The 4ortf oik fleuas W N HUU10 IMbtlrtior n DAILY VVlnWUIm1 tWTSZS oxrniil Smiiliiy lljr crurinr wooV cent Mr niMl imr nnr JMOO WKKKIV IblnMlhliml HSt mall inr jonrllrO rKnlPTOil nl llin IWolllru nt Norfolk Nott epcoml rlnn ntntlnr Toloiilioiin No El por 111 sptlo of all tliolr otlorlH to hulu tlio ruth tho lomoonitlt forms nro gotting voijr norvouH In npUo of all tliolr otlorlH to conceal tliot tlio KiikIIhIi In South Africa nro liucoinitiK insulTiirablv lloorod Tlio talpgrnpliiQ nmrtiKcs from tlio Philippines for Homo tinn pasl liavo nvoniKcilfWSfiOOOii nunitli for Uiiulo Saui 1oot liiiuroatn Aiutin HayH that Kng land guiirdrt tlio mm Whllo that may bo It is very ovliliuit that tho light ing tills ynnr is on tho land Whon it cotniw to lawantl ordor thoro nronltogothor too many lllco tho man down In Maino who wiw for tho llklcor law but agin its onforconiont Tho Into Dr MoQIynn wiwii grout friend of tho poor Ho had no patience whatever with tlio idoan ho commonly provnlliiig that n few people were lorn to have wealth while thomiuiy wore rioKttned to ponuiy and want Ho Hunnned up IiIh whole thought in this inuttor whon ho Hiiid God Ih the father of all ItiH children and tho stop father of nono f Not many even among our patriotic AniorinuiN would roturn to tho govorn niont tho check Hont thorn in payment for services romlorod tho government as captain of volunteers during tho late war ThiH however was tho ootn nioiiilnblu action of Oaptain William F English Bouof Win It English who was caudidato for vice president with Hancock There is said by expert engineers to bo no insurmountable obstacle to tho projoct of a traiiK laeillc cable from an engineering point of viow Tbonavy depart inent surveyed tho route from tho California coast to the Hawaiian islands in 18IV and decided that a cable could best bo laid from Montery to Honolulu and thoneu to tho Philippine islands and Japan A more careful survoy is now being made on the bed of tho Pacific Such a cable at the present cablo rates would earn the United States JpJgSOOO a year and thoro would certainly bo increasing commercial use of tho cablo whiob would steadily in croaso its value Tho fusionists are exerting their on orgies to have tho United Statos mix up in tho Boer English war These are tho Banio people who insisted and persisted iu tliolr efforts to liavo Uncle Sum drive tho Don oil the wostoru continent and as soon as tho effort was iniido began to llud fault with the method in which it wis dono and everything connected with it atid resulting therefrom They aro finding fault yet and will probably contiuuo to do so for years to couio In tho first instanco they had tho support of tho pooplo u nearly overyono desired that Spains mis rulod mis troatod and opprosed possessions bo wrestod from hor They hnvo not tho support of t10 people howovor iu thoirfault fiudiug campaign Thoy know that thoro was fault to bo found no matter what method was pursued but thoy consid ered that sluco tho government under took tho contract it should perform it ns host it could What thoy principally desirod has been acoompllshod and thoy nro in tho main patistlod Their ro ceut efforts howovor tiro a littlo far fetched and tho peoplo aa a class do not debiro this covornmout to mix with either tho English or Boor sido of tho question Wo would not hnvo toloiated tho mixing iu of somo powerful govern mout iu tho settlement of our disputo with Spaiu and no more should wo force oursolves into a foreign war that doosnt particularly conooru us We liavo our 6ympathios but thoy do not requiro expression by forco of arms Borne Lcglsluttvo Lolllea Iu tho current issue of Tho Green Bag a New York law publication Mr Eltwecd Pomeroy president of the Direct Legislation League of the Uult ed States has a very interesting article on tho fdllles of legislatures Ills In terest iu the referendum has made Mr Pomeroy an especially close student of state legislation anil here arc tome of tho legislative follies ho has discov ert tl New Jersey has n law taxing bache lors while the lower bouse of Texas passed a bill lining every unmarried man 50 a year unless be should pre sent nn affidavit from sonic i blc woman that she had refused him vlurlug the year Missouri has a pure Ipeer law that forbids the use of auy thing but bops malt barley or rice lu making beer preventing water from bIng used Carelessness on the part of the Nebraska legislature led to the enactment of a law that scuds the jus tice of the peace to Jail uutll the drunk ard he fines shall pay the -penalty lie assesses A Kentucky law borblds the firing