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Senator, Beatrice. ALviNfiAUNDKite, U.S. Senator, Omaha. T. J. 3IAJORL. Ken.. 1'cru. K. K. Valkstink, Ucp., A est Point. STATE DIIIECTOHY: Aluisus Xasck, Governor, Lincoln. S.J. Alexander, Secretary of State. V. W. Lledtke, Auditor, Lincoln. (i. M. Bartlett, Treasurer, Lincoln. ('. J. Mlwortli, Attorney-General. S K Thompson, Supt. Public Instruc. II. ('. Dawson. Warden of Penitentiary. XT. W. Abbey, i j, J(on iHspectors. C.H.Gould, S . Dr. J. G. Davis, Prison Physician. II. P. Mntliewson, Supt. Insane Asylum. JUDICIARY: S.Maxwell, Chief Justice, George It. I.akc.l Ash0ciate Judgef-. Amasa Cobb. I fourth judicial district. O. Y. Po.t,.IuIce. York. 31. B. Kcesc, District Attorney, U alioo. LAND OFFICERS: 31. B. Hoxie, Register, Grand Island. Wiu. Anyan, Receiver, Grand Island. COUNTY DIRECTORY: J. G. lli'his. County Judge. John Stauller. County Clerk. V. Ku in in or. Treasurer. Bnij. Splelman, Sheriff. It. L. Rosuhiter, Surveyor. Vm. Bloeitorn.) John Walker, CountyConimisfcloncra. John Vise. ) Dr. A. Ilelntz, Coroner. S. L. Barrett, Supt. of Schools. 8. S. McAUUtcrJ ,uclilt.s0fthcPcace. Byron Mlllett. L'uarle Wake, Constable. CITY DIRECTORY: ('. A. Speicc, 31ayor. John Werinuth, Clerk. nhnrli Wake. Marshal. C. A. Newman, TruHsurer. S. S. McAllister, Polico Judge. J. G. Ruiitxflii, Rnglnecr. COUNCILMKX: 1st Wind J. E. North. G. A. Schroeder. Id 'ardK. V. Kavanaugh. It. II. Henry. SJ Ward- -E. J. Ilaker, Win. llurge.ss. ;Iiiintiiw Iot Office. Open on Sundays Irani 11 A.M. to 12 M. and from 4::ui to C r. x. Itiisincss liourit except Sundaj 0 A. M to A p. M. Ehitii mniN rlose at 11 a. m. WontT iiialln dote at 4:15 p.m. Mall Icavet CnluiiibuH for Madison and Norfolk, daily, except Sunday, at 10 A. M. Arrives at 4:510 p. m. For Monroe, Oenoa. Waterille andAU bion, dally except Sunday 0 a. m. Ar rive, tcime, P.M. For Oncoola and York,Tucsdayi.,Thurs. days and Saturdaju, 7 A. M. Arrives .Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, (P. M. Fir Wc-If, Farral and Wattle Creek, Mondays, Wednesday) and Frldnys, a.m." Arrives Tuesdays, Thursdays and Satiirdavs, nt P. M. For Shell Creek, Creston and Stanton, on Mondays and Friday at C a. m. Arrives Tuesdays and Saturdays, at p. M. For Alexis, Patron and IaId City, Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays, 1 P. M 'Arrives at 12 M. For St. Anthony, Piairle II ill and St. Itcrnard. Saturdays, 7 A. M. Arrives Fridays, :i p.m. U. I. Time Table. Eastward Bound. Emigrant, No. C, leaves at .. Passcng'r, " 4, " " .. Freight, " t, " " .. r relght, " 10, " " . . . Wtnticard Ituund. Freight, No. 5, leaves at. .. 0:25 a. in. 11:00a.m. 2:15 p.m. 4:30 a.m. 2.-00 p. m. 4:27 p.m. G:(H) ji.ni. l:;Wa. m. Passeng'r, " 3, Freight, " U, Emigrant, ' 7. n .1 Evctrv dav except Saturday the three Unco leading to Chicago connect with 17 P. trains at Omaha. On Saturdays there will bo but one train a daj, as shown bv the following schedule: O., X. .v 1. II. ROAD. I Hound south. Hound north Jacksoti 4:55 P.M. I.ostCreek.'cSO PI. Centre 5:37 Humphreri;51 " Madison 7:40 " Munsou S;2S " Norfolk 8:53 4 Norfolk ::) a. M. Munsou 0:57 MadUon .7:45 " Humphreys::!! ' Pi. Centre!) 4- LostCrcck !:55 .lackion 10:S0 " The denarture from .Tackson will be governed by the arrival there or the U. P. express train. BUSINESS CAEDS H. J. HI IM, XOTA R r P UBL W, lilh Strwt, doorn -net of lUmmonil Honkf, Columbus, Neb. 4il.y Ir. i:. I.. NIGUI.KN, Physician and Surgeon. J3J"Ollice open at all hours Bani Building. Dealer in HEAL ESTATE, CONVBTANCER, COLLECTOR, xv3 iKS7Siv:z ujxr, C.KXOA, NAXCK CO ... SKB. BEICK! R I EMEU ,t STOLCE keep constantly on hand and furnish in the wall, the best of brick. Orders solicited. Ad res, at above, box 05, Columbus. 47S. PIOTURES! PICTURES I NOW IS THE TIME to secure a life like picture ol yourself and chil dren at the Xew Art Rooms, east 11th street, south side railroad track, Colum bus, Nebraska. 