(jILAvvriv Rates of Advertising. THE JOURNAL. Space. lie lie lmo 3w 0 lyr IS ISSUKD EVKRY WEDNESDAY, lcol'mn $12.0l pi J J25 55 $00 $100 eo 35 27 20 10 M S.UO 3T J0 15i M. K. TURNER & CO., Proprietors and Publishers. i inches f.'i" 7 .10 ll 14 I i i.r.o .:.-. in j2 , I 1.50 2.2.T I 4 a I ltiidinc ami professional cards ten lines or less .pace, per annum, ten dol lars. Lcral advertisements at statute rate-?. "Editorial local notices" fifteen cents a lino each insertion. "Local notice " five cents a line each inser tion. Advcrtisment elasitied as "Spe cial notices' five cent a line tlrst inser tion, three cents a line each subsequent insertion. VOL. IX.-NO. 52. COLUMBUS, NEBRASKA, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 30, 1879. WHOLE NO. 468. (TllC uimlfn ipL v ) m i K F SSTOfflco in the JOURNAL building, Elevcnth-st., Columbus, Neb. Terms Per year, $2. Six months, ?1. Three months, 50c Single copies, Oc. CONGRESSIONAL DELEGATION. A. S. Paddock, U. S. Senator, Beatrice. Aivis Saunders, U.S. Senator, Omaha. T. J. Majokl, Hep.. Tern. E. K. Valentine, Itcp., "West Toint. STATE DIRECTORY: Aluixus Nance, Coventor, Mncoln. S.,I. Alexander, Secretary of State. F. W. I.icdtkc, Auditor, Linroln. O. M. Itartlett, Tren-urcr, Lincoln. CI. Dilwortli, Attorney-General. S. R. Thompson, Sunt. Public Insruc. II. C. Diwion. harden of Penitentiary. ''.V'iV5'' Prison Inspectors. C. II. Gould, J ' I)r..T. . Davis, Prison Physician. H. P. Matbewson, Supt. Insane Asylum. JUDICIARY: F. Maxwell, Chief Justice, Gcor?e It. I.nke.l Ass0ciatc Judges. rouicTii jpmciAi. mstkict. O. "VV. Pout, .Iude:e, York. M. 1$. Keese, District Attorney, "Walioo. LAND OFFICEKS: JL 1L Iloxic, Register, Grand Island. "Win. Anynn, Receiver, Grand Island. COUNTY DIRECTORY: J. G. Iliins County .finite. John Staufler, County Clerk. V. Kumtncr, Treasurer. Rcnj. Spiclman, Sherifl. It. L. Knooiitor. Surveyor. "Win. Itloeilorn 1 John Walker, CoiiiityCouimnM John Wie. J oner. Dr. A. Hcintz. Coroner. S. L. Harrett, Supt. of Schools. 8. S. McAllister,) t,.t:0Pfi0f thel'cnee Rvron Millet t, J ,,lllllcCT ' C' Charles Wake, Cunt.ible. CITY DIRECTORY: C. A. Speieo, Mayor. John Seliram, Clerk. John J. Rtckly, Marclial. J. W. Earlv, Treasurer. St. S. McAliMcr. Police Jutlc. J. (J. Routson, Eutrincer. couNCiiain.v: 1st HVuil J. E. North, E. Pohl. 2tl H'ard-E. C. Kavauausb. C. E. Morse. Zd Ward E. J. Raker. Win. 15ur;es. Columbia Host Office. Open on Sundarn trin 11 a.m. to 12m. mid from 1:0 to (i i m. Husine-s hours except Sunday 0 a. m. to 6 r. M. &rii mails close at 11:20 a. M. Western mails rinse at 4:20 r.M. Mail Iravo Columbus for Madison and Norfolk, on Tuesdays, Thursday and Saturdays, 7 a. m. Arrives Monday?, Wednesdays, and Fridays, 3 r. m. For Monroe," Genoa. Waterville and Al bion, daily except Sunday G A. M. Ar rive, same, ( r.M. For Summit, Ulysses mid Crete. Mon day and Thursday, 7 a. m. Arrives Wednesdays and Saturdays. 7 1. M. For llcllevilie, O-ccoIa and York, Tues days, Thurcdays and Saturdays, Ir.M. Arrives xt 12 M. For Weir, Farral and Rattle Crack, Mnndars and Wednesdays, 0 A. M. Ar rives Tuesdays and Fridays at 0 r. M. For Shell Creek, Nebo, Cre-ton and Stanton, on Mondays at 7 A.M. Ar rives TuesdavR ti r. i. For David CitV, Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturday's, 1 r. M "Arrive, at 12 M. WANTED AGENTS For the fa-tost selling boos of the axe: IT Tho HOUSEHOLD and 1 Urwers cyclopedia A household necessity one that every ftmilv need-. a Library of itself. Aa'-VE'. are meeting with great sue eess, for every tamily who '-es the book wants it. Secure "territory at oiu-e. Address; Anchor Eullis.Iiiupr ;., St. Louis. Mo.: Chicago. 111.; Ashland, O.; Philadelphia, Pa.: and Atlanta, Ga. 2apr 4m U. 8- Time TuIiJe. Eastward Bound. E-iigrant. No. 0, leaves r.t ... (:2.' a. m. Passengr, " 4, " " H:Wa. m. Freight, " S, " "... 2:15 p.m. freight, "10, " '.... 4:30 a. m. Wcstiwrd Hound. Freight. No. S, leaves st . . . 2:00 p. m. Passeng'r, " 3, " '.... 4:27p.m. Freight, " J, " ".... :00p.m. Emigrant. "7. " ".... 