of deadly weapons whether loaded or unloaded Michigan has an nntMrcatlug law pnflsoil In 1805 For n Joke a bill wan rtinhctl through tho Kiuihaji bouse changing tho nnino of a legislator with an unpronounceable nnino to Pat Murphy TexaH passed a resolution declnrlng that tho shies of Texas wore bluer than tboio of Italy Hlrlct construction of a Ilhodo Island law mnltcfl every child of parents mar ried In the state lining tlio last 50 years Illegitimate Such follies Mr lomcroy thlukn nro not surprising The nvcrago legisla tor pays scant attention to he bills that arc acted upon except to wonder bow they will nlTcct bis future That Is the only consideration that rules bis conduct Ho long ns a committee of men Is given uncontrolled power they will use that power for their own ends says Mr lomcroy anil If they are chosen frequently they will retain a certain portion of be noble spirit of service to the whole people as long as they are new at the service crude and Inelllclcnt They will make lots of mis takes be easily led by designing men and by be end of the term be ready either to retire In disgust because they see nothing can be accomplished or adopt the prevailing low moral tone look lit every bill from tho point of What Is there In It for me nnil bo lit subjects for the lobbyist The remedy suggested by Mr Pom eroy for the follies of legislatures Is to limit the powers of the body mid iiiake It an advisory council while the laws themselves shall require the approval of the people through the referendum THE PIANO DETECTIVE Work Th lit ltt i n Hlcnth Ilny Bloat of he Time Did you ever bear of a piano detect ive V The city ball detective scratched bis bead rcllectlvcly and then was compel led to admit that be bad never beard of such an Individual Well there are a dozen or more of them In Philadelphia and they make good money too Their work Is simple you see n great ninny piano linns sell Instru ments on the Installment plan That Is the purchaser pays say 50 down on a 500 or JJtMN Instrument and agrees to make good the remainder at so much a month My far the greater number of such purchasers are ns hottest as the iluy Is long but once In a while a man comes along whose little scheme Is to move out the piano a day or two after It Is delivered and sell It for a couple of hundred It Is the business of the piano de tective to circumvent this sort of thing As a rule some suspicious movement on the part of the would be defrauder of the piano dealer causes him to be placed under suspicion The dealer cant stop hi anil take his Instrument away under the contract and the only thing he can do Is to watch It Here Is where the piano detective comes in He hovers around the house In which the suspected purchaser lives night and day watching any attempt to make way with the piano Psunlly three or four weeks aro long enough to settle the question one wny or another If the piano buyer Is crooked he Is practically certain to make some sort of a move before the expiration of that time If be doesnt It Is pretty safe presumption that tho suspicion Is groundless and the piano detective Is called off by bis employer with no one but himself and two or three others the wiser Hut the precaution Is a necessary one Cin cinnati Enquirer RECIPE FOR RAINMAKING Suuulnlittrla Acid AVnter and Zinc Create Artlllclitl Storm Some years ago Kansas was overrun with so called rainmakers who did a thriving business in vicinities afflicted with drought The Hock Island rail road had a rainmaker who traveled about the country In a special car and made rain from Texas to Iowa At the time the process employed was guard ed us u secret and no doubt the mys tery surrounding tho operation bad much to do with the Interest aroused among the people Hut now conies George Matthews in the Wichita Eagle with a full exposition of the means employed by the Hock Island wizard and others anil the following Is tho recipe given by him Ten llultl ounces of subsulpburlc neld Fifty fluid ounces of water Flvo ounces of zinc Renew every hour and stir every 30 minutes day and night until rain conies The moment rain begins to fall remove Jar or crock In territory west of KnuMis use one third less at sea level use double the quantity In Kansas work only on southerly winds which are the moisture bearing winds Begin an experiment only In a clear sky One station of the experiment If successful will produce a rain 30 to f0 miles In diameter A better and more certain result enn bo secured by having three or more stations -10 or f0 miles apart According to Mr Matthews this mix ture left in an open