The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, July 21, 1880, Image 1

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THE JOURNAL.
IS ISSUEI EVERY WEDNESDAY,
M. K. TU11NER & CO.,
Proprietors and Publishers.
j-Office, on llth street., up stairs in
Journal building.
TBiiM3-Pcr year, 52. Sir months, Jl.
Three raeuths, 50c. Single copies, 5c.
CONGRESSIONAL DELEGATION.
A S Paddock, U."sTsonator, Beatrice.
ALviv sIS-dkhs,D. S. Senator, Omaha.
T. J. Majors, Hep., F,ru- .
K. K. Valentine, Rep., West roint.
STATE DIRECTORY:
a t,tvhs Nance, Governor, Mncoln.
L?IN.?? JrSecretarv of State.
s J "Alexander, Secretary or state.
F V iSitfce. Auditor, Lincoln.
ft. S.Bartlett, Treasurer Line oln.
AW W. Abbey, I
v t r .1fl t
Prison Inspectors.
V v"1"! . ' t. TKclrt4n.
?X?N:onsupt.In8aneAVylunJ
P. Matkewcon, aupi,
JUDICIARY:
S.Maxvroll, Chief Justice,
Gr;e B. LakeJ A8S0Ciate Judges.
Awasa Cobb, i
l-OURTn JUDICIAL DISTRICT.
O- V. Post, .Tudce. York. w.t,.
M. B. Reese. District Attorney, Wahoo
LAND OFFICERS:
M. B. nxic. Register, Grand Island.
Win. Auyan, Receiver, Grand Island.
COUNTY DIRECTORY:
.1. G. niprins, County Judge.
Jh Ptanffor, County Clerk.
J. W. Early. Treasurer.
Boni. Splelman, Sherlfl.
R. L. Rocsiter, Surveyor.
JbH WalfcT, ) , ,-
.1h Wisr. V CountyCommissioners.
M. Maker, )
Dr. A. Helntz, Coroner.
S. L. Barrett. Supt.of schools.
G.B.Bailey, I juBticesofthePeace.
Bvron Mlllett, S ,
Uiiai-iet Wake, Constable.
CITY DIRECTORY:
J. P. Becker, Mayor.
II. J. IlHiliHn, Clerk.
C. A. Newman, Trosuror.
ft. G.Bowman, Police Ju uqe
J. G. Koutsan, Knirinccr.
councilmen:
1st M'trrf lbn Uickly.
G. A.Schroeder.
4 H'urrf-Wm. Lamb.
S. S, McAllister.
t lJrrf-0. W. Onthor.
Phil. Cain.
;olu m It no
Iost OIHce.
(W h SMHlav. trin 11 a.m. to 1
TLi frj 4:JW t r- M. Bumi
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mesh
hour i ecet sunuay a. m. " o -KairH
wailw c1m; at 11 A. M.
WtrH iHNilb clot-c at 4:15 P.M.
Mall k-avcK Columbus for Madison and
Nrfilk. Tuesday-, Thursdays and
SatHrduy. T a. si. ."ives at o p. m.
1 Mree. Ccnoa. Watorville and Al-
Wh, dailv except Sunday 0 a. M. Ar-
FSiUerral, Oakdale and
Newman C.rve, Mondayn, canes
lavt and Prld?f, a.m. Arrnes
Tues4aj, Thursday and baturuajs,
Fw Shril1 Creek, Creaon and Stanton.
u Mondays and Frldsvi. at G A.M.
Arrives Tuebdajh and Saturdays, at
Fr Al'is, Patron and David City,
tWm!h-. Thuridavs and Saturdays,
lp. m Arrives ai i-m.
pir ?t . Aathom, Prairie Hill and St.
i.uril KVitlnvs. ;'
a. M. Arrives
Stttmdays Sr.M.
U. l. Time Table.
JfcslKHHi Dnd.
Kmlrant, Na.C, loaves at
Pafet,H'r, " 4, "
ProiEht, " S " 44
rreicht, "10, "
Wslrd Bn4.
G:25a. m.
11:00 a.m.
2:15 p. m.
4:30 a.m.
Frairht. Na. , leayoh
2:00 p.m.
4:27 p.m.
6:00 p.m.
Pussong'r,
Freight,
8.
9.
1:30 a.m.
