v 2 Tbe Norfolk J4glus V N HUSK Publlnlior Kvcry tiny woiV 1 a cnnlK DAMV KMulilUlitnl tsi nrppt Suniliij lly ontilor wr Hj mini r jwii nimi viikiv Kslnlilinlinil Iv1 Krory Tluirnliij U mull r jonrll I Kntoroil nl tlin InMnlllcn nl Norfolk Noli ns ociitiil rlm iiiiil lor Tnlilioiin No 22 NEPUBLICAN TICKET Htutn for llovnrnor Uiiaihi 11 IMirruicn For Itiiitoniiiil lovornnr H I HaVaok Fiir8Miitjry of HtntnOioiuiK W Maiwii Jflor Trunnuror William Stkiikkrii ir Amlltor Oiiaiiikh WwtiiN For Attorney Jonrrnl Fiiank N Iiiout For LrinUoiiitriMctiirlKOiiiinl Koimku FurBnpt otPubllolMilrunlloiiW ft Fowl nil f roildoutlnl Ulcoton rJoitN V NiwniTf It II WINIIOM KDVVATUI ltOYHIS II Ij llAdiin H 1 Daviimok TACOnli lAOOIISON John L Khnnmiv LJOIIN J TANIIRU OniiircMlniiul For CoiwroMmiui Third Dlnlrlol JOHN II HANH Norfolk Tho fOOOOOOOO paid onoh your by ponplo of t hip country to foreign Hhip owners should bo given to Americans ovon though ii portion of it hIiouIiI lio spent in subsidies Patroniu lioino in stitutions Tho orodit of tho United States is oxcollont Its finances aro suporb and hor people are prosperous Horo Ih tho ground work of this condition Trims nry rcoaipts for April aggregated 150 iWtlnu increase of sflfiOOOOOnn compared with April 1N0II Expenditures worn l0iKi07 a decrease of oODOOOO as compared with tho corresponding month a year ago Do wo want a change Aguinuldo has probably boon waiting for tho Fourth of luly and tho demo cratio plat form and has just recently bobbod up to indlcato that ho isinroadi loss to receive tho boquots tossod at him and to give assuranco that thoy will not fall on barron soil Thus tho Fourth of luly will bo celebrated by him not bocauso it is tho anniversary of American indopendonco butJlbecauso it is tho day on which tho antis moot and might have been tho day when ho would boconio tho father of his country had ho boon permitted to do so by an enlightened nation which saw that his control of tho Philippines would mean its undoing While tho fusionists at Sioux Falls aro today ondeavorlug to load thoir followers into tho democrat io camp bodily tho mid roadors at Cincinnati aro reorganizing what was at ono time a very successful party movement which was gaining In power and intln euco with naoh succeeding year and which will in timo bo afcaiu a poworful factor in tho politcal arena providing otlico greed and corruption does not again side trade tho inovomont Thoso at Sioux Kails huvo olllco holding ambi tion as their watch word while tho guide of tho Cincinnati part- will bo principle above everything elso It re quires no prophet to fort ell that tho lnid roudeis will build up whilo tho other party will gradually but surely decay Tho editor of this paper has had lots of boquots thrown at him because of his being mentioned for tho olllco of stato auditor Ho appreciates tho sontiniouts of his brother oditors and returns his thanks for tho courtesy shown A W Ladd of tho Albion Nows was tho orig inal Huso man or at least it was his paper that was first noticed as using tho editors namo in connection with tho oftlco Tho result of his and othor friends efforts aro summed upas follows in a recent Issuo of his paper W N Huso editor of tho Norfolk News who was nhnost the unanimous ehoico for stato auditor on tho republican ticket declines with thanks This is cortaiuly tho sensible thing to do Any man with n good business is foolish to give it up to tho imcortaiii life of political olllco F A Hturisou tho Washington cor respondent in a recent lottor explains iho reason some persons liud fault with tho pension department It seonis that if an applicant is fraudulently iucliuod or has forgotten tho record ho made in tho army he becomos furious and un mercifully nbuses thoso otllcors con nected thorowith if they happen to kuow inoro of his iutoutions or his record than ho does Mr Harrison gives the following as a sample caso from Nobraska remarking that some of tho outcry against tho pension depart ment comes from a peculiar source A Mlssourinn temporarily residing in Pawnee county arrived hero ten days ago He came to seo why his pension claim had not been allowed Ho had loft hoine with exactly enough money to pay his faro to Washington Arriv ing here he was escortod to tho pension department and thero learned that his claim ha I not been allowed because ho had no discharge from tho army and was on record as a deserter Ho ap peared surprised to learn that this was any bnr to tho allowance of a pension and admitted that ho had found fault with the ponsion department through Euccessivo ndmiuistrations Ho had 10 portntion to get out or town It 1h curtain that such misguided individuals do much to Mir up local scntiinmil against pension coiutulsHioncr it being dilllcult for neighbor to judge of tho worthlntss of tho cao FIRST WIG IN HISTORY It Wit a Worn tlu Dnimlitrr of Hmili ICIiik of Inriia l The llrst wig inclitlonid In history was made of a goats skin and worn by the daughter of Haul Ulng of Israel