mouthed Jar gen erates hydrogen gas which rapidly ascends The theory is that this gas ascending creates a shaft through the hot air down which tho cold air rushes creating a storm center and gathering moisture for precipitation Matthews claims that of the 200 experiments made by him nt least 180 were success ful Kansas City Journal An im One lie entered the cheap restaurant nnd took a sent nt one of the tables Will you have n 15 cent dluncr or i 25 cent ono inquired a waiter Is there any real difference Certainly What is It Ten eeuts Ohio State Journal TUB NORFOLK NEWS THURSDAY JANUARY 25 1900 A BIVIL U RIMSODR THE RAID UPON PORT GIBSON WHAT CAUSED IT AND Fifty Arlalocrntlo Southern Girl AVrrn TnUrn nn Irlinicr of Wnr nnil Vtcrci Currlril Vlrltaliuric nml Flivro llrlil nn llimliiiri I wns mixed up Iu ono little unre corded event of tho civil war said General 11 hat was Interesting from Its very uiiiisiialncsH and which ns 1 look back upon It seems strnngely pic turesque Wo were nttnehed to what was known iih tho marine brigade a Ut ile licet of 12 Unclad river Btcaniboatn that piled up nnil down the Mississippi river after he surrender of Vlcksburg The term Unclad by tho way Is some what misleading as It Is not remotely connected with the white metal but sig nifies rather boats heavily planked with oak for the purpose of protecting them Home what from the ravages of bullets Ono day our littlo battalion of four companies was ordered to Hteiim down tho river disembark at Rodney march to Port Gibson and there consult seal ed orders In regard to further proceed ings Imagine our surprise upon read ing the Instructions that wo were ex pected to capture and carry back to Vlcksburg as prisoners f0 of the most aristocratic Confederate young women In the city However we hud served long enough to obey orders without question and provided with guides fa miliar with he own we set about our bizarre and not too ngrecable ask Wo first established headquarters at tho residence of a prominent Confederate Judge Then different squads were sent out to call at tho homes of tho young wom en and escort them to the place of ren dezvous The Instructions were that they must report at headquarters with in two hours on penalty of their family resilience being burned to the ground The only Information we could give them the whole transaction was as much a mystery to us ns to them was that they were to be taken to Vlcks burg ns prisoners of war but were on no account to suffer any discomfort or Indignity Of course there was great weeping walling anil gnashing of teeth from cutler modiers loving sisters and Irate fathers and brothers But the Incident had to be accepted as belonging to the fortunes of war and at the end of two bonis -It of the HO attended by anx ious friends and relatives were at the rendezvous Mercy was Implored for one delinquent An additional hour was granted and at their own suggestion several of the young women were dis patched to her homo to persuade her to follow their example In gracefully submitting to he inevitable The result was bat before the hour was up the last fair prisoner had put in an appear ance though iu a very defiant mood Our troubles however by no means ended here Indeed they were lumlly fairly begun The next question vns how to transport our beautiful captives to Rodney a distance of some JO miles over roads that were In a frightful con dition from the devastation of war and consequent neglect All the good horses too like all the good men were off to the war and as for carriages they had most decidedly fallen Into a statu of Innocuous desuetude There was obviously nothing for us to do therefore but to gather together all the broken down old horses ami di lapidated vehicles lu the vicinity which we somehow managed to hitch together with plow harnesses bits of rope straps etc With these improvised coaches drawn up into line began the process of loading on our victims and when they were nil stowed away it was a motley looking procession I cau assure you Even tho sound of fare wells and tho sight of weeping eyes could not blind us to the humorous as pect of the scene You must remember that wo were all pretty young fellows lu 1SIK1 Tho civil war was fought by men whose average age was only lll Well we made our wny slowly amid tears antl laughter to Rodney where we embarked for Vlcksburg Upon arriving there the young women were taken before the provost marshal who put them ou parole confining them to the limits of the city Most of them bad friends in the town with whom they chose to remain ami suit able quarters