1:30 a. in. Every day except Saturday the three lines leading to Chicago connect with IT l. tr.iins at Omaha. On Saturdays there will be but one train a day, "as shown bv the following schedule: (CAN. W. ) 7th ,SVf)t JC. P..&Q. Hth J U. R. 1. & P. "21st 7th andSSth. (C, R. .v. Q. oth : Oct -k, R. I. A: V.y lith IC.Xr X. W. 1 l!th r.th and 2Gth. (C, R. 1. & P.) id mid 23d. Voc -IX.W. J- !Uli and 30th. (1 R. & Q. J lGth U ., it. A; O. I tllli Dee . . . O., R. 1. & P-V 14th (C. & N. W. J 21st TthandSSth. FAK3H2K!: BE OF GOOD CHEER. Let not the low prices of your products dis courage you, but rather limit your ex penses to your resources. You can do so by stopping at the new home of your fellow farmer, where you can tind good accommodations cheap. For hay for team for one night and day. 2.1 cts. A room furnished with a cook stove and bunks, in connection with the stable free. Thoe wishing can be accommo dated at the house of the undersigned at the'following rate: Meals 2"i cents; beds 10 cents. J. R. SENECA L, J4" mile cat of Gerrard's Corral. $' not easily earned in thee times, but" it can be made I I in three months by any oue of either sex. in any part of the country who is willing to work steadily at the employment that we furnish". ?GG per week in your own town. You need not be away from home over night. You can give your whole time to" the work, or only your spare moments. We hare agents "who are making over $20 per day. All who engage at once can make money fast. At the present time money cannot be made fo easily and rapidly at any other busi ness. It costs nothing to try the busi ness. Terms and $3 Outfit free. Address at once. II. IIai.vtt &, Co., Portland, Mam a -t.-y. Ucan make monev faster at work for Us than atanvthingelse. Capital not required; wc will start you. f 12 per day at home made by the indus trious." Men. women, bovs and girls wanted everywhere to work for us. Now is the time. Costly outfit and terms free Address True & Co., Augusta, Maino fffa ft a wcek in your own town. $5 STnn Outfit free. No risk. Header - vLVVif J"ou -want a business at which persons of either sex can make great pay all the time thev work, write for particulars to II. IIal- LETTtt Co Portland, Maine. BUSINESS CARDS KKLSON MILLETT. BYRON MILLKTT, Justice of the Peace and Notary Public. W. 3IIIAETT Jt SOW, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, Columbus, Nebraska. N. B. They will give close attention to all business entrusted to them. 248. -T) TTiQrp business ou can engage Jj JjjO X ?5 to ?20 per day made bv an v worker of either sex. right in their "own localities. Paticulars and samples worth $o free. Improve your spare time at this business. AddrcsB Stinhon & Co., Tortlana, Maine. FOR SALE OS TJ2ADE ! MARES 1 COLTS, Teams of Horses or Oxen, SAIIIi: K'OXKES, wild or broke, at the Corral of 423 GERRARD & ZE1GLER. STACK KOUTE. JOHN I1URER, the mail-carrier be tween Columbus and Albion, will leave Columbus everyday except Sun day at G o'clock, sharp, passing through Monroe, Genoa, WaU'rville, and to Al bion The hack will call at either of the Hotels Tor passengers if orders arc lea at the post-oflice. Rates reason able, ?2 to Albion. 222.1y GOOD CHEAP BRICK ! AT MY RESIDENCE. on Shell Creek, three miles ea-t of Matthis's bridge, I have 70,000 good.Iiard-burnt lirick for .sile, which will be sold in lots to suit pur- ' 4'ltf' GEORGE IIENGGLER. Columbus Meat Market! WESEP. & IINOBEL, Prop's. KEEP ON HAND all kinds of fresh meats, and smoked pork aud beef; also fresh tish. Make sausage a spec ialty. JSTIJcmcnibcr the place. Elev enth St., one door wct of D. Ryan's hotel. 417-tf F. SCHECK, Manufacturer and Dealer in CIGARS AND TOBACCO. AM. KINDS OF SMOKING ARTICLES. Store on Olitc St., near the old Post-office Columbus Nebraska. 