The Norfolk weekly news. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1888-1900, October 12, 1899, Page 9, Image 9

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He ollMil he IlkciiCNPi
A PaiiMim fcwell recently had n
crayon nictmu of liiiUHolf mailo wliicli
he afterwaid nrttciidud to find fault
with
Itdoe0 not bear tho alifjlitcbt resom
blance to me suid he aud I will not
tuke it
The artiat protested but all to no
avniL
After the dandy had left the painter
added to the portrait h magnificent pair
of ass earfl and exhibited it in tho win
dow thus altered to the gaze of tho
cm ions pnblic v
It hadnt been long exposed when tho
dandy entered tho artihta Htudio in a
toweling rage and finding that threatn
amounted to nothing he at last offered
to buy it even at 11 considerable ad
vance upon the original pi ice
It wisnt Htiango you didnt recog
nize your les emblmee to tho pictuio at
Hint said the painter but I knew
youd notice tho likeness a soon us I
udded thepo eais Sparo Moments
MnrrliiKe l Hnlter
Among ignotaut peoplo of English
birth it is fully believed that a wife
bought with money or goods is legally
married if the purchaser loads her all
the way homo by a halter
Mr Baring Qould tho English anti
quarian tells of a village poet known
to him who bought a wifo for a half
crown and led her 12 miles to his cot
tage
Tho squiro and the rector protested
to the village poet that ho was not
legally wedded
Why yes I be he roplied Ill
take my Bible oath I never onco tcok
the halter off till ehed crossed the door
sill and to door was shut
The latest instances of such wifo sales
occurred in 1858 and 1859 when wom
en were sold in Little Hoi ton and in
Dudley In these cases a blue ribbon
took tho placo of tho straw halter
But gentle ladies tho symbolic idea
was the same
A Iiiuicli on Lord Kcliln
A good story is related of Lord Kel
vins lecturing mothods at tho Glasgow
nniversity As a professor of science he
can use long words in such formidable
array as would l ike u dictionary break
Its binding witu horror During a
course of lectures once on magnetism
for iustance ho defined an ideal mag
net as an infinitely long infinitely
thin uniform and uniformly and longi
tudinally magnetized bar and the
misguided students vocifeorusly cheer
ed which canned tho professor to say
Silence 1 This definition was made
and cheered with the usual reprimand
frequently during tho lectures Once
near the conclusion however tho stu
dents did not cheer but Lord Kelvin
from force of habit rapped out Si
lence the same as before
A Cute I ad
A young Irishman once went to a
kind hearted old squire for a recom
mendation An elaborate one was writ
teu and read to linn He took it with
thanks but did not move
Whats the matter with it roared
the squire
Oh uothin sorr said the lad
quickly
Well hen why dont you go
Sure sorr I thought on the stringth
of a recommiud like that youd bo
wantin to hire me San Fiauciaco
ArgonuuL
LAST MAN OX KAHT1I
WHAT P THC DKCAD TATL THAT
AWAITS THIS MORTAL
Mil n j I Ihmii Ifx hi In I In- Milliner of
Life iiikI Dentil I lull Will lie the
Tot linn ol the lnnl Itelle of lln
tint lilt im It Not IiIkI
Astiniintniis itll us that I lie dtt
llltlsl COIIIO WlllII lilt fill Hi will lIKf
tin moon whffl tluoiigli tin lifiiuMii
a dead niid bin i en ball ot miittfi all-
ltS VttltfllfSH IllfllSS Hut long long
bo I mo lint tliuu inn ii will lie fMliitt
will lmo dlsiippfaifd ho titlftlN Unit
not so tntloli ns the lilfitflifd HUflftoti
of a human being will be Nlhlo on all
tliu millions or siiiino milts of the
Htuliiic of this planet
Unless bj some huge and unheisal
cataclysm the whole uieo Is swept at
once Into ftiinll it Is but leasoimble
to suppose that man like aui other
niff of animals will disappear slowly
ami that eventually thete will bo but
a single human being left sotne old
old man gta headed ami boat led ami
left to wiiiidei alone In a solitude that
urn be Imagined but not deseilbed
How will he die this last telle of
the teeming millions that otuo turns
fin mod the Im c of I he globe and i tiled