478-tr Mrs. S. A. JOSSKLYX. NOTICE! IF YOU have any real estate for sale, if you wish to'buy either In or out of the'cltv, if you w'ish to trade city property for land, or lands for city property, give us a call. " WAnswoitTii & J06SELTX. SKUOS MtLLKTT. BYROX MILLKTT, Justice of tho Peace and Notary Public. ATTOKXEYS AT LAW, Columbus, Nebraska. N. B. They will give close attentlou to all business entrusted to them. 248. " STACK ROUTE. JOIIX HUBEK, the mail-carrier be tween Columbus and Albion, will leave Columbus everyday except Sun day at 6 o'clock, sharp, passing through Monroe, Genoa, Watrville, and to Al bion The hack will call at either of the Hotels for passengers if orders are left at the post-ocice. Itates reason able, to Albion. 222.lv TT7-M. M. CORIVKMUK, A TTORXEY-A T-LA W, Up-stairs in Gluck Building, 11th street. T")K. K. J. UCII.I.Y, Office on Thirteenth Street, Opposite Engine House, Columbus, Neb. Er spricht Deutsch. 48fl-x K ELLEY & SL ATTERY, House Moving: and house building done to order, and in a workman-like manner, pleaso give us a call. t5T"Shop on corner of Olive St. and Pacillc Avenue. 4S5-tf GEOEGE N. DEREY, CARRIAGE, House & Sign Paiiitin, G2AIKET3, QUZVSi, Paper Hunglng, KALSOMINING, Etc. JSTAH work warranted. Shop on Olive street, one door south of Elliott' new Pump-house. aprlGy T S. MURDOCK & SON, " Carpenters and Contractors. Have had an extended experience, and will guarantee satisfaction in work. All kinds of repairing done on short notice. Our motto is. (Sood work and fair prices. Call and give us an oppor tunltj to estimate for you. KJTShop at the Big Windmill, Columbus, Xebr. 4S-J-V FOE SALE 0E TEADE ! MARES I COLTS, Teams of Horses or Oxen, SAIKI,I-: IMKVIES, wild or broke, at the Corral of 42! (JEUItAUI) & ZEIC.LEK. Columbus Meat Market! WEBER & KNOBEL, Prop's. KEEP OX HAND all kinds or fresh meats, and smoked pork and beef; alo fresh lish. Make sausage a spec ialty. jSFKcmcnibcr the place. Elev enth St., one door west or D. Kyan's hotel. 417-tf GOOD CHEAP BEICK! AT MY RESIDENCE. on Shell Creek, three miles east of Matthis's bridge, I have 70,000 good.liurMurBt lirick Air Ie, which will be sold lu lots to suit pur chasers. 448-tf GEORGE HEXOGLER. Chicago Barber Shop. COLUMBUS, NEB. H A1U CUTTING done in the latest styles, with or without machine. Nunc but nrst-eias worKinen ciiipiuyeu. Ladies' and children's hair cutting a specialty. Rest brands of cigars con ttantly on hand. HENRY WOODS, 472 0m Proprietor. i . - . . . i DOCTOR B0NESTEEL,- H. EXAnniG M1JRGE03I, V. COI.UMBU8, KEItRASKA. OFFICE HOURS, 10 to J2 a. m., 2 to 4 p. in., and 7 to 9 p. tn. Oflico on "Xebraska Avenue, three doors north of E. J. Raker's graiu ollice. Residence, corner Wvoming and Walnut treets, north Columbus, Xebr. VA-lt IT. SOHEOK, Manufacturer and Dealer in CIGARS AND TOBACCO. ALL KINDS OF SMOKING ARTICLES. Store on Olive St., near the old Post-office Columbus Nebraska. 447-ly ILW, reai. estate AND GKXKKAL COLLECTION OFFICE BY "VV. S. GEEE. MOXEY TO LOAX in small lots on farm property, time one to three years. Farms with'souic improvements bought and sold. Office for the present at the Clothcr House, Columbus, Neb. 473-x COLUMKUM Restaurant and Saloon! E. D. SIIEEHAX, Proprietor. t3?Wliole8aIe nd Retail Dealqr, in For eign Wines, Liquors and Cigars, Dub lin Stout, Scotch and English Ales. t3T Kentucky WhisL-ies a Specialty. OYSTERS in their season, by the case can or dish. 11th Street, Soutk.of Depot Columbus bbigkyabd; (One mile west of Columbus.) THOMAS FLYXX &' SOX Propr's. GOOD, HARD-BURNT BRICK Always oil ITaiicl In QUANTITIES to suit PURCHASERS 371-tf Win. SCHILZ, "Manufacturer and Dealer in BOOTS AND SHOES! A complete amortaeBt of Ldles' mad Chil drtn'n Shew fcrpt oa ktad.; "' AUWork Warranted!! OHr Motto Good stock, excellent work and Talr prices. Especial Attention paid to Repairing Cor. Olive and 13th Sts. JJ"gjJ5 ADVERTISEMENTS. . COLUMBUS DRUG STORE. A.W.DOLAND, (SUCCKSSOH TO DOLAKD A SMITH,) DRUGS, PATEIT Mediums, Wall Paper, Toilet Articles, PAINTS AND OILS, KTC, KTC, ETC. Best 01 Goods And Low Prices. "Vrit. SMITH will still he found at the 1VL old stand, and will make prescrip tions a specialty, as heretofore. 