417-ly DOCTOR EONESTEEL. C7. S. F-XA3HMXG NL'KGKO.', COLUMHUS, XEIIRASKA. OFFICE HOFRS, 10 to 12 a. m., 2 to 4 p.m., aud 7 to it p.m. Olliee on Nebraska Avenue, three doors ninth of E. J. Raker's grain olliee. Residence, corner Wyoming and Walnut itreets, north Columbus, Nebr. 4Mf KHctricIc' ITScnt Market. Washington Arc, nrarly opposite Court House. OWING TO TU CLOSE TIMES, meat will be sold at this market low. low down for cami. Rest steak, per lb., 10c. Rib roast, " Sc. Roil, 0c. Two cents a pound more than the above prices will be charged on time, and that to good responsible parties only. 2G7. TTEJiKY . CAR12W, Attorney and Counselor at Law, COLUMHUS, XKBitASKA. Formerly a member of the English bar: will give prompt attention to all business entrusted to him in this and adjoining counties. Collections made. Olliee one door cast of Schilz' -hoc store, corner of olic and 12th Streets. Spricht Deutch. Parle Fraiicais. 418-tf MRS. W L. COSSET, Dress and Shirt Maker, 3 Poor West of StillmanV Drug Store. Dresses and shirts cut and made to order and satisfaction guaranteed. Will also do plain or fancy sewing of any de scription. JST PRICES VERY REASONABLE. Give me n call and trv mv work. 425-1 v COLUMBUS BRIGK TABD (One mile west of Columbus.) THOMAS FLYNN & SON, Propr's. GOOD, HARD-BURNT BRICK jV.l"vays oil. Hand In. QUANTITIES to suit PURCHASERS 371-tf HEHEY GASS, UNDERTAKER, KEEPS ON HAND ready-made and Metallic Coffins, Walnut Picture Frames. Mends Cane Seat Chairs. Keeps on hand Rlack Wal nut Lumber. VTaihgt Axe. ej;:siie Cczrt E:ac, CcIssVa, Kel NEBRASKA HOUSE, S. J. MARMOY, Prop'r. Nebraska Ave., South of Depot, COLIKHISXJS 3fEK. A new house, newly furnished. Good accommodations. Board by day or week at reasonable rates. ESTSets a Flrt-Clnss Tabic. Meals, 25 Cents. Lodgings 25 Cts CS-2tf Kr. EL I.. SSGGIA'S, Physician and Surgeon. jSTOfticc open at all hours Sank Building:, T J. BYItNE, " " DEISTTIST, COLUMBUS, NEB. JSTQTicc: Eleventh St., one door cast of Jouhnai. building, up-stairs. CALIFORNIA WINES! EodialWMte, 81. 25 SSI. 75 A GALLON -AT- SAML. GASS'S, Klrventli Street. ELAJDSTE OIL AT Wm. BECKER'S. RECOMMENDED as far superior to any other lamp nil in use in the State. It trives a very bright, clear Unlit and is perfectly safe. 55-4 rtSAICY ALBKEGilT, Merchant Tailoress, 13th Street, cpp::!te P::t-c5eo. M'en's and boys' suits made in the latest style, and ond lits guaranteed, at very low prices. Men's suits Jb'.OO to ?!).00. according to the goods and work. Roys' suits $3.00 to $4.00, according to size. 22TCLEANING AND REI'AIMXG DOXK.JPJ Bring on your soiled clothing. A whole suit renovated and made to ap pear as good as new for $1.25 424-y LUERS&SCHREIBER m Blactailts and Wap Makr. -ALL KINDS OK- Repairing Done on Short Notice. EcSEiCK, Waj:;:, It:., Mii: t: Order. ALL "WORK WARRANTED. They aL-o keep on hand Furst & Bradley Plows, SULKY PLOWS, CULTIVATORS, &C. Shop on Olive Street, opposite Tattcr sall. COLUMRUS, NER. J. O. ELLIOTT, ARKNTKORTIIB STOVER WIND MILL $20 OSCILLATING FEED MILL, And All Kinds of Pnnips AND PUMP MATERIALS! ALSO Challenge Wind and Feed Mills, Combined Shellcr and Grinder, Jfalt Mills, Horse Powers, Corn Shelters and Fanning Mills. Pumps Repaired on SSiort Notice, Farmers, come and examine our mill. You will find one erected on the premises of the Hammond House, in good running order. WI. BECKER, -)DKALF.R IX(- GROCERIES, Grain, Produce, Etc. in NEW STORE, NEW GOODS. Goods delivered Free of Charge, anywhere in the city. Corner of 13th and Madison Sts. North of Foundry. 397 mini i imm institute. 7. S. XnCHILL, M. S. D. r.liA277S,H.S Gooa GooQs ana Fair Dealing PlFSHS SM6B1S S. 8. KS2CS2, H. 0., 4 1. C. SEKI5S, It. 0., cf Craia, Conrulting Physicians a&i Surgeons. For the treatment of all classes of Sur gery and deformities; acute and chronic diseases, diseases of the eye and ear, etc., etc., Columbus, Neb. TODDLEGr I felt like a lady that morning. I was a lady, I thought, after all ; quite as much so as Mrs. Jones, who lived iu (lie great cupola house on the hill. Quite as much of a lady, I 6aid to myself, briskly, as I dusted up my little shop and arranged the sheeny ribbons and gay, striped goods in the window. The wiudow was hung with pretty lace curtains, and there was a globe of gold-fish in it thai sailed about as courteously and busily as though they were getting their living as head clerks. It was a sweet &oft autumn morn ing, the village street was grassy and quiet, aud I hummed a tunc as I