undisputed masieis of ootj other liv
ing thing Thuio uio inanj tales thai
mti5 belall li I in lie 111115 go mad with
the honor of loneliness and himself
end his own mlseiable existence lie
may be eaten by Ihe asl lepttles or
giant Insects which will then piobably
Infest the solitudes
Ktit his fate ma bo fur webder and
111010 dieadful Scientists say that as
we bum the eoal and timber we ate
Hllll so liehly supplied with we let
loose Into the almosphoie nn ever In
ei easing olumo of caibonlc acid gas
Much of this Is taken up bj plants
but not all It must Increase and
eventually poison the bientlmble air
lllllng the valleys and mounting slowly
to the hill lops wheto the hist lemalns
of animal life nie stihlng for exist
ence Thf last man will climb higher
and highei but eventually the suffocat
ing invisible Hood will leach and
diow 11 him
Again It Is said that the piitli as It
gets ohlei Is clacking llko div mud
Those ciacks will Inciease until at last
they will let the wateis of the oceans
and rivers sink into the lleiy center of
the globe Then will occur an explo
sion so tenlble as may stattle the in
habitants of neighboring woilds The
last man In this case will piobably be
sonic aictlc exploier or Csklmo whom
the vast plains of Ice mound will save
from Instant death and leave to giill a
few moments till the Ice continents me
swallowed by ledhot gases and steam
Suppose these eaith ciacks develop
mote slowly they may suck away the
water without dvastatlng explosions
Then tho last mans fate will be the
worst dtHci llmble lie will die of
thirst The bcene of his death will
probably bo the great valley in the bed
of the Atlantic ocean off the Brazilian
coast half way between Uio Janelto
and the cape whete now six miles of
gteen water lie between the steameis
keel and the abysmal slime beneath
TliPie hopelessly digging In the ever
drying mud he must polish mid leave
his bones to paich on a witoiless
pi met
The antaictie polar Ice cap has been
glowing thlekei and heavier for un
counted ages The distance fioui the
south pole to the edge oi this Ice cap Is
1100 miles The ice ilses steadily 1 10111
the edge to the center At that center
It cannot be less than YJ miles In thick
ness twice as thick as Mount Dveiest
Is high
Suppose It splits Imagine the gi
gantic mass of water and Ice that will
come sweeping up noith over the oceans
and continents of the eaith Where
then will tho last man breathe his
final gasp High up In the snows of
borne great range ho will perish miser
ably of cold and starvation looking
down on a huge shallow sea beneath
whose tossing waters will lie the whole
of the laces of the world
Or last and perhaps dreariest fate of
all the human race may outlive other
mammals and last until the sun as
some day It must grows dull and cold
and vegetation dies from the chilled
earth The mlsenible lomiiant of
earths people mtibt then slowly die out
after ages of an existence to which
that of the Eskimo of today Is a pant
disc
DoIiik Without the Dot
The small letter I was fonneilj
written without the dot The dot was
Intioduced In the fourteenth centurj
lo distinguish I from e In hasty
and Indistinct writing The letter V
was oilginally used where the lettet
J is now employed The distinction
between 1 and J was Intioduced
by the Dutch pi Inters at a conipaia
tlvely recent date and tho J was dot
ted because tho I from which It was
derived was written with a dot
Hint Tor Writer
Dont moisten jour new pen between
your lips before you begin to write
Take jour cheap steal pen dip It In the
Ink then hold it In tho flame of a
match for n few seconds wipe It care
fully dip it Into the Ink again and
you have a pen that will make glad
the heart v Ithln jou Try It
Hustler
Ilefore iintl After
My dear said Mrs Huiipvvell as
bhe ponied the coflee at lueakfist the
other mottling do you believe In the
eternal fitness of things
I used to replied Hunewoll but
that wai before jou began to make mj
bhlrts Chicago News
An amattiir editor has made a for
tune by his pen Ills father died of
