowlder. If you want to tacklo that, you can !' As the rock was large, and "Wal lace looked quite small. beside it, the old man smiled again at the grotes queness of the proposal. 'Very well Wallace replied, 'I'll take hold if you'll pay me by the week.' 'No, no !' cried Uncle Bent, grow ing good-natured over what he considered a capital joke. 'Take it by the job, and then you can be as long as you please about it. Lift a little in the forenoon, sit down in the shadow of it and cat your dinner, then lift a little more in the after- noon. t 'What shall I do with it when I take it away?' Wallace asked. 'I don't care ; only get it off from my place.' 'And what do you propose to give for the job?' 'Ten dollars,' said the old man, promptly, for he had already calcu lated that it would cost much more than that to drill the rock and break it up with blasting powder. Til think about it,' said Wallace, after a little hesitation. Uncle Bent laughed. But there was something in the boy's face he didn't understand. 'He can't be iu earnest,' he said to himself, and ho thought it wise to add, Til give you six weeks to do it in ; say, till the first of June.' 'All right,' said the boy. 'Mean while isn't there some other liltlo job you'd like to have mo try my hand at? There's all that brush back there which the woodchoppers have left; wouldn't you like to have me tako that away ?' 'Yes.' 'What will you give?' 'Xothing 1'said tho old man,shortly. 'That isn't very large pay,' tho boy replied. 'I know it,' said his uncle. 'The brush can bo burnt right where it is, and the ashes arc worth somcthiug on tho land. Beside?, some of the large limbs will cut up into good wood. 'Well,' Wallace replied, after u little meditation, Til take the bowl der, and I'll burn the brush-heaps on your land, and leave you the ashes. You shall givo mo ten dollars for the rock, and -what wood I choose to cut out of the brush. Is that fair? 'Well, fair enough,' the old man was obliged to admit. 'But if you are in earnest, I must say you aro a blamed fool 1' 'That's my lookout,' laughed Wal lace, starting to walk toward the brushheaps. 'And see here!' cried his uncle, 'you are not to damage the trees, or endanger the corded wood by your fires.' Of course not,' consented Wallace, without looking back. 'lie talks that way just to carry out the joke,' thought Uncle Bent. 'He don't act like it, though. See here !' he again called out, 'I suppose you know there's only one way of moving this rfrTck ?' 'You suggested lifting,' said Wal lace, smiling over his shoulder. It will take a quantity of powder, and a good many days' work,' f-aid the old man, anxious to get at the boy's real intentions. 'I haven't any money to buy pow der, or to hire men ; so I shall have to try other means,' Wallace replied. 'Do you mean it ?' cried Imr uncle, growing astonished. 'I am going to try,' said Wallace. 'But what how how aro you going to manage?' 'I can't say until I have studied into the matter a lillle And again Wallace walked on toward the woods. Uncle Bent also went off, irritated and puzzled. He was really inclined to set the boy down for a fool ; and he was confirmed in this opinion, on coming out again after dinner, and finding what Wallace had been doing. He had got another boy to help him ; a tall, gawky fellow, whom Uncle Bent recognized as Simple Jack one of those weak-minded youths who are to be found in almost any village. He was dragging brush from the land and placing it in piles near the bowlder. 'Go'n' to have Fome fun,' he said, when tho old man asked him what he was about. 'What sort of fun?' Uncle Bent inquired. 'Go'n' to make a big firo, an' burn up the rock,' replied Simple Jack. 'Burn up tho rock!' growled the old man, with angry impatience. 'That nephew of mine is certainly a fool, and ho has taken another fool into company!' lie walked ofl toward the woods, where he saw Wallace disentangling the brush-heaps. The boy looked up from his work, wiped his brow under his old hat brim, and turned a red and sweaty face toward his uncle. 'So ! you're goiug to bum up the bowlder, are you?' cried the old man, with somewhat savage sar casm. 'That's a bright idee?' 'I didn't sav I was going to burn it up,' Wallace replied, embarrassed and nettled. 'Simple Jack eays so.' 