glanced cheerily out at little Tod dles, flitting about in her scarlet ribbons under the willow outside. Bless her little rosy face! why shouldn't I be happy when I have her to look alter? I was happy, and I hummed again that old snatch of a tune, and nod ded gaily at Toddles, wondering vaguely to myself what was going to happen that I felt so uncannily bright. Nothing simply nothing; things were done happening me long since. My way was straight and narrow, my days quiet and un eventful. As I sipped my coffee that morn ing I remembered that I held the cup up to the light, and felt a cer tain sense of satisfaction in the rare bit of china. It is so pleasant to know that one's own election may keep one aloof from the ugliness and squalor of poverty. It doesn't take much to keep one person, of course, and I don't count Toddles for nnything. It needs but the odd9 and ends of things a bowl of bread and milk, a cup of coffee, with now and then a bit of ribbon to keep tho little one going fa mously. Yes, I always wanted to be a la dy. And as I sat in my bright Utile room I had felt inclined to forgive Ilichard Gray tho heart-break he gave me long ago. And, O, God ! it was a heart-break. But if he had married me perhaps he would have shut me up in some city house, to be a lady after his fashion, to stifle for want of fresh air, to walk softly under a thousand conventionalities, and to cease being my own mis tress. Ah! that I never could en dure. So it is, perhaps, as well that Richard left me and went off some where God knows where. You see, I like it my little shop. There's something so delightful iu seeing the pretty girls of tho vil lage, with now and then a fine lady hanging over my dainty wares, and trying the tints of scarlet and blue and orange with many a laugh and many a look in the mirror. I call it my reception when they pour in of a holiday afternoon. I love colors; I love grace and beauty; and per haps I might have been a bit of an artist, in my way, if I'd had the op portunity. Richard used to say so. But ah! he said many a flattering thing and many a false in those old days. And if I ever dreamed of any higher life than contents me now well, I have given up dream ing. For there's Toddles, so round and sweet and soft and real. She leaves me little time for building air cas tles. Y"ou see, I love the child as if she were my very own. For she came to me one day about four years ago, a wee little baby thing, curled up in a henp on my door step when I went out to open the shutters, wherever she came from I nover know. Toddles never explaind; she just stretched up her little fat arms to me and gurgled "Tod-od-doddle," and that was her sole in troduction. It was surmised that the child had been dropped by some traveling circus passing through the town, and I had excellent neighborly ad vice about putting the treasure in the foundling hospital. But one seldom takes good advice, and I didn't. To tell the truth, I grow so at tached to the child that I would even have been wicked enough, I fear, to regret any one's turning up to claim it. But that's not at all likely now, after so many years no, not at all likely ; no more likely than that Richard and I'shonld ever meet again iu this world. And that is among the things that can never happen. It was on this wise, our partiug. Richard's mother was old and fee ble and miserly. She'd spent a good deal ofmoucyon him sent him to college, and expected, folks said, "to make something of him." She always expected to get her mouey's worth out of her transac tions. Eichard held her in a sort of awe, somehow, though she was a little wizened old womau that he could have lifted with his left hand. But I liked him for respecting his mother. One day wc two were sitting at twilight talking of the future dreamily, as was our wont. "My little one?' said Richard, putting his arm about me, "it half seems too bright to ever be." "Ever be !" I echoed. "Oh, Rich ard, if you talk that way it will never be." Richard emilcd, but his face grew over-cast. I felt that a storm was coming. "Well," I queried, seeing that he sat brooding aud