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MARES I COLTS, - Teams t.t- liorses or Oxen, SASII.i: !. I 1-:M. wild orbioke. at Ihe Corral of I2i GERR VRD .v ZFKiLER. Chicago Barber Shop. COLUMBUS, NEB. Hli: I'TTIXO done in the l:.tet tle, with or without machine. None hut tirt-clas workmen employed. Ladies' iiuil children's hair cutting a -p. ciallv. llENRA WOOD'S. 472 tiiii Pioprh tor. si'Ata: ikuti:. JOIIX Hl'RER. the mail-carrier be tween Coliiuihu and Albion, will leae Columbus everyday except Sun din at Tclock, sSuri, pi"sing through Monroe, Genoa. WaUr ille. ami to Al lien The hack will call at eithet of the Hotel lor paengers if orders are left at the post-otlice. Rate reason able, ?2 to Albion. 222.lv GOOD CHEAP BRICK! I TMY RESlDEXCE.onsihell Creek, J V ttiree miles eat of Mat this' bridge, I hae TO.OOil aul. IiaiMl-liui'iit lricU fur vale, which will le .dd in lot- to -nit pur- 41-tf' OEORUE IlEXfiOLER. Coliuiibus Meat Market! WEBER &. KNOBEL, Prop's. KEEP ON HAXDall kind- of frc-h meal-, and -moked poik and beef; also freh lih. Make au:ige a pcc ialt. jSTReineniber the place. Elev enth St one door hoi of D. Ryan' hotel. 417-tf DOCTOR BONESTEEL, J-. S. i:. 13IIB.' JXI'bSCiSKO. roi.i itiif. : nfiii:!sK.. OFFICE HOl"R. 10 to 12 a. in., 2 to A p. m., and 7 to 0 p. in. Office on Xehrak Aenue. three di.or north of E. .1. 'Raker' grain oilic. . Residence, corner Wyoniin and Walnut -treet-, norlli Coluinbit. Xebr. "S-tf Ei'(ri'It.- ?l';it .TI:irUf. ' i Nasldnstnn Air., nrl o(ijllf Cnurt House. OWINO TO THE CLOSE TIMES, meat Mill be sold al thi market low . low down for oah. Re-t -teak, per lb.. 10c. Rib roa-I. " .... Sc. Roil. - Cc. Two cent- a pound more than the above price- will be charged on tinu and that to goad responsible parties only. 2C7. AIKS. W. L. COSSEY. Dress and Shirt Maker, S lKors West orstilliimnN Prue Store. Drese and sliirts cut and made to order am! satisfaction guaranteed. Will alo do plain or fanej sow ing of nnj de scription. ET TRICE VERY REASOXARLE. Gie me a call and tr m work. 423-1 " I- a b: si k it s : BL OK GOOD CHEER. Let not the low prices of your product dis courage you. but rather limit your ex pcne to your resource. You can do o bv stopping at the new home of your fello'w larmer, where youcin rind good accommodation cheap. For hay for team fcr one night and d.i, 23cts. A room furnihed with a conk stove and bunks, in connection with the stable rree. Tuoe wishing can be accommo dated at the houe of the undersigned at the following rates: Meals 23 cent? brd- 10 cents. .1. R. sEXECAL, . mili e:it of fiorrar.l' Corral. UNDERTAKER, KEEPS OX 1TAXD ready-made and Metallic Coffins, Walnut Picture Frames. Mends Cane Scat Chairs. Keeps on hand Rlack "Wal nut Lumber. I HENRY GASS, t bk. ... - ,fJHy a.. BUSINESS CAHDS BEICK! TIEMF.R .v STOLCE keep constantly ll on hand and l'uriii!) in tlie wall, the het of brick. Order olicited Ad- re.s. a above, box .').', Columbus. 47 Physician and Snrgpon. JSTOIliee open at all hours ank Suildin?. soticu: IF YOl' have any real etate for ale, if you wih tobuj either in or out of the" city, if you w"ih to trade city property for land, or land for city pioperly. give u a call. N'aI)SV.OI:TII & diiSSKI.YX. II. SIMPSON, ATT011XEY AT LAW. Will jinctice in all the courts of the State. Prompt attention given to all buines entrusted to hi v;icv. Ojllcc: Up-stair, one dour eai of .lOL'ltXAI. ollice. Coltimhu. 47!-in XH.SOX MIM.KTr. IIVIIOX SIII.LKTT, lutiee of the Peace and Xotarj Public. .. .liBi.i.irrr a.- ko:v. A 1TORNEY.- AT LAW, Columbus, Xebr.ika. X. R. Thev will give eloe atteutir.n in all buines cnti utcd othi-ni. 2IS. J S. Ml KNOCK S MX, B Carpenters and Cortractors. lLnehad anetended ep. lieiiee, and will guarantee ati-faction iu work. All kinds of repairing done on short notice. Our motto i. flood work and fair price. :ill and nive us an oppor tunity to estimate for you. 3TShop at the Rig Windmill. Coliinibu. Xebr. isi.y GEORGE 11. DERRY, x CARRIAGE. ?9l .. , . ,, :.:, i - W& oeaiiiiso, oj.a:i:i:. I'api'r I3:in;iii;r, KALSOMINING, Etc. I3TAII work warranted. hop on Olie lr el. oppoiii' i in - r-ittr-all" Milile-. aprldj b S C 11 K C IC . Manufacturer and De.Ier in CIGARS AND TOBACCO. u.i. hixiis or SMOKI NG ARTICLES. Store on Olive S'f., near the old I'nst-njliee Columbus Nebraska. 