Bvorv day except Saturday tbe three
linoH lelinP to Chicago connect j tth
U P. trains at Omaha. On fcaW"-1?8
trc will be but one train a day, as
-wr bv the following schedule:
A. &. TIME TABLE.
Leaves CeJumbus,
Platte,
David City,
" Garrison, . . .
rivses -
Staplpnurst'
Seward, ...
' Ruby.
Miiford.
" Pleasant Dale, .
Emerald. ..
Arrives at Lincoln,
Leaves Lincoln at 1 r.
in ColumbUb 4:45 r. m.
8:30 A. M.
i' ?K"on, Sup 1'ubTlc instruc.
U. C. TnSSn, Warden of Penitentiary
9:00 "
... 9:25 "
. 9:40 "
. 10:02 "
. .10:19 "
10:37 "
....10:.3 "
11:05
11:22 "
11:40 "
.. .. 12:00 M.
M. and arrives
O., N. B. II. ROAD.
7?out,f north. I Bound south.
.Taokson 4:55 p.m. Norfolk
6:30 A. M.
LebtCreek5:30
Pi. Centre 5:57
Humpurey6:51
Madtson 7:40
Munsou S:23
Norfolk 8:55
'Munson 6:Si "
Madison .7:45 "
Hmnnhrev8:34 "
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PL Centre 9:28
LotCreek 9:55
Jackson 10:30
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The departure from Jackson will be
il
U. P. express train,
ivfrnea ov me a
SOCIETY NOTICES.
j-Cards under this heading will
Inserted for $3 a year.
G. A. R. Baker Post No. ,?wepartment
of Nebraska, meets eerv gecond and
fourth Tuesday evenings In each
month in Kng or Honor Hall, Co-
Jons Hammoxd, P. C.
D. D. Wadsworth, AdJ't.
H. P. BOwr.R, Searg. Maj.
T '
BUSINESS CARDS
PICTURES! PICTURES!
NSk
15 THE TIME to secure a life
like picture of yourself, and chil
dren at the New Art Rooms, east llth
street, south side railroad track, Colum
bus. Nebraska.
47S.tr Mrs. S. A. JOSSKLYN.
NOTICE!
IF YOU have any real estate for sale,
if you wish to'buy either In or out
of tne city, ii you wisa io iraue cuj
property for lands, or lands for city
property, pive us a call.
Wadsworth & Josseltk.
NRLSON MILLETT. BYRON MTLLnT,
Justice or the Peace and
Notary Public.
IV. .tllLLETT c sor,
ATTORNEYS AT LAW, Columbus,
Nebraska. X. B. They will give
close attention to all business entrusted
to them. 248.
T OUIS SCHREIBER,
BLACKSMITH AND WAGON MAKER.
All kinds of repairing done on short
' notice. Bugeie6, Wagons, etc., made to
order, and all work guaranteed.
taff"Shop oppoiltg the " Tattersall,"
Olive Street. ty
ffce
VOL. XL-NO. 12.
SCHOOL, BLANK
Paper, Pens,
fyB"ooKsi
WIM
Musical Instruments and Music,
TOYS, NOTIONS, BASE BALLS AND BATS,
ARCHERY AND CROQUET, &c, at
LUBKER & CRAMER'S,
Corner 13th and Olive Sta, - - COLUMBUS, NEB.
TKTM. M. COIWEUDS,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
Up-stairs in Gluck Building, llth street.
Ir. E. L. 8-IGGISfS.
Physician and Surgeon.
Broffl50Jjebonr7. Bank BuUding.
TOON J.MLAUGJOAN,
JUSTICE OF THE PEACE AND
JU NOTAB Y P UBLIC,
Platte Center,
Neb,
H.
j. nuiso:,
NOTARY PUBLIC.
12th Stmt, 2 doora west or Hammond Honsf,
Columbus, Neb. 491-y
D
K. 91. THURSTON,
RESIDENT DENTIST.
Office over corner of llth d.th-p,'
Alfbperations first-class and warranted.
n
IIICAUO IJARBEIt SHOP!
HENRY WOODS, Prop'R.
jSTEvervthinR in first-class
Also keep the best of cigars.
stvlc,
516-y
M
cALLISTEK BROS.,
A TT0R2TEYS A T LA W,
Office up-stairs in McAllister's
inp. llth St.
build-
Tj JT. SCHUG, M. .
rHTSICJANAND SUIiGEON,
CoUnnbus. Pfel.