gilef on reading one of his editorials
and left hlui 150000 Nauvoo Inde
pendent
STRENGTH OF GIBRALTAR
I In It n liellt Inu lM rot I pun 1111
V liter I en ii I out ll
I llieie Is no doubt that Clbiallai Is
from the uatiiie of Its louitlou the
stioligest fin tilled spot oil eaith said
a lecentlv 11 tinned tout 1st hut tin
Ktigllsh olllicis who ait on dutv theie
seem Impiessed with tho Idea that
then Is Honie weak spot about Ihe
place and that some Anieilean imiv
dlseovei It Thev have veij noiiseiisl
fill 1 ules ami legtilatlons uoveiulng Ihe
loitllleathui aud one of them Is that
110 Autei lean tan be admitted to the
fin tilled places though thev ait al
lowed to waiulet all mound the outside
as long as thev t me to
1 do not think the combined guns of
the lest of Ihe win Id all wot king to
gether anil fot lJ bonis each tlav Sun
dais and public holldavs Included foi
one jour could sotlouslj Intel leu w lib
ilbiallai bcvoiitl culling oil Ihe mall
ommiiuleilloii The walls me solid
lock a ipimtei of a mile thhk and
Htleli a thing as doing auj damage in
II mllllmv sense would be slmplj iiun
sense Clhialtar could icsIhI anv at
tack and the coiidlllons Iheie an such
that the allot king pmlj would iiooes
saillj have to be exposed In making
Its atlatk Mils exposme would have
lo be within imige til the guns ol ihe
foil evin If thev an dO joins out ol
dale tiisoiiieutlj thej would bo
noai Ij as ell eel he as model 11 guns
Im willi all that Is claimed for modem
wailaie Iheie piobuhlj novel will bo
any lighting done when Ihe opposing
pintles an out of sight of each olhei
hilc all this Is admitted bj mill
taij men of all eountilos II seems
fiiunj thit thete should be auj thing
of a Mcict 01 hidden chmactei about
lilbiiltai that Amoiliiiiis should not
be allowed lo Inspect as fieelj as the
people ni ul her lomitilcs me Ihig
land inav be whipped some time In he
hlsloij of Ihe woiltl bill the tlefeit
will mil take pi ice at ilbiallai I us
sine joii Washington Stai
SCENERY FOR A NEW PLAY
It 11 epiii ntltlll In Moilei 11 I henlel
11 11 I lilei IHl Inu lriHn
The piepititloii I01 a new plaj as
fin as the sieiierj is ituicoi nod Is most
lutfiestlng A complete model In mlii
ialiiie is made about the sle ol tine
ol tho Coimnn toj theatiis seen In the
shops I hi pit 1 111 o Is caielllllj pillllttl
the 1 oiks il then be auj and the
foliage me cut out and all the details
nn lollovved with no less thought than
when the ion I aflnir Is attacked
The woik Is done in water coloi
mounted on pasteboaid and If tho
scheme be an Intel lor theie me 101I
cm tains In mlnlatiiie lights of steps
and the hangings all seiloiibly woikod
out It Is something lhit would de
light the henit of a boy anil luinlsli
him with endless amusement Those
models me kept until after the piece
Is ptodiicod and me then put away
on shelves alas only to wmp anil be
come coveted with dust
But the master palnteis woik tloes
not end heio by any means for Iheie
me lights to be mianged since they
play an Impoitaut pait In the pel
loiiuaiice and must be legulated by
the scheme of coloi so theie me long
ctinfei elites with olecti Iclins and many
discussions with the inakeis of glass
shades whiieby the exact lints 11113 be
obtained
When eveij detail has been settled
then the gieat acies of canvas me
spieatl on the paint fi nines and the
dniwing Is begun Lai go china pots
me used for the coloi s Those me Hied
with paints which me mixed with
water and a sle and eiioiinous
blushes put the pigment on the can
vas It Is wonileiful to watch the
aitlst who dashes on the paint with
no appment caie and who has to woik
fast to cover the binfirco befoie the
color dries which It does quickly
New Yoik Comnieiclal Adveitlser
Some SiiiHTKtltloiin
When starting for tho river sajs a
vviitcr In London IMeld if you have to
turn back and get something that you
have forgotten you me sine to catch
llttlo or nothing that day This Is an
article of Devon folkloie and I am In
clined to think the west country folk
right hciioln The disappointment
the htiiry and the bilnglng of wrong