147-ly S. 5. CASIT. J. S. CAil?. :t:tir7 rsiU:. ( WYIKW &(.,AAP, Attorneys Jintl Counselors at Law, AND REAL EST A TE AGENTS. Will gie prompt attention to all busi ness entrusted to them in this and ad joining count ie-. Collection made Ollice on lltli treet. oppo-iti- ileintz's j drug. lore, ( olumbus, Xeb. pricht Deiit-eh Parle Fr .neii. LAW, REAL ESTATE CX)LLECTIONAbFFICE AV. S. O'ETCR. MOXEY TO LOAN in smalUlot on farm property, time one to three year. Farms with some impro enient bought and old. Ojjice for the present at the clntlicr Ilnusf, Columbu. Xeb. 47.1- CALIFORNIA WINES! si i:te. Q1 OnpQI 7S x - l J " '.' ' ' J A GALLON -.IT- SA.ML. (J ASS'S. H. w lit II Street. LPEBS & SOHREIBEB Blacksmiths and Wagon Matar, AM. kim:3 Ol Hennirhig Pont' on Short Notice. ALL WOEK WARRANTED. They al-o keep en hand Furst & Bradley Plows, SULKY PLOWS, CULTIVATORS. &C. Shop on Olive Street, oppo-ite Tatter sall. CO! FMRFS. XER. W1L BECKER. IIIKAl.FU IM GEOCERIES, Grain, Produce, Stc. Good ExQGils end Fair Dealing. NEW STORE, NEW GOODS. Gooite delivered Free of Charge, anywhere in the city. Corner 'of 13th and Madison Sts North of Foundry. 297 ' -?sii iif-X r-t&sMl&aB&za "-? 1 WILL TJIJXK OF THEE. uy siauy niiAixtiM). TO Sltrs. Slt'IJDOCK. It seem to me we met hut e.!crda. Andnowwei.art-thisi.th'ewavofiife. Will never more our hands cl:ip in the Of this wild world? Yet to the end O d neighbor. I will think of thee ii 'leiiu. Dost jutiruey westward toward the land The uniet land? Will rich prairie vield V,,'Vou,:b,V.M,lv lu goigeou neaiiM to tliiue e e uillolU of gold. And will not I toward the iiuset,tnn. Go down? Will not the future to my life unfold Some wealth, though in thi life I may not lind My l-i nil of gold? Ood go with thee, dd neighbor, to the end. And, if thou enter .I'rsf the spirit land. Look out for me; lor at the tinal call I must be close at hand. Hod-ford, March V.l, 1S7s. A a,s;cikV ti:. "What the deuce ail- me. ? Where am I, .myhow? Wherever I am, -..:. i . - . . i .springs and mattresses mu-t be ,-.... , t ... i ..: i ti.ucr, mi i iuiuu I iiiii lam tin .suiue might v hard ubtanco. Wonder if j ",MM "u" "'"- ,,K"' " I'm dead? 1 feel migl.lv like il.lfi,,s Howard. Mavbn I an, trn.ehcd out "read v for i "0h nhniXt a vonr or -"" i lie iKieior- io carvr me. These were my first thoughts, very cheering, indeed, a 1 became con scious. I could neither peak nor move: bill I soon learned thai I could hear. A door opened. loottep ap proached, I fell a cloth removed from my face, and a voice which I recognized as that of mv intended father-in-law, said : "He hasn't changed much,'' and hi companion, whose voice I recog nized a Sowcrby. the undertaker, said lightly: "There jut where ou are mi taken. Mr. Muflins: he look ,i groat light heller dead than alive; but how does l'riscilla feel about it ? Take on much, eh ?" "Oh! no, just enough to appear welll" said ihe father of my aflianc- ' '"" w"" 'l ''uckie. "she never j eared much for Smith; 'twas his stiiiiiis i but -be fnneifil. My Pri eilla is a piacticil yiil and went in for hi dimes. Id. earriaji.' and iries, although at Ihe same limn I must own she was spooney on bald-patcd Howard, the arlii ; but he poor a loli's turkey, a the ain i." ""Well, she can lne him now for all thi poor en-, can't she?" said Sowcrby, beatinsr a tattoo with hi digit on my chosl. 'I presume o ; but he will wait till the j ear is up, for fear of go.ip, ou know." 