MKee Corner of North and Eleventh
St?-SEalrsnin Gluek'i brick bunding.
Consultation in German and English.
TTT5I. BURGESS,
Dealer in REAL ESTATE,
CONVEYANCER, COLLECTOR,
ACT IHCT2ASCS A5IS?,
GENOA. NANCE CO.,
NEB.
FLATTERY & PEARSALL
ARE PREPARED, WITH
FIRST-CLASS APPARATUS,
To remove houses at reasonable
rates. Give them a call.
GEORGE N. DEERY,
CARRIAGE,
Honsft & Sign Painting,
aamuHo. qlasxks,
Pnncr HaBClBK,
KALBOMINING, Etc.
l-All work warranted. Shop .on
Olive street, one door south of Elliott s
new rump-house. aprioj
J.
S. MUItDOOK & SON,
Carpenters and Contractors.
Have had an extendedexperience, and
will euarantee sausiacuuu u nw.
IkSd of repairing done on short
notice. Our motto is, Good work and
fair prices. Call and give u8.noppw;
t,,n!tv to estimate for you. jSTShop at
tho Big Windmill, Columbus, eDr.
6 483-y
DOCTOR B0NESTEEL.
COLUMBUS, JJasKA.
O1
tfice hoit; 10 t0 12 .. m o t0
- r '.jo , io v U.JXl. mv "
VpbriBKa.i' , nnftVl nf
4 p.m.," j .- q n.. OfBce on
be E. J.,, gra,'in offlce. Residence,
1: her Wyoming ana ainut urccio,
north Columbus Nebr. 433-tf
IAW, REAL ESTATE
AM) GENERAL
COLLECTION OFFICE
BY
"W. S. GEEE.
Tlf ONEY TO LOAN in small lots on
JffX. farm property, time one to three
years. Farms with some improvements
bought and sold. Oflfc ror the present
at tbe Clother House, Columbus, Neb.
473-x
. F. SOHECK,
Manufacturer and Dealer In
CIGARS AND TOBACCO.
ALLKDJDSOF
SMOKING ARTICLES.
Store on Olive St., near the old Pott-office
Columbua Nsbraalea. 447-ly
COLUMBUS
Restaurant and. Saloon!
E. D.'SHEEHAN, Proprietor.
jTfholesale xnd Retail Dealer in For
eign "Wines, Liquors and Cigars, Dub
lin Stout, Scotch and English Ales,
janffentucfy Whiskiet a Specialty.
OTSTHRS in their season, by the case
can or dish.
lltk IkMt, laatk ef Depet
Mm
AND OTHER
Pencils, Inks,
ADVERTISEMENTS.
THE RAIN DID COME !
.Our Crop is Safe !
BRACE UP! AND HAVE COURAGE
AND BUY OF
Robert Uhlig,
One of the Leading Grain and GraBB
cutting machines of the world
The Elward Harvester,
THE EUREKA MOWER.
The Climax Reaper,
THE CLIMAX MOWER,
ANI THE CELEBRATED
MIIIESOTA CHIEF TIB
The chief of all the threshers In exist
ence, and the well-known,
easy-running
Moline Wagon,
In order to secure a machine, place
your order now. Come and see the
sample machines.
Extras for the above iIacfc!ae
always oh hand.
Do not forget that the Agent is
ROBT. UHLIG,
1 2th Street, next to Bank. (i
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AJMERIOAJST '
UED1C&L & SMUL M
T. S. U1TCSXLL, U. . . t. UltXTV, U. V
Physicians aid Snrgeons.
S. P. WUCI. K. B J. C. SXKI3X, U. 1., ttteiU,
Iwdki Physicians d Surgeons,
For the treatment of all classes of Br
chronic diseases, diseases of rnd
and ear, etc., etc.,
j eye
ColumV- m-
A6D)
JEWELS STORE
OF
G-jdiaTKEMPKB.
ON ELEVENTH STREET,
4nosito Sneice & North's land-offlce.
Has on hand a fine selected
stock of
MWOfiMMlrT.
XFAXRINQ A SPECIALTY.
&3TXL GOODS SOLD, ENGRAVED
FREE OF CHARGE.,
Ca and sea. No trouble
goodt
to show
619-Sm
Wm. SCHILZ,
Ifaufaoturer and Dealer la
BOOTS AND SHOES!
