KATUN OF ASM'r.K'riMfttt. Space. lir -ic liw .ih Km lyr leoPinii I'siiiii s-jii $i ; $,.. j $o i $it.o H ' s.wi i i , i.'i i -jii i :ui on 4 j -;.h j 12 1 i.- 2ii i :sf i inches :..'.' T..M II II !. 27 a i .:.n c.Tfi u 12 j ir 20 1 T' 1 i..-o 1 2.2.1 1 a ; .- ; $ j 10 Bii"iness :md professional cards ten lines or les space, per annum, ten dol lar. Leiral advertisement at stntut rates. ''Editorial local notices" fifteen cent a line each insertion. "Local notices" five cents a line each Inser tion. Ail vert isiiients classified as "Spe cial notices' tive cents a line tlrst Inser tion, three cents a line each subsequent insertion. I isM Kl i:ki: wi:immay, M. K. TUHNKlt &:o,' Proprietors and Publishers. 1 i 1 J. :: IJSrOffipe, oh lltk lreBU,3ii stairs in " AoukX.u. iMiHf. "Thiims IVr year, 12. Six menths,$l. Three month. . Single -jie,5c. VOL. XII.-N0. 8. COLUMBUS, NEB., WEDNESDAY, JUNE 22, 1881. WHOLE NO. 580. THE JOURNAL. iw tut nuil. T f f f, t 4-' i T ADVERTISEMENTS. IIKNIJY Ll'HIJS. BLACKSMITH -AMI - AVnroii Mnkor, liup iirnr I'iimIiiIi), -nt!i til' I. A N. Ili-jxit. All kind tf wood and iron work on (W(Kjr.ii.. ItHreU-.. Farm MacHincr-., A". (Keeps hii bands the wm pkkx sppixg i ran r, hh1 ttther cHsierti liHyitics. ai.mi. iiii:-- Fm-Pi tV F.i'.-ullcv Plows. NEBKASKA HOUSE, S. J. MARMOY. Prop'r. Nebraska Ave., Souih of Depot, coi.i niti's. i:. A new hon-e. ncwtv rnrniMicd. (Jood aceniumml ilioiis. Board by day or week at re i son able rales. l3TS't' u I'ii-si-t'lii. Talilo. .Meals, .SMVnt-. J Lodgings 2Ti CU ::s-2i f i u . in MKS. M.S. DKAKK iia mm i:rri:irn a laimjl SPRING AND SUMMER men n lllll 1UIU 11 15" A I i I.I. A--HKIMI I' OF I KlftllllM. P.M.Ol.lU ill HIM -rl.A- MII.I.1S l.K "'loKh.jrj Tteettth St.. iwi ('tfs ' Nfff J!nk: F. CERBER & CO., - iKii rit. in AND UN DI KTAKKKS. lea 1 lyuuuiuuuui uiii uuumi TABLES, Etc., Etc. GIVE HIM A I' A I.I. AT IMS I'LAlE ON SOUTH MIK lllli ST., Our iir tW f Ileintz's drutt store. Meat Market ! Out-dool norlb of I'ovt-nllico, XEIWASKA A'E.. - oIniiilui. :o- KKKI" AM. KIMK OK Fresh and Salt Meats, AI.MI 1' Kt .. ill their s( iuii. JST'"'! Inil Hil-. I.ard :iiiI It:i'n. JH2-Y WILL. T. BM'M.Y H. B. MORSE 15 TU.L sKU.lNfJ M. M HII.7S OI.O M'Oi K At Cost! At Cost! ANI II " ADII I) A Line of Spring Goods Willi II UK Is KI.l.IMJ AT EASTERN PRICES. "WM. SCT-IILZ Can still he f,wnd at the old stand, where he conliriHes tit do all hinds of Custom Work and Repairing. BECKER & WELCH, PBOPRIETORS OF SHELL CREEK MILLS. MANUFACTURERS & WHOLE SALE DEALERS IN FLOUR AND MEAL. OFFICE, COL UJfB US, XF.B MILLINERS N IKY FUMITURE Ghairs ham HP I HAVE KKi r.NTLY lTlti HASEU TIIK TO( Iv OF HARDWARE, STOVES AMI - AKlfflM IMPLEMENTS ! OF ii it. icoitr.itT iin.in. Anil will continue the business at the, obi st mil. li ! I will In- ii'a-i'(i In see tin- olii i-ii-tuiiit-r viio uli.ii-ctiiiii to a t iii-m uiii-s). 1 itL'on ii.iiul a large tiirl. 1 STOVES AMI BANGES, Al. I. STYLES, SIZES AND IMMi'Ks. Eruorr.in" veijy i.owygj NAILS, PUMPS.. Hope. Class, i'aiiil, Tiilly, BARBED WIRE, vlion:lit liffiirc tin-iiionopolj price; Agriciiil Iiiulfiiieits ! ! OF ALL K1NPS. The Job hn Mi a Specialty. PLOWS, HAEROWS, RAKES. Tin: i Ki.nii:rEi) Buckeye Cultivators, DRILLS AND SEEDERS. CLIMAX MOWERS ELWARD HARVESTERS AND CORD BINDERS. EUEEKA MOWERS, u nlc cut ami li:litt draft macliiiic ni'i.lr. ome ami ve tlu nmcliinc if n don't look at am lbm;'ele. TIIK OLl RELIABLE Chicago PiKs Thresher, with tp:iin or Hnrc power. The Iron Turbine Wind Mills, Tbe mill tlrtt stands all Hie storm and is alw a s read fur action. Agent for 1)AVI. (iOl'LD CD'S BukrIos, Cnrriaiios, and Platform Spring Wagons, which I nil sell cheaper than "oit can no oil foot. No trouMe to show irnods t.r talk prices. It square dcaliu and ''live and let lie" prices will .secure a share of your ptrouui.re, I slnll he pleased to re ceixe it. 2i:o. i. rovrr.it, .ML"i Successor to It. I'lilig. OOJiTTMCB'CrS STATE BANK, Si::e:s:r! ta 3 irriri S Seel sl Tsrscr i Halsl. COLUMBUS, NEBRASKA. CASH CAPITAL. - $50,000 J1UKCTOKS: Lkaxof.h (iF.KKAitn, P res' I. (Ir.o. AV. IIui.st Vice Pros' t. Julius A Kf.f.d. Emvvitn A. Cfjikard. Ahnf.r Tuknei:, Cashier. Itnnlc oT IopoxIt, Iimoiint nml EtrlianRP. CNilloclivuKl'roinptlj'.lInfleoii nil loInl.. l'ny Intorovt on Time Iepo Itt. 274 AJLKIICAjN' MEDICAL 1 MUl INSTITUTE. Z. MITCHEU. it 5 5, 7. HASTTH, X. E I s. s. ueecie. :i. a., s j. ;. zzvuzt, a. s., :f cii. Conultinfr Physicians and Surgeons. For the treatment of all classes of Sur gery and deformities ; acute and chronic diseases, diseases of the eye and ear, etc.. etc., Columbus, Neb. PHysii SflfflOflS ANDERSON & ROEN, BAJSTKEES, KI.EVKNTH ST., COLUMBUS, NEBRASKA. tSTDeposits received, and interest paid on time deposits. 1ST Prompt attention airen to collec. tions and proceeds remitted on day of payment. 3T I'assage t islets to or from European points by best lines at Imcest rates. T3T Drafts on principal points in Eu rope. REFERENCES AND CORRESPONDENTS: First National Hank, Doeorah, Iowa. Allan A- t'o., Chicago. Omaha National Hank, Omaha. First National ISauk, Chicago. Kouutze Uros., N. Y. Dr. A. HEINTZ, IIKAI.KK IN wi.i:s, Li(ii;oits, Fine Soaps, Brushes, PERFUMERY, Etc., Etc., And all articles usually kept on hand by Druggists. Physicians Prescriptions Carefully Compounded. Eleventh street, near Foundry. COLUMDUS. : NEBRASKA SPEICE & NORTH, General Agents for the Sale of Real Estate. Union I'aritic, ami Midland Pacific R. It. Lamb for sale atfrom$3.00to$lU.OO per acre for cash, or on live or ten year. time, in annual payments to suit pur chasers. AVe have also a large and choice lot of other lauds, improved and unimproved, lor sale at low price and on reasonable terms. Alio Inisine- and residence- lots in the citj. We keep a complete abstract of title to all real es tate in Tlatte County. (n!:; roi.uMiiim, im.h. Hsmh Qehlrich I BMm AVHOI.ESALE & II ETA I L G-KOCEKS! AIO IlKAI.F.US IS" Crookery, Glassware, Lamps, Etc., and (louiitrv Produce of all Kinds. TIIK IIF.ST ir I'l.OUK AI. WAW KKI'T OX IIA.lil. KOK THE LEAST .MONEY! gn'0"ls delivered free of charge to any part of the city. Terms cash. Corner Eleventh and Olive Streets, Columbus, Neb. END SriMNGS, I'l.ATFOUM STRINGS, WHITNEY A: BREWSTER SIDE SPRINGS. Light Pleasure aud Business Wag oils of all Descriptions. We are pleased to invite thp attention of the public to the fact that we have just received a car load of Wagons and Ruggies of all descriptions, and that we are the oIe agents for the counties ol Platte, lltitler, llooiie, Madison, Merrick, Polk aud York, for the celebrated CORTLAND WAGON COMP'Y, of Cortland, New York, and that we are ou'eriug thee wagons cheaper than hiij other wagon built of same material, style and finish can be sold for in this county. ESTSend for Catalogue and Price-list. iiiii.. cAiar, Columbus, Neb. 484-tf LAW, REAL ESTATE AND C.F.NKKAL COLLECTION OFFICE BY W.S.GEER MONEY TO LOAN in small lots on farm property, time one to three vears. Farms with'some improvements houuht aud sold. Ojfrce for the present at the Clother House, Columbus, Neb. 4TS-x COLIIMB IJ Restaurant and Saloon! E. D. SHEEHAN, Proprietor. 23TWholesale ind Retail Dealer in For eign Wines, Liquors ami Cigars, Dub lin Stout, Scotch and English Ales. 33" Kentucky Whiskies a Specialty. OYSTERS in their season, by the case can or dish. 11th Street, South of Depot GOOD GOODS BUSINESS CARDS. nOKKKULS tV Kri.l.lVAIY, A TTOPXEYS-A 1-LA W, Up-stairs in Glttck Huilding, 11th 9treet, Above the New bank. roiiiv .1. .11 AUGII AW, JUSTICE OF THE PEACE AND NOTAH1 PUBLIC, l'LATTK CKXTKIt, - - NKB. IT a. iii:i.ho., NO TA U Y P UliLIC, l'.'lli Strfft, t doors nest of Hammond Home, Columbus, Neb. 491-y tk. i i- 'rinjK.srox, Ji ESID EXT D EN TIST. Otlice over corner of lltli anil North-st. A 11 operations lirst-class and w arranted. IIICAUO llAKICUie NIIOI! HENRY WOODS. Pmu-'u. JSr"Eerythiiig in tirit-ilass style. Also keeji the best of cigars. f10-y 7ir'Ai.i.itt'ri:ii mtos., A TTOliXEYS A T LA W, Otlice up-stairs in McAllister's build ing. 1 It la St. W. A. .McAllister, Notarv Public. 