4151-x Dr. A. HEINTZ, DEAI.KU IX Fine Soaps, Brushes, PERFUMERY, Etc., Etc., And all articles usually kept on hand by Druggists. 1'hysicians Prescriptions Carefully Compounded. One door Kant or Gnlley's, on Eleventh Street COLUMBUS. NEBRASKA HARNESS & SADDLES llaiiiel Faucette, Manufacturer and Dealer in Harness, Saddles, Bridles, and Collars, keeps constantly on hand all kinds of whips, Saddlery Hardware, Curry- l combs, Rrushes, Rridle Hits, Spurs, t;arus. namese tnaiie m oruer. jse pairing done on short notice. NEBRASKA AVENUE, Columbus. 53.4. BECKER & WELCH, PK0PBIETOBS OF SHELL CREEK MILLS. MANUFACTURERS & WHOLE SALE DEALERS IN FLOUR AND MEAL. OFFICE, COLUMJiUS, NEB. WM. BECKER, -)DEALER IN( GROCERIES, Grain, Produce, Etc. 1 NEW STORE, NEW GOODS. Goods delivered Free of Charge, anywhere in the city. Corner of 13th and Madison Sts. North of Foundry. 897 STATE BANK, SaectHsn U Qinul t Seel &al Ttrair a Edit. COLUMBUS, NEBRASKA. CASH CAPITAL, - $50,000 DIUECTOHS: Lkandkr Gekhaud, Prcs'l. Geo. W. Hulst, Vice Pres'i. Julius A Reed. Edward A. Gerhard. Auxer Turner, Cashier. ftak of Dopowlt, llMroBRt md ExchnBge. CelIectiRN Promptly Made oh all Polata. Pay Iatercst ea Time HcpoH its. 274 QQOu Gfloos ana Fair De THE WITHERED BOQUET. A gay party of young people were playing croquet upon the smoothly shaven lawn of Godfrey Stanmore's country seat. The shining waters rolled at the foot of the lawn, and many a hard hit ball sprang over tho light iron fence, to float merrily down the 6unny ripples. Over the heads of tho merry play ers stately trees met to shade them from the rays of the July sun. , Ethel Slaumoro, only child and heiress of this estate, was leader and chief promoter of all the gay meet ings for miles around. It was her ingenuity that contriv ed outdoor'theatricals aud tableaux, with natural scenery for background and wings. She was always discovering cozy little nooks for luncheons, tiny, half hidden waterfalls for artists, berry patches for the girls, and brooks for the boys. She was pretty, too, in a graceful, winning form, and was lively, good tempered and a littlo bit of a co quette. Suitors were certainly not wanting to cucourago this vanity, aud the gay little lady flirted from one pleas ure to another, certain of attention and devotion wherever she moved. As sho knocked the croquet balls about, on tho sunny afternoon on which 1 write, one of her most de voted cavaliers playing against her was evidently much absorbed in stud) ing the effect of green aud gold, as illustrated by the little beauty's ribbons and curls. He was a tall young man, broad chested, strong-limbed, and curling brown hair, tho largo bluo eyes, and a mouth uniting strength and sweet ness in a rare degree, as his disposi tion united a man's power with tho spirit of a boy. Ilo could meet Ethel Stanmore upon equal ground of position, wealth, and birth, and a very prom ising flirtation had sprung up be tween tho two. Lookers-on wondered if this was to bo a match, or only one of Ethel's amusoments, aud Harold Goddy himself set his teeth hard at some of tho careless coquetries that boded ill for'thc success of his suit. With all the strength of a nature that was sincere and earnest, in spito of tho surfaco morrimeut, the young man loved the pretty blondo, read ing the sweetness of her disposition, aud the sterling good qualities of heart aud mind, as yet untried by any of life's rough discipline. He waitod, hoped, and trusted, that ho could win tho heart he cov otod, and ho sued for it with patient, manly devotion, willing to give all homage to tho weaker one, yet nev er cringing if sorely triod by Ethol's carolosa manner. The gamo was over, and another was being formed, when Ethel pleaded fatiguo, and ran into the houso, leaving Harold fast bound by tho mallet ho had taken, bolioriug sho would bo his partner. In tho wide, cool, drawing-room tho young girl threw horself into a deep arm-chair, aud was half asleep before sho detected a figuro half hidden by the window curtains. 