'But who gels hi money, .seeing the poor cues has no relations?" queried the undertaker. "Oh ! that' all right. You ee my l'riscilln is a sensible girl. Before she promised lo marry him he had him make his will in her favor. Poor Smith was rather sappy. yOU know; had nothing against him, however, although he was deucedly homely, and .-itch a barn-door of a mouth, always open." "Well,'?nid the cheerful voice of the undertaker, "his mouth is shut tight enough now, 1 reckon ; he'll never open it iu thi world again. I reckon his immortal p-irt is now with ihe angels." And my mortal part i also with the aii'.'el, thought 1 a fine pair of angels! felt clumsy ridicule indignant at their I tried lo shut my I liM, but never a shut ua- to it. I could do notliino- but litpn. Me then began to measure me lor my coffin. I hud heard that undertakers whistled joyfully when they got a measure. I believed it to be only a joke on the craft ; but Sowcrby ac tually sinick up the air "Pull down the blinds," in a subdued IhrilHnc wlii-iie while he measured me. "A nobby casket .ind one hundred hack?, eh, Mr. Muffins? Must make big thing of it. The cuss left lots of money, and remember he was to he your Prison la's husband. Must make a .splurge. Mr. Muffins' paid the worthy undertaker, with an eye to his own pocket. Well, I don't mind i? ihe coffin is a little nobby looking; but one bun dled hacks! The deuce 1 dust send one or two for Ihe mourners, and the rest who come lo attend Ihe luneial can I'urni-h their own rigs oi In. oi it, v. Iiiclii-vvt hits ihem." Thev covered m luce again and left me to my own reflections. I had often heard it remarked that meditation was good-for the s0ul, and this wa the besl chance I ever had of trying it. An hour must have passed, and the door was again opened, and two persons came whispering along to where I lay, and the voice of my promised wife fell on my ear. I dread to look at him, Mr. How ard, he was o homely when living, he must be frightful when dead." I ground my teeth iu rage as 1 re membered how often she had gone into raptures, or pretended to, over my noble brow and expressive mouth, and would solemnly declare thai if I were taken from her she i WOI'l(l enter a convent, take llie veil and never mot o behold the sun. ; ,. ... , .. , .. . One of llipm raised the clntli ; 1 i know (kv wero lookiii" at me. ' Howard was the chap she was5)Oon - a' ey on, whom her father had men .- nnncil. "Seems to me you don't feel very j lj:'(l !luol't ' h, Miss Miifliii," ' ,,r ,, , , ,, ,, . .. ,. ., i Well, to fell the truth, said my, betrothed. "I don't care verv much about it. If he had lived I suppose I should have married him, because he was rich ; but I was getting about ick of my bargain, for 1 knew 1 should always be ashamed of him.' "But on loved him," remarked Howard. ,:Xo, I didn't ! My affections were wasted long ago on one who never returned my love." And my fast fading idol sighed heavily. They ' lin1 imn itfii.il i.i. ftni .tiiS.t u.wl '" "';--.; .........., -....j i i i;iimiii wiiinii a lew icei u , ! where I lay. .! ll.,.i l.... i w; s Mm- with an I ntlinp iir' icr sigh "About the time I went away?' interrupted the cautious Howard, coughing a little. 'Well, ves, about that length of! time,'' assented my dear affianced. t '-Xow. Miss Mii-Miif-Mnffins yon oh! you don't mean to insinu ate that, T-I-l, oh ! oh ! oh ! too much bliss am the lucky" "I don't mean to insinuate any thing, Mr. Howard ;" and the angel ic sweefno-s oi her voice became somewhat metallic. "Xow, see here Pris-pris-cilla oh! let me call you by that melodi ous name. 3ee here! 1 always lov ed you ; not for your beauty, but for your artles-noss ; 'pon my soul I did, and would have proposed to you only I heard you were engaged to the chap that is stretched there." "Oh! Mr. Howard!" said Mrs. Smith that was to he. giving a little squeal. "Don't Mr. Hon aid me. If you return my afleclion you miM call me by some pet name. Call me Harry; call me Lovey ; but for heaven's sake don't Mr. Howard me, my own Priscilla!" said How ard, in a quivering voice. Then I heard a movement of feet, accom