1 ? la.itu.sciii:, llth St., nearly opp. Gluck's store, Sells Harness, Saddles, Collars, Whips, Rlankets, Curiy Combs, Rrushes, etc., at the lowest jiossible prices. Repairs promptly attended to. 11 .1. THOMPSON, XOTAltY PUBLIC And General Collection Agent, St. Edwards, lloone Co., Neb. HYKO.N MII.I.KTT, Justice of the Peace and Notary Public. hyico .nii.i.F.rr, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Columbus Nebraska. N. B. He will give close attentiou to all business entrusted t.o him. 24S. L GUIS SCHRE1BER, BLACKSMITH AND WAGON MAKER. All kinds of repairing done on short notice. Buggies, Wagons, etc., made to order, and all work guaranteed. jSTShop opposite the "Tittcrsall," Olive Street. "'-' T .1. SCIUJ, .li. IK, ' PHYSICIAN A ND SUI1 (I EON, Columbus, IVel. Office Comer of North and Eleventh Sts., up-stairs in Gluck's brick buildiug. Consultation in German and English. TfJI. HIIRGKSS, Dealer in HEAL EtilA it:, CONVEYANCER, COLLECTOR, AD I1JSU2AHCE A3EUT, (JKNOA. NAXCK CO., - NKB. TAMES PEARSALL IS I'KKI'AUKD, WITH FIRST- CLASS A PPA PAT US, To remove houses at reasonable rales. Give him a call. TOTlCr: TO TEACHERS. J. E. Moncrief, Co. Supt., Will be in his otlice at the Court House on the first and last Saturdays of each month for the purpose of examining applicants for teacher's certificates, and for the transaction of any other business pertaining to schools. f(i7-y T S.MUItnOCK&SOX, ' Carpenters and Contractors. Have had an extended experience, and will guarantee satisfaction in work. All kinds of repairing done on short notice. Our motto is, Good work and fair prices. Call and give us an oppor tunity to estimate for you. EfTshop on 1.1th St., one door west of Friedhof A (Vs. store, Columbus. Nebr. 481-y WILLIAM RYAN, DKAI.KU IN KENTUCKY WHISKIES Wines, Ales, Cigars and Tobacco. E5?Schilz's Milwaukee Beer constant ly on liand.FJ Elkvknth St., Columbus, Nk. A GOOD FARM FOR SALE IffO acres of good land, SO acres under cultivation, a good house one and a halt story high, a good stock rauge, plenty ol water, and good hay land. Two miles east of Columbus. Inquire at the Pioneer Bakery. 473-Oiu F SCHECK, Manufacturer and Dealer in CIGARS AND TOBACCO. ALL KINDS OF SMOKING ARTICLES. Store on Olive St., near the old Post-office Columbus Nebraska. 447-ly TTlttY CJASS, Manujacturer and dealer in Wooden and Metalic Burial Caskets All kinds and sizes of Holies, also has the sole right to manufac ture aud sell tbe Smith's Hammock Reclining Chair. Cabinet Turning and Scroll work, Pic tures, Picture Frames aud Mouldings, Looking-glass Plates, Walnut Lumber, etc., etc. COLUMBUS, XEB. ASL-jX fltfSKJuML. ouit 3ii:v .m:k;iiiioies at IMMUAPOG. "When I saw the little house build ing, an eighth of a mile beyotnl ray own, on the Old Buy Road, I won dered who were to be the tenants. The modest structure was set well back Irom the road, among the tree, as if the inmates were to care noth ing whatever for a view of the stylish equipages which sweep by during the summer season. For un part, I like to see them passing, in town or country; but each has his own taste. The proprietor, who seemed to be also Ihe architect of the new house, superintended the various details of the work with an assiduity that gave me a high opin ion of his intelligence and executive ability, atid I congratulated mysell on the prospect ol having some very agreeable neighbors. It was quite early in the Rpriug, if I remember, when they moved into the cottage a newly married couple, evidently; the wife very young, pretty and with the air of a lady; the husband somewhat older, but still in Ihe first flush of manhood. It was understood in the village that they came from Baltimore; but no oue knew them personally, and they brought no letters of introduc tion. (Kor obvious reasons I re frain from mentioning names.) It was clear that, for the present at least, their own company was entire ly suflicicnt for them. They made no advances toward the acquaintance of any of the families in the neigh borhood, and consequently