were found for the rest The reason for the whole transac tion then transpired It seemed that some northern young women school teachers had been taken prisoners by the Confederates and were at that mo ment lu their camps where they wero forced to wash and mend for the sol diers and perform other menial serv ices These Confederate young women were therefore to bo held as hoslages until the northern women wero re leased There was littlo delay lu tho ex change antl we had our visitors lu Vlcksburg only 30 days They were however very gay delightful days Yankee otllcers nnd Confederate maid ens Intermingled socially and tho ac quaintance so rudely forced upon the beautiful southerners proved lu some Instances a mutual pleasure I could Indeed point to more than one roman tic marriage that was tho direct out come of our raid upon Port Gibson Washington Times Old Dunce In Old Time In Edward Scotts Dancing In All Ages are some curious details about the dances used by our forefathers Joan Sanderson was a Jolly dauce In Mr Scotts definition for be fore It wns ended each lady had kissed all the gentlemen twice and each man had been equally enterprising Mary Stuart danced tho Yolta though not so high and so dlsposcdly as Elizabeth In King Charles time peo ple dauced Treuchmore th Piwii Ion Dance Omnium QnUiorum and Holte cum ToKc All In n Garden Green Gndierlnn of Peascodi Lumps of Pudding Under nnd Over Tho Bnlb Ihii Slaughter House and Have at Thy Con f Oltl Woman aro dances not quite so old Not iVnaleil on Iter This happened o ho wlfo of a well known merchant who Is rather con spicuous for bis devotion to tho church His spouse dressing one Sunday morn ing got Into a waist tbnt moro than put Josephs coat In the shade She was conscious of bo color scheme but decided to ask her husbnnds and her falhers opinions boforo wearing he garment to church They ngroetl poor men that she was delightfully dressed and thnt tho wnlst could hardly bo im proved upon So hey went to church tho wife with secret misgivings which as the case turned out wero well enough founded for they were no sooner seat ed In Grace Episcopal church than the Rev Dr Worhlngon gave out the text We will rend tho reverend rec tor said from be gospel of S Mat thew the sixteenth chapter and eighth verse To what purpose Is this waste Tho good woman collapsed In her pew and never rnlsed her bead during the remninlng portion of the service Cleveland Plain Dealer A Text Thnt Caught The following extraordinary coinci dence occurred at Tlnwnld recently A young preacher who has lately mnr rled was planned to tnke the morning service but by a misreading of the plan ho mistook his appointment for an evening one Consequently the con gregation gathered on the Sunday morning waited lu vain for his appear ance Thereupon one of the olllce bear ers of the church present undertook the service Totally unaware that the absent preacher had recently married be electrified antl amused his audience by announcing as his text lie has married a wife and therefore be can not come New Zealand Herald IIowh Thin Wo offer ono hundred dollars rownrd for any fuse of catarrh that cannot bo cured by Halls Catarrh Ouro 1 J OHKNEY Co Props Toledo O Wo tho undersigned bavo known P J Chenoy for tho last 15 years and boliovo him perfectly honorablo in nil business rniiBacions nud financially able o carry out any obligation niado by their firm WrST Tnux Wholesale Druggists Toledo O WAUiiva Kiknax Makvin Whole salo Druggists Toledo O Halls Catarrh Cure is takou inter nally acting diroctly upou tho blood aud mucous surfaces of tho system Prico 75 cents per bottle Sold by nil druggists Testimonials free Hulls fnmily pills nro tho best Girls if you wish to bo n Juno brido with red lips laughing eyes a lovely complexion tako Rocky Mountain Tea this month T cents Ask your druggist 0000 years havo wo waited for tho greatest blessing over offered It doubles your joys nud halves your sorrows Thats what Rooky Mountain Tea does 35 coute Ask your druggist Takon this month keeps you well all tho year Greatest touio known Rocky Mountain Tea mado by Madison Medicino Co 35 cents Ask your druggist Better do it than wish it done Better euro catarrh by taking Hoods Sarsaparilla than complnin becuuso you suffer from it Mautl Is fi nnd 150 too old to hope for improvemout I should Bay not One just begiufl to livo Take Rocky Mount ain Tea Youll bo blooming fair nt CO 44 Durability is Better Than Show tf The wealth of the multi millionaires is not equal to good health Inches without health are a curse and yet the rich the middle classes