'Simplo Jack isn't tho boss of this job.' Wallace gave a pull at a large branch ; and then added in a rather dry, drawling tone, 'But I won't dispute what he says. I've been thinking about that bowlder a good deal, uncle. I can't tell yet what I'm going to do, for I'm not sure my experiment will succeed.' 'Well, mabby you know what you are about; but I doubt it And with a scowl and a puzzled expres sion, tho old man went o(T to his mill. He thought a good deal that after noon about bowlderp, his brother's poor widow and his nephew Wal lace, Simple Jack and the problem of using fire to remove rocks. He finally became so worked up by his thoughts that he left his business at an unusually early hour and went home. His mind was not at all relieved to find that the boys had actually built a raging firo of brush against a broad side of the rock. Nor, I must say, was Wallace at all pleased to sec his undo approach ing. The critical moment in his experiment had arrived; and, altho' he felt reasonably certain of success, the old man's presence made him nervous. But then he rctlccted, it would be pleasant to have him there to wit ness his triumph. Wallace was adding bits of dry brush to the fire immediately beside the rock, while Simple Jack was bringing water from Uncle Bent's well and tiling tubs. What's the water for?' the old mau demanded of the tall, awkward youth. 'To put out the rock when it burns too fast,' replied Simplo Jack, lug ging his pails. 'Goin' to havo great run !' 'So you're re'ly trying the lire! cried Uncle Bent, approaching the scene of tho experiment. 'I don't see that the bowldor has burnt up much yet !' 'No, not yet. It is getting pretty hot, though, and we have plenty more brush, you see replied Wal lace. 'It will be some time before you need the water if it is to put the rock out when it burns too funt, as Jack nays,' observed the sarcastic old man. 'Jack don't got things quite right, though I've tried to explain them to him,' replied Wallace 'We phall need the water pretty soon, I think. That will do, Jack! Now stand by that tub, and do just as I tell you.' There was a tub on each side of the fire, which was now rapidly dying away. Instead of replenish ing tho fire, Wallace hauled what was left of it quickly away from the rock with an iron rake. 'Now dash on !' he cried ; and set tho example of throwing water from one of the tuba upon the heated face of the porous rock. Jack hurled water from the other tub. It was cold water from the well. As it struck the bowlder, it hissed and Rtcamed furiously. Uncle Bent stepped back to avoid getting spattered. He had hardly stationed himself at a safe distance when he was startled by a succession of sharp reports. Crackcrack crack-crack! 'I van !' he cried ; 'the bowlder is Hying to pieces !' Crack crack again. Then, after a little while, the reports grew'dull, and ceased. But, in the meanwhile, ii:ikes and masses of the rock had broken away and fallen; some light fragments Hying across the fire, aud lighting at his feet. 'Stop now !' cried Wallace. 'Save the water, and put on tho brush again !' He shoved what was left of the fire back against the rock, and in a short time there was another brave blaze. 'I doclaro, nephew,' said Uncle Bent (he had never called him neph ew before), 'I believe you'll do it !' 'I know I Bhall,' laughed the ex cited Wallace. 'It's only the surface of the rock that's cooled by the water, and we'll havo it heated up again soon.' 'But what made you think of it?' Uncle Bent wished to know. 'Why, I knew perfectly well that heat expands all such substances, while cold contracts them ajrain ; and when they expand suddenly and unequally, they break. And once, when our class in natural philosophy was reciting, the teacher told us how, when the great firo was in Boston, granite fronts flow to pieces, espe cially if a column of water struck them when they were hot. I remem bered it when you sr.id you wanted to get rid of the bowder ; and when I saw that the rock was quite porons, and saw also the brush-heaps, I con cluded I would take the job.' Uncle Bent had conceived a sud den respect for his nephew. That respect was heightened considerably four days later, when he went out to look at tho completely demolished bowlder, and the following dialogue occurred. 'Well, nephew, you've got some pretty cood heaps of stone here. I'll save you the further trouble of tak ing them away.' 'But I don't want you to save me the trouble,' said Wallace. 'What do you mean to do with 'cm?' Uncle Bent asked in surprise. 