A OQBpltiaetortnnt ef Laaiee'aai CU1
n'e Saoee kept ea aud.
All Wirk Warranted!!
Oar 91 ctto Good stock, excellent
work and farrices.
Eiptci&l Attntic paid to Bepairiif
Ctor. Cllre and lntn Its.
A. GOOD
FARM FOR SALE
.ip . . . .
IN acres of gooa una, w
acres under cultivation, a
ernnd house one and a half
story
gn, a gooa siock r"6i P'V"1
md rood hay land. Two miles
"O" , !.....- f
water, and
east of Columbus.
Inquire at the
Piemtet Bakery.
MMCMBfMSi
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IKS
COLUMBUS, NEBRASKA, WEDNESDAY, JULY
1EAJ AIW FOMGOTTEW.
When I was alive that is to say, .
before my body had coaaed to exist
ana my eouiaaa gone upon imjuui-
ney Into tht great unknowable I
had curious theory, tho truth of
which I an now about to put to the
test by practical experienpe, and it
was this: I believed that if one's
soul could but re-visit this earth and
find that ita one-time companions
were happy and regretted its flight
heavenward, how much more peace
fully could the spirit return to the
beyond, and cheerfully take up its
place among the Immortals. It
afforded me much pleasure to spec
ulate upon this; theory, and it will
giv me comfort to know that all the
fellow-creatures with whom I once
associated when my soul was en
cased in an earthly tenement still
think of me as I shonld have been,
not as I was, i. e., faultless and gen-
oroua, numuie ana Hou-Huuiiui-iuB,
kind and good.
You may say there is a sort of
grim or deathly humor about my
introductory'reflections. That shows
that you are still in the world and
not out of it as I have been for what
you of the living call five years.
We do not, in my present sphere,
reckon time as you do; years
with us aro bnt sands in the illimit
able space of eternity. To mo this
grim humor if you can call it
humor is as natural as breathing
would bo to you. I am only indulg
ing in reflections and speculative
fancies that we, of tho spirit land,
occasionally fall into, just tho reverse
of what you of tho earth think in
regard to the Great Beyond. You
may imagine I am about to reveal
the secrets of eternity, but you will
be mistaken if you continue in that
though, although I am a spirit, and
possess, In common with my follows
the powers, the onenesB, and the
ethereality of an indefinite object,
yet there is a point beyond which
even I cannot go, and upon my lips
has been sot the seal of the f
Spirit, whose power all les.spiril8
bow down before and l,
i r i t i : acknowledge,
and I think sir . , '
iyiy Bjiuntviug
nf
mirnolf orirl r
T, aot committing to my
opiuiu;-
fellow spirits in any
"way whatsoever that the wisdom
of tho Great Spirit in thus locking
up tho secrets of oternity from the
covetous eye of man is beyond all
doubt unquestionable. What good
would this knowledge do mankidd?
"Would it make them any tho more
happy in life, or more willing to
face death? Unquestionably not!
Besides, did man possess this knowl-
v.
the finite mind would equal
M
Clio nrV.Ir.Vi wnnm hn in
e0onflict with the laws of
5e3ee how unhappy mankind
has bee fo tQ fipeak Jn woridiy
""'f'h.o paBt century-striving
. "cretB that aro only re-
I!? 5 the soul beyond the grave,
.doubts of an infinite spirit's
2nce has this futile struggle
Sed. What bitter thoughts has
it not engendered, what foolish and
wicked doctrine has it not been the
meanB of promulgating, what mil
lions of souls has it not precipitated
into eternity ? The All-Wise has, In
justice and mercy drawn an Impen
etrable veil between earth and
heayen, which for the earthly con
tentment of mankind, must not be
rent asunder save by the soul. Every
one has been put upon the earth for
some purpose known only to tho
infinite ; and when immortal knowl
edge granted to mankind the chains
of life might become insnpportable
and lead mankind to self-destruction
an act that forfeits eternal happi
ness, for it assumes the power
which is the Dreroeative of the
Almighty only, namely ; the sever
ing of the mortal from the Immortal I
Heigho I Here I've een moralizing
into space, for I don't know how
long, when I should have been on
my earthly journey. Well, I most
be off at once this dillydallying
will not do at all.