'Auut Grace,' she cried, springing forward. 'I did not know you had returned from town.' 'Two hours ago, dear.' "Why, aunty, you have been cry ing 1 You have heard bad news?' 'No, dear; no newB of any kind.' 'And you have my boquet in your hand,' said the young girl, in a won dering voico. 'I thought you did not liko tea roses.' 'I found this on tho table.' 'Yes ; Harold brought it to me and I tossed it dowu hero when we wout to play croquet. I have had to dodgo Harold all day, auutio,' she added laughing; 'ho is bent orPmak ing a proposal and I am not ready for one.' 'Oh, Ethel, my dear child, do not triflo with him. If you do not love him dismiss him at once. Human hearts woro never made for play thiugs, and you may find too late, your own bruised an'd bleeding. I know the temptation youth, beauty, and wealth are to a careless nature, for I was liko you twenty years ago. Sit here, darling, and I will toll you why I was weeping over your bo quet of tea roses.' Ethel took a low seat beside her aunt to liston, and after a moment's pause Grace Staxley spoke. 'I was about your own age, Ethel, nearly ninoteen, when I met George HoImeB, a young artist, whoso name now has obtained world-wide celeb rity. He was even thon known as au artist of great talontand promise, aud society oponod her doors wide to receive him. 'I scarcely know how to describe him to you. Shy in manner, he could be won by interest in his sub ject to a complete self-forgetfulness, that would betray him into positive eloquenco. With a gentle courtesy and modest, he was yet manly and dignified when occasion required. 'I was then, liko yourself, au heir ess, petted and courted, and really believing in my own heart that I was a little above the rest of humanity in virtue of my pretty face, my accom plishments and my well filled purse. 'I had suitors and friends, and I flirtod away their respect in more than one case. 'It gave me a pleasant sense of power to lead my lovers on to a proposal, and then mortify their vanity and crush their hopes by a refusal. A paltry ambition that brought its punishment, for it was not many weeks after I mot him that I found I loved Goorgo Holmes with all the strength. of my heart. 'He never flattered me, yet a word or look of approval from him would please me as no honeyed speech had ever done before. Ho was respect ful to me as a woman, but ucyer paid subservient homage to my po sition and wealth. I think ho knew that I was not the vain butterfly of fashion others believed me, and the thought of this roused all that was true in my nature. 'Iu his presence I dropped my vanity and coquetry, and tried to meet his own montal powers, aud pure, high-toned conversation. He taught mo some of the delight a kuowledge of art gives to tho sight of a lino painting or piece of sculp ture. 'He trained my eyes for me till overy flower, every sunset, every eight in nature acquired a new beauty. 'He guided me through higher walks of literature than I had at tempted alone. Ethel, it Is useless to prolong tho story. He lovod me, and ho won my love. 'Yot, during all tho months of in tercourse that bound our hearts together, George had never said to me: 'I lovo you,' and, suro aa I felt of his aflectiou, I kopt my own love hidden till somo word of his gave me the guarantee to speak. 'It was not coquetry that kopt mo silent, Ethel, but tho modesty of true, pure lovo. 