silent. "Darling," ho said, soothingly, I knew it would come hardly to you ; but how can I go against my mother? Her poor old heart is bound up in me, Jcanctte, and she will never hear to to anything that "That seems to lower you," I ad ded, in a steely voice that seemed to cut its way out of my heart like a keen and cold knife. "Oh, I am a coward a poltroon !" cried Richard," wringing his hands. "I was born to bring trouble on those I love. Who, who shall I leave to suffer now, Jcanette?"' "The one who will say least about it," I answered, hardily. My heart was throbbing heavily, like a clock that ticks the hour of execution, but I made no outcry, and we parted iu that final parting silently. And I have lived silently ever since. One year after that I heard that Richard's mother was dead, and then that Richard had married ;who, I knew not who, I cared noL He had married another woman while my last words were ringing iu his ears right there, before the faco of the living Heaven, married another woman, and swore to love and cher ish her as he had often vowed to love and cherish mc! But I did not seem to feel this blow as I had felt the parting. I just flung him out of my heart there and then, and my love and my 6i leuco vanished. I looked into the face o( my misery with a smile, and I look this little shop in the village, and worked early and late, and made it thrive. Then, two years la ter, came my little Toddles to me, sitting like a lily on my door-step, as if some angel of peace had drop ped her there. I have named her Theresa, but Toddles has always been her own pet name for herself, and I like it because it is hers. The child has brought me peace. Aud I feel no vengeance against any one now. Nor do I rejoice that Richard's wife is said to have turn ed out ill, and spent the wealth she had brought him. But I had forgot the shop in all this reverie and reminiscence. There was a sharp twang of the little bell aud I heard a heavy step in the door-way. I set down my coffee-cup hastily, and hurried in to confront a great muscular fellow with a big beard and a slouched hat, whose presence seemed fairly to wipe out tho little shop. This was rather a different type from my usual customers, and I was a little shy of him. He hesitated and seemed bewildered when I spoke to him men never do get used to shopping and it was some time before I quite made out what he wanted. It was some sort of woolen goods a 6carf or kerchief,! think. These were not very salable stock just now, and I had put the box containing them out of 6ight somewhere. While I rummaged about, the stranger stood in the door-way watching mc in a way that I did not like; perhaps he wanted to steal somcthiug. lie looked ragged and shabby enough. "Oh, here they arc at last," said I, eagerly handing down tho package from a hijjh and du6ty shelf. The man did not seem to hear mo. lie was looking at Toddles, darting jibout like a butterfly outside. "Whose child is that?" said he, abruptly. It was an impudent question, aud I felt my blood rush up hotly for a moment. But I reflected that this man looked way-worn and weary ; perhaps he had come a long jour ney, and left a little child like this at home. "It is my child," I said pleasantly- "Yours?" he replied. "Or at least," said I, "if not mine, it was left with me to be cared for." "Left with you," echoed the stranger. "Ay, so I have heard. Left with you by the wretched man, the out cast, the degraded, who knew none else on whom to thrust his burden when his tinseled wife fell from the tight-rope, aud died there, groveling in the saw-dust knew none other of whom to seek charity than the woman who had loved him." I listened as one stupefied with opium. What did this man know or guess concerning mc and mine? What object had he in view in ling ering about the shop? But 1 said, coolly, "That is a story that needs to be proved." The stranger stopped and looked keenly at me. "Verily," said he, with a low, sardonic laugh, "ho has repeated his reward, it seems; he is both dead and forgotten." I began to feel afraid of this man, who seemed bent upon alarming or