panied by a loud lip explosion. Moses! how mad I got! I tried to kick or grate my teeth, but never a kick or a grate could I raise. I was obliged to grin and bear il. Bear it I had lo ; but grin I couldn't. Soon my company left, and I was igain entertained by my own pleas-' ant thoughts, until I again felt the cloth gently removed from my face. A soft warm palm was laid on my forehead, and Ihe low, sweet voice of Minnie lfivers whispered well, no matter what. "Night came so did the neighbors to my wake, and from two old crones who sat near me I learned to my honor that I was lo bs buried next day. 'Of course you are coming to ihe funeral to-morrow, Mrs. Frizzle baiuii ?" said one of them. -Oh! dear, yes, surely. 1 hope it may turn out u line day, for I want to enjoy the ride to the cemetery." I then lost consciousness, and the nevt 1 heard was the grating voices ol Prisoil Io, my fiancee, and her mother. Apparently tnev were brushing, dusting and giving ihe room a general Hckinr op before the funeral. "Is Howard to be one of the pall hearers?" asked Ihe voice of my mother-in-law that might have been. "He would be gladly, but he hasn't a suit of black clothes," said my sweetesl. "Why, Priscilla ! my child, don't you remember Smith's black broad cloth; the suit is brand new. I know it will fit Howard. Call him in, he's sitting in the kitchen, and let him try them on." Xow, this black suit was a partic ular tavorite of mine, a perfect fit, thai set my person off to great ad vantage, and it made my blood boil to hear ihpin talk so coolly of trans fprriiio it lo my lival, to be worn at my own tuneral. i was getting very mad now. I felt Ihe crisis was near, and thai I should either die or ex plode if they meddled with my black suit. Priscilla look it down from the peg I know it, for I heard the buckles jingle and made for the door. I tried to shake my fist, and yell at her, but nil in vain, and there I lay outwardly calm as a lamb, my inwards boiling with wrath. It was too much ! The deepest trance could not have held out against that suit; with a powerful effort I sprang up and howled. Priscilla dropped my clothes, her mother the duster, and both bounded out of the room squealing like shot rabbits. With difficulty I managed to get my clothes, and had just got inside of my panls when Mrs. Muffins and her I daughter. Iieaded h' the undertaker, peered in at the door, a motley com- , pany of women and sinulty-faced , children stood in Iheir rear. Such J sacred-looking owls: enough to ' amue a dead man. So I laughed. It was not very becoming; but I I . i..i i r. i .:n :.!.., , muKiieti pua. unci i.e.. m. ..., ... began to ache. Then the undertak - cr ventured near inc. aying. rather dubiously: ..c .. ,. ,.. ,i.i .. M.. "ao you ai not dead jet, M- ?iiiilli?" Vell, no, not exactly ; orry .o disappoint my friends nboul tlir; funeral, however." Yes," he assented, absently : "had rather that is ahem !" Fooled out ol Ihe dimes, carriage and grey.:, my gal, thought I. as I j looked at Prtailln ..." . i. ...:i. i.:... m..:.r t They now began lo gather around me aJ(1 t0 o,,..,,;., mo on my narrow escape I noticed they cried re than when I na a grent deal mot dead. Priscilla came and hunj: on my neck, .sniveling desperately. I gave heranotovergentle push Irom me, and lold her to wait next lime till I was safely buried belore he meddled with my clothes. "Oh! I'm so glad!" she said, I sweetly, without appearing lo notice what I said about my clolhes, "'that you are not dead, dear. My heart seemed withered and broken to see you lying so cold and while. I wept bitterly over your poor, antrel ic face, mv darling." "Oh! yes, so you did. I heard you and Howard take on .