were left to themselves. That, apparently was what they desired, and why they came to Ponkapog. For after its black bass and wild duck and teal, solitude is the chief staple of Ponkapog. Perhaps its perfect rural lovclincpsshould be included. L inir high up under the wing of the Blue Hills, and in the odorous breath of pines and cedars, it chances to be the most enchanting bit of genuine country within ilO miles of Boston, which, moreover, can be reached in half an hour's ride by railway. But the nearest railway stalion (Heaven be praised ! ) is two miles distant, and the seclusion is without a flaw. Ponkapog has one mail a day; two mails a day would render the place uninhabitable. The village it looks like a com pact village at a distance, but un ravels and disappears the moment you drive into it has quite a large floating population. I do not allude to the perch and pickerel. Along the Old Bay Road, a highway even in the colonial days, there are a num ber of attractive cottages straggling ofT toward Milton, which arc occu pied tor the summer by people from the city. These birds of passage are a distinct class from the permanent inhabitants, and the two seldom closely assimilate unless there has been some previous connection. It seemed to me that our new neigh bors were to come under the head of permanent inhabitants; they bad built their own house, and had the air of intending to live in it all the year round. 'A re you not going to call on them ?' I asked my wife one morning. 'When they call on ?.?,' ehc replied lightly. 'But it is our place to call first, they being strangers.' This was said as seriously as the circumstances demanded ; but my wife turned it oil' Avith a laugh, and I said no more, always trusting to her intuitions in these matters. She was right. She would not hayc been received, and a cool 'not at home' would have been a bitter social pill to us if we had gone out of our way to be courteous. I saw a great deal of our neigh bors, nevertheless. Their cottage lay between us and the post-oflice where he was never to he met by any chance and I caught frequently glimpses of the two working in the garden. Floriculture did not ap pear so much au object, as exercise. Possibly it was neither; maybe they were engaged in digging for speci mens of those arrowheads and Hint hatchets which are contiuually com ing to the surface hereabouts. There is scarcely an acre in which the plowshare has not turned up some primitive stone weapon or domestic utensil, disdainfully left to us by the red men who once held the domain an ancient tribe called the Puuky poags, a forlorn descendant of which, one Polly Crowd, figures in the annual Blue Book, dowu to the close of the Southern Avar, as a Slate pen sioner. I quote from the local his toriographer. "Whether they were developing a kitchen-garden or emulating Prof. Schlieman at Mycenie, the new-comers were evidently persons of refined musical taste ; the lady had a voice of remarkable sweetness, although of no great compass, and I used often to linger of a morning by the high gate and listening to her executing an operatic air, conjecturally at some window up-stairs, for the house was uot visible from the public road. The husband, somewhere about the grounds,would occasionally respond with two or three bars. It was all quite an ideal, Arcadian business. They seemed very happy together, these two persons, who asked no odds whatever of the community in which they had settled themselves. There was a qucerness, a sort of mystery, about this couple, which I admit piqued my curiosity, though, as a rule. I have no morbid interest in Ihe all'airs ol my neighbors. They behavad like a pair of lovers who had run oil and got married clande stinely. I willingly acquitted them, the one and the other, of having no legal right to do so; for, to change a word in the lines of the poet : It is a joy to think the best We may nt human kind. Admitting flu-hypothesis of elope ment, there was no mystery in their neitherseuding nor receivingletters. But where did