insulting mc. I pointed sternly to the door. "Sir," said I, "if you arc satisfied with the goods I beg you will take them away. I have other things to attend to." For a moment after the great bulking figure disappeared through tho door-way of my little shop I covered my face with my hauds.and all the past of my life rushed entire ly over mc. I had not outlived it yet, after all. Suddenly I rcmemoered Toddles, aud hastened to the door to look after her. My customer had disap peared; the huge willow trunk hid tho road from view, but I felt re lieved, for there was my little oue swinging back and forth with the long pendants of the willow. Only one instant I saw her in the sun light one instant. There came a rushing, tearing, trampling, a ter rible sound in the air, and a great bull, tossing his horns furiously,and eyes glaring madly before him, came snorting and bellowing up the street. The great willow was in his course, and O God! my lilllo Tod dles! Then I know not whether I faint ed or screamed for help. I saw a tall figure leap out from somewhere iu the very pathway of the mad ani mal, and the next moment Toddles, half laughing, half crying, was nest ling in my arms. The man whom I had sent from my door a faw minutes since stood looking on us yearningly the man who had snatched my darling from its terrible peril. "Both dead and forgotten," he said. "Oh, Jeanette! Jcahcttc! do you not know me?" Tho rainbow ribbons in the little shop window spun dizzily around, and all things grew dim before my eyes. For I knew that Richard Gray was come back to me. Poor and degraded and deserted, per haps, he had come back to me. He lifted his hat, and, stooping, kissed the little one who did not re sist him. "I brought you my motherless little one years agone. A beggar and a sinner that I was, I dared to pray your charity to my child, whom its mother, flying from her home, would have left to perish among the gewgaws and clowns iu whose com pany 6he died. Yea, verily, my punishment has been bitter. And I shall leave you now, Jeanette, you and my child, and depart forever, hateful in your eyes for all time to come hateful when not forgotten. But something filled my heart just then, like the rush of a mighty river. I looked back at my former life, my bright little shop, the years of silence and of sorrow. I felt Toddles' warm heart beating against miue. He had saved her. And I looked at Richard Gray and put my hand into his. Since then I have tried what it is to be a lady in the West a lady iu a log cabin, without china, or car pet, or neck ribbons, and Richard says I Lave succeeded. Wife mid Children. One man described to mc his night of peril twelve hours in the water clinging to the ma3t, after a day of great labor, beat about by winds and wayes. One of their number was washed away. "We threw him a rope and would have lashed him to the mast, but he was too weak to hold on." "How did you feel when you saw him going down?" some one asked. "Oh, I did not mind much, for I thought wo must all go soon ; I did not be lieve we could hold out long, for every time the waves rolled up wc had to duck our heads under water so as uot to be swept off." He stopped talking for a minute as if it were more than he cared to talk about, and then he said : "But that man was the only single man amongst us. lie had no wife and no children, and that, I believe, is the reason he could not hold out. I think it was my wife aud home that kept me alive that uight. If I had uot remembered them 1 should have let go many times." Although women are allowed to practice law in all the courts of Ohio, uot one is permitted to act as notary public. The Arkansas wild grape vino i3 being shipped to France to be used for grafting slock. "WHARS DE KERRlDGE?" Mr. Berry's Oversight in Trying to Take a Young Lady to a Ball. He was a new bootblack, but al ready seemed quite at home at the old stand so long a familiar object on the line of our daily peregrina tions. "Sartin, boss, shine 'cm up in less'n no lime," said he, and wc mounted to tho hurricane deck of his place of business. "Wall, yes, boss, not bin here long, but I'se gcttin' insight inter do ways mighty fast. De ways here, sah, is different to what dey is down iu ole Massissip. Bin in Massissipp, sah? Fine old state, sah!" "The colored people here appear to bo quite as happy as in any part of the world," wc ventured to re mark. 