'We had come to town for the winter, and I mot Georgo Holmes constantly, at home and abroad, when my uncla aud guardian fold mo that tho youug artist had been offered a most desirable and lucra tive commission for a painting that would require him to go to Italy for two, perhaps threo years. 'I was suro ho would speak then. It could not bo that ho would leavo homo for years, and give me no word of love at parting. 'Wo woro preparing for a largo party at home when the servant handed me a boquet of tea roses with Mr. HolmcB' compliments. 'I loved tea roses then, Ethel, and the creamy, half-oponcd buds, tho bright loaves, the deep-tinted hearts of tho open flowers, all seemed smiling hope on mo, as I sat in my room luhaliug thoir porfume, and thinking of the giver. 'It socmod to me a promise of all I hoped and wished, that I should roceive tho lovely gift, and amid my tender thoughts, I resolved to drop all my careless manner, all my flirt ing, heartless tricks, when I was assured this noble, true heart all my own. 'Nover was I more careful of my dress than on the evening of the party to which I referred. 'My choicest jewels, my richest silk, did duty for that occasion, and I dressed my hair as Goorgo liked it best, and woro tho color he thought the most becoming. 'I was still at my post as hostess, receiving my fast arriving guests, as ho came in. 'I saw as he advanced to meet me, that he was very pale, and his oyes woro fixed upon my face as if he would read my very soul. 'I smiled as I greeted him, my heart full of hope. 'He took my hands in his own, looked at them a moment, again searched my face with strange, wild eyes, and then abruptly turned from rao and left tho room. 'All through tho long evening I watched for his roturu, but he did not como. 'When I was alono in my room once more, I took the boquet from my dressing table, wrapped it in soft tissue paper, and put it iu a box. 'Then with tears and sadness I put it away, as we bury our dead. 'He would come no more. 'I knew that the silont parting was a final one, though I could not guess its meaning. 'Yet I did not doubt him even then, believing somo good roason existed for his silenco, and waiting till time should reveal the truth to me. 'I heard of his departure for Italy, and two years later I heard of his marriage. 'On that day I openod my box for the first time, to throw away the flowers I had no longer a right to cherish. Thoy were withered away, and I saw for the first time what the flow ers and leaves had hidden with such fatal security. 'Tied in tho very heart of tho bo quet was a letter aud a diamond ring. 'He had written to mo asking my love, and telling mo his own, and he begged me, if I could be his wifo, to wear tho ring when I met him in the evening. 'But tho sting, Ethel, tho punish ment in that lettor were words tell ing mo he dared not speak to me face to face, becanso my roputation was that of a coquette, who laughed at her suitors when they offered their love. 'Yet he wroto that he thought rae wronged, aud begged mo to prove to him I was not tho heartless flirt society called mo. 'Aud when he came to mo, Ethel, I smiled in his face, and ofTored him my hand with 110 ring ho had given upon it. 'Do you wonder he loft me boliev ing all ho had heard of my false heart aud cruel coquetry ? Do you wonder the sight aud perfume of a tea roso has made my heart faint siuco tho day whou I discovered how it had hidden from mo tho happi ness of my life? 'I never saw Georgo Holmes again. Ho is happy iu Italy, with his wifo and children, aud I am an old maid for lovo of him, weeping over a bo quet of roses that reminds me of the past. 'Tear it apart,' Ethel said, in alow voico. 'Seo if my fato is there.' 'No, darling, there is no ring hero, no lottor; but yet I tell you my story as a warning. There aro for tuno hunters, I know, who will woo any rich girl, but they need not gain the triumph of debasing your heart by leading you through the mazes of a flirtation. 