things always act piejudlcially upon
what out to bo tho unrullled
oven temper of a successful angler Ho
becomes hasty and lash most of ten
with 111 results to his basket
In the western highlands It Is cur
rently believed that if you see a colt
with its back to jou when stinting In
the morning on a fishing excursion It
Is the woist of luck only to bo exceed
ed should you hear a cuckoo befoie
bieakfast
Illlen Kent Copy
lames Whltcomb Ulley wrote a long
poem for a New Voik newspaper It
was oidered In advance and was to be
sent In upon a certain day isow most
wi Iters especially poets aio dllatoiy
But the Hoosler bind Is an exception
to the nile Ills poem anlved the day
It was promised It came by express
in a formidable paicel Flint weie the
outer w lappings of heavy blown pt
per then some soft packing btuff and
beneath that the bomd covers within
which was the inanusciipt tied to
gethei with a small ilbbon and so neat
that the editor was almost afiaid to
tuin the leaves Philadelphia Hvenlng
Post
TlirmiKli Her Mem
Bugby gets out of nil patience with
Ills wife He sajs she cant get a
thing thiotigh her head
Thats funny He told mo every
thing he said to her went In one ear
and out of the other Philadelphia
Bulletin
Onljr the Slnirer Fee
Does singing the song Oh Promise
Me at a wedding promise auybody
anything AtchIsou Qlobe
JA15K VX T1IK UKIiliK
YL1 HIS I ACL WAS HOMI LY I NOUGH
IO SCAHL CHILDHLN
He II111I Kllili li VII llo r liter
tielllnu 11 Wile I nlll lie V
tiillj I em iiimI II In Iiih ei Mini II
He H11I MluliM Im Ileiilm
I icikon lube Hawkins was about
Ihe Dullest mini ho I mil evei lei live
said 1 in li lieu as he medllall v olj
VV helled his klillc lipnn his hunt log
Ive kllowed stiaugets In lollei that
mail mound loi a half hum lost to git
another look at Ids line an Ihcii go
light nil 1111 lake a diluk o lhkei
Scorned to kind n give em a lellsh lm
II I e klloweil lool women In stale
lllelt 1 hlhlieil llllo spasms bj Ihieatt 11
III to give em to lain an thej do ssiv
hes been the taiise n ilium than 0110
iimawnv lie was lost pleu uglj an
thats all thev was lo it II wan a tliuu
pit j too bet huso he wiih a might v lilt e
man If jou happened to moot him In
Ihe tlink 1111 he hud iiimicj In Iho
bank al Maple Willi an Ml at ion o as
Hue helium laud as ever loll a plnw
Well In spite n hlui belli si 1 blame
hiimclj that he tlasseiil look a woman
In the line 1 his j en cuss was alwajM
u nut In In git miiiiled but 11 ionise
thej wan l no waj to got at it lie
adveillsid some In he ellj papci an
will letleiH lo lots o women that waj
but he was honest In I ho i 01 o an when
the thing gnt along lur enough sns
thej mlghl iniMhlllg eiuiie o It he al
wins hoiil his photogiaph an that end
ed it
Intel thej was a mlghtj likely
willow linm waj link oast that got to
llliln lahe ptutj well thimigh his lot
tei willlu an I must mij he was a
gonil hand at tint bolme lit soul his
plekshili Alter Htlldj III ovei Ills lino
incuts loi a couple o iuiiiiIIih she math
up hoi ml ii I 10 eniiio nn niijhnw but
when she ackshullj saw lube In the
llesh she hat ked out an mail led SI Pe
ter an she made him 11 mlghlj lino
wile bin 1 In Ihe 1 tit I that sho hud n
ill join old sou thai hnhhoil up attei
the cicmnnv mi till nod nut to be as
hhlflless as Its possible fin 11 man to
git 1111 live
Then lube gits despei It an he up an
tillois a bundled dnlhns lowaiil lo iniy
budj as will git him a paidiiei Bui
thai didnt amount to much die Hud
Hauls lowed hed make his oldest
gill Mliandj the one thai hail Iho
hmellp Jlne him an lube know In
his own hIioi Ifomlus was sallsllod to
gll tiuvboj most but Mliaudv look
epileptic fits an tiled beloio the vveddln
Lome oil an folks all mouii said ll was
a ludgmcut on Dud
Then llni Iiaiuin lining iihmiii his
half wittetl gill an la be sitiilicd a
long while ovoi it thinkln mebhj that
If they was goln to be chlhlien come
with his ugliness theyd bettei he fools
too sos thej wouldnt icalle It Tho
gill seemed lo lake a lancy lo labti
light away an wanted to kiss him but