-it a furi ous rate. It was a verv lucky die for me, my ducky." "Could von hear'" she gasped. I rather think I could," I replied. "So good-by, my noble girl ; you can have the pleasure of calling Howard all the pet names you can lay your tongue to." She made a bee-line for the open door, and her pull-back was the last I ever saw of her, and I hear she still lives a life of single blessed ness. As I am writing this piece a quiet lift lo figure steals to my side, and a soft white hand, which sends a thrill of pleasure to my heart, is laid lovingly on my shoulder; yes, the hand of Minnie Rivers, now Minnie Smith, my wife. Karly Rlwiu. The Exeter News-Letter e:iys: " For farmers and those who live in localities where people can retire at eight or nine o'clock in the evening, the old notion about early rising is still appropriate. 15ut he who is kept up until ten or eleven or twelve o'clock, and then rises at five or six, because of the teachings of some old ditty about ' early to rise,' commits a sin against his own soul. There is not one man in ten thous and who can afford to do without seven or eight hottrs'sleep. All the stuff written about great men who sleep only three or four hours' a night is apochphal. They have been put upon such small allowan ces occasionally and prospered ; but no man ever kept healthy in body and mind for a number of years with less than seven hours' sleep. " If you can get to bed early, then rise early; if you cannot get to bed till late, then rise late. It may be as proper for one man to rise at eight as it is for another to rise at five. Let the rousing bell he rung at least thirty minutes before vour public appearance. Physicians say that a .sudden jump out of bed gives ir regular motion of Ihe pulse. It takes hours to get over sudden ris ing. It is barbarous to expect chil dren lo laud on the center of Ihe floor al Ihe call of their nurses. Give us lime after you call us to roll over, gaze at ihe world full iu the face, and look before we leap." There m a vein of sense in the above, though we think, on the whole, the old adage " early to bed and early to rise" is most in accord ance with nature, and so far as pos sible we should live on this plan. Especially should the young form the habit of going to bed early. "When the' do this they enjoy get ting up early belter than to crawling out after nine o'clock. be The Journal is certainly surpris ed at the long and ominous silence of its neighbor, the Democrat, over the important political departure in Yazoo County, Mississippi. A po litical newspaper that omits to re cord these things is in the sere and yellow leaf. Since the official organ of the Democratic State Central Committee refuses to apeak, per haps the ex-organ of this party, the Omaha Herald, will favor us with its ideas about the new plan of rais ing campaign funds and carrying an election without the formality and trouble of a ballot. It will hardly do to be silent about the Yazoo plan. It is too novel, original, and striking to be permitted to drop out of sight v.u ,,c..u .. ....... ,. gl.a(ia!Iy lade away. rout them, an father, in an undertone ; "act voiifl.i,.,. ,. , .. . .... , ' .. ,. I - niorcadventilioiH an during the coming campaign. Zjti- J wi,l seethe defects when the weav coln Journal. ing of a lifetime is unrolled. llosv lu Succecil in lilfe. Mr. Hohcrt Lowe, M". P.. ex-chan-ceJlor of the exchequer, said recent ly, in an address to the children of a London orphan asylum : 'I am tnvself a nerson who has j huil los,n,;gIc i,ann U,c battles of , jj an(1 f .; te yQU w,ml j be. 1 ., . f , . . I icnt5 of succcss .,, JfCj aml lb.u ;; j(, , ,. k t, . IIOtI,injj tlm , e hicl!,s a young man or woman iu lif. .I. . v ..' WO V.l w ...v. -,. w.... -.o id t In a voting man or woman iu life so much as strict and riiriil clfcon- j tnil Cf.ouomy ,, ,eir.,icniaj. It is the custom to say that, youth is the tiuiij for enjoyment, and so it is; but nature and youth have provided that enjoyment for themselves. The earth and the air and the skies seem to open to them a paradise; but when they get older these delights d d i expensive pleasure?. What I, there- iore. wottiu trongiv advie evcrv OMP " 'u 's lo c"''?'ler that when , .vo" 1, t,,(! wltl perhnp? the , ,ir5t xhinS -VJ lnvf go! lo do is, ex lo lIr honestly with that j nllicl' ' trii-lcil to ou, to take c'"c t!,fU " ''Cp clear of debt, and ,l IosaHiC by .