they get their grocer ies? I do not mean the money to pay for them that is an enigma apart but flic groceries themselves. Xo express wagon, no butcher's cart, no vehicle of any description, was ever observed to stop at their domicile. Vet they did not order family stores at the sole establish ment in the village an inexhausti ble little bottle of a shop which (I advertise it gratis) can tutu out any thing in the way of groceries, from a handsaw to a pocket-handkerchief. I confess that I allowed this unim portant detail of their housekeeping to occupy more of my speculation than was creditable to me. In several respects our neighbors reminded mo of those inexplicable persons we sometimes come across in great cities, though seldom or never in suburban places, where the field may be supposed loo restricted for their operations persons who have no perceptible meant of sub sistence and manage to live royally on nothing a ear. They hold no (Jovernment bonds, they possess no real estate (our neighbors did own their house), they toil not, neither do they spin; yet they reap all the numerous soft advantages that usu ally result from honest toil and skillful spinning. How do they do it? But this is a digression, and I am quite of the opinion of the old lady in David L'opperfield, who says, Met us have no meandering!' Though my wife had declined to risk a ceremonious call on our neigh bora as a family, I aw no reason why T should not speak to the hus band as an individual, when I hap pened to encounter him by the wayside. I made several approaches to do so, when it occurred to mj penetration that my neighbor had the air of trying to avoid me. 1 resolved to put the suspicion to the test, and one forenoon, when he was sauntering along on the opposite side of the road, in the vicinity of Fisher's saw-mill, I deliberately crossed over to address him. The brusque manner in which he hur ried away was not to be misunder stood. Of course I was not going to force myself upon him. It was at this time that I began to form uncharitable suppositions touching our neighbors, and would have been as well pleased if some of my choicest fruit frees had not over hung their wail. I determined to keep my eyes open later in the sea son, when the fruit should be ripe to pluck. In some folks, a sense of the delicate shade of difference be tween vicum ef linnu docs not pcciii to be very strongly developed in the Moon of Cherries, to use the old Indian phrase. I was sulliciently magnanimous not to impart any of these sinister impressions to the families with whom we were on visiting terms; for I despise a gosaip. I would say nothing against the persons up the road until I had something definite to say. My interest iu them was well, not exactly extinguished, but burning low. I met the gentleman at intervals, and passed him without recognition ; at rarer intervals I saw the lady. After a while I not only missed my occasional glimpses of her pretty slim figure, always draped in some soft black stuir with a bit of Fcarlet at the throat, but I inferred that she did uot go about the house singing iu her light-hearted manner, as for merly. What had happened? Had the hone) moon suffered eclipse al ready ? Was sbe ill ? I fancied she Was ill and that I detected a ceitain auxiety iu the husband, who spent the mornings digging solitarily iu the garden, and seemed to have re linquished those long jaunts to the brow of Blue Hill, where there is a superb view combined with sundry veuerable rattle-snakes with twelve rattles. As the days went by it became certain that the lady was confined to the house, perhaps seriously ill, pos sibly a continued invalid. Whether she was attended by a physician from Canton or Milton I was unable to say ; but neither the gig with the large white allopathic horse, uor the gig with the homeopathic sorrel mare, was ever seen hitched at the rate during the day. If a physician had charge of flip case, he visited his patient only at night. All this moved my sympathy, and I re proached myself with having had hard thoughts of our neighbors. Trouble had come to them early. I would have liked to offer them such small, friendly services as lay iu ui) power; but the memory of the re pulse I had sustained rankled iu me. So I hesitated. Oue morning my two boys burst into the library with their eyes sparkling. 