he changed his mind light off piopeily
decldln that he couldnt stand auj hotly
that was as big a fool as that
Things was thlsa way when theie
was a hjpnotlei come tluoiigli Maple
Bun an give a show an ho asked lor
people to come up on Ihe plilloiiu an
lie bj pilot leil Lveijbodj most was
a li a Id to go till la be made the bleak
sajiii ll didnt mallei nun h what be
come o him nohow an hen five mote
went up like they allu tlo
Well the iiilnlt this hole lijpnotiHt
tool hold o lubes head mi tilted It
back to git a good look in his ejes he
give a liinuj little jump an sajs
I cant tlo nolhln with 3011 Why
man jou may not know it but jou
got mole lower than I have If you
fix them fine blue ejes o journ on
anybody they Just nachelly have to do
what you say
Then he let lube go an made Wash
Dillins fight bumblebees an preten he
was a dog an do the most outlandish
things yon ever heard of I gosh It
was funny an he made some o the
othcis act up too but none so much as
ole Wash an the next day he went
aw a j
But ho made a mighty big change In
lanes life ysee up to this time Jabo
alius dropped Ids eyes every time ho
seen woman comInan the woman alius
looked the other way But now Jabo
made up his mind to try It an bo ho
looked an all lie women knowed
about It so they looked an they found
out that them eyes was mighty fine If
you looked at em ho keen you couldnt
see the test o his face They was
mostly seined too since they hemtl
as how la be was a hypnotler If ho
only wanted to bo that a way but o
course that only made em look all the
more
Klrst off Jabo didnt have the sand
to look at the best lookln girls but only
the homely ones an It wasnt two
weeks till he could o had his cholco o
11 doen girls You bee they got to
talkln to him an studjln them eyes o
hlssn an fust thing they knowed they
was hankerln after em But Jabe got
partlclai They was a time when hed
been tickled to death to have any girl
that woie dresses keep compny with
him but he kep raisin his Idees every
day till linly he sot his mind 011 wlnnln
Hetty Allen that was the blomedest
puitiest girl In the whole country an
had a doen fine lookln fellers with
good hoi ses an buggies an some land
trj In to court her an blame If ho didnt
git her An the funniest pint of It all
Is that theie aint no purtler young
tins auj wheie than them seven chll
dren o Jabes An they all got blue
eyes every one of em an the let Is
like their mother
The hun U lllue
Professor S P Langlej secretary of
the Smithsonian Institution says
If we could rise above the earths
atmosphere to view It the sun must
have a decidedly bluish tint to the nak
ed eye The proper color of tho sun Is
blue not merely bluish but positively
and distinctly blue
J
A POPULAR MISTAKE
I he liliii I hut Imfeioiloiinl Mm
II 11 1 e nn riin I line
People who wmk with Iheli hands
espetliillv ImiiioiH me 11 11I In Ihlnk
lluil pinfcNslniial men have an easy
1 1 1111 nl II Hiihl a Inwvei of this city
1 Im an aiiiiiNlng iiilsinhi I he fanner
ilops at miiidnwu mid the htboier
wul Us leu houiH at the oiiIhIiIo The
milage pinleNHlnllill man wotks rinm
I to II hums diiv In and daj oil all
Ihe jeat mniiiid Mien at a pinch ho
will woik fiom Hi to 00 lllllllH lm HCV
1 ml dajH In stiffcHHlmi ami he will
woik when ho Is sick 01 sulleilng se
veie plijshnl 1 in 1 li Momclhlug Ihe mail
mil Inllei wouldnt dieiim ul ll coiimo
ho takes nIioi I Inleivals nl lout like
eMijbnilj else The human eiigliu
Nu 1 iiipable ul absiilulelj sustained
ciiilcnvui Im nver an hum al a Hlieteh
Watch a tlav Inboloi whn seems In
be pluihllng along like a machine and
jou II lliul lluil he iciillj iohIh imiie
Hum half Ihe lime lie looks al hiiiiii
well iIhsnimI ihittnl lawjil blokei 01
mail nf allalis and siijh In himself
Oh Miu doggiiiii I lny uiscall Ifjnu
nlllj had In wulk like mo Tin tlilth
Ih Hull Ihe 1 hap he envies Is putting an
amount nt emu eiitiailnii and continued
eiioigv Into his diillj loll Hull would
kill the man whn wuiks with his bauds
nlnne In loss Hum 11 week
I dnii t moan this us auj lelleelloii