'No, sah ; beg leave to diffah ; you's not on de inside, sah ; liar's too much elewation ; tint's what's de matter. Givo you aud instance: Las' week, you know, sah, de cullud folks had a ball ; quite a high-toned affair, sah. Well, I engaged a young lady for de party, sah ; one dat I at dat time looked on as the pride ob do country, sah. I am not indiffer ent to dress, and I put on clothes, sah clothes dat don't cbcry day sec do light ob de sun and went to de residence ob de gal. "I 'rived at de 'pintcd time. Dc gal was iu de bos' room an' in her bes' clothes, wailin' my 'rival ou dc scene. Dc ole man was dar an' dc ole woman also liggcred in dc tableaux, wid a few juvenile super numerary members ob dc family. "Miss Augusta smiled on mc in dat meltin' way obde eyes datallers guv me a movement ob dc heart. I was inteijuced to dc more influen tial members ob de household, an' de discourse was agreeable. Pre sently I suggested dat it would be well to be movin' for de party, an' Miss Augusta rose iu all de pomp and circumstance of her high-priced attire. "We arrived on de stoop of do door, an', offering my arm, I sup posed we should progress. No, sah, not a bit of it. Dat gal rccecded. She rose eric' to an astonishin' height, an' as she transfixed mc wid her gaze, she uttered dese memorable words : ' Whar's de transpotatiou ?' " '"De what?' says I, fcelin' that suflin was agoin' wrong." "De trans-pot-atioul Whar's dc transpotatiou ?" "'Whar's de transposition?' says I. " 'Dc wehicle whar's dc wchiclc ?' she says. '"I don't know uufJiu"about no wehicle,' says I. "'Whar's the kcrridge?' says she. " 'De kcrridge ?' says I. 'I haven't seen no kcrridge I' '"Mistah Berry, docs you pretend to tell mc dat you come to take me to dc ball widout a kcrridge?' and she became of a still greater height. " 'Why of course,' says I, 'I thought wc could walk. Down in ole Mis sissip, dc gals think nuflliu of goiu' miles an' illKcs ' "'So you expects mc to hoof it, Mistah Berry? You tell me 'bout de gals in Mississip, Mistah Berry; do de gal3 in Mississip know any thing 'bout proper attire, Mr. Berry ?' An' she guv a sort of kick an' sling of her body and trailed out about four yards of train. " De ole man an' de ole woman an' all do rest now put in dar 'pcar ancc, an' says dc'ole man, ' what's all dis confusion of tongues?' "Mistah Berry doesn't consider dc honah sufficient to warrant him in de outlay necessary for de furn ishing of propah transportation, said Miss Augusta. " 'Sah 1 " said dc ole man ; 'Sah ! ' said de ole womau ; ' Sah ! ' eaid all dc little members. " I said nuffin. " Does de niggah 'spect he's gwine to lead our darter oil' on de hoof like she was a cow, said dc ole womau. '"Who you call niggah, ole wo man ? ' says I. 'Why I'sc drove bet ter looking heifers nor yours to dc plow in ole Mississip!' "De gal shrciktl' " ' Dar you talk to mc an my dar ter iu dat bituminous manner?' said de ole man, an' he guv me a lift wid his ole stogas dat raised mc ofTn dc stoop an' follcrcd it up wid numer ous of de same dat was much assis tance tome in gittiu' out de gate. "Dar's too much elewation, eah, crcepiu' into cullud society. I turus my back to it, eah ! " Canadian woolen manufacturers are urging upon the finance minister an increase of ad valorem duty, with the addition of a certain specific duty. It is hard to respect old age when wo get stuck on a venerable pair of chickeus. Columlum. Ien and IMow. A very conspicuous fact not new but only more so, strikes the regular visitor more than ever hitherto; thai city is tho point of departure from thecals, of crowds of immi grants for central Nebraska. This is matter of convenience and economy. For all points in Stanton, Madison, Antelope and Boone, Columbus is the point of exit from tho U. P. car. And this for differ ent rcasous. Ono is, that