and the poor alike have in Hoods Sarsaparilla a valua ble assistant in getting and maintaining perfect health Catarrh Our Mile boys tuhooping cough left him with catarrh but Hoods Sarsaparilla made him perfectly well 1 have taken it myself toith satisfactory re sults Mrs W S Gordinier Newton Kan Scrofula My boy suffered with scrofula when young Two bottles of Hoods Sarsaparilla cured him He is now ten Our physician advised its use We always recommend it Mrs E C Clipper 8 Kidder St Cleveland Ohio Tired All Day No tired feeling such as J used to have morning and night since Hoods Sarsaparilla cured it as it cured the pain in my little girl s stomach Jas T SMann Hubbardston Mass Pain in the Side have taken Hoods Sarsaparilla and Hoods Tills for pain in the side and back Was not able to work They cured me Mary E Cafe Chesterfield S C fiodS SaMafxttitl Hoodi llllicure liver lilt the nun Irritating and oiilyitUaitlctUk8ltlllrharajurtlU All Kinds of Hard and 8oa Coal Thoroughly Uright and Clean at SALTERS COAL YARDS 1 A I OHA8 All Coal Screened Your Palronngo Respectfully Solicited U1KAKT InicsinnNT a mUDOK Vtou Imsiiibnt Union Pacific SOUTH Columbus A cctimmotlntlnn Oinnlni Denver mid Iaclllc Count NOHTII Columbus Ace mniodntion Omaha kcuver urul Iacillc coast ED WEGENER Livery Feed and Sale Stable Hack Line In Connection Telephone 68 BOOKBINDING Reblndlng old Books and Hagazlnes HBRUMMUND Noxt to Douns Taint Storo Fifth Street FRANK AMBROSE HARPIST Will furnish musio for dances and ties Prices reasonable par- For Plumbing Stum Fitting Punps Tmks Wind Mills And all repair work in thle Una oa W H RISH Batlefftotion Gnnmntead Klrtt door sontb of Dail New offle Wire H H Hull vriLioir Facial TreakeDt MnoicoriDg and Sbmpoi Will glarllr call t your homei and do an of tbl work Orderi UVn for tins hair ewltobei Perfect matob guaranteed Beildoaco on Flnt street Junction Orderi may be left at tbr JnnKltnn lmHtrr TolAnhnnn 1t PARKERS HAIR DALSANI Cleanici aad Uiutille the tut 1iumutcl a loiuciiit growth Never Falls to Itcitoro Gray Hair to its Youthful Color Cujxi icalp difftic ti hair falling SOcamHHiuat irurlm Choice Smithing Coiil DCPART t 30 pm 1100 a in Aitnivu 1080pm W p m Joimocts ut Norfolk with b IS fll coiua west and north and with tho C 8t P M O for points north aud eust F w Junkman Agent Chicago St Paul Minneapolis Omaha FAST DErAHT Sioux rity and Omaha PaBSongor it 30 am Sioux OltyPassenuor 100 pin VST ABRIVli Sioux City Passenger 10 85 am Bioux City and Omnhrt Pasenngor 780 nm Connocts at Norfolk with F E M V going west and north nud with the U I for points souin p juneman Agent Daly oxceplISunday -TRY THE FOR PHONE 54 W II JOHNSON OA8H1KU W It imiAASUH AssT The Citizens National Bank Capital 50000 Surplus 5000 liny nnd noil oicliansn 011 lids country nnd nil nrtn of Kuroiio Fnrm Lontm Director Abmls W H Ioiinhon Ciias S Hiudok C V Hiiaascii HWANK 0 A LUIKAUT T F MKMMINOKB L HCHflONH HUB c FOR QOOD LOANS AND EASY PAYMENTS The Norfolk Building and Loan Assn C B DURLAND Secretary Railroad and Business Directory CO - bl c o co - 5 co i H c 2 O 3 is U R R TIMETABLE Fremont IZkhorn Mo Valley KAHT Oranlin Passenger v KxproBg 1 r thro Express Ou iiHscngor WKs Ulnck JIIIIh rxiirens VonilRro IlipsoiiRor DEPART t0Tmm 1210 1 m Auittvi 70d m 1240 11 m DEPART 740pm 1240 pm Vonllffro Accommodation 900 111 west AimiVK Hlnck HilU Kxprons 1220pm VonliKro lnusotiKor 110 nm VordiKro Accommodation 720pm Tlio Chicago nnd Muck Hills Exprcfm arrives and departs from Junction depot Tlio Omalia and Vordigro trains nrrivo nnd dopart from city dopot II C Matuau Atfont C S HAYES Fine Watch Repairing Spencer ovelmon Boots and Shoes Repairing Neatly Done dB HERMANN Contractor and Builder t 1 Fourth Street H C TRUMAN Paints and Ola 1 Paper House and Sign Painter iiNSKEEPS IWIIiLINERY Cheapest and Best Norfolk Avenue dW EDWARDS The Norfolk florseshoer All Work Guaranteed Cor 4th St and lirnaech Ave Daily News Job Department FINE COMMERCIAL PRINTING THE North -Western LINE F E IW V R R Is the best to and from the SUGAR BEET FIELDS of North Nebraska CALIFORNIA The Land of Sunshine AreH n m tF OSpT0rV THERE IS NO CLIMATE LIKE IT ON THIS CONTINENT FOR A WINTER RESORT Fine Train Servico via tbo Union Pacific Palaco Sleeping Cars Dining Cars Freo Reclining Chair Cars Buffet Smoking and Library Cars Ordinary Sleeping Cars Pintsch Light Steam Heat Fivo Daily Trains from MiBbouri River For Time Tnblee Folders Illustrated Books Iamphlots de6criptlvoof tbo territory travers ed call on F V JUNErMNAgent j hi 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