nil Iho lahiiiei whn is iiIhii tin doubt
titling his level best I Hlmph mean
lllllt tho deuiilliils nil lililltl piniluctlnll
1110 11 Ilibil again as seven as the tie
mauds mi 1111111 le pi oiluel Ion Ior
kIioci hIiiv lug iUiilllles Iheie Is iiolhllig
In Hie win hi that equals the nervous
high billing dull lunkliig iiindoiu pin
foHshuuil mail- New li loans Times
I llIIIOCtllt
JESS AND THE BEAH
III liln Sin eil hc Vliin I nl I ont Ilia
I lie In Ihe lliiiunlii
Theie hi a slnlj 1 oiniei led Willi Iho
IiikI belli killed abolll hole which luliil
gllllldpipiis nllt 11 1 1 li I the llllltlteil
seated nil Ibeb knees It appeals Hint
Ihe telehialoil 1 IK lo loss hud spent
all his Hie as 11 iiuppci ami hiiuiei and
never a mishap hud lielallen him Hut
one niKlit In his 11 11 hl v lo shako a
tnnli ho llmboil Ihe hIicII nl nu oltl
lite
As he began shaking the neighbor
ing limb he slump In which he was
1 llnglng gave waj and he sank feet
11 1 Ml Into the hollow onlei All ellnits
to escape weie Impossible and tho
pious biinloi Irnl loKiilved In piss the
leiualliilol nl his Hie in piajel when
tnwmil ulglil his supplh atloiiH weie In
tel llipled Looking up he beheld tho
eje of a beai looking stialghl low 11
at hlui
Then Hie animal tinned about ami
but ked down the Inside of the stump
Huidlj knowing what In tin Undo
less put up his hands In piolfcllon and
gi asped the bear Now ll was the
hems till ti lo be 1rlghtened Ho
Kcimubled up again while the hunter
hung oil foi his life anil was cat lied
w Ith safely lo the lop
lleie the bears leal double began
loi wlh so hea v j a weight It was lm
possible Im him to tin 11 about and
bai k down so hi tiled It head list
but that was no easy matter to Hi
lit ast and he loll with a heavj thud
to the giuiind below and was killed
while Im le less went home mill told
the tl lllhl ill tale to be banded flow 11
in his chihlieii -Springfield Republic
an
Slllllln SI i 1 1 Ion IrleHlN
At cooling to a lecliiie on Slam dollv
fied icceiitlj III London by John Bait
led thai tommy has moie than lis
shine of pilosis The population of
Slam he said amounted to about
JOOuVOO and a cm Ions feat tu e was
the bilge ptepontleiaiice of Chlnesf
moie f specially In Bangkok The Chi
nese piactlcally toutiollcd all the trade
mid coinineice of the place There
weie baldly any Hianiese meichmits
One million of the people weie in the
priesthood He bad tiavoled up river
tluoiigli the main tfiiuoiy of Slam for
a distance of ir0 miles ami during the
Jouiney It had been absolutely Impos
sible to get out of bight of a temple
In each temple theie weie fiom 10 to
U00 priests supported entliely by tho
people Of the lOOOWX pilosis only
300000 weie actively engaged The 11
inalulng 700000 weie passing through
the priesthood
Iuiier mill Htrlnir
Kinukllnrf time houoied mid cumu
lative adage Ior want of tho nail the
shoe was lost for want of the shoe the
hoise was lost for want of the horse
the man was lost should have the
addendum of twine and paper bugs
put to it to make It complete
Kew things are moie aggravating
than to be icady to tie up a package
and find no string or to carry a few
apples oiungcs eggs or bulbs a short
distance and find no bug to hold them
Strings should always be wound in a
ball and kept icady for Immediate use
wheie the family may find them ami
paper lags as soon as emptied should
bo folded neatly and laid in a drawer
for use as needed
lloa of the Olilen Time
Boys have nlwuys been boys There
Is no doubt that Shorn mid Ham pitch
ed coppeis or plajed jackstraws ou the
shady side of the ml while Noah who
couldnt flud them had to feed tho
stock hjmself or that David held up
two fingers to Jonathan when he saw
him across the block and that they
therewith went in svvimmiug In tho
Jordan against the express ptohlbltlon
of their mothers Minneapolis Journal
flieasy baths may be made perfectly
clean by lightly scouting with a wet
ftnunel dipped In common salt
The farmer gets along all right It
things dont go against the gralu
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