Good gracious I Canitbepossi
ble that this is.my grave? I, who
"
,. . .tHhT man dnrlnff life, and
spared nothing when it came to pay
TfCkQ me n vw; - -- a w
ing respect to the dead! A fine
looking place of sepulture, upon my
word I Weeds growing all over it,
a rusty chain surrounding it, and a
general air of neglect and decay to
cap the climax ! No, here is some
thing else, as I am a spirit! A
monument! And the inscription
readB :
! : Sacred to the Memory
Sacred Yes, it looks very much
like It, indeed. To the memory
very good, indeed. My memory is
slandered by the inscription, taken
in connection with the condition of
my grave. What's this?
: " vfb shall "ievif forget thee :
Well, if this isn't the hight of im
pudence, I wouldn't say so ! That's
a downright lie. It looks as though
I was forgotten as soon as I was
hnrifld. ifnotnreviouslv. Verily, if
T wftrn not a flnirit.mv blood would
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,. . . BuORk;nff wflnt 0f decencv
my 8UrviVing relatives have display-
. . ,. matter j wouia rather
my body had been thrown into an
unmarked trench than that such a
barefaced libel should rest above it.
Never forget me ha, ha, ha I I I
Really the sublimity of earthly im
pudence forces me to laugh. Here
am I forgotten!
And this is my widow this lady
who sits before the fire in that low
rocker. She haB not changed much
since last I held her in my earthly
Rrmnl Let mo see. what was that
she told me ere I died? Ah, yes
that I had been the best husband,
and she would livo a widow till she
died, for my sake ; and there hangs
the motto : "Gone, bnt not forgot
ten!" Very curious! I must say,
exceedingly curious! She doesn't
wear weeds, and she hasn't oven a
widow's cap oncher head in point
of fact she is dressed as.though she
expected some very dear friend, my
son George, perhaps, who went to
China some years beforo I died. As
I am an ethereal. being, she draws a
miniature from her bosom and looks
lovingly upon it. Ah, I have mis
judged her! Certainly live years is
tnn Inner frtr wearinsr mouruintr. but
sho still cherishes my earthly feat-
- . " Ckn
ures. .Let me araw uuar. ouo
stoops lower and kisses it. I will
see no more ! It is not my one-time
face 'tis that of her early lover,
Charlie Bancroft. Here also am I
forgotten !
And this, if I mistake not, is a
court room. There sits my daughter
Nellie; over further is my widow,
my sou George to the right, and
Willie next to him. Isn't that my
aunt Penelqpo over in the corner?
Yes and near her sit uncle Tom and
his children, my one-time cousins
Kate and Harry, now gray these
last tv" have grown since once I
"" on
AVhat-f.or
earth can all
cottr Hmm! VIiat-f.or !.
my relatives wantxin a court-roonrs.
Has trouble come upon them that
they aro forced to appear in" a crim
inal" dock? No; I mistake-there's
Lawyor Hawk.whdm I used to know
when I was alive, and who drew up
my last will. He doesn't practice in
criminal courts 1 It must be some
civil Buit. Ah! he unrolls some
documents. I will see what they
are. Well, this is an astonisher
why, it's the very will Hawk drew
up forme. Alas! alas! I see it all
now my relatives, like vultures
over a dead body, are quarreling for
the spoils. And hero's Nellie taking
the stand good heaven I Do I hear
aright? My only daughter, whom
I have fondled and kissed and taken
upon my knee, whose happiness was
my only thought, whoso golden hair
has rested upon my breast as I have
6at by the fireside, surrounded by a
happy household swearing that I
was, during the latter years of my
lifetime, a confirmed drunkard, and
incapable of taking care of myself 1
And here they come, one after an
other I was crazy, weak-minded, a
cruel tyrant, a soulless wretch
even that Hawk swears that I made
and revoked more wills in a twelve
month than any other client with
whom he bad had dealings. Tho
bare-faced liar and scoundrel ! But
I must away tho very air is foul
with the stench ot post-moriem
blackguardism! Here also am 1
forgotten, save to slander; and my
money-bags, not my virtues or
character, are the subject of the
conversation.
And, here I am at the club-room 1
How often, during life, have I been
hail-follow-well-met with the many
men I see about this house! How
has my money been loaned to tbera,
my liquors drank by them, my ban
quets eaten by them I Here, at least,
some little spark of memory will
lighten up the dead past and cause
a momentary pang of regret in the
bosoms of my old-time chums. AhJ
the subject of ray will is oroacnea.