'Von know the old elm down the road ?' cried one. 'Yes.' 'The olm with the hang-birdV nest?' shrieked the other. 'Ye?, yes!' 'Well, we both just climbed up and there's three young ones in it!' Then I smiled to think our new neighbors had got such a promising little family. V- P. Aldrirh, in At lantic Monthlu. THE KANSAS CYCLONE. Details of the Swath of Death aud Destruction. Btrni.iN'i.AMK, Kav.,.Tuuc II. The cyclone in this county was more serious than telegraphed from To peka yesterday. Could not send from here on account of wires being iu bad order. The cyclone first formed between Arvonia and Oli vet. It then passed northwest, go ing out of the county in the direction of Potnera, Franklin county. Iu its course it killed live persons, includ ing John Koscucrauts, John Harper, a man named Brown, two colored children and a person whose name has nol been learned. Fifty hoiiaes are known to be de stroyed and undoubtedly rr.Aiiy oth ers. These were all farm houses iu an old settled country, and many of them line residences. At Qjiciifitio the Presbyterian church wii3 destroyed, and one oth er building. Of the lirst twenty seven buildings destroyed, a major ity were upon opposite sides of a road leading from lho west into Quuuemo. The road divides two school districts, and all the families were absent atteudiug their Sunday schools, which aero u n't h for the sav ing of life in that section. There arc a large number badly hurt. The citizens iu buildings uninjured turn ed out, and all are comfortably car ed for. The loss of property in enormous, but cannot be safely es timated. One instance of the cyclone will give some idea of it. At the resi dence of II. M. Austin, Mr. Enos Hammond had just driven up aud hitched bis team. Mr. Austin had an underground cellar away from the house into which he sent his family. Austin and Hammond re mained at the house. Seeing the storm funnel coming directly for the house both he and Hammond tried to reach the cellar, but failed. Austin fell under the hedge aud hung on to the roots. Hammond fell at a fence post aud hung to it. The wind threshed the ground with him several times, but he and Austin escaped with only bruises. Ham mond's buggy went with the house aad has entirely disappeared. The two horses remained hitched to the post uninjured. For lilleen miles through Ihe. most densely settled and best part of Osage county the cyclone cut a swalh of desolation and death. En tire farms havn been stripped of buildings, rattle and much of the vegetation. At one place, only a piece of tire a foot long and a hub were left of a lumber wagon. Osa:f City, Kav., June M. A careful examination of the portion of Ihe country traversed by Sun day's cvHoiip discloses the fact that about fiity houses were destroyed, with all other buildings, orchards and crops. The wheat in the 9tack is totally destroyed, and the corn badly damaired. Probably theuum ber wounded will not exceed thirty or forty some dangerously and not expected to live. The total loss to the people of this county will not be less than fwOO.OO'J. While many families are left wholly destitute, only three persons were killed outright. After a state election in New York in which the Republican parly was defeated, Mr. Liucoln was asked how he fell after having heard the news. He replied: "Somewhat like the boy. in Kentucky who stub bed his toe while running to see his sweetheart. He said he was too big to cry aud too badly hurt to laugh." Tin: mi.i.u ti:a'ui:k. How He Managed the School at Cran berry Gulch. "Misler, no doubt you have all the learuiu' that's required iu a school teacber.but it wauts more than learn in' to make a man able to teach school in Cranberry Gulch. You'll soon find that out if you try. We've