-ell-denial to lay by something for the future in eue of sickne- or oilier misfortune. It eems to me Hint it is a duty which is not generally sufficiently incul cated on young people. You will find in life that if you behave well and do your duty, all Ihe difficulty is concenlraied in the. first step. It is the first advances which men or women make iu life which more or less decides their future. The be ginnings of life are all crowded. For everything that is to be had j there is great competition ; but when people have once made a step uuu proved that they are worthy, all the rest is comparatively easy. It has been my duty often lo pick out per sons for situations, and my expe rience is that when the great mass is penetrated, and you have got to persons who have advanced one or two steps, the difficulty is not that we arc overwhelmed with persona fit for the place, but fo get any one who is fit j'or it. Therefore your object in life should be to begin with the greatest cave, attention and self-denial, so to make this first step as to distinguish yourself as being trustworthy and reliable in particu lars, and if you once attract the notice of your employer, and he sees you are well and honestly dis charging your duty, you may rely upon it you are iu a fair way to make jourself independent and to lead a happy life.' Cute in Ireland. The bone cave at Shandon, near Dmig.irvaii in the county of Water ford, accidentally discovered some twenty years ago was the first Irish cave which produced animal remains belonging to the pleistocene period. In it were found remains of the mammoth horse, bear wolf and rein deer. Another cave has recently been discovered near Cappoquin, ut a distance of about seven miles from the Shandon cave. This new cavern is of large .size, and appears to have been occupied at a very remote period by bears, portion, of whoso -keletotia are to be met with iu the lower deposit? of tho Uoor; but the chief iuteiest in this discovery rests in the fact that reihains of the great Irish elk (Megacerob IIiheruicii?e) were found in it. in conjunction with the bones of other deer and of benr?, and along with a polished greeustoue celt (neolithic) and several stone rubbers. There were also some re markable and sionj evidences met with of the association of man with the great Irish elk, for Prof. Leilh Adams, in whose presence these re mains were taken out of the cave, and by whom they were packed up for further observation, say that many of tho bones of the mogicerog were evidently split for their mar row and several elk cannon bones were found fashioned into awls and gaujres, showing thai man was not only cotemporaneotis with the giant stag of Ireland, but also may have in some measure helped to exterminate it. The explorations of this cave are still going on, and they promise to open out a new era in Ihe prehistoric history of Ireland. A wag of a pickpocket was arrest ed in Washington a. day or two ago for practicing his art on one of the foreign legations. "What have you to say in palliation of your offense?" asked the Judge. "I did it in pur suance of a duty, sir." "By what process of reasoning do you arrive at that conclusion ?' "Well, sir, we deem it to be purely in the line of our rob legations." He who ia false lo present duty breaks a thread in the loom, and llafTalo IIIII. Cody is fhe Kit Carson of the Cen tral Western border. Horn iu Ne braska, his pare nts moved to Kansas during the bloody day? of the free soil struggle, and his earliest recol lections are of Missouri jnyhawker-, who were trailing his father because of his anti-shivery opinions. When twelve years of age he made his first trip across the plain, a a cnvailard rider, and while the train was out it was attacked by Indians on the South Platte