-. V 1 u...am km nnrl 4 rv nTntl f
i near o v, "-----
mY namB ,rom ,UJ """
sionB? Not even one I All unite
in condemning me, and uttering
thoughts that, were I in the flesh,
they wonld not dare give expression
to. Here, also, am I forgotten by
fair-weather friends, who flattered
fawned upon me aB a boon compan
ion, and, now that I am dead, do
not hesitate to kick, as jackals will
snap over the dead body of a lion !
Not one friend who cherishes my
memory not one heart that throbs
the faster at thoughts of me not one
eye that moistens as the camera of
the mind photographs my features
on the imagination ! Yes, one ! A
dark-haired, blue-eyed man, heavily
bearded now, whose curling locks
of jet grow o'er a broad and noble
forehead. He was the chum of my
youthful days, and in his face I saw
reflected then tho image of her
whom I had loved hopelessly until
IiittpaL
21, 1880.
she died, ltuggea in disposition,
making few inenas, dui lasmug
.. . -,i , -!.
them to his generous heart with
links of steel, open in character and
manly by nature, ne won my inuuu
ship and I his from the first day we
met, never to bo broken by an angry
word or look until death divided ua.
He stands by the mantle now, look
ing up at my picture, and leaning on
hia shoulder is the being of my
earthly love. She has grown more
womanly ; but age has not robbed
her of her sylphlike form, her eyes
of blue, her genial, kindly nature.
Both are mute, for tears shake their
utterance. Here, at last thank the
Omnipotent, am I not forgotten, for
I have found two golden grains of
sand among a. worthless heap of
earth.iew York Mercury.
A. Good and Wholeaoaae Har
vest Drimlc.
As alcoholicdrinka have happily
long been driven from the harvest
field8,tbere have been various drinks
besides water substltuted.but scarce
ly any of them meeting fully the
conditions sought for iu the way of
a wholesome, satisfying beverage.
Water, even iu all its purity, does
not seem to quench the thirst and
stimulate tho body, as it produces
additional perspiration and passes
through the pores almost like pass
ing through a colander, leaving the
system exhausted and weak ; besides
a drink of cold water,when suffering
under a great Jegrec of heat, is dan
gerous, even at times producing
sudAen death. Latterly in England
and elsewhere a drink is prepared
by mivincr nut-meal with wafer, in
the proportion of three or, Jour
ounces to a gallon of water. This is
found" not onlyTo satisfy"the thirst
better than water, or molasses and
water, even when tempered with
vinegar or other acid.but to produce
additional strength of body. Oat
meal produces a peculiar aroma and
acts as a stimulant to the surface of
the skin as to cause the complete
'wmoMnn of the linuid. Men cm-
tilo1"0' ;n an atmosphcre of the
ployed iv . TUUcb comforted
intensest hea aic-u i OvOi
with it, and become very fonu'ui it.'
Hcuce it is in a measure "victuals
and drink," possessing only virtues
and without any drawbacks what-
ever.
Just now the time is here to give
it a trial, and wo shall be glad if at
tbe end of the season those substi
tuting the oat-raoal and water will
make report as to the results. Ger
mantown Telegraph.
What an
Old Woman Heard.
A droll mistake was made by an
imaginative ofd dame, who, having
permitted a telegraph pole to pe
placed on the top of her house.wait
ed upon the chief of tho telegraph
company concerned to complain
that she could get no sleep of a
night, being kept awake by tho noise
made by tbe messages passing over
her head.
"I 'don't think, sir," said sho, "you
can be aware of all that's said along
them wires. There's a deal that
hadn't ought to be. I can assure
you, sir, that very much that's said
there, that I have to lie and listen
to, is such as no decent woman
ouKht to hear; and I hope you will
ThVamused gentleman was hardly
. i- !1 l
able to meet the accusation with due
gravity ; but he did contrive to neap
his countenance while he Informed
the old lady that tho young men
who had hithcrty worked tho wires
were under notice of dismissal, and
that in future only young women of
irreat respectability would be em
ployed, so there would be no danger
of her propriety being shocked any
longer. Chambers' Journal.