had three who tried it on. One layj there in the graveyard ; another lost his eye and lett ; the last oue opened school and left before noon time for the benefit of bin health. He hasn't been back since. Now you're a slender build, and all your learniu' will only make it worse, lor all our young folks are roughs and don't stand no nonsense!" This was what oue of the trustees of the district said to my frieud Harry Flotoe, when he made appli cation for the vacant position of teacher. "Let me try. I know I am Blon der, but I am tough and I have a strong will," eaid Harry. ".lest as you like. There's the school-house, aud I'll have notice given it you want it doue," said the trustee. "1 do," said Harry, "aud I'll open next Monday at D a. in." The notice was given, and there was a good deal of excitement iu the gulch and along the Yuba flats. More than fifty jouug people of both sexes made au excuse to drop iuto the tavern to get a sight at the fel low who thought he could keep school iu that district, aud many a contemptuous glance fell on the slender form and youthful facu of the would-be teacher. Eight o'clock on Monday morning came, aud Harry Flotoe weut dowu to the school-house with a key iu one band mid a valise in the other. "Beady to slope if he finds we're too much for him," said a cross-eyed, broad shouldered fellow of eighteen. The school-house was unlocked and the uew teacher weut to the desk. Some of the young folks went to see what he was going to do, though school was not called. Harry opened his valise and took out a large belt. Theu, after buck ling it around his waist, he put three Colt's navy revolvers there, each sir barrels, and a bowie-knife eighteeu inches iu the blade. "Thunder! he meaus business!" muttered the cross-eyed chap. The uew teacher uow took out a square card about four inches each way, walked to the other eud of the school - house and tacked it up against the wall. Beturniiig to his desk he drew a revolver from bis belt, and quick as thought sent ball after ball into the card, I ill there were six balls in a spot uot much larger than a silver dollar. By this time the school house was half full of large boys ami girls. The little ones were afraid to come in. Then the teacher walked half way down the room with a Lowie knife in his hand, aud threw it with so true h hand, that it stuck quivering in the centre of the card. He left it there and quietly put two more of the same kind iu his belt and reloaded his yet smoking pistol. "King the bell; I am about to open school." II- spoke to the cross-eved boy, the bully ol tbe crowd, and the boy rang Ihe bell without a word. "The hcholars will take their seals; I open school with a prayer' he said sternly, five minutes later. The scholars sat down silently, almost breathless. After Ihe prayer the teacher cocked a revolver aud walked dowu on the lloor. "We will arrange the classes," he said; "all who can read, write aud spell will rise. Of them we will form the first class." Only six got up. He escorted them to upper seats, and then he began to examine the rest. A whis per was heard behind him. In a second he wheeled, revolver in hand "No whispering allowed here!" he thundered, and for an instant his revolver lay on a level with the cross-eyed boy's head. "I'll not do so any more,"' gasped the bully. "See you do not. I never give a second's waruiug," said the teacher, aud Ihe revolver fell. It took two hours to orgauie the classic, but when done they were well organized. Then came recess. The teacher went out too, for the room was crowded and hoi. A hawk was circlinir overhead high in the air. The teacher drew his revolver, and the next second the hawk came tumbling down amoug the wonder ing scholars. From thai day on Harry kept school for two years in Cranberry f.'ulch, his salary doubled after the first quarter, and his pupils learned to love as well as to respect him, and the revolvers were out of sight within a month. They had found a man at last who could keep school. This is a fact. San Francisco Chronielz.