well im proved and much traveled wagon roads lead oil in all directions, and mail, express aud 6tagc facilities aro abundant. Another reason is, that Columbus is tho great land mart of Central Nebraska. There tho U. P. have two prominent sub-agencios and there are tho headquarters of the B. & M. for their Columbus dis trict, embracing a million acres in Northern Nebraska. And again, such things as new settlers most want teams, harnesp, wagons, tools, lumber, furnituro and pro visions aro in Columbus iu quantity, quality, variety aud cheapness most satisfactory. Another topic in which we feel o lively interest is the trial to which that city is to be subject in tho matter of internal improvements. Clear as the natural pointings aro to that spot a3 the commercial ccntro of Central Nebraska, it has been flanked and it is threatened soon to be flanked still more by tho pro jects of transporters. The TJ. P. branch through Butler and Polk counties attracts the trade ou tho south; the Adam Smith turupiko from Albion to Silver Creek does the same on the west. And now comes the proposed extension of the Elk horn Valley railroad to tho middle of Madison county, incnan cing the samo diversion of trade on the north. Tho rapid increase in population and im provement of a small homo circle and the steadfast adhcrcuco of the lung northwest ellipse, uot only maintains without diminution but actually increases the business of Columbus in the faco of all this. But how bliall that city in the long; future realize her youthful dreams of preeminence as thcgravital ccntro in a circle of one hundred miles cir cumference aud (lc.crvo to be tbo centre of gravity of tho whole stato in all respects of people, riches and political power? Tho answer is plain as a matter of theory aud wo think it also practicable as a matter of tact. Let Columbus seize tho golden opportunity of a direct ont let to St. Louis and the gulf, over the Atchison railway. If Platto county would have hor chief town loom up into overshadowing power, let her give to this project, if neces sary, as much as Seward, Butler and Platte together ought to give, and the work will havobceu done. Tho incoming from the Spherical Anglo at Covington of a standard road will follow that, and the utilization of the immense hydraulic forces of tho Loup will follow that, and then shall the end come when on the two wings of justice and expediency, the Capital and Slate Unversity will leave their crumbling old rook cries and alight and remain, ad ejus scculi Jinem, where the fore-finger of nature pointed from the begin- T. The Women ;Unsl Go'ext. This matter of the heathen Chlueo and his intrusion on our fair land scape i3 more important than it at first seemed to be. Our great men iu congress are wiser than wo givo them credit for. They are utterly unable or unwilling to tako any measures to keep the yellow fever away, but ready to go any lengths to expel the Celestials, which shows that in their logical mind 3 the yel low fever is comparatively harmless The policy which they have inau gurated to kill off all cheap labor 13 one of those things which becomes more beautiful the more you see of it. Now, a man can't possibly mako bhirts at eight cents each, aud tho whole feminine gender is thus In terfering with masculine prosperity. Justso soon as thealmond eyes of tho Chinese arc shut up measures must be taken to get rid of all the work ing women of the world. They have no native land to which they can be sent, but that they can all bo drowned by legislative enactment there is comfort in knoving. After that wc can tako in hand other classes of tho community, and, if tho principle 13 carried far enough, we cau co-operate with the law of nat ural selection, and leave the uni verse in the hands of a few who can, charge their own prices and grow rich. It may be a little hard on some of us who are willing to work for what we can get, but even in starving to death we shall have tho sublime consciousness that some body will get a larger price for doing our work, and will be glad that we are out of the way. Sunday ChalinX.Y.lIcruld.