'Quiet dignity wjll soon teach them thoir hopes aro vain. 'Yet, if a true hoart is in your grasp, do not play with it. Gently discourage it, if tho plea is a vain ono; if not, as you value your hap piuess, do not triflo with a love you return.' 'But, auutio, you wore not to blame if you did not know tho letter was hidden among tho fLowora.' 'Not for that, but for tho conduct that proventcd Goorgo from speak ing to me, for foar of heartless trifling.' Thcro wbb a very grave-faced lady roturnod to the croquot ground, aud Harold Goldy wondorod what had happoned while ho was knocking tho balls around with more energy than good-temper. It dlaquitcd him tp seo the bright face clouded, aud ho watched an op portunity to suggest a short ramble to tho woods, hoping to secure an explanation of the cause. What was said exactly, history doos not record, but Ethel whispered to her auut. as she kissed her good night : 'Tne now ring is Harold's auntie, I did not let him bury his heart in a withered boquet.' A CIomo Call. As traiu No. 3 was getting ready to leave Council Bluffs last Saturday foronoon, all on board received a thorough fright by tho train starting out at a break-nock spcod without wailing for a signal from the con ductor. It appears that the cugiue had been left by both cngineor and fireman aud that on somo account the lover flew back aud a full head of steam was put on, starting tho train at a reckless speed. Thos. Lowery at once observed the con dition of affairs and fully realizing tho poril of all on board, with great presonco of mind and courago clim bed upmi the lop of the baggago car and made his way over tho tendor to the engino, stopping the train when within only about two car lengths of tho dummy train which had started out ahead of tho wild train which was approaching the bridge, thus avorting a terriblo dis aster. As soon as the passengors had had timo to realize tho situation the fright was general, as they well understood that but for the presonce of mind of Mr. Lowery iu a moment the train must have been a total wreck and passengers hurled into eternity. Engineer Wilklng had left his fire man in charge of the engine and the fireman had absented himself sup posing the ongino would bo all right and take care of itself. Mr. Lowery, has the hearty thanks of all on board Including the mail clerks, who were not quite prepared to start on that long journey hence, for his coolness, preaenco of mind and bravery. Q. I. Independent. Way the Traia Stopped. Wednesday morning tho passen ger train south on the Keokuk di vision was lifting itself right oil' the rails. Sho was ruuniug so fast the noise of tho wheels was rattling along about two hundred yards be hind the train, doing its level best to keep in sight, but losing ground every jump. Suddenly the train stopped, away out between stations ; no cattlo on tho track, no water tank in sight, nothing apparently to stop for. Sho pulled up so closo to an orchard that tho farmer came out and sat on the fcuco with a gun in his hand and a couplo of bold, bad dogs, looking deceitfully pleasant, tagging along at his heels. He evi dently didn't cure about 'setting up' tho apples. Tho passengers were alarmed, not at tho determined neu trality of the farmer, but at the sud den sloppago of the train. They knew something serious had hap pened. Presently tho fireman came walking down along the sido of the track, looking carefully, a though he had dropped his diamond out of the cab window. What is it?' asked tho tint pas senger. 'What is the matter?' a3kcd the second passeugor. 'What has happoned?' asked the third passeugor. What broke?' asked the fourth passenger. 'Why did we stop?' asked the fifth passongor. 'What's np?' asked tho sixth pas senger. 