'Sell 'em !' said Wallace. 'Sell 'em?' echoed the old man. 'What are they good for?' 'Good for wall-stone; especially for the foundation of a barn if any body is going to build one right on the spot.' And Wallace turned up a keen eye at his nnclc. 'You mean you ?' I am to buy 'em of Thejr are worth more to you than to anybody else. But if you don't want them, I've talked with the carpenters; I know who will take them.' Uncle Bout was astonished, but not displeased. Well, What do you ask for 'em?' Mr. Wilson looked at them thn forenoon ; he said they were worth ton dollars to you ho would give me five, and haul them away.' 'Well, well, nephew ! it's a sharp bargain you aro driving with your old uncle! But it's all right. You shall hare your ten dollars for breaking up tho rock, aud ten mora for tho rock now it is broken. And I'll tell you what! Como and work for me. You may chooso your placo iu the store or in the mill. I guess a boy with such a head as yours on his shoulders can be made useful.' 'You are too late,' replied the nephew. 'I've just engaged myself to a friend of Mr. Wilson's. I am going to be an architect.' , F. T. Trowhridye, in Youth's Companion. The .11 Ih ltrr' Cow. An exchange tells a droll story of aclergyman's experiment and how it ended : Some years ago there lived iu Central New York a very worthy find rcjpeclnblo djvine knowu as Father (Joss. He had a hired mau named Isaac, who always obeyed orders without question. Father Gosh bought a cow one day which proved refractory when milked, refusing to surrender tho lacteal fluid, although Isaac used all the persuasive arts of which ho was master. He finally reported her delinquencies to his master. Well, Isaac,' said he, 'go to the barn and got thoso pieces of new rope.' Isaac obeyed ; tho cow was driven into the stable, tied with a piece of rope, when the reverend came out armed with a knife. 'Now,' he exclaimed to Isaac, 'I will get on the cow's back and you tie my feel beneath her, theu you go on with your milking, and with my weight on her back she must give down her milk.' Isaac obeyed. The feet were tied, tho pail got, and milking com menced. But bossy objected, aud plunged wildly about. The stable was low and the reverend's head was fear- fnlltr I IniiMiiit.l (fill It.t... Ijniif f bawled he, 'cut the rope.' Isaac seized the knife and cut not the rope which tied tho mas ter's feet, but the one that tied the cow. The stable gate was opcii.also the yard gale. Away darted the frantic cow, tho terrified mau on her back, helplessly roaring: 'Stop her, stop her!' While madly careering down the road he mot a parishioner, who ex cilcrily called: 'Why Mr. Goss, where are you going ?' 'Only God and this cow knows groaned he; 'I don't,' The animal was finally caught and tho man released, much frightened but unhurt. Advertising. Tho Lacon IFomc Journal gets off tho following good one on the pro fession : The Jersey county medical society, some time ago, resolved not to ad vertise their names in the newspa pers. It was considered "quackery" to mention themselves in print. A meeting of this astute body was lately held, which the Denmcrul re ported, omitting all names, merely interlarding the account with nu merous dashes, as : Dr. in the chair, Dr. sec'y., Dr. , moved, etc. Now the Drs. are mad as hornets, and there are not dashes enough outside of a type-foundry to express the highly objectionable words used by them when com menting upon tho apparently sin cere and courteous effort of the ed itor to respect their plainly spoken resolution. When Corwin'd only son, Dr. Wm. II. Corwin, was attending college, his teachers complained that he sat up too late night?, and they were afraid he would injure him self with over mental exertion. The statesman wrote on this occasion as follows: 'My son: I am informed that you aro injuring your health by study. Very few men nowadays are likely to be injured in this way, and all I have to say is, that should you kill yourself by study, it would give mo great pleasure to attend your funeral. Ex. In a valiant suffering for others, not in a slothful making others suf fer for us did nobleness ever die. The chief of men is he who stand in the van of men, fronting the per ils which frighten back all others, which, if it be not vanquished, will devour the others. Every noble crown is, and on earth will forever be, a crown of thorns.