The ilrnt nrtlsllc wlgi were made in tho south of Italy for tho Oaplnlons who lived In Apulia mid were known for I he luxuries of their toilet These peoplo were they say the llrst who painted their faces This they did with tho Juice of Hlrawbenles Tho Persians woreAVlgs Xenophon relates that Utile Cyrus when ho visit ed AslyngcH his grandfather whoso eyes were framed In blue paint and who wore m enormous wig throw himself on his knees and cried Oh mother what a beautiful grandfather I linvel Aglals a maid of honor was so struck by the appearance of tho old gentleman that she remained with As tyagos as u slave Tho Pheenlclan women who wore proud of heir hnlr having been or dered by their priests to offer It up on the altars dedicated to Venus after the death of Adonis obeyed but with mur muring Soon after uiey were consoled by a Greek merchant who told them that he would give them the means of hiding their bald pates under luxurious curls In his chariot ho had hundreds of wigs of nil colors Wigs were In vogue In Homo toward the end of the republic and so well made hat says Ovid no man could know If his wife had any hair at nil be fore she had given him an opportunity of seizing her by Hie tresses Teutonic peasants were the provid ers of blond hair for rich Roman prin cesses who loved the contrast of Its flaxen hue with their black eyes They even had morning wigs small and tightly curled of any color and they kept the beautiful fair ones to receive their admirers t night Messallna had IK wigs o disguise herself Cincin nati Commercial Tribune it excuso to offer for tho charge against him ou the record It took him ono hour to find out what he had known for thirty five years and ho spent tho Ef xt ten days begging money and THE SAMPLE FIEND Tnkeit Iotn of Mntcrtnl to Supply the Sumplern DoioontlN Coming suddenly upon a salesman In a retail store who had n number of yard long lengths of new piques liber ally sprinkled with those little price tags tho pins all stuck through the several thicknesses and bent down one understood all at once the full im port of the demands of the sample llend Marked off evenly like a check erboard with 17 price tags lengthwise and seven to the width which made 111 to the yard the salesman was go ing over tho lot with a peneil setting down the width and price on ench At one store tho one who Is at the head of each stock attends to the pro paring of the samples of his particular stuck Thus the pique samples would le cut by one samples of swIss by an other of organdie by another and so on In the silk department one man who Is kept for the purpose does it all And It takes all his time For people from a distance who do their buying by mall this is of course a very good method lut the part to which all sane people take exception Is the seusekhs sampling of thoso who wnnder aimlessly about evidently gathering samples as a thoughtless child sometimes pulls twigs In passing bushes The worst of It Is we have to pay for this senseless womans foolish ness It being often observable thatithe biggest samplers are the smallest buy ers One clerk says that he has actual ly seen thrown upon the sidewalk the samples given to a woman after show ing her his whole stock her purchase being ostensibly postponed because of her fear that the goods will not match something or other The time Is past when these scraps went to feed the Insatiate crazy quilt tlends Philadelphia Itecord IIlM llCHCIltOKMlf A Memphis young lady who Is very fond of her sisters little child n boy of 2 or 3 years who Is visiting her now was trying yesterday to get him to let her fix him up to have his photo graph taken She got her curling tongs and was trying to coax him to let her curl his hair Hut with true boyish disgust at tho Idea of having his hnlr treated like a girls ho refused to sub mit to the process She Insisted how ever and offered him every kind of bribe but In every Instance he refused to allow her to do what she wished nud finally becoming tired of her ut ter it to get him to submit he sat down crossed his legs and looked up at her M ry seriously and said Auntie I tell you what Ill do I wont take a dollnr to let you curl my hair but Ill give you a dollar If you just go away nnd let my hair alone Memphis Scimitar Wotiiulril In nnttle An army loses far more of Its strength through Its wounded than through Its killed In the first place thero are four or five wounded to ono killed and In tho second place the dead men give no trouble while the wounded require an Immense number of uoucombatauts to attend to them A great ninny of tho wounded return again to duty their wounds being comparatively slight but as a rule more than half of them take no more part In the war London Answers Cminiil u SIlKht Family Jur Maria did you read about that Phil adelphia woman who was cured of her mental troubles by fasting io days I believe such a treatment would cure that unhappy temper of yours Yes It would make an angel of me Is that what you would like