The Louisville Courier-Journal,
speaking of the results of therepub
lican national convention, says :
"Whatever may be said to the
discredit of the republican party, it
must be allowed that, during twenty
vearB' sailing upon dangerous seas,
it has encountered extraordinary
good fortune and displayed unusual
skill in emergencies. The nomina
tion of Garfield iB an, inspiration.
In no other direction, through no
other channel, could the Chicago
ontrnntSoTi driven about by the
cross-winds of interest ana neaten
by an ever-increasing flood of pas
sionhave found, if not safety, at
least escape from the immediate
perils of the storm."
.su J
An ostrich which had been on ex
hibition in Rome died the other day,
when an examination of tho contents
of its stomach revealed four large
stones, eleven smaller ones, 6even
nails, a necktie pin, an envelope,
thirteen copper coins, fourteen
beads, a French franc, two small
keys, a piece of a handkerchief, a
silver medal of the Pope, and tho
cross of an Italian order,
&
WHOLE NO. 532.
Conrtnlilp la Greenland.
There Is something exceedingly
melancholy in the accounts which
are given of the custom of courtship
in Greenland. Generally women en
tor noon tho blessed estate with
more willingness and less solicitude
than men. The women of Green
land are an exception to this rulo.
A Greenlander, having fixed his
affections upon some female, ac
quaints his parents with the stato of
his heart. They apply to tho pa
rents of tho gljfl, and If the parents
are thus far agreed the next pro
ceeding is to appoint two female
negotiators whose duty is to broach
the subject to tho young lady, ims
iB a matter of great tact and delica
cy. The lady ambassadors do not
shock the young lady to whom they
are sent by any sudden or abrupt
avowal of the awful subject of fheir
mission. Instead of doing this they
launch out in praises of tho gentle
man wno seeKB ucr uuu. au,
speak of the splendor of his house,
tho sumptuousness of his furniture,
of his courage and skill in catching
seals, and other accomplishments.
The lady, pretending to be affronted
pvnn At these remote hints, runs
away, tearing the ringlets of hair as
she retires, while the ambassadress
es, having got tho consent of her
parents, pursue her, take uer uy
force to the house of her destined
husband and thero leave her. Com
pelled to remain there sho sits for
days with dishevelled hair, silent
and dejected, refusing every kind of
sustenance, till at last, if kind en
treaties do not prevail, she is com
pelled by force, and even by blows,
to submit to the detested union. In
some cases the Greenland women
faint at the proposals of marriage;
in others they fly to the mountains
and only return when compelled to
do so by tho hunger and cold. If
one cuts off her hair it is a sign that
she is determined to resist to death.
The Greenland wife is tho slave of
her husband, doomed to a life of
toil, drudgery and privation.
Health la Summer.
wi i amkmi?e
golly here.
Now that s
..nairionta of crowded cities an
towns cannot be too careful as to
their diet and personal habita. The
danger from sunstroke or exhaus
tion is not very great for people in
ordinary health, but any physician
will endorse the statement that too
crmat care cannot be exercised to
ward off those diseases which in
evitably follow imprudence during
tbe heated term. Too many people
observe the same roles of living in
the dog daysyhat they do Mn the
bracing atmosphere of fall and win
ter, and, as a rule, they pay dearly
for their imprudence. Even in the
matter of clothing but little care is
taken to provide againBt sudden
changes of temperature, or during
periods, of intense heat to reduce
the temperature of the body. Many
persons also expose themselves to
the sun in the moBt reckless manner,
while others are equally imprudent
as to the kind and equality of their
food. The latter is a most impor
tant consideration. Tho simpler
and more nourishing the food the
better; yet how few restrict them
selves or show the least discrimina
ion in selecting the supplies for
their tables during the summer
months. Frequent bathing, moder
ate exercise, abstention as far as
possible from all excitement, rigid
supervision of drainage, cleanliness
not only in the living rooms of tbe
house, but in all the obscure places
about the premises these are safe
guards which no person, however
robust in health, can afford to
disregard. The list of ills that fol
low the neglect of these ordinary
precautions is very long, and all are
bbHohb in their effect upon the
human frame. Ex.
The Council Bluffs Nonpareil, the
strongest Grant paper in Iowa, has
the following to say of the Chicago
result:
The ticket nominated at Chicago
on Tuesday is one upon which all
opposing forces can unite without
the sacrifice of a single prejudice or
the breach of a single principle.