'What broke loose?' asked the seventh passenger. What doue it?' asked the eighth passenger. Broke a spring hanger,' gravely repliod tho fireman, and passed on, and all tho questioning passongors drew their heads back aud closed their windows, and with great grav ity was repealed the fireman's state ment to tho other passengers who had not been ablo to get to tho win dow iu time to ask the fireman anything : Broke a spring hammer.' Broke a sling hainer.' 'Broko a screen hanger.' 'Broke a string hammer.' 'Broke a string ander.' 'Broke a scono banner.' 'Broke a steam hammer.' Broko a swing hanger.' Aud if Bonjamiu F. Franklin and Christopher C. Columbus had been in that coach, they couldn't have looked wiser nor beon" more thor oughly ignorant of the nature of the accident, than the awo-struck pas sengors who imparted this informa tion and tried to look as though they woren't wondering what it was. There should be a law compelling railroad people to spoak United States when imparting information relatlvo to tho naturo of accidents to the inquiring passengers. There wasn't a passenger in that coach that ever oxpectod to soo good Dave Blackburn or tho ouginoer alive again. We all supposod that whon a spring hanger broke, it just tore tho engino all to pieces, stood it on end aud rammed it into the ground, aud then ran on ahead, toro up tho track, sot firo to a bridge and blow up a culvort. The average passen ger has au idea that a spring hanger owns about the whole engine, that it is ono of those things that can even swear at a brakeman and walk up to a baggageman and call him a 'Woodeu-hcadcd, flat-backed, truuk- I liftiu' hurricauo of wrath,' aud con sequently when a passenger is told that the spring hanger is broken, ho has an impressijn that it will take every dollar thero it on the train to set the old thing up again. Burling ton Uawkeye. A colored minister in Georgia was brought to trial before the deacons of his church for stealing bacon. After a number of witnesses had beon examined the deacons retired, and afterward roturnod tho following verdict: "Tho Rev. Mosos Bledso am acwitted of tho sinuations dat ho actual stole do pork, as 'twas not abode dat sumbudy else miton't havo bin wearin' his clozo, but de brudder is horeby 'fectionately warned dat in futnre he must be more keerful.' The most trying occasion for a journalist will be when he is hauled before the high court of heaven and asked what his real circulation is. If he can answer that truthfully, we feel authorized to predict that bo will be passed on to tho flowery bed of the conservatory where, with a crushed hat and a plate of ice cream, ho may flirt with the angels of the golden stairs to the heavenly music of a string band. Observing little brother's remark before a room full o( company : "I know what makes that red mark on Mary's nose. It was the rim of John Parker's haL" And there are girls who believe that little brothers nev er go to heaven. Aged Pur-eat. By some, aged parents are conaid sidered a burden, of which they would gladly rid themselves. We often see these persons treat their parents very unkindly, apparently forgetting the-debt of love and grat itude which they owe to their father and mother. Ah, how ungrateful is the human heart t How apt it Is to become cold and hardened to ward those whom it once loved with the teudcrest, holiest affection! O heartless children I Was it not your mother who watched over you in the hours of infancy? Was it not sho who spent so many sleepless nights by your side as you lay in your littlo bed, suffering from dis ease which she feared might tako tho loved one from her sight? Ami, when fho danger was past, knelt and offered a prayer of thanksgiving to God for his great kindness in spar ing the life of her darling ? She has prayed for you all through bygono years, and sho prays for you still. It was she who taught you to say your simple prayer each evening as you knelt beside