John THK NORFOLK NRWS TIITUSDAY MAY 10 1000 fll JTEIHIIil ty SAVE THE FRAGMENTS AND UNCLE SAM WILL REDEEM THEM K OH tln AnIicn of Horned IIIIIm Aro MoiiTN ifoll llnoilliil Ii I tin snilllnl Work In III ltilfiiiitlon lliiriiiu One of the most Interesting depart ments In the United States treasury Is that devoted to the redenipllon of mutilated currency To It are sent all varieties of bills In every conceivable stago of mutilation It Is seldom that the experts cannot decipher tho burn ed crisps or piece together the myriad fragments The collection Is a curi ous one changing every day with kaleidoscopic rapidity Tho hurtling of a nolo usually brings out Us design In a sort of metallic re lief upon Its surface and by means of a glass and other Implements nnd nlso a full nnd complete knowledge of Uie Inlrlcnto designs no two denomina tions being alike on every notu Issued their face value Is learned with In credible dexterity Some arrive In fairly good condition some shrunken nnd water soaked oth ers scorched black and twisted out of shape many are merely thltw tiny black Hakes and In one case now un der consideration the evidence consists of n smnll handful of black powder which the alllant swears was l5 acci dentally blown Into the lire Often the mischief has been done by mice hatulfuls of the tiniest of pieces attesting the evil ways of the rodent Huhles are another source of trouble maniacs victims of drunken frenzy plowshares sawmills In fact the strangest and most unheard of acci dents are occurring all tho time Hut In a great majority of cases the money has boon burned for a common prac tice among people who are their own bankers seems to bo the keeping of their funds In unused stoves A cold day comes the lire Is lighted Dy some unsuspecting person who didnt know It was loaded and the owner sudden ly linds that he had money to burn in splto of himself In ono Instance n man having 7000 in government bonds besides notes and gold kept them In a tomato can which he placed In the elbow of his parlor stove While ho was plowing Ids fields company arrived his wife had a fire kindled nnd shortly he made tho unpleasant discovery that his rich es had taken wings Had ho scut the money Just as It came from tho stove wrapped In cotton It might have been saved but In endeavoring to separate It It became so churned and ground up that the department was able to Identi fy only about J000 for him An old woman who had accumulated nbout i00 was ono night at her devo tions when the candle In some myste rious manner wns overturned In the midst of the money Now history does not relate why It was there or whether she was returning thnnks or paying a bit of homage to Mammon but at any rate It was destroyed and as she threw the ashes away and at the Instigation of her friends picked them out again there was only enough left to return about 10O to her Hut much more forthnato were an old couple In the west The man had been a soldier and by the long accu mulation of years they had saved a lit tle sum when one day the wife in go ing to look at it found that tho mice had left only a pile of carefully sawed fragments Almost distracted she took It to the bank reporting that the last time she hail counted It the sum had been r mostly in tens nnd twenties It was sent here the tiny bits sorted and arranged ns only experts can ar range them and the necessary three fifths of every note wns found Hut the best of all was that Instead of 273 It was discovered that the old peoples savings amounted to 30 which amount wan finally sent to them much to their Joy Of course the greatest precaution is necessary and tho affidavits must leave no doubt ns to tho utter nnd en tire destruction of the missing parts of the notes In one caso of this kind a farmer sent from Kansas some green backs amounting to 50 only half of each note being Intact The rest ho declared In a strong nflldavlt had been destroyed and also stated In what man ner but on consulting tho books It wns found that one half the sum had al A ready been paid to another person who had sent the other halves of the notes from another part of the country Con sequently but 23 was returned to him Thereupon the cashier who had transacted the business for the farmer wrote such nn Indignant letter saying the government had Impugned the hon esty of the claimant nnd that he would prove him In tlo right that tho nffalr was put Into tho hnnds of tho secret service tho proofs exhibited nnd the imprudent farmer fined 1000 for fnlse swearing New York Tribune Thoro is moro catarrh in this seciton of tho country thnu nil other diseases put together and until tho Inst few years was supposed to be incurable For a great mauy years doctors pro uouueed it a local disonse and pro scribed local remedies and by constantly failing to euro with local treatmeut prououueed it ifiourable Science has proven catarrh to be a constitutional disease and thereforo requires constitu tional 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