Gathering around their new leader
we shall seo the power of Grant, the
chivalary of Blaino and tho worth
of Sherman and Edmunds. Their
forces will battle for him as they
battled for themselves, and with a
united party, under a banner on
whose surface there Ib neither rent
nor stain, the grand old republican
party will march onward to a glor
ious victory.
In general, pride is at the bottom
of all great mistakes. All the other
passions do occasional good, but
wherever pride puts in ita word,
everything goes wrong, and what
might be desirable to do quietly and
innocently, it is morally dangerous
to do proudly, Ruskin,
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Talk at Heme.
Eudeavor always to talk your
best before your children. They
hunger perpetually for new ideas.
They will Uaru with pleasure from
tbe lips of parents what they deem
it drudgery to learn from book3,
and, even if they have to bo depriv
ed of many educational advantages,
they will grow up intelligent if they
enjoy In childhood the privilege of
listening daily to the conversation
of intelligent people. We some
times see parents, who are the life
of every company which they enter,
dull, silent and uninteresting at
home among their children. If they
have not mental stores sufficient for
both, let them first use what they
have for their own households. A
silent homo is a dull place for young
people, a place from which they
will escape if they can. How much
useful information, on tbe other
hand, is often given in pleasant fam
ily conversation; and what uncon
scious, but excellent, mental train
ing in lively social argument t Cul
tivate to the utmost tbe graces of
conversation.
Senator Conkling gave a ready
answer to a Greenback man who
interrupted him whilo making a
recent speech. His questioner ask
ed why, if tho government bonds
were originally payable in coin, the
act in 18G5 was passed making them
again payable in coin ? Mr. Conk
ling replied: "l will answer ye
f 1 A II J . .
d,
urai, uy icuing a story oi case in
court, in which tho cross-examining
lawyer thought himselr very sharp,
as sharp as our friend would haye
been had ho been there. The case
was about two men who had come
to blows. 'About hov far apart
were those men wher they com
menced the altercation?' asked the
lawyer. 'Eleven feet ind ten inch
es,' answered the q'tness. Then
asked the lawyer: low do you
know it was just ejetly that dis
tance; did you meure it?' 'Yes,
sir.' 'And why d SQU measure
it V 'Becauso I thrght thero might
bo some controvef about the mat
ter, and I didn'A"nnr but what
some d d fool 'fcbt ask me.the
question
There was a Kansas City Journal
reporter on the train that carried
Grant from Galena, and one of hia
first exploits was to sail through the
carB getting up a list of the people
aboard. One of the persons he
struck was a short, thick-set man
with a beard, who eat gazing pen
sively out of the window with a
cigar in his mouth.
"Are you one of the invited
guests?" asked the reporter, tap
ping the man on the shoulder.
The man said he was and kept on
smoking.
"From St. Joe or Leavenworth ?"
asked the reporter, note" book and
pencil in hand.
"Illinois," replied tho man, still
smoking.
"Initials, please," asked the re
porter. "Ulysses S. Grant," replied the
man quietly.
"Oh!" faintly ejaculated the re
porter, and a strange light came into
his eyes. And he moved on.
How to make a "solid South" and
elect Hancock, is set forth by the
Mississippi Star.
'Inaugurate social ostracism a
galnst every white man north or
south, that givos his support to the
Republican party; discountenance
any man who will go on or assist in
making the bond of any man elected
on the Republican ticket; refnse to
have dealings of any sort with the
Republican party, and show to the
world that you are in truth and deed
a Democrat."
This is the kind of Democracy
that Mr. J. P. Irish exhorts the
"young Republicans' to "conciliate"
bv voting for Hancock and English.
Lincoln Journal.
From carefully-studied records of
the occurrence of certain diseases
In the past, an English physician in
fers that epidemics seep over the
country in quite regular -periods,
the cycles being of about the fol
lowing length : Whooping cough,
four years ; small-pox, four to five
years ; measles, seven years ; scarlet
fever, fifteen to twenty years.
At a camp-meeting last summer a
venerable Bister began tbe hymn :
"My soul be on thy guard;
Ten thousand foes arise."
She began too high. "Ten thou
sand," she screached, and stopped.
"Start her at five thousand!" cried
a converted stock-broker present.
A married man bought a spring
chicken in tbe market the other
morning, and now he thinks the
reason it was called spring is be
cause it will take till next spring to
carve it, unless he uses nitroglyc
erine.