and during the run ning light the boy distinguished himself by killing one of the red assailants-. Prom that time on his ci rcer was decided and Ift became u plaiustnau iu all that the word then implied. As a hunter and a scout he soon became famous, and of the knights of our border iu those dayn of excitement and bloodshed none were more prominent than Cody. It was while the Kaiias Pacific was being constructed that he acquired the name of- liuflhlo Bill." At that time the Indians were vory trouble some, and great difficulty was ex perienced in gelling fresh meat for the workmsn. Accordingly God dard Brothers a-ked Cody iu Hayes City to huiir for them, and he ac cepted the employment offered. During the eighteen months he w.h engaged in this capacity he killed 4, 20 buffalo, and the name, by which he is most generally known was given him. Later ou, during tin' Iudian campaigns of the Northwest, ho gained the reputation of being one of the most reliable men in the government employ, and Gen. Sher idan, to whom he has dedicated hip book, appointed him chief of tho scouIh. During the campaigning which followed he played r. very prominent part. The life of" Buffalo Bill." i told by himself and is for sale at . J). Fifzpa trick's. Civility I a. Fortune. Civility is in itself a fortune, for a courteous man always succeeds in life, even when persons of greater ability sometimes fail. The famous Duke of Marlborough is a cuse in point. It was said of him by a co temporary, that hi3 agreeable man ners often converted an enemy into a friend; and by another, that It was more pleasing to be denied n favor by his grace, than to receive one from other men. The mauners of Charles James Fox preserved him from personal dislike, even at a time when he was politically the most unpopular man in the kingdom. The history of our country is full of examples of succcss obtained by civility. The experience of every man furnishes, if he will but recall the past, frequent instances where conciliatory manners have made the fortunes of professional men, poli ticians, merchants, and, indeed, In dividuals of all pursuits. On being introduced to a stranger, his affabil ity, or the reverse, creates instan taneously a prepossession In his behalf, or a prejudice against him. To man, civility is, in fact, what beauty is fo woman a general pass- port to favor, a letter of rccomraen tlation, wrffTeTrin a language that every stranger understands. The best of men have often injured themselves by irritability and con sequent rudeness, as the greattut scoundrels have frequently succeed ed by their plausible maimers. Of two men, equal in all other respect, the courteous one ha twice the chance for success. A -rrnt IMworery In Hrldjfe JIuildlHK. "We have made one great dis covery, which every railroad or bridge builder iu the West ought to know about," said the engineer. "WhatiB it?" 1 asked. "Well, we used to try to drive tho piled but we discovered that we could sink them better by hydraulics. That is, we now place a steel hose ou tho lower end of the pile, then start the engine, and the stream of wafer tears up the sand and gravel, aud the pile drops of its own weight fifteen feet into the ground. Once there, noth ing can move it. Now' this is the way to place piles in the lakes and river out Weal. Why, with this discovery I can bridge a river aa cheaply as I can make tho fame distance of ele vated railroad. No more suspen sion bridges, except over high streams, after this; no more Howe truss bridges, either. "Why, I can bridge that Mississippi for 4100,000 with a bridge that will look like n piece of iron Incc hanging in the air. 2Tew York Correspondence. A wife wanted a husband to sym pathize with her in a feminine qunr rel ; but he refused, saying, "IVe lived long enough to know that one womau U as good aa another, if not better." "Aud I," retorted the wife, "have lived loug enough to know that one mau U a? bad a9 an other, if not worse."