her knee. Oh, how you loved her then 1 Every childish care and sorrow was poured into her listening ear, aud you ever found in hor a sympathizing friend and counselor. And your father? Do you not remember when you used to stand at the window aud watch his coming from the field where he had labored hard all day long, that you might not want? Aud, when the evening meal was over, that he took you on his knee, told you pretty stories, and called you his precious child? Aud that, when you came to be of tho proper age, he sent you to school that you might obtain au education and prepato yourselves to becoino wise and useful, and bo an honor to yourselves and to the world? Havo you forgotten all this? It cannot be. Stop and think what you do when you pronounce your father and mother burdens. Consider that tho vigor of lifo in gone, that they havo become weak and dependent, and that their poor old hearts need cheering by kind words and pleas ant smiles!. The tdiadowa of their live tue lengthening their sun is about Io set. Tlmti be careful that you fame no cloud to settle aud obscure tho glory of that sunset. Your fatlier'n growini; old, Hi silit ! very dim; Hi; loans on his faithful start; For lie's weak In every limti. His year arc well-nih told His rartlily luies are lied; lit soon will .slumber cold Among tbii .silent drad. Your mother's old and weak. Her locks are tbin and gray; Her agud form is bent, Shu soon will iiasx uwiiy. The one who love you ever. You soon nhall see no more, Until you crosH the river. And stand un the other shore. And now, when has como And earthly bojie.s have lied, Oli, share with them your home, And cheer their dying bed. IutIg;o 3Iuhob'm 1hI. At tho recent meeting of the Old Settlers or Otoe County, held iu Ne braska City a few days since, tho following practical Joke, perpetrated by Judgo Mason when ho was a broth of a boy, n quarter of a centu ry ago, was related by William Mc Lounan, after speaking of tho prac tice iu thoso days, said: "We left here to go to Johnson, and from there around the circuit. The party who left hero consisted of tho Judge, W. Taylor, O. P. Mason, and myself. A youug lawyer from Browuvillc, named Johnson, met us at Tccumseh, and Mr. Mason com menced his practic.il jokes on John sou, and as ho was very sensitive, Mason kept it up. Mr. Taylor ap peared to take Johnson nido fortl-o purpose of helping it along, and by the time we reached Falls City it had progressed so far that Tayler told Johu.oon in justice to his own solf-respect, it was his duty to chal lenge Mnxou to fight a duel, which he agreed to do, and asked Taylor to act as his second. Taylor con veyed thcchallengo as second which was accepted and Maou selected Mr. Thomas as his second. Tho timo was to be at sunrise the next morn ing, place tho Sac and Fox reserva tion, two miles south of Falls City, as they said the laws against dueling would not extend to the reservation. Weapons, navy revolvers, distance, twenty paces. All except Johnson were aware of tho sell. The wea pons were loaded with loose paper wads. Johnson, although knowing nothing of the condition of affairs, stood up liko a bravo man to his place. The others had provided fresh blood from a butcher at Falls City. The ground wns measured and both fired at the word and Ma son fell, and had somo of tho blood carried there and scattered where he fell. Taylor aud Johnson hastily left the field and Taylor told John son that he had killed Mason. Johnson replied that the loss was trifling. Taylor said it was a pity for his family. Johnson said his family would be fortunate in being rid of him. It was a scvero joke, but caused a great share of amuse ment at the time. Lincoln Journal. Never speak much of your own performances. He kind to the old folks, then, They've- done enough for you; They've braved the storms of life, Villi spirits .strou: and true. 1 f i. r-:r &